Archive for the ‘fluff’ Category

An Abundance of Talent

Fifteen of Jim’s secret talents that came in handy on missions, and one time it was just for fun.*

Dr. and Mrs. Princess Whitelaw

Inspired by screamlet’s excellent First Date, after which leupagus hypothesized that Chris Pine was thisclose to giving it all up and going back to Berkeley to teach English literary theory. Screamlet, bless her heart, didn’t call the police.*

A Passage That Sings

The one where Chris has stupid glasses and a lot of paperbacks, Zach knows too much for his own good, there are at least two lap dances, and everybody wants to sleep with Dorothy Parker. “Quinto Mad Libs,” Cho says. “My date was: mean adjective, meaner adjective, devastating five-syllable mean adjective.”*

Transcendence

Once upon a time, I put two kinks on [info]trek_rpf_kink, and [info]smutjunkie wrote Buch Dich in response to them, in which a) Zach has a photography kink and b) Zach spews helpless dirty talk. I was so entirely delighted with her story that I sequeled it, and this is the result.*

Bitch, PLEASE

Chris muses a little, banters a lot with Zach on a Saturday morning.*

Girl, You’re Like a Weird Vacation

It takes a lot of persuading to get “Spock” and “shore leave” to interact on any meaningful level.*

The Cleverness of Me

In which Kirk lives out a space romcom.*

Find Your Way Home

The one where Mama Allen finally steps in because really, the boys are just being silly.*

Hope Whispers “Try it one more time”

Kris moves in with Adam, Adam is as dumb as a stump and his gaydar is still broken.*

You Can Lead a Parker to Water, But You Can’t Keep Her From Blowing Up the Stream

You’d think by now they’d realize that Parker just doesn’t think the way they do.*