“Now listen. I know you don’t think of yourself as a famous person, but news flash, non-famous people don’t get invited to things by Lady Gaga, so do me a favor and pretend you’re a normal celebrity, just for tonight, okay?” from a prompt at aianonlovefest.*
When Adam and Archie are kidnapped all Kris and Cook can do is wait and hope for their loved ones to be returned to them.*
“You get you don’t have to take up a grand gesture lifestyle so I feel secure in your affections, right? I feel pretty secure.”*
In which Kris finds a puppy and the laws of probability change dramatically.*
Kris moves in with Adam, Adam is as dumb as a stump and his gaydar is still broken.*
The one where Mama Allen finally steps in because really, the boys are just being silly.*
Kris needs someone to take care of him on tour. Adam is fabulous in many ways. And sometimes things are what they look like. *
He’d offered to be a mentor, but he hadn’t really thought that through at the time. Now he’s accidentally outed Kris and he’s pretty sure the only way to make it up to him is to take him under his wing. Strictly in a mentor/mentee way, of course.*
His name is Adam, and like his namesake he was the first of his kind. A true pinnacle of cyberhuman evolution. An exemplar of the most creative technology ever conceived. A mesh of metal and meat, perfect in every way. Except one. He is uncontrollable. Even now, teams of our finest hunters are tracking down even the vaguest of rumours. But until he decides to step into the daylight, we may sit and wait.
The problems started with permission, or the lack thereof. Our scientists presented hours of testimony, studies and deductions to the relevant authorities but the Ethics Board turned down all our proposals. But that one single denial should stand before the march of scientific discovery was anathema to us. Completely unthinkable. We knew better than they. We were Cerberus. We would not be constrained by their cowardice and superstition. But now, I fear that the history books will hold the judgment. And that it will not be in our favor.*
It’s not like Kris is trying to jerk off to pictures of Adam. It just keeps happening.*
Okay, so it had been really sweet of Kris the night of the finale, and Adam was not ashamed to admit it had made his sniffling inner thirteen-year-old girl feel a lot better at the time.*
The box showed up during tour rehearsals, and since Adam had all the self-restraint of a three-year-old on Christmas, he opened it right there on the spot and then started laughing so hard he fell over sideways onto the floor and lay there wheezing.* Buh.
“I mean, you guys are like–you’re like soul mates or something. Come on! You’re Kris and Adam, man!”*
Having missed his chance at trying out for S8, Kris had watched in awe as Adam Lambert destroyed the competition that year. Now, he’s gotten into the finals of S9 and Adam is a guest singer on the show.*
“Humans do not come with the Fae’s built-in ability to recognize True Love, in fact they are likely to crap a Good Thing in the face. (Observe: Not literally, there is no need to keep wet wipes and sanitizers handy.) If that is the case for you and your True Love, you need to be patient. While the Fae recognize the fact that Destiny has their balls in vice-like grip, humans like to believe there actually is such a thing as Free Will. (Obviously, they’ve never met Destiny. My apologies, Destiny is a fair and beautiful lady who conducts her business in a very ladylike and efficient manner…)” – Interspecies Relationships: The Manual, by Aaron Long-Winded.*
High School AU. Most of the time Kris is okay, he really is, but then out of the blue a stray thought will hit him from that subconscious part of the mind that just won’t get it and the hurt will come back to the front like it was yesterday and not three years ago. *
Having missed his chance at trying out for S8, Kris had watched in awe as Adam Lambert destroyed the competition that year. Now, he’s gotten into the finals of S9 and Adam is a guest singer on the show.* Sequel to Rewriting HIstory.
Future fic. Eight years and a hundred songs later Adam shows up on Kris’s bus-step and follows him on tour. *
Kris hates the rush hour train with a passion but a certain tall dark stranger makes it worth his while. In more ways than one.*
Kris is determined to win Adam’s heart and if it take a tiara and a sparkly wand (the plastic kind, thank you very much) to get Adam to notice him, he’s willing to go all in. *
Life is a series of moments, in Kris’ opinion, as common and amazing as chain of atoms linking into a marvelous, intelligible molecule. Then he reaches for the long cane leaning unobtrusively behind his seat and shatters the moment to hell. *
Being a singer has always been Kris’s dream. Being a superhero is just an accident of birth.*
This wasn’t how he planned it.* More here (http://community.livejournal.com/the_kitchen_ink/tag/what%20a%20big%20belly%20you%20have%20kris-paw).
