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The Little Things

As I’m sure some of you will already know, sometimes a shop evolves into much more than a shop. It becomes a place where people go when they feel sad, or happy, or when they need sanctuary from the rituals of day-to-day life.*




Frosted Friends and Business Ventures

William owns a bakery in Chicago.*




Star Shaped

Brendon’s not having the best holiday season ever.* Companion to Forever, Now.




Best Days

Gabe’s beach house was kind of amazing.* More in the Forever, Now ‘verse.*




A Scenic World

Frank loves Gerard’s stupid faces and his ideas that make him wake Frank up in the middle of the night, but try as he might he can’t remember thinking back then ‘this dude is awesome; clearly I want to host a nature show with him.’*




and we slept in sundays

Follows The Future In Your Pictures.




Dance Upon the Waves

Brendon swears this is the last time he’s going to take treasure-hunting advice from a giant turtle.*




Just One of the Girls

“Spence, I’m. Look, I’m going to prove this girl-thing to you, okay? I’m going to,” he held up his hands, “this is so brilliant, I’m going to become a girl.”*




On My Own

After Booth marries someone else, Brennan leaves for Michigan to deal with her feelings for her unattainable partner. But what happens when she discovers the wedding was a lie?*




Tiger Tale

Dean and Sam cross paths with a little girl that needs their help. The boys do their best.*




Holy Water Like Cheap Whiskey

Mikey never listens to music anymore, not since the night he stumbled out the back door of a club too wasted to notice that the girl he was following had eyes that flashed black as coal and there was probably something a little bit strange about that.*




Big Science

Mikey’s a crime scientist, solving crimes and sneaking down to the morgue for coffee breaks. His brother’s living in his spare room, his partner thinks Mikey’s trying to get the promotion he deserves, and Mikey’s just looking for answers.*




Nobody Puts (Patrick Stump’s) Baby (Daddy) In a Corner

“I don’t know,” Patrick said anxiously, hesitating with his hand on the door handle. Through the glass window he could see people milling around inside the room, some settling themselves on the floor, others mingling and introducing each other.*




Hand On Your Arm

An AU where Brendon is blind, interviewers are morons, and Pete is Pete.*




Last Christmas

When Spencer Smith wakes on December 1st, he is in hell.*




The Way I See It #282

“Hey, hey, hey,” Jon whispers into Spencer’s ear one morning when it’s raining. “What are your thoughts on babies?”* Sequel to The Way I See It #219.




Black and White Piano Keys

College AU. Ryan’s an English major and he needs a final project, but he gets a little more than he expected: “You are the words to my music, Ryan Ross. You are the chorus to my melody. You are the beauty behind the beast.”*




Office Tryst

Daniel and Sam plot revenge on Janet for spreading a rumor about them, but as always with our beloved SG-1, things don’t go as anticipated.*




Prodigal Son

Daniel discovers the joys of family life when Jack takes him home to the folks in Chicago for a little TLC, O’Neill style.*




A Passing Feeling

“Rule number one,” Ray said, ignoring her. “Do not talk to strangers even if Dad does.”*




Red

Something evil is killing treeplanters in the forests of the Pacific Northwest, possibly the same predator that Dean narrowly escaped years before. How Grimm will things get before the brothers figure it out?*




The Adventures of Gerard: Boy Princess of the Ocean and Frank the Italian Gentleman’s Son Who Loves Him

See title.




Your Axis on a Tilt

The day that Ryan disappeared was the same day the beagle puppy turned up at the shelter.*




The Second Law of Panic at the Disco

Er, a while back we were goofing around with the Laws of Panic at the Disco and we came up with ten.*




All I Want For Christmas Is You

Brendon and Spencer are college students in Chicago working as elves at Santa’s Christmas Wonderland in the mall. At first, Spencer is jealous because Brendon is great with the screaming and crying kids who come to see Santa. He’s also just a tiny bit irritated by Brendon’s boundless energy and enthusiasm. Then he finds himself developing a crush and pining away for Brendon — only to be confused by Brendon’s sudden affection for Ryan, Spencer’s best friend/roommate and Brendon’s classmate in a music performance class at school. Ryan works at a bookstore in the mall, Jon works at Starbucks, and there are lots of faily boys having cliched misunderstandings.*




The Milk and Cookies War

Lex Luthor’s Penthouse for Wayward Boys.*




When the Subject is a Fraction

She left something behind.*




Connected Lives

The social worker pointed out a chair near the back of her office. The small, blond boy obediently sat down and looked directly at her, all wide-eyed worry. As soon as he was settled, he wrapped his arms around his middle and started to rock slowly back and forth. Anne Smith would have been worried if she hadn’t already spent the last week in the boy’s company. Just a few hours each day but she knew the behavior was normal, at least for him, at least for now.*




Bagglevarger’s Theory of Inversive Magic

After the first day, McKay had sniffed imperiously, chin tipped up, and told him that he wasn’t a complete idiot, and his shame would only be marginal if they were seen together outside of class. Instead of telling him to fuck off, John had grinned sardonically and drawled a mocking, “Thanks,” and McKay took that as the olive branch it wasn’t and bullied his way into John’s daily life.*




Nied Is Not Enough

Thirteen years after Hogwarts. Harry is summoned back as a professor. He finds that life is leading him in a direction that he never thought possible and being a human is far more difficult than anything he’s ever battled before.*




Life Left Behind

Draco and Harry break up right before graduation. After Hogwarts, Draco disappears for reasons unknown and is found ten years later living in New York City as a muggle with an eight year old daughter.*




Amalgam

Even after the longest day of his life, Harry still can’t sleep.*




The Depths of Winter

Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the Magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralyzed in a wheelchair.*




Blood Mingled

Harry and Draco get into an accident during a Quidditch match. An old blood magic works its way, creating a bond between the two enemies, binding their souls to each other. A love story, for the most part.*




Engine Block

Brian woke up with his face mashed into a pillow and the sheets twisted around his hips.*




seven days of singer: day six

They finally go out on their first tour with an actual bus, and Cash is totally ruining it by acting way too strangely.*




I Give In, I Give Up

And so begins Alex’s Eternal Hatred and Disdain towards everything Cash Colligan.*




Never Easier

“I am cold,” Cash announces. “I am so fucking cold.”*




Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool

“So, I’m pretty sure she knocked me up before she left,” Brendon said conversationally.*




Finding Emo

Brendon is still missing his babies. Ryan Ross is a bitchy pregnant seahorse. And MikeyWay has run away to the Reef, and theh other must brave the unknown to rescue him. Drama! Angst! Less fish puns than the last one! More Mpreg, of sorts. Boys (and girls) as sea creatures.* Sequel to Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool.




Your Day Breaks, You Mind Aches

Last night they’d talked until they were hoarse and now Spencer’s not sure if there’s anything more to say.*




Finding the Words to Say

Superpowers AU in which Ryan Ross can’t help reading people’s minds, Jon Walker absorbs energy (and usually controls it perfectly), Spencer Smith shoots ice from his hands and saves melting refreshments, and Brendon Urie sometimes bursts into flames.*




How Life Can Be

In which Patrick fails to think about his feelings, and then there is kissing.*




The Cure for a Bolt Action Heart

Mal comes back from his sale with platinum in his pocket and a pair of dirty stragglers tagging along behind him like dogs.*




Lost and Found

Missouri reveals a secret to the boys that send them on a journey to Santa Cruz where they find a brother they never knew and an even darker revelation that none of them saw coming.*




Spencer Never Sees It Coming

Spencer doesn’t like Ryan’s new boyfriend very much.*




The Golden Age

The impure will be purged and then the Golden Age will come again.*




Walk on the Wild Side

Take a walk, but don’t get lost.*




The Princess In the Tower

“Wait, okay, give me the camera!” Ellie Montrose asked her little sister Meg. Ellie was sixteen years old. Meg was eleven and she idolized her big sister.*




Two Bodies in Denial

Booth and Brennan compete against the weather and other factors to catch a killer before another life is taken, and step our of denial of their feelings.*




Maternal Instinct

Dr. Temperance Brennan can handle remains that are thousands of years old, but can she keep up with one small child?*




Mistake?

