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Frosted Friends and Business Ventures

William owns a bakery in Chicago.*




The Clock On the Wall Has Been Stuck for Days

Ryan Ross is a college student working at a women’s clothing store. He lives with his roommate, Spencer Smith, another college student who works at a call center. One night, he has the mischance of falling, right into one Brendon Urie, a hairstylist from across the quad. Along with their mutual friend, Jon Walker from the card shop, a story of love ensues. Disclaimer: So not even true.*




A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Say Anything

“Well,” Pete’s mom says, one hand on her hip. She leans against the car window, peering in at Patrick. “At least you’re not twenty-eight.”* Sequel to A Little More Sixteen Candles.




Best Days

Gabe’s beach house was kind of amazing.* More in the Forever, Now ‘verse.*




The Lines You Amend

Everybody knows it sucks to grow up.* Post Forever, Now and Star Shaped.




The Negotiation Limerick File

Have you any funny stories behind the making of the album [pretty. odd.]? “We can’t… I mean…” “We can’t tell you any funny stories because we’d probably be killed.” – Jon and Ryan being interviewed by NME.com*




A Scenic World

Frank loves Gerard’s stupid faces and his ideas that make him wake Frank up in the middle of the night, but try as he might he can’t remember thinking back then ‘this dude is awesome; clearly I want to host a nature show with him.’*




Dance Upon the Waves

Brendon swears this is the last time he’s going to take treasure-hunting advice from a giant turtle.*




You Could

“We should have a beard growing contest,” says Brendon, snapping his fingers. A winter of school work would be unbearable. They need an extracurricular.*




Just One of the Girls

“Spence, I’m. Look, I’m going to prove this girl-thing to you, okay? I’m going to,” he held up his hands, “this is so brilliant, I’m going to become a girl.”*




Switch!

Spencer has a lot of good ideas. This is not one of them.*




I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like

Jared is a big gay celebrity gossip blogger. Jensen is the biggest straightest action star in Hollywood. Boysex ensues.*




A Word That Means “Home”

The third time Spencer comes home to find Brendon sat in the back garden with his feet in the pool, reading a soggy paperback and waiting for him, Spencer gives him a key to the house. “Didn’t you get that cut for Haley?” Ryan asks. Spencer just shrugs. “She’s not here that often anyway,” he says.*




Ryan Ross: Wedding Planner (What We Do Is Love)

Ryan plans weddings! Just not gay weddings. Ok, maybe just this once.*




Nobody Puts (Patrick Stump’s) Baby (Daddy) In a Corner

“I don’t know,” Patrick said anxiously, hesitating with his hand on the door handle. Through the glass window he could see people milling around inside the room, some settling themselves on the floor, others mingling and introducing each other.*




Office Tryst

Daniel and Sam plot revenge on Janet for spreading a rumor about them, but as always with our beloved SG-1, things don’t go as anticipated.*




The Nature of Best Friends

I can’t believe we’re actually sitting here, saying these things.*




Prodigal Son

Daniel discovers the joys of family life when Jack takes him home to the folks in Chicago for a little TLC, O’Neill style.*




Dinner of Herbs

“Better is a dinner of herbs where love is.” Maybe Jack and Daniel don’t get to have everything, but what they do have, they have together and for them, that’s pretty damn good.* Sequel to Prodigal Son and Passion Play.




Passion Play

Jack and Daniel let go of the difficulties of the past and choose to move on with their deepening relationship together.* Sequel to Prodigal Son.




Stealing Minnesota

One little white lie… and some home truths.*




Diversion

Jack and Daniel are forced to masquerade as lovers on a covert mission to infiltrate a Goa’uld pleasure palace. They find themselves living the role.*




Under a Haystack

Something really bad has happened and Sam has no idea how to fix it.*




A Cullen Family Christmas Carol

Carlisle striping, London Gay Bars, gingerbread puppet theatre, and lemons! Yes, it’s Christmas with the Cullen Family.*




These Are the Best Days of Our Life

High School AU. Alex doesn’t know why everyone at her high school wants Cash. Sure, she gets that he’s charming, if you like brash arseholes. And he’s not horrible looking, though those tattoos are in a class of their own.*




The Adventures of Gerard: Boy Princess of the Ocean and Frank the Italian Gentleman’s Son Who Loves Him

See title.




The Second Law of Panic at the Disco

Er, a while back we were goofing around with the Laws of Panic at the Disco and we came up with ten.*




Behind the Sea

“Heads up,” Gabe announces when he steps onto the bridge. “William saw an octopus.”*




Sublimation

Sequel to one of the other ones that isn’t Allotropy because that one is next.