The planet shone outside the viewing deck, red-orange-jeweled under the swirls of violet cloud. Kris stood staring out at it, deceptively calm; they hadn’t started the landing yet.*
The first thing Kris saw was the car. It was huge, and really shiny, and it had clouds of steam billowing out from under the hood, which would get your attention even if you weren’t into cars. The second thing Kris saw was the guy standing in front of it, with his hands on his hips and a trucker hat on his head and a helpless expression on his face.*
“Kriiiiis!” Allison came sailing down the stairs and nearly knocked him right back into the coach before he had even managed to get both feet on the ground. Kris steadied himself with one hand and hugged her with the other, grinning ruefully: and he’d worried that he’d find her turned into too much of a proper young lady. The black dress made her look older than her seventeen years, and technically you could say her hair was up, but half of it had come spilling down in back. *
In which Adam (a rock star) meets Kris (a single dad) at an Emergency Room in Arkansas at the end of a particularly shitty night. Also features: San Francisco, fresh starts, baked goods, OCs, cameo appearances by Matt and Megan, pirates, monsters with garbage heads and a recording studio.*
College student Adam Lambert doesn’t really believe in the magical powers of knitting needles until he meets Kris Allen, knitting shop owner by day and gay erotica writer by night. Kris is an enigma wrapped in an adorable package and Adam finds himself wanting to strip away his layers (literally as well as figuratively), but at the end of the day will that be enough to make Adam mess with his carefully laid plans, or will his desire to “make it” stand in the way of true love?*
Kris Allen is tired of always being cast as the best friend in other people’s lives. When he first meets Adam Lambert and actually manages to ask him out on a date he thinks things will be different, but history repeats itself all over again and Kris is stuck pining over a guy that just wants to be his friend. But is it really only friendship Adam wants, and is Kris really just going to take it this time when there’s so much at stake?*
Acclaimed songwriter Kris Allen is finally laying down his own recording of his songs. He’s retired to the studio for a month, and he’s taken a vow: until the recording’s done, there’ll be no drinking, no partying, and definitely no girls. Everything’s going to be dedicated to the music. Until rock star Adam Lambert, recently returned from touring, turns up at the studio to remind Kris that he signed a contract to write a song to become Adam’s next single release – and Adam prefers to collaborate on every song that’s created for him.*
Listening to his dad play when he thinks Dylan is asleep makes Dylan kind of sad and worried. His dad is good, that’s what everyone says. But no one ever gets discovered in Arkansas. Alfie says even Baltimore is better if you want to be famous, but he still thinks that city kind of stinks, so he doesn’t recommend it to Dylan. He says they need to move to Los Angeles. That’s where all the famous people live. And Alfie has an Aunt Madeleine there, and he can totally come and visit sometimes.
Dylan doesn’t have his own computer, but his dad lets him use the one in the living room. He even has his own account there, with his very own user picture (Batman) and password (robinsux). So he already looked Los Angeles up, and he’s pretty sure Alfie is right about this. Because Los Angeles is where Adam Lambert lives, and if his dad is ever going to make an album and give concerts and stuff, Adam Lambert is the guy to help.*
When life hands you lemons you’re supposed to suck it up and make lemonade, but what happens when life hands you lemonade? Kris thinks it sounds too good to be true; Adam tries to convince him that things happen for a reason.*
Kristopher d’Alleyne is a young knight who is the heir to his father’s lands and betrothed to the beautiful Lady Katherine of Connell, but on an impulse, he follows Richard the Lionhearted to the Holy Land for the Third Crusade. When chance crosses his path with that of a Jewish warrior/spy on a secret mission that could have implications for both the Christian and Muslim forces in the area, Kris finds that his life is changed forever.
