William owns a bakery in Chicago.*
AU, brendon/ryan, falloutboy, fluff, gymclassheros, humor, lemmethinknooo, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash, theacademyis, travis/william
Ryan Ross is a college student working at a women’s clothing store. He lives with his roommate, Spencer Smith, another college student who works at a call center. One night, he has the mischance of falling, right into one Brendon Urie, a hairstylist from across the quad. Along with their mutual friend, Jon Walker from the card shop, a story of love ensues. Disclaimer: So not even true.*
AU, battiehattie, brendon/ryan, drama, humor, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash
“Well,” Pete’s mom says, one hand on her hip. She leans against the car window, peering in at Patrick. “At least you’re not twenty-eight.”* Sequel to A Little More Sixteen Candles.
AU, brendon/ryan, falloutboy, humor, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, provetheworst, realperson, slash, smut
Gabe’s beach house was kind of amazing.* More in the Forever, Now ‘verse.*
AU, brendon/ryan, drama, favorite, harrietvane, humor, kidfic, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
Everybody knows it sucks to grow up.* Post Forever, Now and Star Shaped.
AU, brendon/ryan, favorite, frank/gerard, harrietvane, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash
Have you any funny stories behind the making of the album [pretty. odd.]? “We can’t… I mean…” “We can’t tell you any funny stories because we’d probably be killed.” – Jon and Ryan being interviewed by NME.com*
AU, brendon/ryan, favorite, frank/gerard, harrietvane, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash
Frank loves Gerard’s stupid faces and his ideas that make him wake Frank up in the middle of the night, but try as he might he can’t remember thinking back then ‘this dude is awesome; clearly I want to host a nature show with him.’*
AU, brendon/ryan, favorite, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash, softlyforgotten
Brendon swears this is the last time he’s going to take treasure-hunting advice from a giant turtle.*
adventure, AU, brendon/ryan, humor, ignipes, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
“We should have a beard growing contest,” says Brendon, snapping his fingers. A winter of school work would be unbearable. They need an extracurricular.*
AU, brendon/ryan, favorite, fluff, humor, panicatthedisco, realperson, savvygambols
“Spence, I’m. Look, I’m going to prove this girl-thing to you, okay? I’m going to,” he held up his hands, “this is so brilliant, I’m going to become a girl.”*
angst, AU, brendon/ryan, crossdressing, drama, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Spencer has a lot of good ideas. This is not one of them.*
adellyna, AU, brendon/ryan, falloutboy, fluff, humor, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg, realperson, slash
Jared is a big gay celebrity gossip blogger. Jensen is the biggest straightest action star in Hollywood. Boysex ensues.*
AU, cwrps, humor, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, trollprincess
The third time Spencer comes home to find Brendon sat in the back garden with his feet in the pool, reading a soggy paperback and waiting for him, Spencer gives him a key to the house. “Didn’t you get that cut for Haley?” Ryan asks. Spencer just shrugs. “She’s not here that often anyway,” he says.*
airinshaw, brendon/spencer, fluff, humor, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash
Ryan plans weddings! Just not gay weddings. Ok, maybe just this once.*
adellyna, AU, brendon/ryan, fluff, humor, jon/spencer, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash
“I don’t know,” Patrick said anxiously, hesitating with his hand on the door handle. Through the glass window he could see people milling around inside the room, some settling themselves on the floor, others mingling and introducing each other.*
AU, bluejbird, brendon/ryan, falloutboy, fluff, humor, jon/spencer, mpreg, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash
Daniel and Sam plot revenge on Janet for spreading a rumor about them, but as always with our beloved SG-1, things don’t go as anticipated.*
daniel/jack, gen, humor, nixajane, pg13, stargatesg1
I can’t believe we’re actually sitting here, saying these things.*
daniel/jack, gen, humor, nixajane, pg, stargatesg1
Daniel discovers the joys of family life when Jack takes him home to the folks in Chicago for a little TLC, O’Neill style.*
angst, biblio, daniel/jack, drama, favorite, humor, pg13, slash, stargatesg1
“Better is a dinner of herbs where love is.” Maybe Jack and Daniel don’t get to have everything, but what they do have, they have together and for them, that’s pretty damn good.* Sequel to Prodigal Son and Passion Play.
biblio, daniel/jack, favorite, humor, nc17, slash, stargatesg1
Jack and Daniel let go of the difficulties of the past and choose to move on with their deepening relationship together.* Sequel to Prodigal Son.
biblio, daniel/jack, drama, favorite, humor, nc17, slash, stargatesg1
One little white lie… and some home truths.*
angst, biblio, daniel/jack, drama, humor, nc17, slash, stargatesg1
Jack and Daniel are forced to masquerade as lovers on a covert mission to infiltrate a Goa’uld pleasure palace. They find themselves living the role.*
angst, biblio, daniel/jack, drama, humor, nc17, rape, slash, stargatesg1, torture, violence
Something really bad has happened and Sam has no idea how to fix it.*
angst, AT, dean/sam, death, favorite, gen, humor, incest, janissa11, kidfic, pg, supernatural, weird
Carlisle striping, London Gay Bars, gingerbread puppet theatre, and lemons! Yes, it’s Christmas with the Cullen Family.*
AU, bella/edward, het, humor, mistresselektra, r, twilight
High School AU. Alex doesn’t know why everyone at her high school wants Cash. Sure, she gets that he’s charming, if you like brash arseholes. And he’s not horrible looking, though those tattoos are in a class of their own.*
AU, cash/singer, genderswap, het, humor, jezzabe, nc17, realperson, thecab
Er, a while back we were goofing around with the Laws of Panic at the Disco and we came up with ten.*
brendon/jon/ryan/spencer, foursome, harrietvane, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash, smut
“Heads up,” Gabe announces when he steps onto the bridge. “William saw an octopus.”*
airgiodslv, AU, cobrastarship, favorite, frank/gerard, gabe/william, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, scifi, slash, theacademyis
Sequel to one of the other ones that isn’t Allotropy because that one is next.
AU, bandom/stargateatlantis, brendon/spencer, cobrastarship, falloutboy, favorite, gabe/william, humor, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, skoosiepants, slash, stargateatlantis, theacademyis, underage
He doesn’t know why this is happening.*
clark/lex, humor, nc17, punk, slash, smallville
Welcome to Metropolis University.*
clark/lex, favorite, humor, pg, punk, slash, smallville
The prom theme has something to do with Paris. If Paris were a high school gym with a cover band.*
clark/lex, humor, nc17, punk, slash, smallville
Frannie’s got a romance novel with a big strapping Mountie on the cover, shirt hanging open, hair blowing in the wind, you know the kind.*
duesouth, favorite, fraser/rayk, humor, pg, punk, slash
He’s covered in a thin coat of grime like a coal miner or a TV orphan.*
duesouth, favorite, fraser/rayk, humor, pg, punk, slash
On a routine mission, something unexpected happens to Yohji… Now the rest of the Weiss members must deal with the possibility of losing a member, and Schuldig and Yohji find themselves too close for comfort.*
angst, aoe, AT, crawford/schuldig, drama, favorite, humor, nc17, rape, schuldig/yohji, slash, violence, weisskreuz
Doctor Daniel Jackson is in a head-on collision with a big, honkin’ clue bus.*
biblio, daniel/jack, humor, nc17, slash, smut, stargatesg1
After the first day, McKay had sniffed imperiously, chin tipped up, and told him that he wasn’t a complete idiot, and his shame would only be marginal if they were seen together outside of class. Instead of telling him to fuck off, John had grinned sardonically and drawled a mocking, “Thanks,” and McKay took that as the olive branch it wasn’t and bullied his way into John’s daily life.*
adventure, AU, fluff, harrypotter, harrypotter/stargateatlantis, humor, mckay/sheppard, pg13, skoosiepants, slash, stargateatlantis
There are a lot of things John hates about his job. He hates the Wraith. He hates the Replicators. He hates losing people. He hates it when villagers who have only just worked their way up to inventing gunpowder shoot at his team. He hates turning into a giant scaly insect. (It hasn’t happened again–yet–but John is nothing if not a pessimist when it comes to turning into giant scaly insects.) But most of all, John hates debriefing Major Bryar’s gate team.*
bandom/stargateatlantis, falloutboy, favorite, gen, humor, ignipes, pg, realperson, stargateatlantis
Post-Hogwarts. Auror Draco Malfoy has disappeared, and Harry Potter has been sent to find him.*
angst, draco/harry, emmagrant, favorite, harrypotter, humor, nc17, postcanon, slash, suspense
Harry is about to enter his seventh year, and things are not quite what he expected. He is no longer the angry boy who watched his world fall apart at the end of his fifth year, but neither has he completely found his place yet. He is looking for something, and to his confusion, it seems to have something to do with Draco Malfoy.*
angst, beren, draco/harry, drama, favorite, harrypotter, humor, nc17, slash
What do you call a cross between a Gryffindor and a Slytherin? A prefect! Don’t worry, it’s not ‘what would happen if he had been sorted into…’ Dumbledore works in mysterious ways as Voldemort grows in power and daring. Other than that? Shippyness, Snogging, Shagging, Snippy, and Snarky! Trust me, it’ll all make sense in a little while.*
draco/harry, drugs, harrypotter, humor, r, slash, snarky, snippy
Draco and Harry break up right before graduation. After Hogwarts, Draco disappears for reasons unknown and is found ten years later living in New York City as a muggle with an eight year old daughter.*
angst, draco/harry, drama, favorite, harrypotter, humor, kiara, pg13, postcanon, slash
They finally go out on their first tour with an actual bus, and Cash is totally ruining it by acting way too strangely.*
cash/singer, fluff, humor, pg13, realperson, riflethrough, slash, thecab
And so begins Alex’s Eternal Hatred and Disdain towards everything Cash Colligan.*
cash/singer, fluff, humor, pg13, realperson, riflethrough, slash, thecab
For the record, Brendon had no desire to go speed-dating at all.*
AU, bexless, brendon/spencer, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg, realperson, slash
“So, I’m pretty sure she knocked me up before she left,” Brendon said conversationally.*
AU, bluejbird, brendon/spencer, creature, falloutboy, humor, jon/ryan, mpreg, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash
Brendon is still missing his babies. Ryan Ross is a bitchy pregnant seahorse. And MikeyWay has run away to the Reef, and theh other must brave the unknown to rescue him. Drama! Angst! Less fish puns than the last one! More Mpreg, of sorts. Boys (and girls) as sea creatures.* Sequel to Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool.
AU, bluejbird, brendon/spencer, creature, falloutboy, humor, jon/ryan, kidfic, mpreg, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash
In which Spencer is antisocial and hates Christmas, Ryan is in love, Jon is planning vacations, and Brendon doesn’t want to spend Christmas alone.*
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, humor, jon/ryan, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash, sunsetmog
Bored, small-town schoolteacher Ryan Ross meets Jon Walker, a man with a secret. Things ensue.*
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, humor, jon/ryan, mintyfiend, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash
Superpowers AU in which Ryan Ross can’t help reading people’s minds, Jon Walker absorbs energy (and usually controls it perfectly), Spencer Smith shoots ice from his hands and saves melting refreshments, and Brendon Urie sometimes bursts into flames.*
AU, brendon/spencer, humor, jon/ryan, nova33, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, scifi, slash
When Sam first suggested the cross-dressing, Dean thought he was joking.*
crossdressing, dean/sam, humor, incest, kink, nc17, sevenfists, slash, smut, supernatural
Sam first notices the weird dinging noise in Paducah, and by the time they hit Kansas City, it’s a full-on clank and rattle, the car thumping rhythmically every time the engine turns over.*
creature, dean/sam, favorite, humor, incest, r, sevenfists, slash, supernatural
A trip to Cascade results in confusion, illumination, and smiles all around.*
angst, blair/jim, daniel/jack, drama, favorite, humor, nc17, sideburns, slash, stargatesg1, thesentinel, thesentinel/stargatesg1
This picks up right where Comedy of Errors leaves off, which means the SGC need Jim and his guide, Blair.* Sequel to Comedy of Errors.
blair/jim, daniel/jack, drama, favorite, humor, nc17, sideburns, slash, stargatesg1, thesentinel, thesentinel/stargatesg1
Sequel to A Gathering of Sentinel. A series of vignettes about the Sentinel school.*
blair/jim, daniel/jack, favorite, humor, ladyra, postcanon, r, slash, stargatesg1, thesentinel, thesentinel/stargatesg1
Jim and Blair settle into their new jobs with the SGC but soon find themselves in a battle for Earth.* Sequel to Comedy of Errors and Measure for Measure.
alyjude, blair/jim, daniel/jack, drama, favorite, humor, nc17, slash, stargatesg1, thesentinel, thesentinel/stargatesg1
Jack knew that stepping through the gate changed his life, but he didn’t think one more time would make that much of a difference; he was wrong. Now, Jack O’Neill, John Sheppard, and Rodney McKay are intertwined in an adventure of a lifetime, starting with how the hell to get back to being a grownup.*
AT, drama, humor, mckay/jack/sheppard, mystic, nc17, slash, stargateatlantis, stargatesg1, stargatesg1/stargateatlantis, threesome, violence
In the course of an investigation, Ray comes across a big metal circle and winds up in Atlantis. Watch as he interacts amusingly with the locals! See the different worldviews clash!*
death, duesouth, duesouth/stargateatlantis, gen, humor, pet, pg, stargateatlantis
Something’s thrown everything out of balance. Trick is to fix it without screwing up, or maybe ending the world.*
cwrps, cwrps/supernatural, dean/sam, fluff, humor, incest, janissa11, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, smut, supernatural
Sam/Dean, body swap, Jared’s apartment.*
cwrps, cwrps/supernatural, dean/sam, fluff, humor, incest, jared/jensen, kink, nc17, realperson, slash, supernatural, toys, trollprincess
Spencer doesn’t like Ryan’s new boyfriend very much.*
bandom/stargateatlantis, bluejbird, brendon/spencer, fluff, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, ronon/ryan, slash, stargateatlantis
Why did the chicken cross the road?*
bertie456, bones, fluff, gen, humor, pg
Dr. Temperance Brennan can handle remains that are thousands of years old, but can she keep up with one small child?*
bones, booth/brennan, fluff, het, humor, kidfic, pg13, tempecameron
Dr. Temperance Brennan awoke with a splitting headache. And an arm around her.*
baileybos, bones, booth/brennan, fluff, het, humor, pg13
The mighty Temperance Brennan was sick.*
bones, booth/brennan, fluff, het, humor, lerdo, pg13
After a successful case, Booth and Brennan have an evening free, and after all, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right?*
AT, bones, booth/brennan, fluff, goldpiece, het, humor, pg13
He made it to the bathroom and stood there learning heavily on the sink, staring at himself in the mirror. He didn’t look like a creepy sadist. But neither did Christian Bale, and that hadn’t ended well for anybody.*
bexless, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash
Frank wasn’t afraid of his emotions or anything. He laughed when he was happy and he yelled when he was mad. He said ‘I love you’ when it was true, and he hugged when he felt like it, and he still got all choked up when Gerard sang Cancer live and he didn’t care what anybody thought about it.*
bexless, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, r, realperson, slash, smut
For the next week, Gerard woke up every morning to a new list of Worlds that Describe How Gerard is in Bed pinned on the fridge. It disappeared after one of them wrote ‘Sparkle Motion’ because, Bob explained to Gerard, they felt they’d nailed Gerard’s essence with that one.*
bexless, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, r, realperson, slash
Gerard is dreaming. He knows he’s dreaming, but that doesn’t mean he’s not enjoying himself.*
AU, bexless, drama, fairytale, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, slash
“Smokes,” Mikey reads aloud. “Likes dogs in case ever get one. Likes rock music. Likes loud rock music. Is interesting. Does not hog bathroom.” He looks at Frank over the top of his glasses. “Dude, it’s like you’re meant to be.”* Follows Absence Sort of Does Make the Heart and Worth It, both of which are linked at the top of the linked page.
