The Little Things
As I’m sure some of you will already know, sometimes a shop evolves into much more than a shop. It becomes a place where people go when they feel sad, or happy, or when they need sanctuary from the rituals of day-to-day life.*
As I’m sure some of you will already know, sometimes a shop evolves into much more than a shop. It becomes a place where people go when they feel sad, or happy, or when they need sanctuary from the rituals of day-to-day life.*
Frank loves Gerard’s stupid faces and his ideas that make him wake Frank up in the middle of the night, but try as he might he can’t remember thinking back then ‘this dude is awesome; clearly I want to host a nature show with him.’*
Brendon swears this is the last time he’s going to take treasure-hunting advice from a giant turtle.*
“Spence, I’m. Look, I’m going to prove this girl-thing to you, okay? I’m going to,” he held up his hands, “this is so brilliant, I’m going to become a girl.”*
Dean and Sam cross paths with a little girl that needs their help. The boys do their best.*
Mikey never listens to music anymore, not since the night he stumbled out the back door of a club too wasted to notice that the girl he was following had eyes that flashed black as coal and there was probably something a little bit strange about that.*
Mikey’s a crime scientist, solving crimes and sneaking down to the morgue for coffee breaks. His brother’s living in his spare room, his partner thinks Mikey’s trying to get the promotion he deserves, and Mikey’s just looking for answers.*
“I don’t know,” Patrick said anxiously, hesitating with his hand on the door handle. Through the glass window he could see people milling around inside the room, some settling themselves on the floor, others mingling and introducing each other.*
“Hey, hey, hey,” Jon whispers into Spencer’s ear one morning when it’s raining. “What are your thoughts on babies?”* Sequel to The Way I See It #219.
College AU. Ryan’s an English major and he needs a final project, but he gets a little more than he expected: “You are the words to my music, Ryan Ross. You are the chorus to my melody. You are the beauty behind the beast.”*
Daniel and Sam plot revenge on Janet for spreading a rumor about them, but as always with our beloved SG-1, things don’t go as anticipated.*
Daniel discovers the joys of family life when Jack takes him home to the folks in Chicago for a little TLC, O’Neill style.*
“Rule number one,” Ray said, ignoring her. “Do not talk to strangers even if Dad does.”*
The day that Ryan disappeared was the same day the beagle puppy turned up at the shelter.*
Er, a while back we were goofing around with the Laws of Panic at the Disco and we came up with ten.*
Brendon and Spencer are college students in Chicago working as elves at Santa’s Christmas Wonderland in the mall. At first, Spencer is jealous because Brendon is great with the screaming and crying kids who come to see Santa. He’s also just a tiny bit irritated by Brendon’s boundless energy and enthusiasm. Then he finds himself developing a crush and pining away for Brendon — only to be confused by Brendon’s sudden affection for Ryan, Spencer’s best friend/roommate and Brendon’s classmate in a music performance class at school. Ryan works at a bookstore in the mall, Jon works at Starbucks, and there are lots of faily boys having cliched misunderstandings.*
The social worker pointed out a chair near the back of her office. The small, blond boy obediently sat down and looked directly at her, all wide-eyed worry. As soon as he was settled, he wrapped his arms around his middle and started to rock slowly back and forth. Anne Smith would have been worried if she hadn’t already spent the last week in the boy’s company. Just a few hours each day but she knew the behavior was normal, at least for him, at least for now.*
After the first day, McKay had sniffed imperiously, chin tipped up, and told him that he wasn’t a complete idiot, and his shame would only be marginal if they were seen together outside of class. Instead of telling him to fuck off, John had grinned sardonically and drawled a mocking, “Thanks,” and McKay took that as the olive branch it wasn’t and bullied his way into John’s daily life.*
Thirteen years after Hogwarts. Harry is summoned back as a professor. He finds that life is leading him in a direction that he never thought possible and being a human is far more difficult than anything he’s ever battled before.*
Draco and Harry break up right before graduation. After Hogwarts, Draco disappears for reasons unknown and is found ten years later living in New York City as a muggle with an eight year old daughter.*
Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the Magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralyzed in a wheelchair.*
Harry and Draco get into an accident during a Quidditch match. An old blood magic works its way, creating a bond between the two enemies, binding their souls to each other. A love story, for the most part.*
Brian woke up with his face mashed into a pillow and the sheets twisted around his hips.*
They finally go out on their first tour with an actual bus, and Cash is totally ruining it by acting way too strangely.*
And so begins Alex’s Eternal Hatred and Disdain towards everything Cash Colligan.*
“So, I’m pretty sure she knocked me up before she left,” Brendon said conversationally.*
Brendon is still missing his babies. Ryan Ross is a bitchy pregnant seahorse. And MikeyWay has run away to the Reef, and theh other must brave the unknown to rescue him. Drama! Angst! Less fish puns than the last one! More Mpreg, of sorts. Boys (and girls) as sea creatures.* Sequel to Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool.
Last night they’d talked until they were hoarse and now Spencer’s not sure if there’s anything more to say.*
Superpowers AU in which Ryan Ross can’t help reading people’s minds, Jon Walker absorbs energy (and usually controls it perfectly), Spencer Smith shoots ice from his hands and saves melting refreshments, and Brendon Urie sometimes bursts into flames.*
Mal comes back from his sale with platinum in his pocket and a pair of dirty stragglers tagging along behind him like dogs.*
Missouri reveals a secret to the boys that send them on a journey to Santa Cruz where they find a brother they never knew and an even darker revelation that none of them saw coming.*
“Wait, okay, give me the camera!” Ellie Montrose asked her little sister Meg. Ellie was sixteen years old. Meg was eleven and she idolized her big sister.*
Booth and Brennan compete against the weather and other factors to catch a killer before another life is taken, and step our of denial of their feelings.*
Dr. Temperance Brennan can handle remains that are thousands of years old, but can she keep up with one small child?*
After a successful case, Booth and Brennan have an evening free, and after all, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right?*
After their marriage in Vegas, Booth and Brennan must deal with real life together.* Sequel to What Happens in Vegas.
