“Admit it,” Brendon said, leaning close and purring in Ryan’s ear, “I’m pretty much the girl of your dreams.”*
Spencer, Ryan concluded, had some kind of magical powers. That, or the uncanny ability to sweet-talk his boyfriend’s friend’s friend’s security guards into getting them on the guest list for this entirely swanky, if rather vacuous and showy, party. It was LA, Ryan expected nothing less; he’d left his wide-eyed wonder behind somewhere around the third semester at UCLA when he realized this was just another city and he was just another music studies major.*
Time marches on, as it is wont to do, and things quickly settle down after the drama on and around Valentine’s Day. With the tension between Ryan and Brendon now converted into an almost sickeningly sweet relationship, the atmosphere in Little Things is back to its usual chocolate-scented harmony. The days slide into weeks, and then months, bringing warm weather and a rush of students needing a chocolate fix during their finals.* Sequel to The Little Things.
Brendon turns into a girl for a day and his bandmates cannot control their urges. And so, when Brendon turns back into a guy and discovers he is pregnant, no one knows who the father is.*
“Well,” Pete’s mom says, one hand on her hip. She leans against the car window, peering in at Patrick. “At least you’re not twenty-eight.”* Sequel to A Little More Sixteen Candles.
Brendon Urie is a big damn rockstar and plays eight different instruments and cannot for the life of him get this fucking hotel room door open.*
Brendon feels pretty dumb when he thinks about it later, but the first time he walks in on Ryan, he’s not actually sure what Ryan’s doing. He stands and stares for like a whole minute, frowning in confusion, because what, is Ryan in pain or something?*
Ryan’s allergic to roses. Well, maybe “allergic” is the wrong word for it.*
Brendon paid attention to what would make Ryan chuckle, low and breathless, and what would make him shudder and bite his lip.*
“Keltie wants to watch us fuck,” Ryan says evenly, like it’s a perfectly rational thing to throw out there and discuss.*
These are stand-alone stories, 50-90 pages long each, that are in sequence as if they’re episodes of DA Season 4 *aka DARK ALEC). They begin not too long after the novel AFTER THE DARK ends, in 2022, and incorporate material from the television show, the three novels, and THE EYES ONLY DOSSIER.*
“I thought you were going to offer some sage, Jon Walker advice and fix everything!” Brendon said. Jon shrugged a little, grinning. “Hey, I don’t know how to fix this one. I’d say ‘move on’ or ‘find someone else’, but I’m guessing you’ve tried that so…” Jon shrugged again, “I’ve got nothing.”*
In retrospect, asking a newly-conscious Spencer where he’d gotten those tits from probably wasn’t the best idea – the holy shit probably hadn’t helped – but Brendon still doesn’t think he deserved to be punished for it.*
Frank is a dyke. Period. She doesn’t like boys. At all. But if you squint (or you’re drunk enough) sometimes Gerard totally looks like a girl.*
Jared was seventeen the first time he sucked another boy’s dick. He was twenty-one the first time he sucked off a man old enough to be his father and got paid for it. He’s two months from his twenty-third birthday, and some days he feels like he’s spend his lifetime hooking.*
Remy is captured and killed during a mission, devestating the whole team. Will things be the same when Remy is found alive? Will Remy survive finding his lost family?*
Dean thinks he’s escaped his past, but then he runs into a whole new set of problems – and some sides of the supernatural that’s he’s never seen before – when he meets Jared.*
“Because according to you, I do not deserve life. By that same logic, neither do you. And whether you kill him or he kills you, you will both be destroyed.”*
Er, a while back we were goofing around with the Laws of Panic at the Disco and we came up with ten.*
Jensen stared at the empty beer bottle, wondering blearily why it was chirping at him. It took another moment before he glanced behind it, noting the blinking screen of his PDA. Oh, yeah. That was it. Huh.*
“Leave me alone, Jared,” he slurs. The headache, thank fuck, is relaxing its vicious band around his temples, and he can think again. A little bit. “And stop calling me Dean.”*
Sam discovers exactly what lengths he’ll go for Dean after he’s waylayed by an opportunistic entity.*
Irvine couldn’t quite recall whose idea it was for the five of them to get into the elevator together and contemplate an orgy.*
Harry things spending two weeks as a guest lecturer at Hogwarts will offer the perfect chance to get away from his troubles. Then he meets his assigned faculty guide: Potions Master Draco Malfoy.*
Dom pressed his forehead to Brian’s shoulder and let his lips brush lightly over the uneven skin. Brian flinched a little and Dom went still, waiting, half wanting Brian to wake up, but half of him wasn’t ready to face him just yet.*
“I got a full stomach, a car with a sweet engine, and a fully stocked garage. What more could a guy want?”*
He’s pretty sure if Brendon asks what’s going on with him and Ryan, like really asks, and breaks out his patient, “I’m listening” face and big fucking earnest eyes. Jon’s not going to be able to keep from saying something like “So I kinda really want to fuck me. How’d I go about getting that, you think?”*
Dean and Sam in Stars Hollow. Dean spots Cute!Dean and gets ideas. Wacky naked hijinks ensue.*
Something’s thrown everything out of balance. Trick is to fix it without screwing up, or maybe ending the world.*
Jared meets his roommate and dives into college life.* Sequel series to the Highschool AU.
All legends spring from some truth, no matter how obscure or distant; Jared and Jensen find out the hard way.*
Let us assume for a while that the demon gets exactly what he wants from Sam. What will that mean for our boys? How far will Dean go to bring Sam back over to the good guys? What will he have to sacrifice to save Sam and will it be enough – or will he lose himself in the battle.*
Frank wasn’t afraid of his emotions or anything. He laughed when he was happy and he yelled when he was mad. He said ‘I love you’ when it was true, and he hugged when he felt like it, and he still got all choked up when Gerard sang Cancer live and he didn’t care what anybody thought about it.*
“Because according to you I do not deserve life. By that same logic, neither do you. And whether you kill him or he kills you, you will both be destroyed.”*
Veronica was awake at five-after-five in the morning, her stomach cramping painfully.*
Panic at the Disco AU, in which there is no band – just Spencer and Ryan, ages 15 and 16. It’s a long, hot summer, the kind that young boys dream about; but this one has some changes in store, and Spencer struggles to navigate the shifting terrain.*
You need to request permission for these due to the rating, but so very very worth it.*
Nothing beats beating people at Crash, whether it be at pool, at drinking, or at life in general.*
Patrick’s eyes flew open with the realization that his boyfriend definitely should not have breasts.*
Pete got it for her as a present, and he didn’t really think she’d use it, but she hadn’t even hesitated before slipping into the harness and fucking him hard. He was glazed the whole next day.*
Trish/Pete demands boy!Pete. And also how she has to get herself off after shows, and her secret fantasy.*
It should be weirder, being the only girl in FOB, but Trish is Pete’s best friend ever! He’s never going to not include her.*
And Patrick wants to say, see, thi is why so many guys are terrified to date you and you have to write emo lyrics about them.* AU, Pete has always been a girl.
