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Slow Build

Jensen always knows what Jared needs.*




Hollow Years

Thousands of years ago Pandora’s Box was opened and evil let out into the world. Now it’s time for the box to be opened again and at the center of an age old prophecy stands two young men; Jared Padalecki, whose heart was broken five years ago and whose visions might prove to be the death of him, and Jensen Ackles who’s spent the last five years running from the monster he’s become, and the man he can’t let himself love. Will they be able to fulfill their destiny and release the missing part of their soul, or will they perish trying as so many have before them?*




Veterans of the Psychic Wars

When the invasion came, no one was ready. Humanity faltered. We died by the thousands, then by the millions. Nationals fell before them before the survivors could begin to hold them back.*




Not the World’s Most Masculine Man

“Admit it,” Brendon said, leaning close and purring in Ryan’s ear, “I’m pretty much the girl of your dreams.”*




All My Best Titles Are Song Lyrics

Spencer, Ryan concluded, had some kind of magical powers. That, or the uncanny ability to sweet-talk his boyfriend’s friend’s friend’s security guards into getting them on the guest list for this entirely swanky, if rather vacuous and showy, party. It was LA, Ryan expected nothing less; he’d left his wide-eyed wonder behind somewhere around the third semester at UCLA when he realized this was just another city and he was just another music studies major.*




The Sweetest Sin

Time marches on, as it is wont to do, and things quickly settle down after the drama on and around Valentine’s Day. With the tension between Ryan and Brendon now converted into an almost sickeningly sweet relationship, the atmosphere in Little Things is back to its usual chocolate-scented harmony. The days slide into weeks, and then months, bringing warm weather and a rush of students needing a chocolate fix during their finals.* Sequel to The Little Things.




The One Where Brendon Gets Knocked Up

Brendon turns into a girl for a day and his bandmates cannot control their urges. And so, when Brendon turns back into a guy and discovers he is pregnant, no one knows who the father is.*




Of Vampires and Rock Stars

“Make sure that the Clandestine Vampire Hunters reach the House of Wolves bar,” Beckett said a disturbing tranquiility about his voice. “I have already given the orders to my men, but the other gangs might go after them now that they’re wounded.” Linked to the last chapter that has links to all previous chapters embedded.*




But Not the Song

This is slavefic. Boys in cages.*




The Clock On the Wall Has Been Stuck for Days

Ryan Ross is a college student working at a women’s clothing store. He lives with his roommate, Spencer Smith, another college student who works at a call center. One night, he has the mischance of falling, right into one Brendon Urie, a hairstylist from across the quad. Along with their mutual friend, Jon Walker from the card shop, a story of love ensues. Disclaimer: So not even true.*




The Wednesday ‘Verse

Where Panic are largely rentboys, MCR runs a clinic, and FOB is off in Sausalito, saving the manatees.*




A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Say Anything

“Well,” Pete’s mom says, one hand on her hip. She leans against the car window, peering in at Patrick. “At least you’re not twenty-eight.”* Sequel to A Little More Sixteen Candles.




Roll Off Your Tongue

Brendon Urie is a big damn rockstar and plays eight different instruments and cannot for the life of him get this fucking hotel room door open.*




You and Your Hand

Brendon feels pretty dumb when he thinks about it later, but the first time he walks in on Ryan, he’s not actually sure what Ryan’s doing. He stands and stares for like a whole minute, frowning in confusion, because what, is Ryan in pain or something?*




A Little More Kill Bill

Pete has only two things to live for: Keeping Patrick alive and killing as many vampires as he can.*




Rose Is a Four-Letter Word

Ryan’s allergic to roses. Well, maybe “allergic” is the wrong word for it.*




Attention to Detail

Brendon paid attention to what would make Ryan chuckle, low and breathless, and what would make him shudder and bite his lip.*




Like You Imagined

Yeah, Ryan’s thought about it.*




NaNoRyRo

To sum up: one month’s worth of off-the-cuff, unbetaed, unpolished Brendon/Ryan porn. Understand? :D*




Indago: Reborn

Harry and Draco are a little older and wiser… but this vulnerable.* Sequel to Indago.