Dr. Temperance Brennan awoke with a splitting headache. And an arm around her.*




Undoing

This could not be in the cards for her. She didn’t want it to be this way.*




All That Lies Between

Open sesame.*




Five Secrets That Brennan Will Never Tell Booth

She’s got five secrets.*




Unwell

The mighty Temperance Brennan was sick.*




What Happens In Vegas

After a successful case, Booth and Brennan have an evening free, and after all, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right?*




The Reality of Things

After their marriage in Vegas, Booth and Brennan must deal with real life together.* Sequel to What Happens in Vegas.




Thanksgiving with Bones

Booth brings Brennan home for Thanksgiving strictly as a partner, but fate, namely his mother, has other things in mind.*




The Woman In the Riverbed

There is a line where passion becomes obsession and the pursuit of truth becomes a deadly gamble.*




The Man In the Lecture Hall

Following a tough case, Brennan, Booth, and the gang head to Quantico for a weekend’s training only to find it’s hard to escape your past.*




The Pair in the Park

When skeletal remains are found in a local park, Booth and Bones struggle to find answers and end up struggling against each other. Can a killer be found before Booth leaves Bones for good?* Sequel to The Man in the Lecture.




An Emergency of the Heart

Gerard is dreaming. He knows he’s dreaming, but that doesn’t mean he’s not enjoying himself.*




Dreaming in Color

Ryan was an artist.* After Patrick’s Garden Center and Patrick Has a Truck.




The Woman In the Riverbed

There is a line where passion becomes obsession and the pursuit of truth becomes a deadly gamble. Temperance Brennan is about to cross it.*




Caper

Max needs help, Alec helps her.*




Chaos

Two sisters, old women gifted with dark Magic, look into the future. They see the human race weakened. They form an evil plan to have their families rule the world and rid it of inferior beings. But a dark shadow hangs over them as a vision appears to them in their dreams: an army of genetically enhanced super soldiers with the power to destroy their ultimate goal.*




Brand New Fashion

Patrick has his headphones on, which is like saying Patrick has pants on – except that his teachers don’t make him take off his pants during class, which Patrick appreciates.*




Fifty Hours a Night

After the fifth night of pretty damn near no sleep, Pete didn’t so much ask Andy to switch places with him for a while as he begged, threatened, cajoled, and eventually bribed him.*




11 Reasons Why Patrick and Pete Moved In Together

Pete attempts to convince Patrick to move in together.*




Keep It In Your Back Pocket

Most of the other penguins would roll their eyes at the little kid sliding happily over the ice and singing wordless songs at the top of his lungs, but Patrick didn’t care.*




No Mouth But Some Serpent’s

It becomes considerably darker than first year, and involves Harry’s Parselmouth skills.* Sequel to Saving Connor.




Comes Out of Darkness Morn

It’s Year 3, the AU of Prisoner of Azkaban and the one where Harry finally finds out the full truth about October 31, 1981.* Sequel to No Mouth But Some Serpents.




Saving Connor

Harry’s brother Connor is the Boy-Who-Lived, and Harry has devoted himself to protecting him – by being ordinary. But certain people aren’t content to let Harry hide in the shadows.*




Facts About Patrick Martin Stumph

Fact: If you can see Patrick Martin Stumph, he can see you. If you can’t see Patrick Martin Stumph, you may be only seconds away from death.*




Spider Honeycom

Pete is not the most observant person in the world.*




It May Be A Side-Effect of the Exposure, But I Am Thinking It’s Meant To Be

Recently, Pete has taken to texting Patrick approximately four thousand times a day.*




All I Want For Christmas

“I like that you’re expressing yourself with your camera phone in a way that doesn’t involve your genitals, but can you leave me out of it, please?”*




Gay Is Not a Synonym for Stump-Sexual

Pete isn’t quite sure what he thought was going to happen when he wrote G.I.N.A.S.F.S. but he definitely thought it would be more spectacular than this.*




You Know

“I’m going to get punched,” Patrick said.*




Call It Enough

The trick with Patrick was knowing when to believe him.*




No Exit

Life is what is made of it, even in the black, through missions gone awry, pranks and unexpected affections.*




Little You And I

Everyone loves Pete. It’s like a prerequisite for going to school here.*




Untitled Little Ficlet

Background: Marilyn Manson dissed MCR for wearing makeup? Frank handled it gracefully, we’re all going to pretend Gerard did not.*




Apart, Apart

It’s 3:47 a.m. when Pete starts dialing.*




Wishes on First Kisses

Currently PeteandPatrick, also PetePatrick, still no surprising anybody, are sitting in a hotel room in varying states of frustration.*




The Sun Always Shines Here

The day Pete meets Patrick, he wakes up to the sound of rain against his windows.*




Eventuality

Three days after Bela puts the Colt to Lilith’s head and walks her backwards into a Devil’s Trap, Sam tries to follow Dean into the bathroom when he goes to shower, and Dean almost puts a fist through a wall.*




Thunderhead

Sam spends the first three days after wrapped around him like a blanket, in the middle of threadbare hotel sheets in North Dakota with thunderstorms rolling in across the plains.*




Read My Mind

Everyone has psychic powers! But then things get confusing.*




Sketch In Three Moods

Simon’s annoyed, Simon’s aroused, Simon’s sad, and Mal is there for it all.*




Ship of Fools

A second meeting.* Sequel to Company of Strangers.




Army of One

The first two meetins didn’t work, but what about the third?* Sequel to Ship of Fools.




Found Days

Brendon has a habit of handling Pete the same way he handles his twelve-year-old daughter.*




Anywhere You Let It Go

“Okay, this is what I’ve figured out so far. I’m stuck in some sort of hell that looks vaguely like a Sandra Bullock movie.”*




There’s a Light On In Chicago

Patrick is a widower and young father. Pete is an advertising exec with a failing relationship. When Patrick’s daughter makes a call to a radio shrink, lives intersect and shenanigans ensue.*




Stoplight

Sam, Dean, and a night involving a flat tire, a shower, and some kissing.*




Oxford

Dean won’t stop stealing his clothes.*




Settle

The week before Christmas, John drags both of them to Minnesota; five cars off a bridge in two weeks, no bodies, and dogs won’t get within a mile of the lake. Sam doesn’t want to go and Dean won’t stop giving his shit about it, even more of a bitch than usual.*




The Lionel In Winter

“The plane!”*




Babyverse

“Just to be clear: there are no ASSBABIES in this babyverse.”*




Ten Simple Rules

Dean only has ten simple rules when it comes to anyone dating his daughter.*




Trick and Treat

Sam is turned into a kid on Halloween, and adult Dean has to take him trick or treating.*




From Debris

In which laundry is dealth with, Pi is harped on, and Rodney panics.*




Academic

“Oh, and by the way, Dr. McKay?” Cadman added. “The English department? Loves your listing on GaySugarDaddy.com.”*




Kitty-chan

Yohji was on the corner across the street when he heard the low, annoyed shout of “Buy something or LEAVE!” echo out from inside the flower shop.*




Evil

Ken sat on his hands and locked his arms rigid, shoulders almost brushing his ears. He glared at the table in front of him. A pile of photographs lay there, one on top of the other, ordinary, everyday things. The top one was a football.* From the Wilds series.




Unsung

A natural disaster hits Cascade, bringing out the pure Sentinel in Jim – much to Blair’s initial dismay.*




Guidelines: Beginnings

Jim failed the Sentinel Program; Blair has a few theories.*




Guidelines: Regulations

Jim and Blair face off against the US Sentinel Program.* Sequel to Guidelines: Beginnings.




Kissing

Meditating on the OT4.*




Mau Loa Means the Time We Have

AU in which John never gets to Antarctica. He and Rodney meet anyway.*




The Geek’s and Goon’s Guides

Big spider. Slash. Lemon bars. Everyone almost dies… don’t you love it?*




Nephelai

Rodney accepted that one day he might die on an alien planet… he just didn’t want to be killed by giant bats… or giant anything for that matter.*




Sex With Your Drugged Team Leader: Is It Really Such a Bad Idea?

