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Not the World’s Most Masculine Man

“Admit it,” Brendon said, leaning close and purring in Ryan’s ear, “I’m pretty much the girl of your dreams.”*




The Inevitable Slide

“Keltie wants to watch us fuck,” Ryan says evenly, like it’s a perfectly rational thing to throw out there and discuss.*




Beach Music

Brendon Urie is and has always been a girl. She meets Gerard Way. Things happen.*




The Best Laid Plans

Max is leading a nation of mutants under seige with Logan’s help. What will it take for her to realize she’s chosen the wrong man to be by her side?*




Dark Alec

These are stand-alone stories, 50-90 pages long each, that are in sequence as if they’re episodes of DA Season 4 *aka DARK ALEC). They begin not too long after the novel AFTER THE DARK ends, in 2022, and incorporate material from the television show, the three novels, and THE EYES ONLY DOSSIER.*




On My Own

After Booth marries someone else, Brennan leaves for Michigan to deal with her feelings for her unattainable partner. But what happens when she discovers the wedding was a lie?*




A Theraputic Chain of Events

“I thought you were going to offer some sage, Jon Walker advice and fix everything!” Brendon said. Jon shrugged a little, grinning. “Hey, I don’t know how to fix this one. I’d say ‘move on’ or ‘find someone else’, but I’m guessing you’ve tried that so…” Jon shrugged again, “I’ve got nothing.”*




Une Femme ‘Verse

Gwen Way is a student at SVA and Frank is one of her little brother Mikey’s school friends. It’s a few weeks away from the end of the school year when happenstance brings them together.*




When I Was a Little Girl

Frank is a dyke. Period. She doesn’t like boys. At all. But if you squint (or you’re drunk enough) sometimes Gerard totally looks like a girl.*




Gerard and Rapunzel

Fairytale genderfuck. He is Gerard, and she is also Rapunzel.*




Who You Turn To When You Can’t Stand the Dark

Peter vs. John Scott.*




On Life and Living

It’s been more than a year, and John still can’t believe that Elizabeth’s gone.*




Five Years

Max Guevera… X5-452… knew she’d made a mistake. A bad one. However, not being the kind of person to readily admit her own flaws, it had taken her a very long time (over a year in fact) for her to own up to that mistake, and another four years for her to begin seeking a way to rectify it.*




A Cullen Family Christmas Carol

Carlisle striping, London Gay Bars, gingerbread puppet theatre, and lemons! Yes, it’s Christmas with the Cullen Family.*




These Are the Best Days of Our Life

High School AU. Alex doesn’t know why everyone at her high school wants Cash. Sure, she gets that he’s charming, if you like brash arseholes. And he’s not horrible looking, though those tattoos are in a class of their own.*




The Golden Age

The impure will be purged and then the Golden Age will come again.*




Three Weeks

Three more weeks until Daddy’s home.*




Walk on the Wild Side

Take a walk, but don’t get lost.*




Target

Brennan decides between her principles and the life of a friend.*




Retribution

Which is harder: staying together or staying alive?* Sequel to Target.




You’re Lovely to Me

A collection of one-shots.*




The Princess In the Tower

“Wait, okay, give me the camera!” Ellie Montrose asked her little sister Meg. Ellie was sixteen years old. Meg was eleven and she idolized her big sister.*




Dichotomy

“Daddy, look!” Mary Goodman ran up to her father with a flower in her hand. A moment later, her twin sister Emma came about with a similar plea to ‘look!’, aimed toward their mother. They came to sit with them on the ground of the park.* Sequel to The Princess in the Tower.




The Amends In Vain

“Close it off!” the ranger told the men as they made sure the campers didn’t wander into the area they’d closed off. The problem was that with this type of situation, it was hard to make sure they had the whole area. For all they knew, someone would find more pieces.* Sequel to The Princess In the Tower and Dichotomy.




Two Bodies in Denial

Booth and Brennan compete against the weather and other factors to catch a killer before another life is taken, and step our of denial of their feelings.*




Maternal Instinct

Dr. Temperance Brennan can handle remains that are thousands of years old, but can she keep up with one small child?*




The Body at the Beach

How Booth and Brennan could end up together.*




Mistake?

Dr. Temperance Brennan awoke with a splitting headache. And an arm around her.*




Undoing

This could not be in the cards for her. She didn’t want it to be this way.*




Nothing Personal

She didn’t want to get personal with Seeley Booth. He had been right when he accused her of being turned on by their fights… but that didn’t mean she wanted to get into anything personal with him.*




All That Lies Between

Open sesame.*




Just In Time

Brennan’s away, so Booth takes matters into his own hands.*




Five Secrets That Brennan Will Never Tell Booth

She’s got five secrets.*




Tear In Your Hand

Booth and Brennan cross the street.*




Unwell

The mighty Temperance Brennan was sick.*




What Happens In Vegas

After a successful case, Booth and Brennan have an evening free, and after all, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right?*




The Reality of Things

After their marriage in Vegas, Booth and Brennan must deal with real life together.* Sequel to What Happens in Vegas.




Taming of the Squint

Booth and Bones, while adjusting to an unconventional family life, stumble onto a confusing and stressful case.*




Something Rotten and Taming of the Squint

Brennan gets involved in an international plot for power, and it’s up to Booth to rescue her.*




Thanksgiving with Bones

Booth brings Brennan home for Thanksgiving strictly as a partner, but fate, namely his mother, has other things in mind.*




The Woman In the Riverbed

There is a line where passion becomes obsession and the pursuit of truth becomes a deadly gamble.*




The Man In the Lecture Hall

Following a tough case, Brennan, Booth, and the gang head to Quantico for a weekend’s training only to find it’s hard to escape your past.*




The Pair in the Park

When skeletal remains are found in a local park, Booth and Bones struggle to find answers and end up struggling against each other. Can a killer be found before Booth leaves Bones for good?* Sequel to The Man in the Lecture.