Interstitial

He doesn’t know why this is happening.*




Freshman Orientation

Welcome to Metropolis University.*




The First Four Years

The prom theme has something to do with Paris. If Paris were a high school gym with a cover band.*




When the Subject is a Fraction

She left something behind.*




Gun, with Occasional Kangaroo: A Love Story

Frannie’s got a romance novel with a big strapping Mountie on the cover, shirt hanging open, hair blowing in the wind, you know the kind.*




The Lipstick Mafia

He’s covered in a thin coat of grime like a coal miner or a TV orphan.*




The Harmonics Arc

On a routine mission, something unexpected happens to Yohji… Now the rest of the Weiss members must deal with the possibility of losing a member, and Schuldig and Yohji find themselves too close for comfort.*




Clue

Doctor Daniel Jackson is in a head-on collision with a big, honkin’ clue bus.*




Bagglevarger’s Theory of Inversive Magic

After the first day, McKay had sniffed imperiously, chin tipped up, and told him that he wasn’t a complete idiot, and his shame would only be marginal if they were seen together outside of class. Instead of telling him to fuck off, John had grinned sardonically and drawled a mocking, “Thanks,” and McKay took that as the olive branch it wasn’t and bullied his way into John’s daily life.*




An Inexplicable Occurence of Tentacles

There are a lot of things John hates about his job. He hates the Wraith. He hates the Replicators. He hates losing people. He hates it when villagers who have only just worked their way up to inventing gunpowder shoot at his team. He hates turning into a giant scaly insect. (It hasn’t happened again–yet–but John is nothing if not a pessimist when it comes to turning into giant scaly insects.) But most of all, John hates debriefing Major Bryar’s gate team.*




Left My Heart

Post-Hogwarts. Auror Draco Malfoy has disappeared, and Harry Potter has been sent to find him.*




Gold Tinted Spectacles

Harry is about to enter his seventh year, and things are not quite what he expected. He is no longer the angry boy who watched his world fall apart at the end of his fifth year, but neither has he completely found his place yet. He is looking for something, and to his confusion, it seems to have something to do with Draco Malfoy.*




Trading Spaces

What do you call a cross between a Gryffindor and a Slytherin? A prefect! Don’t worry, it’s not ‘what would happen if he had been sorted into…’ Dumbledore works in mysterious ways as Voldemort grows in power and daring. Other than that? Shippyness, Snogging, Shagging, Snippy, and Snarky! Trust me, it’ll all make sense in a little while.*




Life Left Behind

Draco and Harry break up right before graduation. After Hogwarts, Draco disappears for reasons unknown and is found ten years later living in New York City as a muggle with an eight year old daughter.*




seven days of singer: day six

They finally go out on their first tour with an actual bus, and Cash is totally ruining it by acting way too strangely.*




I Give In, I Give Up

And so begins Alex’s Eternal Hatred and Disdain towards everything Cash Colligan.*




Signs Point to Yes

For the record, Brendon had no desire to go speed-dating at all.*




Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool

“So, I’m pretty sure she knocked me up before she left,” Brendon said conversationally.*




Finding Emo

Brendon is still missing his babies. Ryan Ross is a bitchy pregnant seahorse. And MikeyWay has run away to the Reef, and theh other must brave the unknown to rescue him. Drama! Angst! Less fish puns than the last one! More Mpreg, of sorts. Boys (and girls) as sea creatures.* Sequel to Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool.




(Snowmen Have) Nothing to Hide

In which Spencer is antisocial and hates Christmas, Ryan is in love, Jon is planning vacations, and Brendon doesn’t want to spend Christmas alone.*




Talks Like a Gentleman

Bored, small-town schoolteacher Ryan Ross meets Jon Walker, a man with a secret. Things ensue.*




Finding the Words to Say

Superpowers AU in which Ryan Ross can’t help reading people’s minds, Jon Walker absorbs energy (and usually controls it perfectly), Spencer Smith shoots ice from his hands and saves melting refreshments, and Brendon Urie sometimes bursts into flames.*




Go the Other Way

When Sam first suggested the cross-dressing, Dean thought he was joking.*




Green and Gamboge

Sam first notices the weird dinging noise in Paducah, and by the time they hit Kansas City, it’s a full-on clank and rattle, the car thumping rhythmically every time the engine turns over.*




In the Sirocco

Spencer was watching him.*




Comedy of Errors

A trip to Cascade results in confusion, illumination, and smiles all around.*




Measure for Measure

This picks up right where Comedy of Errors leaves off, which means the SGC need Jim and his guide, Blair.* Sequel to Comedy of Errors.




The Sentinel School

Sequel to A Gathering of Sentinel. A series of vignettes about the Sentinel school.*




Taming of the Shrew

Jim and Blair settle into their new jobs with the SGC but soon find themselves in a battle for Earth.* Sequel to Comedy of Errors and Measure for Measure.




Crusade in Jeans

Jack knew that stepping through the gate changed his life, but he didn’t think one more time would make that much of a difference; he was wrong. Now, Jack O’Neill, John Sheppard, and Rodney McKay are intertwined in an adventure of a lifetime, starting with how the hell to get back to being a grownup.*




Searching for Benton Fraser

In the course of an investigation, Ray comes across a big metal circle and winds up in Atlantis. Watch as he interacts amusingly with the locals! See the different worldviews clash!*




Balance

Something’s thrown everything out of balance. Trick is to fix it without screwing up, or maybe ending the world.*




Lets Never Discuss This Again

Sam/Dean, body swap, Jared’s apartment.*




Spencer Never Sees It Coming

Spencer doesn’t like Ryan’s new boyfriend very much.*




Inquisition

Why did the chicken cross the road?*




You’re Lovely to Me

A collection of one-shots.*




Maternal Instinct

Dr. Temperance Brennan can handle remains that are thousands of years old, but can she keep up with one small child?*




Mistake?