“If I could not kill him without bloodshed,” said Teyla, emerging from the tent with a pleased smile on her face, “I would not be worthy of my people.” “You didn’t kill him, right?” Sheppard asked, straight-faced. Teyla inclined her head to him, but said nothing. Not looking at each other, Rodney and Sheppard shuffled a little closer together.*




An Inexplicable Occurance of Angels

Gerard hasn’t prayed in years, probably not since Gamma died. It’s just… no. Not happening. He imagines sometimes that he’s in a staredown contest with God, arms folded, glaring at each other.*




How to Bury Dean Winchester

It starts with Dean getting buried alive… and it doesn’t appear to be ending any time soon.*




Please Try Not To Die In a Fire

Frank Iero – and this is a fact – is an obnoxious little shit.*




I Live the Envelope Pushed Far Enough to Believe In This

It’s like how I Can talk to you when you’re not even there…*




Five Firsts Spencer Has With Brendon

In which there is broken glass, a sick drummer, a story, a festival, and a song.*




Mostly Products Created By Nature

Bob Bryar is not dreamy. Bob Bryar looks like the kind of guy who could fuck you up in a back alley, but doesn’t care enough about you to actually do it. Greta has had the most inconvenient crush on Bob Bryar since freshman year.*




Frank Iero, Personal Assistant of How Madonna Saved the Day

Frank used to live a perfectly normal life in New Jersey with his babbo, sister Anny and nephew Matthew; but everything changed the day he started working at Mode. This is the story of an ordinary day at the office.*




The Perfect Man

Joe refuses to be charmed. Joe’s neighbor is some sort of drunkard or druggie, okay, and he smells like wood varnish and burnt hair and Joe really, really hopes he doesn’t have an explosive meth lab set up in his garage.*




Just Can’t Get Enough

College life can be stressful. Luckily, Frank has plans.*




Intermission

They have five days before they fly to Europe.*




Rest Stop

Frank’s life is a hodgepodge of hits and misses, but he is actually pretty content with where he is at the moment.*




Mike Marker

Okay, okay. Christ. So these rock stars came in when the storm hit, they got a couple of rooms, the end.* Sequel to Rest Stop.




Five Times Spencer Refused to Shave

He has about eight minutes left. This is also, coincidentally, how long Brendon has left to live if he does not return Spencer’s aftershave.*




Enthalpy

Dimensions splintered out in countless permutations, Frank knew this.* Companion to Solvation.




How to Steal Sam Winchester

First Dean was buried alive, now Sam is being hunted. And when the hunter catches the prey, the side-effects are… unexpected.* Sequel to How to Bury Dean Winchester.




A Nice Day to Start Again

As a favor, Sam and Dean pick up on a job where Bobby’s left off. Only, the spirit the Winchester boys are attempting to usher to the other side is making things more complicated than they’re supposed to be. First in the Ordeals verse.*




Hold With Those Who Favor Fire

Somehow, “Oh, hey, you know how I told you I’m a quarter Irish and a quarter German? Well I forgot to mention that the other half is Demon,” is a little hard to voice.*




Spencer Smith Park

“Look, Spencer, look!” Spencer, who had been trying to read that issue of Kerrang he’d had stuffed in his bunk for the past four months but never had the time to get to, dodged Brendon’s probing hands with practiced ease. “No, Brendon.”*




There’s Only You In My Suitcase Heart

The AU where Panic is a wedding band called The First Wives Club. Brendon named them. It’s okay though; Pete’s wedding band is called Lloyd Dobler’s Boombox, but only because it kind of stuck.*




Regressed

In which Bob turns into a three-year-old and Mikey loses his shit.*




Day Job, or, The Ridiculous Grocery AU In Which Frank Works in the Deli, Pines for Gerard, The Hot Checkout Boy, And Is Advised By Many to Forget About It

Frank knows that keeping a job you hate just because it happens to involve hot people is a really bad idea, but he’s always kind of liked bad ideas.*




Pink for a Reason

Brendon and Haley are the biggest gossips on tour, best known for their stealthy, ninja-like song-writing abilities.* Sequel to The Best Thing Since Ducks.




The Best Thing Since Ducks

Brendon really loves his band. Unfortunately, they all have amazing, hot boyfriends.*




Girlpants & Boycrushes (or: I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy and All I Got Were Some Buzznet Photos and a Vegas Show Shoutout)

Like everything, it starts in Vegas.*




Songs About Vikings

The fifth time Brendon jerks off to a guy, he calls up Shane and says, “Spencer Smith’s beard made me gay.”*




The World May Never Know

“It takes three licks, dude,” Joe says, and Brendon nods, says, “Duh,” because he’s a freaking wise owl, he knows these things.*




The First Rule of Broom-Wielding

Was Patrick the one squeezing bloated cows?*




In Which Gerard is a Quirky College Professor and Frank is the Best TA Ever

The beginning of the semester always gets Frank jittery, but in a good way. It’s one of those times when everything seems new and possible, and the stress of exams and term papers seems a lifetime away.*




Hey Gravity!

It’s not like it actually changes that much. Spencer is still his friend and his bandmate and his Guitar Hero sidekick and his main rival for apple juice in the morning. It’s just now Brendon is aware that Spencer is made up of squares and smooth circles and he wants to fucking touch them.*




Girl!Spencer is For. The. Fucking. Win.

It’s all Pete Wentz’s fault, the t-shirts.*




Football Is the Gayest Profession (And I, Dear Madam, Am a Professional)

Bandom high school AU.




Made From the Sharpest Things

Step 1: Watch the music video for “A Little Less Sixteen Candles…” Step 2: Listen to “Vampires Will Never Hurt You.” Step 3: Mix liberally.*




Farmer’s Market Verse

You may have to search around a little bit. There isn’t really a master page for this fic.




As Good As It Gets

Frank’s a rock star. Gerard’s a bodyguard hired to protect him. Together they fight crime. Shenanigans ensue.*




Of the Teacher and the Superstar

In which Jensen is a school teacher, Jared is a TV star, and the rest of the gang fill out random positions around them.*




Damn the Man

Empire Records, open til midnight.*




Real Men Do It In Drag

Dean never thought he would enter a beauty pageant; Sam never thought he would see his brother in a dress. There’s a first time for everything, right?*




Family Affairs

A misunderstanding leads to Jensen adopting the role of fiancé to the currently comatose Jeff Padalecki – Jensen`s unrequited crush. While Jeff`s family welcomes their newest “addition” with open arms, it`s Jeff`s brother Jared who really turns Jensen`s world upside-down.*




Prankwar 2008

They prank because they love. Including: Jared in a kilt, Jared playing Ruby, and surprise seaweed.*




Belling the Tiger

Dean just isn’t himself lately…*




Pretty Much a Sex God

Wedding Planner AU prequel. Jon and Spencer’s first date zomg.*




A Hollow Rumble of Wings

Spencer loves his mom.*




Clear As Western Skies

Wherein Bob gets a mail order bride, and gets more than he bargained for.*




Dancing Without Warning

“Let me get this straight,” Nick says, ignoring Joe’s snickers. “You accidentally implied that Mike Carden is a rapist.”*




Unapologetic Love Story

Falling in love is an everyday thing.*




Sound Tracking

The beat is muted, almost non-existent, and the loss hits Bob hard. He’s used to living his life in a constant thrum of sound, sensing those around him, the rhythm of the universe a constant companion, but here there’s almost nothing. He can feel the sound that’s been pulling him for weeks now, but little else. This place is dead, almost silent, and Bob aches with the feeling of being cast into nothingness.*




Nothing’s Fair In Love or High School

Frank can deal with being a loser in high school, but he’d kind of like to stop being a loser who’s in love with his best friend, thanks.*




In Celebration of the New Holiday

Okay, Sam’s definition of “moving” doesn’t seem to quite jive with Dean’s.*




Love Is the New Feel Awful

Gerard Way, a Cartoon Network peon in possession of the world’s worst taste in men, may have finally found the perfect boyfriend. Or a serial killer.* Based on the movie Head Over Heels.




