“Oh, for God’s sake, Jim,” McCoy said, every word dripping with exasperation, “this has to be the craziest thing I’ve ever heard, and that’s saying something when it’s coming from you!”*
Archive for the ‘humor’ Category
A Series of Ill-Conceived Experiments
Spock’s a mystery, and Jim’s the cat curiosity killed. Vulcan biology is weird.*
Dr. and Mrs. Princess Whitelaw
30 Jul 2010
AU, chris/zach, drama, fluff, future, humor, leupagus, nc17, rps, screamlet, slash, smut
Inspired by screamlet’s excellent First Date, after which leupagus hypothesized that Chris Pine was thisclose to giving it all up and going back to Berkeley to teach English literary theory. Screamlet, bless her heart, didn’t call the police.*
Wingman
Straight!Kirk is going to be gay!Spock’s wingman. No really. He insists.*
A Passage That Sings
The one where Chris has stupid glasses and a lot of paperbacks, Zach knows too much for his own good, there are at least two lap dances, and everybody wants to sleep with Dorothy Parker. “Quinto Mad Libs,” Cho says. “My date was: mean adjective, meaner adjective, devastating five-syllable mean adjective.”*
How to Dispose of a Mars
25 Jul 2010
future, gen, humor, learsdaughter, pg, stargateatlantis, stargatesg1, stargatesg1/stargateatlantis/veronicamars, veronicamars
“Elizabeth,” he said, aggrieved. “She calls me. At my house. When I refused to answer her questions, she hacked my Tivo and erased all my backlogged Simpsons episodes. She snuck off-world once disguised as an adolescent Jaffa. With her around, it’s impossible to keep any kind of secret. Frankly, she’s a menace.” Set after SGA’s [...]
Bitch, PLEASE
Chris muses a little, banters a lot with Zach on a Saturday morning.*
The Cleverness of Me
In which Kirk lives out a space romcom.*
Find Your Way Home
The one where Mama Allen finally steps in because really, the boys are just being silly.*
Hope Whispers “Try it one more time”
Kris moves in with Adam, Adam is as dumb as a stump and his gaydar is still broken.*