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Last In Line

In the town of Modest, it was ten thirty in the morning. The toilet paper factory the town’s economy rested upon was up and running, steam billowing from tall towers rising high above the entire town.*




Questionable Moral Authority

Spencer and Ryan looked at each other for a moment, and Ryan nodded. (It’s always Ryan’s call; everything about the project has to go through Ryan first because at this point, Ryan basically is the project. His entire life has been leading up to this, he thinks. This is his life.)*




Switch!

Spencer has a lot of good ideas. This is not one of them.*




The Communication Series

A short quartet of drabbles that begin with ‘Goodbye’.*




The Best Sound in the World

When you work in retail in a quiet shopping center, there’s not a whole lot to do except gossip and fall in love. Luckily, the latter provides the former, especially when there’s a love hexagon involved.*




The Nature of Best Friends

I can’t believe we’re actually sitting here, saying these things.*




Gerard and Rapunzel

Fairytale genderfuck. He is Gerard, and she is also Rapunzel.*




Bright Lights and Shadows

Rodney was like a planet, he drew people into his orbit; graduate students, students, colleagues; and spat them out again, often dazed, usually bitter, but always better scientists for it.*




Under a Haystack

Something really bad has happened and Sam has no idea how to fix it.*




The Crush Trilogy

Sometimes things just happen.* To find this eries, go to the HP section and scroll about halfway down the page.




Freshman Orientation

Welcome to Metropolis University.*




Gun, with Occasional Kangaroo: A Love Story

Frannie’s got a romance novel with a big strapping Mountie on the cover, shirt hanging open, hair blowing in the wind, you know the kind.*




The Lipstick Mafia

He’s covered in a thin coat of grime like a coal miner or a TV orphan.*




An Inexplicable Occurence of Tentacles

There are a lot of things John hates about his job. He hates the Wraith. He hates the Replicators. He hates losing people. He hates it when villagers who have only just worked their way up to inventing gunpowder shoot at his team. He hates turning into a giant scaly insect. (It hasn’t happened again–yet–but John is nothing if not a pessimist when it comes to turning into giant scaly insects.) But most of all, John hates debriefing Major Bryar’s gate team.*




Signs Point to Yes

For the record, Brendon had no desire to go speed-dating at all.*




Untitled Snippet

Ryan has very rarely been content with his life. He’s been happy and he’s been morose and he’s been everything in between, but he’s always strived for something more. It’s never really been enough.*




So Put Me Where I Belong

Neither Brendon or Spencer are answering his calls, and it’s frustrating. Because Ryan knows their house will be toasty warm, and he wants in.* Follows Talks Like a Gentleman.




The Sky-High City

This is a story about something that could maybe happen to Frank Iero after his band breaks up.*




Searching for Benton Fraser

In the course of an investigation, Ray comes across a big metal circle and winds up in Atlantis. Watch as he interacts amusingly with the locals! See the different worldviews clash!*




Inquisition

Why did the chicken cross the road?*




Bellum Domesticum

In Harry’s fifth year, the young wizard discovers that the Dursleys are not, in fact, his only living relatives…*




Then It Comes to Be

The Coming has arrived, and the transgenics and the familiars battle for control of Seattle.* This died when Geocities did, but if anyone know where I can find this again, pass it on.




A Little Superstition

Pete thinks he’s going to get lucky.*




A Week in the Life of Bob Bryar: Elementary School Janitor

Bob feels more like himself on Friday, so of course that’s when Ross sets his room on fire.*




Leaving You Alone With Me

This is how Pete and Patrick got married.*




Existentialism on Prom Night

Ficus plants, pancakes, and a very surly Patrick.*




One For Every Day of the Week

Monday’s child is fair of face.*




Amnesia Fic

“Are we together?” asks Patrick and what Pete hates most about him is how hesitant he sounds. “It looked. I mean. I thought we might be.”*




After the Boys of Summer Have Gone

Patrick stood clutching his guitar-case and duffle-bag, gazing blankly at the buildings trying to hide among the trees. Typical summer camp at its campiest, just like he always saw on TV; he made a face, turning to look at his mother’s worried expression.*




