Thousands of years ago Pandora’s Box was opened and evil let out into the world. Now it’s time for the box to be opened again and at the center of an age old prophecy stands two young men; Jared Padalecki, whose heart was broken five years ago and whose visions might prove to be the death of him, and Jensen Ackles who’s spent the last five years running from the monster he’s become, and the man he can’t let himself love. Will they be able to fulfill their destiny and release the missing part of their soul, or will they perish trying as so many have before them?*
When the invasion came, no one was ready. Humanity faltered. We died by the thousands, then by the millions. Nationals fell before them before the survivors could begin to hold them back.*
“Admit it,” Brendon said, leaning close and purring in Ryan’s ear, “I’m pretty much the girl of your dreams.”*
In the town of Modest, it was ten thirty in the morning. The toilet paper factory the town’s economy rested upon was up and running, steam billowing from tall towers rising high above the entire town.*
Spencer, Ryan concluded, had some kind of magical powers. That, or the uncanny ability to sweet-talk his boyfriend’s friend’s friend’s security guards into getting them on the guest list for this entirely swanky, if rather vacuous and showy, party. It was LA, Ryan expected nothing less; he’d left his wide-eyed wonder behind somewhere around the third semester at UCLA when he realized this was just another city and he was just another music studies major.*
As I’m sure some of you will already know, sometimes a shop evolves into much more than a shop. It becomes a place where people go when they feel sad, or happy, or when they need sanctuary from the rituals of day-to-day life.*
Time marches on, as it is wont to do, and things quickly settle down after the drama on and around Valentine’s Day. With the tension between Ryan and Brendon now converted into an almost sickeningly sweet relationship, the atmosphere in Little Things is back to its usual chocolate-scented harmony. The days slide into weeks, and then months, bringing warm weather and a rush of students needing a chocolate fix during their finals.* Sequel to The Little Things.
Brendon turns into a girl for a day and his bandmates cannot control their urges. And so, when Brendon turns back into a guy and discovers he is pregnant, no one knows who the father is.*
“Make sure that the Clandestine Vampire Hunters reach the House of Wolves bar,” Beckett said a disturbing tranquiility about his voice. “I have already given the orders to my men, but the other gangs might go after them now that they’re wounded.” Linked to the last chapter that has links to all previous chapters embedded.*
Ryan Ross is a college student working at a women’s clothing store. He lives with his roommate, Spencer Smith, another college student who works at a call center. One night, he has the mischance of falling, right into one Brendon Urie, a hairstylist from across the quad. Along with their mutual friend, Jon Walker from the card shop, a story of love ensues. Disclaimer: So not even true.*
Spencer and Ryan looked at each other for a moment, and Ryan nodded. (It’s always Ryan’s call; everything about the project has to go through Ryan first because at this point, Ryan basically is the project. His entire life has been leading up to this, he thinks. This is his life.)*
Where Panic are largely rentboys, MCR runs a clinic, and FOB is off in Sausalito, saving the manatees.*
“Well,” Pete’s mom says, one hand on her hip. She leans against the car window, peering in at Patrick. “At least you’re not twenty-eight.”* Sequel to A Little More Sixteen Candles.
When his alarm goes off, Ryan thinks very, very seriously about skipping his classes and calling in sick to work.*
Brendon had always danced. Even when he was really little, he’d steal his older sisters’ dress-up skirts and twirl and twirl in them until he was sick and had to collapse to catch his breath, and then he’d do it again. Of course, he’d gotten older and stopped stealing his sisters’ clothing, mostly because they had no qualms about ganging up on him and forcibly taking it back, usually with merciless tickling and pinching. Was it his fault he fit their jeans better than they did?*
Brendon Urie is a big damn rockstar and plays eight different instruments and cannot for the life of him get this fucking hotel room door open.*
Brendon feels pretty dumb when he thinks about it later, but the first time he walks in on Ryan, he’s not actually sure what Ryan’s doing. He stands and stares for like a whole minute, frowning in confusion, because what, is Ryan in pain or something?*
Pete has only two things to live for: Keeping Patrick alive and killing as many vampires as he can.*
Have you any funny stories behind the making of the album [pretty. odd.]? “We can’t… I mean…” “We can’t tell you any funny stories because we’d probably be killed.” – Jon and Ryan being interviewed by NME.com*
College AU. Panic never formed at high school. Instead, they meet at college, and in between striking up a friendship with his working colleague Spencer and trying to ensure that his roommate Jon doesn’t get sick of him, in between forming a band and writing songs, Brendon would really appreciate it if his bandmate (and Spencer’s best friend) Ryan Ross didn’t turn out to be Brendon’s TA. Especially considering their fling just before the start of the term.*
Ryan’s allergic to roses. Well, maybe “allergic” is the wrong word for it.*
Brendon paid attention to what would make Ryan chuckle, low and breathless, and what would make him shudder and bite his lip.*
Frank loves Gerard’s stupid faces and his ideas that make him wake Frank up in the middle of the night, but try as he might he can’t remember thinking back then ‘this dude is awesome; clearly I want to host a nature show with him.’*
Spencer really finds this new version of Ryan supremely irritating.*
Harry and Draco are a little older and wiser… but this vulnerable.* Sequel to Indago.
