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Double Take

the archivist — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 06:00:51 +0000

Harvey keeps just-missing Mike at the Pearson Hardman costume ball, but he HAS met Mike’s date, the gorgeous Rose Selavy.*

Ray Person’s Big Gay World series

the archivist — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 06:00:38 +0000

It’s around when Ray wants to hold Walt’s hand like a goddamn teenage girl with stars in her eyes and wet panties that he starts to worry.* I LOVED this.

Husband-Revealing Magical Lemonade (or, How Kris Learned to Keep Calm and Just Go With It)

the archivist — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 06:00:44 +0000

If I’d known I was following some Middle Ages husband-finding potion I totally wouldn’t have listened to it!*

A Gentleman’s Guide to Suits, Ties, and (White) Collars

the archivist — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 06:00:00 +0000

Harvey visits his good friend Peter at work, takes one look at Neal, and decides he wants one; that afternoon he hires Mike Ross. But when Mike ends up being more than a fling and tells Harvey he wants Peter and Neal to be as happy as they are, Harvey Specter somehow finds himself in the position of matchmaker at the world’s craziest crossover dinner party.*

Madison Avenue

the archivist — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 06:00:46 +0000

Harvey didn’t want to be profiled in a magazine as one of New York’s most eligible bachelors. Nobody even knew Mike had been.*

Fractures

the archivist — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 06:00:43 +0000

“So I was thinking. This isn’t exactly my usual game, homes. And, uh—shit, I can’t believe I’m using this stupid fucking phrase,” Ray still looks uncomfortable and flushed, but he laughs, not the fucking sardonic laugh that filled the Humvee daily during their road trip in Iraq, but a rarer, honest laugh—”I’m actually going to have to take it slow. Reel the fish in.”

The Third Wheel

the archivist — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 06:00:07 +0000

Arthur is the third wheel in his own relationship. Part 2.* Sequel to Three’s a Crowd.