You’ll Know When You Get There

Patrick was tired; that kind of tired where you just stand around stupidly, blinking at the tiny room with its tinier beds, while your band-mates staggered about, throwing down their bags and rooting around for toothbrushes and maybe a change of clothes. Or in Pete’s case, actual underwear he’d put on because he was going commando under his tight jeans at that very moment.*




I Wouldn’t Kiss That If I Were You

Once upon a time, in the middle of the night when the band had a rare night off on the road, Joe said, “Patrick. You gotta come over here.”*




Breathed Upon

Honest truth? Patrick never considered himself a particularly creative person.*




Australia Beckoned Songs About Eucalyptus Written By Koalas

Brendon turns into a koala while on tour in Australia. Really. There’s not much else I can say after that.*




The Million Things We Never Were

Sometimes your suddenly sentient action figures need to teach you valuable life lessons. Just saying.*




For This Moment To Be Free

best friends means.*




I Wondered When Your Countenance Would Change (From Sunshine and Vanilla to the Raven Tones of Rage)

Some people are really good liars. Some people can lie like breathing, they can look you straight in the face and sell you on a green sky and a moon made of cheese and send you away happy.*




Some Assembly Required

Pete reflects and remembers how they got here.*




Put the Horse Before the Cart

Pete’s doorbell rings at 5:26 p.m. on his thirtieth birthday, roughly four hours before any of his friends are supposed to show up to help him get blitzed out of his mind. Pete is far from opposed to pre-gaming, but four hours is kind of pushing it. Like, even Joe’s not there yet.*




The Last Best Place

“Dude,” Pete says, dropping down onto the lounge couch next to Patrick. “Dude, did you know we’re playing a bar show in Billings?”*




Heat

By the time Sam finds a room at a Microtel just outside of Chattanooga, it’s pushing two in the morning and Dean’s asleep in the passenger seat underneath his jacket.*




Domestic

Spencer couldn’t remember when they’d had the baby discussion. If he had to guess he’d say it must’ve happened some time after Brendon packed up his Chicago apartment and moved to Vegas to live with Spencer. They went through a whole laundry list of discussions that weekend though, ranging from how Brendon liked cold showers in the summer, to how Spencer really hated lukewarm soda.* Pseudo sequel to Shattered Glass and Sounding Drums.




The Grasshopper Unit

One of Mikey’s wacky inventions gets used by accident. Mayhem and toddlers ensue.* Sequel to the Negotiation Limerick File.




Paradigm Shift

Future-fic, about 10 years into the future.*




The Sink That Ate Christmas

Five years after the end of Omiai, Clark and Lex host their first Christmas in their new house.* Sequel to Omiai and The Oak Tree and the Cypress.




The One With the Kid (For Lack of a Title)

The thing about orphans is the emo.* I’m not even freaking kidding you. This is awesome and perfectly and utterly flipping hilarious.




Saving Grace

Preseries, Weechester!Fic. A bath time discussion with Sammy makes Dean realize that perhaps life isn’t so bad afterall.*




Freedom’s Just Another Word for Nothing Left to Lose

SGC finally stops calling him by December. Rodney celebrates by writing a final exam for his relativity class so difficult that it reduces four students to tears in the exam hall. Upon reflection, he decides to be merciful and offer partial credit.*




Sex Ed

“I think this is the part where Carson gets a banana,” Rodney offered. “Do we have anything that looks like a banana?”*




Solum Patriae

Ronon shares a bit of Sateda with the team.*




Kindergarten Cop

Jim Ellison goes undercover to try to find the runaway paramour, and son, of a crime boss. He’s about to face his toughest challenge yet — riding herd on a class of six-year-olds — and possibly finding the love of his life.*




Zelenka’s Still

“General O’Neill never said anything about mad Czech scientists blowing up stills,” he said conversationally. This is easily the funniest thing ever. This always makes me feel better.*




Life at the North Pole

“This,” Rodney said with a finger-pokey gesture and a sneer mostly hidden in the depths of his parka, “is all your fault.”*




How Did I Get Here?