If Pete’s perfectly honest she only feels bad about the tape because of how upset Patrick is.*
Patrick’s hands scrabble uselessly on the slick material of Pete’s jeans. The threads are rough, almost abrasive on the pads Patrick’s fingertips as he tries to get a firm enough grip to thrust up into Pete’s body. Pete on his part has braced his hands on the roof of Patrick’s mom’s car, and he twists his hips down, but it’s not right, not enough to get either of them off.*
Andy creates a wormhole, Patrick from the past shows up, shenanigans ensue.*
Patrick never should have let Joe talk him into sharing a joint, but the bartender in this club actually served him beer and the tour is almost over and Patrick is equal parts exhausted and amped up from a really good show, and fuck it, he deserves to act like a rock star on occasion.*
Don’t you know/how sweet and wonderful life can be?/I’m askin’ you, baby/To get it on with me.*
When counting down all the best parts of being a rock star, no one would really put ‘makes it easier to beat off’ on the list. Or at least Pete Wentz would have told you that, if you’d asked him yesterday.*
The opening night of Angels and Kings is a lot more entertaining than Patrick expects.*
So a while ago I wrote this story where Patrick and Pete met over craigslist. Except it wasn’t as filthy as I’d like. So, you know, I thought, “Let’s fix that.” And this is the result.*
Mal starts to self-destruct after Inara announces she’s leaving and Simon decided to intercede.*
When Pete shows up Sunday, mid-afternoon, for ten days of house sitting and “Keeping a general eye on things, Patrick, we know you’re too old for a babysitter, but we worry,” he looks exactly the same, except for a stupid haircut that makes him look like someone cut it when he was too drunk to look in a mirror, or something. “Hey, kid,” he says, first thing, lugging a huge, shiny brown duffle behind him. It’s slippery, nylon or something, and it keeps rubbing against Pete’s jeans, making some sort of whispery zipper sound that sets Patrick’s teeth on edge. “I’m here for Patricksitting. I assume you’re the Patrick?”*
Patrick turns seventeen on the usual day and in the usual way: he oversleeps, cuts himself shaving, folds his birthday waffle in half (it has extra chocolate chips and a whipped cream smiley face with hearts for eyes that turns into a good-intentioned mess when the sides press together), and eats it on the way to school.*
Pete likes to draw on Patrick’s skin. This leads to porn. Obviously.*
Sometimes your suddenly sentient action figures need to teach you valuable life lessons. Just saying.*
Pete was in what people called a fucking bad mood. He was glowering. It takes energy to glower in the furnace-like heat that was Orlando’s shimmering summer, but he was doing it, alright, and doing it good. It was really Patrick’s fault. After the show last night, when they were sleeping (well, he didn’t get to sleep) Patrick had kicked him mercilessly; stolen all the covers (and one of his pillows); and had the AC turned to arctic levels.*
It actually made things easier, in a way, seeing Pete as a means to an end – a beautiful orgasm or two – because otherwise she might have been tempted to really fall in love with him.*
Patrick just wants to get laid! Is that really too much to ask?*
Patrick’s never been any damn good at ignoring Pete Wentz.*
Sam likes girls. It’s not some big thing, not anything he has to tell everybody. He just does. He likes the way they offer to lend him their notes when he misses class, how they huddle in groups by the drinking fountains, the ones who wear heels and the track stars. He likes the girl in the front of his geometry class, the one who knows the answer to every problem set, and he likes the departmental secretary, two years out of college with button down shirts that don’t close all the way. Sam likes white lace bra straps and cinnamon chewing gum and the way they look in the back of the Impala, spread out and flushed underneath his hands.*
Whereas Western thought developed the idea of elements as substances, and Indian thought as emanations, Chinese philosophy conceived of the five elements, or Wu Xing, as dynamic states of change.*
Months after Early’s visit, things begin to change. Secrets are revealed and feelings are born. Will the crew be able to handle an adult River, or more importantly, will Jayne?* I’m not entirely certain about this story. Parts of the characterization is spot-on, and parts are out in left field. It certainly makes for an interesting read though.
When River has to rescue some of the crew, a secret she’s been hiding comes out. As a result, there’s only one person left on Serenity that she trusts, a man they call Jayne.*
Mal has an option about Simon that he is asked to prove.* This is just barely over the “too schmoopy!” line for me, but the sex is too hot to not share.
Simon thrust the needle into the man’s arm. The young man would not remember anything that had happened in the last six hours.*
“They were so used to quarrelling and making it up again that they got married so as to go on doing it more conveniently.” (C.S. Lewis) Sequel to Asking to Be Born.
Sam gets whammied in an unexpected way.* This is a genderswap fic. Kinda.
Blair figures out how Jim can better control his senses, but he needs another Guide to do so.*
When you begin something, if you are wise, you realize that the beginning presages its own ending.* Sequel to Omiai.
Inspired by Jensen’s story at the Paley Festival. He takes a shortcut through the mental hospital from Asylum. It’s CREEPY. And then Jared shows up.*
Rodney claimed he would have figured it out eventually, that he was a genius, and it was only a matter of time and – if case John hadn’t noticed – he’d been a little busy saving Atlantis from imminent doom of one sort or another, so excuse the hell out of him if he wasn’t actually aware that the head of Atlantis’s military was pining away with big gay love for him.*
“You’re incredibly weird, do you know that? And gorgeous. And also annoying, and entirely too smart and too charming for anyone’s good, and I should completely and utterly loathe you.”*
John deserves this after being kicked out, sent away, and cast adrift on a planet that didn’t make any sense and had no real use for him.* John/Rodney/Ronon threesome. Spoilers for The Return Part 2.
When Rodney decides to expand their sexual repitoire, John learns some things he wasn’t expecting.*
Doctor Rodney McKay might be the most intelligent man in two galaxies, capable of saving Atlantis and all who live in her a dozen times a week (before and after coffee, even, although the first means nobody wants to get close enough to give him any help), but some things still evade him.*
“I’m here to propose an arrangement. Between us. I assume you remember our talk from earlier today and how… challenging dating can be on Atlantis. And since we’ve established that you’re attracted to me, I think it would be mutually beneficial for us to have sex.”*
“At least it wasn’t a Russian mail order bride.”* Set during those mostly-missing six weeks on Earth in episode 3×10 – The Return Part 1.
“All I’m saying,” Rodney complained, and John heard him take the flashlight out of his mouth so he could pronounce consonants, “is that you could have tried a little harder to resist Princess Sparkleberry over there.”*
Yohji was just about to take a sip of his first drink of the night when Aya slammed out of the tiny bathroom on the far side of the trailer, utterly naked except for a disheveled yukata sticking awkwardly to his wet body.*
They had brought his into a vast echoing space, dimly lit by a single obscured bulb so that the small pool of light fell only around the doorway.*
It had been a long night, and all Yohji wanted to do was collapse into his wide, soft bed and sleep.* Follows More Than Good.
“If only he would let me. If only I could talk to him!” Omi lifted his face, his eyes huge puddles of tears.* From the Wild series.
Life is all about sizzle for rising poker star Jared Padalecki. He’s always on the prowl for th enext big win–or so he tells the press when they ask when he’ll give up the scene. Jensen Ackles, however, might prove the exception to his rule… Several years ago a boy with some intriguing rough edges dumped Jared and left town, maturing into a huge success. Now Jensen is back. And Jared’s friends predict if Jensen’s as talented at bad behavior as he is at everything else, Jared will enjoy the fling of a lifetime!*
Later, Dean would remember that Certain Doom smells a lot like fried chicken.*
This be the one where Sam gets his cherry popped.* Third in the series. Follows We’re Not Discussing It.
A while back somebody somewhere was bitching about sentient cocks in fanfic. And, for some reason, that made me want to write about Ray Kowalski’s sentient cock, or, failing that, just write a story where I talked about his cock a lot.*
According to the folk song, “There is a house in New Orleans they call the ‘Rising Sun’.” Well, they got the name right, if not the town, because when Dean and Sam find a hotel called El Sol Naciente in the middle of the desert, they realise pretty quickly that something is wrong. The only question is whether they can defeat the evil at the heart of The Rising Sun before it uses their own desires to destroy them.*
Jensen disappears without a trace and Jared finds himself in the middle of a conspiracy that he couldn’t have imagined on his best day.*
Dean and Sam have to explore their feelings in order to solve the case.*
Carson Beckett encounters a piece of Ancient technology which changes his life in more ways than one.*
Well, what happened is svmadelyn wrote It Stops Being Funny At Skirts about John Sheppard turning into a woman, and in the midst of laughing my own ass off at the story, I realized there seemed to be a little scene missing, and I asked svmadelyn if I could fill it in, and she said yes, and then… genderfuckery.*
This story starts at svmadelyn’s It Stops Being Funny At Skirts, takes the optional scenic route along thisisbone’s Skirting the Issue, (both of which you should read first), and then veers off and takes the side road in a different direction.*
Jensen Ackles is the cutest, sassiest secretary the city of New York has ever seen. He’s gorgeous, resourceful, and works under the best lawyer in the country. Literally.*
Jared is one of the leads of the new TV show Supernatural, but under the cover of darkness he is Shadow, a costumed superhero in dark blue spadex who prowls the streets fighting crime and saving people. The move to Vancourver means dealing with an entirely new city to patrol, Mike and Tom’s ridiculous excuse for a two-man superhero team, and the mysterious man in black on a motorcycle who’s following Shadow on his patrols and keeping Jared up nights.*
Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Part one of the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.
Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Fifth in the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.
Wincest, implied violence, various kinks, strong language, moderately defused wit, waterlogged hell beasties, hot boys with stupid haircuts and straight people necking on television. Yeah. Scary. But, seriously-don’t read this story if you are at all offended by incest between minors. It’s canon that the boys are brothers, folks. Brothers are boys and boys get up to no good when left to their own devices. It’’s a fact of life. Don’t send me hate-mail over it.
Dean is creepily, incestuously interested in Sam. But this isn’t one of those “OMG INCEST IS SO HAWT” stories, so– I’m just warning you. It’s creepy. And maybe you should’t read it. SIGH!*
It’s the end of the world as these kids know it, and Gabe Saporta is throwing a party.*
This is sort of just a look into the relationship of Sam and Dean post-Fitchburg. There isn’t really a resolution, because I don’t see the resolution coming until Devil’s Trap…*
Inexplicable, unexplainable bodyswap leads to Jensen getting to know Sophia a little better than he maybe wants.*
Jared and Jensen are attacked by the lyrical, poetic schmoop fairies.*
‘Later, later, soon,” becomes a whole lot later and not so much soon.* A sequel to Hey Gravity! or at least a continuation of sorts.
