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Tiger Tale

Dean and Sam cross paths with a little girl that needs their help. The boys do their best.*




Holy Water Like Cheap Whiskey

Mikey never listens to music anymore, not since the night he stumbled out the back door of a club too wasted to notice that the girl he was following had eyes that flashed black as coal and there was probably something a little bit strange about that.*




Office Tryst

Daniel and Sam plot revenge on Janet for spreading a rumor about them, but as always with our beloved SG-1, things don’t go as anticipated.*




The Nature of Best Friends

I can’t believe we’re actually sitting here, saying these things.*




Bright Lights and Shadows

Rodney was like a planet, he drew people into his orbit; graduate students, students, colleagues; and spat them out again, often dazed, usually bitter, but always better scientists for it.*




Red

Something evil is killing treeplanters in the forests of the Pacific Northwest, possibly the same predator that Dean narrowly escaped years before. How Grimm will things get before the brothers figure it out?*




Under a Haystack

Something really bad has happened and Sam has no idea how to fix it.*




The First Born

Yeah, Sam has the psychic thing going for him, but what’s so special about Dean?*




An Inexplicable Occurence of Tentacles

There are a lot of things John hates about his job. He hates the Wraith. He hates the Replicators. He hates losing people. He hates it when villagers who have only just worked their way up to inventing gunpowder shoot at his team. He hates turning into a giant scaly insect. (It hasn’t happened again–yet–but John is nothing if not a pessimist when it comes to turning into giant scaly insects.) But most of all, John hates debriefing Major Bryar’s gate team.*




Never Easier

“I am cold,” Cash announces. “I am so fucking cold.”*




Searching for Benton Fraser

In the course of an investigation, Ray comes across a big metal circle and winds up in Atlantis. Watch as he interacts amusingly with the locals! See the different worldviews clash!*




Inquisition

Why did the chicken cross the road?*




A Week in the Life of Bob Bryar: Elementary School Janitor

Bob feels more like himself on Friday, so of course that’s when Ross sets his room on fire.*




Silly Bear

There came a day, pretty early on, when Pete and Ashley could not for the life of them get Bronx to stop screaming.*




Isn’t It Messed Up (How I’m Just Dying to Be Him)

A woman always knows.*




No Mouth But Some Serpent’s

It becomes considerably darker than first year, and involves Harry’s Parselmouth skills.* Sequel to Saving Connor.




Comes Out of Darkness Morn

It’s Year 3, the AU of Prisoner of Azkaban and the one where Harry finally finds out the full truth about October 31, 1981.* Sequel to No Mouth But Some Serpents.




Saving Connor

Harry’s brother Connor is the Boy-Who-Lived, and Harry has devoted himself to protecting him – by being ordinary. But certain people aren’t content to let Harry hide in the shadows.*




Turn Around and Erase the Clouds

Pete’s first thought, when he woke up with his mouth full of feathers, was that Patrick had slashed his pillow in the night.*




Amnesia Fic

“Are we together?” asks Patrick and what Pete hates most about him is how hesitant he sounds. “It looked. I mean. I thought we might be.”*




Australia Beckoned Songs About Eucalyptus Written By Koalas

Brendon turns into a koala while on tour in Australia. Really. There’s not much else I can say after that.*




Heat

By the time Sam finds a room at a Microtel just outside of Chattanooga, it’s pushing two in the morning and Dean’s asleep in the passenger seat underneath his jacket.*




Man, I Feel Like a Woman

Dean finally gets his just desserts for his womanizing ways.*




Bloodstones and Kisses

What exactly IS going on in that Salem church?* Sequel to Man, I Feel Like a Woman.




Paradigm Shift

Future-fic, about 10 years into the future.*




Settle

The week before Christmas, John drags both of them to Minnesota; five cars off a bridge in two weeks, no bodies, and dogs won’t get within a mile of the lake. Sam doesn’t want to go and Dean won’t stop giving his shit about it, even more of a bitch than usual.*




Endings and Beginnings

Sam and Dean reunite after four years apart. Sam is burying his past, and Dean is holding his future.*




Saving Grace

Preseries, Weechester!Fic. A bath time discussion with Sammy makes Dean realize that perhaps life isn’t so bad afterall.*




Sex Ed

“I think this is the part where Carson gets a banana,” Rodney offered. “Do we have anything that looks like a banana?”*




Solum Patriae

Ronon shares a bit of Sateda with the team.*




Of Duty, Atonement, and Redemption

The fallout from the Arcturus project might be more complicated than it seemed to be at first.*




Childish Things

Dean’s little brother is suddenly kinda… little.*




Zelenka’s Still

“General O’Neill never said anything about mad Czech scientists blowing up stills,” he said conversationally. This is easily the funniest thing ever. This always makes me feel better.*




How Did I Get Here?