Booth brings Brennan home for Thanksgiving strictly as a partner, but fate, namely his mother, has other things in mind.*
There is a line where passion becomes obsession and the pursuit of truth becomes a deadly gamble.*
Following a tough case, Brennan, Booth, and the gang head to Quantico for a weekend’s training only to find it’s hard to escape your past.*
When skeletal remains are found in a local park, Booth and Bones struggle to find answers and end up struggling against each other. Can a killer be found before Booth leaves Bones for good?* Sequel to The Man in the Lecture.
Gerard is dreaming. He knows he’s dreaming, but that doesn’t mean he’s not enjoying himself.*
There is a line where passion becomes obsession and the pursuit of truth becomes a deadly gamble. Temperance Brennan is about to cross it.*
Two sisters, old women gifted with dark Magic, look into the future. They see the human race weakened. They form an evil plan to have their families rule the world and rid it of inferior beings. But a dark shadow hangs over them as a vision appears to them in their dreams: an army of genetically enhanced super soldiers with the power to destroy their ultimate goal.*
Patrick has his headphones on, which is like saying Patrick has pants on – except that his teachers don’t make him take off his pants during class, which Patrick appreciates.*
After the fifth night of pretty damn near no sleep, Pete didn’t so much ask Andy to switch places with him for a while as he begged, threatened, cajoled, and eventually bribed him.*
Pete attempts to convince Patrick to move in together.*
Most of the other penguins would roll their eyes at the little kid sliding happily over the ice and singing wordless songs at the top of his lungs, but Patrick didn’t care.*
It becomes considerably darker than first year, and involves Harry’s Parselmouth skills.* Sequel to Saving Connor.
It’s Year 3, the AU of Prisoner of Azkaban and the one where Harry finally finds out the full truth about October 31, 1981.* Sequel to No Mouth But Some Serpents.
Harry’s brother Connor is the Boy-Who-Lived, and Harry has devoted himself to protecting him – by being ordinary. But certain people aren’t content to let Harry hide in the shadows.*
Fact: If you can see Patrick Martin Stumph, he can see you. If you can’t see Patrick Martin Stumph, you may be only seconds away from death.*
Recently, Pete has taken to texting Patrick approximately four thousand times a day.*
“I like that you’re expressing yourself with your camera phone in a way that doesn’t involve your genitals, but can you leave me out of it, please?”*
Pete isn’t quite sure what he thought was going to happen when he wrote G.I.N.A.S.F.S. but he definitely thought it would be more spectacular than this.*
Background: Marilyn Manson dissed MCR for wearing makeup? Frank handled it gracefully, we’re all going to pretend Gerard did not.*
Currently PeteandPatrick, also PetePatrick, still no surprising anybody, are sitting in a hotel room in varying states of frustration.*
The day Pete meets Patrick, he wakes up to the sound of rain against his windows.*
Three days after Bela puts the Colt to Lilith’s head and walks her backwards into a Devil’s Trap, Sam tries to follow Dean into the bathroom when he goes to shower, and Dean almost puts a fist through a wall.*
Sam spends the first three days after wrapped around him like a blanket, in the middle of threadbare hotel sheets in North Dakota with thunderstorms rolling in across the plains.*
Brendon has a habit of handling Pete the same way he handles his twelve-year-old daughter.*
“Okay, this is what I’ve figured out so far. I’m stuck in some sort of hell that looks vaguely like a Sandra Bullock movie.”*
Patrick is a widower and young father. Pete is an advertising exec with a failing relationship. When Patrick’s daughter makes a call to a radio shrink, lives intersect and shenanigans ensue.*
Sam is turned into a kid on Halloween, and adult Dean has to take him trick or treating.*
Yohji was on the corner across the street when he heard the low, annoyed shout of “Buy something or LEAVE!” echo out from inside the flower shop.*
Jim and Blair face off against the US Sentinel Program.* Sequel to Guidelines: Beginnings.
AU in which John never gets to Antarctica. He and Rodney meet anyway.*
Big spider. Slash. Lemon bars. Everyone almost dies… don’t you love it?*
Rodney accepted that one day he might die on an alien planet… he just didn’t want to be killed by giant bats… or giant anything for that matter.*
“If I could not kill him without bloodshed,” said Teyla, emerging from the tent with a pleased smile on her face, “I would not be worthy of my people.” “You didn’t kill him, right?” Sheppard asked, straight-faced. Teyla inclined her head to him, but said nothing. Not looking at each other, Rodney and Sheppard shuffled a little closer together.*
Gerard hasn’t prayed in years, probably not since Gamma died. It’s just… no. Not happening. He imagines sometimes that he’s in a staredown contest with God, arms folded, glaring at each other.*
It starts with Dean getting buried alive… and it doesn’t appear to be ending any time soon.*
It’s like how I Can talk to you when you’re not even there…*
In which there is broken glass, a sick drummer, a story, a festival, and a song.*
Bob Bryar is not dreamy. Bob Bryar looks like the kind of guy who could fuck you up in a back alley, but doesn’t care enough about you to actually do it. Greta has had the most inconvenient crush on Bob Bryar since freshman year.*
Frank used to live a perfectly normal life in New Jersey with his babbo, sister Anny and nephew Matthew; but everything changed the day he started working at Mode. This is the story of an ordinary day at the office.*
Joe refuses to be charmed. Joe’s neighbor is some sort of drunkard or druggie, okay, and he smells like wood varnish and burnt hair and Joe really, really hopes he doesn’t have an explosive meth lab set up in his garage.*
Okay, okay. Christ. So these rock stars came in when the storm hit, they got a couple of rooms, the end.* Sequel to Rest Stop.