Anything Please (Except for Defeat)

“What? Oh, geez, kid.” Gerard laughs, and it’s not mean, but the kid half-flinches back, a repressed sort of reaction, mostly suppressed but still visible. Gerard notices for the first time the way the line of his hips is sharp enough to cut paper. “Ryan,” he says, meeting Gerard’s eyes again. “My name is Ryan.”*




The One Where Bob Is Not a Masochist, Not Even a Little

“I just don’t wanna go alone,” Frankie has said, and tugged on Bob’s arm until he agreed to accompany Frank to the piercing studio.*




Social Activism (or, How to Make the World a Better Place by Kissing Spencer Smith)

“This is political,” Gerard announces, and kisses him.*




Stripy Socks and Red Bull Shots

Brian is not entirely sure how he ended up with a half-naked Brendon Urie in his lap, just like he is unsure of how My Chem ended up on tour with Panic at the Disco in the first place.*




It’s Warmer When the Rum’s Gone

It’s the high seas at an indeterminate point in history. Gruesome Gerard and Lyn-z face off in a contest of who will be the dominant do-gooder, with Ray the cook, Mikey the first mate, Pete the stowaway, Frank the failed ninja, and assorted others falling over in the background. In short: pirate AU!*




Scenes From a Mall

A drycleaners, a hair salon, the park bench that brings them together, and their various friends and enemies; one summer at the mall.*




Yes, And Only If My True Love Was Waiting

Brendon is taking a swim, and Spencer finds him.




Navy Scrubs (Or, Of Life, Love, and Relationships, by Spencer J. Smith, age twenty-eight)

Hospital AU. Spencer Smith has moved to Chicago to work at Chicago General with his best friend, one Ryan Ross. Here he meets some hilarious staff members, makes a lot of friends, and drinks a lot of coffee.




Southern Exposure

“I always thought I was kidding about Fraser being the way he was on account of being Canadian – I come from Chicago, no way he’s the first Canadian I ever met – but they can do some funny things to you, the Territories.”*




Eight Weeks

A new pair of vintage jeans, his favorite t-shirt, and the black leather jacket were laid out on the chair, ready to go.*




Walk Into the Sun

Sun beats down mercilessly on Gerard’s shoulders as he toes the edge of the browning lawn. Nothing in Jersey looks better by the light of day. The run-down houses, peeling paint and disrepair all stare back at him in sharp relief. He sighs. Everything hurts. He hasn’t had a drink in three days and he flushed the last of his coke down the hotel toilet before getting on the plane.*




With 6 You Get Eggroll

Kick ‘em In the Head: A Guide to Parenting.*




Wait Until Dim

A deranged psycho with an eye fixation is stalking Kowalski and people from Ray’s past. But Fraser’s stuck at the Consulate and can’t help. A thriller.*




It Might Be Instamatic

On Tuesday, Bob woke up four years old.*




Heavy Connection

Bob meets Ronon in an emergency room in Colorado. That fact…yeah, says something about the both of them when you consider that it was a tragic accident involving a sander, some duct tape, and one of Gerard’s shoes that landed Bob there, while Ronon was hit by a fucking bus and is still conscious.*




Along the Wire

Bob might not remember why he decided to try to out-hardcore someone who was hit by a bus and remained conscious, but he’s totally invested in it now. And if Ronon just thought about it, he’d see just how badass Bob totally is. *




Bandswap

It wasn’t like he didn’t know these guys; not like he hadn’t spent weeks practically living in their back pockets during Warped. It was just… There was a difference between the screaming chaos that was a tour and this. Patrick took a deep breath, pulled his hat down, and knocked on the door of the bus.*




A Cage Went In Search of a Bird

Frank has lived his life within the narrow confines of his master’s house and his master’s bed. He was happy enough with what he knew; when he is liberated, he finds both great promise and complete confusion. (Set in an alternate universe U.S.)*




anon_lovefest: Post #61

Gerard is his usual lame-ass self, but for some reason people at school think he’s edgy and dangerous. Little dorky Frank doesn’t think he’s cool enough for Gerard. :D*




Wearing Down the Treads

“Shit,” Travis says. “You’re finally making a move.”*




Close Enough For True

If you wanted to, if you were so inclined, you could place the blame squarely on William – in fact, William himself would be eager to accept it, if only because the story ended so well – but in the beginning, in the beginning, if you blamed William, you would not, actually, be correct.*




You Can Sit Beside Me When the World Comes Down

Spencer had barely even heard of rugby when he tried out for the team. It was just a way of killing time until Ryan was done with his stupid school magazine. Helping Ryan sift through the lame emo poetry submissions was only funny the first few times. But their west-coast prep school doesn’t play soccer or football, so the rugby team turns out to be the coolest thing around, and suddenly Spencer’s the school’s most popular player. Then Spencer meets Brendon, and everything changes.*




Skeptics and Lovebugs

The Jonas family is well known for their purity rings and religious views, and it’s good to see that it hasn’t prevented Kevin from denying who he is. This magazine is behind you 100%, Kevin Jonas, and wish you and Mike Carden a happy marriage!*




Breathing’s Just a Rhythm

“Word on the street is that you’re bearing the fruit of my good friend’s loins.” William says, draping himself against Kevin’s back, and Kevin considers the logistics of crawling inside of his locker and dying.*




What Happens In Vegas

Mike Carden, the unlikeliest fanboy.*




Any Other Word

He’s glad he didn’t know about William’s questionable lifestyle choice before they met, because he’d had this vision in his head of what Shakespearean actors were like, and frankly he wanted nothing to do with those weirdos.*




I’m the Invisible Man

Mike shrugged, and why couldn’t Kevin be more like Mike? He could lose his Disney status within a set time frame if he could just act like that.*




Stuck In a Closet

Kevin hasn’t seen Mike in over a month, and maybe he’s a little bit annoying. So maybe his brothers and Bill lock him and Mike in a closet.*




Revival

Mike looks from Kevin to Nick to Joe, who’s behind Nick, to Nick and then to Kevin again. “Oh, fuck me,” he says. “You’re a Jonas brother.”*




Bust Your Move

Kevin’s breathing goes all shuddery, bordering on gasping, and Carden oh-so-slowly pets him there, right on the side of his throat, and shushes him and Kevin thinks, a little hysterical, that if he’s trying to calm him down the petting thing is totally not working.*




NINJA

“We are your losers, your loud weirdoes, your science stars, your shy, retiring band geeks,” Kevin thinks, and sets off for the stage.*




Never Needed It Now So Much

“Um.” Kevin twists his fingers together and tries to think of a non-pathetic way to beg Carden not to kill and eat him. He’d totally be gamey and, like, like—juicy and tender, *oh sweet baby Jesus*, who the heck is he kidding? Kevin would be *delicious*, he’s all solid and active and healthy and stuff, it’s like his mom’s been feeding him up for years and years for this exact moment. Have another apple, son, someday a scary-intense, super hot guy is going to *eat you alive*.*




The Magic Friend Band

The totally true story of how Spencer Smith joined Patrick & Brendon’s Magic Friend Band.*




We Would Bring It On and On

Every day he texts Frank that he’s dying a slow, painful death, and Frank always ignores him and sends him pics of Gerard’s nostrils or dog shit or something. Frank’s an asshole. He has no idea why they’re friends, and Spencer misses him so much sometimes he feels like punching something that’ll punch back.