AU, bexless, bob/ray, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash
Keith Mars doesn’t exist and Lilly is not dead.*
abuse, AU, drama, fluff, het, humor, logan/veronica, queenhaq, r, veronicamars
Keith Mars doesn’t exist and Lilly is not dead.*
abuse, AT, drama, fluff, het, humor, logan/veronica, queenhaq, r, veronicamars
Nothing beats beating people at Crash, whether it be at pool, at drinking, or at life in general.*
alec/max, carriecl, darkangel, drama, fluff, het, humor, kidfic, r, smut
To keep up appearnaces, Max seeks assistance. Searching for a backdoor to feed his greed, Alec finds curious employment. Two people who want nothing to do with love find that when love wants something to do with them, they don’t stand a chance.*
alec/max, AU, darkangel, drama, het, humor, r, shay, wildsky
Bob feels more like himself on Friday, so of course that’s when Ross sets his room on fire.*
AU, falloutboy, gen, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg, realperson, skoosiepants, theacademyis
Pete’s a music producer. Patrick’s a studio muscisian who needs a flatmate. Mikey Way’s an enabler.*
AU, falloutboy, fluff, humor, jezzabe, patrick/pete, r, realperson, slash
Pete attempts to convince Patrick to move in together.*
AU, falloutboy, favorite, ficjournal, fluff, humor, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash
Most of the other penguins would roll their eyes at the little kid sliding happily over the ice and singing wordless songs at the top of his lungs, but Patrick didn’t care.*
creature, falloutboy, favorite, fluff, foxxcub, humor, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, scifi, slash
Follows Isn’t It Messed Up (How I’m Just Dying to Be Him) and You’re the Only Place That Feels Like Home.
AT, falloutboy, humor, nc17, patrick/pete, realperson, renidays, slash
Pete accidentally “outs” himself and Patrick on Good Morning America. Only problem? They’re not gay. What now?*
AT, drama, falloutboy, favorite, humor, patrick/pete, r, realperson, renidays, slash
Fact: If you can see Patrick Martin Stumph, he can see you. If you can’t see Patrick Martin Stumph, you may be only seconds away from death.*
falloutboy, favorite, fluff, humor, kitsune-tsuki, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash
Andy creates a wormhole, Patrick from the past shows up, shenanigans ensue.*
drama, falloutboy, humor, impertinence, nc17, patrick/pete, realperson, slash, smut
Patrick is a studio musician. Peter is in a boyband. No, seriously.* I’ve linked to the most recently finished chapter. You may have to do a little investigating to find future chapters until I can get a link to the final chapter.
AU, drama, falloutboy, fluff, humor, kasha, nc17, patrick/pete, realperson, slash
“I like that you’re expressing yourself with your camera phone in a way that doesn’t involve your genitals, but can you leave me out of it, please?”*
falloutboy, favorite, fluff, humor, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash, tremblings
Patrick stood clutching his guitar-case and duffle-bag, gazing blankly at the buildings trying to hide among the trees. Typical summer camp at its campiest, just like he always saw on TV; he made a face, turning to look at his mother’s worried expression.*
angst, AU, falloutboy, humor, megyal, patrick/pete, pg, realperson, slash
When counting down all the best parts of being a rock star, no one would really put ‘makes it easier to beat off’ on the list. Or at least Pete Wentz would have told you that, if you’d asked him yesterday.*
falloutboy, fluff, humor, naotalba, patrick/pete, r, realperson, scifi, slash, smut
Pete isn’t quite sure what he thought was going to happen when he wrote G.I.N.A.S.F.S. but he definitely thought it would be more spectacular than this.*
AT, falloutboy, humor, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash, tremblings
The trick with Patrick was knowing when to believe him.*
falloutboy, humor, joyfulseeker, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash
Pete takes Patrick to Neverland; the re-telling of Peter Pan.*
AU, falloutboy, fantasy, fluff, humor, miserylovedme, nc17, patrick/pete, realperson, slash
Once upon a time, in the middle of the night when the band had a rare night off on the road, Joe said, “Patrick. You gotta come over here.”*
falloutboy, humor, megyal, patrick/pete, pg, realperson, slash
The opening night of Angels and Kings is a lot more entertaining than Patrick expects.*
falloutboy, femmequixotic, humor, kink, nc17, patrick/pete, realperson, slash, smut
And finally…* Sequel to Terms of Surrender. Final in the series.
AT, firefly, g, humor, mal/simon, midnightblue0162, slash
Life is what is made of it, even in the black, through missions gone awry, pranks and unexpected affections.*
dae, firefly, humor, mal/simon, pg13, slash
Simon doesn’t pick up River on Persephone. Instead HE is put in the cryo-chamber.*
angst, AT, firefly, humor, kidfic, kms, mal/simon, nc17, rape, slash, torture
Brendon turns into a koala while on tour in Australia. Really. There’s not much else I can say after that.*
bluejbird, falloutboy, fantasy, fluff, gen, humor, panicatthedisco, pg, realperson
Two Heads Are (Sometimes) Better Than One: The Pete&Patrick Variety Show. VH1, Wednesdays, 9pm (ET) Four out of five stars.*
AU, falloutboy, favorite, humor, megyal, patrick/pete, r, realperson, slash
Sometimes your suddenly sentient action figures need to teach you valuable life lessons. Just saying.*
adellyna, falloutboy, fantasy, fluff, humor, patrick/pete, pg, realperson, slash, smut, txtequilanights
Background: Marilyn Manson dissed MCR for wearing makeup? Frank handled it gracefully, we’re all going to pretend Gerard did not.*
falloutboy, favorite, humor, loveyouallwrong, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash
When Strife interferes in a wedding, some very influential people are not pleased, and he is sentenced to work with Cupid to fix things. Strife finds himself growing closer and closer to the God of Love. Can Cupid help Strife overcome a dark incident in his past, and find love?*
abuse, angst, cupid/strife, drama, favorite, humor, nc17, rape, scribe, slash, xena
Everyone has psychic powers! But then things get confusing.*
falloutboy, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash, sundayporch
We all have to take jobs we don’t like sometimes, you know?*
AU, drama, frank/gerard, humor, kidfic, lovelypoet, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash
One of Mikey’s wacky inventions gets used by accident. Mayhem and toddlers ensue.* Sequel to the Negotiation Limerick File.
AU, harrietvane, humor, kidfic, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg, realperson, slash
“Okay, this is what I’ve figured out so far. I’m stuck in some sort of hell that looks vaguely like a Sandra Bullock movie.”*
brendon/spencer, drama, falloutboy, favorite, humor, kidfic, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, postcanon, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Dean finally gets his just desserts for his womanizing ways.*
gen, genderswap, humor, lyrawing, r, supernatural
What exactly IS going on in that Salem church?* Sequel to Man, I Feel Like a Woman.
gen, genderswap, humor, lyrawing, r, supernatural
Future-fic, about 10 years into the future.*
adventure, AT, gen, gore, humor, lyrawing, pg, postcanon, supernatural, violence
Dean turns into a girl. Sam has… issues.*
dean/sam, favorite, genderswap, het, humor, incest, nc17, setissma, slash, smut, supernatural
It’s not like he means for it to happen. Seriously.*
dean/sam, drama, fluff, humor, incest, kink, nc17, setissma, slash, supernatural
Clark has it all figured out. Really.*
clark/lex, humor, nc17, slash, smallville, te
An alien Clark reached adulthood. Lex has mice.*
angst, clark/lex, drama, favorite, henryjonesjr, humor, kel, nc17, sabershadowkat, slash, smallville
A hot summer’s day and a wet Clark prove to be more than Lex can handle.*
clark/lex, drama, humor, nc17, orithain, postcanon, rina, slash, smallville, underage
What do you do with a drunken Lex?*
clark/lex, humor, nc17, slash, smallville, smut, te
Clark takes Lex to the movies.*
clark/lex, humor, nc17, slash, smallville, smut, te
A long story about Froot Loops, celery salt, dorkdom, and — oh yeah — marriage.*
AT, clark/lex, drama, humor, nc17, slash, smallville, toomuchplor
When Jared can’t speak, he and Jensen have to figure out new ways to communicate.*
cwrps, humor, jared/jensen, r, realperson, slash, tiana
“Just to be clear: there are no ASSBABIES in this babyverse.”*
dean/sam, estrella, humor, incest, kidfic, pg13, slash, supernatural
The thing about orphans is the emo.* I’m not even freaking kidding you. This is awesome and perfectly and utterly flipping hilarious.
boonies, dean/sam, favorite, fluff, humor, incest, kidfic, pg, slash, supernatural
Dean only has ten simple rules when it comes to anyone dating his daughter.*
dean/sam, fluff, humor, incest, kidfic, madd4the24, pg13, postcanon, slash, supernatural
Rodney claimed he would have figured it out eventually, that he was a genius, and it was only a matter of time and – if case John hadn’t noticed – he’d been a little busy saving Atlantis from imminent doom of one sort or another, so excuse the hell out of him if he wasn’t actually aware that the head of Atlantis’s military was pining away with big gay love for him.*
humor, lillyjk, mckay/sheppard, nc17, slash, smut, stargateatlantis
Enemies, green beans, oatmeal, and a cart. Really.*
angst, beckett/zelenka, drama, humor, mckay/sheppard, nc17, orithain, rina, slash, stargateatlantis
“I think this is the part where Carson gets a banana,” Rodney offered. “Do we have anything that looks like a banana?”*
bibliotech, gen, humor, pg, stargateatlantis
In which laundry is dealth with, Pi is harped on, and Rodney panics.*
danawoods, humor, mckay/sheppard, pg13, slash, stargateatlantis
Doctor Rodney McKay might be the most intelligent man in two galaxies, capable of saving Atlantis and all who live in her a dozen times a week (before and after coffee, even, although the first means nobody wants to get close enough to give him any help), but some things still evade him.*
clairdebonair, humor, mckay/sheppard, nc17, slash, smut, stargateatlantis
“At least it wasn’t a Russian mail order bride.”* Set during those mostly-missing six weeks on Earth in episode 3×10 – The Return Part 1.
