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Take That, Bembridge Scholars!

the archivist — Tue, 15 May 2012 06:00:34 +0000

The world has been saved and there’s really only one thing left to do. Evy writes a strongly worded letter to the Bembridge Scholars. Oh, she gets married, too.* This is literally everything I wanted for the time between the two movies.

Death Eatin’ a Cracker

the archivist — Tue, 15 May 2012 06:00:22 +0000

Sookie gets a career offer she can’t refuse.*

Modern Romance

the archivist — Thu, 10 May 2012 06:00:03 +0000

Brad goes back to Iraq, even though he’s in love.*

Happiness Is a Warm Tazer

the archivist — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 06:00:23 +0000

Jane and Darcy are being moved to New York to work at S.H.I.E.L.D. It’s a whirlwind of a summer and Darcy doesn’t even have her iPod back, but not for lack of trying.*

Know Thyself

the archivist — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 06:00:08 +0000

Sookie gets a visit from a Viking and the night goes terribly awry!*

You Get Your Life Back

the archivist — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 06:00:00 +0000

Some days it’s hard to feel good about the vampire rights movement, but one thing’s for sure: the vampires sure saved radio. The middle of the night used to be total dead time. Now the vampires play good music, and lots of people call in. Even the ads are interesting; DJ Danny Breaux does them live, and he’s got a nice voice, smooth, like he’s talking right to you. “So if you’re out by Route 167, you should stop in and see the good folks at Night Tee Night, central Louisiana’s only all-night golf course. Tell ‘em Danny from KBTR sent you and get a free bucket of luminous balls…” His voice is familiar, soothing. Maybe late night DJs were always vampires, Sookie thinks.*

Call Me Jim

the archivist — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 06:00:24 +0000

Jim (always a girl) meets Spock and utterly confuses him. I especially love the part with Spock asking his dad for advice on how to deal with the illogical species of humans, and Sarek’s response, which I feel completely encapsulates the idea and spirit of IDIC.*