Dr. Temperance Brennan awoke with a splitting headache. And an arm around her.*




Unwell

The mighty Temperance Brennan was sick.*




What Happens In Vegas

After a successful case, Booth and Brennan have an evening free, and after all, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right?*




The School Days Series and the Holiday Series

Buffy goes to college. Guess who is in her class?*




A Natural Reaction to Rough-Housing

He made it to the bathroom and stood there learning heavily on the sink, staring at himself in the mirror. He didn’t look like a creepy sadist. But neither did Christian Bale, and that hadn’t ended well for anybody.*




The Dazzling Lances of Our Love

Frank wasn’t afraid of his emotions or anything. He laughed when he was happy and he yelled when he was mad. He said ‘I love you’ when it was true, and he hugged when he felt like it, and he still got all choked up when Gerard sang Cancer live and he didn’t care what anybody thought about it.*




Sparkle Motion

For the next week, Gerard woke up every morning to a new list of Worlds that Describe How Gerard is in Bed pinned on the fridge. It disappeared after one of them wrote ‘Sparkle Motion’ because, Bob explained to Gerard, they felt they’d nailed Gerard’s essence with that one.*




An Emergency of the Heart

Gerard is dreaming. He knows he’s dreaming, but that doesn’t mean he’s not enjoying himself.*




Conclusions

“Smokes,” Mikey reads aloud. “Likes dogs in case ever get one. Likes rock music. Likes loud rock music. Is interesting. Does not hog bathroom.” He looks at Frank over the top of his glasses. “Dude, it’s like you’re meant to be.”* Follows Absence Sort of Does Make the Heart and Worth It, both of which are linked at the top of the linked page.




Alive

Keith Mars doesn’t exist and Lilly is not dead.*




Alive – Redux

Keith Mars doesn’t exist and Lilly is not dead.*




The Carpe Felis Series

Nothing beats beating people at Crash, whether it be at pool, at drinking, or at life in general.*




The Escort

To keep up appearnaces, Max seeks assistance. Searching for a backdoor to feed his greed, Alec finds curious employment. Two people who want nothing to do with love find that when love wants something to do with them, they don’t stand a chance.*




A Week in the Life of Bob Bryar: Elementary School Janitor

Bob feels more like himself on Friday, so of course that’s when Ross sets his room on fire.*




Also Fond of Hats

Pete’s a music producer. Patrick’s a studio muscisian who needs a flatmate. Mikey Way’s an enabler.*




11 Reasons Why Patrick and Pete Moved In Together

Pete attempts to convince Patrick to move in together.*




One For Every Day of the Week

Monday’s child is fair of face.*




Keep It In Your Back Pocket

Most of the other penguins would roll their eyes at the little kid sliding happily over the ice and singing wordless songs at the top of his lungs, but Patrick didn’t care.*




Happily Ever After Below the Waist

Follows Isn’t It Messed Up (How I’m Just Dying to Be Him) and You’re the Only Place That Feels Like Home.




So, So Fucked

Pete accidentally “outs” himself and Patrick on Good Morning America. Only problem? They’re not gay. What now?*




Facts About Patrick Martin Stumph

Fact: If you can see Patrick Martin Stumph, he can see you. If you can’t see Patrick Martin Stumph, you may be only seconds away from death.*




Good God I Wish I Was Back In My Time

Andy creates a wormhole, Patrick from the past shows up, shenanigans ensue.*




Woman Like a Man

Pete wakes up feeling a little displaced in his own body.*




Sessions

Patrick is a studio musician. Peter is in a boyband. No, seriously.* I’ve linked to the most recently finished chapter. You may have to do a little investigating to find future chapters until I can get a link to the final chapter.




All I Want For Christmas

“I like that you’re expressing yourself with your camera phone in a way that doesn’t involve your genitals, but can you leave me out of it, please?”*




After the Boys of Summer Have Gone

Patrick stood clutching his guitar-case and duffle-bag, gazing blankly at the buildings trying to hide among the trees. Typical summer camp at its campiest, just like he always saw on TV; he made a face, turning to look at his mother’s worried expression.*




Telepathy Means Never Having Privacy When You’re Jerking Off

When counting down all the best parts of being a rock star, no one would really put ‘makes it easier to beat off’ on the list. Or at least Pete Wentz would have told you that, if you’d asked him yesterday.*




Gay Is Not a Synonym for Stump-Sexual

Pete isn’t quite sure what he thought was going to happen when he wrote G.I.N.A.S.F.S. but he definitely thought it would be more spectacular than this.*




Call It Enough

The trick with Patrick was knowing when to believe him.*




One Foot In Your Bedroom and One Foot Out the Door

Pete takes Patrick to Neverland; the re-telling of Peter Pan.*




I Wouldn’t Kiss That If I Were You

Once upon a time, in the middle of the night when the band had a rare night off on the road, Joe said, “Patrick. You gotta come over here.”*




Filthy Kings

The opening night of Angels and Kings is a lot more entertaining than Patrick expects.*




Later

And finally…* Sequel to Terms of Surrender. Final in the series.