The Saddle Club

There’s very little that Brendon loves more than his old pony Murray.*




Don’t Say I Didn’t Warn You

Brendon likes leaning on tall things, like lampposts and Gabe Saporta. Which is probably why he wakes up naked, duct taped to a Big Wheel.*




Employee of the Month

When Carden shoplifts from the Jonas Family corner store, he has to work it off as punishment. With bonus charming-slash-harrassing Beckett.*




Falling Through the Night, Rising From the Ashes

Kevin’s confession loses him one family, gains him one; he still manages to come out ahead, somehow.*




Road Dogs: Eleventy, Hot Messes: Sixty-Nine

FBR’s Hot Messes versus the Jonas Brothers’ Road Dogs in an epic battle of the softball titans.*




Half a Jonas

Where Kevin is only half a son, Nick has got Miley pregnant, Joe has chosen the wrong Taylor and Frankie is two years shy of a teenage rebellion that will put everyone else’s to shame.*




Baby, I’m Gonna Make You Mine

That’s what I think of when you say ‘snakes on a plane’. I think of unplanned pregnancies.*




The Gift Is In the Giving

Harry looked at himself in the mirror and wondered if his hair looked like a rats nest or if it looked like he’d spent ages trying to arrange it.*




Contributions for Productivity

William is against it.*




Pete Wentz Is the Only Reason We’re Dating

When Pete Wentz throws a Halloween party, he doesn’t just set out some pumpkins and peeled grapes. After due consideration and some time with the other guests (for values of ‘other guests’ that mean ‘Mike Carden’), Kevin is glad.*




I Sing For You

When Jared finds himself at Camp Ovation for the summer, a musical refuge for talented misfits, he gets a whole lot of drama. But then there’s Jensen, his roommate, who may become something more.*




The Jared Padalecki Untitled Project

After Supernatural, Jensen and Jared aren’t talking. But a film’s a film and Jensen could really use the money.*




Natural Progression

You promised Owen when you were eight that you’d never fall in love with a girl.*




Turn Around and Touch the Sky

The knock on the door jolted him a little – he’d just been winding down, maybe dozing a bit – and he stumbled a little on his way to answer it. He couldn’t have been more surprised to see his visitor.*




An Indecent Proposal

Harry Potter must marry a Slytherin to save the Wizarding world. Only, none of them seem to want him.*




May It Be

Trina asks Veronica for a small… okay, large favor.*




For the Sake of a Friend

AU from the pilot.*




Clairvoyance

When Sam’s dreams take a different turn, he realizes that he has taken Dean for granted for way too long.*




Who Am I

Lily lived, but things still changed drastically…*




Overboard

A modern fairytale of Heero Yuy, a builder, struggling to make a living, and for custody of his five young, orphaned nephews. When rich tourist Duo Maxwell sails into Darke’s Cove, he is the answer to all of Heero’s prayers. In more ways than one.*




Chinese After Midnight

Booth knew that having a job for the FBI came with risks.*




Not This Way

It wasn’t supposed to be this way.*




Heart Language

Dean’s world changes radically, and Sam struggles to keep up.*




Controlled Burn

Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and got hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire.*




Nothin’s Fair in Love or High School

Frank can deal with being a loser in high school, but he’d kind of like to stop being a loser who’s in love with his best friend, thanks.*




Prom Planning

Duo learns the downside of being junior class president the same day he is stuck in a triangle with his best friend.*




The Princess and the Pea

Sequel to More Dear Than by la_folle_allure.*




Masques

Michael is acting strangely, even for him. Maria needs a distraction. Chaos ensues…*




UnMasqued

Michael finds out he’s not quite who or what he thinks he is.* Sequel to Masques.




How to Steal Sam Winchester

First Dean was buried alive, now Sam is being hunted. And when the hunter catches the prey, the side-effects are… unexpected.* Sequel to How to Bury Dean Winchester.




Tiding of Comfort and Joy

In which Kevin is a sad little elf, and Mike panics and buys way the fuck too much tinsel.*




When You Know It’s Meant To Be

In which Kevin realizes Mike is his Disney princess, and Mike realizes Kevin would look hot naked.*




The Crow on the Cradle

On October 2, 2005, Sam Winchester walked out of the apartment he shared with his girlfriend Jess in the middle of the night and didn’t come back.*




Untitled (A Stanford Fic)

So, it’s all over and Sam’s looking back at what he wanted to be. Dean’s looking forward trying to make up his mind.*




The Art of Shutting Up

Derek Morgan is an expert at keeping his mouth shut. Except when it comes to Spencer Reid.*




It’s All In the Numbers (11-20)

10 more snapshots in the life of Morgan and Reid.*




Things That Have Been Found

“It’s so cute how he wants his first official holiday with the captain to go so well.”*




Comprehension

Five things it takes Spencer Reid too long to notice about Derek Morgan- and one he notices immediately. Or, five snapshots of a slowly developing relationship.*




Sweet Home Texas

Based on the movie Sweet Home Alabama.*




And Guest

Derek takes Spencer to his sister’s wedding but the “just friends” bid doesn’t go as planned.*




Summer Camp Derek

The twins have joined Derek and Spencer for a week of fun.* Sequel to And Guest.




Your Way Around

The case with NCIS should have been simple.*




The Babbling of Derek Morgan on Doctor Spencer Reid

Morgan’s family has been curious about this Doctor Reid. *




When Derek Morgan Babbled About Doctor Spencer Reid

Derek’s family finally meets the famous Spencer Reid.* Sequel to The Babbling of Derek Morgan on Doctor Spencer Reid.




This Time

Jim is hurt when Spock won’t meld with him, but Spock doesn’t realize it at first.*




The Good Witch

The witch is gone, but that doesn’t mean the war is over. No happily ever after in sight.*




Guardian

At a ball held to honor the heroes of the double eclipse, Cain receives the most important appointment of his life: to protect and defend the princesses of the O.Z.*




Marching on Antietam

In a post-Eclipse O.Z., they were a long way from happily ever after.*




Home

For a Princess and a Tin Man, the most important adventure to come may lie in discovering where their hearts truly belong.*




Making Memories of Us

The Witch was dead. They all should have lived happily ever after, but sadly, they were smack dab in the middle of OZ’s version of real life.*




Heart of Gold, Heart of Tin

Series of ficlets on what could have been.*




Coronation

Everyone thought DG would be the perfect Queen of the O.Z. She wished she had their confidence. Series of stories chronicling DG’s reign… and all the problems therein.*




Home

A mishap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.*




Sestina

Space is a tough place to be without your friends. This will start slowly before a crisis strikes and the crew of the Enterprise will be forced to risk everything to save their Captain.*




What Lies Beneath

Spock, in typical Vulcan fashion, has withdrawn himself from the Enterprise, her crew, and most especially her Captain, and Jim is determined to find out why, even if it kills him.*




Verbal Jump-Rope

At the end of the movie, the older Spock did not seek out his younger self and encourage him to stay on the Enterprise. It falls to Jim to convince him. This is how he does it.

In other words, how to outfox a fox, when the fox is a Vulcan.*




The Vulcan Ruse

His own personal brand of insanity, it seemed, was contagious; and no Vulcan was willing to risk their minds for the half breed. Looks like the only thing between Spock and disaster is the blue-eyed boy from Iowa, standing on the cusp of revolution.*




Inevitability

Companion piece to ‘Improbability’, told from Spock’s POV. “He would figure Jim Kirk out eventually — it simply required more observation and the accumulation of data.”*




Incongruent

It wasn’t until one night, while drinking away the fact that he had to live in a universe in which stupidity existed, that he began to reevaluate his hard-earned take on the psychology of man.*




O Lado Escuro de Amor

5 times the situation was unsettling when Jim said ‘I love you’, and 1 time when it was more…relaxed.*




Feathers Everywhere But It’s Fine

Mike is an angry 17 year old who’s been exiled from home for the summer while his parents finalize their divorce. Shipped off to William’s place, he’s startled to find that William has somehow found himself a shifty older boy friend, and an angel in the attic.*




Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit

It really does take a village to raise a Jim.*




The 80/20 Theory As Applied to Cats on the Bed

The first time Spock woke up with the captain in his bed, it was because of the very strangeness.* Laughed until I cried.




Who Am I to Say?