He has about eight minutes left. This is also, coincidentally, how long Brendon has left to live if he does not return Spencer’s aftershave.*
First Dean was buried alive, now Sam is being hunted. And when the hunter catches the prey, the side-effects are… unexpected.* Sequel to How to Bury Dean Winchester.
As a favor, Sam and Dean pick up on a job where Bobby’s left off. Only, the spirit the Winchester boys are attempting to usher to the other side is making things more complicated than they’re supposed to be. First in the Ordeals verse.*
Somehow, “Oh, hey, you know how I told you I’m a quarter Irish and a quarter German? Well I forgot to mention that the other half is Demon,” is a little hard to voice.*
“Look, Spencer, look!” Spencer, who had been trying to read that issue of Kerrang he’d had stuffed in his bunk for the past four months but never had the time to get to, dodged Brendon’s probing hands with practiced ease. “No, Brendon.”*
The AU where Panic is a wedding band called The First Wives Club. Brendon named them. It’s okay though; Pete’s wedding band is called Lloyd Dobler’s Boombox, but only because it kind of stuck.*
Frank knows that keeping a job you hate just because it happens to involve hot people is a really bad idea, but he’s always kind of liked bad ideas.*
Brendon and Haley are the biggest gossips on tour, best known for their stealthy, ninja-like song-writing abilities.* Sequel to The Best Thing Since Ducks.
Brendon really loves his band. Unfortunately, they all have amazing, hot boyfriends.*
Like everything, it starts in Vegas.*
The fifth time Brendon jerks off to a guy, he calls up Shane and says, “Spencer Smith’s beard made me gay.”*
“It takes three licks, dude,” Joe says, and Brendon nods, says, “Duh,” because he’s a freaking wise owl, he knows these things.*
The beginning of the semester always gets Frank jittery, but in a good way. It’s one of those times when everything seems new and possible, and the stress of exams and term papers seems a lifetime away.*
It’s not like it actually changes that much. Spencer is still his friend and his bandmate and his Guitar Hero sidekick and his main rival for apple juice in the morning. It’s just now Brendon is aware that Spencer is made up of squares and smooth circles and he wants to fucking touch them.*
Step 1: Watch the music video for “A Little Less Sixteen Candles…” Step 2: Listen to “Vampires Will Never Hurt You.” Step 3: Mix liberally.*
You may have to search around a little bit. There isn’t really a master page for this fic.
Frank’s a rock star. Gerard’s a bodyguard hired to protect him. Together they fight crime. Shenanigans ensue.*
In which Jensen is a school teacher, Jared is a TV star, and the rest of the gang fill out random positions around them.*
Dean never thought he would enter a beauty pageant; Sam never thought he would see his brother in a dress. There’s a first time for everything, right?*
A misunderstanding leads to Jensen adopting the role of fiancé to the currently comatose Jeff Padalecki – Jensen`s unrequited crush. While Jeff`s family welcomes their newest “addition” with open arms, it`s Jeff`s brother Jared who really turns Jensen`s world upside-down.*
They prank because they love. Including: Jared in a kilt, Jared playing Ruby, and surprise seaweed.*
“Let me get this straight,” Nick says, ignoring Joe’s snickers. “You accidentally implied that Mike Carden is a rapist.”*
The beat is muted, almost non-existent, and the loss hits Bob hard. He’s used to living his life in a constant thrum of sound, sensing those around him, the rhythm of the universe a constant companion, but here there’s almost nothing. He can feel the sound that’s been pulling him for weeks now, but little else. This place is dead, almost silent, and Bob aches with the feeling of being cast into nothingness.*
Frank can deal with being a loser in high school, but he’d kind of like to stop being a loser who’s in love with his best friend, thanks.*
Okay, Sam’s definition of “moving” doesn’t seem to quite jive with Dean’s.*
Gerard Way, a Cartoon Network peon in possession of the world’s worst taste in men, may have finally found the perfect boyfriend. Or a serial killer.* Based on the movie Head Over Heels.
“What? Oh, geez, kid.” Gerard laughs, and it’s not mean, but the kid half-flinches back, a repressed sort of reaction, mostly suppressed but still visible. Gerard notices for the first time the way the line of his hips is sharp enough to cut paper. “Ryan,” he says, meeting Gerard’s eyes again. “My name is Ryan.”*
“I just don’t wanna go alone,” Frankie has said, and tugged on Bob’s arm until he agreed to accompany Frank to the piercing studio.*
“This is political,” Gerard announces, and kisses him.*
Brian is not entirely sure how he ended up with a half-naked Brendon Urie in his lap, just like he is unsure of how My Chem ended up on tour with Panic at the Disco in the first place.*
It’s the high seas at an indeterminate point in history. Gruesome Gerard and Lyn-z face off in a contest of who will be the dominant do-gooder, with Ray the cook, Mikey the first mate, Pete the stowaway, Frank the failed ninja, and assorted others falling over in the background. In short: pirate AU!*
A drycleaners, a hair salon, the park bench that brings them together, and their various friends and enemies; one summer at the mall.*
Hospital AU. Spencer Smith has moved to Chicago to work at Chicago General with his best friend, one Ryan Ross. Here he meets some hilarious staff members, makes a lot of friends, and drinks a lot of coffee.