Lines (Make Me Want to Cross Them)

When it happens, like it was supposed to because there has always been a certain degree of inevitability with them, it happens like this.*




The School Days Series and the Holiday Series

Buffy goes to college. Guess who is in her class?*




Servare Vitas

Brennan helps Booth try to lay old ghosts to rest as he becomes a sniper for the FBI, a decision with life and death consequences that could change everything.*




Divine Madness

Buffy, serving canapes at her mom’s gallery, runs into a certain blonde vampire.*




All Fall Down

In Neptune, the brighter the summer sun, the deeper the shadows.*




Alive

Keith Mars doesn’t exist and Lilly is not dead.*




Keeping Count of Broken Promises

Veronica was awake at five-after-five in the morning, her stomach cramping painfully.*




Alive – Redux

Keith Mars doesn’t exist and Lilly is not dead.*




The Woman In the Riverbed

There is a line where passion becomes obsession and the pursuit of truth becomes a deadly gamble. Temperance Brennan is about to cross it.*




Surrender

She gave in to him once; she didn’t know how to do it again.*




Jungle Fever, Her Own Kind, Fair Warning

You need to request permission for these due to the rating, but so very very worth it.*




Genetics

Manticore left one last little present.*




Caper

Max needs help, Alec helps her.*




Deception

When Max found out why he was sent to her cell, she hated Manticore even more.*




Chaos

Two sisters, old women gifted with dark Magic, look into the future. They see the human race weakened. They form an evil plan to have their families rule the world and rid it of inferior beings. But a dark shadow hangs over them as a vision appears to them in their dreams: an army of genetically enhanced super soldiers with the power to destroy their ultimate goal.*




Then It Comes to Be

The Coming has arrived, and the transgenics and the familiars battle for control of Seattle.* This died when Geocities did, but if anyone know where I can find this again, pass it on.




Heart

The cell is dank and mold grows in the cracks of the walls. Renfro’s smiles are sharp and brilliant through the bars.*




The Hubbard Peak

He pretends it’s not just biology fucking them both.*




The Carpe Felis Series

Nothing beats beating people at Crash, whether it be at pool, at drinking, or at life in general.*




The Escort

To keep up appearnaces, Max seeks assistance. Searching for a backdoor to feed his greed, Alec finds curious employment. Two people who want nothing to do with love find that when love wants something to do with them, they don’t stand a chance.*




1 Alternative Girlfriend

Patrick’s eyes flew open with the realization that his boyfriend definitely should not have breasts.*




Pete/Trish pegging

Pete got it for her as a present, and he didn’t really think she’d use it, but she hadn’t even hesitated before slipping into the harness and fucking him hard. He was glazed the whole next day.*




Trish/boy!Pete

Trish/Pete demands boy!Pete. And also how she has to get herself off after shows, and her secret fantasy.*




Girl!Patrick

It should be weirder, being the only girl in FOB, but Trish is Pete’s best friend ever! He’s never going to not include her.*




Rhyme “Girl” with “Girl”

This is what we call a do over.*




Rebel Girl

And Patrick wants to say, see, thi is why so many guys are terrified to date you and you have to write emo lyrics about them.* AU, Pete has always been a girl.




Neon Eyes Are Set On You

If Pete’s perfectly honest she only feels bad about the tape because of how upset Patrick is.*




Shifting the Balance

A lot of yaoi. Influences from the west change Kenshin’s peaceful life.*




How to Be A Rockstar, by Patrick M. Stumph, Age Seventeen

Patrick never should have let Joe talk him into sharing a joint, but the bartender in this club actually served him beer and the tour is almost over and Patrick is equal parts exhausted and amped up from a really good show, and fuck it, he deserves to act like a rock star on occasion.*




A Fool Could See (I Touch Myself)

It actually made things easier, in a way, seeing Pete as a means to an end – a beautiful orgasm or two – because otherwise she might have been tempted to really fall in love with him.*




Varsity

Sam likes girls. It’s not some big thing, not anything he has to tell everybody. He just does. He likes the way they offer to lend him their notes when he misses class, how they huddle in groups by the drinking fountains, the ones who wear heels and the track stars. He likes the girl in the front of his geometry class, the one who knows the answer to every problem set, and he likes the departmental secretary, two years out of college with button down shirts that don’t close all the way. Sam likes white lace bra straps and cinnamon chewing gum and the way they look in the back of the Impala, spread out and flushed underneath his hands.*




Handled

Dean’s comfortable upper limit for one day is sixteen hours driving, so by eighteen, she’s pretty miserable, and when they stop to stretch their legs at twenty, Sam watches her from up against the car and takes the keys out of her hands when she comes back.*




From Nothing

It is the year 2007. The Slayerettes are all in their mid-twenties, still fighting the forces of darkness in Sunnydale with Giles. Spike is found by Buffy on a rescue operation, and is stunned by his condition. She vows to herself to bring him back, so he can exact revenge, but finds herself drawing closer and closer to the vampire.*




Clean

Simon, Kaylee, shower, ’nuff said.*




A New Day Dawning

Months after Early’s visit, things begin to change. Secrets are revealed and feelings are born. Will the crew be able to handle an adult River, or more importantly, will Jayne?* I’m not entirely certain about this story. Parts of the characterization is spot-on, and parts are out in left field. It certainly makes for an interesting read though.