No Exit

Life is what is made of it, even in the black, through missions gone awry, pranks and unexpected affections.*




The Boy In the Box

Simon doesn’t pick up River on Persephone. Instead HE is put in the cryo-chamber.*




Australia Beckoned Songs About Eucalyptus Written By Koalas

Brendon turns into a koala while on tour in Australia. Really. There’s not much else I can say after that.*




I Got You Babe

Two Heads Are (Sometimes) Better Than One: The Pete&Patrick Variety Show. VH1, Wednesdays, 9pm (ET) Four out of five stars.*




The Million Things We Never Were

Sometimes your suddenly sentient action figures need to teach you valuable life lessons. Just saying.*




Untitled Little Ficlet

Background: Marilyn Manson dissed MCR for wearing makeup? Frank handled it gracefully, we’re all going to pretend Gerard did not.*




Some Assembly Required

Pete reflects and remembers how they got here.*




Love and Mischief

When Strife interferes in a wedding, some very influential people are not pleased, and he is sentenced to work with Cupid to fix things. Strife finds himself growing closer and closer to the God of Love. Can Cupid help Strife overcome a dark incident in his past, and find love?*




Read My Mind

Everyone has psychic powers! But then things get confusing.*




Something Better

We all have to take jobs we don’t like sometimes, you know?*




The Grasshopper Unit

One of Mikey’s wacky inventions gets used by accident. Mayhem and toddlers ensue.* Sequel to the Negotiation Limerick File.




Anywhere You Let It Go

“Okay, this is what I’ve figured out so far. I’m stuck in some sort of hell that looks vaguely like a Sandra Bullock movie.”*




Man, I Feel Like a Woman

Dean finally gets his just desserts for his womanizing ways.*




There’s Gotta Be A Punchline In Here Somewhere

The boys switch bodies. Aaaand cue chaos.*




Bloodstones and Kisses

What exactly IS going on in that Salem church?* Sequel to Man, I Feel Like a Woman.




Paradigm Shift

Future-fic, about 10 years into the future.*




Radical Feminism

Dean turns into a girl. Sam has… issues.*




Palatine

It’s not like he means for it to happen. Seriously.*




Lex, You’re Very Naked

Clark finds Lex naked.*




Deep Throat

Clark has it all figured out. Really.*




Mouse: A Definition

An alien Clark reached adulthood. Lex has mice.*




The Lionel In Winter

“The plane!”*




The Games Series

A hot summer’s day and a wet Clark prove to be more than Lex can handle.*




Chupa Chup

What do you do with a drunken Lex?*




Subtext

Clark takes Lex to the movies.*




Omiai

A long story about Froot Loops, celery salt, dorkdom, and — oh yeah — marriage.*




The Wedding of Martha’s Son

Sequel to The Courtship of Martha’s Son.




Not a Word

When Jared can’t speak, he and Jensen have to figure out new ways to communicate.*




Babyverse

“Just to be clear: there are no ASSBABIES in this babyverse.”*




The One With the Kid (For Lack of a Title)

The thing about orphans is the emo.* I’m not even freaking kidding you. This is awesome and perfectly and utterly flipping hilarious.




Ten Simple Rules

Dean only has ten simple rules when it comes to anyone dating his daughter.*




Popcorn, Jr. Mints, and Rodney McKay

Rodney claimed he would have figured it out eventually, that he was a genius, and it was only a matter of time and – if case John hadn’t noticed – he’d been a little busy saving Atlantis from imminent doom of one sort or another, so excuse the hell out of him if he wasn’t actually aware that the head of Atlantis’s military was pining away with big gay love for him.*




The World According to Rover

Enemies, green beans, oatmeal, and a cart. Really.*




Sex Ed

“I think this is the part where Carson gets a banana,” Rodney offered. “Do we have anything that looks like a banana?”*




From Debris

In which laundry is dealth with, Pi is harped on, and Rodney panics.*




Adaptations

Doctor Rodney McKay might be the most intelligent man in two galaxies, capable of saving Atlantis and all who live in her a dozen times a week (before and after coffee, even, although the first means nobody wants to get close enough to give him any help), but some things still evade him.*




Weapons of Some Distruction

“At least it wasn’t a Russian mail order bride.”* Set during those mostly-missing six weeks on Earth in episode 3×10 – The Return Part 1.




I’m With Genius

“All I’m saying,” Rodney complained, and John heard him take the flashlight out of his mouth so he could pronounce consonants, “is that you could have tried a little harder to resist Princess Sparkleberry over there.”*




Ordinary Life

“So, uh,” Wharton said, with a little nervous cough. “You’re not so much his mathmetician as you are his ‘mathmetician’.”*




Academic

“Oh, and by the way, Dr. McKay?” Cadman added. “The English department? Loves your listing on GaySugarDaddy.com.”*




Campfire Law

The summer before college, Rodney the camp counselor meets John the lifeguard at Camp Atlantis. Homesick kids, campfires, and Scooby Doo Mysteries ensue.*




Rules of Engagement

Apparently, he was going to marry Rodney McKay.*




Beauty In the Eye of the Beholder

Who says all love is blind?*




I Don’t Wanna Be In Love

A not so stupid person once said that hope was radical. What does that say about romance?*