Indago

A missed potion reveals a secret about Draco and Snape. They’re of a rare species and have sniffed out Harry as one of their own. Can Harry stand up to two violent, animalistic, sexually charged Slytherins?*




Trauma Medicine

She was the youngest of the ones who’d survived.*




A Good Catholic Boy

Duo is orphaned and sent to an orphanage where he meets Heero.*




august & everything after

A year in the life; teaching at a private Catholic high school.*




Once Upon a Time’s Only Fiction Until Tomorrow Becomes Today

Ashlee and Pete marry in a small civil ceremony (one judge, a notary and Patrick) seven minutes after they apply for a marriage license (seventy two hours after Ashlee returns from her gynecologist). Despite this somewhat inauspicious beginning, Ashlee and Pete are overwhelmingly happy.*




The Inevitable Slide

“Keltie wants to watch us fuck,” Ryan says evenly, like it’s a perfectly rational thing to throw out there and discuss.*




The Present and the Distance

There are 17,508 islands in Indonesia, about 6,000 of which are inhabited. On August 31, 2008, returning from an Australian tour in the middle of the year’s most violent storm to date, a plane carrying Panic at the Disco loses power, veers off course, and crashes into one of the remaining 11,508 islands. This is their story.*




Family, Friendship, and Love

Someone once asked him if he’d thought his life would turn out like this.*




Angelika

Dorian was just another boy; or so he considered himself to be. But certain beings have their sights on him. They’re Flyers; sensuous creatures that resemble the very angels by their massive wings, but possess the power to change a young man’s body to carry their offspring. Now Dorian must try to withstand the advances of the most beautiful creature he’s ever encountered, and harder still, accept that task he’s been chosen for.*




Beach Music

Brendon Urie is and has always been a girl. She meets Gerard Way. Things happen.*




I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like

Jared is a big gay celebrity gossip blogger. Jensen is the biggest straightest action star in Hollywood. Boysex ensues.*




Dark Alec

These are stand-alone stories, 50-90 pages long each, that are in sequence as if they’re episodes of DA Season 4 *aka DARK ALEC). They begin not too long after the novel AFTER THE DARK ends, in 2022, and incorporate material from the television show, the three novels, and THE EYES ONLY DOSSIER.*




Taut

They’ve gone almost a month without a real cause.*




Threw Away the Sun

Six months after John Winchester goes missing on a hunt, Dean goes to Palo Alto to find a psychic.*




The Man in the Dark

Only when I saw the flash of the knife did I know it was too late.*




Just This

Sam and Dean. The aftermath.*




A Beginning to An End

Sam asks for something he never thought he’d bargain for.*




Volley ‘Verse

When Jensen meets Mac’s new volleyball coach, he falls head over heels in lust. Can they overcome misunderstanding and tragedy and find their way to each other?*




Out Through the Stars

Gerard is a Speaker for the Dead.* Space AU!




Erasing All This Body’s Known

Spencer isn’t even surprised when Ryan comes storming over, making his way purposefully across the dance floor to where Spencer is leaning against the wall and talking with a guy. Ryan’s the most irritating kind of cockblocker in that he always looks so earnest — well, as much as Ryan ever has facial expressions anyway — when he explains to Spencer how he was just trying to look out for him.*




War Bride

He remembers Nicky Sharpton calling from Korea and saying, “Shep, I swear, she’s amazing, you’ll love her; I can’t wait for you to meet her.”*




Simply Ray

“You ever feel like you don’t know who you are? Like if you weren’t around somebody, or that someone wasn’t around you, then you wouldn’t be you, or at least not the you that you think. You ever think like that?*




Thirty

Jensen turns thirty. Jared acts weird. Jensen wants to know what’s going on. Smut ensues.*




Human Wreckage

When Gerard turns up at his door, duffle-bag stuffed with any clothes he could find, clean or dirty, Patrick huffs a laugh and steps back to let Gerard through.*




A Theraputic Chain of Events

“I thought you were going to offer some sage, Jon Walker advice and fix everything!” Brendon said. Jon shrugged a little, grinning. “Hey, I don’t know how to fix this one. I’d say ‘move on’ or ‘find someone else’, but I’m guessing you’ve tried that so…” Jon shrugged again, “I’ve got nothing.”*




The Deaf ‘Verse

High school aged Waycest, only very slightly AU, it’s 2007 and Gerard is 19, Mikey’s almost 16, having lost his hearing in an accident when he was 13.*




Une Femme ‘Verse

Gwen Way is a student at SVA and Frank is one of her little brother Mikey’s school friends. It’s a few weeks away from the end of the school year when happenstance brings them together.*




When I Was a Little Girl

Frank is a dyke. Period. She doesn’t like boys. At all. But if you squint (or you’re drunk enough) sometimes Gerard totally looks like a girl.*




This Story’s Going Somewhere

Ageswap AU, in which Pete is still young enough that people are hopeful he will one day act his age, Joe is under no such illusion, and Patrick and Andy are old enough to know better (but young enough to do it anyway).*




The Origin of All Things

Something goes wrong during the evacuation of Atlantis, stranding members of the Atlantis expedition and SG-1 on a very strange world.*




Maybe This

Jared was seventeen the first time he sucked another boy’s dick. He was twenty-one the first time he sucked off a man old enough to be his father and got paid for it. He’s two months from his twenty-third birthday, and some days he feels like he’s spend his lifetime hooking.*




Sixteen Tons (How Frank Made It Happen)

Working Girl AU, written for the reel_band challenge.