Fashion world AU. All our favorite boys have jobs in the fashion world. An outtake from a much larger verse.*
“He hears it on the radio, and for the first measure, something coils inside of him, low in his stomach, lean and hungry and needing.”*
When Dean disappears on a hunt, the last thing Sam expects is the help of another psychic in trying to find him. The search doesn’t go well, and when Dean walks back into his life, it’s with the news that tears the world out from under them both.*
Who or what is killing children in Kingsburg? Sam and Dean investigate the deaths and race to stop another from happening. Along the way, Dean shows how far he’ll go to protect his brother.*
Ray didn’t ever lie to his band. Not telling them that he was a werewolf technically wasn’t a lie. Besides, having a werewolf in a rock band is hardly a big deal.*
“Spencer,” Brendon said slowly, looking at each of them in turn, “what exactly did you wish for?”*
It’s during one of their coveted hotel nights that Frank finally has enough. Gerard’s wearing his stupid skeleton pajamas, the ones Frank liked until they started to smell like the inside of his high school gym locker. Gerard’s hair is brushing his face in greasy clumps that make Frank’s own skin itch in sympathy.*
Spencer’s not quite sure what Brendon is doing, but he thinks it could be considered flirting.*
“This okay?” Brendon asked a moment later, breaking off from kissing Spencer to slide his hands down Spencer’s chest.*
“I’ve got doctors screaming at me to let them take you apart, see where this stubborn streak comes from, and I could do that. But I want you to do what I say. And remember it.”*
Jensen’s hit by a curse when giving Sam and Dean a helping hand with a case. His life instantly turns… interesting and it really wasn’t all that dull to begin with.*
The thing about spells was that they rarely worked in real life like they did on TV or in the movies.*
“When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the icebox.” Sequel to Jensen’s Not So Secret Crush.
Bob slammed Spencer into the wall, pinning him with his wrists over his head. Spencer groaned as Bob scraped his teeth across the exposed skin over his collar bone, thrusting his hips out only to have Bob press him even harder into the wall, using his whole body as leverage against Spencer.*
AU, in which the CW gang works in the assorted stores and businesses in a strip mall.*
She down Brendon had seen her staring, because Spencer hadn’t been able to keep her eyes off her for the rest of the shoot. She’s pretty sure everyone had seen her staring.*
Frank always feels the clumsiest when he’s doing this, touching Gerard like this. He runs sweaty fingers down Gerard’s spine, tracing slender muscles, scratching with blunt nails, lip sore between teeth and shallow breathing.*
At the time, it was like, Great, of course the fans who are waiting around to give you chocolate bars and like, are those Skittles?, and a whole fucking shitload of candy, of course they show up when you’re in the middle of rushing back to the hotel because Ray and Bob and Mikey all have food poisoning.*
Bob wakes up to the sound of drumming. It takes him a few seconds to differentiate between the drumming that is always in his head and the noise he can hear, but when he realises that it is genuine drumming, he gets out of bed to investigate.*
Pete probably shouldn’t have told the world that Patrick Stump had no game, and he definitely shouldn’t have told Panic at the Disco. Because Patrick Stump is an evil mastermind, and he knows exactly how to make Pete admit the error of his ways.*
Immediately following the events of “Patrick’s Garden Center.” He had just propositioned some random guy right there at the farmer’s market!* Sequel to Patrick’s Garden Center.
Pete sometimes wanted to form an “only-boy-in-the-band” club. He could ask Ryan to join.*
In which Jon and Spencer work for a film company and are shooting a documentary on the Skylines and Turnstiles tour, feat. My Chemical Romance, Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is…*
Brendon loves touring. He loves touring and he loves their bus and he loves his band and he loves The Academy and he loves the UK and he loves Jaggermeister.*
“Bob, you’re the man for me. No one has ever made me happier, dude, seriously. Fuck Mikey, okay? I can do anything he can do, and better.” Follows the Future In Your Pictures.
Gerard recognizes him, and that’s not weird, but a little bit, because he was pretty sure the only boyband member he would recognize on sight was Timberlake and only then because of the whole “wardrobe malfuction” thing and whoa did that kid ever not pay his publicist enough.* In the same universe as 42.
“Yeah,” Pete continues, rolling his eyes before pinning his glare back on her, “the reputation we’d have for letting out barely-legal singer get her shit touched on stage while the three guys in the band sat back and watched. Real nice. Sign me up for that rep.”
He wishes he could pinpoint when it had happened, when he’d stopped watching Ryan’s mouth and started watching Spencer’s hands.*
When it comes to Brendon, though, all the normal guy-like ‘way to go man’ platitudes fail him. With Brendon, all Spencer can be is seethingly fucking jealous.*
Andie woke up to the sunlight shining right in her eyes. That was so fucking wrong. Her room didn’t even face east, so what the…*
Bob and Spencer’s band mates are conniving little shits, and they get a look at what constitutes romantic while on tour.
“Hotel night!” Brendon chirps, inserting herself into the middle of the cluster of people and bags in the lobby. “I call Spencer!”*
It’s funny how stuff creeps up on you sometimes, and you look around one day and go, shit, never saw THAT coming. And other stuff, it’s like, BAM. You are THERE, in the moment, and you know your life is changing, and you know there is fuck-all you can do about it. Funny, and not necessarily funny ha-ha.*
It gets bad, and then it gets worse, and then it gets better again.* Sequel to All the Comforts of Home.
In which Frank has had a ridiculous day, and Gerard would really like to get Frank alone and on a bed.* Sequel to Pictures of Me and You.
Ray was vaguely annoyed at Fraser for linking the fact that – for reasons that didn’t need exploring at this goddamned juncture – Ray had breasts.*
Rays sets out to find Fraser in the Territories post COTW for a second chance. He finds Fraser, mayhem, and a villain named Whiplash.*
Ray Vecchio is forced to come to terms with a few things he’d rather not know.* Sequel to Working on Forever. Third in the series.
Nick’s alarm goes off at an absolutely inhuman hour of the morning. He groans and sticks a couple of toes out from under his comforter and soon discovers that, yes, it’s still cold as a witch’s tit. Fucking unusual cold spell and its fucking… coldness.*
Brendon throws his arms up over his head and clings tightly to the headboard, gasping and moaning as Travis fucks him hard and deep.*
“You have no idea what you’re doing, okay?” Ryan says in exasperation, blowing out a huffy breath. “I’m just saying. I think…I might know a guy.”*
It’s a Friday night, and the rest of Midtown is at a hot wings place trying to beat the locals at trivia. Normally Gabe would be with them, but he’d been sidestage watching the Academy set tonight when Bill had demonstrated pole-dancing with his microphone stand, so he has other plans.*
So maybe they have half an hour until bus call, and neither of them have even showered since they got there last night, and it’s really kind of disgusting how much sex they’ve had. But Brendon has Spencer to herself. In a hotel room. For the first time in, like, twenty cities.*
Frank wakes up to the muted chirp of his cell phone alarm at one in the morning on the Tuesday of the last week of summer school.* Follows Everyday Mysteries in the Summertime.
“Dude,” Brendon says, lazily. He’s sprawled across the couch, his feet hanging over the edge. “It’s cold. You should totally come over here and be my blanket.”* Coda to Thereafter You Have It (And Tango Makes Three)
Gambit’s been taunting him all day. Taking cheap shots when no one’s looking. Sticking that damn bostaff in places it should never, *ever* be. Blitzing him with charged playing cards that mysteriously keep missing the intended target. *
Gambit meets up with Wolverine at an underground BDSM club and may have bitten off more than he can chew.*
Some love stories fizzle out in a haze of missed chances and regrets, while others break under rejection and denial. When Bob and Spencer meet, they are bruised around the edges, tired and lonely, but they find something in each other that’s worth holding on to.*
It’s Brendon’s fault, so Spencer doesn’t feel bad at all groaning really loudly and complaining. “It hurts,” he says, feeling whiny. “It hurts and it sucks.”*
Pete and Brendon swap houses after break-ups. The Holiday AU.*
Harry defeated Voldemort: his act of heroism is famous throughout the wizarding world. He’s trying to finish his final year at Hogwarts in peace, but something peculiar is happening to him, something he never would have expected. It’s all rather embarrassing and making his life very complicated.*
“Yeah. Yes. I’m asking for your hand in my ass, Spence. I am more than okay.”*
A story in 21 parts, featuring an Ancient Greek curse, an unexpected metamorphosis, adventures in pool sharking, numerous shots of tequila, a nun outfit, zombies, angels, demons, kidnappings, startling discoveries about old acquaintances, massage, a game of strip poker, girl-on-girl action, girl-on-boy action, and boy-on-boy action. Despite my expectations or inclinations, it swiftly became clear that this story was going to be Sam/Dean. And, indeed, it is. Because my muse likes to fuck with me.*
Set during first season, prior to “The Brotherhood”. Rodney doesn’t realize everything there is to know about John.*
When he gets home, styrofoam cup in hand, Gabe is sitting outside his door with that ever-present cigarette between his lips. “Sorry?” he offers, though it’s distant and lacking feeling. William just shrugs and lets Gabe into his apartment. Once they’re inside, he takes a drag of Gabe’s cigarette and Gabe takes a sip of his coffee and they end up fucking on William’s old, beat-up couch.*
How had he managed to get this far in life without realizing exactly what it was that turned him on?*
Jensen wakes up to find that he’s a girl. He and Jared try to figure out what to do, and how it will affect their relationship.*
Jared is a garbage man and Jensen has a lot of trash. Jared meets some of Jensen’s friends.*
He’s only half-awake when someone crawls in the bed with him. Dimly he remembers the rasp of the key – a safe sound, a familiar sound – before drifting down again.*
When idle, slacking billionaire’s son Jensen Ackles lends a helping hand to his old childhood friend, he gets a lot more than he’s bargained for.*
Jensen, as it turned out, was not a morning person.* A continuation of Always By the Book.