Adam Lambeorht had been given by his parents at a young age to serve a secret cabal of powerful Jewish nobles based in Spain. When King Richard of England persuades other European monarchs to join his Third Crusade, Adam’s masters send him to the Holy Land on a mission crucial to Jewish interests. He is trained in the arts of war and usually works alone and in secret, but when Adam encounters Kristopher d’Alleyne, he can’t walk away from the injured knight, no matter what it might cost him.*
Kris Allen is a Slayer, a Chosen One. Adam is the Master Vampire in Conway. They should hate each other on sight. They don’t.*
“This one’s to both of us,” Kris said, holding the shiny box up and giving it a shake. Adam came over and sat next to him on the couch, draping his legs over Kris’s. They had a couple of hours before anyone else was expected back and they kinda liked to open at least some of their fanmail when the other guys were gone. They’d gotten some… mildly embarrassing things in the past. “We’ve already gotten headphone splitters-”*
“I’m not crazy or anything, I promise. If you could just pretend you know me for a couple of minutes, you’d be saving my life, I swear.”*
Kris/Adam AU. Adam and Kris are in high school. Adam starts a gay/straight alliance and Katy and her friends want to join. Katy is dating Kris, and she makes him come along. He realizes he has feelings for Adam/is gay/etc. Something about them working together in the GSA, too, if you can.*
I don’t think I will write a proper sequel to More Myself with You, but I like that universe, and I intend to go back there from time to time. This is not a work in progress, as in I am not promising to continue anything. But I do believe I will. It’ll be fun to take a peek into their future.* I didn’t read the prequel to this, but I LOVED this sequel.
Even though a day is hardly a long time for anything, it feels like a slow build to Kris.* Third in the series after Just a Glance Away and Something in Your Eyes.
Kris doesn’t mind when life gives him lemons. He is good at making the best of lemons. He just thinks it sucks that when life gives him creme brulee, he didn’t know what to do with it.*
After a score of resoundingly dull society suitors, Kris Allen still longs for only one man: the dashing scoundrel who kidnapped him two years ago. Adam Lambert has a secret: he’s the one Kris seeks – it is his kiss he still yearns for. Confessing to his abduction would bring disaster and scandal upon them both. But how can he convince Kris to forsake his pursuit of his dream lover when all he dreams of is holding him in his arms again?* Harlequin challenge.
Kris is attacked by a mugger. He wakes up the next morning in the apartment of a gorgeous stranger with no memory of who he is.*
After years of working to break into the music industry, Adam is starting to let his bill-paying waiter job become more like a career. And then American Idol winner Kris Allen comes into his restaurant.*
“I have been enchanted by some witch’s Magic, and I, Prince Adam of Andalasia, find myself a stranger in a strange land. May I call upon your kindness — or, if not your kindness, then the respect due to a visiting noble, and ask to be taken to your Court, and presented to your Monarch?”*
Post-apocalyptic futurefic. The late summer sun is high over the base today, hot and intense. Kris tilts his face up and closes his eyes, pretending the hunters got fresh meat today, and that there are rain clouds on the horizon that’ll sift cool, clear water down on all their sweaty heads. Everybody has their happy place these days, but Kris tries to make his attainable. There’s no point in wishing the last five years never happened, because they did.*
This takes place about a year and a half after the end of Sing Without A Song. Adam has released a new album and Kris has been signed and released an EP. Both are touring to support their projects; Adam has his usual giant crazy roadshow while Kris is playing bars and clubs, trying to build a fanbase without using Adam’s name. And… that’s where we join the boys.*
Adam bites his lip, sheepishly. “Under normal circumstances, we’d have five cycles of courtship to get used to each other, but these are not normal circumstances. We’re actually on a very strict timeline, Kristopher. Excuse me for being a little anxious this courtship seems to be going nowhere,” he says, defensively.*
I’d love an AU Kradam drabble where Adam is on tour in Arkansas and runs into Kris at a local gay bar. Of course Kris is infatuated. Flirting kissing would be fun, too.*
It fucking figures, really, that they finally give n on the last night. A whole season, a whole tour and hours living in each other’s pockets and the sexual tension blows the day before they have to go back to the real world.* Scroll almost to the bottom of the comments for the second part.
Let’s be clear here, Adam knows that was a stupid thing to do. Adam knew that before, during, and after throwing that punch and you know what?* Scroll down for it. (I still love you Brangelina!)
Just as Kris gets up the courage to tell Adam how he feels about him, Adam mysteriously disappears from a bad neighborhood. Finding himself involved in a high-stakes investigation, Kris faces off with their record label, the FBI, and the demons of his and Adam’s complicated past to uncover who, if anyone, could have taken Adam.*
Cadet Kris Allen fiddled with his uniform, trying to press away a possibly imaginary wrinkle with his fingertips.*
Alright, so I’ve tweaked the prompt a bit so that Kris is a brand new werefox and Adam is an alpha werewolf… because that’s how it started writing itself, and to keep it different from the awesome KitKris story that is.. full of awesome.*
The only reason Adam goes on the stupid camping trip is because of Keith.*
“Can I have my hand back?” Adam says, chuckling nervously.*
The schmoopiest high school AU ever. This story chronicles the cheesy, sappy adventures of teenaged-boyfriends!Kradam and their merry group of friends.*
It is a risk, everything is, but Kris can see his master’s hand and it is nearly impossible to beat.*
“Of course, we can accommodate any menu choices. We’re very flexible.”*
ok so Adam is getting married and he and his husband to be have declared that neither of them are going to have a classic bachelor’s party/stag night so his friends are pretty irritated about that and as a sort of joke throw him a bridal shower complete with stupid games.