humor, mckay/sheppard, nc17, shrift, slash, smut, stargateatlantis
“All I’m saying,” Rodney complained, and John heard him take the flashlight out of his mouth so he could pronounce consonants, “is that you could have tried a little harder to resist Princess Sparkleberry over there.”*
humor, mckay/sheppard, nc17, slash, smut, spinkbottle, stargateatlantis
“So, uh,” Wharton said, with a little nervous cough. “You’re not so much his mathmetician as you are his ‘mathmetician’.”*
adventure, humor, mckay/sheppard, nc17, shalott, slash, speranza, stargateatlantis
“Oh, and by the way, Dr. McKay?” Cadman added. “The English department? Loves your listing on GaySugarDaddy.com.”*
AU, humor, mckay/sheppard, pg13, rageprufrock, slash, stargateatlantis
The summer before college, Rodney the camp counselor meets John the lifeguard at Camp Atlantis. Homesick kids, campfires, and Scooby Doo Mysteries ensue.*
AU, fluff, humor, mckay/sheppard, nc17, notpoetry, slash, stargateatlantis
A not so stupid person once said that hope was radical. What does that say about romance?*
AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, keepaofthecheez, nc17, realperson, slash
A while back somebody somewhere was bitching about sentient cocks in fanfic. And, for some reason, that made me want to write about Ray Kowalski’s sentient cock, or, failing that, just write a story where I talked about his cock a lot.*
duesouth, fraser/rayk, humor, r, slash, slidellra, smut, weird
Dean and Sam have to explore their feelings in order to solve the case.*
dean/sam, humor, incest, joyfulgirl41, nc17, slash, smut, supernatural, weird
Dean’s little brother is suddenly kinda… little.*
gen, humor, krokirefur, r, supernatural, weird
“General O’Neill never said anything about mad Czech scientists blowing up stills,” he said conversationally. This is easily the funniest thing ever. This always makes me feel better.*
auburn, drugs, gen, humor, pg, stargateatlantis
Carson Beckett encounters a piece of Ancient technology which changes his life in more ways than one.*
angst, beckett/mckay/sheppard, drama, humor, james, mckay/sheppard, nc17, slash, smut, stargateatlantis, threesome
Just to be clear from the very start: I take no responsibility for this whatsoever. It is all Luthien’s fault. She it was who pimped SGA to me tirelessly until I succumbed, and she it was who directly prompted this, this – whatever it is. (author’s note)*
damerel, fluff, humor, mckay/sheppard, nc17, slash, stargateatlantis
“This,” Rodney said with a finger-pokey gesture and a sneer mostly hidden in the depths of his parka, “is all your fault.”*
humor, mckay/sheppard, pg, shrift, slash, stargateatlantis
Turning into a bright red rubber duck isn’t top on Dean’s list of “Oh Shit, I Would Give Anything For This Not to Have Happened” Things, but it’s definitely number two. Well, okay, maybe number three.*
dean/sam, humor, impertinence, incest, kink, nc17, slash, supernatural, weird
Sam wakes up at 5:08 AM to a weird tapping against his back. He blinks slowly at the numbers on the alarm clock and tries to add up in his head how much longer he has to sleep. The alarm is set to go off at seven, and Sam thinks that one hour and fifty-two minutes more shuteye would be perfect if Dean will quit tapping or poking or whatever the fuck he’s doing to him.*
dean/sam, estrella, fluff, humor, incest, mpreg, nc17, slash, supernatural, weird
Jared is one of the leads of the new TV show Supernatural, but under the cover of darkness he is Shadow, a costumed superhero in dark blue spadex who prowls the streets fighting crime and saving people. The move to Vancourver means dealing with an entirely new city to patrol, Mike and Tom’s ridiculous excuse for a two-man superhero team, and the mysterious man in black on a motorcycle who’s following Shadow on his patrols and keeping Jared up nights.*
adventure, cwrps, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, smut, trollprincess, weird
He was an intelligent, intuitive pet, but he wasn’t going to start sniffing out ZPMs or hidden Ancient weaponry or detailed instructions on how to kill a Wraith with a common household item. A pen, for instance.*
favorite, humor, mckay/sheppard, pg, skoosiepants, slash, stargateatlantis
Children are going missing, and Detective Sheppard’s first suspect is the solitary musician living on the edge of the swamp.*
AU, drama, humor, mckay/sheppard, nc17, orithain, rina, slash, stargateatlantis
John inherits a farm, Rodney ends up entirely out of his element, and there is much ado about baseball.* First in the series.
AU, humor, mckay/sheppard, r, sheafrotherdon, slash, stargateatlantis
An accident with Ancient technology sucks a John and Rodney from an alternate universe onto Atlantis – and they have very different ideas about sex, marriage, and relationships.* Link goes to first chapter. To view the rest, go to the first page of the journal.
bondage, drama, humor, kink, mckay/sheppard, nc17, slash, stargateatlantis, toys, xanthe
“But… but why would Canada need spies? It’s one of our major allies,” John insisted. “It- you haven’t even fully broken ties with Britain, you’re hardly a major player in international politics, your army is like, three mounties and a wolf…”*
humor, mckay/sheppard, pg, slash, stargateatlantis, trinityofone
When the boys tease Sheppard about McKay’s sexuality, Sheppard begins to question his own feelings while avoiding McKay, until an accident off-world forces a confrontation.*
humor, mckay/sheppard, nc17, rysler, slash, stargateatlantis
Picks up where “A Farm In Iowa” left off – Rodney makes his move, John finds Star Wars a hell of a lot more taxing than he’d ever imagined, and Katie Brown throws a curveball, just to keep things interesting.* Second in the Fram In Iowa series.
AU, humor, mckay/sheppard, r, sheafrotherdon, slash, stargateatlantis
There is much freaking. Scroll a bit for this one… It fits… someplace in the A Farm In Iowa series after And Then There Was Finn.*
AU, fluff, g, humor, mckay/sheppard, sheafrotherdon, slash, stargateatlantis
In which Radek Zalenka tackles crises, both immediate and at one remove.*
humor, imperfectcircle, mckay/sheppard, pg, slash, stargateatlantis
Big spider. Slash. Lemon bars. Everyone almost dies… don’t you love it?*
adventure, humor, koschka, liketheriver, mckay/sheppard, pg13, slash, stargateatlantis
Rodney rolled his eyes. “It wasn’t that offensive. If your scientists were worth anything, they’d have thicker hides than that!” “Besides, was perfectly valid criticism,” Zelenka added. John held up the recorder again, and pressed play. “Quack quack quack,” it said, in Rodney’s voice. “Quack honk quack quack honk honk!”*
favorite, humor, julad, mckay/zelenka, nc17, slash, stargateatlantis
“If I could not kill him without bloodshed,” said Teyla, emerging from the tent with a pleased smile on her face, “I would not be worthy of my people.” “You didn’t kill him, right?” Sheppard asked, straight-faced. Teyla inclined her head to him, but said nothing. Not looking at each other, Rodney and Sheppard shuffled a little closer together.*
drugs, fluff, humor, imperfectcircle, mckay/sheppard, pg13, slash, stargateatlantis
“I think,” said Brendon, “that something’s wrong.”*
creature, gen, gore, harrietvane, horror, humor, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, violence
It’s the end of the world as these kids know it, and Gabe Saporta is throwing a party.*
AU, dark, drama, falloutboy, frank/gerard, humor, imogendisease, jon/spencer, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, slash, smut
In which there is broken glass, a sick drummer, a story, a festival, and a song.*
AT, brendon/spencer, humor, mintyfiend, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
‘Later, later, soon,” becomes a whole lot later and not so much soon.* A sequel to Hey Gravity! or at least a continuation of sorts.
brendon/spencer, humor, jukeboxghost, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, smut
Fashion world AU. All our favorite boys have jobs in the world of fashion.*
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, falloutboy, ficsoreal, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, slash
Fashion world AU. All our favorite boys have jobs in the fashion world. An outtake from a much larger verse.*
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, falloutboy, ficsoreal, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, slash, smut
Bob Bryar is not dreamy. Bob Bryar looks like the kind of guy who could fuck you up in a back alley, but doesn’t care enough about you to actually do it. Greta has had the most inconvenient crush on Bob Bryar since freshman year.*
AU, bob/greta, fluff, het, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash, thehushsound
Frank used to live a perfectly normal life in New Jersey with his babbo, sister Anny and nephew Matthew; but everything changed the day he started working at Mode. This is the story of an ordinary day at the office.*
AU, frank/gerard, humor, inpurity, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
Joe refuses to be charmed. Joe’s neighbor is some sort of drunkard or druggie, okay, and he smells like wood varnish and burnt hair and Joe really, really hopes he doesn’t have an explosive meth lab set up in his garage.*
AU, bob/joe, brendon/spencer, falloutboy, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash, suspense, theacademyis, thehushsound
Squall battles some insecurities about Irvine.*
finalfantasy8, humor, irvine/squall, nc17, scribblemoose, slash, smut
Spencer has some issues with Jon, but he’s too busy to worry about them because people are trying to kill his band.* Follows the Negotiation Limerick File and The Grasshopper Unit.
adventure, AU, harrietvane, humor, jon/spencer, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, violence
Frank’s life is a hodgepodge of hits and misses, but he is actually pretty content with where he is at the moment.*
AU, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, kitsune-tsuki, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, slash
Okay, okay. Christ. So these rock stars came in when the storm hit, they got a couple of rooms, the end.* Sequel to Rest Stop.
AU, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, kitsune-tsuki, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, slash
Ray is getting ready for the clueless Olympics.*
dessertfirst, duesouth, fraser/rayk, humor, nc17, slash
He has about eight minutes left. This is also, coincidentally, how long Brendon has left to live if he does not return Spencer’s aftershave.*
airgiodslv, brendon/spencer, fluff, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
They get stuck in fucked up situations all the time. Second in the Ordeals Verse.
bluesoaring, dean/sam, drama, humor, incest, pg, slash, supernatural
Dimensions splintered out in countless permutations, Frank knew this.* Companion to Solvation.
AU, bandom/stargateatlantis, falloutboy, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, scifi, skoosiepants, slash, stargateatlantis
“Responsibility” should be Spencer Smith’s middle name (except it’s James). After all, not many people would sacrifice their lives to run the family bakery and raise their twin sisters. But now the girls are grown, and Spencer has to learn to put his own needs first! And Brendon, the Sweet Spot’s newest regular, might just be what Spencer’s looking for. But will Brendon’s past get in the way of their present?*
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, favorite, het, humor, keltie/ryan, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash, vixalicious
As a favor, Sam and Dean pick up on a job where Bobby’s left off. Only, the spirit the Winchester boys are attempting to usher to the other side is making things more complicated than they’re supposed to be. First in the Ordeals verse.*
bluesoaring, dean/sam, drama, fluff, horror, humor, incest, pg13, slash, supernatural
Sequel to How the West Was Won.*
AU, bob/spencer, creature, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, shihadachick, slash, smut
Spencer really wishes that “sorry, I had to slay this vampire” was an excuse he could actually use for not having finished his homework. It’s not like it’s not true.* (AU in which the Panic boys are still in high school, and Spencer finds out he’s destined to be a Slayer, a la the Buffy verse.)
adventure, AU, bob/spencer, creature, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, shihadachick, slash, violence
People don’t just turn into cats. Except when they do.*
creature, drama, ficjournal, humor, jon/spencer, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash
“Look, Spencer, look!” Spencer, who had been trying to read that issue of Kerrang he’d had stuffed in his bunk for the past four months but never had the time to get to, dodged Brendon’s probing hands with practiced ease. “No, Brendon.”*
brendon/spencer, fluff, humor, javagenie, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
The AU where Panic is a wedding band called The First Wives Club. Brendon named them. It’s okay though; Pete’s wedding band is called Lloyd Dobler’s Boombox, but only because it kind of stuck.*
AU, falloutboy, humor, ladystargazer, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
The first time Bob ever sees Trish, he can’t actually see her at first. He’s twenty, home from school for Thanksgiving, and his buddy Kyle drags him out to a club to see some band that sucks.*
AU, bob/patrick, carleton97, falloutboy, genderswap, het, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash
Ten things Brian Schechter learned while babysitting My Chemical Romance.*
bob/brianschechter, fluff, humor, lordessrenegade, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash
In which Bob turns into a three-year-old and Mikey loses his shit.*
bob/ray, coffeewordangel, fluff, humor, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, slash
For two boys who aren’t even dating, there’s an awful lot of drama going down.*
drama, falloutboy, fluff, gerard/patrick, humor, indecisions, mychemicalromance, r, realperson, slash
Frank knows that keeping a job you hate just because it happens to involve hot people is a really bad idea, but he’s always kind of liked bad ideas.*
AU, drugs, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, ishidashipper, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, slash
Spy AU, you knew it was coming.*
adventure, AU, drama, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash, stereomer, torture
Special Collector’s edition of Axe: The Horror of Man, complete with new techniques to master and a special making-of documentary! Or something. The Game Designers AU.
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, favorite, humor, panicatthedisco, provetheworst, r, realperson, slash
Brendon and Spencer meet each other in a first year philosophy class that they are taking as an outside elective. They both sit in the front row.*
AU, brendon/spencer, disarm_d, fluff, humor, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash
Brendon and Haley are the biggest gossips on tour, best known for their stealthy, ninja-like song-writing abilities.* Sequel to The Best Thing Since Ducks.
AU, bellebing, bob/brendon, favorite, fluff, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, seekritbandomlj, slash, thecab
“So,” Spencer says, and they all stare at him. “Pete’ll be in touch.”*
AT, bluejbird, brendon/johnson/spencer, fluff, humor, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, thecab, threesome
Brendon really loves his band. Unfortunately, they all have amazing, hot boyfriends.*
AU, bob/brendon, favorite, fluff, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, seekritbandomlj, slash, thecab
Patrick and Frank switch bodies. Wackiness ensues.*
falloutboy, frank/gerard, gerard/patrick, humor, lordessrenegade, mychemicalromance, nc17, patrick/pete, realperson, slash, smut
chemistry lab partners AU. I know what you’re thinking: “why would you do that?!” i don’t know dudes. but see? I write cheesy happy stuff sometimes too!*
fluff, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, r, realperson, slash, stereomer
There are some days when Frank sits around his apartment for hours, wandering from the kitchen to the dining area to the bedroom to the bathroom in nothing but his pajamas, and just regrets.*
AU, drama, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, reservedxusrnm, slash
Gerard has decided that Frank deserves a circus. Everybody, including all of FOB and PATD, get involved.*
frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, ofevangeline, pg, realperson, slash
In which Bob owns a tattoo shop and the rest of the MCR boys work for him. Frank is the new guy, and Gerard is in so much trouble. PatD boys also make an appearance.*
AU, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, ofevangeline, r, realperson, slash
Look, Spencer would only admit it to Ryan, and even then only late at night when it was just the two of them, shoulders brushing in the dark, but Patrick Stump humming his song? Really fucking awesome.*
falloutboy, fluff, humor, iamtheenemy, panicatthedisco, patrick/spencer, pg, realperson, slash
It’s during one of their coveted hotel nights that Frank finally has enough. Gerard’s wearing his stupid skeleton pajamas, the ones Frank liked until they started to smell like the inside of his high school gym locker. Gerard’s hair is brushing his face in greasy clumps that make Frank’s own skin itch in sympathy.*
frank/gerard, humor, iamtheenemy, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
The fifth time Brendon jerks off to a guy, he calls up Shane and says, “Spencer Smith’s beard made me gay.”*
brendon/spencer, fluff, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Rodney is sort of angered beyond all possible comprehension at the new batch of scientists.*
adventure, AU, bandom/stargateatlantis, brendon/spencer, falloutboy, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, scifi, skoosiepants, slash
Follows Sublimation. Alex is totally afraid of aliens.*
AU, bandom/stargateatlantis, creature, humor, johnson/singer, r, realperson, skoosiepants, slash, stargateatlantis, thecab
“It takes three licks, dude,” Joe says, and Brendon nods, says, “Duh,” because he’s a freaking wise owl, he knows these things.*
brendon/spencer, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Was Patrick the one squeezing bloated cows?*
AU, brendon/spencer, falloutboy, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
The beginning of the semester always gets Frank jittery, but in a good way. It’s one of those times when everything seems new and possible, and the stress of exams and term papers seems a lifetime away.*
AU, drama, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, slash, wordslinging
Spencer’s Mom really kind of loves Bob. Follows Girl!Spencer. Wait, what?*
AU, bob/spencer, genderswap, het, humor, jokerandthief, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, smut
Spencer’s not quite sure what Brendon is doing, but he thinks it could be considered flirting.*
brendon/spencer, humor, keuble-fic, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, smut
It’s not like it actually changes that much. Spencer is still his friend and his bandmate and his Guitar Hero sidekick and his main rival for apple juice in the morning. It’s just now Brendon is aware that Spencer is made up of squares and smooth circles and he wants to fucking touch them.*
brendon/spencer, fluff, humor, jukeboxghost, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
It’s all Pete Wentz’s fault, the t-shirts.*
AU, bob/spencer, genderswap, het, humor, jokerandthief, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
“I hate Valentine’s Day,” Patrick says while tearing into the Taco Bell bag the runner brought to the studio for lunch. He extracts a handful of packets and tries to decide what level of hot sauce he wants, choosing the hottest. He’ll go for broke; perhaps the sauce will burn away the sour taste brought upon by thoughts of Valentine’s Day.*
AT, bob/ray, brendon/spencer, drama, falloutboy, humor, midnightcity, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, slash
Stepping off the bus is like landing in a different world.*
AU, bob/gerard, fluff, humor, mychemicalromance, pg, realperson, scribblesinsand, slash
Joe Trohman doesn’t like dudes. He shouldn’t even have to say it. It’s implied in his name, like an invisible footnote or something.*
AU, falloutboy, fluff, humor, joe/spencer, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, sinsense, slash
It’s not so much the turning into a girl that’s a problem; that’s happened before. It’s the fact that Frank doesn’t turn back.*
drama, frank/gerard, genderswap, het, humor, impertinence, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash
You may have to search around a little bit. There isn’t really a master page for this fic.