A Mite Unpredictable

Set after Serenity, the life of the crew continues and changes as the past affects the present.*




Crazy’s Rescue Mission

When River has to rescue some of the crew, a secret she’s been hiding comes out. As a result, there’s only one person left on Serenity that she trusts, a man they call Jayne.*




How I Soar

AU, branching off near the ending of the BDM, so potentially spoilerish if you haven’t seen it.*




Make Me Believe

When a job goes bad, Simon discovers that there is a power in the ‘verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful.*




Full Disclosure

“Johnny,” she says, “this is your dad.”*




Don’t Worry If It’s Not Good Enough (For Anyone Else to Hear) or Pear Wentz’s Bedtime Story #1356

“Well,” Pete says slowly, “did I ever tell you about that time the music was banned?”*




One of the Darkness, One of the Light

Buffy is forced into a prophecy involving Spike. Can they both survive it?*




Radical Feminism

Dean turns into a girl. Sam has… issues.*




Gender Studies

Sam and Dean spend the afternoon wading through the swamp around a voodoo priestess’s cabin in New Orleans, and by the time they get back to the hotel, it’s all Sam can do to take a shower and climb into bed.* Sequel to Radical Feminism.




A Boy Named Sue

After Objects In Space, Jayne’s plans to get rid of the moonbrained girl ends in many an unexpected consequence.*




Lexicon

The year she turns sixteen, Sam’s Christmas list to her father has exactly three things on it: a house, a real Christmas tree, and the OED. Her list to Dean is a little better, offered up at three am, half asleep against his shoulder as they’re driving through Ohio.*




Oxford

Dean won’t stop stealing his clothes.*




You’re Pretty Good Looking (For a Girl)

Rodney crossed his arms under his breasts. “Well, this is stupid. And typical. Both my opportunities for hot gay sex and heterosexual sex are ruined!”*




Requesting a Fly-by

Logan plays a Halloween trick on Veronica, and ends up treating her as well.*




Kissing

Meditating on the OT4.*




But Some Things Never Stop Being Funny

This story starts at svmadelyn’s It Stops Being Funny At Skirts, takes the optional scenic route along thisisbone’s Skirting the Issue, (both of which you should read first), and then veers off and takes the side road in a different direction.*




They Say I’m a Bad Man, and They’re Right

Dean is creepily, incestuously interested in Sam. But this isn’t one of those “OMG INCEST IS SO HAWT” stories, so– I’m just warning you. It’s creepy. And maybe you should’t read it. SIGH!*




Just Being Around You Offers Me Another Form of Relief

Inexplicable, unexplainable bodyswap leads to Jensen getting to know Sophia a little better than he maybe wants.*




Turnabout Is Fair Play

Logan helps Veronica overcome a certain insecurity.*




Mostly Products Created By Nature

Bob Bryar is not dreamy. Bob Bryar looks like the kind of guy who could fuck you up in a back alley, but doesn’t care enough about you to actually do it. Greta has had the most inconvenient crush on Bob Bryar since freshman year.*




The Sweet Spot

“Responsibility” should be Spencer Smith’s middle name (except it’s James). After all, not many people would sacrifice their lives to run the family bakery and raise their twin sisters. But now the girls are grown, and Spencer has to learn to put his own needs first! And Brendon, the Sweet Spot’s newest regular, might just be what Spencer’s looking for. But will Brendon’s past get in the way of their present?*




Res Gestae

When Dean disappears on a hunt, the last thing Sam expects is the help of another psychic in trying to find him. The search doesn’t go well, and when Dean walks back into his life, it’s with the news that tears the world out from under them both.*




Memories

Takes place a year or two after the end of the game… Some things change, some things remain the same. First in the Sands of Time series.*




A Ghost of a Chance

Spike is cursed and helping Buffy. Guess who falls in love?*




And Weather in the Heart Alike

The first time Bob ever sees Trish, he can’t actually see her at first. He’s twenty, home from school for Thanksgiving, and his buddy Kyle drags him out to a club to see some band that sucks.*




He Did It With Shoes

Spencer’s Mom really kind of loves Bob. Follows Girl!Spencer. Wait, what?*




Girl!Spencer is For. The. Fucking. Win.

It’s all Pete Wentz’s fault, the t-shirts.*




Hear Me Out

It’s not so much the turning into a girl that’s a problem; that’s happened before. It’s the fact that Frank doesn’t turn back.*




Test of Wills

“I’ve got doctors screaming at me to let them take you apart, see where this stubborn streak comes from, and I could do that. But I want you to do what I say. And remember it.”*




Girlverse: girl!Spencer/Bob

They started flirting the first time they met, when Pete took Spencer and Brendon to see MCR.*




Getcha, Getcha, Getcha, Getcha

Veronica and Logan punking each other.*




Because I Had to Write It, Damn It

Okay, so you know that story going around about Sandy’s roommate talking about how cute and funny Jared is and how they get him to change lightbulbs for them?*




25 Days of Bandom Xmas – Day One

It’s all Pete Wentz’s fault, the matching tshirts.*




The Only Boy In the Band

Pete sometimes wanted to form an “only-boy-in-the-band” club. He could ask Ryan to join.*




He’s Her Chemical Scream

“Yeah,” Pete continues, rolling his eyes before pinning his glare back on her, “the reputation we’d have for letting out barely-legal singer get her shit touched on stage while the three guys in the band sat back and watched. Real nice. Sign me up for that rep.”




Wait, What?

Spencer Smith can rattle off like a list of things she thinks are wrong with her life.*




Build a House Inside of You

Andie woke up to the sunlight shining right in her eyes. That was so fucking wrong. Her room didn’t even face east, so what the…*




Enough

First time oral. Established relationship.




Always, and Again

“Hotel night!” Brendon chirps, inserting herself into the middle of the cluster of people and bags in the lobby. “I call Spencer!”*




Johnny Come Early

Really, the title says it all.