Brendon swears this is the last time he’s going to take treasure-hunting advice from a giant turtle.*
“Spence, I’m. Look, I’m going to prove this girl-thing to you, okay? I’m going to,” he held up his hands, “this is so brilliant, I’m going to become a girl.”*
Ashlee and Pete marry in a small civil ceremony (one judge, a notary and Patrick) seven minutes after they apply for a marriage license (seventy two hours after Ashlee returns from her gynecologist). Despite this somewhat inauspicious beginning, Ashlee and Pete are overwhelmingly happy.*
“Keltie wants to watch us fuck,” Ryan says evenly, like it’s a perfectly rational thing to throw out there and discuss.*
There are 17,508 islands in Indonesia, about 6,000 of which are inhabited. On August 31, 2008, returning from an Australian tour in the middle of the year’s most violent storm to date, a plane carrying Panic at the Disco loses power, veers off course, and crashes into one of the remaining 11,508 islands. This is their story.*
Someone once asked him if he’d thought his life would turn out like this.*
Dorian was just another boy; or so he considered himself to be. But certain beings have their sights on him. They’re Flyers; sensuous creatures that resemble the very angels by their massive wings, but possess the power to change a young man’s body to carry their offspring. Now Dorian must try to withstand the advances of the most beautiful creature he’s ever encountered, and harder still, accept that task he’s been chosen for.*
Jared is a big gay celebrity gossip blogger. Jensen is the biggest straightest action star in Hollywood. Boysex ensues.*
Film geek Jared Padalecki is almost living the dream. He’s gone from excitable horror-convention-going fanboy to hot new cult film director in just five years. Now he has the budget, the studio and the stars. All he still needs to do is convince long forgotten B-movie actor Jensen Ackles that he wants to play the leading man in more than just his new movie and then it really will be ‘happily ever after’. Of course, in life, just like in the movies, true love never runs smoothly…*
Six months after John Winchester goes missing on a hunt, Dean goes to Palo Alto to find a psychic.*
When Jensen meets Mac’s new volleyball coach, he falls head over heels in lust. Can they overcome misunderstanding and tragedy and find their way to each other?*
Spencer isn’t even surprised when Ryan comes storming over, making his way purposefully across the dance floor to where Spencer is leaning against the wall and talking with a guy. Ryan’s the most irritating kind of cockblocker in that he always looks so earnest — well, as much as Ryan ever has facial expressions anyway — when he explains to Spencer how he was just trying to look out for him.*
“You ever feel like you don’t know who you are? Like if you weren’t around somebody, or that someone wasn’t around you, then you wouldn’t be you, or at least not the you that you think. You ever think like that?*
When Gerard turns up at his door, duffle-bag stuffed with any clothes he could find, clean or dirty, Patrick huffs a laugh and steps back to let Gerard through.*
The third time Spencer comes home to find Brendon sat in the back garden with his feet in the pool, reading a soggy paperback and waiting for him, Spencer gives him a key to the house. “Didn’t you get that cut for Haley?” Ryan asks. Spencer just shrugs. “She’s not here that often anyway,” he says.*
“I thought you were going to offer some sage, Jon Walker advice and fix everything!” Brendon said. Jon shrugged a little, grinning. “Hey, I don’t know how to fix this one. I’d say ‘move on’ or ‘find someone else’, but I’m guessing you’ve tried that so…” Jon shrugged again, “I’ve got nothing.”*
In retrospect, asking a newly-conscious Spencer where he’d gotten those tits from probably wasn’t the best idea – the holy shit probably hadn’t helped – but Brendon still doesn’t think he deserved to be punished for it.*
“Jesus Christ,” Spencer says, and stabs his fork into his lettuce. It doesn’t help any. “How the fuck do you misplace a five-liter bottle of copper solution? Especially if it’s five-molar copper solution — the shit is bright blue, Ryan, it’s bright fucking blue.”*
High school aged Waycest, only very slightly AU, it’s 2007 and Gerard is 19, Mikey’s almost 16, having lost his hearing in an accident when he was 13.*
Gwen Way is a student at SVA and Frank is one of her little brother Mikey’s school friends. It’s a few weeks away from the end of the school year when happenstance brings them together.*
Frank is a dyke. Period. She doesn’t like boys. At all. But if you squint (or you’re drunk enough) sometimes Gerard totally looks like a girl.*
Ageswap AU, in which Pete is still young enough that people are hopeful he will one day act his age, Joe is under no such illusion, and Patrick and Andy are old enough to know better (but young enough to do it anyway).*
Mikey’s a crime scientist, solving crimes and sneaking down to the morgue for coffee breaks. His brother’s living in his spare room, his partner thinks Mikey’s trying to get the promotion he deserves, and Mikey’s just looking for answers.*
Something goes wrong during the evacuation of Atlantis, stranding members of the Atlantis expedition and SG-1 on a very strange world.*
Jared was seventeen the first time he sucked another boy’s dick. He was twenty-one the first time he sucked off a man old enough to be his father and got paid for it. He’s two months from his twenty-third birthday, and some days he feels like he’s spend his lifetime hooking.*
Stealing Harry grabs canon by the throat and disembowels it. If Lucius Malfoy got to Peter Pettigrew before Sirius could, Sirius would be a bookshop owner, Remus would have a steady job, and one day, when Harry Potter was eight-and-a-half years old, they might kidnap him from the Dursleys…*
Ryan plans weddings! Just not gay weddings. Ok, maybe just this once.*
“I don’t know,” Patrick said anxiously, hesitating with his hand on the door handle. Through the glass window he could see people milling around inside the room, some settling themselves on the floor, others mingling and introducing each other.*
When you work in retail in a quiet shopping center, there’s not a whole lot to do except gossip and fall in love. Luckily, the latter provides the former, especially when there’s a love hexagon involved.*
Tonight is a hotel night, blessedly, but while the soft pillows and fresh sheets are calling to him like a dreamy sonata, hotel night also means sex-with-Ryan night, and Brendon is not passing that up.*
“Hey, hey, hey,” Jon whispers into Spencer’s ear one morning when it’s raining. “What are your thoughts on babies?”* Sequel to The Way I See It #219.
Jon likes to think his problems began when the coffee shop across the street opened up. In all honesty, though, they began the day Frank moved in with Gerard a month before Valentine’s Day.* Sequel to Jon’s Bookstore.