A Little Piece With You

The boys form a jazz band at a Chicago speakeasy in the late 1920s.*




Sweet Dreams

Tonight is a hotel night, blessedly, but while the soft pillows and fresh sheets are calling to him like a dreamy sonata, hotel night also means sex-with-Ryan night, and Brendon is not passing that up.*




Oistros

It’s like going into heat, like with cats, with the added bonus of becoming completely fixated on one specific person. Spencer isn’t sure whether cats do that or not, but if they do, it’s much less freaky than when Ryan does it.*




The Long and Winding Yellow Brick Road

Season 7 rewritten, FDAS style. An epic tale of adventure, love, and Oz.*




Remembering You

What does Daniel remember and why is it so important?*




Primary Protocols

Jack and Daniel reestablish their primary operating protocols.*




Astronomy

Jack and Daniel take a trip to Pike’s Peak.*




Dinner of Herbs

“Better is a dinner of herbs where love is.” Maybe Jack and Daniel don’t get to have everything, but what they do have, they have together and for them, that’s pretty damn good.* Sequel to Prodigal Son and Passion Play.




Passion Play

Jack and Daniel let go of the difficulties of the past and choose to move on with their deepening relationship together.* Sequel to Prodigal Son.




Nothing in Common

Daniel and Jack spend a Sunday at home together.*




Pearls of Wisdom

Jack realizes too late that his feelings for Daniel are more than just friendship. When he gets a second chance to act on that love, he passes it up until their mis-remembered past brings Daniel to seek comfort in his arms.*




Stealing Minnesota

One little white lie… and some home truths.*




Diversion

Jack and Daniel are forced to masquerade as lovers on a covert mission to infiltrate a Goa’uld pleasure palace. They find themselves living the role.*




More Than What I See

This isn’t rhythm at all, it’s chaos. It’s fire. And that’s kind of what Brendon is, the bundle of energy and chaos and fire, no rhythm or rhyme, just madness, impossibly beautiful madness.* Sequel to Everybody Needs a Place to Start, prequel to Somewhat Shy of Definition and Still Unheard Though I Listen.




Caught Between

Pure and total PWP.*




For the End of My Broken Heart

Dad’s disappeared and Sam’s left to pick up the pieces of his brother.*




Moon on Fire

Set six months after the end of For The End of My Broken Heart (if you haven’t read that, this won’t make much sense). The boys are still dealing with the change in their relationship, as well as the new bond, all while investigating a case involving an Ancient Egyptian cult, a killer mummy and some very unusual deaths.*




Body Heat

Ben feels the need to reaffirm what’s his.*




Who You Turn To When You Can’t Stand the Dark

Peter vs. John Scott.*




Genius

Patrick considers himself unattractive. Pete considers him wrong and talks Joe and Andy into helping him prove otherwise.*




Shadows Fade

Billy Tallent teams up with a lawyer from San Francisco to work on his custody case, and gets a lot more than he bargained for.* Sequel to both Northern Comfort and No Secrets, but should be read after No Secrets.




The Quality of Mercy

Duncan and Methos attempt to work out their differences after Byron’s death.*




On Life and Living

It’s been more than a year, and John still can’t believe that Elizabeth’s gone.*




Losing You to Those Before

Remy is captured and killed during a mission, devestating the whole team. Will things be the same when Remy is found alive? Will Remy survive finding his lost family?*




Blue Like Heaven

Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.*




The Damaged ‘Verse

Dean thinks he’s escaped his past, but then he runs into a whole new set of problems – and some sides of the supernatural that’s he’s never seen before – when he meets Jared.*




Turn the Page

It’s three years later, and Sam’s nearing the end of law school. Dean’s pretty badass and amoral in this, or so it might seem. Just… keep an open mind?*




Until I Can See Again

It’s about week before Missouri calls.* Part of the Every Broken Thing ‘verse. I definitely recommend the entire series (http://poisontaster.livejournal.com/142712.html), but this is one of my favorites from that series.




Heaven Can Wait

Dean dies, but convinces Heaven to send him back to Sam. It doesn’t happen how he plans though.*




We Were Twenty

It’s sunny the day he buries his brother.*




Reborn

Sam finds a way to save Dean’s soul and his own.*




Bring Me To Live

“Because according to you, I do not deserve life. By that same logic, neither do you. And whether you kill him or he kills you, you will both be destroyed.”*




These Are the Best Days of Our Life

High School AU. Alex doesn’t know why everyone at her high school wants Cash. Sure, she gets that he’s charming, if you like brash arseholes. And he’s not horrible looking, though those tattoos are in a class of their own.*




Spoils of War

So that’s what happened to Brendon’s shirt.*




Clearly Aware of the Stars

Among Brendon’s finest moments were the first time he played a concerto on the piano at home, the day he discovered Queen, and his seventh kiss. The day he wore a shirt to school that proclaimed in Spanish ‘My mother is a hamster’ was not among these moments. He had quickly learned to use a phrase book for reference whenever wearing garments with slogans in other languages.*




Burn Up in Love Love Love

Miss you miss you miss you.*




Just One Thing I Need

A coda to All I Want For Christmas is You, where Brendon and Spencer were working as elves at the mall.* This picks up on New Year’s Eve.