AU, dakotastale, falloutboy, fluff, humor, jon/spencer, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash
Frank’s a rock star. Gerard’s a bodyguard hired to protect him. Together they fight crime. Shenanigans ensue.*
adventure, AU, falloutboy, frank/gerard, humor, kitsune-tsuki, mychemicalromance, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash
In which there are more than three movie references, and Spencer and Bob swap bodies.*
g, gen, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, realperson, stereomer
It was the best game William had ever conceived, and to be sure, William had conceived of many good games. But Steal-Everyone’s-Phones-And-Make-Inappropriate-Calls Game was both a great time waster and a time of wasted greatness. Oh yes.*
bob/william, humor, mychemicalromance, pg, realperson, savvygambols, slash, theacademyis
Brendon shifts his weight from foot to foot, and tries to keep his expression casually disinterested as he scans the bulletin board outside of the student activities office.*
AU, brendon/jon/ryan/spencer, drama, foursome, humor, imntsaying, panicatthedisco, pg, realperson, slash
Sam and Dean tried to bake the impossible cake.* I know, seriously, I know. But this series is somehow charming and funny and sweet. Dean might be out of character, but the character he is in is a good one. Different but good.
AT, bitchandjerk, dean/sam, fluff, humor, incest, nc17, slash, supernatural
Jensen’s hit by a curse when giving Sam and Dean a helping hand with a case. His life instantly turns… interesting and it really wasn’t all that dull to begin with.*
AU, cwrps, cwrps/darkangel/supernatural, darkangel, dean/sam, genderswap, humor, incest, jared/jensen, jeyhawk, nc17, realperson, slash, smut, supernatural
In which Jensen is a school teacher, Jared is a TV star, and the rest of the gang fill out random positions around them.*
AU, cwrps, humor, jared/jensen, jezzabe, pg13, realperson, slash
The thing about spells was that they rarely worked in real life like they did on TV or in the movies.*
dean/sam, estrella, humor, incest, nc17, slash, smut, supernatural
Jared Padalecki is arranged to marry Jensen Ackles. No matter how hot the guy is, he’s not keen on the idea. Nope.*
AU, cwrps, devearl, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash
One day Sam found a pair of socks in his duffle bag.*
fluff, gen, humor, pg, supernatural, theoscarcat
Sam isn’t the only one with powers. Unfortunately for Dean, his mystical ability to grow flowers doesn’t have the same awe-inspiring effect.*
darkreaction, dean/sam, humor, incest, nc17, postcanon, slash, supernatural
Jensen isn’t such a huge fan of Canada.*
cwrps, drugs, ethrosdemon, fluff, humor, kink, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
Jared is a DJ at the South Texas University radio station. Jensen is a grad student with a thing for the sophomore DJ. Things happen.* Will return soon.
AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, lostt1, nc17, realperson, slash
Dean never thought he would enter a beauty pageant; Sam never thought he would see his brother in a dress. There’s a first time for everything, right?*
1ightning, crossdressing, dean/sam, humor, incest, pg13, slash, supernatural
AU in the vein of movies like Hitch – Jensen’s an unofficial advice guru, and Jared’s his latest project. Except while Jensen’s supposed to be helping Jared end up with the woman of his dreams, he falls for him instead.*
AU, belyste, cwrps, drama, humor, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash
So they’re not called pageants, they’re called “scholarship programs.”*
AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, nc17, raselased, realperson, slash
Jared’s lack of fashion sense just might finally drive Jensen one of these days…*
cwrps, humor, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, salixbabylon, slash
Jensen gets turned into a dog. Things… happen.*
belyste, cwrps, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash
Based loosely (VERY loosely) on the Friends episode “The One With the Stoned Guy” with Jensen as the neurotic chef and Jared as the stoned restauranteur.*
AU, coffeeinbed, cwrps, humor, jared/jensen, r, realperson, slash
A misunderstanding leads to Jensen adopting the role of fiancé to the currently comatose Jeff Padalecki – Jensen`s unrequited crush. While Jeff`s family welcomes their newest “addition” with open arms, it`s Jeff`s brother Jared who really turns Jensen`s world upside-down.*
astri13, AU, cwrps, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, pg13, realperson, slash
It’s Jared’s first summer as a junior counselor at an idyllic summer camp, and he’s looking forward to as much sun and fun as he can handle. But things don’t turn out exactly as he plans, and his summer takes an interesting turn when he finds himself falling for a hot older counselor. Featuring Chad, crafts, hordes of kids, and all the summer camp cliches imaginable.
AU, belyste, cwrps, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash
They prank because they love. Including: Jared in a kilt, Jared playing Ruby, and surprise seaweed.*
cwrps, humor, jared/jensen, naradragonfly, pg13, realperson, slash
Jared and Jensen are best friends in high school fighting feelings for each other, school work, team sports, and most of all the required ballroom dancing unit.*
AU, cwrps, darkreaction, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash
Jensen’s got a secret crush, only it doesn’t stay secret and crack happens.*
cwrps, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, jeyhawk, nc17, realperson, slash
“When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the icebox.” Sequel to Jensen’s Not So Secret Crush.
cwrps, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, jeyhawk, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
There are car problems and hilarity ensues.*
dean/sam, drama, humor, incest, joyfulgirl41, nc17, slash, smut, supernatural
Jensen would not wear bandanas on his head, so Jared makes him a gay beauty queen.* Remake of Miss Congeniality.
AU, cwrps, drama, humor, jared/jensen, loonymoony, nc17, realperson, slash
Um, cracked version of Little Red Riding Hood.
dean/sam, fairytale, fluff, humor, incest, malcomstjay, r, slash, supernatural
Jared’s in a punk band and Jensen’s a rudeboy. This is what happens when they go on tour together.*
AU, cwrps, humor, jared/jensen, matchstickmen, nc17, realperson, slash
Dean thinks this is the strangest job they’ve ever worked.*
gen, humor, musesfool, pg, supernatural
Brendon used to be sure that Bank of America was the most fucked up place he’d ever work in his entire life. Now? Now he’s three days into a position at First Star Savings Bank that’s further out in the country and further separated from reality.*
AU, brendon/cash, falloutboy, fluff, gymclassheros, humor, keuble-fic, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, theacademyis, thecab
A special song follows the Winchesters through time.*
dean/sam, g, gen, humor, quellefromage, supernatural
Sam braced for impact as six foot five of Franklin Moore, all time leading scorer in the Pacific Coast Conference, MBA Stanford Business, and the 2006 Volunteer Coordinator for San Francisco’s Gay Pride Parade, flung himself into his arms. Rocked back on his heels, he accepted the hug, blocked the grope, and said: “How’s it going, Frank?”
crossdressing, dean/sam, favorite, humor, incest, nc17, slash, supernatural, teand
Wedding Planner AU prequel. Jon and Spencer’s first date zomg.*
adellyna, AU, fluff, humor, jon/spencer, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
Bandboys with superpowers! Sort of…*
adellyna, AU, brendon/spencer, falloutboy, humor, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, r, realperson, scifi, slash
Bands? What bands? Everyone’s in film school.*
AU, bob/spencer, falloutboy, frank/gerard, humor, maleyka, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, slash
Veronica and Logan punking each other.*
het, humor, kantayra, logan/veronica, nc17, smut, veronicamars
A curse leaves the brothers in an unusual situation.*
dean/sam, drama, genderswap, humor, incest, nc17, slash, smut, supernatural, trollprincess
Going to college in a new town, far away from home, Jared finds friends and maybe more, but he also realizes that you can’t hide your past forever.*
AU, cwrps, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, jeyhawk, nc17, realperson, slash
Jared’s idea of a party disagrees with Jensen’s and calls it a sissy.*
cwrps, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, mikhale, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
Sometimes a dream isn’t just a dream. Sometimes it’s a second chance.*
AT, dean/sam, drama, humor, incest, james, nc17, slash, supernatural, toys, underage, wolfling
Willis the demon returns… and this time, he faces the Winchesters himself.*
dean/sam, humor, incest, nc17, profcricket, slash, supernatural
Jared is a powerful CEO that gets a taste of the simple life when his car breaks down in the middle of nowhere.*
AU, cwrps, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, jeyhawk, nc17, realperson, slash
The trouble started the moment they crossed the threshold and there it was right up in front: a display of the Winchester, with a guarantee of 100% satisfaction or your money back. Sam’s kind of scarred for life and Dean’s a freak, but it’s okay because Sam’s secretly freaky too.*
dean/sam, gen, humor, r, regalaelectra, supernatural, toys
A fic containing Jensen, Jared, Castle Anthrax, and a spanking.*
dean/sam, gen, humor, immoralilly, pg, supernatural
Our Sam swaps lives with Sam from an alternate reality, one without ghosts and ghoulies.*
AU, dean/sam, drama, gillian, humor, incest, nc17, slash, supernatural
Okay, so you know that story going around about Sandy’s roommate talking about how cute and funny Jared is and how they get him to change lightbulbs for them?*
fluff, het, humor, jess/sam, pg, supernatural, trollprincess
AU, in which the CW gang works in the assorted stores and businesses in a strip mall.*
AU, cwrps, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, smut, trollprincess
“Why the hell didn’t you tell me they were taking your picture in nothing but a pair of Daisy Dukes?”*
AT, forcryinoutloud, gen, humor, laytoncolt, r, supernatural
In which Jared tries to drink himself to heterosexuality, Jensen’s lips ruin everything, and Chad is a crappy best friend.*
1ightning, AU, cwrps, humor, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash
It turns out that happily ever after really only is something that happens in fairytales, and life as a vampire slayer is certainly not one of those.* Sequel to How the West Was Won (And Where It Got Us)
AU, bob/spencer, brendon/jon/ryan, drama, humor, katrin, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, shihadachick, slash, threesome, violence
The Jonas Brothers on Warped, but it wasn’t their idea.* YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY. I don’t even know who these Jonas Brother people are. HOW THE HELL AM I SO ATTACHED ALREADY?
cobrastarship, falloutboy, g, gen, gymclassheros, humor, jonas, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, realperson, savvygambols, theacademyis, thecab, thehushsound
The thing is, if they’d wanted him to actually pay attention to the interview, they shouldn’t have sat him next to the lady with the polar bear cub.*
fluff, humor, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, pg, realperson, skoosiepants, slash, theacademyis
It’s all Pete Wentz’s fault, the matching tshirts.*
bob/spencer, brendon/gerard, falloutboy, genderswap, het, humor, jokerandthief, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, patrick/ryan, r, realperson, slash
Okay, Sam’s definition of “moving” doesn’t seem to quite jive with Dean’s.*
dean/sam, fluff, humor, incest, meadowmines, pg13, slash, supernatural
“What? Oh, geez, kid.” Gerard laughs, and it’s not mean, but the kid half-flinches back, a repressed sort of reaction, mostly suppressed but still visible. Gerard notices for the first time the way the line of his hips is sharp enough to cut paper. “Ryan,” he says, meeting Gerard’s eyes again. “My name is Ryan.”*
addandsubtract, AT, AU, gen, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson
Bob and Spencer’s band mates are conniving little shits, and they get a look at what constitutes romantic while on tour.
bob/spencer, humor, mix, nc17, realperson, redsnake05, slash, smut
Hospital AU. Spencer Smith has moved to Chicago to work at Chicago General with his best friend, one Ryan Ross. Here he meets some hilarious staff members, makes a lot of friends, and drinks a lot of coffee.
AU, brendon/spencer, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, jezzabe, jon/ryan, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash
When Pete Wentz decides to write a soap opera, he doesn’t do it small; he does it HUGE and gets everyone involved. But is the real soap opera the one playing out for the television audience with Spanish villas and pirates and evil, sinister betrothals or the one behind the scenes that involves pill poppers, awesome partiers, live chickens, romantic gay love, wacky Three’s Company Too mix ups and betrayal of the worst and most heinous kind? Well, that’s kind of up to the crazy mix of actors, musicians, various crew and production members to decide for themselves. Even if they are the ones in the thick of it.