“I always thought I was kidding about Fraser being the way he was on account of being Canadian – I come from Chicago, no way he’s the first Canadian I ever met – but they can do some funny things to you, the Territories.”*
A new pair of vintage jeans, his favorite t-shirt, and the black leather jacket were laid out on the chair, ready to go.*
Sun beats down mercilessly on Gerard’s shoulders as he toes the edge of the browning lawn. Nothing in Jersey looks better by the light of day. The run-down houses, peeling paint and disrepair all stare back at him in sharp relief. He sighs. Everything hurts. He hasn’t had a drink in three days and he flushed the last of his coke down the hotel toilet before getting on the plane.*
A deranged psycho with an eye fixation is stalking Kowalski and people from Ray’s past. But Fraser’s stuck at the Consulate and can’t help. A thriller.*
Bob meets Ronon in an emergency room in Colorado. That fact…yeah, says something about the both of them when you consider that it was a tragic accident involving a sander, some duct tape, and one of Gerard’s shoes that landed Bob there, while Ronon was hit by a fucking bus and is still conscious.*
Bob might not remember why he decided to try to out-hardcore someone who was hit by a bus and remained conscious, but he’s totally invested in it now. And if Ronon just thought about it, he’d see just how badass Bob totally is. *
It wasn’t like he didn’t know these guys; not like he hadn’t spent weeks practically living in their back pockets during Warped. It was just… There was a difference between the screaming chaos that was a tour and this. Patrick took a deep breath, pulled his hat down, and knocked on the door of the bus.*
Frank has lived his life within the narrow confines of his master’s house and his master’s bed. He was happy enough with what he knew; when he is liberated, he finds both great promise and complete confusion. (Set in an alternate universe U.S.)*
Gerard is his usual lame-ass self, but for some reason people at school think he’s edgy and dangerous. Little dorky Frank doesn’t think he’s cool enough for Gerard. :D*
If you wanted to, if you were so inclined, you could place the blame squarely on William – in fact, William himself would be eager to accept it, if only because the story ended so well – but in the beginning, in the beginning, if you blamed William, you would not, actually, be correct.*
Spencer had barely even heard of rugby when he tried out for the team. It was just a way of killing time until Ryan was done with his stupid school magazine. Helping Ryan sift through the lame emo poetry submissions was only funny the first few times. But their west-coast prep school doesn’t play soccer or football, so the rugby team turns out to be the coolest thing around, and suddenly Spencer’s the school’s most popular player. Then Spencer meets Brendon, and everything changes.*
The Jonas family is well known for their purity rings and religious views, and it’s good to see that it hasn’t prevented Kevin from denying who he is. This magazine is behind you 100%, Kevin Jonas, and wish you and Mike Carden a happy marriage!*
“Word on the street is that you’re bearing the fruit of my good friend’s loins.” William says, draping himself against Kevin’s back, and Kevin considers the logistics of crawling inside of his locker and dying.*
He’s glad he didn’t know about William’s questionable lifestyle choice before they met, because he’d had this vision in his head of what Shakespearean actors were like, and frankly he wanted nothing to do with those weirdos.*
Mike shrugged, and why couldn’t Kevin be more like Mike? He could lose his Disney status within a set time frame if he could just act like that.*
Kevin hasn’t seen Mike in over a month, and maybe he’s a little bit annoying. So maybe his brothers and Bill lock him and Mike in a closet.*
Kevin’s breathing goes all shuddery, bordering on gasping, and Carden oh-so-slowly pets him there, right on the side of his throat, and shushes him and Kevin thinks, a little hysterical, that if he’s trying to calm him down the petting thing is totally not working.*
“Um.” Kevin twists his fingers together and tries to think of a non-pathetic way to beg Carden not to kill and eat him. He’d totally be gamey and, like, like—juicy and tender, *oh sweet baby Jesus*, who the heck is he kidding? Kevin would be *delicious*, he’s all solid and active and healthy and stuff, it’s like his mom’s been feeding him up for years and years for this exact moment. Have another apple, son, someday a scary-intense, super hot guy is going to *eat you alive*.*
The totally true story of how Spencer Smith joined Patrick & Brendon’s Magic Friend Band.*
Every day he texts Frank that he’s dying a slow, painful death, and Frank always ignores him and sends him pics of Gerard’s nostrils or dog shit or something. Frank’s an asshole. He has no idea why they’re friends, and Spencer misses him so much sometimes he feels like punching something that’ll punch back.
Brendon likes leaning on tall things, like lampposts and Gabe Saporta. Which is probably why he wakes up naked, duct taped to a Big Wheel.*
When Carden shoplifts from the Jonas Family corner store, he has to work it off as punishment. With bonus charming-slash-harrassing Beckett.*
Kevin’s confession loses him one family, gains him one; he still manages to come out ahead, somehow.*
FBR’s Hot Messes versus the Jonas Brothers’ Road Dogs in an epic battle of the softball titans.*
Where Kevin is only half a son, Nick has got Miley pregnant, Joe has chosen the wrong Taylor and Frankie is two years shy of a teenage rebellion that will put everyone else’s to shame.*
That’s what I think of when you say ‘snakes on a plane’. I think of unplanned pregnancies.*
Harry looked at himself in the mirror and wondered if his hair looked like a rats nest or if it looked like he’d spent ages trying to arrange it.*
When Pete Wentz throws a Halloween party, he doesn’t just set out some pumpkins and peeled grapes. After due consideration and some time with the other guests (for values of ‘other guests’ that mean ‘Mike Carden’), Kevin is glad.*
When Jared finds himself at Camp Ovation for the summer, a musical refuge for talented misfits, he gets a whole lot of drama. But then there’s Jensen, his roommate, who may become something more.*
After Supernatural, Jensen and Jared aren’t talking. But a film’s a film and Jensen could really use the money.*
You promised Owen when you were eight that you’d never fall in love with a girl.*
The knock on the door jolted him a little – he’d just been winding down, maybe dozing a bit – and he stumbled a little on his way to answer it. He couldn’t have been more surprised to see his visitor.*
Harry Potter must marry a Slytherin to save the Wizarding world. Only, none of them seem to want him.*
When Sam’s dreams take a different turn, he realizes that he has taken Dean for granted for way too long.*
Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and got hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire.*
Frank can deal with being a loser in high school, but he’d kind of like to stop being a loser who’s in love with his best friend, thanks.*
Duo learns the downside of being junior class president the same day he is stuck in a triangle with his best friend.*
First Dean was buried alive, now Sam is being hunted. And when the hunter catches the prey, the side-effects are… unexpected.* Sequel to How to Bury Dean Winchester.