Ray and His Thinking/Feeling/Wanting Cock

A while back somebody somewhere was bitching about sentient cocks in fanfic. And, for some reason, that made me want to write about Ray Kowalski’s sentient cock, or, failing that, just write a story where I talked about his cock a lot.*




Freaky Tuesday

Prompt: bodyswap!*




Give or Take the Subject or the Verb

Dean and Sam have to explore their feelings in order to solve the case.*




Childish Things

Dean’s little brother is suddenly kinda… little.*




Zelenka’s Still

“General O’Neill never said anything about mad Czech scientists blowing up stills,” he said conversationally. This is easily the funniest thing ever. This always makes me feel better.*




Alone In Your Mind

Carson Beckett encounters a piece of Ancient technology which changes his life in more ways than one.*




In the Jumper Bay

Just to be clear from the very start: I take no responsibility for this whatsoever. It is all Luthien’s fault. She it was who pimped SGA to me tirelessly until I succumbed, and she it was who directly prompted this, this – whatever it is. (author’s note)*




Life at the North Pole

“This,” Rodney said with a finger-pokey gesture and a sneer mostly hidden in the depths of his parka, “is all your fault.”*




Rubber Ducky (You’re the One)

Turning into a bright red rubber duck isn’t top on Dean’s list of “Oh Shit, I Would Give Anything For This Not to Have Happened” Things, but it’s definitely number two. Well, okay, maybe number three.*




I Put a Spell On You (Because You’re Mine)

Sam wakes up at 5:08 AM to a weird tapping against his back. He blinks slowly at the numbers on the alarm clock and tries to add up in his head how much longer he has to sleep. The alarm is set to go off at seven, and Sam thinks that one hour and fifty-two minutes more shuteye would be perfect if Dean will quit tapping or poking or whatever the fuck he’s doing to him.*




If It Wasn’t For You Meddling Kids

Jared is one of the leads of the new TV show Supernatural, but under the cover of darkness he is Shadow, a costumed superhero in dark blue spadex who prowls the streets fighting crime and saving people. The move to Vancourver means dealing with an entirely new city to patrol, Mike and Tom’s ridiculous excuse for a two-man superhero team, and the mysterious man in black on a motorcycle who’s following Shadow on his patrols and keeping Jared up nights.*




Once Upon a Furry Octopus

He was an intelligent, intuitive pet, but he wasn’t going to start sniffing out ZPMs or hidden Ancient weaponry or detailed instructions on how to kill a Wraith with a common household item. A pen, for instance.*




The R Word

Children are going missing, and Detective Sheppard’s first suspect is the solitary musician living on the edge of the swamp.*




A Farm In Iowa

John inherits a farm, Rodney ends up entirely out of his element, and there is much ado about baseball.* First in the series.




General & Dr. Sheppard

An accident with Ancient technology sucks a John and Rodney from an alternate universe onto Atlantis – and they have very different ideas about sex, marriage, and relationships.* Link goes to first chapter. To view the rest, go to the first page of the journal.




The Universe Is Not Enough

“But… but why would Canada need spies? It’s one of our major allies,” John insisted. “It- you haven’t even fully broken ties with Britain, you’re hardly a major player in international politics, your army is like, three mounties and a wolf…”*




Bluffing

When the boys tease Sheppard about McKay’s sexuality, Sheppard begins to question his own feelings while avoiding McKay, until an accident off-world forces a confrontation.*




And Then There Was Finn (A Farm In Iowa Story)

Picks up where “A Farm In Iowa” left off – Rodney makes his move, John finds Star Wars a hell of a lot more taxing than he’d ever imagined, and Katie Brown throws a curveball, just to keep things interesting.* Second in the Fram In Iowa series.




A Wee Sabatical

There is much freaking. Scroll a bit for this one… It fits… someplace in the A Farm In Iowa series after And Then There Was Finn.*




An Introduction to the Characters of Finite Groups

In which Radek Zalenka tackles crises, both immediate and at one remove.*




The Geek’s and Goon’s Guides

Big spider. Slash. Lemon bars. Everyone almost dies… don’t you love it?*




Absurdity Theory

Rodney rolled his eyes. “It wasn’t that offensive. If your scientists were worth anything, they’d have thicker hides than that!” “Besides, was perfectly valid criticism,” Zelenka added. John held up the recorder again, and pressed play. “Quack quack quack,” it said, in Rodney’s voice. “Quack honk quack quack honk honk!”*




Sex With Your Drugged Team Leader: Is It Really Such a Bad Idea?

“If I could not kill him without bloodshed,” said Teyla, emerging from the tent with a pleased smile on her face, “I would not be worthy of my people.” “You didn’t kill him, right?” Sheppard asked, straight-faced. Teyla inclined her head to him, but said nothing. Not looking at each other, Rodney and Sheppard shuffled a little closer together.*




It’s Almost Halloween

“I think,” said Brendon, “that something’s wrong.”*




Tell Us a Story

It’s the end of the world as these kids know it, and Gabe Saporta is throwing a party.*




Five Firsts Spencer Has With Brendon

In which there is broken glass, a sick drummer, a story, a festival, and a song.*




More Like Netter’s Anatomy

Hospital AU.