Girls, Girls, Girls

Ray was vaguely annoyed at Fraser for linking the fact that – for reasons that didn’t need exploring at this goddamned juncture – Ray had breasts.*




The Girl at the Rock Show

High school sucks, parents suck. Frankie is a 15 year old punk rock chick who pretty much hates her life. Her parents are always fighting, her mom is a bitch, she is not really popular. Then, she meets Gerard, a senior who spends his days watching clouds and stars and playing D&D.*




Calenture

And here they are, swinging down the side of a mountain at roughly the speed of goddamn, at what-the-fuck? o’clock in the morning, and Brendon doesn’t understand how sleeping could possibly be better than this.*




Beyond the Sea

Marine Biology student Patrick Stump was looking to get away from everything when he signed up for an internship, but he didn’t expect to get sent all the way to southern Ireland. He’s been assigned to work with Pete Wentz and his whale watching tour business, and though he’d never admit it, the town and its crazy inhabitants may hold exactly what he’s been searching for.*




Punk Rock Princess

Gabriela Saporta isn’t some pop princess. From Humble Beginnings to Midtown to Cobra Starship, she lives life her own way and damn the consequences.*




anon_lovefest: post #69

“This would be so much easier if you’d just be you, you know.”*




anon_lovefest: post #73

So maybe they have half an hour until bus call, and neither of them have even showered since they got there last night, and it’s really kind of disgusting how much sex they’ve had. But Brendon has Spencer to herself. In a hotel room. For the first time in, like, twenty cities.*




NINJA

“We are your losers, your loud weirdoes, your science stars, your shy, retiring band geeks,” Kevin thinks, and sets off for the stage.*




When I’m Around Her

It turns out coming to terms with a shift in sexual orientation isn’t any easier the second time around.*




Not Time’s Fool

A story in 21 parts, featuring an Ancient Greek curse, an unexpected metamorphosis, adventures in pool sharking, numerous shots of tequila, a nun outfit, zombies, angels, demons, kidnappings, startling discoveries about old acquaintances, massage, a game of strip poker, girl-on-girl action, girl-on-boy action, and boy-on-boy action. Despite my expectations or inclinations, it swiftly became clear that this story was going to be Sam/Dean. And, indeed, it is. Because my muse likes to fuck with me.*




Wuthering Heights and Stormy Nights

When Bry thought about her post-touring future, she always imagined herself crusading for truth, justice, and girls in the music scene. She’d picture herself managing female artists and female bands because that was where her passion lay, showing that girls had a place in the scene and a right to take it up. She never imagined My Chemical Romance.*




The Five Stages of Grief Are Not Linear

Bella, Jasper, and Emmett’s father dies. Bella comes home to Forks to take care of younger brother Jasper until arrangements can be made. Family friend Edward steps in to help.*




The One Where Jensen Turns Into a Girl

Jensen wakes up to find that he’s a girl. He and Jared try to figure out what to do, and how it will affect their relationship.*




The Abracadabra Series

Willow is on a mission. Is Angel ready for her?*




Slaying Retreat

Spike’s home gets invaded for the annual Slaying Retreat.*




You Just Fall

A Spike look-a-like shows up at the University of Sunnydale, and Buffy is sent to Mexico to find the real one.*




Humanitis

Spike comes down with a case of Humanitis.*




Fairy Tales

Buffy and Co. end up in an alternate universe.*




Sweet Kiwi (Your Juices Dripping Down My Chin)

Jensen maybe, kind of, sort of has an oral fixation.*




Only the Good Die Young

Ghosts of the past and horrors of the present come to haunt Benson and Stabler.*




No Wife

They don’t have to be weird about this.*




First Kiss

When Peter is in danger, Tinkerbell and Wendy become unlikely allies to try to save the boy they both love. But why exactly does Peter need saving? And from what?*




On My Own

Reluctantly running the family house and estate on an island off the West Coast of Scotland, having inadvertantly run it towards bankruptcy, ex-soldier Edward Cullen has help forced upon him by the bank, in the shape of one I. Swan.*




Private Tutor

Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she’s used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason?*




Reality Minus Expectations

When it comes to Aspen’s social scene, event planner Bella Swan is a smash success. Her marriage, however, crashed and burned. The town’s newest real estate attorney arrives in time to add some heat of his own to take away the sting.*




Tropic of Virgo

He’s a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she’s a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection.*




A Rough Start

Overnight, irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a five-year-old. Meanwhile, responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly.*




Answering Bell

Edward gave up his dream when his family needed him and Bella is finding hers after heartbreak. Neither may be ready to start a relationship, but can the undeniable attraction be ignored?*




Behind the Clouds

When it’s time for the Cullen vampire clan to leave their home in Chicago, an old vision of Alice’s dictates their next move. Six years earlier, Edward Masen had been a patient of Carlisle’s: young, innocent, broken, and blissfully unaware of his destiny.*




Elemental

When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?*




Eye Contact

Bella Swan made a choice in life, one that led her to Edward Cullen. But are her feelings for him strong enough to survive the complications that will most certainly follow, as well as the disapproval of those around them?*




Hiding In Plain Sight

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn’t safe, Emmett hides Bella where he can keep an eye on her. He hides her in his brother’s house.*




Inked

Edward is a college student/tattoo artist. Bella stumbles into his shop one day to get another tattoo… and then ends up in one of his classes. What happens when sexual tension erupts? Will they realize they are perfect for each other?*




Marked

Bella follows Edward to California, encouraging him to start his own shop. What happens when they start living together and making a life for themselves?* Sequel to Inked.




Making the Cut

When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends?*




Library Rendezvous

Two strangers, three months of flirting, one night of passion leading to a forever.*




Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary

Bella Swan spent the first two years of her life in Forks developing a friendship with Jacob Black that finally turned into something more. As she begins her senior year of high school, a new family moves to town and Bella slowly begins to question the path she thought her life would follow. Sometimes there is a difference between what you think you need and what you never knew you wanted. Takes place during the timeframe of New Moon and Eclipse.*




The Blessing and the Curse

By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme’s dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction?* This is dark and disturbing and creepy.




The Cannabean Betrothal

Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life.*




Her Own Kind

An embarrassing moment in Max’s life leads her to a realization about her relationship with Logan.* You’ll need to request this, but it is amazingly worth it.