Spencer’s day started with high-pitched screaming, and went downhill from there.*




Care and Feeding

The cat tipped its head back and looked up. “Sam, is that you?” There was a moment, and then the cat nodded slowly, up and down. A clear gesture, “Sam, you cut that out right now. It’s not funny.”*




Once Upon a Furry Octopus

He was an intelligent, intuitive pet, but he wasn’t going to start sniffing out ZPMs or hidden Ancient weaponry or detailed instructions on how to kill a Wraith with a common household item. A pen, for instance.*




Looking for Lamour

Don’t be sily, John says. You’re Bob and I’m Bing; now get in the car and let’s go find ourselves a Dorothy.*




The Universe Is Not Enough

“But… but why would Canada need spies? It’s one of our major allies,” John insisted. “It- you haven’t even fully broken ties with Britain, you’re hardly a major player in international politics, your army is like, three mounties and a wolf…”*




An Introduction to the Characters of Finite Groups

In which Radek Zalenka tackles crises, both immediate and at one remove.*




‘Til the Morning Light

When the Princess of Belleville enters the rooms meant as workplaces for the Prince of Belleville, he finds his husband — likely one of the strongest sorcerers in the land, the second (or third, depending on who you ask) most powerful man in the kingdom, and heir to a crown dating back thousands of years — poking his finger delightedly into a hole in the wall.*




He Ain’t No Prince

They get stuck in fucked up situations all the time. Second in the Ordeals Verse.




Green or Yellow

“Iceland?” Spencer asked.*




Of Clowns and Kings

Gerard has decided that Frank deserves a circus. Everybody, including all of FOB and PATD, get involved.*




Singalong

Look, Spencer would only admit it to Ryan, and even then only late at night when it was just the two of them, shoulders brushing in the dark, but Patrick Stump humming his song? Really fucking awesome.*




An Inexplicable Continuance

Follows I Find You Alluring.




(Not) The Boy Next Door

Stepping off the bus is like landing in a different world.*




I Find You Alluring

It was the best game William had ever conceived, and to be sure, William had conceived of many good games. But Steal-Everyone’s-Phones-And-Make-Inappropriate-Calls Game was both a great time waster and a time of wasted greatness. Oh yes.*




It Depends on Whose Doorway You Walk Through

Brendon shifts his weight from foot to foot, and tries to keep his expression casually disinterested as he scans the bulletin board outside of the student activities office.*




A Yarn

One day Sam found a pair of socks in his duffle bag.*




What Kind of Day Has It Been

Dean thinks this is the strangest job they’ve ever worked.*




Dancing the Line

They have nowhere special to go, no larger plan; Dean hangs the Impala’s tires along the West Coast for a while, skirting California. Sam thinks it might mean something in that weird language Dean speaks: his brother’s never managed to communicate in something as tiny as words. Dean would never just ask Sam if he wanted to go back to college; so instead he burns several tanks worth of gas winding along the edges of Cali.*




An Invitation

A rather wordy romance.*




Two Kansas Yankees in King Arthur’s Court

A fic containing Jensen, Jared, Castle Anthrax, and a spanking.*




Because I Had to Write It, Damn It

Okay, so you know that story going around about Sandy’s roommate talking about how cute and funny Jared is and how they get him to change lightbulbs for them?*




Dancing Goes All Night

The thing is, if they’d wanted him to actually pay attention to the interview, they shouldn’t have sat him next to the lady with the polar bear cub.*




Since Sliced Bread

Spencer is not won over by Bob’s charms like everyone else in school.*




Patrick’s Garden Center

The farmer’s market is held every Saturday from May to October.*




Coffee of the Day

Frank the lonely barista and Gerard the loyal consumer/art student. Guest appearances by Patrick the shift supervisor and Brendon the romantic.*




Protege

That’s pretty much the moment that Pete realizes that Spencer has somehow become, like, the Executive Vice President for Everything for Pete Wentz Enterprises.*




39 Flavors

The first year they’d been together, Bob had called Spencer on Easter and said, “Happy Easter?” because he wasn’t really clear on exactly what Spencer’s brand of Christianity was. It didn’t seem to involve as much bitterness as Ryan’s, nor as much angst as Brendon’s, but it wasn’t exactly as lackadaisical as Jon’s, either, from what Bob could tell.*




A Poor Boy Too

Ray is still looking for a gift for his dad while Fraser is looking for something else.* Sequel to No Such Thing As Santa.