A funeral is really the wrong place to learn you’ve inherited a business.*
College AU. Ryan’s an English major and he needs a final project, but he gets a little more than he expected: “You are the words to my music, Ryan Ross. You are the chorus to my melody. You are the beauty behind the beast.”*
Season 7 rewritten, FDAS style. An epic tale of adventure, love, and Oz.*
Daniel discovers the joys of family life when Jack takes him home to the folks in Chicago for a little TLC, O’Neill style.*
“Better is a dinner of herbs where love is.” Maybe Jack and Daniel don’t get to have everything, but what they do have, they have together and for them, that’s pretty damn good.* Sequel to Prodigal Son and Passion Play.
Jack and Daniel let go of the difficulties of the past and choose to move on with their deepening relationship together.* Sequel to Prodigal Son.
Jack realizes too late that his feelings for Daniel are more than just friendship. When he gets a second chance to act on that love, he passes it up until their mis-remembered past brings Daniel to seek comfort in his arms.*
This isn’t rhythm at all, it’s chaos. It’s fire. And that’s kind of what Brendon is, the bundle of energy and chaos and fire, no rhythm or rhyme, just madness, impossibly beautiful madness.* Sequel to Everybody Needs a Place to Start, prequel to Somewhat Shy of Definition and Still Unheard Though I Listen.
Dad’s disappeared and Sam’s left to pick up the pieces of his brother.*
Set six months after the end of For The End of My Broken Heart (if you haven’t read that, this won’t make much sense). The boys are still dealing with the change in their relationship, as well as the new bond, all while investigating a case involving an Ancient Egyptian cult, a killer mummy and some very unusual deaths.*
An injury puts Mal out of commission and forces him to realize that sometimes you have to trust that even when you can’t crawl, there’s those that will carry you.*
Billy Tallent teams up with a lawyer from San Francisco to work on his custody case, and gets a lot more than he bargained for.* Sequel to both Northern Comfort and No Secrets, but should be read after No Secrets.
“Rule number one,” Ray said, ignoring her. “Do not talk to strangers even if Dad does.”*
Remy is captured and killed during a mission, devestating the whole team. Will things be the same when Remy is found alive? Will Remy survive finding his lost family?*
Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.*
Revolution is never an easy choice – and worse when you’re trying to respect the free will of everyone, wizard and magical creature alike. Prophecy and politics and Ministry… Harry doesn’t need any more complications.* Sixth in the series.
In the wake of death and disaster, Harry struggles to be everything he is: leader, lover, son, and brother. Yet what will survive the War diminishes every day he does not find and destroy a Horcrux.* The seventh and final part of the series.
Dean thinks he’s escaped his past, but then he runs into a whole new set of problems – and some sides of the supernatural that’s he’s never seen before – when he meets Jared.*
It’s three years later, and Sam’s nearing the end of law school. Dean’s pretty badass and amoral in this, or so it might seem. Just… keep an open mind?*
It’s about week before Missouri calls.* Part of the Every Broken Thing ‘verse. I definitely recommend the entire series (http://poisontaster.livejournal.com/142712.html), but this is one of my favorites from that series.
Dean dies, but convinces Heaven to send him back to Sam. It doesn’t happen how he plans though.*
“Because according to you, I do not deserve life. By that same logic, neither do you. And whether you kill him or he kills you, you will both be destroyed.”*
The day that Ryan disappeared was the same day the beagle puppy turned up at the shelter.*
Among Brendon’s finest moments were the first time he played a concerto on the piano at home, the day he discovered Queen, and his seventh kiss. The day he wore a shirt to school that proclaimed in Spanish ‘My mother is a hamster’ was not among these moments. He had quickly learned to use a phrase book for reference whenever wearing garments with slogans in other languages.*
Er, a while back we were goofing around with the Laws of Panic at the Disco and we came up with ten.*
A coda to All I Want For Christmas is You, where Brendon and Spencer were working as elves at the mall.* This picks up on New Year’s Eve.
Brendon and Spencer are college students in Chicago working as elves at Santa’s Christmas Wonderland in the mall. At first, Spencer is jealous because Brendon is great with the screaming and crying kids who come to see Santa. He’s also just a tiny bit irritated by Brendon’s boundless energy and enthusiasm. Then he finds himself developing a crush and pining away for Brendon — only to be confused by Brendon’s sudden affection for Ryan, Spencer’s best friend/roommate and Brendon’s classmate in a music performance class at school. Ryan works at a bookstore in the mall, Jon works at Starbucks, and there are lots of faily boys having cliched misunderstandings.*
Jensen stared at the empty beer bottle, wondering blearily why it was chirping at him. It took another moment before he glanced behind it, noting the blinking screen of his PDA. Oh, yeah. That was it. Huh.*
“Leave me alone, Jared,” he slurs. The headache, thank fuck, is relaxing its vicious band around his temples, and he can think again. A little bit. “And stop calling me Dean.”*
William is quiet for a long time before he steps forward and gently pulls Cash’s hands from his own throat and brushes gentle fingertips over the flushed skin. “You think because you were made last that you don’t matter. That you’re less of me because I didn’t choose you.”*
Sometimes things just happen.* To find this eries, go to the HP section and scroll about halfway down the page.