May It Be

Trina asks Veronica for a small… okay, large favor.*




Holding Out For You

After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It’s a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again.*




(Second) First Time

She was determined to do this. To take back her body, and was grateful, so grateful, that he was the one who was going to fight this battle with her.*




For the Sake of a Friend

AU from the pilot.*




Home for the Holidays

Veronica learns the true meaning of Christmas. Which is baseball. Definitely baseball.*




Rhapsody

A reclusive, idiosyncratic composer and a beautiful, eclectic dog walker cross paths for six months without ever meeting. What happens when they work up the courage to talk to each other?*




The Artist in the Ambulance

While trying to run from his future, Edward gets into a car accident. Bandaged head to toe, his disdain for hospital staff extends even to the woman who saved his life. Without the aid of his good looks, does he stand a chance?*




Marriage Is a Rocky Road

Veronica woke from a light doze to feel the mattress shifting beneath her stiff, cramped body.*




When the Lights Are Dim

She’s more than tired of this argument. To be honest, she’s ready to give up on it all if it means never having this argument again.*




Beyond the Pale

Veronica learns…*




Sometimes a Little Magic Goes a Long Way

Total sextoy crack!fic.*




You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling

A crackalicious sequel to Sometimes a Little Magic Goes a Long Way.*




Survivors

School resumes in the fall.*




All My Blood

Future fic. Is it too late?*




Unbreak Broken

Oh, he’s a sneaky one, he is.*




To Catch a Diary Thief

Veronica works on the case of the stolen diary, unaware that Logan and Wallace are independently working on it as well. Throughout the investigation, Veronica and Logan are coming to terms with their relationship.*




Who Am I

Lily lived, but things still changed drastically…*




Touch

Bobby’s words seemed to echo in the room long after Sam hung up the phone. “We need to go back and look again. Maybe we missed something,” Sam pleaded. His voice sounded small, insubstantial against the weight of Bobby’s assertion. “It’s worth a try, Dean.”* Sequel to Rain on the Window.




Fully Retractable

Spoilers for AHBL2. Set just after that; featuring Happy Hedonist Dean.*




Coffee Shop Encounters

How different would the G-boys lives be if they were never soliders and met up in college?*




The Way You Love Me

Third in the trilogy. Sequel to Finding Our Normal. Search for the author name when you get kicked back to the listings.




The Experiment

Someone from the alien’s race contacts them and takes them to a camp where they were to receive training before returning to their planet. Or maybe for something else?* First in the trilogy. No way to link directly, so just search the author name when you’re kicked back to the listings.




Finding Our Normal

Max and Liz are back in Roswell. It’s nearing the end of their summer holidays and one or more of the aliens from the opposing race has found them. They are also trying to conduct their relationship under the watchful eye of their parents.* Sequel to The Experiment. You may have to search a bit.




Things That Never Happened Between Bones & Booth

A series of one-shots in response to the 5 Things That Never Happened challenge. Each chapter covers something that didn’t happen between Booth and Brennan, but could have.*




Chinese After Midnight

Booth knew that having a job for the FBI came with risks.*




Miss Winchester’s Unsuitable Suitor

In which Miss Samantha Winchester, in order to escape an unwanted suitor and reunite with her beloved brother (who has been at sea fighting Napoleon for the past four years), travels to London in the company of Mrs. Ellen Harvelle and her daughter Jo, and has a number of adventures.*




Snapshot

Firstly, post-finale, I went desperately looking for some nice, happy, goofy and domestic Logan/Veronica. You know how much I found? None at all! Woe!  So…*




Controlled Burn

Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and got hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire.*




Citizen Erased

Charlie lands Edward in jail. Hilarity and community service ensue. However, while on a community service assignment in the lesser known areas around Forks, an encounter leaves Edward and Bella with a much bigger problem on their hands.*




Bright Like the Sun

When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way…*




Counterpoint

Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen year old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter at the Art Museum changes everything.* Flipside of Art After 5.




The Memoirs

What would have happened if Clark was more in touch with his alien side?*




Masques

Michael is acting strangely, even for him. Maria needs a distraction. Chaos ensues…*




UnMasqued

Michael finds out he’s not quite who or what he thinks he is.* Sequel to Masques.




Things That Never Happened Between Bones & Booth

A series of one-shots in response to the 5 Things That Never Happened challenge. Each chapter covers something that didn’t happen between Booth and Brennan, but could have.*




Elaisias

Buffy, Spike, Willow, and Angel get sucked into a computer game.*




Every October

The prophecy cast: “She will be born for you.” Years of observance turned into love and Edward Cullen could not stay away anymore. Now she needs his protection. How can Edward deny his fate when he is the only one that can save her?*




Daughter of Volterra

Bella is a newborn vampire in Volterra with no human memories and an aversion to human blood. Aro decides to send her to live with the Cullens. Will Bella ever uncover her past? Will she find what she’s missing? What’s Aro’s master plan?*




Deconstructing Dracula

Fear, insecurity. They manifest themselves in different ways. An opportunity to spend 6 months in London working on a dissertation sets the wheels in motion, radically changing the live of 4 people in ways they never would have expected.*




High Anxiety

Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of.*




Hydraulic Level 5

Critics hailed Edward Cullen’s novels as “masterful” and “brimstone beauty”–a genius of our time. Eh. I gave him my heart when I was four…and still, he left me for his stupid vampire books. Now he’s an NYC elite…and I have extreme sports in Forks, WA.*




In Dreams

Separated by 1,800 miles Bella Swan and Edward Cullen dream of each other every night. When Cullen moves to Forks can they fight the fact that they are each others dream lover?*




Irritable Grizzly Adams

Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?*




The Port Angeles Players

New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare’s “Much Ado About Nothing”. Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Is it curtains-up on love?*




The Vampire in the Basement

While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it’s a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man.*




Tropic of Gemini

He’s a young philosopher with a temper, she’s a small girl who sees a big future. When old ghosts and past history affect the present, can the band survive?*