AU, bob/joe, brendon/jon, butcher/siska, clockstopper, drama, falloutboy, frank/gerard, gabe/william, humor, mix, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, ryan/spencer, slash
In an alternate universe, Jared goes to college.*
AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, humor, indysaur, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash
Yes, there’s an OFC in the story, but Fraser and Ray seem to be able to cope anyway.*
angst, bethh, drama, duesouth, fraser/rayk, g, humor, slash
“I always thought I was kidding about Fraser being the way he was on account of being Canadian – I come from Chicago, no way he’s the first Canadian I ever met – but they can do some funny things to you, the Territories.”*
drama, duesouth, fraser/rayk, humor, pg13, postcanon, slash, theantichris
A new pair of vintage jeans, his favorite t-shirt, and the black leather jacket were laid out on the chair, ready to go.*
duesouth, fluff, fraser/rayk, humor, pg13, slash, zellieh
An evening out with Fraser and Ray.*
duesouth, fraser/rayk, humor, nc17, slash, starfish
“Ray braced one hand on the beer-soaked bar. ‘What you got over there? Terrorists? Killers? Mad bomber?’ ‘Olga,’ Fraser said inexplicably.”*
duesouth, fraser/rayk, humor, nc17, postcanon, slash, speranza
“I’m the one wearing the dress, if you’d deign to notices.”*
crossdressing, duesouth, fraser/rayk, humor, nc17, slash, smut, speranza
“Of course he got the money! He’s Fraser. He’s organized, he’s a fucking criminal mastermind, what do you think?!” * Oh this is brilliant. I mean, landshark for pete’s sake.
angst, drama, duesouth, favorite, fraser/rayk, humor, nc17, slash, speranza
Ray is still looking for a gift for his dad while Fraser is looking for something else.* Sequel to No Such Thing As Santa.
duesouth, fluff, fraser/rayk, humor, pg, slash, viridian5
The gift giving continues.* Sequel to The Plans That We Made.
duesouth, fraser/rayk, humor, nc17, slash, smut, viridian5
It gets bad, and then it gets worse, and then it gets better again.* Sequel to All the Comforts of Home.
deniseraymond, drama, duesouth, fraser/rayk, humor, nc17, slash, smut
Ray want s a bologne sandwich. Smut ensues.*
aristide, drama, duesouth, fraser/rayk, humor, nc17, slash, smut
“Shut up! Do not say anything or I will punch you in the face!” “Constable, let me present to you–” Emily threw out her arm, “–Ray the Angry Clown.” “I’ll kill you! I’m not kidding!” I threatened. Fraser just stared at me for a moment, and then he looked admiringly at Emily. “Oh, that’s very good.”*
duesouth, fraser/rayk, humor, nc17, slash, speranza
Rays sets out to find Fraser in the Territories post COTW for a second chance. He finds Fraser, mayhem, and a villain named Whiplash.*
adventure, duesouth, fluff, fraser/rayk, humor, mazeppa, nc17, slash, smut
A new assignment has Ray worried until Fraser steps in to help.*
drama, duesouth, fraser/rayk, humor, r, slash, starfish
“I follow Fraser up the stairs at a run.”* Sequel to Wildly Courteous Ways.
drama, duesouth, fraser/rayk, humor, nc17, slash, smut, starfish
Ray Vecchio is forced to come to terms with a few things he’d rather not know.* Sequel to Working on Forever. Third in the series.
drama, duesouth, fraser/rayk, humor, nc17, slash, smut, starfish
In which Fraser wins a raffle, Ray doubts his instincts, and Dief is barely mentioned.*
duesouth, fluff, fraser/rayk, humor, nc17, slash, starfish
When crime victims are afraid of Canadians, Ray and Fraser have to do a little cultural exchange.*
duesouth, fraser/rayk, humor, nc17, resonant, slash
On Tuesday, Bob woke up four years old.*
drama, fluff, gen, humor, kidfic, mahoni, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, turps33
Bob finds out what Ronon does for a living.* Follows Along the Wire and Heavy Connection.
AT, bandom/stargateatlantis, bob/ronon, humor, mahoni, mychemicalromance, r, realperson, slash, stargateatlantis
Bob meets Ronon in an emergency room in Colorado. That fact…yeah, says something about the both of them when you consider that it was a tragic accident involving a sander, some duct tape, and one of Gerard’s shoes that landed Bob there, while Ronon was hit by a fucking bus and is still conscious.*
bandom/stargateatlantis, bob/ronon, drama, fluff, humor, idyll, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, slash, stargateatlantis
Bob might not remember why he decided to try to out-hardcore someone who was hit by a bus and remained conscious, but he’s totally invested in it now. And if Ronon just thought about it, he’d see just how badass Bob totally is. *
bandom/stargateatlantis, bob/ronon, fluff, humor, idyll, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, slash, stargateatlantis
Brendon and Spencer wake up together in a motel bed in Vegas with hangovers, no recollection of the night before and a marriage certificate. What started as an accidental marriage becomes a marriage of convenience, but could it grow into something more?*
angst, bluejbird, brendon/spencer, drama, humor, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash
It wasn’t like he didn’t know these guys; not like he hadn’t spent weeks practically living in their back pockets during Warped. It was just… There was a difference between the screaming chaos that was a tour and this. Patrick took a deep breath, pulled his hat down, and knocked on the door of the bus.*
bink, falloutboy, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash
Brendon doesn’t know what wakes him up. The bus is still moving and it looks dark beyond the two inch gap left between his curtain and the wall. But something woke him up, so he lays still and listens. He can just hear the tinny sound of Jon’s ipod above him, and Ryan’s rustling around in his bunk. He hears a high-pitched squeak, a low laugh, and then “shhh.” Oh, right, Keltie’s with them.*
brendon/spencer, fluff, humor, panicatthedisco, pg, realperson, slash, trixiesfic
“Shit,” Travis says. “You’re finally making a move.”*
airgiodslv, gabe/william, humor, mix, pg13, realperson, slash
There’s a pirate hiding in the C-deck stairwell.* In the same universe as Behind the Sea.
airgiodslv, AU, g, gen, humor, mix, realperson, scifi
“This would be so much easier if you’d just be you, you know.”*
anonymous, AU, fluff, gabe/william, genderswap, het, humor, mix, pg, realperson
“Wait, you’re the psychic?” isn’t the best first impression Gabe has ever made.* In the Behind the Sea verse.
airgiodslv, AU, gabe/william, humor, mix, pg, realperson, slash
a J2 movie AU based on ‘Notting Hill’, featuring misunderstandings, secrets, lies, twists, turns, comic books, Japanese-Ethiopian fusion cuisine, a lesbian wedding, several fabulous movies that really should exist, heartache, tequila, some exceptionally awful blind dates, hot boy-on-boy sex, and true love. All told in 42,000 words.*
AU, cwrps, drama, fayjay, humor, jared/jensen, nc17, pandarus, realperson, slash
Art School AU. Brendon Urie, street artist from New York City gets and offer he cannot refuse – a full scholarship to a reputable art school in Chicago. After leaving his two room mates, the only family he has, Brendon has to learn to adjust to the new environment and art scene. He finds himself entangled in the webs of friendships and relationships as he meets new people. This is a year in their shoes.*
AU, brendon/ryan, frank/gerard, gabe/travis/william, humor, jon/spencer, mix, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash, technolustt, threesome
“Dude,” Brendon says, lazily. He’s sprawled across the couch, his feet hanging over the edge. “It’s cold. You should totally come over here and be my blanket.”* Coda to Thereafter You Have It (And Tango Makes Three)
AU, brendon/spencer, humor, kidfic, nc17, panicatthedisco, postcanon, realperson, slash, smut, sunsetmog
Spencer wishes he remembered the actual getting married part of marrying Brendon.*
brendon/spencer, drama, fluff, humor, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash, sunsetmog
Brendon Urie is the newest addition to Pete Wentz’s Decaydance music label, and Spencer Smith is Pete’s most trusted assistant. After Pete turns Spencer’s carefully laid plans for Brendon’s publicity upside down at the last minute, Brendon and Spencer are left hiding out at Pete’s villa for the weekend.*
AU, brendon/spencer, fluff, humor, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash, sunsetmog
Spencer had barely even heard of rugby when he tried out for the team. It was just a way of killing time until Ryan was done with his stupid school magazine. Helping Ryan sift through the lame emo poetry submissions was only funny the first few times. But their west-coast prep school doesn’t play soccer or football, so the rugby team turns out to be the coolest thing around, and suddenly Spencer’s the school’s most popular player. Then Spencer meets Brendon, and everything changes.*
AU, brendon/spencer, fluff, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash, sunsetmog
The Jonas family is well known for their purity rings and religious views, and it’s good to see that it hasn’t prevented Kevin from denying who he is. This magazine is behind you 100%, Kevin Jonas, and wish you and Mike Carden a happy marriage!*
AU, fluff, humor, janne, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg13, realperson, slash
“Word on the street is that you’re bearing the fruit of my good friend’s loins.” William says, draping himself against Kevin’s back, and Kevin considers the logistics of crawling inside of his locker and dying.*
AU, drama, fluff, humor, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, mpreg, mywholecry, pg13, realperson, slash
It begins with Spencer sitting in his boxers and an old t-shirt in their kitchen, drinking a cup of coffee and frowning over some paperwork. “Fucking math,” he grouses, tapping one bare foot against the floorboards. Brendon is pretty fond of their floorboards; he’s not a crazy interior decorator, like some people, but he likes to think he has a certain touch.*
brendon/spencer, fluff, humor, jcondite, panicatthedisco, pg, realperson, slash
He’s glad he didn’t know about William’s questionable lifestyle choice before they met, because he’d had this vision in his head of what Shakespearean actors were like, and frankly he wanted nothing to do with those weirdos.*
airgiodslv, AU, fluff, gabe/william, humor, mix, pg13, realperson, slash
Mike shrugged, and why couldn’t Kevin be more like Mike? He could lose his Disney status within a set time frame if he could just act like that.*
fluff, humor, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg13, realperson, slash, stfupetewentz
“Dude,” Gabe hollers, his voice barely rising above the din in the background. “Can you pick me up?”*
drama, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, r, realperson, slash, stereomer
Kevin hasn’t seen Mike in over a month, and maybe he’s a little bit annoying. So maybe his brothers and Bill lock him and Mike in a closet.*
exmptfromsanity, fluff, humor, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg13, realperson, slash
It’s Brendon’s fault, so Spencer doesn’t feel bad at all groaning really loudly and complaining. “It hurts,” he says, feeling whiny. “It hurts and it sucks.”*
brendon/spencer, harrietvane, humor, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, smut
Kevin’s breathing goes all shuddery, bordering on gasping, and Carden oh-so-slowly pets him there, right on the side of his throat, and shushes him and Kevin thinks, a little hysterical, that if he’s trying to calm him down the petting thing is totally not working.*
AU, drama, fluff, humor, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Brendon’s more of an in-your-face naked guy, while Mike’s nakedness sneaks up on you out of nowhere. It’s like Kevin doesn’t realize Mike isn’t wearing pants until he realizes Mike *isn’t wearing pants.*
fluff, humor, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
“Notice how the skinny tie makes him look less like he’s carrying shrunken baby heads around in his pockets.”* Follows Dancing Goes All Night.
AU, favorite, fluff, humor, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
“We are your losers, your loud weirdoes, your science stars, your shy, retiring band geeks,” Kevin thinks, and sets off for the stage.*
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, falloutboy, favorite, fluff, het, humor, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash, theacademyis
The totally true story of how Spencer Smith joined Patrick & Brendon’s Magic Friend Band.*
AU, brendon/spencer, favorite, fluff, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Every day he texts Frank that he’s dying a slow, painful death, and Frank always ignores him and sends him pics of Gerard’s nostrils or dog shit or something. Frank’s an asshole. He has no idea why they’re friends, and Spencer misses him so much sometimes he feels like punching something that’ll punch back.
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
There’s very little that Brendon loves more than his old pony Murray.*
AU, brendon/spencer, falloutboy, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Patrick Stump is one day out of prison, and already has an idea for the biggest heist of his career. But he’ll need some friends to help him out.*
ailleann23, AU, fluff, gerard/patrick, humor, mix, r, realperson, slash
Brendon likes leaning on tall things, like lampposts and Gabe Saporta. Which is probably why he wakes up naked, duct taped to a Big Wheel.*
brendon/spencer, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
When Carden shoplifts from the Jonas Family corner store, he has to work it off as punishment. With bonus charming-slash-harrassing Beckett.*
fluff, hectorrashbaum, humor, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, pg13, realperson, slash, theacademyis
FBR’s Hot Messes versus the Jonas Brothers’ Road Dogs in an epic battle of the softball titans.*
hectorrashbaum, humor, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg13, realperson, slash, theacademyis
In which Valentine’s Day comes and goes and something finally explodes (Although not becasue of Gerard. This time.)* Follows the Beat That My Heart Skipped.
AU, brianschechter/gerard, fluff, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash
Umbrella Academy Cakes is known all over the Tri-State area for its fantastic and realistic custom cakes. What goes on inside the bakery is almost as complicated as the culinary art Gerard and his team produce. Ace of Cakes!AU*
AU, brianschechter/gerard, dancinbutterfly, fluff, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash
Set during first season, prior to “The Brotherhood”. Rodney doesn’t realize everything there is to know about John.*
creedcascade, humor, mckay/sheppard, r, slash, smut, stargateatlantis
Mike doesn’t know what to make of the scene in his backyard.*
creature, fairytale, fluff, humor, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, nc17, realperson, skoosiepants, slash, theacademyis
In which Valentine’s Day comes and goes and something finally explodes (although not because of Gerard. This time.)* Follows The Beat That My Heart Skipped.