The OT3 Verse

Jensen stared at the empty beer bottle, wondering blearily why it was chirping at him. It took another moment before he glanced behind it, noting the blinking screen of his PDA. Oh, yeah. That was it. Huh.*




Many Worlds

“Leave me alone, Jared,” he slurs. The headache, thank fuck, is relaxing its vicious band around his temples, and he can think again. A little bit. “And stop calling me Dean.”*




Behind the Sea

“Heads up,” Gabe announces when he steps onto the bridge. “William saw an octopus.”*




Sublimation

Sequel to one of the other ones that isn’t Allotropy because that one is next.




Turn It Into Glory

William is quiet for a long time before he steps forward and gently pulls Cash’s hands from his own throat and brushes gentle fingertips over the flushed skin. “You think because you were made last that you don’t matter. That you’re less of me because I didn’t choose you.”*




Immutable Law

Sam discovers exactly what lengths he’ll go for Dean after he’s waylayed by an opportunistic entity.*




Last Outpost of All That Is

The world is over, and it’s a Winchester’s lot in life to cope with anything – no matter what.*




Hiding in Plain Sight

Dean loses Sam. Ceases to function. Sex ensues.*




The Process of the Taking

Sam develops some new powers.*




Moonhunt

A young shaman is caught out in the open during a moonhunt and his life is forever changed.*




Horses of Different Colors

Lundy has a secret which he fears could destroy his relationship with LaFiamma. What happens when he’s forced to reveal it?*




Interstitial

He doesn’t know why this is happening.*




The First Four Years

The prom theme has something to do with Paris. If Paris were a high school gym with a cover band.*




Furlough

Earth’s not home anymore.*




The Harmonics Arc

On a routine mission, something unexpected happens to Yohji… Now the rest of the Weiss members must deal with the possibility of losing a member, and Schuldig and Yohji find themselves too close for comfort.*




Crimson Embrace

An evil society is out to capture anyone with even a trace of psychic ability. The former members of Weiss and Schwarz must join forces when they become the society’s next targets.*




Hindsight

Schuldig crept into the house like a thief, checking the thoughts of his co-habitees as he climbed through his window.* From the Ronin series.




The Garden Series

In the wake of an injury that leaves Daniel permanently grounded from gate travel, Jack discovers his feelings for his old friend go far deeper than he believed.*




Into the Light

Jack and Daniel finally realize their mutual attraction.*




Trinity

Estranged from Jack’s friendship, Daniel finds someone else to take away his loneliness.*




Trials and Tribulations

Daniel has an accident while on a mission off-world and comes back a changed man. Everyone has to deal with the consequences and Jack also has to deal with Daniel’s unexplained secrecy regarding a young man that he seems to be living with.*




Hammurabi’s Code

SG-1 discovers a planet whose society was pulled off Earth at the height of Mesopotamian development. The ruler of the world, King Hammurabi, is hiding something from them, and Jack must protect his team while finding out what that is.*




Silent Memories

After Daniel is rescued, he’s unable to communicate.*




The Grave Yields Back Her Robberies

On a routine mission through the Stargate, SG-1 finds someone from Daniel’s past, and she changes how they see each other forever.*




Jack’s Viking Sky

Surviving a crash was the first step in Daniel’s struggle to keep Jack alive on an unknown world. As venom slowly destroys Jack’s body, Daniel struggles alone within the confines and terrible restrictions of a Viking culture. He must make the greatest sacrifice of his life simply to keep Jack alive.*




Not Man, Not Woman Be

Daniel has one big secret that he’s been able to keep hidden… until he opens his big mouth. Now he’s trapped off world and might never be able to go home again. What do you do when everyone hates you more than you do?*




Through a Glass Darkly

SG-1 travels through the trans-dimensional mirror and sees what might have been.*




Clue

Doctor Daniel Jackson is in a head-on collision with a big, honkin’ clue bus.*




Territory

They were a distraction. They were dangerous.* Second in the Sniper Slut in Tokyo series.




More Than Words Can Say

The mornings were always the worst.*




Chance

Are you sure this is a good idea?*




Sniper Slut in an Elevator

Irvine couldn’t quite recall whose idea it was for the five of them to get into the elevator together and contemplate an orgy.*




The Hammond Affair

A geneticist, a paleontologist, an advertising executive, a geologist, and a doctor all walk into a bar. Or rather, a tropical island. What do they all have in common?*




Sniper Slut in Tokyo

Irvine knew talent when he saw it.* First in the Sniper Slut in Tokyo series.