In which Kevin is a sad little elf, and Mike panics and buys way the fuck too much tinsel.*
In which Kevin realizes Mike is his Disney princess, and Mike realizes Kevin would look hot naked.*
On October 2, 2005, Sam Winchester walked out of the apartment he shared with his girlfriend Jess in the middle of the night and didn’t come back.*
So, it’s all over and Sam’s looking back at what he wanted to be. Dean’s looking forward trying to make up his mind.*
Derek Morgan is an expert at keeping his mouth shut. Except when it comes to Spencer Reid.*
“It’s so cute how he wants his first official holiday with the captain to go so well.”*
Five things it takes Spencer Reid too long to notice about Derek Morgan- and one he notices immediately. Or, five snapshots of a slowly developing relationship.*
Morgan’s family has been curious about this Doctor Reid. *
Derek’s family finally meets the famous Spencer Reid.* Sequel to The Babbling of Derek Morgan on Doctor Spencer Reid.
The witch is gone, but that doesn’t mean the war is over. No happily ever after in sight.*
For a Princess and a Tin Man, the most important adventure to come may lie in discovering where their hearts truly belong.*
The Witch was dead. They all should have lived happily ever after, but sadly, they were smack dab in the middle of OZ’s version of real life.*
Everyone thought DG would be the perfect Queen of the O.Z. She wished she had their confidence. Series of stories chronicling DG’s reign… and all the problems therein.*
Space is a tough place to be without your friends. This will start slowly before a crisis strikes and the crew of the Enterprise will be forced to risk everything to save their Captain.*
Spock, in typical Vulcan fashion, has withdrawn himself from the Enterprise, her crew, and most especially her Captain, and Jim is determined to find out why, even if it kills him.*
At the end of the movie, the older Spock did not seek out his younger self and encourage him to stay on the Enterprise. It falls to Jim to convince him. This is how he does it.
In other words, how to outfox a fox, when the fox is a Vulcan.*
His own personal brand of insanity, it seemed, was contagious; and no Vulcan was willing to risk their minds for the half breed. Looks like the only thing between Spock and disaster is the blue-eyed boy from Iowa, standing on the cusp of revolution.*
Companion piece to ‘Improbability’, told from Spock’s POV. “He would figure Jim Kirk out eventually — it simply required more observation and the accumulation of data.”*
It wasn’t until one night, while drinking away the fact that he had to live in a universe in which stupidity existed, that he began to reevaluate his hard-earned take on the psychology of man.*
5 times the situation was unsettling when Jim said ‘I love you’, and 1 time when it was more…relaxed.*
Mike is an angry 17 year old who’s been exiled from home for the summer while his parents finalize their divorce. Shipped off to William’s place, he’s startled to find that William has somehow found himself a shifty older boy friend, and an angel in the attic.*
The first time Spock woke up with the captain in his bed, it was because of the very strangeness.* Laughed until I cried.
Everything about McCoy’s job is harder when people refuse to tell him what’s going on.
A sequel/companion story to All That We Can Be, Not Just What We Are. (Starts before the events of that fic.)*
It was only a matter of months into his new captaincy when James T. Kirk, once again, set a new Starfleet record. He was pregnant and undeniably so, if the blinking tricorder and Bones’s ashen expression was any indication.*
Based on the switched version of the prompt: A de-aged fic where Spock has to take care of a kid-Kirk; preferably Kirk only listens to Spock, and freaks out when he’s not around. (Or, you know, switched).*
The relationship that started it all – Sarek/Amanda. How a logical guy like Sarek fell for a human, and why he would defy his people to marry her.*
“You’re kind of stupid, captain,” Uhura says, poisonously, as Spock leaves the transporter bay.*
A gift!fic for a most lovely, lovely Anonymous (Anon knows why!). Their prompt was: Even though Spock has a super-duper immune system, he somehow comes down with a human chicken pox and it hits him pretty hard. Feeling crappy and fighting the urge to scratch strain his Vulcan control, and he gets a bit cranky (more so than usual). Kirk to the rescue to stop him from scratching and to keep the crew from teasing his Vulcan.