when it come to the “how well do you know your significant other game” it turns out that his fiance doesn’t know the answers but kris does. adam has to take a step back and think about why his best friend knows him so much better than the guy he’s engaged to.*
“In the matter at hand, exact figures are impossible to ascertain. The Volunteers of the International Dragon Forces were never systematically counted during the war due in part to the fact that newly transformed dragons and other humans joined the IDF on an almost daily basis and also casualty rates among new recruits is believed to have been particularly high. Many of the attacks by bio-wops wiped out entire flights, leaving no surviving members to report the scale of the devastation. This report bases its estimate on testimony of IDF and allied personnel, physical evidence from scenes in Zambia, Holland and many other countries and the dedicated efforts of military intelligence from countries like the US. *
The problem, Kris thinks, isn’t the wolf’s instinctual surrender; it’s the human’s complete capitulation.*
Jensen is the straight-laced by-the-book pack Alpha for the Dallas werewolves. Jared is a wild and reckless werewolf under house arrest and forced to take Jensen’s Beta collar. Will Jensen see beyond Jared’s wild ways to be his true mate; and will Jared see beyond the collar as anything but slavery?*
“Of all the questionable life-style choices Adam has made in his life (and there are a lot to choose from), he never expected volunteering at an ecological charity to be the one that ruined his life.”*
Adam wakes up in a body that is strangely familiar. Twice.*
When American’s shiniest superstar disappears in Japan, management calls in the only person likely to find him. Too bad, he’s also the last person who wants the job. (Originally written for the [info]aianonlovefest prompt: Taming of the Shrew-like story. Adam in total diva mode, and Kris is here to tame him.)*
This is a deleted scene from Winner Takes All, originally a follow-up to this bit:
It had been bad enough walking into the Top 36 and being informed hey, you are not allowed to leave the house after ten at night anymore; now here is your roommate, who is the nicest human being in the world and cute as a button and just the right size that you could lift him and wrap his legs around your waist and fuck him standing up. *
When Kris invited Adam to go camping, somehow Adam didn’t think he actually meant camping, as in tents, log fires, mosquitoes, and their parents… Set in the Cruise!fic ‘verse.*
Kris’s friends sends him on a singles cruise to get over his not so recent break up. No one, least of all Kris, predicted he would end up falling for the entertainment. *
“Every time I think of you, you’re gonna think of me,” Adam said, his voice dreamy and so, so pleased.*
“You’re sleeping in your car.”
“…yeah,” Kris tries not to sound defensive.
“Outside a gay bar at 2 a.m.”
“Yeah.”
“You really don’t have any place to go, do you?”
