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Who Got the Keys to My Bimmer

Eggsy is a mechanic working in a garage owned by Dean. Harry Hart is Galahad, Dean is forever an asshole, and Lee Unwin and his death have no connection to Kingsman. In terms of setting, the Lancelot trials are over

Unusual Weather

Bucky’s been at the Avengers Tower for three weeks before he finally gives in to Steve’s gentle coaxing and Stark’s cheerful waving of fistfuls of circuits, and lets them scan the arm. It doesn’t go well.

Saving the World (Is Totally a Date)

Tony discovers Stane’s betrayal while he’s still being held captive. When he escapes, he sets out to ruin Stane as completely and ruthlessly as he can, playing up his PTSD and quitting his job to destroy Stane quietly from the

Pound the Alarm

The Iron Bull is a firefighter with scars and history to spare. Dorian keeps setting things on fire- like curtains, and dates. Or, the one where two messed up people find each other, Solas is a not-exactly righteous avenger, Cullen

Series || Fem!Eggsy and Harry Collection

Harry was never dead, to begin with. And Eggsy is having difficulty with this fact. Harry is the new Arthur and fem!Eggsy is the new Bedivere (because we could always use more always-a-girl!Eggsy). Together they attempt to understand one another

As the Sun Burns the Ground

Five times Iron Bull had to carry Dorian and one time Dorian tried to carry Bull, gave up, and levitated him instead.

Series || A Lunch Counter Love Story

Take one ex-circus performer, one homicide detective, a dash of meddling cohorts, a heavy helping of pie recipes, mix well, and bake until somebody gets a date.

How to Be a Superhero

“Am I sacked?” M doesn’t bother answering James’ attempt at humor but instead continues in his point. “Since your return from the Skyfall operation, which was over a year ago I might add, you have not taken one day of

Blackbird

James Bond didn’t need anything or anyone. He had already lost the war that circumstance had waged against him. When his affection for Q flared, he got the love he never had, and the home he never knew he was

Alive and Living (In That Order)

During a zombie apocalypse, Lassiter struggles to get himself and a traumatized Shawn Spencer to safety. Initially concerned only with survival, Lassiter discovers that there’s still something worth hoping for, worth caring for.

The Little Shatterdome Around the Corner

The “You’ve Got Mail” AU no one asked for! While Raleigh’s working on the Wall, he starts trading emails with a guy he met on a now-defunct academy message board. They tacitly agree to not give away any details of

Chasing Thursdays

Elsa has no desire to follow in her politician mother’s footsteps and Emma wants to quit working at Granny’s. They decide to open Frozen and take advantage of the summer tourist season, but Emma doesn’t count on their neighbor, tattoo

The Night King

After V-Day, Merlin fixes the hole in Harry’s head with his magic and then makes Harry the new Arthur — a job which comes with the responsibility of leading the Wild Hunt every full moon. Eggsy makes a discovery of

Series || Yours, Mine, & Ours ‘verse

Featuring: Giant sharks, family bonding, a bazooka, frustration, idiot fathers, purple casts, mothers that just don’t understand, New Years confetti, and Grace facepalming way more often than she would like it. Rated T for “Throw them in a closet until

Series || Loud and Clear

The thing with Roy is founded on coffee snobbery and stupid text messages and seriously awesome makeout sessions in the car. Oh, and the love of a lifetime, or whatever.

Series || The Adventures of Autistic Spidey and Schizophrenic Wade (Who Fall in Love and Do Other Fun Stuff)

Spider-Man meets Deadpool for the first time, and realizes there’s more to the merc than people have been telling him when he spirals unexpectedly into a panic attack and Deadpool actually stays with him through it. Not only stays, but

You Cannot Live As I Have Lived (and not end up like this)

It’s not that no one knows about werewolves and other things that go bump in the night, but the giant Lovecraftian monsters rising out of the sea seemed slightly more important at the time. The life and times of Raleigh

Stuck in Reverse

They were polar opposites from different worlds. They worked smoothly together on missions, but there was something else between them. It was always there, pushing and pulling, tearing into them. Napoleon has no idea what to make of this Sentinel

withdrawal

“He’s mine,” Raleigh growled. “And I want him back.”

Nathan Stark’s Town for Peculiar People

Jack Carter and his daughter Zoe experience a pretty disastrous start to their road trip vacation when they get completely lost out in the middle of nowhere and then crash the car. They seek refuge in the nearby town of

Room Service

Colin and Taron in a hotel room, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

My Hands Say I Love You, Write It On Your Skin

“An old tattoo artist.” His own words echoed in his head. How did he even get here? A tattoo artist at the age of 42. Doing a job meant to be done by a 20-something-year-old stud, in a too-tight wife

Dreaming in Red and Gold

When Drachma agrees to meet for peace talks at Briggs Fortress, General Roy Mustang is the one sent to represent Amestris. It just so happens that the Drachmans have their own Amestrisan, who is far too skilled at turning the

The Starving Faithful

Yancy makes a post to an online forum confessing his darkest secret. Raleigh answers, not knowing it’s his brother.

The Cornice in the Ground

Harry dies, and a stormcloud blankets England and doesn’t leave for days.

Somewhere Only We Know

There are things Max knows. People like to think that because he spent half his life – and the entirety of his young adult years, which are important to people for some reason – as a dog that he doesn’t

Series || These Two Clownshoes

When Chuck comes down with a virulent flu and makes himself impossible, Raleigh offers to step in to give Mako and Herc a breather, even though he’s probably as welcome in Chuck’s bunk as a new breed of kaiju. Chuck,

Tapestry of Lives

Witty and intelligent, Miss Elizabeth Bennet has vowed that nothing but the deepest love shall tempt her into matrimony, a tenuous prospect for a poor gentlewoman in 19th century England. She rejects an unexpected offer of marriage from wealthy Mr.

Petey and Wade are obviously an item, so why is Spiderman trying to be a Homewrecker?

So, Peter and Wade are dating. Wait, scratch that, they are totally engaged (Peter will show you the ring). Fiances for life, amiright? Everything from here on out should be totally happy-go-lucky, right? Right? If your answer was, “Of course

Marry in Haste; Version 2

Elizabeth Bennet marries an Earl two years before Bingley lets Netherfield. While in London for the winter, Darcy has an encounter with the Earl that causes him to make her acquaintance. As their knowledge each of each other deepens, so