Spencer’s day started with high-pitched screaming, and went downhill from there.*




It’s Almost Halloween

“I think,” said Brendon, “that something’s wrong.”*




Forseen

In 1967, tragedy struck Point Pleasant, West Virginia. They were given their warnings. No one listened. Now, the warnings are back.*




How to Bury Dean Winchester

It starts with Dean getting buried alive… and it doesn’t appear to be ending any time soon.*




Staring Through the Demons

“Pete and Patrick were still looking expectant, so Mikey said, ‘So we’re a group of…traveling…personal grooming experts. I guess.’ Patrick looked at Gerard. ‘And their priest.’ ‘We’re very spiritual,’ Ray mumbled.”* Sequel to I Have Been All Things Unholy.




I Have Been All Things Unholy

“He thinks I have stigmata,” Frank said, because what the fucking hell, it couldn’t get any worse. He might as well just lay it out.*




How to Steal Sam Winchester

First Dean was buried alive, now Sam is being hunted. And when the hunter catches the prey, the side-effects are… unexpected.* Sequel to How to Bury Dean Winchester.




Burn Baby Burn

In which there are more than three movie references, and Spencer and Bob swap bodies.*




A Yarn

One day Sam found a pair of socks in his duffle bag.*




What Kind of Day Has It Been

Dean thinks this is the strangest job they’ve ever worked.*




Laugh, I Nearly Died

A special song follows the Winchesters through time.*




Dancing the Line

They have nowhere special to go, no larger plan; Dean hangs the Impala’s tires along the West Coast for a while, skirting California. Sam thinks it might mean something in that weird language Dean speaks: his brother’s never managed to communicate in something as tiny as words. Dean would never just ask Sam if he wanted to go back to college; so instead he burns several tanks worth of gas winding along the edges of Cali.*




A Boy and His Dildo

The trouble started the moment they crossed the threshold and there it was right up in front: a display of the Winchester, with a guarantee of 100% satisfaction or your money back. Sam’s kind of scarred for life and Dean’s a freak, but it’s okay because Sam’s secretly freaky too.*




Two Kansas Yankees in King Arthur’s Court

A fic containing Jensen, Jared, Castle Anthrax, and a spanking.*




A Fashionable Profit

“Why the hell didn’t you tell me they were taking your picture in nothing but a pair of Daisy Dukes?”*




Trust Me

The Jonas Brothers on Warped, but it wasn’t their idea.* YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY. I don’t even know who these Jonas Brother people are. HOW THE HELL AM I SO ATTACHED ALREADY?




Anything Please (Except for Defeat)

“What? Oh, geez, kid.” Gerard laughs, and it’s not mean, but the kid half-flinches back, a repressed sort of reaction, mostly suppressed but still visible. Gerard notices for the first time the way the line of his hips is sharp enough to cut paper. “Ryan,” he says, meeting Gerard’s eyes again. “My name is Ryan.”*




The One Where Bob Is Not a Masochist, Not Even a Little

“I just don’t wanna go alone,” Frankie has said, and tugged on Bob’s arm until he agreed to accompany Frank to the piercing studio.*




Protege

That’s pretty much the moment that Pete realizes that Spencer has somehow become, like, the Executive Vice President for Everything for Pete Wentz Enterprises.*




Screw It

Kowalski gets a bee in his bonnet.*




Untitled Comment Fic

After the show, there’s the usual pile-up in the lounge to get some food and watch a movie.*




Wait Until Dim

A deranged psycho with an eye fixation is stalking Kowalski and people from Ray’s past. But Fraser’s stuck at the Consulate and can’t help. A thriller.*




It Might Be Instamatic

On Tuesday, Bob woke up four years old.*




In Search of Buried Treasure

There’s a pirate hiding in the C-deck stairwell.* In the same universe as Behind the Sea.




Contributions for Productivity

William is against it.*




A Year Like None Other

A letter from home sends Harry down a path he’d never have walked on his own.* A sixth year fic, this story follows Order of the Phoenix and disregards any canon events that occur after Book 5. Spoilers for the first five books.