“No, I do, I just. I can’t go back there at night,” Kris admits softly, unable to meet Adam’s eyes.*
Kris was pretty used to getting picked up at the peace protests by now, and he knew all the tricks for making the most of it. Going dead weight so it took multiple cops to drag you off gave other people time to get away or keep the march going, making sure you didn’t have pockets or a bag or loose clothes made it hard for them to plant shit on you, weapons were bad news.*
Meet Kris Allen, freshman at Idol University, and out-and-proud gay man. And his roommate, fellow freshman Adam Lambert, who is… not.*
Sex without love is a compromise that’s rarely cost Adam more than fleeting regret. Love without sex, no surprise, isn’t in his nature at all. *
It’s not actually happening. No, like – Kris knows what that little plus sign means, that little, evil plus sign, but – it’s not really there. This is all a hallucination. It makes so much sense.*
“So,” he says dully, “basically, I have no control over my own life, I’m supposed to marry a man I barely know, for fucked up political reasons that I couldn’t possibly care less about. What else is new?” In which personal is political and revolution is more complex than it seems.*
Finding the dragon’s cave is as easy as Kris expected it to be.*
Five times they did it and one time they didn’t.*
“I’m naked in the middle of the frickin’ forest with some guy I don’t even know – and it’s cold – and – ” He looks around wildly, searching for clothes he knows are not there. “I need my goddamn clothes.”*
In the City of Angels, Adam and Tommy are called to lead in the protection of mortals–but a chance encounter with one of the damned leaves Adam reeling, his mating instinct awakened.*
Kris sighs and sets down his stylus. Breathe deeply, he thinks. Allison will kill you if you hurt her brother, he thinks. You do not want another ice age, he thinks. You don’t have time enough to deal with all the souls as it is. He turns around.*
A story about an old movie theatre, fate, second chances and falling in love in the rain.*
Kris fell in love with Adam and was subsequently cursed to be stuck in a snow globe forever. So this snow globe is passed on from generation to generation and until Adam (who’s being reincarnated lifetime after lifetime until he’s reunited with his soulmate) finds him, the curse won’t be lifted.*
“We either land here, or we keep going and crash in those mountains up ahead. Your choice.”*
Kris and Adam are undercover guardian angels charged with watching over Allison through her time on AI, but neither know about the other. OR, you know, any other excuse you can come up with for them both to have huge, kick-awesome secret wings. But I totally skipped the part about guardian angels or anything to do with Allison. Heh.*
“Someone has to keep the paparazzi employed.”
“Better you than me, dude,” Kris says brightly. Then, softer, serious and a little cynical, “and you do such a great job.”
There are about a dozen different ways to interpret that, or there would be if Adam didn’t recognise the conspiratorial gleam in Kris’s eyes. Five years on, the rules have changed, even if the people haven’t.*
The tour’s right after the competition, and then they absolutely have to finish their albums, and then neither of them’s as busy but they’re never free at the exact same time, so the end result is they don’t get out to Arkansas until almost spring the next year. Adam’s pretty sorely disappointed by how normal the town is, and tries to explain to Kris about how everyone’s rumored to marry their cousins or siblings or something.* Sequel to Day Grows Slowly.
“Uh, this isn’t — I’m not — ” Kris said, trying to decide if it would make things worse or better if he just dropped all the boxes.”*
Professor Kristopher Allen is the newest Quidditch coach at Hogwarts and Professor Adam Lambert hates his guts.*
Third part in the wing!fic series.* Follows Day Grows Slowly and Without Color or Sound.
After spending one night together, Kris and Adam can’t stop thinking about each other.*
Adam Lambert may not have stolen the Matheron Diptych, but he’s about to sell it on the black market for a nice profit. He’s not going to let an FBI investigation get in his way…if he can just shake the agent who’s shadowing his every move.
Special Agent Kris Allen has been watching Adam for weeks. But is Kris planning to arrest the glamorous art fence and retrieve the diptych? Or does he want more from Adam than just stolen merchandise?
When Kris saves Adam’s life, the line blurs between Fed and criminal. But while Kris melts at Adam’s touch, someone far more dangerous is searching for the diptych….*
Kris Allen, high school orchestra teacher, meets Adam Lambert, high school drama/choral teacher. Sparks fly… and the rest is in the story.*
Adam’s box of emergency supplies includes: a flashlight, a four-pack of fat candles, a whistle, a Bio Hazard bag, paper plates, an air horn, aluminum foil, tinned and packaged food, juice, aspirin, rain gear, an extension cord, dish soap, pliers, safety pins, and towels.*
A wrong turn had Kris working in a diner in San Glam, California. He’s getting used to the little eclectic town, and its zany inhabitants. He’s doing great, he just wasn’t expecting to meet Mr. Right or that his rockstar looking crush would be quite so…crazy, really. What’s with Adam insisting that Kris is going to turn in a ball of fluffy teeth and desire for blood on the full moon?*
He’s just about ready to give up hope of making it into the business. He’s still wearing plaid. Like everyone, they are dealing with the aftermath of life not proceeding according to expectations and hoping that Plan B will work out even better than Plan A.*
“It will probably hurt a bit, but I’ll take care of you,” Adam said, smirking extravagantly.*
Adam always wanted to be a rockstar. Being the poster-child for unicorn conservation, the top trending scandal on Twitter and a wanted federal fugitive? That wasn’t ever meant to be part of of the plan but when Adam finds a baby unicorn hiding behind a dumpster one night, his life is never ever the same again.* This is the best thing in the whole world. If I could tag it “favorite” twice, I would.