“Oh, no,” Zach deadpans, feigning an exaggerated look of horror, “you found my stash of kinky sex paraphernalia. Whatever will I do.” He rolls his eyes. “Seriously, you read sex into everything; it’s pathological. They’re for shaving.” He goes back to what’s probably the New York Times, then looks up again and adds pointedly, “For shaving facial hair.” *
An alternative scenario: instead of Amanda, it is Sarek who dies on Vulcan. Amanda, being human, cries in her son’s arm on the transporter landing, her grief breaking Spock’s shield enough to cause him to return the hug and rest his face upon her shoulder. How would this have changed the scene on the bridge, and would this more exposed emotionally Spock have had a more reasonable conjecture with Kirk?*
Kirk/Spock. Epic, epic kissing. Remember the transporter room S/U necking? Something like that. The crew is all assembled to bid their captain good luck on his crazy dangerous mission and emotions are running high. Just prior to energizing K is thinking he just might not come back and this will be his only opportunity for a taste of the first officer he’s secretly!madly!inlove! with. Shock and awe amongst K and crew when Spock returns the kiss (and how!) because of course he’s also secretly!madly!inlove! with Kirk.*
The translators aren’t working, and apparently this is the one language that Uhura never learned, and it’s a recently spacefaring civilization, so it’s not related to anything she does know. They’re also yelling really, really loud.*
Mpreg fics are awesome, but not necessary here (though loved). basically, Kirk and Spock are having sexytimes and it could even be somewhere totally private, but then their kid (who’s old enough to know that, y’know, it’s not normal that part of father is in daddy) catches them and freaks out.*
Post Avatar. Jake Sully has a new life with the Omaticaya, and his life mate Neytiri. Humans have left. But he knows they will come back, and he’ll be ready when they do.*
Someone from Eliot’s past shows up, and if Alec doesn’t stop flirting with her, Eliot is going to kill him.*
The one where Mama Allen finally steps in because really, the boys are just being silly.*
It takes a lot of persuading to get “Spock” and “shore leave” to interact on any meaningful level.*
Fiona is taken to Ireland during “Long Way Back” and Sam and Michael go after her.*
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time.*
Cadet Kirk, while trying to create a machine capable of generating an infinite improbability field, accidentally makes a sentient machine instead, a machine calling himself ‘Spock’. What does one do with an android?*
Merlin is definitely supposed to work for Arthur, but spends most of his time mocking Arthur’s dress sense, berating him via IM with Morgana, sending Gwen capslock-filled emails about him and, most of all, trying not to fall in love with the shiny-shoed ponce. Arthur, meanwhile, is definitely supposed to be taking over his father’s company some day, but instead spends most of his time scowling at Merlin, making lists about him, trying to find excuses to fire him and, most of all, trying to pretend he is totally not head-over-heels for the jumped up little upstart. Someone’s got to make some difficult choices eventually, and this can only lead to one thing: angst. Or hilarity. Or, embarrassingly enough, self-discovery.*
Bradley takes Colin on a date. Colin thinks he might be a giant space lizard.*
On the way back from their roadtrip around Wales, the boys encounter a rain apocalypse. Colin makes a playlist to die to, KitKats get squashed, Bradley changes his name to Margaret, and they find out exactly how much room there isn’t in the back of a rented Ford Focus.*
Working in the theatre was not what Bradley had pictured himself doing. Cue a little play called “Merlin”, and the nine months that changed his life. Playing Arthur Pendragon made sense. That Bradley found a new family, and Colin, in the process was just a bonus.*
Sitting at the top of “Uther’s All Time Parenting Backfires” is Arthur’s fellow colleague and clumsy best friend – Merlin Emrys.*
I’d love it if Arthur had a sort of cause into it and wasn’t simply suddenly stalkerish. Example scenario: Arthur is a sport reporter that always has gorgeous and sensual pictures of athletic figures. After he reports a case of another stalker being caught, he goes “now, that one’s a sport I never looked into. As it happens, a Hot Guy caught my attention a while ago, so for the sake of Science I’ll try to stalk him for two weeks and report to you, faithful readers, my observations. [poll: Will I get embarrassingly caught? Yes No As Long As you Give us Pictures ticky!]*
Uther blamed Arthur for Igraine’s death but couldn’t bring himself to kill him. Instead he keeps him locked up because Arthur looks just like Igraine and he can’t bare to look at him. Uther remarries and has other kids so the heir issue isn’t a problem. Merlin comes to Camelot and he accidently comes across the place where Arthur is locked away. They talk through the door and eventually end up falling for each other.*
Two secret relationships + one flat = a good dose of hilarity and a little bit of drama.*
It was love at first sight, and Merlin knew it – when it came to the flat, that was. Merlin wasn’t anything like as clear about the man he was going to have to live with.*
Kris is determined to win Adam’s heart and if it take a tiara and a sparkly wand (the plastic kind, thank you very much) to get Adam to notice him, he’s willing to go all in. *
Life is a series of moments, in Kris’ opinion, as common and amazing as chain of atoms linking into a marvelous, intelligible molecule. Then he reaches for the long cane leaning unobtrusively behind his seat and shatters the moment to hell. *
Being a singer has always been Kris’s dream. Being a superhero is just an accident of birth.*
This wasn’t how he planned it.* More here (http://community.livejournal.com/the_kitchen_ink/tag/what%20a%20big%20belly%20you%20have%20kris-paw).
Acclaimed songwriter Kris Allen is finally laying down his own recording of his songs. He’s retired to the studio for a month, and he’s taken a vow: until the recording’s done, there’ll be no drinking, no partying, and definitely no girls. Everything’s going to be dedicated to the music. Until rock star Adam Lambert, recently returned from touring, turns up at the studio to remind Kris that he signed a contract to write a song to become Adam’s next single release – and Adam prefers to collaborate on every song that’s created for him.*
Two months before the end of sophomore year, Arthur lets Ariadne talk him into “making an appearance” at a party held by the captain of the soccer team, way to hell and gone out in the suburbs. The house is over-sized, the music too loud, and no one, save a half dozen people, can remember Arthur’s name. It’s pretty much his idea of hell.
And that’s all before he chugs four beers in the kitchen to avoid talking to anyone and somehow ends up in a closet during an impromptu game of Seven Minutes in Heaven.*
Dom is actually Arthur’s father. The team finds out when Eames starts to seriously pursue Arthur and speaks out about Dom’s over-protectiveness.*
In the 18 months since Proculus Media had swallowed up the paper, Dom Cobb has (a) offered Saito, their new publisher and overlord, oral sex to keep ads off the front page (it hadn’t worked), (b) started crying actual tears of exhaustion at a redesign meeting the fourth time Yusuf brought up page gutters to try and guilt him into ceasing his reign of terror (it hadn’t worked) and (c) tried to get Arthur to agree, peacefully, to work election night.*
“Eames, I don’t know what dictionary you’re working out of, but my definition of ‘favor’ does not entail asking someone you despise to play escort to your family’s Christmas party.”