Clairvoyance

When Sam’s dreams take a different turn, he realizes that he has taken Dean for granted for way too long.*




Not This Way

It wasn’t supposed to be this way.*




Heart Language

Dean’s world changes radically, and Sam struggles to keep up.*




How to Steal Sam Winchester

First Dean was buried alive, now Sam is being hunted. And when the hunter catches the prey, the side-effects are… unexpected.* Sequel to How to Bury Dean Winchester.




For Once, Then, Something

Romanies in America, missing children, and a power that threatens everything between Sam and Dean.*




The Crow on the Cradle

On October 2, 2005, Sam Winchester walked out of the apartment he shared with his girlfriend Jess in the middle of the night and didn’t come back.*




Untitled (A Stanford Fic)

So, it’s all over and Sam’s looking back at what he wanted to be. Dean’s looking forward trying to make up his mind.*




His Peace

And somewhere between the bathroom door and where Sam laid on the bed, Dean began to realize that feelings probably weren’t meant to be dealt with in the same way as monsters and spirits.*




Ricochet

It’s been two weeks since Fort Douglas, and Dean still struggles to stay awake each night to watch over Sammy.* Prequel to Recoil.




Recoil

The Winchesters deal with the thing in Sammy’s closet.* Part one of the series.




The Other Side of the Aftermath of the Phantom Traveler

The first thing that registered was the noise coming from somewhere in the neighborhood of Dean’s bed, this whimpery little nn nnn! noise that mean whatever he was dreaming about was either really awesome, or really horrible.* I totally made up this title myself because it was untitled and I needed to call it something.




The Aftermath of the Phantom Traveler

Dean thinks maybe, maybe, he could manage to scream a little more.*




The Fuzzy Challenge

(I apologize for that title.) Well, we know it’s not his…*




Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit

It really does take a village to raise a Jim.*




With My Tail in the Air

The aliens were very sorry for nearly killing Captain Kirk, and wanted to fix things.*




As Morning Shows the Day

Based on the switched version of the prompt: A de-aged fic where Spock has to take care of a kid-Kirk; preferably Kirk only listens to Spock, and freaks out when he’s not around. (Or, you know, switched).*




Baby Spock and Nice!Sarek

I want Sarek to discover something that makes Spock laugh like this when Amanda is not around. And he can’t stop himself from doing it (to his embarrassment?) because even being a Vulcan, he has a soft spot for his baby son.*




You Can Lead a Parker to Water, But You Can’t Keep Her From Blowing Up the Stream

You’d think by now they’d realize that Parker just doesn’t think the way they do.*




How to Dispose of a Mars

“Elizabeth,” he said, aggrieved. “She calls me. At my house. When I refused to answer her questions, she hacked my Tivo and erased all my backlogged Simpsons episodes. She snuck off-world once disguised as an adolescent Jaffa. With her around, it’s impossible to keep any kind of secret. Frankly, she’s a menace.” Set after SGA’s The Siege Part III. Futurefic for Veronica Mars.*




Fortunate Son

Fourteen across was auspicious, and he was writing in the p when the left side of the plane sagged out from under them, and they dipped what felt like ten feet all at once. David grabbed for his coffee as it tipped and the dregs ran all over the puzzle book; across the aisle, Archie jerked awake and looked around, sleep-confused, and then said, “Oh my gosh.” A long black line of smoke was cutting horizontally across his window.*




How to Spoil Your Pet Dragon

“Crap.”*




Hard Cheese

“Saxon was all enraged and savaged the ever-lovin’ fuck out of the poor cheese.”*




Snapshots

AU in which Kirk is deaf.

So basically he has no dad, is a child with an abusive step-father and distant mother, gets shipped to Tarsus IV and had to deal with that mess, gets shipped back to the abusive step-father and distant mother, grew up to be a brooding and self-destructive teen, gets shipped to the Academy, gets into the mess for cheating on the Kobayashi Maru, gets into the mess with Nero, and then becomes captain of the Enterprise anyway. And the kicker is that nobody (save for Bones and eventually Spock, who figures it out) realizes that Kirk can’t hear.*




Loud and Clear

“Stop repeating everything, the ear-buds pick up the sound!” Alec is beginning to suspect that the others don’t understand just how good his tech is.*