Left My Heart

Post-Hogwarts. Auror Draco Malfoy has disappeared, and Harry Potter has been sent to find him.*




Gold Tinted Spectacles

Harry is about to enter his seventh year, and things are not quite what he expected. He is no longer the angry boy who watched his world fall apart at the end of his fifth year, but neither has he completely found his place yet. He is looking for something, and to his confusion, it seems to have something to do with Draco Malfoy.*




Surrender the Grey

Draco Malfoy returns to London after five years of self-imposed exile to start a new life with Harry. But will the secrets of the past destroy everything they’ve worked for?* Sequel to Left My Heart.




Twenty Years Later

Nobody knows what happened to Harry the morning after his twenty-fifth birthday, but we’re about to find out.*




Homecoming

Harry things spending two weeks as a guest lecturer at Hogwarts will offer the perfect chance to get away from his troubles. Then he meets his assigned faculty guide: Potions Master Draco Malfoy.*




Unfinished Business

An alternate ending.*




Shifting Gears

Dom pressed his forehead to Brian’s shoulder and let his lips brush lightly over the uneven skin. Brian flinched a little and Dom went still, waiting, half wanting Brian to wake up, but half of him wasn’t ready to face him just yet.*




Getting Somewhere Fast

“I got a full stomach, a car with a sweet engine, and a fully stocked garage. What more could a guy want?”*




Gravity

Brian follows Dom to Mexico and they have a lot of sex, but is that all he needs to be happy?*




Ciudad de Estrellas

Dom is forced to ask Brian for help when the consequences of his crimes come back to haunt him. A novel about love, loss, and redemption.*




The Art of Underwater Breathing

Then Spencer finds the link to the crew information, and Ryan leans close, chin on Spencer’s shoulder, to study the high-quality picture of two young men, about their age and involved in a water fight – their chests glistening in the sun, laughing and unaware of the camera. The description says: “Left: Brendon Urie, diving instructor, CMAS M***, right: Jon Walker, captain and diving instructor, CMAS M**.”*




Only One Place They Call You One of Their Own

In which there is a wedding, a bubble machine, and Spencer is certainly not dating Brendon Urie.*




A Finer Command of Language

I called this the bus!accident fic while I was writing it. Largely because the premise is that Panic gets in a bus accident. I’m clever like that.*




The Story of Jon, Ryan, and the Not-Date

He’s pretty sure if Brendon asks what’s going on with him and Ryan, like really asks, and breaks out his patient, “I’m listening” face and big fucking earnest eyes. Jon’s not going to be able to keep from saying something like “So I kinda really want to fuck me. How’d I go about getting that, you think?”*




Go the Other Way

When Sam first suggested the cross-dressing, Dean thought he was joking.*




Puzzle Pieces

In two other realities, Jim, Blair, Jack, and Daniel have to live with the sorrowful consequences of life. Then circumstances put them all face-to-face again.*




Comedy of Errors

A trip to Cascade results in confusion, illumination, and smiles all around.*




Measure for Measure

This picks up right where Comedy of Errors leaves off, which means the SGC need Jim and his guide, Blair.* Sequel to Comedy of Errors.




Taming of the Shrew

Jim and Blair settle into their new jobs with the SGC but soon find themselves in a battle for Earth.* Sequel to Comedy of Errors and Measure for Measure.




Crusade in Jeans

Jack knew that stepping through the gate changed his life, but he didn’t think one more time would make that much of a difference; he was wrong. Now, Jack O’Neill, John Sheppard, and Rodney McKay are intertwined in an adventure of a lifetime, starting with how the hell to get back to being a grownup.*




Northern Comfort

What happens when Billy Tallent and Benton Fraser collide when they’re both at a low ebb in their lives, or think they are. Major spoilers for Hard Core Logo.*




No Secrets

A sequel to “Northern Comfort”. Fraser finds that after his experiences with Billy Tallent, he can no longer sublimate his feelings for Ray K., but he doesn’t believe those feelings will be reciprocated. After Northern Secrets but before Shadows Fade.*




Jared and Dean’s Adventures in Monster-killin’, Sam-retrievin’, and Sexual Confusion

Jared could play along with this. He could pretend to be Sam. No problem, he did that all the time.*




There Ain’t No Sappy Popcultural Reference For This One

Dean and Sam in Stars Hollow. Dean spots Cute!Dean and gets ideas. Wacky naked hijinks ensue.*




American Muscle

Dean and Sam meet Brian and Dom.*




Balance

Something’s thrown everything out of balance. Trick is to fix it without screwing up, or maybe ending the world.*




Happy Birthday

It’s Dean’s birthday… and he has the perfect present in mind.*




Lets Never Discuss This Again

Sam/Dean, body swap, Jared’s apartment.*




The Highschool AU

Featuring Jared and Mr. Ackles, with mentions of Coach Welling, Dr. Rosenbaum, Chad, and Sandy.*




The College AU

Jared meets his roommate and dives into college life.* Sequel series to the Highschool AU.




