That Escalated Quickly

Tyler eats a whole brownie with her hand cupped beneath her chin, trying not to get crumbs in her boobs. “Slow your roll, girl,” Jordie says through a mouthful of chocolate. “These are kind of strong.” “All I have is


Owen Grady had always had a talent for animals. Like his grandfather. It was a talent that ran in the families. Masrani Global recruited him to train raptors. It was an intriguing, novel idea, something only a crazy or insane

Until the Fog Lifts

Cursed!Killian AU: Emma Swan has more than enough to deal with. For one, her son believes the entire town of Storybrooke is cursed. She definitely doesn’t have time for the mysterious pawnbroker, Killian Jones, even if Henry insists that he’s

Pink Drinks and Pick-Up Lines

Reeling from being stood up on a blind date, Felicity sort of accidentally hits on the brooding guy on the barstool next to hers and adventures ensue.

The Road Ahead Is Clear Again

Penny’s had enough of being a failure. If she can’t succeed at what she wants to, then damn it, she’s going to succeed at what she knows she’s good at.

Living In the Future

Eighteen-year-old Tony Stark is the boy genius who woke Captain America, and now he’s stuck with him. That’s not a bad thing, but between Steve’s wide-eyed wonder at the new world and Tony’s little fanboy crush, the awkwardness just keeps

I’m Bound to Walk Away These Blues

Pat closes his eyes, rubs at his eyelids with the back of his hand, and tries opening them again. No luck. The Mountie is still there.

The Ghosts of War

Steven Rogers never wanted to be king, but he knows his duty, and he does it well. Lord Tony Stark, the king’s appointed consort, does his duty as well, even though he’d enjoy his duty more if it actually involved

Series || Sentinel ‘verse

Everything changes the summer after fifth year. Draco refuses to take the Dark Mark and must deal with leaving behind the life, friends and family he’s always known.The Dursley’s abandon Harry alone in the woods for a week, triggering his

To Make Much of Time

When Iron Man rejects Steve’s romantic advances, Steve is disappointed, but of course he understands — Iron Man’s secret identity is important. But when a portal opens and Tony Stark crashes into their midst from twelve years in the future,

Stilinski’s Home for Wayward Wolves

At least your puppies knock first,” Stiles snorts. “Here I thought their alpha raised them to be well-mannered.” “There’s a sign,” Derek responds stiffly. Stiles, whose curiosity outweighs even his hardest of grudges, abandons his chilly façade of nonchalance in

Let Yourself

Shortly after Tony gets Extremis, he and Steve end up stranded in the Savage Land, with Extremis mysteriously not functioning and Tony barely functioning, either. Established relationship, set early in the first New Avengers run. This was inspired by a

The Return

A post season three fix-it that explores an alternate origin of the Troubles. Without a driver, the Barn returns 25 years ahead of schedule. Reunited, Audrey and Nathan must find another way to stop the Troubles while rebuilding the trust

Two Princes

Inspired by the song. Captain Duckling AU: Princess Emma was raised by her birth parents, but a curse on her 16th birthday sends her to Neverland. There, she spends years running from the Lost Boys and Pan before meeting Captain

Series || Lucky Now

Darcy Lewis is not, exactly, who she says she is. Yes, she was a Culver student before the Thor incident, but before that she was a CalTech graduate who’d been home-schooled since the age of 5 by her father’s AI.

Love Always Wakes the Dragon

“If you could only protect one person, who would it be?” “Derek.” “What would you do to keep him alive? What would you give up?” “Anything. Everything.”

Like the Ceiling Can’t Hold Us

In which they aren’t really friends and then they are… and then other stuff happens…

Cup Champs

In January, they all spent a lot of time trying not to talk about hockey and in turn started talking about the only other thing they all had relative knowledge of: music (in hindsight Kaner’s pretty fucking happy Duncs’ Xbox


“We are your losers, your loud weirdoes, your science stars, your shy, retiring band geeks,” Kevin thinks, and sets off for the stage.*

The Magic Friend Band

The totally true story of how Spencer Smith joined Patrick & Brendon’s Magic Friend Band.*

Saving Connor

Harry’s brother Connor is the Boy-Who-Lived, and Harry has devoted himself to protecting him – by being ordinary. But certain people aren’t content to let Harry hide in the shadows.*

All I Need Is a Fraction of Your Happy Heart

Sid, in a masterstroke of rebellion, leaves the NHL draft and gets signed by Metallurg Magnitogorsk. Things don’t really go as he thought they would, but it’s an enjoyable ride.

Gonna Have to Ask About

This is not Tyler’s apartment. He has no idea how he got here or who he’s sleeping beside, face hidden in the pillow. He’s been sitting up long enough to wake him, though. “Tyler,” he says, voice muffled and rough

Tiptoe Through Our Shiny City

“If you don’t let me come to Boston because the kids will think I’m your boyfriend then the kids who think I’m your boyfriend have already won.”

The Reeducation of Misters Kane and Toews

In which Kaner has a sort of kid and Mr. Toews doesn’t know which of them is a bigger brat. AU featuring teacher!Jon and hockey-player!Kaner. With bonus ‘Hawks characters, love notes, pasta jewelry, Be Better Pizzas, pirouettes, a sprinkle of

Hail Mary, Full of Grace

Imagine if Jack McGarrett had sent Mary to live with her aunt in New Jersey. Then imagine Mary growing up and falling in love with a local cop, Danny Williams. Now add to the mix a daughter named Grace, an

This Love Is Be And End All

Jonny reads. Jonny reads plenty. Jonny is college educated (sort of) and Sharpy can suck his dick, because he reads all the fucking time, okay. Except, see, he sort of doesn’t, and then Sharpy challenged him to a book club,

Took Some Time to Celebrate

Patrick is still thinking about their season, and how much better it was than the past couple of years – and not just because it ended two months later and with a lot more silver souvenirs. And as they’re mopping

Series || Lady Iron of SHIELD

A stalker is targeting Antonia “Toni” Stark, which skews how she sees herself and how she allows others to see her.*

Dude, Where’s the Stanley Cup?!

Johnny lands in Saskatoon at noon, and is shocked to see Kaner hovering furtively at Johnny’s gate exit. He’s wearing a baggy gray hoodie and obnoxiously huge sunglasses and he doesn’t look like he’s showered in at least three days.