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Series || Loud and Clear

The thing with Roy is founded on coffee snobbery and stupid text messages and seriously awesome makeout sessions in the car. Oh, and the love of a lifetime, or whatever.

Getting It Right

Five times Eggsy gets Harry to kiss him for the wrong reasons (and one time he gets it right).

Series || The Adventures of Autistic Spidey and Schizophrenic Wade (Who Fall in Love and Do Other Fun Stuff)

Spider-Man meets Deadpool for the first time, and realizes there’s more to the merc than people have been telling him when he spirals unexpectedly into a panic attack and Deadpool actually stays with him through it. Not only stays, but

It Ain’t Moonlight, But It’ll Do

Healing after closing the Breach doesn’t mean no one has nightmares anymore. Sometimes, they’re bad enough to make another attempt at sleep an awful idea. On those occasions, a former jaeger pilot might take a certain amount of comfort from

Life, Love, Empire, and Cake

Peter Quill’s mom had (as far as he remembered) always been a sweet, gentle and kindly soul. As such, he had grown up convinced that his father must have been, by way of cosmic balance, an asshole, and 100% a

Series || Best Laid Plans

“Dude,” said Holster, his eyes huge, “that’s so sad. We gotta get them together.” “This isn’t a romcom, Holtzy, ” Ransom said, patting his arm. “I’m sure that’s not what Shitty had in mind.” “Actually,” said Shitty, “that’s exactly what

Tea and No Sympathy

It’s Potter’s fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again. It’s been nearly a year since the unpleasant business at Hogwarts, and Draco’s getting on with his life quite

Throw Rocks Kiss Hard

What the hell. The brat /likes/ him. And has been treating Raleigh pretty much like an eight-year-old treats the classmate they have a super secret crush on. Flinging insults and rocks their way and hope they never notice, or something.

You Cannot Live As I Have Lived (and not end up like this)

It’s not that no one knows about werewolves and other things that go bump in the night, but the giant Lovecraftian monsters rising out of the sea seemed slightly more important at the time. The life and times of Raleigh

Series || Psych Out

Lassiter is alarmed at finding himself attracted to Spencer following the Drimmer incident. He visits a friend in San Francisco, looking for advice, but Spencer has tailed him. Lust overtakes them in the gayest city in the world, but can

Series || Herc/Raleigh Bingo Challenge

A collection of fic written off prompts from the Herc/Raleigh Bingo Challenge. These are all stand-alones, unless otherwise noted.

Tether

Eggsy feels broken, like he’s only being held together by gravity, all the jagged pieces ready to fall apart. He doesn’t trust himself to speak, just clings to the doorframe and shakes like a leaf. The heart monitor beeps just

Series || We Didn’t Start the Fire

We’re all wounded in our own ways. Steve Rogers is a man out of time and a hero with no one to save. Antonia Stark just might need a rescue.

What Happens In Vegas (But Rules Were Made to be Broken)

AKA: That Goddamn Stripper AU Wherein Raleigh Becket gets dragged to Las Vegas, gets a lapdance, then sleeps with a stripper. It’s less terrible than it sounds.

Till You or Jane Return

A part reworking of Pride & Prejudice. Jane accompanies Elizabeth to Lambton with Gardiners, with interesting results, while Lydia is refused permission to go to Brighton.

The Calm

“Keep still,” Harry instructed quietly, his lips twitching with amusement. “Sure,” Eggsy said, and smiled when Harry gripped his chin lightly and turned his head away so that Eggsy’s eyes- or rather Eggsy’s glasses- couldn’t take him in anymore. Harry

Use Me

Peter wants to help Wade. Wants to make him feel beautiful, wants to make him feel wanted… Wants to put out the fire in his own gut whenever he sees the merc for what he really is. He does.

Made Up of Our Mistakes

“You tell her you love her every day, and you make the world better for both of you. It needs to be, you know, if you’re going live in it together.”

The Cyborg Arm Job

The Leverage crew run into a new friend, find some buried treasure, and fight some Nazis. It’s a pretty good day.

Dig In Your Fingers

The lack of a silver suppository has set Eggsy upon a certain path. The way that Eggsy looks, dripping wet and half naked, sets Harry on another.

So You Were Never a Saint

“I think Bond’s trying to be your friend,” Eve tells him. “…well,” Q says slowly, “this is a new and disturbing development.”

French Roast

This was the only place to get coffee within a mile’s radius of his work site and Raleigh only had a half hour break, so his twitchy concern over being filthy from hanging drywall all morning was just going to

The Night Is Ours

It is their last event together, the last time they’ll promote Kingsman together before they won’t see each other for quite a while. So Taron comes up with a way to make it memorable.

Room Service

Colin and Taron in a hotel room, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Hold On to Me As We Go

“I want everyone to be okay.” He shakes his head. “That’s never going to happen. You’re one bunny, and it’s the whole wide world, Carrots.” Nick pulls back to tuck his fingers under her chin, forcing her to look at

My Hands Say I Love You, Write It On Your Skin

“An old tattoo artist.” His own words echoed in his head. How did he even get here? A tattoo artist at the age of 42. Doing a job meant to be done by a 20-something-year-old stud, in a too-tight wife

Your Highness

It just so happens that there is another direct heir to the British throne out there, but he’s probably going to need a bit of polish.

Run Your Fingers Through the Knots of My Soul

Sometimes Bucky thinks it would be really cute to meet someone in a coffee shop, like in those silly romantic comedies Clint makes him watch. But there is a reason why meet cutes in cafes don’t happen in real life,

No Need for a Knight

Eggsy grew up on the wrong side of the tracks. After dropping out of the Marines, she had to take over her mother’s profession to help support her baby sister while her mother recovers from child birth. Enter Harry, who