Malleus Maleficarum

She takes longer to settle than Dean thinks she should, and he’s stuck waiting, sixteen and caught tight between his father and the open road. The only consolation is the Impala, steering wheel warm between his fingers, but it’s not as easy when she’s in the passenger seat, slipping from goldfinch to lynx and back again, a slow blur in the corners of his vision.*




Harbor of My Heart

It was too late. The moment he stepped into the condemned warehouse, he knew. The odor filled his sensitive nostrils with the all too familiar stench of death. He dropped to his knees beside her.*




Just In Time

Brennan’s away, so Booth takes matters into his own hands.*




Tear In Your Hand

Booth and Brennan cross the street.*




Taming of the Squint

Booth and Bones, while adjusting to an unconventional family life, stumble onto a confusing and stressful case.*




The Claimed Series

Vampires, mortals, and pets. Oh my.*




The School Days Series and the Holiday Series

Buffy goes to college. Guess who is in her class?*




Warriors of Gondor

Boromir doesn’t follow the storyline. Faramir doesn’t either. Guh.




In the City of Seven Walls

A handful of pretty, polished stones.*




A Love Supreme

sam (the blond one) is a nice twenty-something jazz saxophonist who plays in a trio called the branch trio. aurelian (the dark-haired one) is his vampire boyfriend. aurelian was born outside odessa at the tail end of the eighteenth century, was turned during the war of 1812, and considers himself more italian than anything else. he hated being russian and spent his formative years as a young vamp in venice. they’re my sappy boys and my first slashy couple. they don’t look a lot like the guys in the icon – sam is kind of dark blond and shaped like ewan mcgregor, and aurelian is tall and long-haired and looks about twenty-four (altho a very adult, sophisticated twenty-four), because that’s how old he was when he was turned.*




What You Could Do

All legends spring from some truth, no matter how obscure or distant; Jared and Jensen find out the hard way.*




Otherside

Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Part two of the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.




When Darkness Falls

Let us assume for a while that the demon gets exactly what he wants from Sam. What will that mean for our boys? How far will Dean go to bring Sam back over to the good guys? What will he have to sacrifice to save Sam and will it be enough – or will he lose himself in the battle.*




Where Your Soul Should Be

In a world where vampirism is a semi-common infectious blood disease instead of a demonic curse, how do the boys of MCR react when Fran Iero contracts the virus?*




A Natural Reaction to Rough-Housing

He made it to the bathroom and stood there learning heavily on the sink, staring at himself in the mirror. He didn’t look like a creepy sadist. But neither did Christian Bale, and that hadn’t ended well for anybody.*




Conclusions

“Smokes,” Mikey reads aloud. “Likes dogs in case ever get one. Likes rock music. Likes loud rock music. Is interesting. Does not hog bathroom.” He looks at Frank over the top of his glasses. “Dude, it’s like you’re meant to be.”* Follows Absence Sort of Does Make the Heart and Worth It, both of which are linked at the top of the linked page.




Bring Me to Life

“Because according to you I do not deserve life. By that same logic, neither do you. And whether you kill him or he kills you, you will both be destroyed.”*




Divine Madness

Buffy, serving canapes at her mom’s gallery, runs into a certain blonde vampire.*




Broken Jade

Duo is taken, and Heero and Trowa have to find him.*




Back From the Well

Atlantis has been invaded and her people sold as slaves. Rodney struggles to survive his harsh new life and lives in hope of being reunited with is lovers – Beckett and Sheppard.*




Hawks and Hands

The hockey AU.*




Beautiful Stranger

A heartbroken Duo finds comfort in the arms of…*




Back In Black

Sirius Black is back from the dead. He’s not alone.*




Voices

Ray hears a voice that changes his life.*




Keeping Count of Broken Promises

Veronica was awake at five-after-five in the morning, her stomach cramping painfully.*




Old Ghosts

An AU story where Sam and Dean were adopted by different people andmeet as adults.*




Old Fears

This story takes place in Sam and Dean’s first year together.* Sequel to Old Souls.




The Promise

Kidnapped and imprisoned, Sam and Dean only have each other and their inner resources to get them through.*




Almost Normal

Sam loses his memory. Bad things happen. And then good things do.*




Becoming

The Winchester brothers are trapped by a Trickster, playing a twisted game they haven’t played before, especially with one another.*




Comes a Horseman

In the Bronze Age, Jen is studying to be a healer, resigned to a life of quietness in his tribe. Though that may change when Jaret, leader of a barbarian horde, gallops into his life.*




Lord of the Storm

The handsome space warrior and the slave of his desire.*




Do I Seem Bulletproof to You?