Jared’s face is smashed up against the side of Jensen’s shoulder, and he might be drooling a little. His mind is dancing in that hazy place between dreaming and awake when he suddenly feels eyes on him.*
It’s 2013. Jensen’s career has hit the skids. Supernatural was cancelled in its prime, after five seasons. Now his career consists of direct-to-video horror crap and commercials in Japan. There’s a very hot script up for grabs, and his agent thinks Jensen would be perfect for it. Whoever lands this thing is going to rocket to the stratosphere. It’s a mega-wattage opportunity. The only trick? Jensen’s gotta be willing to play gay for pay.*
Back when he first put his resume up with the agency during his first few weeks of college, even though he maybe should’ve been studying for exams and revising his final papers, Jared read The Nanny Diaries to get some idea of what he was getting himself into. It seemed like a really shit job, he thought, half babysitter, half beleaguered PA, but he didn’t really have anything else going on and there wasn’t much call for kids with degrees in philosophy with minors in Latin in the commercial job market, so nannying it was.*
Jensen maybe, kind of, sort of has an oral fixation.*
When Jensen Ackles is hired to fix heartbroken writer, Jared Padalecki’s house, the carpenter ends up fixing a lot more than that.*
Jared’s a philandering CEO and Jensen’s his overworked assistant – that is, until Jared decides he needs to improve his image by having a serious relationship and chooses Jensen to be his fake boyfriend. But Jensen’s a little in love with Jared and Jared has ideas of his own, and pretty soon no one is certain what’s fake and what’s real anymore.*
Jared takes a dare to pick up a hooker and meets Jensen, who just happens to be one. But things don’t go quite as professionally as they should.*
Jared doesn’t think there’s anything wrong about him having a bit of a crush on Dean Winchester.*
What if… Jensen is a sex therapist and Jared is his client after repeatedly failing to get it up for his girlfriend. Of course, they soon discover that Jared has been looking at the entirely wrong bottom… copius amounts of sex follows, after all, Jensen has a lot to teach him.*
“Every time their eyes meet the man grins at him, and Jensen can feel it down to his toes.”*
Message fourteen, there or thereabouts, is from Jason. Joe hears him clear his throat before saying “Joe, man, seriously, if you get this, call one of us. Torri’s freaking out and Rachel’s glaring at me like I know something, and you know how Rachel gets if she thinks you’re holding out on her. But yeah, just-let us know the two of you are okay, okay? We’re all here for you and shit.* Sequel to Natural Order.
Because while Jensen has no one but himself to blame for suggesting Jared find a hobby, something to help him chill out and focus on and off set, it’d be Mike who’d suggested Jared learn how to knit.*
Jensen dives into the seedy underbelly of Pledge Week at UT for a news article and gets more than he bargained for.*
The boys are baseball players. They just got a new teammate. This teammate is to be welcomed into the team by Jensen and his lips.*
Steve’s a stuntman, Chris a director, Jensen an actor, and Jared’s in a wheelchair. Two years ago Jared’s accident changed their relationships forever, but now they find themselves on the set for the same movie. Will the past prove to be too much, or can they find their ways back to each other?*
Here he was, in the backseat of a cab and inching along through a traffic jam back to his apartment, and he was not thinking about it.*
Jensen learns that sometimes things aren’t what they look like. Jared exposes his biggest secret. Jeff learns about letting go.*
Tattoos make Jared think of sex. So getting inked by a tattoo artist like Jensen might not be such a good idea after all.*
Jared is a high-priced assassin working for an underground agency called Admin. When he starts shadowing his latest mark, he gets caught up in a situation beyond his control, and it’s up to him to keep the man he’s been paid to kill out of the line of fire.*
Jake Taggart’s life was almost perfect–he’d worked hard to overcome his past, and he loved his job as foreman on a ranch in Arkansas. The only thorn in his side was a dark eyed cowboy named Tornado whose stubborn attitude brought frustration and confusion to Jake’s mostly happy existence. A late spring rainstorm brings out hidden passions and unleashes a chain of events neither of them expected–and eventually brings about events that threaten to destroy them and what they worked to create. Strong wills and forceful personalities make for intense encounters….but is it enough to keep love alive? *
The thing about Jared is he likes a good challenge. He likes to be good at everything he does, and he loves to win. So when he starts to notice the difficulty in making Jensen Ackles grin like a damn Cheshire cat, he takes it as a personal test, a dare that he just can’t say no to.*
David’s eyes are very blue and his eyelashes are ridiculously long. These are things Joe’s known for years now, but he never gets tired of rediscovering them. He’s never yet managed to get tired of looking at David, and that’s what freaks him out.*
Visions from the Dark Lord are incapacitating Harry. Snape decides to help, regardless of whether Harry wants his help. Features a possessive Snape and a sarcastic cynical Harry.*
Reluctantly running the family house and estate on an island off the West Coast of Scotland, having inadvertantly run it towards bankruptcy, ex-soldier Edward Cullen has help forced upon him by the bank, in the shape of one I. Swan.*
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she’s used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason?*
When it comes to Aspen’s social scene, event planner Bella Swan is a smash success. Her marriage, however, crashed and burned. The town’s newest real estate attorney arrives in time to add some heat of his own to take away the sting.*
Bella Swan made a choice in life, one that led her to Edward Cullen. But are her feelings for him strong enough to survive the complications that will most certainly follow, as well as the disapproval of those around them?*
Bella follows Edward to California, encouraging him to start his own shop. What happens when they start living together and making a life for themselves?* Sequel to Inked.
Two strangers, three months of flirting, one night of passion leading to a forever.*
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme’s dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction?* This is dark and disturbing and creepy.
An embarrassing moment in Max’s life leads her to a realization about her relationship with Logan.* You’ll need to request this, but it is amazingly worth it.
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It’s a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again.*
Veronica learns the true meaning of Christmas. Which is baseball. Definitely baseball.*
Free from Lucius and Severus, Harry gets on with his life. Many people want Harry but between his curse and his admirerers, can he find fulfillment and love? And what are Severus’ chances of regaining what he lost?* Sequel to To Have Not.
Lucius takes advantage of Harry’s vulnerable emotional state, offering him a marriage of convenience to protect Harry from the media and to regain Lucius’s family status. Outraged, Severus tries to win Harry back.* Sequel To Have and To Hold.
While trying to run from his future, Edward gets into a car accident. Bandaged head to toe, his disdain for hospital staff extends even to the woman who saved his life. Without the aid of his good looks, does he stand a chance?*
She’s more than tired of this argument. To be honest, she’s ready to give up on it all if it means never having this argument again.*
A crackalicious sequel to Sometimes a Little Magic Goes a Long Way.*
Wherein Dick gets whammied, sex is had, Time fails to deal, and then there are pastries.*
Bobby’s words seemed to echo in the room long after Sam hung up the phone. “We need to go back and look again. Maybe we missed something,” Sam pleaded. His voice sounded small, insubstantial against the weight of Bobby’s assertion. “It’s worth a try, Dean.”* Sequel to Rain on the Window.
Their worst fights are about kissing, which makes them the girls Dean says he is.*
He’s beautiful any time, but like this — loose-limbed with pleasure, pupils blown wide, looking thoroughly fucked out — it makes your chest ache with emotion at the same time heat pools in your belly.*
What does a boy do when he decides that he wants to have sex with his older brother? Research!* I seriously feel a little bit dirty reccing this since it’s blatantly underage… but mrrr.
Third in the trilogy. Sequel to Finding Our Normal. Search for the author name when you get kicked back to the listings.
Max and Liz are back in Roswell. It’s nearing the end of their summer holidays and one or more of the aliens from the opposing race has found them. They are also trying to conduct their relationship under the watchful eye of their parents.* Sequel to The Experiment. You may have to search a bit.
