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Fair Share

Parker doesn’t have manners; she has mannerisms, some of them disturbing, some of them endearing, most of them strange.

En Avant

“My name’s Eggsy—I mean, Guinevere Unwin,” she says. “I’m—I’m in Holborn Police Station and—my mum said to call—“

Take a Chance (It Wasn’t What You Know)

It occurs to Eggsy, only when Harry’s got her on his (very soft) bed, kneeling between the spread of her thighs and kissing between the valleys of her tits, that if there is one and only one person on this

Series || Shenny Cooper for the Win

A collection of self-contained drabbles and ficlets which celebrate all things Shenny and seek to bring together our favourite Whack-a-Doodle and Warrior Princess while (hopefully) still keeping them in character.

Chasing Thursdays

Elsa has no desire to follow in her politician mother’s footsteps and Emma wants to quit working at Granny’s. They decide to open Frozen and take advantage of the summer tourist season, but Emma doesn’t count on their neighbor, tattoo

A More Lethal Dress

During a rewatch a few weeks ago, Fire_Sign made the remark that the black dress Phryne wears to dinner with Lin… (you know, the dinner where she offends Lin by implying that he knows anything about the opium trade which,

The Backup Plan

Roxy is the backup plan. But even the best of backup plans are useless if the original works just fine.

Series || Best Laid Plans

“Dude,” said Holster, his eyes huge, “that’s so sad. We gotta get them together.” “This isn’t a romcom, Holtzy, ” Ransom said, patting his arm. “I’m sure that’s not what Shitty had in mind.” “Actually,” said Shitty, “that’s exactly what

Odd One Out

“We should talk about Eliot,” Alec says, at the same time Parker says, “We should have sex in a hammock.”

Series || We Didn’t Start the Fire

We’re all wounded in our own ways. Steve Rogers is a man out of time and a hero with no one to save. Antonia Stark just might need a rescue.

The Good Brother

A reworking of Pride & Prejudice. After the events of Ramsgate Darcy makes a choice that has an drastic effect on his life before the events of Hertfordshire.

Till You or Jane Return

A part reworking of Pride & Prejudice. Jane accompanies Elizabeth to Lambton with Gardiners, with interesting results, while Lydia is refused permission to go to Brighton.

Hideaways

“You keep – ow! – ace bandages inside your jacket?” Felicity is mind-boggled by this. “Like – inside?” “Yes,” Oliver says calmly, like this is no big deal at all, like it’s totally normal for somebody to sew medical supplies

Made Up of Our Mistakes

“You tell her you love her every day, and you make the world better for both of you. It needs to be, you know, if you’re going live in it together.”

The Cyborg Arm Job

The Leverage crew run into a new friend, find some buried treasure, and fight some Nazis. It’s a pretty good day.

Feast

Unrepentant girl!Steve and Bucky smut — then and now.

Pride and Education

After the death of Mrs Bennet not long after Lydia’s birth, Mr Bennet hired a governess for his daughters and left her a free hand in raising them. With the arrival of a wealthy gentleman from London causing a splash

Hold On to Me As We Go

“I want everyone to be okay.” He shakes his head. “That’s never going to happen. You’re one bunny, and it’s the whole wide world, Carrots.” Nick pulls back to tuck his fingers under her chin, forcing her to look at

Double A Batteries

Written for the prompt: “I, uh, basically want Eichel to blow wide-eyed girl!McDavid’s mind. And for him to be kind of a dick about it.” Connor’s attempt to buy herself a vibrator is thwarted, but there’s still a happy ending.

No Need for a Knight

Eggsy grew up on the wrong side of the tracks. After dropping out of the Marines, she had to take over her mother’s profession to help support her baby sister while her mother recovers from child birth. Enter Harry, who

Whenever I’m With You

“Impressive, isn’t it?” Stu adjusts his suspenders. “Two hundred kids and not a single Nick or Nicky in the bunch. Like we were just waitin’ for you.” or: nick meets the family

Toys

“No!” she said immediately. “You want to fuck me!” he said gleefully. “No, and also we’re not even having this conversation,” she said in desperation, while her treacherous brain went right on vividly imagining every single minute of banging that

Marry in Haste: Version 1

Elizabeth Bennet marries an earl two years before Bingley lets Netherfield. Now widowed, wealthy and a peer of the realm, she has been abused by her love, a shadow of her former self. With Ramsgate in his mind, Darcy seeks

been here before, been here forever

Birthday smut for some of my favorite people in this fandom. Set in the same universe as “can’t endure, can’t inhale.”

One Eccentricity

“In the Establishment you’re allowed one eccentricity, and if you are a woman, that’s basically it.” Snippets from a cis!girl Eggsy universe. (Mostly previously posted on tumblr but now with added pegging!)

Tapestry of Lives

Witty and intelligent, Miss Elizabeth Bennet has vowed that nothing but the deepest love shall tempt her into matrimony, a tenuous prospect for a poor gentlewoman in 19th century England. She rejects an unexpected offer of marriage from wealthy Mr.

When All Else Fails

He can’t decide whether meeting her was the worst thing to ever happen to him, or the best.

The Joys and Pains of Womanhood

Eggsy is turned into a woman, and he and Harry take it upon themselves to discover the joys of his body before he gets turned back, unintentionally encountering the pains of it along the way.

Marry in Haste; Version 2

Elizabeth Bennet marries an Earl two years before Bingley lets Netherfield. While in London for the winter, Darcy has an encounter with the Earl that causes him to make her acquaintance. As their knowledge each of each other deepens, so

Fresh

Harry and Merlin are starting to partake in the farmer’s market on their lunch breaks. If Harry starts to come home with more produce than he can ever possibly use, it cannot be because of the handsome, young man at