Sam discovers exactly what lengths he’ll go for Dean after he’s waylayed by an opportunistic entity.*
The world is over, and it’s a Winchester’s lot in life to cope with anything – no matter what.*
Lundy has a secret which he fears could destroy his relationship with LaFiamma. What happens when he’s forced to reveal it?*
The prom theme has something to do with Paris. If Paris were a high school gym with a cover band.*
Frannie’s got a romance novel with a big strapping Mountie on the cover, shirt hanging open, hair blowing in the wind, you know the kind.*
On a routine mission, something unexpected happens to Yohji… Now the rest of the Weiss members must deal with the possibility of losing a member, and Schuldig and Yohji find themselves too close for comfort.*
An evil society is out to capture anyone with even a trace of psychic ability. The former members of Weiss and Schwarz must join forces when they become the society’s next targets.*
In the wake of an injury that leaves Daniel permanently grounded from gate travel, Jack discovers his feelings for his old friend go far deeper than he believed.*
Daniel has an accident while on a mission off-world and comes back a changed man. Everyone has to deal with the consequences and Jack also has to deal with Daniel’s unexplained secrecy regarding a young man that he seems to be living with.*
SG-1 discovers a planet whose society was pulled off Earth at the height of Mesopotamian development. The ruler of the world, King Hammurabi, is hiding something from them, and Jack must protect his team while finding out what that is.*
On a routine mission through the Stargate, SG-1 finds someone from Daniel’s past, and she changes how they see each other forever.*
Surviving a crash was the first step in Daniel’s struggle to keep Jack alive on an unknown world. As venom slowly destroys Jack’s body, Daniel struggles alone within the confines and terrible restrictions of a Viking culture. He must make the greatest sacrifice of his life simply to keep Jack alive.*
Daniel has one big secret that he’s been able to keep hidden… until he opens his big mouth. Now he’s trapped off world and might never be able to go home again. What do you do when everyone hates you more than you do?*
SG-1 travels through the trans-dimensional mirror and sees what might have been.*
Irvine couldn’t quite recall whose idea it was for the five of them to get into the elevator together and contemplate an orgy.*
The social worker pointed out a chair near the back of her office. The small, blond boy obediently sat down and looked directly at her, all wide-eyed worry. As soon as he was settled, he wrapped his arms around his middle and started to rock slowly back and forth. Anne Smith would have been worried if she hadn’t already spent the last week in the boy’s company. Just a few hours each day but she knew the behavior was normal, at least for him, at least for now.*
After the first day, McKay had sniffed imperiously, chin tipped up, and told him that he wasn’t a complete idiot, and his shame would only be marginal if they were seen together outside of class. Instead of telling him to fuck off, John had grinned sardonically and drawled a mocking, “Thanks,” and McKay took that as the olive branch it wasn’t and bullied his way into John’s daily life.*
In which various members of FOB, MCR, The Used, P!atD, TAI, GCH, and Various Others are students at Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters, complete with typical high school hookups, Bad Ideas, Really Bad Ideas, and a wee bit of telekinesis, amongst others. Part one of a series, but can standalone if you like.*
A geneticist, a paleontologist, an advertising executive, a geologist, and a doctor all walk into a bar. Or rather, a tropical island. What do they all have in common?*
Post-Hogwarts. Auror Draco Malfoy has disappeared, and Harry Potter has been sent to find him.*
Harry is about to enter his seventh year, and things are not quite what he expected. He is no longer the angry boy who watched his world fall apart at the end of his fifth year, but neither has he completely found his place yet. He is looking for something, and to his confusion, it seems to have something to do with Draco Malfoy.*
What do you call a cross between a Gryffindor and a Slytherin? A prefect! Don’t worry, it’s not ‘what would happen if he had been sorted into…’ Dumbledore works in mysterious ways as Voldemort grows in power and daring. Other than that? Shippyness, Snogging, Shagging, Snippy, and Snarky! Trust me, it’ll all make sense in a little while.*
Thirteen years after Hogwarts. Harry is summoned back as a professor. He finds that life is leading him in a direction that he never thought possible and being a human is far more difficult than anything he’s ever battled before.*
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities.*
Draco Malfoy loves boarding school almost as much as he hates it. But this new school for the arts provides him with more challenges and happiness than he ever expected to experience.*
Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco’s dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they learn new ways to see each other… and themselves.*
The sequel to Least Likely of All. Harry and Draco are twenty years old, and after five years of a relationship they had kept secret, the truth is revealed. One gets lost, one gets lonely – all the while, will love remain?*
Draco and Harry break up right before graduation. After Hogwarts, Draco disappears for reasons unknown and is found ten years later living in New York City as a muggle with an eight year old daughter.*
Draco Malfoy returns to London after five years of self-imposed exile to start a new life with Harry. But will the secrets of the past destroy everything they’ve worked for?* Sequel to Left My Heart.
Nobody knows what happened to Harry the morning after his twenty-fifth birthday, but we’re about to find out.*
Hogwarts is disbanded for the safety of the students. For a year, Harry has to host three Wizard students. How will he get them to play muggle for an entire school year?*
Young Harry Potter was always different. He preferred reading over playing with other children. He had a strange talent for communicating with animals, and he always felt a strong pull toward one, Draco Malfoy. The problem? Draco is betrothed to someone else.*
Harry returns to his sixth year at Hogwarts to find that darkness is very quickly permeating the school. It seems as though the only person to realize this is Harry. When all seems lost, two people come to him and offer their help. Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy. As the three work together to unravel the mystery that is hovering over them, they each have to fight their own battles and overcome the darkness that is threatening to take them.*
Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the Magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralyzed in a wheelchair.*
Snape begins the year with a mistake that sets his ward against him. Now Harry is using all his own considerable cunning to ride out the multiple storms, even as the Second War goes into motion.* Fifth in the Freedom and Not Peace series.
The plot will follow the Tri-Wizard Tournament for only part of the story, and twist rather violently in the middle and at the end. Also, there will be the first mention of HP/HM slash.* Fourth in the series.
Harry and Draco get into an accident during a Quidditch match. An old blood magic works its way, creating a bond between the two enemies, binding their souls to each other. A love story, for the most part.*
At the end of 4th year, Harry and Co. attacked the Slytherins on the train as they were heading home. Too bad they don’t know the side effects of mixing curses!*
Harry and Draco get to know each other a little better and things start to go right. And then they go very, very wrong.*
Harry is given a mysterious gift for his birthday that gives him new happiness. But if it is so great, then why does Dumbledore feel he needs to hide everything that it is from Harry?* Sequel to Let the Darkness Take You.
Seven years after graduation and now twenty-four year old Draco is struggling to maintain his life. With a job he hates, that keeps him away from home for months at a time, he tries to keep together his friendships. Everyone is back. Join the crew as they find their way in the ‘real world’ and also struggle to find and maintain love and happiness.* Sequel to Life as Experience Through Your Fingers.