AU, brianschechter/gerard, dancinbutterfly, fluff, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash
When Pete Wentz throws a Halloween party, he doesn’t just set out some pumpkins and peeled grapes. After due consideration and some time with the other guests (for values of ‘other guests’ that mean ‘Mike Carden’), Kevin is glad.*
allyndra, fluff, humor, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg13, realperson, slash, theacademyis
Jared’s idea of a party disagrees with Jensen’s and calls it a sissy.*
cwrps, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, mikhale, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
“I think we should have sex,” Jared said brightly as he sat down. Jensen looked up from his sandwich. “Right here,” he inquired mildly. “In the middle of the cafeteria.”*
cwrps, humor, jared/jensen, jasmasson, r, realperson, slash
Jake Taggart’s life was almost perfect–he’d worked hard to overcome his past, and he loved his job as foreman on a ranch in Arkansas. The only thorn in his side was a dark eyed cowboy named Tornado whose stubborn attitude brought frustration and confusion to Jake’s mostly happy existence. A late spring rainstorm brings out hidden passions and unleashes a chain of events neither of them expected–and eventually brings about events that threaten to destroy them and what they worked to create. Strong wills and forceful personalities make for intense encounters….but is it enough to keep love alive? *
angst, chrisowen, drama, humor, nc17, original, slash, smut
The thing about Jared is he likes a good challenge. He likes to be good at everything he does, and he loves to win. So when he starts to notice the difficulty in making Jensen Ackles grin like a damn Cheshire cat, he takes it as a personal test, a dare that he just can’t say no to.*
affectingly, cwrps, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
Harry Potter must marry a Slytherin to save the Wizarding world. Only, none of them seem to want him.*
harry/snape, harrypotter, humor, jing, pg13, slash
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she’s used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason?*
4theluvofmary, AU, bella/edward, drama, favorite, fluff, het, humor, nc17, smut, twilight
When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends?*
AU, bella/edward, fluff, het, humor, nc17, shearenvy, twilight
Two strangers, three months of flirting, one night of passion leading to a forever.*
antiaol, AU, bella/edward, drama, fluff, het, humor, nc17, smut, twilight
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It’s a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again.*
angst, AU, bella/edward, bella/jacob, drama, fluff, het, humor, kidfic, nc17, obsessingoveredward, smut, twilight
A reclusive, idiosyncratic composer and a beautiful, eclectic dog walker cross paths for six months without ever meeting. What happens when they work up the courage to talk to each other?*
annanabanana, AU, bella/edward, drama, fluff, het, humor, nc17, twilight
While trying to run from his future, Edward gets into a car accident. Bandaged head to toe, his disdain for hospital staff extends even to the woman who saved his life. Without the aid of his good looks, does he stand a chance?*
4theluvofmary, AU, bella/edward, bella/jacob, drama, fluff, het, humor, nc17, smut, twilight
A self-insert collaboration with the assistance and appearance of Jay, Dan, Asuka, and more as they appear.*
AU, christy, duo/heero/wufei, favorite, gundamwing, humor, mel, nc17, slash, threesome
Heero Yuy’s mission planner: Date AC199. Mission objective: Finding compatible mates for Gundam Pilots 2, 3, 4, and 5. Timeframe: undefined. Difficulty: Moderate, despite lack of personal information on the subject of romantic affection. How hard can it be to get people to fall in love?*
angst, duo/heero, gundamwing, humor, maldoror, pg, slash
Firstly, post-finale, I went desperately looking for some nice, happy, goofy and domestic Logan/Veronica. You know how much I found? None at all! Woe! So…*
crimsonclad, fluff, het, humor, logan/veronica, postcanon, r, veronicamars
When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way…*
AU, bella/edward, dryler, het, humor, nc17, twilight
Duo learns the downside of being junior class president the same day he is stuck in a triangle with his best friend.*
anthy, AU, drama, duo/heero, favorite, gundamwing, humor, pg13, quatre/trowa, slash
It’s the end of the world as these kids know it, and Gabe Saporta is throwing the party.*
AU, bexless, dark, drama, falloutboy, frank/gerard, humor, imogendisease, jon/spencer, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, slash, smut
“Good morning, Elizabeth,” Rodney said cheerfully, getting into line behind her.*
chelle, humor, mckay/sheppard, nc17, slash, stargateatlantis
“For this,” Zelenka told him, when Rodney related the horrific tale from the beginning to end, “for this we need vodka.”*
angst, dark, drama, humor, julad, mckay/zelenka, r, slash, stargateatlantis
Buffy, Spike, Willow, and Angel get sucked into a computer game.*
angel/willow, buffy/spike, buffythevampireslayer, drama, fantasy, favorite, fluff, gore, het, humor, nc17, sabershadowkat, violence
For two boys who aren’t even dating, there’s an awful lot of drama going down.*
drama, fluff, gerard/patrick, humor, indecisions, mix, r, realperson, slash, thejumpcut
In which Kevin is a sad little elf, and Mike panics and buys way the fuck too much tinsel.*
drama, fluff, humor, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, mywholecry, pg13, realperson, slash, theacademyis
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare’s “Much Ado About Nothing”. Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Is it curtains-up on love?*
angst, AU, bella/edward, drama, fluff, het, humor, nc17, twilight, writeontime
Dean is cursed with the inability to self-censor. Therefore, he says exactly what he’s feeling when he’s feeling it, much to both his and Sam’s embarrassment.*
dean/sam, humor, incest, r, slash, supernatural, tremblings
In which Kevin realizes Mike is his Disney princess, and Mike realizes Kevin would look hot naked.*
favorite, fluff, humor, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
‘Dear Ambassador Spock,’ Jim writes, ‘The new Spock thinks I am a total asshole and that sucks.’*
crimsonclad, humor, kirk/spock, pg, slash, startrek
Kagome goes home to spend a relaxing summer vacation with her 20th century friends, but InuYasha decides he’s been left out of her fun for the last time! Shippou the kitsune tags along to watch him make an ass of himse– I mean, keep him out of trouble.*
AU, favorite, het, humor, inuyasha, inuyasha/kagome, queenofswords, r
With Kouga being the one to unwittingly break the news to Kagome, an entirely different confrontation has presented itself. Especially when InuYasha brings himself into the middle of it all, even with the best intentions…*
angst, drama, het, humor, inuyasha, inuyasha/kagome, ookami, postcanon, r
10 more snapshots in the life of Morgan and Reid.*
criminalminds, fluff, humor, listencl0sely, morgan/reid, pg13, slash
“It’s so cute how he wants his first official holiday with the captain to go so well.”*
fluff, humor, kirk/spock, missyjade, pg13, slash, startrek
A potion gone wrong. A desperate wish. A new future. And a… horse?*
draco/harry, harrypotter, humor, maeglinyedi, nc17, slash, smut
Derek takes Spencer to his sister’s wedding but the “just friends” bid doesn’t go as planned.*
criminalminds, drama, humor, morgan/reid, mus4u, pg13, slash
The twins have joined Derek and Spencer for a week of fun.* Sequel to And Guest.
criminalminds, fluff, humor, morgan/reid, mus4u, pg13, slash
Reid decides to act on his feelings for Morgan. Garcia decides to help.*
ansera, criminalminds, fluff, humor, morgan/reid, r, slash
Morgan’s family has been curious about this Doctor Reid. *
ansera, criminalminds, fluff, humor, morgan/reid, pg13, slash
Derek’s family finally meets the famous Spencer Reid.* Sequel to The Babbling of Derek Morgan on Doctor Spencer Reid.
ansera, criminalminds, fluff, humor, morgan/reid, pg13, slash
Reid would do anything for a case – even dress up as a woman.* Full on out of character. Fun, fluffy, hot.
ansera, criminalminds, crossdressing, humor, morgan/reid, nc17, slash, smut
A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities.* Oh my god, best thing ever.
abuse, AU, cable69, drama, drugs, favorite, het, humor, kirk/spock, nc17, slash, smut, startrek, suspense
With the eclipse behind them DG finds that life as a Princess isn’t all the fairytales made it out to be. Weighed down by rules, duty and loneliness, can the unlikely friendship of a certain Tin man make her feel that ‘there’s no place like home’ again?*
adventure, angst, badgirl2bad4u, cain/dg, drama, fluff, het, humor, nc17, postcanon, tinman
DG is never getting married, ever, which suits Wyatt Cain very well, since he will deny his feelings for her until his dying breath. But Ahamo and Lurline have other plans.*
batmansbabe, cain/dg, drama, fluff, het, humor, pg, postcanon, tinman
For a Princess and a Tin Man, the most important adventure to come may lie in discovering where their hearts truly belong.*
alamogirl, cain/dg, drama, fluff, het, humor, pg13, postcanon, tinman
It was perfectly obvious to everyone else.*
cain/dg, drama, fluff, het, humor, ladysidereal, pg, postcanon, tinman
Series of ficlets on what could have been.*
cain/dg, drama, fluff, het, humor, pg13, theshoelessone, tinman
Everyone thought DG would be the perfect Queen of the O.Z. She wished she had their confidence. Series of stories chronicling DG’s reign… and all the problems therein.*
alexandra3, angst, cain/dg, drama, het, humor, pg13, postcanon, tinman
(I apologize for that title.) Well, we know it’s not his…*
gen, humor, kirk/spock, pg, startrek, waketosleep
Space is a tough place to be without your friends. This will start slowly before a crisis strikes and the crew of the Enterprise will be forced to risk everything to save their Captain.*
drama, fluff, humor, kirk/spock, lyricoloratura, pg13, postcanon, slash, startrek
Two and a half years into his time at Starfleet Academy, Jim Kirk meets Lieutenant-Commander Spock, and the sparks begin to fly.
AT, drama, favorite, fluff, humor, keshka, kirk/spock, nc17, ragdoll987, slash, smut, startrek
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he’s found his perfect match. Will the bond they’ve forged survive after their identities are revealed?*
draco/harry, dracosoftie, drama, fluff, harrypotter, humor, kidfic, nc17, postcanon, slash, smut
She really needed to put a better lock on her door because Cain was definitely violating her personal space. Then again, knowing him, he’d shoot the lock off and then where would she be? Probably in a room that had a door with a smoking hole in it.*
cain/dg, drama, feistyfox, het, humor, nc17, tinman
It wasn’t until one night, while drinking away the fact that he had to live in a universe in which stupidity existed, that he began to reevaluate his hard-earned take on the psychology of man.*
favorite, fluff, humor, jaylee1, kirk/spock, pg13, slash, startrek
Kirk and Spock caught in the act on camera by Bones, who never wanted to see any of that.*
anowlinsunshine, humor, kirk/spock, nc17, slash, smut, startrek
The aliens were very sorry for nearly killing Captain Kirk, and wanted to fix things.*
favorite, gen, humor, lazulisong, pg, startrek
The first time Spock woke up with the captain in his bed, it was because of the very strangeness.* Laughed until I cried.
favorite, humor, kirk/spock, lazulisong, pg13, slash, startrek
Based on the switched version of the prompt: A de-aged fic where Spock has to take care of a kid-Kirk; preferably Kirk only listens to Spock, and freaks out when he’s not around. (Or, you know, switched).*
fluff, gen, humor, jadedragoness, kidfic, pg13, startrek
I want Sarek to discover something that makes Spock laugh like this when Amanda is not around. And he can’t stop himself from doing it (to his embarrassment?) because even being a Vulcan, he has a soft spot for his baby son.*
fluff, g, gen, humor, startrek, syuan
“AU where they are both musicians. I totally see Spock as first chair violin, and Kirk as a crazy band guy – maybe as percussion, cause those guys were always the most fun. They’re both part of an Orchestra group ensemble thing, and they’re scoring a soundtrack for a movie.”*
AU, drama, humor, kirk/spock, nc17, singingintime, slash, startrek
A gift!fic for a most lovely, lovely Anonymous (Anon knows why!). Their prompt was: Even though Spock has a super-duper immune system, he somehow comes down with a human chicken pox and it hits him pretty hard. Feeling crappy and fighting the urge to scratch strain his Vulcan control, and he gets a bit cranky (more so than usual). Kirk to the rescue to stop him from scratching and to keep the crew from teasing his Vulcan.
favorite, fluff, humor, kirk/spock, kyliselle, pg13, slash, startrek
“I’d love to see a funny/smutty Pinto where Chris is looking at some of Zach’s smoldering photo shoots and says something along the lines of ‘I thought you were supposed to make love to the camera, not fuck it ‘til it screams and leave 20 bucks on the dresser.’”*
chris/zach, ewinfic, humor, nc17, realperson, slash
Zach dumps Chris. Chris has some trouble figuring out if he’s trying to get over Zach, to get back at Zach, or to get Zach back, but enlists the help of John Cho regardless.*
angst, anythingever, chris/zach, humor, kink, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
So everyone knows Kirk’s a genius, right? Well, knowing and believing are two different things. And that pisses off the crew, who wouldn’t be alive without Kirk’s brand of intelligence and they love him, trouble magnet that he is and all. Kirk, of course, finds it pragmatic if other people don’t believe it (he likes being underestimated) but really doesn’t care one way or the other.
So to the prompt: ?# (anon’s decision) times a member of the crew did something to show off Kirk’s genius to the rest of Star Fleet (like Rand or Uhura presenting Kirk reports in various languages and him writing them in the same and sending it off to SF; Scotty not dumbing down the engineering lingo and asking for Kirk’s input to be sent off to SF for approval and their engineers are WTF? etc etc) and one time they didn’t have to.*
fluff, humor, kirk/spock, pg, slash, startrek, st_anon
The translators aren’t working, and apparently this is the one language that Uhura never learned, and it’s a recently spacefaring civilization, so it’s not related to anything she does know. They’re also yelling really, really loud.*
humor, kirk/spock, pg13, slash, startrek, st_anon
Mm-kay. We’ve all seen how Spock Prime’s pacifism goes out the window when his Kirk was in danger and he gets all, SHOOT IT, SHOOT IT, KILL IT, KILL IT — YOU’RE NOT SHOOTING IT FAST ENOUGH! OH, FUCK, EVERYBODY, THROW ROCKS AT THE JIM THREATENER!* Read the prompt. BEST.EVER.
humor, kirk/spock, pg, slash, startrek, st_anon
Particularly chapters 1, 11, 13, and 16.