Sam and Dean fuck over breakfast choices and Dean takes forever to get dressed.*
Anticipation. See, that’s the thing. You get off on the anticipation almost as much as you do when Sam finally decides that he’s been holding out on you long enough.*
Sam finds it about three weeks after they kill the demon (nineteen days subtracted from three hundred sixty-five is three hundred forty-six.)*
They wake up fine. It’s not something that happens overnight and prompts girly shrieks of horror at eight a.m. Instead, they’re sitting in the middle of a crowded diner, talking about carrots, when Sam suddenly sprouts boobs and claps his hand over his crotch in terror.*
“So, do you ever take the meat out or do you just stare at the girls until the shame gets to be too much and take a cold shower?”*
Excessive use of battery-operated toys. Batteries come with the package. The boys don’t.*
It’s a little scary, when Sam gets his way lately, and Dean must be making that clear, because Sam pauses, stills his hand, and looks up at him the length of his body.*
After Heero’s self-destruction in Siberia, two young men meet, first in an online chatroom, and then in person at a hotel in Cairo…*
It’s the end of the world as these kids know it, and Gabe Saporta is throwing the party.*
A round-robin of excellent authors in the FatF fandom. Brian and Dom meet Xander Cage. Is it getting warm in here?
By the time Dean was seventeen, he had more illicit sex under his belt – ha! – than anyone who doesn’t work for Girls Gone Wild.*
“I swear I never want to go to another nightclub ever again.”* From the Ronin series.
Aya closed long fingers around his erection with a sigh; his eyes fluttered closed.*
Fear, insecurity. They manifest themselves in different ways. An opportunity to spend 6 months in London working on a dissertation sets the wheels in motion, radically changing the live of 4 people in ways they never would have expected.*
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of.*
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous?*
Sam pushes Dean’s buttons and Dean pushes buttons that Sam didn’t know he had.*
Dean woke up one morning with his brother staring at him and discovered he was a girl. There are different ways he could react at this point, but Dean always chooses the path of least resistance. Of course, Sam has only one thing to proscribe: research.*
It’s the sounds that get Sam, as much as anything. Slick, wet, sucking; he wants to drown in each one, roll around in it and wrap himself up in them.*
After Nightshifter, Sam and Dean hit the road. What follows is three months of fear and frustration with the FBI hot on their heels, trying to avoid the long arm of the law while still continuing to work. It’s not easy; being on the run doesn’t leave much time for breathing, never mind sleep, sex or any much-needed downtime.*
Sam holds the gun steady, and when the wolf gets ready to leap, mouth open and claws extended, Sam shoots. The silver bullet hits the wolf square between the eyes and once it’s fallen, Sam gets up and spends another bullet into its heart before getting any closer. After he’s convinced that the wolf is dead and not just faking it, the gun lowers and Sam rubs his shoulder, wincing.*
They’re in Georgia when it happens. Figures. Dean has always hated Georgia. He hates the roads, how the dirt churned up beside the lanes is an eerie blood-red, he hates how poison-green kudzu is choking out all the trees… So really, it figures it’d be something in Georgia to totally screw them over.*
Dean is tired and sore and still really pissed off and hurt about some stuff Sam said in Chicago.*
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“It feels safe here,” she says, staring out towards the trees on the edge of the property. “No ghosties in the attic, no beasties lurking in the woods. We’re like a normal family.”*
Reid would do anything for a case – even dress up as a woman.* Full on out of character. Fun, fluffy, hot.
Before she becomes Queen, DG reluctantly asks her most trusted friend, Wyatt Cain, to be her Consort. When Cain must leave on a dangerous mission, DG realizes that she’s fallen in love with her husband, and he with her, but is it too late?*
A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities.* Oh my god, best thing ever.
Sequel to “Of Light”. After an annual of living in the O.Z., DG and Cain set out to complete the task given to her by the Gale. Soon, she must learn that there is always more to everything than first meets the eye.*
Detective Spock, born on Vulcan and resident of San Francisco, is assigned to the Midwest police bureau. I think everyone can guess what happens next.*
When DG passes out after the eclipse, everybody just chalks it up to the big let down after the final battle. Unfortunately for DG, she finds out soon enough the cause is much more serious. She’s pregnant. Upon telling her parents, they insist she gets married. The tenuous hold of the House of Gale on the kingdom is at stake. With the OZ on the brink of a Civil War and the threat against the royal family growing daily, no amount of arguing is going to get her out of this one.
Cain wants nothing more than to save his friend from a loveless marriage with a stranger. He offers to step up to be her husband and the child’s father, and much to DG’s horror, her parents agree. Now, DG finds herself married, pregnant with another man’s child, and struggling to adjust to a life she barely remembers. When friendship starts to turn into something deeper, will Cain open up to let her in, or will he break DG’s heart?*
You love waking up in the middle of the night when it’s like this, to the creak of the bed as he slips under the covers and presses up against you, hot and familiar.*
Everyone knows the story of how James T. Kirk beat the Kobayashi Maru. But nobody except Kirk, McCoy, and Spock know the real story.*
Jim and Spock have been together for two months, and Jim is having doubts because Spock refuses to meld with him.*
Jim is determined not to enjoy Christmas, but his lover is just as determined to change that.*
Two and a half years into his time at Starfleet Academy, Jim Kirk meets Lieutenant-Commander Spock, and the sparks begin to fly.
A new home for the Vulcan people has been found, but it is a planet owned by the Cerberus Corporation, a shadowy organization run by a man, Damascus Raine, whose advances James T. Kirk rejected when only a teen. In order for the Vulcans to get their new planet, Kirk must give himself to Raine. Will Spock allow Kirk to make such a sacrifice?*
Half-human, half-Vulcan. An outcast of both races, no one cared who or what Spock really was…except for Kirk. Whoever said that love was simple?*
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he’s found his perfect match. Will the bond they’ve forged survive after their identities are revealed?*
On his first trip to Earth, 15-year-old Spock runs into a certain rebellious young man from Iowa; confusing as their night together is, he’s sure everything will return to normal when he gets home…*
Stardate 2258.114.The starship Enterprise, recently returned from a successful mission to neutralize the Romulan war criminal Nero, departs from Earth under the command of its new Captain, James T. Kirk. At the request of the Federation, the Enterprise is dispatched to Earth Station 8, located at the edge of the Romulan Neutral Zone. It is suspected that recent distress calls in the area are due to Romulan attacks, and the Enterprise is tasked with defending the colonies and space stations in the area. This is the story of all that happens on that fateful journey. *
A year after the eclipse, DG and Cain surrendered to their feelings. Everything was bliss until DG was called upon to help secure an heir for a neighboring country. Cain, unable to bear the loss of his princess, leaves to make the way clear for the marriage to happen. Five years later, he returns at the request of the House of Gale. DG, her husband and her son have been kidnapped, and it’s up to the regions best tracker to find her. Pain, loss, danger and lies pave the road of the Tinman and his Princess. Will this be their final goodbye or can the damage be undone?*
What would have happened if DG had never heard the witch? What if she had grown up in the Outer Zone knowing who she was and what she was supposed to be? Would it be what her family expected or would she have veered off in another direction entirely?*
Companion piece to After His World Stopped. Cain and DG learn to work as a team to help the O.Z.*
Kirk and Spock caught in the act on camera by Bones, who never wanted to see any of that.*
Kirk’s always had a thing for Xeno-sex and has always wanted to sleep with a Vulcan. He’s done the research (aka the Xeno Kama Sutra.) but the problem is that he’s never met a Vulcan until now and Spock hates his guts.*
Jen Kirk is being courted and, for reasons that are perfectly logical, Spock objects.*
The Vulcan elders inform Spock that with the limited number of Vulcans of childbearing capability, it’s his patriotic duty to mate with a nice Vulcan girl and start making some babies. To everyone’s shock, Kirk encourages Spock to go through with it, insisting that Spock’s relationship with him has already kept him from his own people long enough.*
In which Spock learns about human relationships, and Kirk learns a thing or two about Vulcans.*
It’s the day after the events in This Rebellious Nature and Spock is suffering the consequences of his impulsive actions.*
Sarek takes a teenaged Spock with him on an Ambassadorial trip to Earth. This does not work out the way a father might hope.*
At the end of the movie, they certainly seemed to hop right into moving on and seemed to completely forget that most of the cadets in the Academy had been killed at Vulcan. So…yeah. I couldn’t just let that go and somehow, I doubt that Jim Kirk would, either.*
Since Vulcans get intoxicated from chocolate I want to see Spock get drunk from chocolate milkshakes!!! He gets friendly and touchy. Kirk has his way with a drunken Spock.*
Jim knows he likes Spock, and that maybe Spock likes him back so that = hot future vulcan sexin’. But he’s never had anal sex before and he doesn’t want to seem inexperienced so he plans. A very kinky plan I might add. So he purchases a dildo that’s said to be autonomously correct for a vulcan’s penis. Cue Wide Eye Wonder for Jim at the possibilities (lots of SoloM & toy play happens), and as he sets out to ‘test’ if their compatible ( i.e. if it fits?!) Spock himself intervenes with his own theory.*
girl!Kirk/Spock, teaching him to go down on her (because you know Spock would perform the most through cunnilingus known to alienkind)*
Girl gets off. Girl thinks about getting off. Girl gets off again. Girl just happens to be Spock, who used to be a guy.* Oh my god.