Harry things spending two weeks as a guest lecturer at Hogwarts will offer the perfect chance to get away from his troubles. Then he meets his assigned faculty guide: Potions Master Draco Malfoy.*
Dom pressed his forehead to Brian’s shoulder and let his lips brush lightly over the uneven skin. Brian flinched a little and Dom went still, waiting, half wanting Brian to wake up, but half of him wasn’t ready to face him just yet.*
“I got a full stomach, a car with a sweet engine, and a fully stocked garage. What more could a guy want?”*
Brian woke up with his face mashed into a pillow and the sheets twisted around his hips.*
Dom is forced to ask Brian for help when the consequences of his crimes come back to haunt him. A novel about love, loss, and redemption.*
They finally go out on their first tour with an actual bus, and Cash is totally ruining it by acting way too strangely.*
And so begins Alex’s Eternal Hatred and Disdain towards everything Cash Colligan.*
Then Spencer finds the link to the crew information, and Ryan leans close, chin on Spencer’s shoulder, to study the high-quality picture of two young men, about their age and involved in a water fight – their chests glistening in the sun, laughing and unaware of the camera. The description says: “Left: Brendon Urie, diving instructor, CMAS M***, right: Jon Walker, captain and diving instructor, CMAS M**.”*
“So, I’m pretty sure she knocked me up before she left,” Brendon said conversationally.*
Brendon is still missing his babies. Ryan Ross is a bitchy pregnant seahorse. And MikeyWay has run away to the Reef, and theh other must brave the unknown to rescue him. Drama! Angst! Less fish puns than the last one! More Mpreg, of sorts. Boys (and girls) as sea creatures.* Sequel to Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool.
In which there is a wedding, a bubble machine, and Spencer is certainly not dating Brendon Urie.*
Ryan has very rarely been content with his life. He’s been happy and he’s been morose and he’s been everything in between, but he’s always strived for something more. It’s never really been enough.*
I called this the bus!accident fic while I was writing it. Largely because the premise is that Panic gets in a bus accident. I’m clever like that.*
He’s pretty sure if Brendon asks what’s going on with him and Ryan, like really asks, and breaks out his patient, “I’m listening” face and big fucking earnest eyes. Jon’s not going to be able to keep from saying something like “So I kinda really want to fuck me. How’d I go about getting that, you think?”*
Last night they’d talked until they were hoarse and now Spencer’s not sure if there’s anything more to say.*
In which Spencer is antisocial and hates Christmas, Ryan is in love, Jon is planning vacations, and Brendon doesn’t want to spend Christmas alone.*
Bored, small-town schoolteacher Ryan Ross meets Jon Walker, a man with a secret. Things ensue.*
Neither Brendon or Spencer are answering his calls, and it’s frustrating. Because Ryan knows their house will be toasty warm, and he wants in.* Follows Talks Like a Gentleman.
Crack!fic in which Spencer has weird dreams, questions his sexuality, and spends a lot of time hiding things away in boxes in his mind.*
Superpowers AU in which Ryan Ross can’t help reading people’s minds, Jon Walker absorbs energy (and usually controls it perfectly), Spencer Smith shoots ice from his hands and saves melting refreshments, and Brendon Urie sometimes bursts into flames.*
Sam first notices the weird dinging noise in Paducah, and by the time they hit Kansas City, it’s a full-on clank and rattle, the car thumping rhythmically every time the engine turns over.*
This is a story about something that could maybe happen to Frank Iero after his band breaks up.*
Tuesdays were finger-painting days. Frank made sure to wear his oldest pair of jeans, because even with his full-length apron and his constant reminds that paint belongs on paper and not on clothing, he always ended up with tiny, multi-colored hand prints all over his clothes
Gerard comes out. Vaguely set during Projeckt Runway, but I played fast and loose with canon, so be warned.*
In two other realities, Jim, Blair, Jack, and Daniel have to live with the sorrowful consequences of life. Then circumstances put them all face-to-face again.*
This picks up right where Comedy of Errors leaves off, which means the SGC need Jim and his guide, Blair.* Sequel to Comedy of Errors.
Sequel to A Gathering of Sentinel. A series of vignettes about the Sentinel school.*
Jim and Blair settle into their new jobs with the SGC but soon find themselves in a battle for Earth.* Sequel to Comedy of Errors and Measure for Measure.
Jack knew that stepping through the gate changed his life, but he didn’t think one more time would make that much of a difference; he was wrong. Now, Jack O’Neill, John Sheppard, and Rodney McKay are intertwined in an adventure of a lifetime, starting with how the hell to get back to being a grownup.*
What happens when Billy Tallent and Benton Fraser collide when they’re both at a low ebb in their lives, or think they are. Major spoilers for Hard Core Logo.*
A sequel to “Northern Comfort”. Fraser finds that after his experiences with Billy Tallent, he can no longer sublimate his feelings for Ray K., but he doesn’t believe those feelings will be reciprocated. After Northern Secrets but before Shadows Fade.*
Jared could play along with this. He could pretend to be Sam. No problem, he did that all the time.*
Dean and Sam in Stars Hollow. Dean spots Cute!Dean and gets ideas. Wacky naked hijinks ensue.*
Something’s thrown everything out of balance. Trick is to fix it without screwing up, or maybe ending the world.*
Mal comes back from his sale with platinum in his pocket and a pair of dirty stragglers tagging along behind him like dogs.*
Featuring Jared and Mr. Ackles, with mentions of Coach Welling, Dr. Rosenbaum, Chad, and Sandy.*
Jared meets his roommate and dives into college life.* Sequel series to the Highschool AU.