The Thrill of the Chase

Ray tries to cheer Fraser up.*




Unexpected

If I hear ‘Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’ one more time, I will not be responsible for my actions.*




Freak

Fraser, Kowalski, and a case.*




The Flaming Box of Fiery Doom

Gerard is a magician. Bob is his surly assistant.*




Faster, Faster

Sometimes when Pete needs to get out of his head for a while he goes over to the track. Not to ride, because when he’s in a mood like this even the things he loves bore him. Just to sit in the grass and mope.*




Courtship in 4/4 Time

Brendon doesn’t know what wakes him up. The bus is still moving and it looks dark beyond the two inch gap left between his curtain and the wall. But something woke him up, so he lays still and listens. He can just hear the tinny sound of Jon’s ipod above him, and Ryan’s rustling around in his bunk. He hears a high-pitched squeak, a low laugh, and then “shhh.” Oh, right, Keltie’s with them.*




The Best Medicine

“You broke your fucking wrist?”*




anon_lovefest: post #69

“This would be so much easier if you’d just be you, you know.”*




About a Girl

Mike answers on the second ring with “What the Hell?” and Kevin knows he’s getting off easy.*




Don’t Test the Moment

“Wait, you’re the psychic?” isn’t the best first impression Gabe has ever made.* In the Behind the Sea verse.




Pluck All Your Silly Strings

It begins with Spencer sitting in his boxers and an old t-shirt in their kitchen, drinking a cup of coffee and frowning over some paperwork. “Fucking math,” he grouses, tapping one bare foot against the floorboards. Brendon is pretty fond of their floorboards; he’s not a crazy interior decorator, like some people, but he likes to think he has a certain touch.*




The Scene Isn’t What’s It’s Been

Brendon’s more of an in-your-face naked guy, while Mike’s nakedness sneaks up on you out of nowhere. It’s like Kevin doesn’t realize Mike isn’t wearing pants until he realizes Mike *isn’t wearing pants.*




Build Your House, Call Me Home

William is not entirely certain how this happened, how he became a veritable magnet for downtrodden orphans, but he’s going to blame John.*




In the Movement

“Notice how the skinny tie makes him look less like he’s carrying shrunken baby heads around in his pockets.”* Follows Dancing Goes All Night.




Mise En Place

Brendon doesn’t like cheeseburgers.*




Don’t Stop ‘Til it Feels Like Whoa

Spencer glares at Ryan, who is slowly turning purple and clutching the table to hold himself up, his body shaking with laughter, and decides that he really, really needs a new best friend.*




Coming Home

So this is what it feels like to come home.*




Proposal

Wedding bells, anyone?*




Aunty Miranda

Sometimes, all it takes to change a situation is a fresh perspective.*




Little Bottles

Jensen has a few problems, and Jared has a few coping methods.*




I Got Me a Nice Little Place In the Stars

Sam ran away from everything life as a Winchester promised, trying to find his place in the world. But when Dean showed up at his door, needing a place to stay, he realized that without Dean, no place was home.*




Trial and Error

Heero Yuy’s mission planner: Date AC199. Mission objective: Finding compatible mates for Gundam Pilots 2, 3, 4, and 5. Timeframe: undefined. Difficulty: Moderate, despite lack of personal information on the subject of romantic affection. How hard can it be to get people to fall in love?*




Daydreams

Heero is a reclusive author, Duo runs the bookstore on the ground floor of his apartment building, and they take their own sweet time getting together.*




Falling Sideways

Methinks they doth protest too much.*




Things That Never Happened Between Bones & Booth

A series of one-shots in response to the 5 Things That Never Happened challenge. Each chapter covers something that didn’t happen between Booth and Brennan, but could have.*




If You Answered Mostly C

Dean waits in the waiting room and does waiting room things, such as angsting and reading Cosmo and anthropomorphizing chairs and failing to recognize that the universe is trying to tell him something.*