Sentinel John Sheppard thought he’d spend his life unbonded and then he met Dr. Rodney McKay. The mission to Atlantis is their mutual path and they will gather the strongest, brightest, and best for the mission that will take them to another galaxy.*
A year and a half into the Enterprise’s five year mission Jim finds himself held hostage on a violent planet. Not that there’s anything new about that, but after he is rescued by the most impossible of saviours his entire world, and especially his relationship with his endearingly stubborn first officer will begin to change in ways that he could hardly have ever imagined. A story that takes place in the Abrams universe and will include first times (and not so first times), pon farr, Generations, everyone’s favourite Prime couple (and new couple) and the lengths that individuals will go to be with the ones they love.*
Spock harbors a secret fantasy of bottoming for the toppiest top in Topsville. Kirk makes all his wildest dreams come true.*
A fill for this prompt over at [info]st_xi_kink_meme : Virginal yet dominant Spock. What I really, really want to see is some scorching hot sex where inexperienced!Spock just sort of takes control and holds Jim down and basically just … explores and finds out what feels good and how to make Jim squirm and gets fantastically irritated if Jim tries to swap roles.*
As the Enterprise begins her voyage, Kirk tries to deal with the loneliness of being Captain. Luckily, he’s got Spock to help.*
Chris has a bad week, makes assumptions and acts like a jerk. Fortunately, Zach is a bit better at human relationships.* Read the previous parts first. They’re linked in the header.
Finally, Chris laughs against his lips. Zach grins, speaking directly into Chris’ mouth.
“It’s just not that good, is it?”
“No way, man.”*
Chris feels that Zach is lacking something in his sexual repertoire and enlists Zoe to help him out.*
Zach goes through Pon Farr. Yup. Prompted forever ago here at the kink meme.*
I wanted to write some more realistic sex than I usually do in this one. They laugh a lot, talk through it, not everything goes perfect – that kind of thing. Oh, and it was written for the prompt: “Chris/Zach. Chris thinks he’s not gay as long as he tops… right?!”*
The sequel to Bite Back; Chris asks his third question of Zach (“Let me top you?”), and Zach answers in his own special way.*
Zach dumps Chris. Chris has some trouble figuring out if he’s trying to get over Zach, to get back at Zach, or to get Zach back, but enlists the help of John Cho regardless.*
Kirk manages to get himself turned into a girl for 48hrs or so, and of course once he’s been deemed healthy he runs off to have some fun, alone, in his room. Spock walks in later to find Kirk frantically finger-fucking himself but not quite able to get himself (herself?) to orgasm… it is only logical that Spock rectify this situation. Multiple times. After making Kirk beg for it. Perhaps he will then allow Kirk to fuck himself on his cock and finally let him get off by himself.*
Particularly chapters 1, 11, 13, and 16.
Because there is not enough genius!Kirk. An angry priestess (or whatever cliche’d aggrieved Kirksex-victim) completely strips Kirk of all his sexual impulses. Suddenly Kirk is super-genius smart and nice and sensitive and not-an-ass and the crew has much rejoicing. Then Kirk in his disgustingly genius smartyness starts stepping on toes when he shows he’s fully capable of running the whole ship all by his nerdy lonesome, and it gets so bad that the crew runs back to the priestess (or etc aggrieved party) and begs her(/him/it/they/?) to put his perviness back . Gen is cool, especially since Kirk has no sex-drive, but K/S makes this one swoooon. Specific prompt is specific…*
Kirk/Spock; fucking machine. Kirk on the receiving end, really being fucked open and taking it, while Spock has the controls. Bonus points for the machine being alien technology.*
What if Sarek and Amanda had decided that it was just too difficult, and had never gotten married? What would be the consequences to Spock’s life?*
“Try to look on the bright side, kid,” he says awkwardly, feeling pretty damn under qualified for this situation. “It’s not all bad. I have it on good authority there are some benefits.”*
It’s hot enough that there’s sweat pooling along Jim’s collarbone and in his hair, slightly uncomfortable and soaking his pillow, but damn if he cares when Spock leans down and licks a path up his neck, jaw, and cheek with a flat and broad tongue, and he likes that there’s something of his there for Spock to lick off.*
Another meme fic! Would you look at that. Jim wakes up with girl parts, freaks out, and runs to Spock. Spock takes the opportunity to sex him up a bit. The two of them are emotionally retarded for a few long paragraphs, and then complications ensue.*
Tony’s testing out some new armor, but he’s late getting home — which means Pepper has every reason to experiment with some of his armor’s more interesting systems.*
When Alec and Eliot bring Ronon home, some parts of the paradigm get shifted around.*
Parker wants to try out some new toys. Eliot’s game in every possible way, and so is Alec (even if Alec can’t juggle the way Eliot can).*
Clark decides on a change of lifestyle. Lex decides on a change in the status quo. And the world’s doomed.*
Eliot listened to the now familiar sounds of his colleagues footsteps and the muffled thud of his own sturdy, rubber soled boots, which stopped, seemingly of their own volition.*
Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP – there’s plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. Even if you’re not a Jake fan, you’ll like Jake here – trust me!*
Bending at the knees to unceremoniously drop himself back down onto the sofa, Zach reaches for the remote and says, possibly joking, “God, you’d make the worst two beer queer ever.”*
Once upon a time, I put two kinks on [info]trek_rpf_kink, and [info]smutjunkie wrote Buch Dich in response to them, in which a) Zach has a photography kink and b) Zach spews helpless dirty talk. I was so entirely delighted with her story that I sequeled it, and this is the result.*
A club, a mask, and low lighting give Chris the opportunity he’s been waiting for. *
Five Times Nick and Mia would’ve totally Done It had it not been for the fact that this is a kid’s movie.*
Inspired by screamlet’s excellent First Date, after which leupagus hypothesized that Chris Pine was thisclose to giving it all up and going back to Berkeley to teach English literary theory. Screamlet, bless her heart, didn’t call the police.*
When one door closes, another one opens… with a bit of a push. Life, love, and complications. Sequel to Reparations.*
set during chapter six of Foundations, post-Christmas.*
The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella’s resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story.*
Kagome’s niece is left orphaned by a tragic car wreck, leaving Kagome to raise her alone. Or so she thought…help comes from an unexpected source, Sesshoumaru.*
Sesshoumaru is wishing he’d just stayed home when he sees her across the room. Her eyes paralyze him, full of promises of great pleasures to come. It was supposed to be a one night stand, but will one night be enough?*
Sequel to What Your Eyes Can Do. Two months later, will Sesshoumaru’s luck turn so he can finally find Kagome? How will he react to discovering her relationship with Inuyasha?*
An alien anomaly changes Jim in a way no one could have predicted. His relationship with Spock is ultimately put to the test.*
This can’t possibly work, Bradley tells himself. No way is there space for Colin to fuck him beside the butt plug. Surely he’s going to remove it.*
Originally posted on the kinkme_merlin (on livejournal) post for the prompt: Modern AU, “Merlin is Arthur’s booty call”. In the end, it turned out that was only the beginning, and what ensued was a story of the power of true love. It never gets old, although this story does make mention, many times, of antiques.*
In which Arthur fucks Merlin for a hazing ritual (and then there is talk about wallpaper). *
Something is stalking through the streets of Camelot and taking its women. Arthur devises a plan to trap whoever is behind the deed with the brilliant idea of using Merlin as bait. The plan doesn’t go as well as hoped, and Merlin winds up injured. How deep do Arthur’s affections for his servant and friend run – what is he willing to do to save his life? How will a man who will be King choose to save his people from a deadly predator – and at what price?*
Merlin is an emo/goth hairstylist and Arthur has been his number one customer since the beginning. Merlin finally takes matters into his own hands after waiting for so long.*
If he were the kind of person who got sad instead of angry he would have died when he was nine and his fingernails were breaking on the last rocky inch of solid ground.*
In which Arthur goes on blind dates, Merlin is his waiter, and everyone takes a ride on the crazy train. *
Merlin knows that getting off fastest when he’s got some BDSM porno playing loud on the computer doesn’t mean he’d really like to be that bloke, gagged and bent over and bound. Right?*
Jim has a new obsession. It lives in his first officer’s trousers.*
‘It’s only just a crush, it’ll go away; it’s just like all the others it’ll go away.
