Brunch brunch baby

The taxi drops them off in front of a restaurant, and Steve gives Bucky his best unimpressed expression, only slightly dampened by his sunglasses. “A restaurant? Really?” “Shut it,” Bucky says and sashays to the door, drawing Steve’s gaze down

What Makes a House a Home

It’s Jim’s first day of Starfleet Academy and Chris is not nervous, no matter what his wife says. (“This isn’t how fucking adoption works,” Chris remembers telling the seven-year-old standing on his doorstep in the almost-light of the late summer

The Good Brother

A reworking of Pride & Prejudice. After the events of Ramsgate Darcy makes a choice that has an drastic effect on his life before the events of Hertfordshire.

Till You or Jane Return

A part reworking of Pride & Prejudice. Jane accompanies Elizabeth to Lambton with Gardiners, with interesting results, while Lydia is refused permission to go to Brighton.

So You Were Never a Saint

“I think Bond’s trying to be your friend,” Eve tells him. “…well,” Q says slowly, “this is a new and disturbing development.”

French Roast

This was the only place to get coffee within a mile’s radius of his work site and Raleigh only had a half hour break, so his twitchy concern over being filthy from hanging drywall all morning was just going to

Hold On to Me As We Go

“I want everyone to be okay.” He shakes his head. “That’s never going to happen. You’re one bunny, and it’s the whole wide world, Carrots.” Nick pulls back to tuck his fingers under her chin, forcing her to look at


After the death of his wife, Mr. Bennet realizes that he must take responsibility for his four young daughters.

the way you nod after everything i say (like it actually means something to you)

“You know Clarke texts you, like, every twelve seconds, right?” Octavia asks, when his phone buzzes at lunch one Sunday. He glances down, sees Clarke has said, yeah okay but is there actually more than one nicholas sparks movie or

We Will Meet In Another Life

Tony is there instead of Howard during Project Rebirth. He ends up following Steve into the Howling Commandos, into the Atlantic ocean and into the 21st century.

You Know You Have a Permanent Piece of My Medium-Sized American Heart

“Hey Hermes!” The ambient suspicion level in the Rec ratcheted up significantly. Kapoor was disturbingly cheerful. “We’ve sent you some mission updates in the data dump, but Mitch and I wanted to personally let you know—” Mitch visibly rolled his

A Two Days’ Courtship

Freshly engaged, Elizabeth and Darcy adjust to their new relationship.

Series || Squad Goals

When James Bond and Q get turned into children, Tanner is the only one who can look after them. He’s not sure why, either.

Beauty and the Beast

“People always assume. When they hear tattoo artist, they picture the biker type, beard and heavy muscles. When they hear ex-cop, they imagine sordid stories, alcohol and blood.” John owns a tattoo parlor, and his new life is quiet, pleasant.


Most of Owen’s family were shifters. As it turned out, Owen wasn’t any different. (What he could shift into, on the other hand…)


After the incident and leaving the warehouse, Owen sees something. He sees it. But he can’t believe it.

Civic Duty

After three months of Killian going on about some girl named Swan, Liam gets impatient with waiting for his little brother to introduce him to his girlfriend, and decides to take matters into his own hands. …In a suitably embarrassing

Aunts Aren’t Gentlemen

“First things first,” Tony says. “I loved A Knight’s Tale.”

God, He’s Gorgeous

“Jesus Christ, keep it in your pants Peeks.” Sharpy has covered his mic and is clearly trying not to laugh at him. Patrick doesn’t care enough to tell him to fuck off. “God, he’s gorgeous,” Patrick says to Sharpy, looking

I Take My Children Everywhere (But They Always Find Their Way Home)

“Oh my god,” Phil groans, smacking a hand over his face just as a tiny Tony Stark marches up to him and very determinedly and with great gusto, kicks him in the shin.

Comfortable Territory

“Shit, man, you’ve got your eye on someone? Who is it? Do I know her? What’s the hold up?” Shitty asks. Jack furrows his brow, confused. “Uh, what? Shitty, no, there’s no girl-” “A guy?” Shitty interrupts, clearly having entirely

Birds of a Feather

Sid refuses to be jealous of something that’s two and a half feet high and can’t play hockey. OR: The Pittsburgh Zoo named some penguins after the Penguins, and no one will let Sid forget the one named after him

Series || Team Bed

Snapshots of a team preparing the Team Bed for the season.

Phone, Please!

“Bits, you live tweeting this?” Shitty asks.

Take Me As I Am

After the All-Stars game he’s constantly at the edge of her vision. Tricia skypes her while she’s in Switzerland, because Jamie is the only one besides Jonathan Toews that will actually answer her Skype calls. Everyone else is tired of

Paws of Life

Life in a sleepy small town is a welcome change of pace for Sidney. Eager to leave his old city life behind, he’s ready to settle into a quiet routine where the stress of his job peaks at planning a

A Short List of Relevant Skills and Abilities

They’re very good at a lot of things, but none of those things are very good.

I’m Ready to Give This All I Have (I’m Ready to Be Amazed)

Five times Patrick and Jonny played house, and one time they finally got their shit together. Or: Patrick proposes in pre-school. It just takes them a while to figure themselves out.

It Takes Two Thieves, a Maniac, and an Assassin…

By unspoken agreement, they take turns watching over Groot. It’s not an exciting job at first.

Floor 37

Mike’s last three days of indentured servitude to Louis (and whoever Louis farms him out to) are spent in the service of an elderly lawyer named Jack, who poached him from a partner and knows more than he’s letting on.