Questionable Moral Authority

Spencer and Ryan looked at each other for a moment, and Ryan nodded. (It’s always Ryan’s call; everything about the project has to go through Ryan first because at this point, Ryan basically is the project. His entire life has been leading up to this, he thinks. This is his life.)*




Things That Never Happened Between Bones & Booth

A series of one-shots in response to the 5 Things That Never Happened challenge. Each chapter covers something that didn’t happen between Booth and Brennan, but could have.*




For Once, Then, Something

Romanies in America, missing children, and a power that threatens everything between Sam and Dean.*




His Peace

And somewhere between the bathroom door and where Sam laid on the bed, Dean began to realize that feelings probably weren’t meant to be dealt with in the same way as monsters and spirits.*




Cut and Fucking Paste

‘Dear Ambassador Spock,’ Jim writes, ‘The new Spock thinks I am a total asshole and that sucks.’*




Ricochet

It’s been two weeks since Fort Douglas, and Dean still struggles to stay awake each night to watch over Sammy.* Prequel to Recoil.




Recoil

The Winchesters deal with the thing in Sammy’s closet.* Part one of the series.




The Other Side of the Aftermath of the Phantom Traveler

The first thing that registered was the noise coming from somewhere in the neighborhood of Dean’s bed, this whimpery little nn nnn! noise that mean whatever he was dreaming about was either really awesome, or really horrible.* I totally made up this title myself because it was untitled and I needed to call it something.




The Aftermath of the Phantom Traveler

Dean thinks maybe, maybe, he could manage to scream a little more.*




Pay Day

Reid knows he’s gifted, but it isn’t until Morgan comes along that he really feels it.*




Why Wait

Their job is dangerous, and they know they could die any day, so they waste no time together.*




Kinda Cute

“Honestly, Reid. You’re just the kind of person that makes me wanna adopt you and force feed you chocolate.”*




With Music

DG is never getting married, ever, which suits Wyatt Cain very well, since he will deny his feelings for her until his dying breath. But Ahamo and Lurline have other plans.*




Obvious

It was perfectly obvious to everyone else.*




The Fuzzy Challenge

(I apologize for that title.) Well, we know it’s not his…*




Every Hug

The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. “You’re alive” he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.*




Accusations

When Kirk is unable to defend himself against unfounded accusations, Spock steps in to show why you should never mess with a Vulcan—especially one who doesn’t mind occasionally insulting his superiors.*




Desire

A missing scene from Star Trek XI.*




With My Tail in the Air

The aliens were very sorry for nearly killing Captain Kirk, and wanted to fix things.*




Touching Secrets

He didn’t know who started it but there was a wall on the Northeast Pier that the populace of Atlantis called “The Confessional”.*




Smart!Kirk

So everyone knows Kirk’s a genius, right? Well, knowing and believing are two different things. And that pisses off the crew, who wouldn’t be alive without Kirk’s brand of intelligence and they love him, trouble magnet that he is and all. Kirk, of course, finds it pragmatic if other people don’t believe it (he likes being underestimated) but really doesn’t care one way or the other.

So to the prompt: ?# (anon’s decision) times a member of the crew did something to show off Kirk’s genius to the rest of Star Fleet (like Rand or Uhura presenting Kirk reports in various languages and him writing them in the same and sending it off to SF; Scotty not dumbing down the engineering lingo and asking for Kirk’s input to be sent off to SF for approval and their engineers are WTF? etc etc) and one time they didn’t have to.*




But What About Spock?

Mm-kay. We’ve all seen how Spock Prime’s pacifism goes out the window when his Kirk was in danger and he gets all, SHOOT IT, SHOOT IT, KILL IT, KILL IT — YOU’RE NOT SHOOTING IT FAST ENOUGH! OH, FUCK, EVERYBODY, THROW ROCKS AT THE JIM THREATENER!* Read the prompt. BEST.EVER.