Or maybe this is danger and you just don’t know; you pray it all away, but it continues to grow.’*
Set during 1×5. Arthur and Lancelot escape to Arthur’s quarters for some one-on-one time and Merlin naturally finds a way to get in the middle. (Or: Merlin is the best bottom in Camelot, like there was every any doubt).*
It was a beautiful spring day, the sun shining over the green meadow dotted with flowers and fluffy white clouds sprinkled across the cerulean sky, a perfect day. Merlin lay on his back, finding pictures in the clouds, enjoying the quiet afternoon for a little while. A jet contrail across the sky eventually shattered the illusion that he was still in Camelot, enjoying a stolen moment away from his duties, and he sat up with a sigh, his eyes going to the nearby hill, a few scattered rocks all that remained of the once glorious castle which for a short time had been the center of a golden age for Britain–or Albion as it had been called then.*
It wasn’t that Jensen was jealous or followed one of those monogamous religions. He came from a three parent home himself and had always imagined that one or two parent families must have been so lonely and quiet. *
“Wereanimal!Jensen has been on his mating quest since he didn’t find his mate within his pack. It’s getting to a critical point where Jensen might go feral and claim his mate where ever and when ever he finds him. Jared is Jensen mate and “unfortunately” for both of them Jensen finds him in a packed college bar, at least there’s a pool table in the back.” *
Kris needs someone to take care of him on tour. Adam is fabulous in many ways. And sometimes things are what they look like. *
Arthur/Merlin, he wakes up naked, sticky, and with a cock still inside of him. Bonus points for temporary amnesia!
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur accidentally ingests a poison/potion that makes him almost uncontrollably horny
Arthur/Merlin, aware of being under a love spell, but helpless to its effects. (Like, say, for instance, Arthur manages to offend a sorceress, who in turn wants to teach him some humility and puts a spell on him to make him fall in love with Merlin (before running off cackling into the woods), and Arthur knows it’s a spell, but it doesn’t make it any easier for him not to want Merlin, or to resist any other of the spell’s effects. But, you know, could be Merlin under the spell, doesn’t matter to me. :D)*
“It’s not that I don’t understand the allure.” Sasha Reid said leaning back in her chair and sipping from her water glass. “I just don’t understand what the big deal is.” Her honey brown eyes narrowed as Derek chuckled in a smug way.*
It’s not like Kris is trying to jerk off to pictures of Adam. It just keeps happening.*
Jim wants to ride that (and by “that” he means “Spock’s dick”) into the sunset.*
The box showed up during tour rehearsals, and since Adam had all the self-restraint of a three-year-old on Christmas, he opened it right there on the spot and then started laughing so hard he fell over sideways onto the floor and lay there wheezing.* Buh.
Zach respects Chris’ privacy – he does, really – but it seems that Chris barely respects Chris’ privacy. Why else would he have a folder under “Downloads” on his hard drive labeled “WANK”? *
Kris hates the rush hour train with a passion but a certain tall dark stranger makes it worth his while. In more ways than one.*
Written with this prompt in mind, which asked for slutty, submissive Arthur. Sweaty, raunchy, multiple-orgasm kind of sex.*
College student Adam Lambert doesn’t really believe in the magical powers of knitting needles until he meets Kris Allen, knitting shop owner by day and gay erotica writer by night. Kris is an enigma wrapped in an adorable package and Adam finds himself wanting to strip away his layers (literally as well as figuratively), but at the end of the day will that be enough to make Adam mess with his carefully laid plans, or will his desire to “make it” stand in the way of true love?*
Listening to his dad play when he thinks Dylan is asleep makes Dylan kind of sad and worried. His dad is good, that’s what everyone says. But no one ever gets discovered in Arkansas. Alfie says even Baltimore is better if you want to be famous, but he still thinks that city kind of stinks, so he doesn’t recommend it to Dylan. He says they need to move to Los Angeles. That’s where all the famous people live. And Alfie has an Aunt Madeleine there, and he can totally come and visit sometimes.
Dylan doesn’t have his own computer, but his dad lets him use the one in the living room. He even has his own account there, with his very own user picture (Batman) and password (robinsux). So he already looked Los Angeles up, and he’s pretty sure Alfie is right about this. Because Los Angeles is where Adam Lambert lives, and if his dad is ever going to make an album and give concerts and stuff, Adam Lambert is the guy to help.*
When life hands you lemons you’re supposed to suck it up and make lemonade, but what happens when life hands you lemonade? Kris thinks it sounds too good to be true; Adam tries to convince him that things happen for a reason.*
“This one’s to both of us,” Kris said, holding the shiny box up and giving it a shake. Adam came over and sat next to him on the couch, draping his legs over Kris’s. They had a couple of hours before anyone else was expected back and they kinda liked to open at least some of their fanmail when the other guys were gone. They’d gotten some… mildly embarrassing things in the past. “We’ve already gotten headphone splitters-”*
High school AU. Frank would like to know the logistics of going down on girls. Gerard can help him with that.*
Even though a day is hardly a long time for anything, it feels like a slow build to Kris.* Third in the series after Just a Glance Away and Something in Your Eyes.
Spock is heir to the Federation throne, Jim is Prince of America because his fucking brother abdicated, and the Klingons are on the verge of blowing shit up-a love story.*
This takes place about a year and a half after the end of Sing Without A Song. Adam has released a new album and Kris has been signed and released an EP. Both are touring to support their projects; Adam has his usual giant crazy roadshow while Kris is playing bars and clubs, trying to build a fanbase without using Adam’s name. And… that’s where we join the boys.*
Eames gets really frazzled, so to calm him down, Arthur takes out his cock for Eames to suck on.*
It fucking figures, really, that they finally give n on the last night. A whole season, a whole tour and hours living in each other’s pockets and the sexual tension blows the day before they have to go back to the real world.* Scroll almost to the bottom of the comments for the second part.
The schmoopiest high school AU ever. This story chronicles the cheesy, sappy adventures of teenaged-boyfriends!Kradam and their merry group of friends.*
Jensen is the straight-laced by-the-book pack Alpha for the Dallas werewolves. Jared is a wild and reckless werewolf under house arrest and forced to take Jensen’s Beta collar. Will Jensen see beyond Jared’s wild ways to be his true mate; and will Jared see beyond the collar as anything but slavery?*
This is a deleted scene from Winner Takes All, originally a follow-up to this bit:
It had been bad enough walking into the Top 36 and being informed hey, you are not allowed to leave the house after ten at night anymore; now here is your roommate, who is the nicest human being in the world and cute as a button and just the right size that you could lift him and wrap his legs around your waist and fuck him standing up. *
“Every time I think of you, you’re gonna think of me,” Adam said, his voice dreamy and so, so pleased.*
He wakes up because there are people giggling in his dark dorm room.* Sequel to Piercing.
Kris was pretty used to getting picked up at the peace protests by now, and he knew all the tricks for making the most of it. Going dead weight so it took multiple cops to drag you off gave other people time to get away or keep the march going, making sure you didn’t have pockets or a bag or loose clothes made it hard for them to plant shit on you, weapons were bad news.*
Tom Trümper has had it with everything in his life, including himself. After smashing up one too many hotel rooms…and cars…and guitars…his management packs him off on vacation, but it’s not exactly what he signed up for. Stuck on a cruise he never would have sought in a million years, he meets Bill Kaulitz. Tom has to re-learn that it’s all about choices, and soon he’s going to be faced with the some of most difficult ones he’s ever had.*
Tired of the status quo, Gibbs and Tony make a change just as an old case goes active again, bringing them to Los Angeles and back to the beginning. Crossover with NCIS LA.*
In his head there was always moonlight, but that’s what you get when the object of your highly illicit desires is a werewolf.*
Eames used to think a long fuck was an hour, when at the end of it his hips are sore and he’s got a fucking charley horse and everybody’s gasping for air and dying for oxygen — he didn’t know shit.*
Arthur’s (nearly) ready to take it to the next level. For rufflefeather, who requested: First kiss leading to Merlin showing inexperienced!Arthur how to give a bj.*
Bill thinks Tom should be sweeter. Tom’s kind of pissed that Bill doesn’t see it.* You’ll need to register for this.
Work was his life and as long as Tony was on his six, life was good. He’d vowed to have Tony’s six too, but now Tony had secrets and there were friends Gibbs had never met or even heard of. It didn’t take a genius to see that things were changing and Gibbs didn’t like change.*
“This is what you need to do,” Arthur says, and tightens his lips, staring hard at the cabinet behind Merlin. It’s his battle face, the face he makes right before he absolutely devastates someone, when he’s thinking over how to do it most efficiently. “You need to do it back to him.”*
Tony’s father’s trial puts strains on everyone’s relationships. Now that Tony has got Gibbs he plans on keeping him. This is a sequel to Plans, Rules and Yachts.*
Bill Trumper was having one hell of a day, and didn’t care who knew it.* Sequel to The Blue of Desire. you’ll need to register for this.