Missouri reveals a secret to the boys that send them on a journey to Santa Cruz where they find a brother they never knew and an even darker revelation that none of them saw coming.*
She takes longer to settle than Dean thinks she should, and he’s stuck waiting, sixteen and caught tight between his father and the open road. The only consolation is the Impala, steering wheel warm between his fingers, but it’s not as easy when she’s in the passenger seat, slipping from goldfinch to lynx and back again, a slow blur in the corners of his vision.*
“I’m not dead!” Patrick reiterates fiercely. “Do I look like I’m dead?!”*
It was too late. The moment he stepped into the condemned warehouse, he knew. The odor filled his sensitive nostrils with the all too familiar stench of death. He dropped to his knees beside her.*
sam (the blond one) is a nice twenty-something jazz saxophonist who plays in a trio called the branch trio. aurelian (the dark-haired one) is his vampire boyfriend. aurelian was born outside odessa at the tail end of the eighteenth century, was turned during the war of 1812, and considers himself more italian than anything else. he hated being russian and spent his formative years as a young vamp in venice. they’re my sappy boys and my first slashy couple. they don’t look a lot like the guys in the icon – sam is kind of dark blond and shaped like ewan mcgregor, and aurelian is tall and long-haired and looks about twenty-four (altho a very adult, sophisticated twenty-four), because that’s how old he was when he was turned.*
All legends spring from some truth, no matter how obscure or distant; Jared and Jensen find out the hard way.*
Let us assume for a while that the demon gets exactly what he wants from Sam. What will that mean for our boys? How far will Dean go to bring Sam back over to the good guys? What will he have to sacrifice to save Sam and will it be enough – or will he lose himself in the battle.*
In a world where vampirism is a semi-common infectious blood disease instead of a demonic curse, how do the boys of MCR react when Fran Iero contracts the virus?*
He made it to the bathroom and stood there learning heavily on the sink, staring at himself in the mirror. He didn’t look like a creepy sadist. But neither did Christian Bale, and that hadn’t ended well for anybody.*
Frank wasn’t afraid of his emotions or anything. He laughed when he was happy and he yelled when he was mad. He said ‘I love you’ when it was true, and he hugged when he felt like it, and he still got all choked up when Gerard sang Cancer live and he didn’t care what anybody thought about it.*
For the next week, Gerard woke up every morning to a new list of Worlds that Describe How Gerard is in Bed pinned on the fridge. It disappeared after one of them wrote ‘Sparkle Motion’ because, Bob explained to Gerard, they felt they’d nailed Gerard’s essence with that one.*
Gerard is dreaming. He knows he’s dreaming, but that doesn’t mean he’s not enjoying himself.*
“Smokes,” Mikey reads aloud. “Likes dogs in case ever get one. Likes rock music. Likes loud rock music. Is interesting. Does not hog bathroom.” He looks at Frank over the top of his glasses. “Dude, it’s like you’re meant to be.”* Follows Absence Sort of Does Make the Heart and Worth It, both of which are linked at the top of the linked page.
“Because according to you I do not deserve life. By that same logic, neither do you. And whether you kill him or he kills you, you will both be destroyed.”*
Atlantis has been invaded and her people sold as slaves. Rodney struggles to survive his harsh new life and lives in hope of being reunited with is lovers – Beckett and Sheppard.*
In Harry’s fifth year, the young wizard discovers that the Dursleys are not, in fact, his only living relatives…*
Kidnapped and imprisoned, Sam and Dean only have each other and their inner resources to get them through.*
The Winchester brothers are trapped by a Trickster, playing a twisted game they haven’t played before, especially with one another.*
Four years ago, Dean had a slight accident. The results of that accident will change his, and Sam’s, life forever.*
In the Bronze Age, Jen is studying to be a healer, resigned to a life of quietness in his tribe. Though that may change when Jaret, leader of a barbarian horde, gallops into his life.*
When he can’t find any acting work, Jared takes a job as driver and bodyguard to Jensen, who is an extremely expensive prostitute with a bad habit of attracting crazy people.*
Dean Winchester left his father to live a “normal” life. Eight years later and he is a failing teacher in a small town, ignoring anything supernatural. Until he meets Sam Miller.*
Panic at the Disco AU, in which there is no band – just Spencer and Ryan, ages 15 and 16. It’s a long, hot summer, the kind that young boys dream about; but this one has some changes in store, and Spencer struggles to navigate the shifting terrain.*
Left stranded by John in the North Carolina mountains to teach Sam a lesson, Sam and Dean soon find themselves in deep trouble and involved in an Appalachian casefile. Pre-series alternate reality, teenage Sam/Dean, supernatural violence, disturbing themes.*
“Whoa, hey, backup,” Henri said as he browsed the want ads over Ellison’s shoulder. “Look at that one. Wow.”*
It seemed like all I’d done the last year and half was sleep. When Emil was dying, the sleep was involuntary; as the Sentinel hacks decided I was too distraught to be conscious and induced a coma to keep me sane.* Follows Kick Back.
I woke to Roberts’ raised voice in the hall saying, “I’m sorry, but you can’t just go barging into Lord Ellison’s bedroom unannounced.”* Follows Floating on the Edge of the World.
We were sleeping, that curious sleep of mid-afternoon, where dreams always seem to be bigger, wilder-sadder, than the ones during the night. My health was returning; Sandburg’s was deteriorating; and the air was thick with the humid smell of illness.* Follows So Maybe, Tomorrow I’ll Find My Way Home.
I stretched, and bumped my head on the headboard. I’d never realized Roberts’ bed was so much shorter than mine. Sandburg would fit into it nicely. No, I’d give him the guest suite. He’d have more room and its location on the other side of the house meant he wouldn’t crowd me.* Follows New Geography.
The wall came up suddenly out of nowhere and Blair hit it hard, bouncing off, landing in the filth of the alley. Before he couldn’t scramble to his feet, the heavy net hit him, trapping him. Boots kicked, connecting with his ribs and his back and his stomach, and all he could do was keep his arms around his head and hope they didn’t bash his skull in.* Follows What Comes Together.