You Can Lead a Parker to Water, But You Can’t Keep Her From Blowing Up the Stream

You’d think by now they’d realize that Parker just doesn’t think the way they do.*




How to Dispose of a Mars

“Elizabeth,” he said, aggrieved. “She calls me. At my house. When I refused to answer her questions, she hacked my Tivo and erased all my backlogged Simpsons episodes. She snuck off-world once disguised as an adolescent Jaffa. With her around, it’s impossible to keep any kind of secret. Frankly, she’s a menace.” Set after SGA’s The Siege Part III. Futurefic for Veronica Mars.*




An Abundance of Talent

Fifteen of Jim’s secret talents that came in handy on missions, and one time it was just for fun.*




All or Nothing

In spite of all their differences, Sesshoumaru and Kagome discover common ground… on the ice. A whirlwind romance of the Olympic variety.*




He Was Steeping

Arthur introduces Merlin to Gwen and Morgana for the first time (double date?) and they realise that he’s deaf. Half way through the date/day out Arthur starts signing to Merlin (because . . . the music gets too loud/feedback-y to use his hearing aids or something) and Gwen and Morgana are really impressed at how much dedication he’s putting into the relationship.*




Constant

A fill for this prompt at st_xi_kink: I can’t get enough of Spock!Prime calling Jim “James”. I especially can’t get enough of it if it’s sort of affectionate scolding.*




The Brilliant Find a Date for Kyouya Plan

Due to a HILARIOUS MISHAP, Tamaki thinks Haruhi is in love with Kyouya, and decides to hatch a brilliant plan to keep Kyouya from Haruhi and show Haruhi how fickle love is. But who is right for Kyouya, anyway? How much does Haruhi know? Why are the twins so smug? And where did the chalkboard in the garden come from? *




False Starts and Man-to-Man Coverage

David Archuleta discovers a few new interests at college.*




Don’t Feed Me, Seymour

“This looks delicious,” Eames fucking lies, because the only accurate statement would be This looks like intestines, and he would like Arthur to continue to shagging him.* Laughed until I CRIED.




The One With the Pancakes

Instead of warning Eames off Arthur, I want a fill where Cobb actually gives him pointers.*




Not Just Any Frog




The Great Escape




Boys On the Radio

Every Saturday night, every teenager in town tuned into Radio Freedom. Mike’s their biggest fan, and that was before he met their star DJ. Otherwise known as the pirate-radio AU.*




You Don’t Need to Walk a Mile in My Shoes

It’s time, probably past time, that Eliot needs to leave. His lovers view things differently.*




The Beautiful Game

A football AU.




The Ingenious Dr. Rodney McKay of Atlantis

Who would have thought that defeating the Wraith was the least of Rodney’s worries?*




With an If In Its Soul

Kevin walked down the corridor with his nose in his English notes, trying desperately to sort out his Cordelia’s from his Ophelia’s before the test in first period English. He ducked Macy’s wildly swung hockey stick, stepped around Joe and Stella’s awkward conversation, and opened his locker with an expert tap of his fist.*




Any Note You Can Reach

Honestly, Gerard only even knows who Panic! at the Disco are because of all the shit Pete is always sending Mikey. Burned CDs, emails full of mp3 tracks, demos in varying stages of completion. Seemingly every single band Pete has any connection to at all winds up on Mikey’s iPod in the end, and it’s almost an accident that Panic’s album is the one Gerard chooses to listen to on the day his own iPod takes a nosedive off the edge of the shelf and directly into Gerard’s steaming cup of coffee, leaving him at Mikey’s (and, by extension, the Pete Wentz Music Empire’s) mercy until he can get it replaced.*




Rainbow’s End

A story about an old movie theatre, fate, second chances and falling in love in the rain.*




(Just Like) Starting Over

Leonard’s book was kind of like the Bible in that way where one line from it could be taken wildly out of context and blown out of proportion.* This is GLORIOUS.




Snapshots

AU in which Kirk is deaf.

So basically he has no dad, is a child with an abusive step-father and distant mother, gets shipped to Tarsus IV and had to deal with that mess, gets shipped back to the abusive step-father and distant mother, grew up to be a brooding and self-destructive teen, gets shipped to the Academy, gets into the mess for cheating on the Kobayashi Maru, gets into the mess with Nero, and then becomes captain of the Enterprise anyway. And the kicker is that nobody (save for Bones and eventually Spock, who figures it out) realizes that Kirk can’t hear.*




Little Things

Established relationship, they start influencing each other with their fashion choices. Eames is wearing a tightly tailored three-piece, is that color in Arthur’s outfits?*




Alpha Matters

Bill rescues a bit of grey fluff from the bushes. Maybe it was altruistic; maybe he just likes to accessorize.