Using the Round Table for its intended purpose (though it’s not exactly what Merlin imagined).*
The air of the dream is still rattling from the explosion. Eames’s knuckles are bruised and split. He slings his rifle back across his shoulder.*
Everyone needs a code to live by and someone to be with. Once you get the person and the rules you can deal with anything. But when Tony first makes his plan he has no idea how his life will change.*
Bill Trumper’s best friend Tom Kaulitz is the envy of all straight men, getting it with countless pretty girls whenever he wants with no strings attached. Bad news for Bill, who knows the best course is to keep his crush hidden to preserve their friendship. One day Tom blows Bill’s solidly-rooted notions out of the water with a confession that leaves him more confused than anything. Before Bill realizes, he’s tangled up in a dangerous love game with his best friend where only one thing is certain…someone’s getting hurt.* You’ll need to register for this.
Five times they did it and one time they didn’t.*
“I’m naked in the middle of the frickin’ forest with some guy I don’t even know – and it’s cold – and – ” He looks around wildly, searching for clothes he knows are not there. “I need my goddamn clothes.”*
Gwaine is supposed to be getting some sexy-times with Merlin. He doesn’t understand why that isn’t happening and he’s going to find out, dammit. *
Tom Kaulitz, Temperence nightclub’s number one bartender and resident hotshot is reluctantly bullied into attending his best friend’s bachelor party, held at a gay club. But Tom is left with more to worry about than his reputation when he locks eyes with Bill, the bartender at The Bronze Palace.*
So! Some people have asked for a sequel to Allowed. I’ve been writing bits and pieces of one for a while now (and also ng! I’m pretty easy), so there’s a beginning of one.* Sequel to Allowed.
Six months before the epilogue of The Bartenders, Tom and Bill set about fulfilling Tom’s ultimate wish – building the nightclub of his fantasies. In six short months, InformalClash is born.* Sequel of sorts to The Bartenders.
“I want you to fuck off somewhere else so that I can enjoy my evening,” Arthur said, but didn’t move away from where Eames had wrapped a hand around one hip.*
Akira and Hikaru both figure something out about the games they play.*
In 2020, the demons descended. The cataclysmic event came to be called “The Rising,” and the world that came after was called “Post-Apocalyptic,” though for North America most ways of life were preserved when the Walls went up around the major cities.
One powerful demon, the Nephilim known as Jorg Kaulitz, had twin sons with a powerful human psychic to secure an heir for his House. Fearing the potential destruction that Nephilim twins could cause, he separated them as infants. But can you ever truly separate what was meant to be?
After being reunited, no matter what the cost, the Kaulitz twins will never let anything, human or demon, get between them again. Together they have to take action when someone comes after Bill.*
Kris and Adam are undercover guardian angels charged with watching over Allison through her time on AI, but neither know about the other. OR, you know, any other excuse you can come up with for them both to have huge, kick-awesome secret wings. But I totally skipped the part about guardian angels or anything to do with Allison. Heh.*
Inuyasha leapt from tree to tree running faster than he’d ever run in his life. “Fucking bastard!” he snarled to himself while his eyes searched the distance. “I’m gonna fucking kill him!”*
On a mission to stop illegal arms shipments across the Arabian Peninsula, Tony is captured by a renegade sheikh and stumbles across a mystery that dates back to the Gulf War.*
“Not tonight.” Aya avoided Yoji’s outstretched fingers, but only marginally, the ghost of the touch making his skin pimple a little. But perhaps that was from the cool air of the bedroom and just having come from the warmth of an overlong shower.*
The tour’s right after the competition, and then they absolutely have to finish their albums, and then neither of them’s as busy but they’re never free at the exact same time, so the end result is they don’t get out to Arkansas until almost spring the next year. Adam’s pretty sorely disappointed by how normal the town is, and tries to explain to Kris about how everyone’s rumored to marry their cousins or siblings or something.* Sequel to Day Grows Slowly.
“Uh, this isn’t — I’m not — ” Kris said, trying to decide if it would make things worse or better if he just dropped all the boxes.”*
It doesn’t surprise Arthur when he hears, eventually, that they’ve developed a reputation for fighting like cats and dogs—since, in a sense, they are those things.*
Third part in the wing!fic series.* Follows Day Grows Slowly and Without Color or Sound.
“It has been brought to my attention that I want to have sex with you,” Ed said aggressively.*
This is a story wherein Arthur is a bastard, Eames is in love, Ariadne is taking over the world with her vocabulary and Yusuf is the only one with any dignity left to lose. This is a love story.*
Tom doesn’t seem to be interested in sleeping with girls anymore, and Bill makes it his mission to get his brother laid.*
Eames had long since thought of Arthur’s hair as permanently gelled into obedience. He’d had no earthly idea how – how wanton it could be, curving and wet at the tips and softening Arthur’s whole face.*
“It will probably hurt a bit, but I’ll take care of you,” Adam said, smirking extravagantly.*
Arthur + Eames + Eames’s ability to present as female on the dream plane = porn.*
I want to see Mike, fucked out and strung out, oversensitive and out of his mind. He’s never orgasmed so much in his life before and he is done.*
Mike is convinced he doesn’t like anal sex. Harvey sets out to prove him wrong (and is smug about it).*
Being a freshman piano performance major at a prestigious New England conservatory is difficult enough without landing the school’s star baritone as your singer, and inevitably, your hopeless crush.* Oh my god.
There is a hitch in Merlin’s stride, small but noticeable to anyone who is looking.*
“Without half-time, there would be no occasion to use one of the most enduring clichés to describe football: ‘It’s a game of two halves.’” Coda to The Running Play.
The idea here is that this is a fic in three and two parts. The phone call from both sides: desperate!Mike and needy!Harvey, and then the after party of both.*
The thing about London that Arthur liked most was that if you wanted to disappear everyone would let you, without a lot of fuss. And if you wanted to open a bookshop that only sold books on applied sciences, people might call you a lousy businessman, but mostly they’d leave you alone. Basically, no one in London gave two shillings for what Arthur did, which was why Arthur liked London enough to sell books on architecture, design, and engineering at a bookshop called The Robie House, a name he’d chosen on a whim when he was signing the papers and regretted ever since.*
After the restaurant closes at 12am, Brad puts all the open bottles of wines-by-the-glass on the bar and says, “We’re not leaving until these are done.” He gives each of the busboys, the waiters, the sous chefs a stern look, then his gaze finds Nate. “Unless our superior officer has something to say about it.”*
Arthur has a lot of feelings, mostly about Eames’ penis. Yusuf’s accidental truth drug helpfully illuminates them.*
Bill opened the D-SQUARED fashion show in Milan, and Tom was in the first row.*
Eames has a hard and fast rule against fucking anyone underage. Arthur would have the utmost respect for this rule, if he hadn’t just gotten cockblocked by it at the age of twenty-three.*
Tom had a crush on Georg for years, but Georg’s younger brother Bill comes crashing into his life, as a replacement or maybe something more…*
Harvey getting fed up with himself and just pushing Mike down on the bed and sinking down on Mike’s dick. And Mike is like WHOA WTF AWESOME and Harvey is like STFU AND FUCK ME.*
Thor complains about the overly loud copulation of his shield brothers. A Thor without sleep is not a happy Thor.*
Tony had forgotten Steve knew yoga. He’s reminded, quite suddenly, of why that idea left him so bothered.*
Written for the prompt: Mike sees Harvey naked, just once, just for a second. He means to forget the image — he really does — but with his memory, it sticks in his mind as clear as if he took a hi-def photo, blew it up and framed it in his bedroom. The image pops into his head at inopportune times (the more inopportune, the better). And then, after some confused nights of (accidentally, completely accidentally, he swears) masturbating to it, Mike realizes he doesn’t exactly mind the mental image.*
Brad unexpectedly meets a charming street hustler who insinuates himself into Brad’s heart and life. Can Brad get him off the street? Does he want off the street?*
Written as a fill for a prompt from the Captain America kinkmeme: “The first time Steve and Tony try something other than plain vanilla sex, they decide to go a little light bondage [...] halfway through the foreplay Tony freaks out when Steve touches his arc-reactor.”*
Steve wants to slow down how quickly Tony and he have sex. It’s a matter of stopping himself from giving over that will be the issue. But he’s always been good at strategy.*
Tony is curled up in the middle of the bed, pooled blankets of red and black cocooning his form. Steve can make out the large swatch that covers the damage he took to his shoulder. But Tony is still here.*
When Nate came to bed in a t-shirt that’s four sizes too big and a pair of boxers and he looked so coquettish that for a second Brad’s brain scrambled because Marine ran right into coquette and nothing made sense. For a second Brad didn’t understand him, totally lost that little bit of a handle on Nate he had. Then Nate crawled on top of him.* In the Modern Romance verse.
Don’t you know it’s supposed to feel better for boys?* Prequel to Modern Romance.
Not all of Hank’s changes are so obvious, and he has problems adjusting. Alex finally gets through to him.*