An Inch From the Ground

‘Later, later, soon,” becomes a whole lot later and not so much soon.* A sequel to Hey Gravity! or at least a continuation of sorts.




Fierce

Fashion world AU. All our favorite boys have jobs in the world of fashion.*




Fierce Outtake

Fashion world AU. All our favorite boys have jobs in the fashion world. An outtake from a much larger verse.*




Mostly Products Created By Nature

Bob Bryar is not dreamy. Bob Bryar looks like the kind of guy who could fuck you up in a back alley, but doesn’t care enough about you to actually do it. Greta has had the most inconvenient crush on Bob Bryar since freshman year.*




Frank Iero, Personal Assistant of How Madonna Saved the Day

Frank used to live a perfectly normal life in New Jersey with his babbo, sister Anny and nephew Matthew; but everything changed the day he started working at Mode. This is the story of an ordinary day at the office.*




The Perfect Man

Joe refuses to be charmed. Joe’s neighbor is some sort of drunkard or druggie, okay, and he smells like wood varnish and burnt hair and Joe really, really hopes he doesn’t have an explosive meth lab set up in his garage.*




Dress Up

Squall battles some insecurities about Irvine.*




Just Can’t Get Enough

College life can be stressful. Luckily, Frank has plans.*




Intermission

They have five days before they fly to Europe.*




What Comes Around

Spencer has some issues with Jon, but he’s too busy to worry about them because people are trying to kill his band.* Follows the Negotiation Limerick File and The Grasshopper Unit.




Rest Stop

Frank’s life is a hodgepodge of hits and misses, but he is actually pretty content with where he is at the moment.*




Mike Marker

Okay, okay. Christ. So these rock stars came in when the storm hit, they got a couple of rooms, the end.* Sequel to Rest Stop.




Like Bacon and Axel Grease

Ray is getting ready for the clueless Olympics.*




Five Times Spencer Refused to Shave

He has about eight minutes left. This is also, coincidentally, how long Brendon has left to live if he does not return Spencer’s aftershave.*




He Ain’t No Prince

They get stuck in fucked up situations all the time. Second in the Ordeals Verse.




Enthalpy

Dimensions splintered out in countless permutations, Frank knew this.* Companion to Solvation.




The Sweet Spot

“Responsibility” should be Spencer Smith’s middle name (except it’s James). After all, not many people would sacrifice their lives to run the family bakery and raise their twin sisters. But now the girls are grown, and Spencer has to learn to put his own needs first! And Brendon, the Sweet Spot’s newest regular, might just be what Spencer’s looking for. But will Brendon’s past get in the way of their present?*




Green or Yellow

“Iceland?” Spencer asked.*




A Nice Day to Start Again

As a favor, Sam and Dean pick up on a job where Bobby’s left off. Only, the spirit the Winchester boys are attempting to usher to the other side is making things more complicated than they’re supposed to be. First in the Ordeals verse.*




How the West Was Won (Any Where It Got Us)

Sequel to How the West Was Won.*




How the West Was Won

Spencer really wishes that “sorry, I had to slay this vampire” was an excuse he could actually use for not having finished his homework. It’s not like it’s not true.* (AU in which the Panic boys are still in high school, and Spencer finds out he’s destined to be a Slayer, a la the Buffy verse.)




Back to Where You Are

People don’t just turn into cats. Except when they do.*




Sided

Two Gerard’s are always better than one.*




Spencer Smith Park

“Look, Spencer, look!” Spencer, who had been trying to read that issue of Kerrang he’d had stuffed in his bunk for the past four months but never had the time to get to, dodged Brendon’s probing hands with practiced ease. “No, Brendon.”*




There’s Only You In My Suitcase Heart

The AU where Panic is a wedding band called The First Wives Club. Brendon named them. It’s okay though; Pete’s wedding band is called Lloyd Dobler’s Boombox, but only because it kind of stuck.*




And Weather in the Heart Alike

The first time Bob ever sees Trish, he can’t actually see her at first. He’s twenty, home from school for Thanksgiving, and his buddy Kyle drags him out to a club to see some band that sucks.*




Five Tired Boys and a Broken Down Manager

Ten things Brian Schechter learned while babysitting My Chemical Romance.*




Hey Mr. DJ

The late night DJ AU.*




Regressed

In which Bob turns into a three-year-old and Mikey loses his shit.*




The Blind Leading the Bands

For two boys who aren’t even dating, there’s an awful lot of drama going down.*




Day Job, or, The Ridiculous Grocery AU In Which Frank Works in the Deli, Pines for Gerard, The Hot Checkout Boy, And Is Advised By Many to Forget About It

Frank knows that keeping a job you hate just because it happens to involve hot people is a really bad idea, but he’s always kind of liked bad ideas.*




Tie Your Monster Down

Spy AU, you knew it was coming.*




Close Your Eyes and Drive

Spencer and Brendon go on a road trip.*




As Long As It Matters

Frank doesn’t fuck his friends. Really, he doesn’t.*




The Making of Axe: The Horror of Man

Special Collector’s edition of Axe: The Horror of Man, complete with new techniques to master and a special making-of documentary! Or something. The Game Designers AU.