Because there is not enough genius!Kirk. An angry priestess (or whatever cliche’d aggrieved Kirksex-victim) completely strips Kirk of all his sexual impulses. Suddenly Kirk is super-genius smart and nice and sensitive and not-an-ass and the crew has much rejoicing. Then Kirk in his disgustingly genius smartyness starts stepping on toes when he shows he’s fully capable of running the whole ship all by his nerdy lonesome, and it gets so bad that the crew runs back to the priestess (or etc aggrieved party) and begs her(/him/it/they/?) to put his perviness back . Gen is cool, especially since Kirk has no sex-drive, but K/S makes this one swoooon. Specific prompt is specific…*
angst, cable69, drama, humor, kirk/spock, r, slash, smut, startrek
Mpreg fics are awesome, but not necessary here (though loved). basically, Kirk and Spock are having sexytimes and it could even be somewhere totally private, but then their kid (who’s old enough to know that, y’know, it’s not normal that part of father is in daddy) catches them and freaks out.*
humor, kirk/spock, pg13, slash, startrek, st_anon
“Now listen. I know you don’t think of yourself as a famous person, but news flash, non-famous people don’t get invited to things by Lady Gaga, so do me a favor and pretend you’re a normal celebrity, just for tonight, okay?” from a prompt at aianonlovefest.*
adam/kris, americanidol, drama, fluff, humor, moirariordan, r, realperson, slash
Parker recruits Eliot for a side job. Comedy and horror ensue.*
betty, eliot/hardison/parker, emeraldwoman, favorite, hardison/parker, het, humor, leverage, nc17, slash, threesome
Someone from Eliot’s past shows up, and if Alec doesn’t stop flirting with her, Eliot is going to kill him.*
eliot/hardison/parker, het, humor, james, leverage, pg13, slash, threesome
Eliot listened to the now familiar sounds of his colleagues footsteps and the muffled thud of his own sturdy, rubber soled boots, which stopped, seemingly of their own volition.*
drama, eliot/parker, het, humor, kaitlia777, leverage, nc17, smut
Kris moves in with Adam, Adam is as dumb as a stump and his gaydar is still broken.*
adam/kris, americanidol, cydsa, fluff, humor, nc17, realperson, slash
The one where Mama Allen finally steps in because really, the boys are just being silly.*
adam/kris, americanidol, cydsa, drama, fluff, humor, pg13, realperson, slash
In which Kirk lives out a space romcom.*
drama, fluff, humor, kirk/spock, nc17, screamlet, slash, startrek
Chris muses a little, banters a lot with Zach on a Saturday morning.*
chris/zach, fluff, humor, nc17, realperson, screamlet, slash
“Elizabeth,” he said, aggrieved. “She calls me. At my house. When I refused to answer her questions, she hacked my Tivo and erased all my backlogged Simpsons episodes. She snuck off-world once disguised as an adolescent Jaffa. With her around, it’s impossible to keep any kind of secret. Frankly, she’s a menace.” Set after SGA’s The Siege Part III. Futurefic for Veronica Mars.*
gen, humor, learsdaughter, pg, postcanon, stargateatlantis, stargateatlantis/stargatesg1/veronicamars, stargatesg1, stargatesg1/stargateatlantis/veronicamars, veronicamars
The one where Chris has stupid glasses and a lot of paperbacks, Zach knows too much for his own good, there are at least two lap dances, and everybody wants to sleep with Dorothy Parker. “Quinto Mad Libs,” Cho says. “My date was: mean adjective, meaner adjective, devastating five-syllable mean adjective.”*
chris/zach, dorkorific, favorite, fluff, humor, r, realperson, slash
Straight!Kirk is going to be gay!Spock’s wingman. No really. He insists.*
humor, kirk/spock, kyliselle, nc17, slash, startrek
Inspired by screamlet’s excellent First Date, after which leupagus hypothesized that Chris Pine was thisclose to giving it all up and going back to Berkeley to teach English literary theory. Screamlet, bless her heart, didn’t call the police.*
AU, chris/zach, drama, fluff, humor, leupagus, nc17, postcanon, realperson, screamlet, slash, smut
Spock’s a mystery, and Jim’s the cat curiosity killed. Vulcan biology is weird.*
ginandironic, humor, kirk/spock, r, slash, startrek
“Oh, for God’s sake, Jim,” McCoy said, every word dripping with exasperation, “this has to be the craziest thing I’ve ever heard, and that’s saying something when it’s coming from you!”*
fluff, humor, kirk/spock, r, simoneallen, slash, startrek
Jim’s mind is most dynamic – and as the Vulcan debate team finds out, it is most pleasurable to meld with him. Too bad for them, Spock is not anywhere near willing to share (Jim is his, even if the human does not know it yet).*
arwendeimladris, fluff, humor, kirk/spock, nc17, slash, startrek
As filming for the second series draws to a close, Colin thinks his biggest problem is evading one of Bradley’s goodbye hugs. It isn’t. It’s that he’s about to do something that’s fourteen different kinds of stupid: fall in love. *
bradleyjames/colinmorgan, drama, fluff, humor, junkshopdisco, merlin, nc17, realperson, slash
In which Arthur goes on blind dates, Merlin is his waiter, and everyone takes a ride on the crazy train. *
arthur/merlin, favorite, humor, merlin, minorhue, nc17, slash, smut
Jim has a new obsession. It lives in his first officer’s trousers.*
humor, janicelester, kirk/spock, nc17, slash, smut, startrek
Sitting at the top of “Uther’s All Time Parenting Backfires” is Arthur’s fellow colleague and clumsy best friend – Merlin Emrys.*
arthur/merlin, AU, fuzzytomato02, humor, merlin, pg13, slash
I’d love it if Arthur had a sort of cause into it and wasn’t simply suddenly stalkerish. Example scenario: Arthur is a sport reporter that always has gorgeous and sensual pictures of athletic figures. After he reports a case of another stalker being caught, he goes “now, that one’s a sport I never looked into. As it happens, a Hot Guy caught my attention a while ago, so for the sake of Science I’ll try to stalk him for two weeks and report to you, faithful readers, my observations. [poll: Will I get embarrassingly caught? Yes No As Long As you Give us Pictures ticky!]*
arthur/merlin, AU, fluff, humor, merlin, merlin_anon, pg13, slash
Kris needs someone to take care of him on tour. Adam is fabulous in many ways. And sometimes things are what they look like. *
abusingsarcasm, adam/kris, americanidol, humor, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
“The likelihood of finding a cab on Christmas Eve is fast approaching nil.” “So was the likelihood of you kissing me in the middle of the pavement, and yet.”*
holmes/watson, humor, r, samstoryteller, sherlock, slash
Due to a HILARIOUS MISHAP, Tamaki thinks Haruhi is in love with Kyouya, and decides to hatch a brilliant plan to keep Kyouya from Haruhi and show Haruhi how fickle love is. But who is right for Kyouya, anyway? How much does Haruhi know? Why are the twins so smug? And where did the chalkboard in the garden come from? *
fluff, haruhi/mori, het, humor, kyouya/tamaki, ouranhostclub, pg, samstoryteller, slash
How Arthur Pendragon, Director of Communications for Prime Minister Gaius, and his assistant, Merlin Emrys, fell in love – a story in goldfish, cats, webcomics, cups of tea, and sharpies.*
arthur/merlin, AU, chibirhm, fluff, humor, merlin, r, slash
“Humans do not come with the Fae’s built-in ability to recognize True Love, in fact they are likely to crap a Good Thing in the face. (Observe: Not literally, there is no need to keep wet wipes and sanitizers handy.) If that is the case for you and your True Love, you need to be patient. While the Fae recognize the fact that Destiny has their balls in vice-like grip, humans like to believe there actually is such a thing as Free Will. (Obviously, they’ve never met Destiny. My apologies, Destiny is a fair and beautiful lady who conducts her business in a very ladylike and efficient manner…)” – Interspecies Relationships: The Manual, by Aaron Long-Winded.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, fantasy, fluff, humor, jeyhawk, r, realperson, slash
High School AU. Most of the time Kris is okay, he really is, but then out of the blue a stray thought will hit him from that subconscious part of the mind that just won’t get it and the hurt will come back to the front like it was yesterday and not three years ago. *
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, death, fluff, humor, jeyhawk, r, realperson, slash, violence
In which Cobb decides two babysitters are better than one, Saito proves that money can buy happiness, and Eames is excellent with children. Oh, and Arthur’s a fucking Disney princess.*
arthur/eames, fluff, gyzym, humor, inception, r, slash
“This looks delicious,” Eames fucking lies, because the only accurate statement would be This looks like intestines, and he would like Arthur to continue to shagging him.* Laughed until I CRIED.
arthur/eames, gyzym, humor, inception, pg, slash
Kris Allen is a Slayer, a Chosen One. Adam is the Master Vampire in Conway. They should hate each other on sight. They don’t.*
adam/kris, americanidol, americanidol/buffythevampireslayer, AU, buffythevampireslayer, creature, cydsa, fluff, humor, r, realperson, slash, violence
“It’s not that I hate Christmas,” Arthur says, sandwiching the phone between his shoulder and his left ear so that he can grab pen and paper. *
amazinglyme, arthur/eames, AU, humor, inception, r, slash
Kris/Adam AU. Adam and Kris are in high school. Adam starts a gay/straight alliance and Katy and her friends want to join. Katy is dating Kris, and she makes him come along. He realizes he has feelings for Adam/is gay/etc. Something about them working together in the GSA, too, if you can.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, favorite, fluff, het, humor, katy/kris, orbedrowned, pg13, realperson, slash
Arthur joins the mile high club, Cobb joins the broken hearts club, Eames joins the smug extractors’ club, and Yusuf just wants to club everyone. Or, Eames steals Cobb’s point man.*
arthur/eames, eleveninches, fluff, humor, inception, nc17, slash
Spock is heir to the Federation throne, Jim is Prince of America because his fucking brother abdicated, and the Klingons are on the verge of blowing shit up-a love story.*
angst, AU, drama, favorite, humor, kidfic, kirk/spock, nc17, slash, smut, startrek, violence, waldorph
The United Federation of Planets invites you to the wedding of His Serene Highness, James Tiberius Kirk, Prince of America, Duke of Iowa, Commander in Starfleet to His Royal Majesty, S’chn T’Gai Spock, King of the United Federation of Planets, Prince of Vulcan, Duke of Shi’Kahr, Duke of Washington, Earl of Seattle.* Sequel to Strive Seek Find Yield.
AU, favorite, fluff, humor, kirk/spock, r, screamlet, slash, startrek
When Mal leans into his office and asks Eames what he did to his back, he can’t exactly say, “the new graphics intern,” so he says, “Oh, just stress, love.”*
arthur/eames, AU, humor, inception, r, rageprufrock, slash
Adam bites his lip, sheepishly. “Under normal circumstances, we’d have five cycles of courtship to get used to each other, but these are not normal circumstances. We’re actually on a very strict timeline, Kristopher. Excuse me for being a little anxious this courtship seems to be going nowhere,” he says, defensively.*
adam/kris, americanidol, aneas, AU, creature, fluff, humor, r, realperson, slash
Cadet Kris Allen fiddled with his uniform, trying to press away a possibly imaginary wrinkle with his fingertips.*
adam/kris, americanidol, americanidol/startrek, AU, drama, humor, nc17, realperson, scifi, skykissed, slash, startrek
McClane had this thing, where he went around talking to himself when he was agitated.*
diehard, drama, farrell/mcclane, fluff, humor, nc17, persnickett, postcanon, slash
In which Gawain mourns the loss of Bro Central and everyone else gets laid.*
AU, humor, merlin, pg13, rayslady, slash
In which they get that trip to the Grand Canyon. Sequel to Fortunate Son.*
americanidol, astolat, davidarchuleta/davidcook, fluff, humor, r, realperson, slash
Merlin accidentally makes everyone in Camelot fall in love with him. Everybody except Arthur, that is.*
adelagia, arthur/merlin, fluff, humor, merlin, nc17, postcanon, slash
“We’ll get it, and it’ll be cute for a day, and then I’ll be the one stuck feeding it and cleaning up after it,” Kevin says, trying to aim for his mom’s scary face and probably falling flat, because Mike just crowds into his space and smiles slow.
