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But Not the Song

This is slavefic. Boys in cages.*




The Art of Underwater Breathing

Then Spencer finds the link to the crew information, and Ryan leans close, chin on Spencer’s shoulder, to study the high-quality picture of two young men, about their age and involved in a water fight – their chests glistening in the sun, laughing and unaware of the camera. The description says: “Left: Brendon Urie, diving instructor, CMAS M***, right: Jon Walker, captain and diving instructor, CMAS M**.”*




Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool

“So, I’m pretty sure she knocked me up before she left,” Brendon said conversationally.*




Finding Emo

Brendon is still missing his babies. Ryan Ross is a bitchy pregnant seahorse. And MikeyWay has run away to the Reef, and theh other must brave the unknown to rescue him. Drama! Angst! Less fish puns than the last one! More Mpreg, of sorts. Boys (and girls) as sea creatures.* Sequel to Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool.




Only One Place They Call You One of Their Own

In which there is a wedding, a bubble machine, and Spencer is certainly not dating Brendon Urie.*




Untitled Snippet

Ryan has very rarely been content with his life. He’s been happy and he’s been morose and he’s been everything in between, but he’s always strived for something more. It’s never really been enough.*




A Finer Command of Language

I called this the bus!accident fic while I was writing it. Largely because the premise is that Panic gets in a bus accident. I’m clever like that.*




Solvation

It’s possible, maybe, that the whole thing is Brendon’s fault.* Follows Supersaturation.




The Story of Jon, Ryan, and the Not-Date

He’s pretty sure if Brendon asks what’s going on with him and Ryan, like really asks, and breaks out his patient, “I’m listening” face and big fucking earnest eyes. Jon’s not going to be able to keep from saying something like “So I kinda really want to fuck me. How’d I go about getting that, you think?”*




Your Day Breaks, You Mind Aches

Last night they’d talked until they were hoarse and now Spencer’s not sure if there’s anything more to say.*




(Snowmen Have) Nothing to Hide

In which Spencer is antisocial and hates Christmas, Ryan is in love, Jon is planning vacations, and Brendon doesn’t want to spend Christmas alone.*




Talks Like a Gentleman

Bored, small-town schoolteacher Ryan Ross meets Jon Walker, a man with a secret. Things ensue.*




So Put Me Where I Belong

Neither Brendon or Spencer are answering his calls, and it’s frustrating. Because Ryan knows their house will be toasty warm, and he wants in.* Follows Talks Like a Gentleman.




Do Rockstars Dream of Electric Sheep

Crack!fic in which Spencer has weird dreams, questions his sexuality, and spends a lot of time hiding things away in boxes in his mind.*




Finding the Words to Say

Superpowers AU in which Ryan Ross can’t help reading people’s minds, Jon Walker absorbs energy (and usually controls it perfectly), Spencer Smith shoots ice from his hands and saves melting refreshments, and Brendon Urie sometimes bursts into flames.*




When Brendon Met Spencer

He’s wearing a red hoodie, tight girl-jeans and has a backpack slung over his shoulder. He’s also completely making out with a scraggly looking dude with greasy flat-ironed hair.*




Navy Scrubs (Or, Of Life, Love, and Relationships, by Spencer J. Smith, age twenty-eight)

Hospital AU. Spencer Smith has moved to Chicago to work at Chicago General with his best friend, one Ryan Ross. Here he meets some hilarious staff members, makes a lot of friends, and drinks a lot of coffee.




Kings of New England

Every summer since he was six, Ryan went to Connecticut to stay with his Aunt Eleanore.*