Economies of Scale

Brendon and Spencer meet each other in a first year philosophy class that they are taking as an outside elective. They both sit in the front row.*




Pink for a Reason

Brendon and Haley are the biggest gossips on tour, best known for their stealthy, ninja-like song-writing abilities.* Sequel to The Best Thing Since Ducks.




I’m Sorry I Can’t Help Asking It

“So,” Spencer says, and they all stare at him. “Pete’ll be in touch.”*




The Best Thing Since Ducks

Brendon really loves his band. Unfortunately, they all have amazing, hot boyfriends.*




Wake Up and Notice You’re Someone You’re Not

Patrick and Frank switch bodies. Wackiness ensues.*




Chromatography and Spectrometry

chemistry lab partners AU. I know what you’re thinking: “why would you do that?!” i don’t know dudes. but see? I write cheesy happy stuff sometimes too!*




Life on the Rumor Scene

There are some days when Frank sits around his apartment for hours, wandering from the kitchen to the dining area to the bedroom to the bathroom in nothing but his pajamas, and just regrets.*




Of Clowns and Kings

Gerard has decided that Frank deserves a circus. Everybody, including all of FOB and PATD, get involved.*




Sub Rosa {sealed with a secret}

In which Bob owns a tattoo shop and the rest of the MCR boys work for him. Frank is the new guy, and Gerard is in so much trouble. PatD boys also make an appearance.*




Singalong

Look, Spencer would only admit it to Ryan, and even then only late at night when it was just the two of them, shoulders brushing in the dark, but Patrick Stump humming his song? Really fucking awesome.*




Girlpants & Boycrushes (or: I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy and All I Got Were Some Buzznet Photos and a Vegas Show Shoutout)

Like everything, it starts in Vegas.*




Pavlov’s Dog

It’s during one of their coveted hotel nights that Frank finally has enough. Gerard’s wearing his stupid skeleton pajamas, the ones Frank liked until they started to smell like the inside of his high school gym locker. Gerard’s hair is brushing his face in greasy clumps that make Frank’s own skin itch in sympathy.*




An Inexplicable Continuance

Follows I Find You Alluring.




Songs About Vikings

The fifth time Brendon jerks off to a guy, he calls up Shane and says, “Spencer Smith’s beard made me gay.”*




Supersaturation

Rodney is sort of angered beyond all possible comprehension at the new batch of scientists.*




Allotropy

Follows Sublimation. Alex is totally afraid of aliens.*




The World May Never Know

“It takes three licks, dude,” Joe says, and Brendon nods, says, “Duh,” because he’s a freaking wise owl, he knows these things.*




The First Rule of Broom-Wielding

Was Patrick the one squeezing bloated cows?*




In Which Gerard is a Quirky College Professor and Frank is the Best TA Ever

The beginning of the semester always gets Frank jittery, but in a good way. It’s one of those times when everything seems new and possible, and the stress of exams and term papers seems a lifetime away.*




He Did It With Shoes

Spencer’s Mom really kind of loves Bob. Follows Girl!Spencer. Wait, what?*




How Many Licks

Spencer’s not quite sure what Brendon is doing, but he thinks it could be considered flirting.*




Hey Gravity!

It’s not like it actually changes that much. Spencer is still his friend and his bandmate and his Guitar Hero sidekick and his main rival for apple juice in the morning. It’s just now Brendon is aware that Spencer is made up of squares and smooth circles and he wants to fucking touch them.*




Girl!Spencer is For. The. Fucking. Win.

It’s all Pete Wentz’s fault, the t-shirts.*




Goodbye Blues Trilogy

“I hate Valentine’s Day,” Patrick says while tearing into the Taco Bell bag the runner brought to the studio for lunch. He extracts a handful of packets and tries to decide what level of hot sauce he wants, choosing the hottest. He’ll go for broke; perhaps the sauce will burn away the sour taste brought upon by thoughts of Valentine’s Day.*




(Not) The Boy Next Door

Stepping off the bus is like landing in a different world.*




Football Is the Gayest Profession (And I, Dear Madam, Am a Professional)

Bandom high school AU.




New Kid Makes a Rule

Joe Trohman doesn’t like dudes. He shouldn’t even have to say it. It’s implied in his name, like an invisible footnote or something.*




Hear Me Out

It’s not so much the turning into a girl that’s a problem; that’s happened before. It’s the fact that Frank doesn’t turn back.*




Farmer’s Market Verse

You may have to search around a little bit. There isn’t really a master page for this fic.




As Good As It Gets

Frank’s a rock star. Gerard’s a bodyguard hired to protect him. Together they fight crime. Shenanigans ensue.*




Burn Baby Burn

In which there are more than three movie references, and Spencer and Bob swap bodies.*




I Find You Alluring

It was the best game William had ever conceived, and to be sure, William had conceived of many good games. But Steal-Everyone’s-Phones-And-Make-Inappropriate-Calls Game was both a great time waster and a time of wasted greatness. Oh yes.*




It Depends on Whose Doorway You Walk Through

Brendon shifts his weight from foot to foot, and tries to keep his expression casually disinterested as he scans the bulletin board outside of the student activities office.*




Life Is a Banquet (And Some Poor Suckers Are Starving to Death)

Fucking redcaps.*




The Samcakes Verse

Sam and Dean tried to bake the impossible cake.* I know, seriously, I know. But this series is somehow charming and funny and sweet. Dean might be out of character, but the character he is in is a good one. Different but good.