“Isn’t that exactly the same thing you said when I mentioned wanting kids?” he asks.*
fluff, g, humor, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, kidfic, mix, mywholecry, postcanon, realperson, slash, theacademyis
After the Jonas Brothers stopped being the Jonas Brothers and went back to being the plan old Jonas brothers, Joe went to LA to work in movies, Nick went to New York to work on music, and Frankie rebelled and ran off to Chicago. Kevin, though. Kevin just got divorced.*
angst, drama, humor, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg13, postcanon, realperson, slash, theacademyis
Bill’s radio show provides its listeners with their weekly dose of cynicism, and an extra helping in December, a time of year that brings out the worst in Bill Trumper, the Christmas Cynic. Enter one Tom Kaulitz, the most optimistic caller Bill’s show has ever seen…*
AU, bill/tom, favorite, fluff, humor, incest, kishmet, nc17, realperson, slash, tokiohotel
Kevin has a big, fat crush and a guitar class with Mike. Did I mention Kevin shares a dorm room with one Adam T. Siska… or that Mike happens to live with Bill who basically runs campus? Meanwhile the band is planning a huge surprise for the President’s annual Winter Soiree.*
AU, drama, exmptfromsanity, fluff, humor, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, r, realperson, slash, theacademyis
Turns out Jim Kirk’s more than meets the eye, genetically speaking. There are a lot of consequences, mostly for Spock and his sanity.*
humor, kirk/spock, r, slash, startrek, waketosleep
Mike doesn’t really know how these things happen to him. No, wait, he does. He can totally blame it on Bill. / Kevin doesn’t really know how these things happen to him. It’s possible he was a disobedient lemur in a past life and this is how the universe is letting him make amends. Or maybe there’s like, some kind of quota for number of crazy things a person has to do in his life, and fate’s just helping him along. But probably, probably it’s just Joe’s fault.*
humor, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, r, realperson, rsadelle, slash, theacademyis
When he rolled out of bed that afternoon, heated up some Philly Steak & Cheese Hot Pockets for breakfast, and then went to the office, Alec Hardison was not expecting to experience a paradigm shift.*
eliot/hardison, fluff, humor, leverage, pg13, shrift, slash
Finding the dragon’s cave is as easy as Kris expected it to be.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, creature, fantasy, favorite, fictioncandie, humor, nc17, realperson, slash
Four Times Mike Carden and Kevin Jonas Didn’t Have Sex (And One Time They Did, And It Was Totally Worth The Wait)
Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas (yes, THAT Kevin Jonas)*
fluff, humor, illimerence, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, nc17, realperson, slash, theacademyis
“Saxon was all enraged and savaged the ever-lovin’ fuck out of the poor cheese.”*
annlarimer, favorite, gen, hotfuzz, humor, pg13
“It’s more or less forgotten until the VMAs- when Bill- fucking Bill- appears at Mike’s elbow and goes, “Michael, I’ve mentioned Demi to you before, haven’t I? Oh, and this is her bosom companion, Miss Katherine Jonas.”*
fluff, genderswap, het, humor, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, pg13, realperson, slash, theacademyis, twsomething
A banging on the chamber door wakes Merlin from his slumber. Arthur silently but vehemently managed to indicate that he wanted to sleep in the servant room, and Merlin let him; they took a risk yesterday, and with things as bad as they are they really shouldn’t be taking any more risks.*
arthur/merlin, fluff, humor, merlin, nc17, paperclipbitch, slash
“Oh my God, this shit has developed a narrative thread,” Chris marvels.*
chris/zach, humor, leupagus, r, rageprufrock, realperson, slash, startrek
It’s a perfectly wretched day in Camelot when Uther Pendragon announces Arthur’s betrothal.*
arthur/merlin, AT, humor, merlin, pg13, rageprufrock, slash
Honestly, Gerard only even knows who Panic! at the Disco are because of all the shit Pete is always sending Mikey. Burned CDs, emails full of mp3 tracks, demos in varying stages of completion. Seemingly every single band Pete has any connection to at all winds up on Mikey’s iPod in the end, and it’s almost an accident that Panic’s album is the one Gerard chooses to listen to on the day his own iPod takes a nosedive off the edge of the shelf and directly into Gerard’s steaming cup of coffee, leaving him at Mikey’s (and, by extension, the Pete Wentz Music Empire’s) mercy until he can get it replaced.*
brendon/gerard, fluff, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg, realperson, renidays, slash
In which Prince Arthur meets Merlin and all hell breaks loose.*
arthur/merlin, AU, drama, fluff, humor, merlin, nc17, rageprufrock, slash
Written for a kink meme prompt “Eames is a total chav but Arthur/Cobb loves it.”*
arthur/eames, AU, delires, humor, inception, nc17, slash, smut
“Life is not a wet dream, Frederick. It’s not even a B movie. Guys like McClane don’t fuck guys like me. Ever.”*
diehard, farrell/mcclane, fluff, humor, lunabee34, r, slash
Leonard’s book was kind of like the Bible in that way where one line from it could be taken wildly out of context and blown out of proportion.* This is GLORIOUS.
chris/zach, fluff, humor, pg, realperson, screamlet, slash, startrek
Despite all appearances to the contrary, Tony knew how to ignore things. It used to be one of his best coping mechanisms.*
dinozzo/gibbs, humor, ncis, r, shrift, slash
“We either land here, or we keep going and crash in those mountains up ahead. Your choice.”*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, humor, r, realperson, slash, trueroyalty
In which Roy and Ed demonstrate their respective bountiful emotional intelligence.*
edwardelric/roymustang, favorite, fullmetalalchemist, humor, lightgetsin, nc17, slash, smut
The SGC tries to borrow Hardison for a consultation. He’s not protesting, exactly, but he’s not sure they’ve thought this plan through.*
blackeyedgirl, eliot/hardison, g, humor, leverage, leverage/stargatesg1, slash, stargatesg1
“Hi, I’m Arthur. Your bride,” said the man at the door in the tones of one who’d rather be saying anything else.*
arthur/eames, AU, fluff, humor, inception, jibrailis, pg13, slash
Plot rocks lead Mind to forget where it put Brain. Wackiness ensues. Clark is seventeen.*
clark/lex, fluff, humor, pg13, rivcat, slash, smallville
This is a story wherein Arthur is a bastard, Eames is in love, Ariadne is taking over the world with her vocabulary and Yusuf is the only one with any dignity left to lose. This is a love story.*
arthur/eames, humor, inception, nc17, postcanon, slash, smut, tourdefierce
When Matt bought the gym membership, he knew he was screwed.*
AU, diehard, farrell/mcclane, humor, lamardeuse, nc17, slash
Things Jared likes about getting married include, but are not limited to: all the presents, sex whenever he wants it, not having to make up excuses to see Jensen everyday even when he doesn’t want sex (which, really, isn’t ever, but it’s the principle of the thing that counts), and the jealous adoration of thousands of women. It’s almost worth the rampant gay jokes on set and the way Chad has taken to greeting him when they talk on the phone: “So, are you divorced yet?”* Sequel to With This Ring.
AU, cwrps, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, phabella, r, realperson, slash
Bill rescues a bit of grey fluff from the bushes. Maybe it was altruistic; maybe he just likes to accessorize.
Tom isn’t thrilled with the idea of adopting another pet, and neither are their dogs, but his first mistake is thinking his opinion matters.
His last is in trying to assert it.*
bill/tom, fluff, fyredancer, humor, incest, pg, realperson, slash, tokiohotel
“He’s got to come out eventually,” Rolling Stone observes. *
brad/nate, generationkill, humor, pg, slash, sparky77
Matt’s story starts at the end: post-traumatic stress disorder, therapy, a job with the Feebles, no job with the Feebles, back to Camden, up to Brooklyn, over to Queens, more laptops than Matt can shake a stick at and Red Bull by the carton. *
diehard, farrell/mcclane, hackthis, humor, pg13, postcanon, slash
What will the boys’ lives be like once the war is over? What are they like now that they’re all grown up? What are they going to do with themselves? Who the heck is Kailyn? What better way to find out than to ready about it?*
angst, drama, duo/heero, favorite, gundamwing, humor, nc17, postcanon, quatre/trowa, scifi, slash, steveparker
“So, Reid says, eying Hotch warily, “I’m going to leave you here to freak out as you slowly realize that we’ve been dating for a while and you just didn’t know it.” Featuring oblivious!Hotch and aggressive!Reid.*
criminalminds, hotch/reid, humor, r, slash, travelinthedark
“Alright, now. Do you have your sleeping bags?” Charles asks.*
1stclasskink_anon, AU, charles/erik, favorite, fluff, humor, kidfic, pg13, slash, xmenfirstclass
When Bill makes a wish on the first star of the night, he wishes for the perfect man.
…what he gets is an inconsiderate jerk named Tom.*
AU, bill/tom, crossdressing, humor, incest, kishmet, pg13, realperson, slash, tokiohotel
Once Erik finally allows himself to decide that Charles is pretty much the best thing since sliced bread, he spends the next week being incredibly bitter that he’s Charles’ cat and not his boyfriend.*
AU, charles/erik, creature, fluff, humor, r, slash, smilebackwards, xmenfirstclass
Nate works for a company in research and development. He doesn’t know how he sleeps at night. Better Off Ted AU.*
AU, betteroffted, betteroffted/generationkill, brad/nate, darkreaction, favorite, generationkill, humor, nc17, slash
In an alternate universe, Harvey’s still the best closer in New York but Mike’s not a runner for Trevor: he’s a pizza deliveryman, Harvey’s favorite pizza deliveryman. And Harvey’s discovery that Mike’s more than he lets on will change everyone’s lives…
Told and retold through Mike, Donna, and Harvey’s point of view, with new scenes and reactions each time.*
AT, closer, harvey/mike, humor, nc17, slash, suits
Arthur is the third wheel in his own relationship. Part 2.* Sequel to Three’s a Crowd.
arthur/eames, downwardlinear, drama, g, humor, inception, postcanon, slash
“So I was thinking. This isn’t exactly my usual game, homes. And, uh—shit, I can’t believe I’m using this stupid fucking phrase,” Ray still looks uncomfortable and flushed, but he laughs, not the fucking sardonic laugh that filled the Humvee daily during their road trip in Iraq, but a rarer, honest laugh—”I’m actually going to have to take it slow. Reel the fish in.”
AU, brad/nate, fluff, generationkill, humor, lickingbeads, pg13, slash
Harvey didn’t want to be profiled in a magazine as one of New York’s most eligible bachelors. Nobody even knew Mike had been.*
closer, harvey/mike, humor, nc17, slash, suits
Harvey visits his good friend Peter at work, takes one look at Neal, and decides he wants one; that afternoon he hires Mike Ross. But when Mike ends up being more than a fling and tells Harvey he wants Peter and Neal to be as happy as they are, Harvey Specter somehow finds himself in the position of matchmaker at the world’s craziest crossover dinner party.*
harvey/mike, humor, neal/peter, pg13, slash, suits, suits/whitecollar, vampirepam, whitecollar
If I’d known I was following some Middle Ages husband-finding potion I totally wouldn’t have listened to it!*
adam/kris, americanidol, AT, humor, moirariordan, pg13, realperson, slash
It’s around when Ray wants to hold Walt’s hand like a goddamn teenage girl with stars in her eyes and wet panties that he starts to worry.* I LOVED this.
brad/nate, favorite, fluff, generationkill, humor, imogendisease, pg, postcanon, ray/walt, slash
Harvey keeps just-missing Mike at the Pearson Hardman costume ball, but he HAS met Mike’s date, the gorgeous Rose Selavy.*
closer, harvey/mike, humor, r, slash, suits
“Adam knows that sometimes, life surprises you with irony. And sometimes, life bitch-slaps you with it.”*
adam/kris, americanidol, aneas, AU, humor, r, realperson, slash
Kris thought he was honestly prepared for anything after Adam came home with six bags of prunes to prevent constipation, and tried to make him dry swallow a box of antacids: ‘Just in case, Kris, the books say heartburn is painful’. Kris should have remembered the courtship, and never let down his guard.* Sequel to Too Mer to Woo Peaceably.
adam/kris, americanidol, aneas, AU, creature, humor, mpreg, nc17, realperson, slash
So, anons, I want stealthy dating tactics. Like Derek and Stiles have been dating for a while except one of them doesn’t know. Until someone else makes a comment or they catch a clue. And their only concern is, wait, why haven’t we been making out?*
derek/stiles, fluff, g, humor, ladyjade, slash, teenwolf
What were you like as a kid?” Eames asks him.
“Quiet,” Arthur says. “I lived in my head a lot. You?”
“I did too,” Eames replies. “Only I was never quiet about it.”
A story about growing up, sort of.*
arthur/eames, humor, inception, nc17, postcanon, slash, starlingthefool
What would have happened if Charles and Erik had managed to recruit Logan?
(In which Logan solves everyone’s problems through snark and BAMFery.)*
alex/hank, AT, charles/erik, humor, pg, slash, starlingthefool, xmenfirstclass
Vikings rely on their dragons for just about everything. So Bill, the village’s only dragonless Viking, is destined for a lifetime of misery, solitude, and all-around loserdom. Or is he?*
AU, bill/tom, creature, favorite, humor, incest, kishmet, nc17, realperson, slash, tokiohotel
It’s not like Mike’s an actual virgin.*
AU, fluff, harvey/mike, humor, pg13, slash, suits, suits_anon
Jane and Darcy are being moved to New York to work at S.H.I.E.L.D. It’s a whirlwind of a summer and Darcy doesn’t even have her iPod back, but not for lack of trying.*
avengers, clint/darcy, het, humor, luckywitch, pg
[High School AU] People sometimes wonder aloud why Mike and Harvey are friends, since, you know, Mike’s kind of scrawny and more than a little geeky and has a tendency to run his mouth off without thinking about what comes out of it, and Harvey is really just as geeky but is considerably better at hiding it, and he’s a grade above Mike and has an inexplicable ability to stare people into submission that is vaguely unsettling in a seventeen-year-old.*
AU, fluff, grimlupine, harvey/mike, humor, pg, slash, suits
Written for the prompt: Mike sees Harvey naked, just once, just for a second. He means to forget the image — he really does — but with his memory, it sticks in his mind as clear as if he took a hi-def photo, blew it up and framed it in his bedroom. The image pops into his head at inopportune times (the more inopportune, the better). And then, after some confused nights of (accidentally, completely accidentally, he swears) masturbating to it, Mike realizes he doesn’t exactly mind the mental image.*
favorite, harvey/mike, humor, mockturtletale, nc17, slash, smut, suits
Derek takes the pack on a vacation weekend to a beach, where they share a house. Derek and Stiles are forced to share a room after Allison and Scott claim one room, and Lydia claims another for her and Jackson. This leads the two towards bonding and more.*
boyonstrings, derek/stiles, drama, humor, nc17, postcanon, slash, teenwolf
Harvey Specter wasn’t the rich renegade badass that plucked Mike from his potential life of crime.
Tony Stark was.*
avengers, avengers/suits, closer, drama, humor, mike/tony, pg13, slash, suits
Tony is the only one who can defend Steve’s virtue. Tony hates his life.*
avengers, humor, jibrailis, r, slash, steve/tony
After breaking up with his boyfriend, Stiles finds a wounded dog in the woods. Something about it reminds him of his ex, so he names it Derek. He doesn’t know exactly how fitting that name is.*
AT, derek/stiles, humor, ladylade, r, slash, teenwolf