Everything about McCoy’s job is harder when people refuse to tell him what’s going on.
A sequel/companion story to All That We Can Be, Not Just What We Are. (Starts before the events of that fic.)*




Five Times Jim Kirk Was Cockblocked By His Son; 1 Time He Wasn’t

It was only a matter of months into his new captaincy when James T. Kirk, once again, set a new Starfleet record. He was pregnant and undeniably so, if the blinking tricorder and Bones’s ashen expression was any indication.*




As Morning Shows the Day

Based on the switched version of the prompt: A de-aged fic where Spock has to take care of a kid-Kirk; preferably Kirk only listens to Spock, and freaks out when he’s not around. (Or, you know, switched).*




The Native

The relationship that started it all – Sarek/Amanda. How a logical guy like Sarek fell for a human, and why he would defy his people to marry her.*




Kind of Stupid

“You’re kind of stupid, captain,” Uhura says, poisonously, as Spock leaves the transporter bay.*




First Contact

A false accusation at Starfleet Academy brings Jim & Spock together.*




Vulcan Pox, or Jim Kirk, Single Father Extraordinaire

A gift!fic for a most lovely, lovely Anonymous (Anon knows why!). Their prompt was: Even though Spock has a super-duper immune system, he somehow comes down with a human chicken pox and it hits him pretty hard. Feeling crappy and fighting the urge to scratch strain his Vulcan control, and he gets a bit cranky (more so than usual). Kirk to the rescue to stop him from scratching and to keep the crew from teasing his Vulcan.




Give It Up

“Oh, no,” Zach deadpans, feigning an exaggerated look of horror, “you found my stash of kinky sex paraphernalia. Whatever will I do.” He rolls his eyes. “Seriously, you read sex into everything; it’s pathological. They’re for shaving.” He goes back to what’s probably the New York Times, then looks up again and adds pointedly, “For shaving facial hair.” *




Solace

Uhura gets pregnant and gets an abortion. Spock finds out and can’t continue their relationship. He finds solace in an unexpected place.*




Child of Two Worlds

An alternative scenario: instead of Amanda, it is Sarek who dies on Vulcan. Amanda, being human, cries in her son’s arm on the transporter landing, her grief breaking Spock’s shield enough to cause him to return the hug and rest his face upon her shoulder. How would this have changed the scene on the bridge, and would this more exposed emotionally Spock have had a more reasonable conjecture with Kirk?*




No-Win Scenario

Kirk/Spock. Epic, epic kissing. Remember the transporter room S/U necking? Something like that. The crew is all assembled to bid their captain good luck on his crazy dangerous mission and emotions are running high. Just prior to energizing K is thinking he just might not come back and this will be his only opportunity for a taste of the first officer he’s secretly!madly!inlove! with. Shock and awe amongst K and crew when Spock returns the kiss (and how!) because of course he’s also secretly!madly!inlove! with Kirk.*




Five Times vs One Time Kirk

The translators aren’t working, and apparently this is the one language that Uhura never learned, and it’s a recently spacefaring civilization, so it’s not related to anything she does know. They’re also yelling really, really loud.*




Making Whoopi

Mpreg fics are awesome, but not necessary here (though loved). basically, Kirk and Spock are having sexytimes and it could even be somewhere totally private, but then their kid (who’s old enough to know that, y’know, it’s not normal that part of father is in daddy) catches them and freaks out.*




Hybrid

Post Avatar. Jake Sully has a new life with the Omaticaya, and his life mate Neytiri. Humans have left. But he knows they will come back, and he’ll be ready when they do.*




The Wrapped Around Your Finger Job

Someone from Eliot’s past shows up, and if Alec doesn’t stop flirting with her, Eliot is going to kill him.*




When You Find You

Adam is willing to wait for Kris to find his way back to him.*




Find Your Way Home

The one where Mama Allen finally steps in because really, the boys are just being silly.*




Girl, You’re Like a Weird Vacation

It takes a lot of persuading to get “Spock” and “shore leave” to interact on any meaningful level.*




Fiona: The Client

Fiona is taken to Ireland during “Long Way Back” and Sam and Michael go after her.*




Unspoiled

Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time.*




Improbability

Cadet Kirk, while trying to create a machine capable of generating an infinite improbability field, accidentally makes a sentient machine instead, a machine calling himself ‘Spock’. What does one do with an android?*




Timshel

Merlin is definitely supposed to work for Arthur, but spends most of his time mocking Arthur’s dress sense, berating him via IM with Morgana, sending Gwen capslock-filled emails about him and, most of all, trying not to fall in love with the shiny-shoed ponce. Arthur, meanwhile, is definitely supposed to be taking over his father’s company some day, but instead spends most of his time scowling at Merlin, making lists about him, trying to find excuses to fire him and, most of all, trying to pretend he is totally not head-over-heels for the jumped up little upstart. Someone’s got to make some difficult choices eventually, and this can only lead to one thing: angst. Or hilarity. Or, embarrassingly enough, self-discovery.*




Going Out, Or Something

Bradley takes Colin on a date. Colin thinks he might be a giant space lizard.*




The Middle of Nowhere, Wales

On the way back from their roadtrip around Wales, the boys encounter a rain apocalypse. Colin makes a playlist to die to, KitKats get squashed, Bradley changes his name to Margaret, and they find out exactly how much room there isn’t in the back of a rented Ford Focus.*




Untitled

Colin breaks his hand.* Second in the deaf!Colin ‘verse.*




The Stupidest of Ideas

Working in the theatre was not what Bradley had pictured himself doing. Cue a little play called “Merlin”, and the nine months that changed his life. Playing Arthur Pendragon made sense. That Bradley found a new family, and Colin, in the process was just a bonus.*




Wild Enchantments

Arthur isn’t there when the strange magical being is first captured.*




Lions and Pebbles and Penguins, Oh My!

Sitting at the top of “Uther’s All Time Parenting Backfires” is Arthur’s fellow colleague and clumsy best friend – Merlin Emrys.*




I Think I’m In Love With My Radio

I’d love it if Arthur had a sort of cause into it and wasn’t simply suddenly stalkerish. Example scenario: Arthur is a sport reporter that always has gorgeous and sensual pictures of athletic figures. After he reports a case of another stalker being caught, he goes “now, that one’s a sport I never looked into. As it happens, a Hot Guy caught my attention a while ago, so for the sake of Science I’ll try to stalk him for two weeks and report to you, faithful readers, my observations. [poll: Will I get embarrassingly caught? Yes No As Long As you Give us Pictures ticky!]*




8x12x8

Uther blamed Arthur for Igraine’s death but couldn’t bring himself to kill him. Instead he keeps him locked up because Arthur looks just like Igraine and he can’t bare to look at him. Uther remarries and has other kids so the heir issue isn’t a problem. Merlin comes to Camelot and he accidently comes across the place where Arthur is locked away. They talk through the door and eventually end up falling for each other.*




The Reddest Stolen Cherries

He’s late, which is how he remembers later it was a Friday.*




My Life Is An American Sitcom

Two secret relationships + one flat = a good dose of hilarity and a little bit of drama.*




Love, Toast, and Post-It Notes

It was love at first sight, and Merlin knew it – when it came to the flat, that was. Merlin wasn’t anything like as clear about the man he was going to have to live with.*




As Long As You Hold My Heart

Kris is determined to win Adam’s heart and if it take a tiara and a sparkly wand (the plastic kind, thank you very much) to get Adam to notice him, he’s willing to go all in. *




Untitled College AU

AU in which Kris goes to California for college and is Adam’s first love.*




Advice On Nocturnal Relationships at Three in the Afternoon

Life is a series of moments, in Kris’ opinion, as common and amazing as chain of atoms linking into a marvelous, intelligible molecule. Then he reaches for the long cane leaning unobtrusively behind his seat and shatters the moment to hell. *




The Show Must Go On; or, Yeah Capes!

Being a singer has always been Kris’s dream. Being a superhero is just an accident of birth.*




The One Where Kris Goes to California–To Have Puppies!

This wasn’t how he planned it.* More here (http://community.livejournal.com/the_kitchen_ink/tag/what%20a%20big%20belly%20you%20have%20kris-paw).




Finding the Loophole

Acclaimed songwriter Kris Allen is finally laying down his own recording of his songs. He’s retired to the studio for a month, and he’s taken a vow: until the recording’s done, there’ll be no drinking, no partying, and definitely no girls. Everything’s going to be dedicated to the music. Until rock star Adam Lambert, recently returned from touring, turns up at the studio to remind Kris that he signed a contract to write a song to become Adam’s next single release – and Adam prefers to collaborate on every song that’s created for him.*




Dreams Are For Rookies

Two months before the end of sophomore year, Arthur lets Ariadne talk him into “making an appearance” at a party held by the captain of the soccer team, way to hell and gone out in the suburbs. The house is over-sized, the music too loud, and no one, save a half dozen people, can remember Arthur’s name. It’s pretty much his idea of hell.

