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Catch Your Voice

Clint keeps telling himself he’s not obsessed with Coulson. From the way Natasha keeps laughing at him, she’s not buying it either. But it’s only a crush if you know what the other guy actually looks like, right?

Girl in the War

Who says you can’t fight evil and be pretty? A Girl!Harry AU, starting with Rose Potter’s first year at Hogwarts.

Series || Snape’s Daughter

On Harry’s sixteenth birthday, a potion wears off.

Series || Lucky Now

Darcy Lewis is not, exactly, who she says she is. Yes, she was a Culver student before the Thor incident, but before that she was a CalTech graduate who’d been home-schooled since the age of 5 by her father’s AI.

Apocalypse Week

Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that’s how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there’s a possibility he’s made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress

The Least of All Possible Mistakes

If ever a people deserved tasering, it’s Holmeses.* This is the best thing that ever happened.

MARRY FUCK KILL

The ladies of SHIELD play a mass game of MARRY FUCK KILL, Avengers edition. Wherein everyone marries Steve, kills Tony, Jane betrays science and Darcy hypothetically turns Thor into a llama.

Enterprise High

A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities.* Oh my god, best thing ever.

NINJA

“We are your losers, your loud weirdoes, your science stars, your shy, retiring band geeks,” Kevin thinks, and sets off for the stage.*

The Magic Friend Band

The totally true story of how Spencer Smith joined Patrick & Brendon’s Magic Friend Band.*

The Making of Axe: The Horror of Man

Special Collector’s edition of Axe: The Horror of Man, complete with new techniques to master and a special making-of documentary! Or something. The Game Designers AU.

Absurdity Theory

Rodney rolled his eyes. “It wasn’t that offensive. If your scientists were worth anything, they’d have thicker hides than that!” “Besides, was perfectly valid criticism,” Zelenka added. John held up the recorder again, and pressed play. “Quack quack quack,” it

Green and Gamboge

Sam first notices the weird dinging noise in Paducah, and by the time they hit Kansas City, it’s a full-on clank and rattle, the car thumping rhythmically every time the engine turns over.*

Left My Heart

Post-Hogwarts. Auror Draco Malfoy has disappeared, and Harry Potter has been sent to find him.*

All I Need Is a Fraction of Your Happy Heart

Sid, in a masterstroke of rebellion, leaves the NHL draft and gets signed by Metallurg Magnitogorsk. Things don’t really go as he thought they would, but it’s an enjoyable ride.

The Negotiation Limerick File

Have you any funny stories behind the making of the album [pretty. odd.]? “We can’t… I mean…” “We can’t tell you any funny stories because we’d probably be killed.” – Jon and Ryan being interviewed by NME.com*

Werewolf Love Songs, Vol. 1

Peter decides to use the power of Barry Manilow’s music to make Stiles and Derek fall in love. Meanwhile, there are monsters and stuff, and Stiles and Derek are stupid.

I Take My Chances

Darcy Lewis co-owns Green Thumb plant nursery with her grandmother. When the nursery is threatened by bad guys, there’s only one thing to do: Call in the guys with a plan. No, not those guys. The other guys. The Avengers

Bring It If You Really Want It

It starts like this: Well, okay, Patrick has no idea how it actually starts. But as pertains to him (in other words, the important part), it goes a little something like so: America, being a nation composed in large part

White Picket Fences

Eames sleeps deeply for a few glorious hours, sated from the slow, but passionate, roll in the hay with Arthur. They hadn’t wanted to wake the children, and they were both utterly exhausted from the previous day’s chaos, but they

Dude, Where’s the Stanley Cup?!

Johnny lands in Saskatoon at noon, and is shocked to see Kaner hovering furtively at Johnny’s gate exit. He’s wearing a baggy gray hoodie and obnoxiously huge sunglasses and he doesn’t look like he’s showered in at least three days.

The Mating Dance of Wolf and Fox

In which Moneypenny despairs of her boys, no one in MI6 is the least bit sane, Bond complains to HR about MI6’s workplace policies, Q insists that he is not a fainting maiden, and he might have to sleep with

Old Time Romance for the New Millenium

Steve writes letters (among other things), Tony gets over his breakup with Pepper, JARVIS keeps secrets and Gary Busey does not appreciate living down the road from Tony Stark.

Love’s a Battlefield (and the Navy Did Not Train Steve for This Shit)

The Kalakaua-Kelly clan have gotten it into their heads that they need to matchmake Steve. Out of desperation, Steve makes up a boyfriend named Danny. It doesn’t quite go according to plan. (SHE STORMS THROUGH THE DOORS LIKE THEY ARE

Series || Blake’s Corollary

Done for tdkr-kink prompt. If there are any two men less likely to share their toys than Bane and Bruce, John doesn’t want to meet them. Also? John is not a toy, goddammit.

Cool Beans, Bro

Your typical coffeeshop AU, full of pining, boys and their feelings, a hold-up, Shawzy (as a girl) being badass, Segs being promiscuous, and Kaner and Johnny being helplessly fond of each other.

Runs In the Family

It just figures, Alex thought sourly, watching the rain pelt down across the windshield of Hank’s car. Six months trying to chat the guy up, and he only actually notices when it’s a crisis? Fuck my life.

You Were There and So Was I

For their tenth birthday, Stiles had gotten Allison a mug from a kiosk at the mall with AREN’T YOU GLAD WE EVOLVED OUT OF NEIGHBORING CELLS on one side and a picture from their school trip to the zoo, the