La canzone della Bella Cigna

A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous?*




Volition

It’s Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella’s worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel?*




Lost and Found

Bella is now a teacher at Forks HS. What old and new friends will she find? What happens when she is reunited with an old crush? A realistic look of life, love, and the pursuit of happiness. Is true love only found in fairytales?*




Miss My Lion

Picks up in New Moon. Bella saved Edward in Italy & Edward explains why he left, but should Bella have forgiven him so easily? Their relationship must change in order to continue but where will this new maturity take them?*




When Fiction Becomes Reality




Only Human

A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward.*




Past and Present

Bella has been a vampire for centuries by the time Twilight starts. Carlisle and Bella have been friends for 200 years, but she hasn’t seen or spoken to him since Edward was changed. Carlisle has been lying to Edward about his human life and change.*




Crazy Little Thing Called Love

Kagome goes home to spend a relaxing summer vacation with her 20th century friends, but InuYasha decides he’s been left out of her fun for the last time! Shippou the kitsune tags along to watch him make an ass of himse– I mean, keep him out of trouble.*




Turnabout Is Fair Play

With Kouga being the one to unwittingly break the news to Kagome, an entirely different confrontation has presented itself. Especially when InuYasha brings himself into the middle of it all, even with the best intentions…*




Before the Sky Darkens

“It feels safe here,” she says, staring out towards the trees on the edge of the property. “No ghosties in the attic, no beasties lurking in the woods. We’re like a normal family.”*




Beyond Tomorrow

SesshouMaru has uncovered the mystery of what Kagome means to all youkai-kind. He must now win her love before time runs out.*




White Chocolate

Part two of the Chocolate Series. Where has Harry been all these years?*




Saying Goodbye

He didn’t know why she couldn’t say goodbye.*




Aftermath

Picks up immediately after the mini-series ends. What I think happens next.*




Oestrus Perturbatio

Saving a child and the O.Z. has unexpected consequences.*




The Consort

Before she becomes Queen, DG reluctantly asks her most trusted friend, Wyatt Cain, to be her Consort. When Cain must leave on a dangerous mission, DG realizes that she’s fallen in love with her husband, and he with her, but is it too late?*




Enterprise High

A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities.* Oh my god, best thing ever.




Holed Up

They weren’t supposed to get stuck out here. Of course, he wasn’t supposed to get shot either. At least they were good at making the best of things.*




Until the Fall

Sequel to “Of Light”. After an annual of living in the O.Z., DG and Cain set out to complete the task given to her by the Gale. Soon, she must learn that there is always more to everything than first meets the eye.*




Of Light

The Emerald must be returned to its Guardian, and DG is left behind. But when a generations-old threat resurfaces, DG must gather more than courage to save her sister, and find Wyatt Cain.*




If It’s Worth Saving Me

With the eclipse behind them DG finds that life as a Princess isn’t all the fairytales made it out to be. Weighed down by rules, duty and loneliness, can the unlikely friendship of a certain Tin man make her feel that ‘there’s no place like home’ again?*




The Good Witch

The witch is gone, but that doesn’t mean the war is over. No happily ever after in sight.*




Guardian

At a ball held to honor the heroes of the double eclipse, Cain receives the most important appointment of his life: to protect and defend the princesses of the O.Z.*




Marching on Antietam

In a post-Eclipse O.Z., they were a long way from happily ever after.*




With Music

DG is never getting married, ever, which suits Wyatt Cain very well, since he will deny his feelings for her until his dying breath. But Ahamo and Lurline have other plans.*




Home

For a Princess and a Tin Man, the most important adventure to come may lie in discovering where their hearts truly belong.*




A Delicate Situation

When DG passes out after the eclipse, everybody just chalks it up to the big let down after the final battle. Unfortunately for DG, she finds out soon enough the cause is much more serious. She’s pregnant. Upon telling her parents, they insist she gets married. The tenuous hold of the House of Gale on the kingdom is at stake. With the OZ on the brink of a Civil War and the threat against the royal family growing daily, no amount of arguing is going to get her out of this one.

Cain wants nothing more than to save his friend from a loveless marriage with a stranger. He offers to step up to be her husband and the child’s father, and much to DG’s horror, her parents agree. Now, DG finds herself married, pregnant with another man’s child, and struggling to adjust to a life she barely remembers. When friendship starts to turn into something deeper, will Cain open up to let her in, or will he break DG’s heart?*




Making Memories of Us

The Witch was dead. They all should have lived happily ever after, but sadly, they were smack dab in the middle of OZ’s version of real life.*




Stand My Ground

A continuation of where Tin Man left us all hanging.*




Better or Worse

Even after a year and a half, it still felt odd being back in Kansas. This story follows DG through situations that vary from good to bad. You’ll have to read to find out more.*




Obvious

It was perfectly obvious to everyone else.*




Heart of Gold, Heart of Tin

Series of ficlets on what could have been.*




Coronation

Everyone thought DG would be the perfect Queen of the O.Z. She wished she had their confidence. Series of stories chronicling DG’s reign… and all the problems therein.*




Gentle Not the Heart

A year after the eclipse, DG and Cain surrendered to their feelings. Everything was bliss until DG was called upon to help secure an heir for a neighboring country. Cain, unable to bear the loss of his princess, leaves to make the way clear for the marriage to happen. Five years later, he returns at the request of the House of Gale. DG, her husband and her son have been kidnapped, and it’s up to the regions best tracker to find her. Pain, loss, danger and lies pave the road of the Tinman and his Princess. Will this be their final goodbye or can the damage be undone?*




Catalyst

She really needed to put a better lock on her door because Cain was definitely violating her personal space. Then again, knowing him, he’d shoot the lock off and then where would she be? Probably in a room that had a door with a smoking hole in it.*