When he can’t find any acting work, Jared takes a job as driver and bodyguard to Jensen, who is an extremely expensive prostitute with a bad habit of attracting crazy people.*




The Holly Golightly Club

High School AU based on the “I’m Not OK” video.*




Underground Earthquakes

Panic at the Disco AU, in which there is no band – just Spencer and Ryan, ages 15 and 16. It’s a long, hot summer, the kind that young boys dream about; but this one has some changes in store, and Spencer struggles to navigate the shifting terrain.*




Discipline and Punish

Series of shorts that make up the Prison AU.*




The Road Goes Ever On

Left stranded by John in the North Carolina mountains to teach Sam a lesson, Sam and Dean soon find themselves in deep trouble and involved in an Appalachian casefile. Pre-series alternate reality, teenage Sam/Dean, supernatural violence, disturbing themes.*




Surrender

She gave in to him once; she didn’t know how to do it again.*




Jungle Fever, Her Own Kind, Fair Warning

You need to request permission for these due to the rating, but so very very worth it.*




Genetics

Manticore left one last little present.*




Deception

When Max found out why he was sent to her cell, she hated Manticore even more.*




Heart

The cell is dank and mold grows in the cracks of the walls. Renfro’s smiles are sharp and brilliant through the bars.*




The Hubbard Peak

He pretends it’s not just biology fucking them both.*




Forged In Fire

It seemed like all I’d done the last year and half was sleep. When Emil was dying, the sleep was involuntary; as the Sentinel hacks decided I was too distraught to be conscious and induced a coma to keep me sane.* Follows Kick Back.




Kick Back

I woke to Roberts’ raised voice in the hall saying, “I’m sorry, but you can’t just go barging into Lord Ellison’s bedroom unannounced.”* Follows Floating on the Edge of the World.




Floating on the Edge of the World

We were sleeping, that curious sleep of mid-afternoon, where dreams always seem to be bigger, wilder-sadder, than the ones during the night. My health was returning; Sandburg’s was deteriorating; and the air was thick with the humid smell of illness.* Follows So Maybe, Tomorrow I’ll Find My Way Home.




So Maybe, Tomorrow I’ll Find My Way Home

I stretched, and bumped my head on the headboard. I’d never realized Roberts’ bed was so much shorter than mine. Sandburg would fit into it nicely. No, I’d give him the guest suite. He’d have more room and its location on the other side of the house meant he wouldn’t crowd me.* Follows New Geography.




New Geography

The wall came up suddenly out of nowhere and Blair hit it hard, bouncing off, landing in the filth of the alley. Before he couldn’t scramble to his feet, the heavy net hit him, trapping him. Boots kicked, connecting with his ribs and his back and his stomach, and all he could do was keep his arms around his head and hope they didn’t bash his skull in.* Follows What Comes Together.




What Comes Together

It was cold and a thin layer of ice seemed to coat everything. With each footstep, a sharp aching crack would sound, and the sound would ping off the sides of his brain, echoing and finally fading, replaced with the sound of the next footstep and then the next, until his head felt cold and brittle and filled with sound of things breaking off.*




Someday, Glasgow Will Be So Two Years Ago

“So basically, you guys are worried because I was out doing grown-up things that are part of my job title, and my ex-boyfriend got engaged, as I wasn’t out shooting people with paintball guns?”*




Santorini

Pete and Patrick vacation in Greece.*




1 Alternative Girlfriend

Patrick’s eyes flew open with the realization that his boyfriend definitely should not have breasts.*




Pete/Trish pegging

Pete got it for her as a present, and he didn’t really think she’d use it, but she hadn’t even hesitated before slipping into the harness and fucking him hard. He was glazed the whole next day.*




Trish/boy!Pete

Trish/Pete demands boy!Pete. And also how she has to get herself off after shows, and her secret fantasy.*




Girl!Patrick

It should be weirder, being the only girl in FOB, but Trish is Pete’s best friend ever! He’s never going to not include her.*




Trish!GSF

A scenario in which Pete, Andy, and Joe all push bathroom doors open just a little so that they can listen to Trish get herself off in the shower.*




Rhyme “Girl” with “Girl”

This is what we call a do over.*




Rebel Girl

And Patrick wants to say, see, thi is why so many guys are terrified to date you and you have to write emo lyrics about them.* AU, Pete has always been a girl.




