Kris moves in with Adam, Adam is as dumb as a stump and his gaydar is still broken.*
Archive for the ‘humor’ Category
Maine ‘verse
Eliot listened to the now familiar sounds of his colleagues footsteps and the muffled thud of his own sturdy, rubber soled boots, which stopped, seemingly of their own volition.*
The Wrapped Around Your Finger Job
Someone from Eliot’s past shows up, and if Alec doesn’t stop flirting with her, Eliot is going to kill him.*
The Odd Jobs Series
10 Jul 2010
betty, eliot/hardison/parker, emeraldwoman, hardison/parker, het, humor, leverage, nc17, slash, threesome
Parker recruits Eliot for a side job. Comedy and horror ensue.*
The Truth Is Sexy
“Now listen. I know you don’t think of yourself as a famous person, but news flash, non-famous people don’t get invited to things by Lady Gaga, so do me a favor and pretend you’re a normal celebrity, just for tonight, okay?” from a prompt at aianonlovefest.*
Making Whoopi
Mpreg fics are awesome, but not necessary here (though loved). basically, Kirk and Spock are having sexytimes and it could even be somewhere totally private, but then their kid (who’s old enough to know that, y’know, it’s not normal that part of father is in daddy) catches them and freaks out.*
One Shots
Particularly chapters 1, 11, 13, and 16. Because there is not enough genius!Kirk. An angry priestess (or whatever cliche’d aggrieved Kirksex-victim) completely strips Kirk of all his sexual impulses. Suddenly Kirk is super-genius smart and nice and sensitive and not-an-ass and the crew has much rejoicing. Then Kirk in his disgustingly genius smartyness starts stepping [...]
But What About Spock?
Mm-kay. We’ve all seen how Spock Prime’s pacifism goes out the window when his Kirk was in danger and he gets all, SHOOT IT, SHOOT IT, KILL IT, KILL IT — YOU’RE NOT SHOOTING IT FAST ENOUGH! OH, FUCK, EVERYBODY, THROW ROCKS AT THE JIM THREATENER!* Read the prompt. BEST.EVER.
Five Times vs One Time Kirk
The translators aren’t working, and apparently this is the one language that Uhura never learned, and it’s a recently spacefaring civilization, so it’s not related to anything she does know. They’re also yelling really, really loud.*
Smart!Kirk
So everyone knows Kirk’s a genius, right? Well, knowing and believing are two different things. And that pisses off the crew, who wouldn’t be alive without Kirk’s brand of intelligence and they love him, trouble magnet that he is and all. Kirk, of course, finds it pragmatic if other people don’t believe it (he likes [...]