If Things Were Different

What would have happened if DG had never heard the witch? What if she had grown up in the Outer Zone knowing who she was and what she was supposed to be? Would it be what her family expected or would she have veered off in another direction entirely?*




Infatuation

Jim could only look up at Spock, wide-eyed, and ask, “What?”*




After His World Stopped

Cain and DG come to terms with their new lives after the eclipse.*




When Her World Didn’t Stop

Companion piece to After His World Stopped. Cain and DG learn to work as a team to help the O.Z.*




Don’t Bring Me Flowers

Jen Kirk is being courted and, for reasons that are perfectly logical, Spock objects.*




girl!Kirk/Spock st_xi_kink

girl!Kirk/Spock, teaching him to go down on her (because you know Spock would perform the most through cunnilingus known to alienkind)*




Girls Are Great

Girl gets off. Girl thinks about getting off. Girl gets off again. Girl just happens to be Spock, who used to be a guy.* Oh my god.




The Native

The relationship that started it all – Sarek/Amanda. How a logical guy like Sarek fell for a human, and why he would defy his people to marry her.*




Repertoire

Chris feels that Zach is lacking something in his sexual repertoire and enlists Zoe to help him out.*




Solace

Uhura gets pregnant and gets an abortion. Spock finds out and can’t continue their relationship. He finds solace in an unexpected place.*




In Time of War

An alternate universe Zutara story. Even if a relationship starts out the worst possible way, can destiny find a way for things to work out between them after all?*




Rectifying the Situation

Kirk manages to get himself turned into a girl for 48hrs or so, and of course once he’s been deemed healthy he runs off to have some fun, alone, in his room. Spock walks in later to find Kirk frantically finger-fucking himself but not quite able to get himself (herself?) to orgasm… it is only logical that Spock rectify this situation. Multiple times. After making Kirk beg for it. Perhaps he will then allow Kirk to fuck himself on his cock and finally let him get off by himself.*




Sometimes a Happy Ending Is Just a New Beginning

Zutara, set two years after Sozin’s Comet, with some Sukka and Taang thrown in for good measure!*




My Heart Burns for You

Four years have passed since the end of the war, but as they meet again and encounter many things Zuko and Katara realize that what their hearts truly burn for is for one another. Can they love each other knowing they’ll hurt those that love them?*




Hybrid

Post Avatar. Jake Sully has a new life with the Omaticaya, and his life mate Neytiri. Humans have left. But he knows they will come back, and he’ll be ready when they do.*




I Promise You

Before Zuko sailed away to stop a rebellion he promised Katara to return, but on the way back home he encounters obstacles. Court begins to force Katara to remarry, but she knows Zuko is still alive. Can Zuko arrive in time to take back his wife?*




Let Your Loss Be Your Lesson

“Try to look on the bright side, kid,” he says awkwardly, feeling pretty damn under qualified for this situation. “It’s not all bad. I have it on good authority there are some benefits.”*




Incidentally

Another meme fic! Would you look at that. Jim wakes up with girl parts, freaks out, and runs to Spock. Spock takes the opportunity to sex him up a bit. The two of them are emotionally retarded for a few long paragraphs, and then complications ensue.*




The Odd Jobs Series

Parker recruits Eliot for a side job. Comedy and horror ensue.*




Survival By Eliot (The Eliot Spencer Guide to Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse)

When a virus ends the world in a plague of zombies, Eliot Spencer travels the country around with Parker and Hardison, helping pick up the pieces. Hardison builds a website.*




D-Seventeen-D-Zero

Tony’s testing out some new armor, but he’s late getting home — which means Pepper has every reason to experiment with some of his armor’s more interesting systems.*




The Wrapped Around Your Finger Job

Someone from Eliot’s past shows up, and if Alec doesn’t stop flirting with her, Eliot is going to kill him.*




The Juggling and Other Stuff Job

Parker wants to try out some new toys. Eliot’s game in every possible way, and so is Alec (even if Alec can’t juggle the way Eliot can).*




A Casual, Easy Thing

“You conferenced my freak out?”*




Maine ‘verse

Eliot listened to the now familiar sounds of his colleagues footsteps and the muffled thud of his own sturdy, rubber soled boots, which stopped, seemingly of their own volition.*




Acting Out

Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP – there’s plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. Even if you’re not a Jake fan, you’ll like Jake here – trust me!*




Girl, You’re Like a Weird Vacation

It takes a lot of persuading to get “Spock” and “shore leave” to interact on any meaningful level.*




Fiona: The Client

Fiona is taken to Ireland during “Long Way Back” and Sam and Michael go after her.*




Driven Outside and Driven In

Five Times Nick and Mia would’ve totally Done It had it not been for the fact that this is a kid’s movie.*




All or Nothing

In spite of all their differences, Sesshoumaru and Kagome discover common ground… on the ice. A whirlwind romance of the Olympic variety.*




Unspoiled

Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time.*




Affliction’s Sons

There’s been an outbreak on New Vulcan: Vulcan men of all ages are going through Pon Farr years earlier than expected.*




The Misapprehension of Bella Swan

The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella’s resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story.*




A Girl Like Jim

After a problem involving pheromones and the transporter, Jim has been turned into a girl. How will he deal with his new body, a new outlook, and a certain monthly gift do you suppose? How will the rest of the crew?*




Dancing With Scissors

Kagome’s niece is left orphaned by a tragic car wreck, leaving Kagome to raise her alone. Or so she thought…help comes from an unexpected source, Sesshoumaru.*




The Syndrome

Kagome finds herself homeless thanks to her rowdy roomies and has to move in with her best guy friends… and Sesshoumaru. The taiyoukai finds him self suffering from a strange combination of ailments, something his father calls simply ‘The Syndrome’.*




What Your Eyes Can Do

Sesshoumaru is wishing he’d just stayed home when he sees her across the room. Her eyes paralyze him, full of promises of great pleasures to come. It was supposed to be a one night stand, but will one night be enough?*