May You Live In Interesting Times

Jensen’s hit by a curse when giving Sam and Dean a helping hand with a case. His life instantly turns… interesting and it really wasn’t all that dull to begin with.*




Of the Teacher and the Superstar

In which Jensen is a school teacher, Jared is a TV star, and the rest of the gang fill out random positions around them.*




A Little Superstitious Now

The thing about spells was that they rarely worked in real life like they did on TV or in the movies.*




It’s Pronounced Husband and Husband

Jared Padalecki is arranged to marry Jensen Ackles. No matter how hot the guy is, he’s not keen on the idea. Nope.*




Damn the Man

Empire Records, open til midnight.*




A Yarn

One day Sam found a pair of socks in his duffle bag.*




The Flower Gleams

Sam isn’t the only one with powers. Unfortunately for Dean, his mystical ability to grow flowers doesn’t have the same awe-inspiring effect.*




Untitled

Jensen isn’t such a huge fan of Canada.*




Celebrity Sex Tape (Everyone’s Got to Have One)

Jared and Jensen make a sex tape.*




To the Beat of Our Noisy Hearts

Jared is a DJ at the South Texas University radio station. Jensen is a grad student with a thing for the sophomore DJ. Things happen.* Will return soon.




Real Men Do It In Drag

Dean never thought he would enter a beauty pageant; Sam never thought he would see his brother in a dress. There’s a first time for everything, right?*




Can’t Point the Way to Your Heart

AU in the vein of movies like Hitch – Jensen’s an unofficial advice guru, and Jared’s his latest project. Except while Jensen’s supposed to be helping Jared end up with the woman of his dreams, he falls for him instead.*




Miss(ter) Congeniality

So they’re not called pageants, they’re called “scholarship programs.”*




Keep Our Minds on the Sum of Each Other

It all goes quiet very suddenly.*




The Seven Shirts of Jared Padalecki

Jared’s lack of fashion sense just might finally drive Jensen one of these days…*




Man’s Best Friend

Jensen gets turned into a dog. Things… happen.*




Epicurious

Based loosely (VERY loosely) on the Friends episode “The One With the Stoned Guy” with Jensen as the neurotic chef and Jared as the stoned restauranteur.*




Family Affairs

A misunderstanding leads to Jensen adopting the role of fiancĂ© to the currently comatose Jeff Padalecki – Jensen`s unrequited crush. While Jeff`s family welcomes their newest “addition” with open arms, it`s Jeff`s brother Jared who really turns Jensen`s world upside-down.*




Spin the Light to Gold

It’s Jared’s first summer as a junior counselor at an idyllic summer camp, and he’s looking forward to as much sun and fun as he can handle. But things don’t turn out exactly as he plans, and his summer takes an interesting turn when he finds himself falling for a hot older counselor. Featuring Chad, crafts, hordes of kids, and all the summer camp cliches imaginable.




Prankwar 2008

They prank because they love. Including: Jared in a kilt, Jared playing Ruby, and surprise seaweed.*




Caught In a Spin

Jared and Jensen are best friends in high school fighting feelings for each other, school work, team sports, and most of all the required ballroom dancing unit.*




Jensen’s Not So Secret Crush

Jensen’s got a secret crush, only it doesn’t stay secret and crack happens.*




Hot Like This

“When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the icebox.” Sequel to Jensen’s Not So Secret Crush.




Can’t Just Walk Away

There are car problems and hilarity ensues.*




As Long As You Smile

Jensen would not wear bandanas on his head, so Jared makes him a gay beauty queen.* Remake of Miss Congeniality.




Little Red Hoodie Sam

Um, cracked version of Little Red Riding Hood.




Stuck On Delete

Jared’s in a punk band and Jensen’s a rudeboy. This is what happens when they go on tour together.*




What Kind of Day Has It Been

Dean thinks this is the strangest job they’ve ever worked.*




All About the Benjamins

Brendon used to be sure that Bank of America was the most fucked up place he’d ever work in his entire life. Now? Now he’s three days into a position at First Star Savings Bank that’s further out in the country and further separated from reality.*




Laugh, I Nearly Died

A special song follows the Winchesters through time.*




Belling the Tiger

Dean just isn’t himself lately…*




Seventy-six Trombones Played Gloria Gaynor

Sam braced for impact as six foot five of Franklin Moore, all time leading scorer in the Pacific Coast Conference, MBA Stanford Business, and the 2006 Volunteer Coordinator for San Francisco’s Gay Pride Parade, flung himself into his arms. Rocked back on his heels, he accepted the hug, blocked the grope, and said: “How’s it going, Frank?”




Pretty Much a Sex God

Wedding Planner AU prequel. Jon and Spencer’s first date zomg.*




Any Ordinary Stranger

Bandboys with superpowers! Sort of…*