It was cold and a thin layer of ice seemed to coat everything. With each footstep, a sharp aching crack would sound, and the sound would ping off the sides of his brain, echoing and finally fading, replaced with the sound of the next footstep and then the next, until his head felt cold and brittle and filled with sound of things breaking off.*
“So basically, you guys are worried because I was out doing grown-up things that are part of my job title, and my ex-boyfriend got engaged, as I wasn’t out shooting people with paintball guns?”*
In which it is proven that there’s a perfectly valid reason for Pete to be such a total freak, and hey, all those Emma Bull novels? Totally true.*
Patrick’s eyes flew open with the realization that his boyfriend definitely should not have breasts.*
Pete got it for her as a present, and he didn’t really think she’d use it, but she hadn’t even hesitated before slipping into the harness and fucking him hard. He was glazed the whole next day.*
Trish/Pete demands boy!Pete. And also how she has to get herself off after shows, and her secret fantasy.*
It should be weirder, being the only girl in FOB, but Trish is Pete’s best friend ever! He’s never going to not include her.*
And Patrick wants to say, see, thi is why so many guys are terrified to date you and you have to write emo lyrics about them.* AU, Pete has always been a girl.
If Pete’s perfectly honest she only feels bad about the tape because of how upset Patrick is.*
There was a piece of newspaper stuck under a vent on the dash with the number 147338 written on it in huge, red letters.*
Patrick has his headphones on, which is like saying Patrick has pants on – except that his teachers don’t make him take off his pants during class, which Patrick appreciates.*
“This is a bad idea,” Andy said, shaking his head. “You’re what, one, maybe two semesters away from graduating?”*
After the fifth night of pretty damn near no sleep, Pete didn’t so much ask Andy to switch places with him for a while as he begged, threatened, cajoled, and eventually bribed him.*
Patrick stood in front of the box set section at the local book and music chain, twirling a ragged lock of hair at his temple, trying to figure out how he could best blow his entire paycheck from his first week of working at the grocery store.*
Patrick’s hands scrabble uselessly on the slick material of Pete’s jeans. The threads are rough, almost abrasive on the pads Patrick’s fingertips as he tries to get a firm enough grip to thrust up into Pete’s body. Pete on his part has braced his hands on the roof of Patrick’s mom’s car, and he twists his hips down, but it’s not right, not enough to get either of them off.*
It’s his first day back home after a week at Decaydance’s offices down in Florida, and he always arranges his flight so he lands at O’Hare in time to pick the girls up from school.*
Pete’s a music producer. Patrick’s a studio muscisian who needs a flatmate. Mikey Way’s an enabler.*
Pete Wentz thinks MCR’s second drummer is perfect, and he’s not sure how he missed Patrick in Chicago, but he’s out to get him now.*
Pete attempts to convince Patrick to move in together.*
Most of the other penguins would roll their eyes at the little kid sliding happily over the ice and singing wordless songs at the top of his lungs, but Patrick didn’t care.*
Follows Isn’t It Messed Up (How I’m Just Dying to Be Him) and You’re the Only Place That Feels Like Home.
Pete accidentally “outs” himself and Patrick on Good Morning America. Only problem? They’re not gay. What now?*
Lee Brackett escapes and finds that Jim Ellison has something Lee needs. In addition, Jim does some honest talking and Blair is forced to reveal past secrets.*
“There’s only so much Robert Smith you can take in one dose, and seriously, I never thought I’d say this but you’re starting to make me hate Disintegration.”*
Fact: If you can see Patrick Martin Stumph, he can see you. If you can’t see Patrick Martin Stumph, you may be only seconds away from death.*
Andy creates a wormhole, Patrick from the past shows up, shenanigans ensue.*
“Would you like to hold the babies?” The nurse smiled down at the woman who, after ten hours of unending labor, didn’t really feel so hot. Kind of like she had just pushed two 8 pound watermelons out of her body. But at the mention of the babies, the residual pain subsided and she nodded her head. At this, two other nurses appeared and each placed a warm newborn – one dark haired and with dark eyes, the other with fair hair and eyes closed – on the crooks of both her arms.*
Things Pete has learned about his band mates that he didn’t know before they went on tour (that first time, when everything was new and every mile was one mile farther than he’d ever been, and the van started to feel like home somewhere in Wyoming, with snowy farmer’s fields on either side under a sky like gray wool)*
Recently, Pete has taken to texting Patrick approximately four thousand times a day.*
It’s NOT okay to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests.*
Patrick never should have let Joe talk him into sharing a joint, but the bartender in this club actually served him beer and the tour is almost over and Patrick is equal parts exhausted and amped up from a really good show, and fuck it, he deserves to act like a rock star on occasion.*
Patrick is a studio musician. Peter is in a boyband. No, seriously.* I’ve linked to the most recently finished chapter. You may have to do a little investigating to find future chapters until I can get a link to the final chapter.
“I like that you’re expressing yourself with your camera phone in a way that doesn’t involve your genitals, but can you leave me out of it, please?”*
Don’t you know/how sweet and wonderful life can be?/I’m askin’ you, baby/To get it on with me.*
Patrick stood clutching his guitar-case and duffle-bag, gazing blankly at the buildings trying to hide among the trees. Typical summer camp at its campiest, just like he always saw on TV; he made a face, turning to look at his mother’s worried expression.*
When counting down all the best parts of being a rock star, no one would really put ‘makes it easier to beat off’ on the list. Or at least Pete Wentz would have told you that, if you’d asked him yesterday.*
Fresh out of college, Pete Wentz is Patrick’s new government teacher. That would be fine except they’re still Pete and Patrick.*
Pete is a mermaid who saves Patrick’s life.* You’ll need to scroll down a bit for this one. There isn’t currently a master page for this.
Patrick was tired; that kind of tired where you just stand around stupidly, blinking at the tiny room with its tinier beds, while your band-mates staggered about, throwing down their bags and rooting around for toothbrushes and maybe a change of clothes. Or in Pete’s case, actual underwear he’d put on because he was going commando under his tight jeans at that very moment.*
Patrick rubbed his nose as he put down the guitar and snagged Pete’s loose notes; he was safely hidden away in Joe’s basement, forcing some words and music together. He had deliberately chosen to spend some time in Joe’s house, instead of Pete’s, because he couldn’t bother with all the questions. Really, he just couldn’t.* Sequel to Circa 2001.