What Your Eyes Did To Me

Sequel to What Your Eyes Can Do. Two months later, will Sesshoumaru’s luck turn so he can finally find Kagome? How will he react to discovering her relationship with Inuyasha?*




Peace Treaty

After centuries of war between humans and demons, a new peace treaty is proposed to put an end to the misery and destruction. It is a marital alliance with Kagome and Sesshoumaru at the center.*




Steady As She Goes

It sort of sneaks up on him, halfway through the train ride to Niagara Falls, during an innocuous moment when Parker casually props her feet up on an empty seat, her calf brushing his in the cramped space.*




Have It All

Merlin is made into a girl when Arthur gets him out of the tree. Cue massive teasing, underwear shopping, and newfound lust.*




Reclamation

Secrets were something you really couldn’t keep in the BAU. Not when surrounded by the finest minds in the world, all focused on ferreting out secrets and uncovering subterfuge. *




Lab Partners

“It’s not that I don’t understand the allure.” Sasha Reid said leaning back in her chair and sipping from her water glass. “I just don’t understand what the big deal is.” Her honey brown eyes narrowed as Derek chuckled in a smug way.*




The Brilliant Find a Date for Kyouya Plan

Due to a HILARIOUS MISHAP, Tamaki thinks Haruhi is in love with Kyouya, and decides to hatch a brilliant plan to keep Kyouya from Haruhi and show Haruhi how fickle love is. But who is right for Kyouya, anyway? How much does Haruhi know? Why are the twins so smug? And where did the chalkboard in the garden come from? *




Time Of Your Life

It probably all started with the breakup.*




Sleight of Hand

Heists, experiments, dreams and lies.*




Or Be Drowned In Blissful Confusion

Kris/Adam AU. Adam and Kris are in high school. Adam starts a gay/straight alliance and Katy and her friends want to join. Katy is dating Kris, and she makes him come along. He realizes he has feelings for Adam/is gay/etc. Something about them working together in the GSA, too, if you can.*




Snapshots

“Lie awake in bed at night, and think about your life, do you want to be different? It’s time to forget about the past, to wash away what happened last” – 30 Seconds to Mars, A beautiful lie.*




You Don’t Need to Walk a Mile in My Shoes

It’s time, probably past time, that Eliot needs to leave. His lovers view things differently.*




Hiding in Plain Sight

When a serial killer murders three marines on Atlantis, NCIS are called in to investigate. However, their arrival brings complications for everyone – revealing a lie, a prophecy, a secret and a nemesis. *




These Words About a Girl

“It’s more or less forgotten until the VMAs- when Bill- fucking Bill- appears at Mike’s elbow and goes, “Michael, I’ve mentioned Demi to you before, haven’t I? Oh, and this is her bosom companion, Miss Katherine Jonas.”*




It’s a Man’s World

She’s the only girl in a rock band. Surrounded by men, can she find the one right for her? Good thing she has her twin brother to help her, right?*




Menage Au Inu

Inuyasha leapt from tree to tree running faster than he’d ever run in his life. “Fucking bastard!” he snarled to himself while his eyes searched the distance. “I’m gonna fucking kill him!”*




Butterflies

Tom is a hopeless romantic who meets Billie, the veritable girl of his dreams. But maybe she’s not as perfect as he had thought.*




Half-Way Gone

“We should probably go soon, anyway,” she says. “There’s an unconscious man in the ladies’ bathroom with ‘wanker’ written on his forehead – people are going to start asking questions.”*




Skin Deep

Clark among the women.*




Metal Heart

She’s never heard a love story like this one.*




Glass Half Full

A transgenic family moves in to TC. They were former breeding partners, and they’re now raising their son together. Unlike Gem, the daddy didn’t ‘desert’ and they’re one big, happy, transgenic family. Using this family as a backdrop, Max sees Alec in a new way and what he would be like if the Breeding Program had been successful?*




On Your Every Body (Though Your Skin Will Come Unmarked)

Arthur + Eames + Eames’s ability to present as female on the dream plane = porn.*




Swan Princess Nate ‘Verse

Brad falls in love with a girl. Turns out she’s a man by day.*




Some Assembly Required

Tony Stark is trying to set up a new superhero team when he’s given a sex change, courtesy of Victor von Doom. He copes with that about as well as you’d expect.*




Call Me Jim

Jim (always a girl) meets Spock and utterly confuses him. I especially love the part with Spock asking his dad for advice on how to deal with the illogical species of humans, and Sarek’s response, which I feel completely encapsulates the idea and spirit of IDIC.*




You Get Your Life Back

Some days it’s hard to feel good about the vampire rights movement, but one thing’s for sure: the vampires sure saved radio. The middle of the night used to be total dead time. Now the vampires play good music, and lots of people call in. Even the ads are interesting; DJ Danny Breaux does them live, and he’s got a nice voice, smooth, like he’s talking right to you. “So if you’re out by Route 167, you should stop in and see the good folks at Night Tee Night, central Louisiana’s only all-night golf course. Tell ‘em Danny from KBTR sent you and get a free bucket of luminous balls…” His voice is familiar, soothing. Maybe late night DJs were always vampires, Sookie thinks.*




Know Thyself

Sookie gets a visit from a Viking and the night goes terribly awry!*




Happiness Is a Warm Tazer

Jane and Darcy are being moved to New York to work at S.H.I.E.L.D. It’s a whirlwind of a summer and Darcy doesn’t even have her iPod back, but not for lack of trying.*




Modern Romance

Brad goes back to Iraq, even though he’s in love.*




Death Eatin’ a Cracker

Sookie gets a career offer she can’t refuse.*




Take That, Bembridge Scholars!

The world has been saved and there’s really only one thing left to do. Evy writes a strongly worded letter to the Bembridge Scholars. Oh, she gets married, too.* This is literally everything I wanted for the time between the two movies.