And that’s all before he chugs four beers in the kitchen to avoid talking to anyone and somehow ends up in a closet during an impromptu game of Seven Minutes in Heaven.*




Conquered (By a Wily Voice and Eyes)

“Are you trying to get yourself killed?”*




The Genesis of the Problem

Dom is actually Arthur’s father. The team finds out when Eames starts to seriously pursue Arthur and speaks out about Dom’s over-protectiveness.*




Early Returns

In the 18 months since Proculus Media had swallowed up the paper, Dom Cobb has (a) offered Saito, their new publisher and overlord, oral sex to keep ads off the front page (it hadn’t worked), (b) started crying actual tears of exhaustion at a redesign meeting the fourth time Yusuf brought up page gutters to try and guilt him into ceasing his reign of terror (it hadn’t worked) and (c) tried to get Arthur to agree, peacefully, to work election night.*




Never Wanted the Nice Boys Anyways

“Eames, I don’t know what dictionary you’re working out of, but my definition of ‘favor’ does not entail asking someone you despise to play escort to your family’s Christmas party.”

Eames glares at him. “I’m not asking you to play escort, merely be my date.”*




That Old Black Magic

That’s not how fate works.*




Or Be Drowned In Blissful Confusion

Kris/Adam AU. Adam and Kris are in high school. Adam starts a gay/straight alliance and Katy and her friends want to join. Katy is dating Kris, and she makes him come along. He realizes he has feelings for Adam/is gay/etc. Something about them working together in the GSA, too, if you can.*




Just a Glance Away

“You would sleep with me, right?”*




All the More For That

Kris doesn’t mind when life gives him lemons. He is good at making the best of lemons. He just thinks it sucks that when life gives him creme brulee, he didn’t know what to do with it.*




This Evening’s Empire

Prince Kristopher gets a lot of proposals.*




My Kind’s Your Kind

“This isn’t something we do, Eames. It’s something we are.” Magical realism, soulbonding, d/s fusion. *




MajorLambert/Kris of the Allen Series

This is not your typical SGC mission. No, not even for SG-1.*




Tabloid Fodder

Let’s be clear here, Adam knows that was a stupid thing to do. Adam knew that before, during, and after throwing that punch and you know what?* Scroll down for it. (I still love you Brangelina!)




Life On the Moon (Couldn’t Be Any Stranger)

“Kris Allen is staring at you again.”*




Zenith

When Winona Kirk finds love with the small-town sheriff of Riverside, Jim is uprooted for his high school senior year to the middle of nowhere. But once Jim arrives, he gets wrapped up in the local mystery of a series of crop circles, along with finding himself drawn to a peculiar and enigmatic group of kids – especially one in particular, named Spock. Danger ensues, as Kirk unravels the meaning behind the crop circles, and why Spock and his family live in Riverside.*




Moonshine

There’s a surprise for you at home. Find it.*




<.<

“Holy crap, what happened to you?” Cale’s voice made Kris flinch and he reluctantly pried his head off his folded arms to blink up at his friend. “Jesus, Kris.”*




A Tale of Two Tails

“Of all the questionable life-style choices Adam has made in his life (and there are a lot to choose from), he never expected volunteering at an ecological charity to be the one that ruined his life.”*




Fortunate Son

Fourteen across was auspicious, and he was writing in the p when the left side of the plane sagged out from under them, and they dipped what felt like ten feet all at once. David grabbed for his coffee as it tipped and the dregs ran all over the puzzle book; across the aisle, Archie jerked awake and looked around, sleep-confused, and then said, “Oh my gosh.” A long black line of smoke was cutting horizontally across his window.*




The Rise and Fall of the Broman Empire

In which Gawain mourns the loss of Bro Central and everyone else gets laid.*




Making Other Plans

Kevin quits showbiz, gets a divorce, goes to college, starts a band, and gets adopted by crazy people.*




Kite Building for Dummies

When Kris invited Adam to go camping, somehow Adam didn’t think he actually meant camping, as in tents, log fires, mosquitoes, and their parents… Set in the Cruise!fic ‘verse.*




Mint Condition, Special Edition, Very Rare and Lined with Glitter

Kris’s friends sends him on a singles cruise to get over his not so recent break up. No one, least of all Kris, predicted he would end up falling for the entertainment. *




Appetite

Tom Kaulitz came to the U.S. to pursue his culinary dream – to become a celebrated chef, one of the stars in New York’s luminary-studded fine dining sky. He seems thwarted at every step by his rival Bill, who’s been showing Tom up since their very first day of culinary school. Yet the further they make their way through the surprises their careers have in store, the more Tom discovers that the factors holding him back from what he really wants are a lot simpler than he’s let himself realize. The challenge is on for Tom to overcome his pride and let himself discover the perfect recipe for success at all the things his heart desires.* You’ll need to register for this.




Somewhere Between the Lines

After the Jonas Brothers stopped being the Jonas Brothers and went back to being the plan old Jonas brothers, Joe went to LA to work in movies, Nick went to New York to work on music, and Frankie rebelled and ran off to Chicago. Kevin, though. Kevin just got divorced.*




Peanut Butter & Fixed Term Five Year Plans

Arthur’s first impression of William Eames was that no living man should ever have that much flour smeared over his face, that no real person should have that many tattoos, and that no person in his personal history had ever made Arthur feel so suddenly off-kilter without even saying a word.*




The Hand You’re Dealt

Bill, a mutant who absorbs memories, thought patterns, and abilities with a simple touch, finds himself in the sewers of New York, searching for others like him. He finds them. *




he stays, blind

When blind ex-cop Tony DiNozzo becomes witness to a crime, he turns to the investigating NCIS agent and gets more than he bargained for.*




And Where Have You Been

A rainy day.*




The Epiphany Job

When he rolled out of bed that afternoon, heated up some Philly Steak & Cheese Hot Pockets for breakfast, and then went to the office, Alec Hardison was not expecting to experience a paradigm shift.*




How to Spoil Your Pet Dragon

“Crap.”*




Hard Cheese

“Saxon was all enraged and savaged the ever-lovin’ fuck out of the poor cheese.”*




These Words About a Girl

“It’s more or less forgotten until the VMAs- when Bill- fucking Bill- appears at Mike’s elbow and goes, “Michael, I’ve mentioned Demi to you before, haven’t I? Oh, and this is her bosom companion, Miss Katherine Jonas.”*




Impossible Until It’s Done

“You are either a genius of unheard of proportions, or a complete moron. Is it even possible to incept yourself?”

Eames can’t sleep. It’s somehow Arthur’s fault. Arthur is not impressed.*




Marry Into the Family

Lex sips at his spoon and thinks, it’s amazing how chicken and corn soup can change a person. He’s born again, baptised with aromatic amber, seeing the world with gleaming clarity and a hint of coriander.*




Three Castles

It’s a perfectly wretched day in Camelot when Uther Pendragon announces Arthur’s betrothal.*




Take All the Time Lost (The Snow Globe Fic)

Kris fell in love with Adam and was subsequently cursed to be stuck in a snow globe forever. So this snow globe is passed on from generation to generation and until Adam (who’s being reincarnated lifetime after lifetime until he’s reunited with his soulmate) finds him, the curse won’t be lifted.*




This is not my (heart)

Kevin Lucas is not a girl, even if he did just wake up as one. He’s handling it pretty well though; especially once he gets some highly unexpected help from Mike Carden, William Beckett, and Brendon Urie, who isn’t a girl either. But with his parents worried, his brothers suspicious, and Spencer Smith apparently plotting his demise, waking up as a girl might actually be the least of Kevin’s problems. [JONAS-verse]*




If You Can’t Dance to This, It Doesn’t Matter

Jim gets to know the new kid at school. He’s a little strange, but so is Jim, so it works out.*




