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It Will Come Back to You

the archivist — Sun, 20 May 2012 06:00:48 +0000

After breaking up with his boyfriend, Stiles finds a wounded dog in the woods. Something about it reminds him of his ex, so he names it Derek. He doesn’t know exactly how fitting that name is.*

Mr. July

the archivist — Sun, 20 May 2012 06:00:22 +0000

Tony is the only one who can defend Steve’s virtue. Tony hates his life.*

Sidekick

the archivist — Tue, 15 May 2012 06:00:02 +0000

Harvey Specter wasn’t the rich renegade badass that plucked Mike from his potential life of crime.

Tony Stark was.*

Slow Burn

the archivist — Sat, 05 May 2012 06:00:51 +0000

Derek takes the pack on a vacation weekend to a beach, where they share a house. Derek and Stiles are forced to share a room after Allison and Scott claim one room, and Lydia claims another for her and Jackson. This leads the two towards bonding and more.*

The Awkward Life and Times of Mike Ross (Fool’s Gold)

the archivist — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 06:00:00 +0000

Written for the prompt: Mike sees Harvey naked, just once, just for a second. He means to forget the image — he really does — but with his memory, it sticks in his mind as clear as if he took a hi-def photo, blew it up and framed it in his bedroom. The image pops into his head at inopportune times (the more inopportune, the better). And then, after some confused nights of (accidentally, completely accidentally, he swears) masturbating to it, Mike realizes he doesn’t exactly mind the mental image.*

Mind-Control Is the Only Explanation

the archivist — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 06:00:53 +0000

[High School AU] People sometimes wonder aloud why Mike and Harvey are friends, since, you know, Mike’s kind of scrawny and more than a little geeky and has a tendency to run his mouth off without thinking about what comes out of it, and Harvey is really just as geeky but is considerably better at hiding it, and he’s a grade above Mike and has an inexplicable ability to stare people into submission that is vaguely unsettling in a seventeen-year-old.*

Happiness Is a Warm Tazer

the archivist — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 06:00:23 +0000

Jane and Darcy are being moved to New York to work at S.H.I.E.L.D. It’s a whirlwind of a summer and Darcy doesn’t even have her iPod back, but not for lack of trying.*