Takes place about five years after the college au ends. Kris and Adam are on their own and things aren’t easy. (You don’t need to read that before you read this. All you need to know is that they met in college and fell in love.)*
“Fear is a poison, Kris,” his father had told him once when Kris was small, rubbing Kris’ back before he flicked off the lamp on the bedside table. “Fear and hate; they’ll ruin you. They ruin everything.”*
When Adam Lambert showed up at his birthday party, Kris had had enough. He really didn’t know what sort of strange rock star style life Adam led, but no matter how famous he was, Kris was not bending over for a pile of sparkly, shiny gifts.*
It’s his dream job; a chance at revenge and a payoff that will buy him the life he always wanted in one once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Adam ‘Silverfyre’ Lambert knows he’s the best merc money can buy but for this job, he’s going to need the very best systems-hacker/datarunner in the game. Lucky for him, he knows exactly who he’s looking for…
Once upon a time, Kris Allen wasn’t afraid of anything. That was then, this is now and Kris has resigned himself to a quiet, discreet life on the right side of the law. He thinks he’s buried his past; right up until a big bad merc calling himself ‘Silverfyre’ comes crashing into his life. He wants Kris’ help and he just won’t take no for an answer.
One last job and they never have to see each other again.
They’ve just got to last that long…*
If Kris ever thought of bonding, he thought of Katy. Not the American Idol, an aloof, self-proclaimed rock star in too much eyeliner and leather. He thought of marriage and love, not a last minute desperate attempt from a stranger to save his life.*
Musical Tour AU. The one where Kris is almost painfully clueless but Adam wants to date him anyway. *
While Kris Allen, undercover LAPD, is on assignment, he meets Adam Lambert, with whom he feels a deep connection. Kris breaks his own rule about forming relationships while undercover and sleeps with Adam, only to discover that Adam is DEA and that he lied to Kris. Kris has to put his own hurt aside to work with Adam, but will Adam be able to convince Kris that they could be more than partners on this assignment?*
Kris has been scared for so long that the fear has become a part of him. A constant current just beneath his skin, honing his every instinct until he becomes one with the forest, every sight and sound directly wired to his nervous system. The sound of a twig breaking will have him moving in the other direction before he’s even registered the sound, and a shadow will make him stop dead, holding his breath while he waits for it to pass… *
If I’d known I was following some Middle Ages husband-finding potion I totally wouldn’t have listened to it!*
Adam wakes up married. But he’s not in Vegas and it’s seven years after he fell asleep.*
Adam Lambert, a young L.A. musician, lost his sight in a car wreck that also took the life of his lover. Now, two years later, he has finally put that dark time in his past– but how will he cope when his new personal assistant, Kris Allen, unknowingly brings it all bubbling back to the surface?*
This is a romantic comedy fic…not angsty one. Kris is told he only has three months to live (we find out later there was a mistake at the hospital and he really isn’t dying) so he decides to spend it doing things he’s always wanted to do but was too afraid to try. During his “new life”, he meets Adam. Based on the movie “Last Holiday” with Queen Latifah.*
“Adam knows that sometimes, life surprises you with irony. And sometimes, life bitch-slaps you with it.”*
Yeah, Adam’s gay, and has an extensive knowledge of flowers and fabrics and he makes fantastic color palettes for weddings, but…does that mean that he has to be the walking stereotype of a wedding planner? *
Kris feels like he should say something, something meaningful, that can sum up their relationship: beautiful parting words maybe, or even cruel ones, but something better than this horrible silence that stretches between them.
It’s no use. He’s always been shit at meaningfulness. With enough time, Kris usually comes up with profound, moving things. With enough time and distance, he even turns those things into songs.
Right now, looking at Adam, all he can come with is: `How did we let it end like this, so dreadful, so empty? When did we stop being enough for each other?*
Kris thought he was honestly prepared for anything after Adam came home with six bags of prunes to prevent constipation, and tried to make him dry swallow a box of antacids: ‘Just in case, Kris, the books say heartburn is painful’. Kris should have remembered the courtship, and never let down his guard.* Sequel to Too Mer to Woo Peaceably.
Written for horrorparties’s DonorsChoose request – “Maybe something angsty? With longing?”. Much thanks to deannawol for the beta and nitpick.
Some people looked forward to carnation day all year; for others, it was a personal hell.*
High school AU. Brad decides that Kris and Adam ought to be dating, so he hatches an elaborate scheme and involves everyone else in the plot.*