Eames glares at him. “I’m not asking you to play escort, merely be my date.”*
Kris/Adam AU. Adam and Kris are in high school. Adam starts a gay/straight alliance and Katy and her friends want to join. Katy is dating Kris, and she makes him come along. He realizes he has feelings for Adam/is gay/etc. Something about them working together in the GSA, too, if you can.*
Kris doesn’t mind when life gives him lemons. He is good at making the best of lemons. He just thinks it sucks that when life gives him creme brulee, he didn’t know what to do with it.*
“This isn’t something we do, Eames. It’s something we are.” Magical realism, soulbonding, d/s fusion. *
Let’s be clear here, Adam knows that was a stupid thing to do. Adam knew that before, during, and after throwing that punch and you know what?* Scroll down for it. (I still love you Brangelina!)
When Winona Kirk finds love with the small-town sheriff of Riverside, Jim is uprooted for his high school senior year to the middle of nowhere. But once Jim arrives, he gets wrapped up in the local mystery of a series of crop circles, along with finding himself drawn to a peculiar and enigmatic group of kids – especially one in particular, named Spock. Danger ensues, as Kirk unravels the meaning behind the crop circles, and why Spock and his family live in Riverside.*
“Of all the questionable life-style choices Adam has made in his life (and there are a lot to choose from), he never expected volunteering at an ecological charity to be the one that ruined his life.”*
Fourteen across was auspicious, and he was writing in the p when the left side of the plane sagged out from under them, and they dipped what felt like ten feet all at once. David grabbed for his coffee as it tipped and the dregs ran all over the puzzle book; across the aisle, Archie jerked awake and looked around, sleep-confused, and then said, “Oh my gosh.” A long black line of smoke was cutting horizontally across his window.*
In which Gawain mourns the loss of Bro Central and everyone else gets laid.*
Kevin quits showbiz, gets a divorce, goes to college, starts a band, and gets adopted by crazy people.*
When Kris invited Adam to go camping, somehow Adam didn’t think he actually meant camping, as in tents, log fires, mosquitoes, and their parents… Set in the Cruise!fic ‘verse.*
Kris’s friends sends him on a singles cruise to get over his not so recent break up. No one, least of all Kris, predicted he would end up falling for the entertainment. *
Tom Kaulitz came to the U.S. to pursue his culinary dream – to become a celebrated chef, one of the stars in New York’s luminary-studded fine dining sky. He seems thwarted at every step by his rival Bill, who’s been showing Tom up since their very first day of culinary school. Yet the further they make their way through the surprises their careers have in store, the more Tom discovers that the factors holding him back from what he really wants are a lot simpler than he’s let himself realize. The challenge is on for Tom to overcome his pride and let himself discover the perfect recipe for success at all the things his heart desires.* You’ll need to register for this.
After the Jonas Brothers stopped being the Jonas Brothers and went back to being the plan old Jonas brothers, Joe went to LA to work in movies, Nick went to New York to work on music, and Frankie rebelled and ran off to Chicago. Kevin, though. Kevin just got divorced.*
Arthur’s first impression of William Eames was that no living man should ever have that much flour smeared over his face, that no real person should have that many tattoos, and that no person in his personal history had ever made Arthur feel so suddenly off-kilter without even saying a word.*
Bill, a mutant who absorbs memories, thought patterns, and abilities with a simple touch, finds himself in the sewers of New York, searching for others like him. He finds them. *
When blind ex-cop Tony DiNozzo becomes witness to a crime, he turns to the investigating NCIS agent and gets more than he bargained for.*
When he rolled out of bed that afternoon, heated up some Philly Steak & Cheese Hot Pockets for breakfast, and then went to the office, Alec Hardison was not expecting to experience a paradigm shift.*
“It’s more or less forgotten until the VMAs- when Bill- fucking Bill- appears at Mike’s elbow and goes, “Michael, I’ve mentioned Demi to you before, haven’t I? Oh, and this is her bosom companion, Miss Katherine Jonas.”*
“You are either a genius of unheard of proportions, or a complete moron. Is it even possible to incept yourself?”
Eames can’t sleep. It’s somehow Arthur’s fault. Arthur is not impressed.*
Lex sips at his spoon and thinks, it’s amazing how chicken and corn soup can change a person. He’s born again, baptised with aromatic amber, seeing the world with gleaming clarity and a hint of coriander.*
It’s a perfectly wretched day in Camelot when Uther Pendragon announces Arthur’s betrothal.*
Kris fell in love with Adam and was subsequently cursed to be stuck in a snow globe forever. So this snow globe is passed on from generation to generation and until Adam (who’s being reincarnated lifetime after lifetime until he’s reunited with his soulmate) finds him, the curse won’t be lifted.*
Kevin Lucas is not a girl, even if he did just wake up as one. He’s handling it pretty well though; especially once he gets some highly unexpected help from Mike Carden, William Beckett, and Brendon Urie, who isn’t a girl either. But with his parents worried, his brothers suspicious, and Spencer Smith apparently plotting his demise, waking up as a girl might actually be the least of Kevin’s problems. [JONAS-verse]*
Jim gets to know the new kid at school. He’s a little strange, but so is Jim, so it works out.*
Mike Carden is a student without a scholarship who needs to find a way to fund his studies, fast. When William suggests Mike try out for the coed cheerleading squad, the Northeastern University Cobras, Mike mans up and lands his first sober back tuck in years. Kevin Jonas and Nic Anderson are two star college cheerleaders who have transferred to the Cobras after a mysterious scandal had them leaving their last school right before the National competition they were a shoo-in to win. Mike may have only scraped his way onto the team by the skin of his teeth, but with Kevin as his room mate, maybe he can master the stag tuck, the pom-pom wielding, and the insults from every other athlete department on campus. And maybe Kevin can learn how to be a real boy (who likes boys) beyond the limits of the life he left behind. [college cheerleading AU]*
“Hi, I’m Arthur. Your bride,” said the man at the door in the tones of one who’d rather be saying anything else.*
Plot rocks lead Mind to forget where it put Brain. Wackiness ensues. Clark is seventeen.*
After the fall of Fuhrer Bradley, Amestris is plagued with civil unrest. Roy’s become the sixth Fuhrer and danger comes from all directions. Will Roy and his most trusted soldiers, including Colonel Elric, succeed where everyone else has failed or will he simply become another casualty?* Part of the Another Road Traveled collection.