Neon Eyes Are Set On You

If Pete’s perfectly honest she only feels bad about the tape because of how upset Patrick is.*




One Day, Robots Will Cry

Lovebot!Patrick*




You’d Love To Leave

Dance, Dance video AU. Because yes. :)*




Repair Anything Sold, Bought, or Processed

“This is a bad idea,” Andy said, shaking his head. “You’re what, one, maybe two semesters away from graduating?”*




Public Relations(hips)

Sometimes Pete is stupid.*




Pancakes and Blowjobs, Hashbrowns and Blood

Patrick stood in front of the box set section at the local book and music chain, twirling a ragged lock of hair at his temple, trying to figure out how he could best blow his entire paycheck from his first week of working at the grocery store.*




I Know You Will, I Know You Well

Patrick’s hands scrabble uselessly on the slick material of Pete’s jeans. The threads are rough, almost abrasive on the pads Patrick’s fingertips as he tries to get a firm enough grip to thrust up into Pete’s body. Pete on his part has braced his hands on the roof of Patrick’s mom’s car, and he twists his hips down, but it’s not right, not enough to get either of them off.*




Act As a Clever Medicine

Sex pollen fic!*




Buy You a Mockingbird

It’s his first day back home after a week at Decaydance’s offices down in Florida, and he always arranges his flight so he lands at O’Hare in time to pick the girls up from school.*




In the TV Light

It wasn’t a big deal, just an hour or two in the middle of the night.*




Find Out What It Means

Patrick needs an adult. Pete isn’t one.*




Candyass

Pete sort of uses his imagination. And handcuffs.*




You Quite So New

Pete corners Patrick about it in the green room of the Staples center.*




Happily Ever After Below the Waist

Follows Isn’t It Messed Up (How I’m Just Dying to Be Him) and You’re the Only Place That Feels Like Home.




Shifting the Balance

A lot of yaoi. Influences from the west change Kenshin’s peaceful life.*




A Stitch Away From Making It (A Scar Away From Falling Apart)

“There’s only so much Robert Smith you can take in one dose, and seriously, I never thought I’d say this but you’re starting to make me hate Disintegration.”*




Good God I Wish I Was Back In My Time

Andy creates a wormhole, Patrick from the past shows up, shenanigans ensue.*




State Line

Age of consent laws suck almost as much as Pete won’t.*




Turn Around and Erase the Clouds

Pete’s first thought, when he woke up with his mouth full of feathers, was that Patrick had slashed his pillow in the night.*




Woman Like a Man

Pete wakes up feeling a little displaced in his own body.*




we could make beautiful music together – 18 (glenview)

It’s NOT okay to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests.*




How to Be A Rockstar, by Patrick M. Stumph, Age Seventeen

Patrick never should have let Joe talk him into sharing a joint, but the bartender in this club actually served him beer and the tour is almost over and Patrick is equal parts exhausted and amped up from a really good show, and fuck it, he deserves to act like a rock star on occasion.*




Sessions

Patrick is a studio musician. Peter is in a boyband. No, seriously.* I’ve linked to the most recently finished chapter. You may have to do a little investigating to find future chapters until I can get a link to the final chapter.




A Five-Letter Word Meaning Ardor

Oh, like you’ve never had a crush on someone you work with.*




Rather Fight With You

Pete hasn’t slept in five days.*




Hold Your Bets Off Now

Don’t you know/how sweet and wonderful life can be?/I’m askin’ you, baby/To get it on with me.*




The Right Way Up

Not the typical pregnancy.*




Ordinary Boy

Sometimes, Pete really hates his job.*




With the Moon In His Arms

Pete is a mermaid who saves Patrick’s life.* You’ll need to scroll down a bit for this one. There isn’t currently a master page for this.




Time to Dance, Dance

Patrick rubbed his nose as he put down the guitar and snagged Pete’s loose notes; he was safely hidden away in Joe’s basement, forcing some words and music together. He had deliberately chosen to spend some time in Joe’s house, instead of Pete’s, because he couldn’t bother with all the questions. Really, he just couldn’t.* Sequel to Circa 2001.




Can They Keep It

Patrick was the last one he told, mainly because Patrick was the dangerous one.*




Compulsion

Pete doesn’t even notice at first.*




Second Firsts

Patrick loses his virginity twice.*




In Lieu of the Judiciary

Patrick bails Pete out of jail after a mild infraction.*




Before Your Afternoon Coffee

Patrick wakes up to Pete on his floor.*




One Foot In Your Bedroom and One Foot Out the Door

Pete takes Patrick to Neverland; the re-telling of Peter Pan.*




Filthy Kings

The opening night of Angels and Kings is a lot more entertaining than Patrick expects.*




Turn My Head Into Sound

Pete Wentz has a big mouth.*




I Like Finger Instruments and Mouth Organs — 18 (glenview)

So a while ago I wrote this story where Patrick and Pete met over craigslist. Except it wasn’t as filthy as I’d like. So, you know, I thought, “Let’s fix that.” And this is the result.*




My Epistolary Romance

One night a couple years back, in the middle of someone’s house party after a show, Patrick asks Pete if he wants to have sex.*




A Thoughtful Sort of Day

Mal gets Simon a present.*




Smooth

Mal and Simon do a job together. What a big shock that nothing goes smooth.*