clint/darcy

What Happens In Bangkok Totally Doesn’t Stay in Bangkok

Wherein Darcy is just trying to live her life in the midst of all this chaos (And, boy, is there ever chaos.) but the universe… well, the universe is one twisted bitch. Or the one where Darcy’s mother chooses the

Series || Road to Joy

Jane hired Darcy because she was the only applicant- but why did a political science student want a physics internship? Turns out, she just needed to get away from the bruises and the black eyes. She goes to New Mexico

I Take My Chances

Darcy Lewis co-owns Green Thumb plant nursery with her grandmother. When the nursery is threatened by bad guys, there’s only one thing to do: Call in the guys with a plan. No, not those guys. The other guys. The Avengers

You Need a Rock Not a Rolling Stone

The first time Darcy gets kidnapped by a mad scientist, it is not her fault.*

Frankie Says Relax

Where Darcy gets a day job.*

Having a Bit of a Day, Here

Where Darcy gets a super power, kind of, sorta. Geez, she’s just having a bit of a weird week, alright?*

Peace With a Faulty Heart

“I don’t know him!” Darcy blurted out. “I thought if I went to his place, I’d know a bit more but it’s, like, a movie set for someone playing who he thinks Dad’s supposed to be.”*

Series || Asylum ‘Verse

The story of how Darcy Lewis accidentally helps found the Avengers while having an epic, failboaty romance with that dude she nailed in a bar two years ago. Tasers, jackbooted thugs, Tony Stark, and life-altering job offers are par for

Simple, Not Easy

Darcy should have seen it coming. She couldn’t hang around the spandex crowd forever and not end up with a great big target painted on her back eventually. She was just surprised it took Loki so long.*

The Only John Wayne Left in This Town

Clint’s got a secret love, and it’s spelled b-a-n-j-o.*

Even a Miracle Needs a Hand

When Darcy takes Clint home for the holidays as her fake boyfriend, he charms his way into the family, and into her -pants- heart.*

Just Temporary, Ma’am

In which Darcy procures a fake boyfriend in order to get Jane off her tits about this “Darcy doesn’t have any friends” thing. Which is ridiculous, Darcy has over 300 friends.*

Cut to Fit

When Jane moves into the mansion, she takes Darcy with her.*

You Might Need It Someday

It all started because Clint’s a whistler and Darcy has always liked 80s music. Lunch ensued.*

The World Drags Me Down

Darcy Lewis has a… kind of a thing with Clint Barton. But it’s just sex, right?*

Series || Happiness Is a Warm Tazer

Jane and Darcy are being moved to New York to work at S.H.I.E.L.D. It’s a whirlwind of a summer and Darcy doesn’t even have her iPod back, but not for lack of trying.*