A transgenic family moves in to TC. They were former breeding partners, and they’re now raising their son together. Unlike Gem, the daddy didn’t ‘desert’ and they’re one big, happy, transgenic family. Using this family as a backdrop, Max sees Alec in a new way and what he would be like if the Breeding Program had been successful?*
Eames vanishes for five days and comes back married. It takes twenty-five years for all the fractioned pieces to make sense in a bigger picture.*
Adam always wanted to be a rockstar. Being the poster-child for unicorn conservation, the top trending scandal on Twitter and a wanted federal fugitive? That wasn’t ever meant to be part of of the plan but when Adam finds a baby unicorn hiding behind a dumpster one night, his life is never ever the same again.* This is the best thing in the whole world. If I could tag it “favorite” twice, I would.
Matt’s story starts at the end: post-traumatic stress disorder, therapy, a job with the Feebles, no job with the Feebles, back to Camden, up to Brooklyn, over to Queens, more laptops than Matt can shake a stick at and Red Bull by the carton. *
Before, Erik had always been able to hold onto the words You’re not alone, because he knew that with one mental stretch, Charles would be right there. Charles was always there, sliding into his mind as if it was where he belonged, a warm presence that Erik would sometimes wish he could allow himself to get lost in.*
“Fear is a poison, Kris,” his father had told him once when Kris was small, rubbing Kris’ back before he flicked off the lamp on the bedside table. “Fear and hate; they’ll ruin you. They ruin everything.”*
When Bill makes a wish on the first star of the night, he wishes for the perfect man.
…what he gets is an inconsiderate jerk named Tom.*
Harvey’s eyes go wide and then he disappears back inside, leaving the door open for Mike to peer around and then step through to double check because surely he can’t really be seeing what he thought he saw.*
“So I was thinking. This isn’t exactly my usual game, homes. And, uh—shit, I can’t believe I’m using this stupid fucking phrase,” Ray still looks uncomfortable and flushed, but he laughs, not the fucking sardonic laugh that filled the Humvee daily during their road trip in Iraq, but a rarer, honest laugh—”I’m actually going to have to take it slow. Reel the fish in.”
Harvey visits his good friend Peter at work, takes one look at Neal, and decides he wants one; that afternoon he hires Mike Ross. But when Mike ends up being more than a fling and tells Harvey he wants Peter and Neal to be as happy as they are, Harvey Specter somehow finds himself in the position of matchmaker at the world’s craziest crossover dinner party.*
If I’d known I was following some Middle Ages husband-finding potion I totally wouldn’t have listened to it!*
Librarian AU. Charles is the young librarian and Erik is the college student who is completely besotted with him.*
Adam wakes up married. But he’s not in Vegas and it’s seven years after he fell asleep.*
Eliot was created in a lab, a cybernetic soldier. Now he’s trying to learn how to be human, finding a family and falling in love along the way.*
Jim (always a girl) meets Spock and utterly confuses him. I especially love the part with Spock asking his dad for advice on how to deal with the illogical species of humans, and Sarek’s response, which I feel completely encapsulates the idea and spirit of IDIC.*
“A twenty says I last two minutes,” Mike says, slapping the note down in front of Donna resolutely.*
Erik runs a kosher bakery. Charles comes in for baked goods. They play chess, eat meringues, people drop other people’s keys down the toilet, and there’s mutant performance art.*
Jim and Gaila are department store elves, with McCoy playing Santa and Amanda Grayson starring as Mrs. Claus. When Amanda’s son comes to town for a holiday break, Jim is determined to make Spock this year’s Christmas present. Then it gets complicated.*
Some people looked forward to carnation day all year; for others, it was a personal hell.*
Figure Skating AU. It starts with a pair of skates (they have toe picks). It doesn’t end there. A story of two skaters featuring a cat, a gender-specific couch and a lot of ice.*
Mention of a “Hot date” leaves several Gibbs family secrets exposed. And Tony trying to hide in plain sight.*
Alex works in a sandwich shop where Shaw is the meanest boss you could ever have. Erik is the Grandmaster of bread-making and there’s practically a cult formed in his name. Except Erik never shows himself. Enter Charles, the unyielding customer who MUST pay his compliments to the god behind the sandwiches.
Shaw is a right bastard (what’s new) and picks on Alex left, right and center because of all the staff (apart from Erik because he CAN’T fire the Hand of the Baking God), Alex easily has the most flawed demeanor and attitude that can justify reproach.
Cue Erik teaching Alex how to make the best fucking sandwiches so that there’s no way Shaw can fire him. Hank helps Alex by only buying food when Alex is there and taste testing each new sandwich (some horrible, some great).*
Everything is falling apart, and the one person Brent needs most is the one he can’t tell.*
Harvey Specter wasn’t the rich renegade badass that plucked Mike from his potential life of crime.
Tony Stark was.*
The world has been saved and there’s really only one thing left to do. Evy writes a strongly worded letter to the Bembridge Scholars. Oh, she gets married, too.* This is literally everything I wanted for the time between the two movies.