Tom isn’t thrilled with the idea of adopting another pet, and neither are their dogs, but his first mistake is thinking his opinion matters.

His last is in trying to assert it.*




Sort of Revolution

The first night Arthur stays over, the alarm goes off at 8:00am. Eames looks over at Arthur, who has half his face shoved into the pillow; he has only one eye open.*




On How Sergeant Colbert is Nothing At All Like Winnie the Pooh, and Other Important Lessons That Can Be Learned While Observing the Sergeant Laying Under a Jeep

“He’s got to come out eventually,” Rolling Stone observes. *




Waiting On

“French toast, pancakes, steak and eggs — I could make you anything in the world, pet, but no. Egg-white omelette, morning after morning. It shows a distinct lack of imagination.”*




Can’t Buy Me Love

When Adam Lambert showed up at his birthday party, Kris had had enough. He really didn’t know what sort of strange rock star style life Adam led, but no matter how famous he was, Kris was not bending over for a pile of sparkly, shiny gifts.*




Must Love Dogs

After sifting through canine nutritionists, pet psychologists, and professional dog trainers, singer Bill Kaulitz hires handsome dog walker Tom Trümper to look after his babies. Will he get more than just another employee?




Three’s a Crowd

Arthur is the third wheel in his own relationship.*




White Rabbit’s Adventures in Manhattan

Harvey Specter hates kittens. Puppies, turtles, goldfish, guinea pigs – if it’s a commonly kept household pet, Harvey has nothing but palpable scorn for it.* Sequel to Friends? I’d Say Family.




Ray Person’s Big Gay World series

It’s around when Ray wants to hold Walt’s hand like a goddamn teenage girl with stars in her eyes and wet panties that he starts to worry.* I LOVED this.




The Kids Are Alright

In the end it will be Charles Xavier who convinces Erik to trust again. (Single Parent AU that is “not as AU as you think”)*




Paper In Fire

Ed loves Roy, and Roy loves… Roy.*




At Odds with Circumstances

What would have happened if Charles and Erik had managed to recruit Logan?

(In which Logan solves everyone’s problems through snark and BAMFery.)*




The More Things Change

Steve’s not entirely sure how seduction works nowadays, but he’s learned from the best.*




This Tornado Loves You

A story about first loves and true loves, about friendship, growing up, and growing together. Atlernatively, this is a story about Mike figuring out what he deserves, and learning how to ask for it.*




Were!cat

In retrospect, Stiles probably shouldn’t have tried to pet the cat.*




Two Out of Three (Ain’t Bad)

It blindsides him one morning in the middle of his customary third cup of coffee; Steve walks through the door in loose cotton pants, shirt pulled up to wipe the sweat off his face from his usual morning workout, and Tony thinks: adorable.




Happiness Is a Warm Tazer

Jane and Darcy are being moved to New York to work at S.H.I.E.L.D. It’s a whirlwind of a summer and Darcy doesn’t even have her iPod back, but not for lack of trying.*




Mind-Control Is the Only Explanation

[High School AU] People sometimes wonder aloud why Mike and Harvey are friends, since, you know, Mike’s kind of scrawny and more than a little geeky and has a tendency to run his mouth off without thinking about what comes out of it, and Harvey is really just as geeky but is considerably better at hiding it, and he’s a grade above Mike and has an inexplicable ability to stare people into submission that is vaguely unsettling in a seventeen-year-old.*




Loosening My Grip

Brent’s got the werewolf thing pretty well under control after 24 years, but one little concussion and some emotional turmoil centered around his best friend/defensive partner makes things harder than they’ve ever been before.*




To Taste

In the game of love, food has an unfair advantage.

In which Kris is a gourmet chef, and Adam is a Hollywood PA on a simple lunch run.*