Break the Sky

Mike Carden is a student without a scholarship who needs to find a way to fund his studies, fast. When William suggests Mike try out for the coed cheerleading squad, the Northeastern University Cobras, Mike mans up and lands his first sober back tuck in years. Kevin Jonas and Nic Anderson are two star college cheerleaders who have transferred to the Cobras after a mysterious scandal had them leaving their last school right before the National competition they were a shoo-in to win. Mike may have only scraped his way onto the team by the skin of his teeth, but with Kevin as his room mate, maybe he can master the stag tuck, the pom-pom wielding, and the insults from every other athlete department on campus. And maybe Kevin can learn how to be a real boy (who likes boys) beyond the limits of the life he left behind. [college cheerleading AU]*




Anchor Me

Kirk is part Betazoid, he doesn’t advertise it because it doesn’t define him, but after feeling the terror and the psychic scream from the destruction of Vulcan he starts to break down. He can’t block anything anymore and it almost kills him. Spock intervenes.*




Mr. Eames and Mr. Eames

“Hi, I’m Arthur. Your bride,” said the man at the door in the tones of one who’d rather be saying anything else.*




Switch: A Comedy of Terrors

Plot rocks lead Mind to forget where it put Brain. Wackiness ensues. Clark is seventeen.*




With My Own Eyes

Kris knows things.*




Political Alchemy

After the fall of Fuhrer Bradley, Amestris is plagued with civil unrest. Roy’s become the sixth Fuhrer and danger comes from all directions. Will Roy and his most trusted soldiers, including Colonel Elric, succeed where everyone else has failed or will he simply become another casualty?* Part of the Another Road Traveled collection.




Glass Half Full

A transgenic family moves in to TC. They were former breeding partners, and they’re now raising their son together. Unlike Gem, the daddy didn’t ‘desert’ and they’re one big, happy, transgenic family. Using this family as a backdrop, Max sees Alec in a new way and what he would be like if the Breeding Program had been successful?*




Both Feet On the Ground

Eames vanishes for five days and comes back married. It takes twenty-five years for all the fractioned pieces to make sense in a bigger picture.*




Save the Unicorn

Adam always wanted to be a rockstar. Being the poster-child for unicorn conservation, the top trending scandal on Twitter and a wanted federal fugitive? That wasn’t ever meant to be part of of the plan but when Adam finds a baby unicorn hiding behind a dumpster one night, his life is never ever the same again.* This is the best thing in the whole world. If I could tag it “favorite” twice, I would.




The Height of Technology is Frozen Pizza

Matt’s story starts at the end: post-traumatic stress disorder, therapy, a job with the Feebles, no job with the Feebles, back to Camden, up to Brooklyn, over to Queens, more laptops than Matt can shake a stick at and Red Bull by the carton. *




One

Before, Erik had always been able to hold onto the words You’re not alone, because he knew that with one mental stretch, Charles would be right there. Charles was always there, sliding into his mind as if it was where he belonged, a warm presence that Erik would sometimes wish he could allow himself to get lost in.*




Shine Like the Stars (On the Serpent’s Scales)

“Fear is a poison, Kris,” his father had told him once when Kris was small, rubbing Kris’ back before he flicked off the lamp on the bedside table. “Fear and hate; they’ll ruin you. They ruin everything.”*




Let’s Get Together (Yeah Yeah Yeah)

“Alright, now. Do you have your sleeping bags?” Charles asks.*




When You Wish

When Bill makes a wish on the first star of the night, he wishes for the perfect man.

…what he gets is an inconsiderate jerk named Tom.*




FBI AU

Brad’s a cop, Nate’s an FBI agent. They go undercover as a gay couple.*




Après moi le deluge

“That,” he says, “is how you know it was close.” – Sebastian Junger, War*




Friends? I’d Say Family

Harvey’s eyes go wide and then he disappears back inside, leaving the door open for Mike to peer around and then step through to double check because surely he can’t really be seeing what he thought he saw.*




Fractures

“So I was thinking. This isn’t exactly my usual game, homes. And, uh—shit, I can’t believe I’m using this stupid fucking phrase,” Ray still looks uncomfortable and flushed, but he laughs, not the fucking sardonic laugh that filled the Humvee daily during their road trip in Iraq, but a rarer, honest laugh—”I’m actually going to have to take it slow. Reel the fish in.”




A Gentleman’s Guide to Suits, Ties, and (White) Collars

Harvey visits his good friend Peter at work, takes one look at Neal, and decides he wants one; that afternoon he hires Mike Ross. But when Mike ends up being more than a fling and tells Harvey he wants Peter and Neal to be as happy as they are, Harvey Specter somehow finds himself in the position of matchmaker at the world’s craziest crossover dinner party.*




Going Somewhere Slowly

In theory, moving in with Nate seems like a great idea.*




Husband-Revealing Magical Lemonade (or, How Kris Learned to Keep Calm and Just Go With It)

If I’d known I was following some Middle Ages husband-finding potion I totally wouldn’t have listened to it!*




In the Moonlight, On a Joyride

Librarian AU. Charles is the young librarian and Erik is the college student who is completely besotted with him.*




Love You Anyway

Adam wakes up married. But he’s not in Vegas and it’s seven years after he fell asleep.*




Tin Man

Eliot was created in a lab, a cybernetic soldier. Now he’s trying to learn how to be human, finding a family and falling in love along the way.*




Call Me Jim

Jim (always a girl) meets Spock and utterly confuses him. I especially love the part with Spock asking his dad for advice on how to deal with the illogical species of humans, and Sarek’s response, which I feel completely encapsulates the idea and spirit of IDIC.*




Everything All the Time

“I’d totally hit that,” Kris laughs.*




Brand New Colony

“A twenty says I last two minutes,” Mike says, slapping the note down in front of Donna resolutely.*




New Beautiful Things to Come

Erik runs a kosher bakery. Charles comes in for baked goods. They play chess, eat meringues, people drop other people’s keys down the toilet, and there’s mutant performance art.*




The Only Place You Wanna Be

Jim and Gaila are department store elves, with McCoy playing Santa and Amanda Grayson starring as Mrs. Claus. When Amanda’s son comes to town for a holiday break, Jim is determined to make Spock this year’s Christmas present. Then it gets complicated.*




A Kiss From a Rose

Some people looked forward to carnation day all year; for others, it was a personal hell.*




You Should Have Called

Meet the parents.*




Blind Date

It took Kris a while to figure out what was weird about this blind date. *




Of Mikes and Men

It’s not like Mike’s an actual virgin.*




Fall Better

Figure Skating AU. It starts with a pair of skates (they have toe picks). It doesn’t end there. A story of two skaters featuring a cat, a gender-specific couch and a lot of ice.*




If the King Had Run Off with Prince Charming

Mention of a “Hot date” leaves several Gibbs family secrets exposed. And Tony trying to hide in plain sight.*




The Crumb

Alex works in a sandwich shop where Shaw is the meanest boss you could ever have. Erik is the Grandmaster of bread-making and there’s practically a cult formed in his name. Except Erik never shows himself. Enter Charles, the unyielding customer who MUST pay his compliments to the god behind the sandwiches.

Shaw is a right bastard (what’s new) and picks on Alex left, right and center because of all the staff (apart from Erik because he CAN’T fire the Hand of the Baking God), Alex easily has the most flawed demeanor and attitude that can justify reproach.

Cue Erik teaching Alex how to make the best fucking sandwiches so that there’s no way Shaw can fire him. Hank helps Alex by only buying food when Alex is there and taste testing each new sandwich (some horrible, some great).*




Things That Don’t Exist series

Everything is falling apart, and the one person Brent needs most is the one he can’t tell.*




Sidekick

Harvey Specter wasn’t the rich renegade badass that plucked Mike from his potential life of crime.

Tony Stark was.*




Take That, Bembridge Scholars!

The world has been saved and there’s really only one thing left to do. Evy writes a strongly worded letter to the Bembridge Scholars. Oh, she gets married, too.* This is literally everything I wanted for the time between the two movies.




You In the Sea

Steve is tired.*