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Bend

“Late as usual, Harry,” Chester grumbles. He notices how he’s the only one who turns to see the latest addition to the meeting come sauntering in without a care. And who Eggsy sees is a truly beautiful specimen of a

Bite

If there is any one alpha in the whole wide world Eggsy cannot handle during a surprise, unsuppressed heat, it is Harry Hart.

Measure Twice, Cut Once

“I’m Harry Hart,” Harry Hart says. He’s old, smart. He looks nice and he stands behind his counter like he’s still at parade rest. “You knew my dad,” Eggsy says. “He was in your unit. My unit.” Deep breath, steady

Married to the Job

“Hm?” Merlin asks, distracted when he looks up and squints at Eggsy’s face, then catches up and resumes working. “Oh. No. Zania Bonatti, Italian artist and activist. Also Harry’s wife.” “You wot?” Eggsy blurts, eyes snapping back to him, then

Til Kingdom Come

After saving an illegally enslaved apostate mage from an Orlesian noble, The Iron Bull finds himself with a new member of the Chargers. Dorian, his magic and his voice bound, is a beautiful and enigmatic addition to his team, and

Creative Uses of Technology for the Modern Gentleman

Eggsy’s mouth pulls into a little smirk, because of course he’s eager to show off – but he doesn’t move, just waits for Harry to tell him what to do. Harry’s buzzing with the desire to make Eggsy take off

Fair Share

Parker doesn’t have manners; she has mannerisms, some of them disturbing, some of them endearing, most of them strange.

En Avant

“My name’s Eggsy—I mean, Guinevere Unwin,” she says. “I’m—I’m in Holborn Police Station and—my mum said to call—“

Series || Aftermath

Another escape pod is found near the Breach, shortly after Raleigh and Mako are located, and Chuck is alive, but in critical condition and suffering from radiation poisoning. His indeterminate status makes celebration difficult. Each person attempts to do their

Sweet Disorder

“Maybe you should get over here and fuck me,” Eggsy said, sprawled on his belly on the living room sofa, watching Coronation Street and going spare with boredom. “Maybe you should get over here and take what you want,” Harry

Power of Two

In which Dorian and Bull pick each other up at a club, Dorian’s family disapproves, and Max and Krem think this is all a terrible idea right up until they don’t. Dorian’s father dies, Dorian’s mother is cold, and Bull

Stormfronts

How far would you go to get to someone you loved? A storm descends on DC and one man will risk it all. In this story, the rescue is only the beginning. Tibbs Slash with a heavy dose of cliffies

Lagavulin and Guinness

Plenty of people had looked down on Eggsy throughout his life. He had gotten fairly used to it. Didn’t mean it was fair, but he knew how these things worked. What really sucked was that the new Arthur was worse

Series || In Heat

You’re in heat,” Clint blurts out as he steps into Phil’s office late on a Friday afternoon, the realization so stark and undeniable that the words are out of his mouth before he has finished thinking them.

Series || On Life’s Weary Seas

Herc gets tired of waiting for Raleigh and Chuck to make up after their fight. So, like any good father and friend, he forces the issue.

Something Fierce and Painful

“You know, most couples would take a minimum of eighteen months to produce two children.” Bull grins. “It is way, way too late for us to be like most couples.”

Uluru Steak

Yancy takes the Hansens’ offer to visit his new head chef in Las Vegas. Raleigh comes along. (Jaz doesn’t)

Gipsy Cafe

After his mom’s death, Yancy’s struggling to keep her cafe open and his family afloat. But when Jaz lands them a spot on Restaurant Rescue, the Hansens’ extremely popular reality show, his life gets a hell of a lot more

Flex to Fit

After that, Harry couldn’t stop thinking about how he could take all of Liam, how he could prep himself and train his body to relax and flex around Liam’s enormous cock, letting every inch sink inside. He figured the best

Patience and Sheer Determination

Harry goes undercover to infiltrate the circle of a corrupt overlord and is given Eggsy, a young prostitute, as a token of goodwill. Harry has to live with Eggsy and keep him safe, while maintaining his cover.

Series || Chuck was injured instead of Herc

They say you never really know a guy till you break his face with your fist. Okay, they don’t really say that, but fuck it all, they should.

Lines We Cross

Nineteen year old Bane is well on his way to becoming Gotham’s latest menace when he is injured during a fight and helped by a police officer, one who strangely enough doesn’t seem frightened of him or his mask. Intrigued

Like the Sound of the Sun

Agron doesn’t want to fuck this boy for Roman amusement. He wants to sit and look into those eyes and speak with him, ask his name and how long he’s been in the house of Batiatus and if he likes

Series || porn roommates AU

Hey man – it’s a two bedroom flat, utilities + cable are included in the cost, I’m a dude, there’s no catch. My last roommate wasn’t cool with my job (gay-for-pay porn star) so he ditched, thus the ‘no douchebags’

A Marriage of Inconvenience

“Caution in the field isn’t confined to simply an awareness of your surroundings,” Harry says, his tone stern but his breath soft and warm against the back of Eggsy’s hand. His gaze lifts, his eyes hooded as he peers at

Series || Entropy Sequence

Harry needs to be put through interrogation testing before he can be cleared for fieldwork. Eggsy has free time.

Once Upon a Different Lifetime

The night before the final test, Harry makes Eggsy a promise: once he is a Kingsman, they will talk about their future together. Then V-Day happens, and although Harry recovers, he doesn’t remember that last day he spent with Eggsy.

Series || Old Dog, New Tricks

When Raleigh nearly dies during Pitfall, Chuck surprises everyone (but Herc) by surviving and, for some reason, biting Raleigh. It turns out, Chuck is also a dog and has been since birth, and now Raleigh is a dog, too. A

Take a Chance (It Wasn’t What You Know)

It occurs to Eggsy, only when Harry’s got her on his (very soft) bed, kneeling between the spread of her thighs and kissing between the valleys of her tits, that if there is one and only one person on this

Was It Love at First Sight?

Raleigh and Yancy have been counselors at Camp Cedar Hill for the past three summers and they have good idea of what to expect. Until Assistant Director Hansen’s kid turns up to run kayaking. alternate title: chuck hansen makes poor