Pete isn’t quite sure what he thought was going to happen when he wrote G.I.N.A.S.F.S. but he definitely thought it would be more spectacular than this.*
Pete takes Patrick to Neverland; the re-telling of Peter Pan.*
Once upon a time, in the middle of the night when the band had a rare night off on the road, Joe said, “Patrick. You gotta come over here.”*
The opening night of Angels and Kings is a lot more entertaining than Patrick expects.*
They’re rare, these lazy Saturday evenings alone, after lazier Satuday afternoons and even lazier mornings when they don’t untwine themselves until nearly noon, and there are a million other things they could be doing—should be doing, really—but instead they’re lying here, rain running in long, thin rivulets down the windows as they sprawl across their bed.*
Handsome prince, check; young person bearing up alone under circumstances, check; man and woman — waaaait a minute.*
So a while ago I wrote this story where Patrick and Pete met over craigslist. Except it wasn’t as filthy as I’d like. So, you know, I thought, “Let’s fix that.” And this is the result.*
One night a couple years back, in the middle of someone’s house party after a show, Patrick asks Pete if he wants to have sex.*
Mal starts to self-destruct after Inara announces she’s leaving and Simon decided to intercede.*
Sometimes learning to let go is just as hard as holding on.* Set after both the series and movie.
Simon doesn’t pick up River on Persephone. Instead HE is put in the cryo-chamber.*
When Pete shows up Sunday, mid-afternoon, for ten days of house sitting and “Keeping a general eye on things, Patrick, we know you’re too old for a babysitter, but we worry,” he looks exactly the same, except for a stupid haircut that makes him look like someone cut it when he was too drunk to look in a mirror, or something. “Hey, kid,” he says, first thing, lugging a huge, shiny brown duffle behind him. It’s slippery, nylon or something, and it keeps rubbing against Pete’s jeans, making some sort of whispery zipper sound that sets Patrick’s teeth on edge. “I’m here for Patricksitting. I assume you’re the Patrick?”*
Patrick turns seventeen on the usual day and in the usual way: he oversleeps, cuts himself shaving, folds his birthday waffle in half (it has extra chocolate chips and a whipped cream smiley face with hearts for eyes that turns into a good-intentioned mess when the sides press together), and eats it on the way to school.*
Pete likes to draw on Patrick’s skin. This leads to porn. Obviously.*
It’s the sound of the phone ringing that statles Pete from a restless, shivering half-sleep he fell into only because his body just couldn’t stay awake any longer.*
Two Heads Are (Sometimes) Better Than One: The Pete&Patrick Variety Show. VH1, Wednesdays, 9pm (ET) Four out of five stars.*
Sometimes your suddenly sentient action figures need to teach you valuable life lessons. Just saying.*
Background: Marilyn Manson dissed MCR for wearing makeup? Frank handled it gracefully, we’re all going to pretend Gerard did not.*
Currently PeteandPatrick, also PetePatrick, still no surprising anybody, are sitting in a hotel room in varying states of frustration.*
Pete was in what people called a fucking bad mood. He was glowering. It takes energy to glower in the furnace-like heat that was Orlando’s shimmering summer, but he was doing it, alright, and doing it good. It was really Patrick’s fault. After the show last night, when they were sleeping (well, he didn’t get to sleep) Patrick had kicked him mercilessly; stolen all the covers (and one of his pillows); and had the AC turned to arctic levels.*
Some people are really good liars. Some people can lie like breathing, they can look you straight in the face and sell you on a green sky and a moon made of cheese and send you away happy.*
Patrick, the musical prodigy and sheltered student. Joe, the ex-student, pissed off and exultant. Pete, the privileged rebel, the visionary. Andy the maquis. Together, somehow, they become a band.*
It actually made things easier, in a way, seeing Pete as a means to an end – a beautiful orgasm or two – because otherwise she might have been tempted to really fall in love with him.*
The first time Patrick brought it up again after it happened, it was to ask for a divorce.*
Pete’s doorbell rings at 5:26 p.m. on his thirtieth birthday, roughly four hours before any of his friends are supposed to show up to help him get blitzed out of his mind. Pete is far from opposed to pre-gaming, but four hours is kind of pushing it. Like, even Joe’s not there yet.*
It’s not at all representative of the anger pooling in my abdomen, but I’m not lying when I say I don’t wanna get into it.* Chronicles Pete and Patrick’s complicated relationship, from best friends to more, in alternating first-person POV, post-Best Buy Incident through the present. This author has kind of disappeared off the face of the planet and that makes me sad. I’ve been obsessively trolling the community in hopes of catching the next part (tags! tags are awesome, people. use them!) but if anyone knows anything about this author or this story could you email me? I’d love to know how it ends…
“Dude,” Pete says, dropping down onto the lounge couch next to Patrick. “Dude, did you know we’re playing a bar show in Billings?”*
Patrick just wants to get laid! Is that really too much to ask?*
Patrick’s never been any damn good at ignoring Pete Wentz.*
The day Pete meets Patrick, he wakes up to the sound of rain against his windows.*
Three days after Bela puts the Colt to Lilith’s head and walks her backwards into a Devil’s Trap, Sam tries to follow Dean into the bathroom when he goes to shower, and Dean almost puts a fist through a wall.*
Sam likes girls. It’s not some big thing, not anything he has to tell everybody. He just does. He likes the way they offer to lend him their notes when he misses class, how they huddle in groups by the drinking fountains, the ones who wear heels and the track stars. He likes the girl in the front of his geometry class, the one who knows the answer to every problem set, and he likes the departmental secretary, two years out of college with button down shirts that don’t close all the way. Sam likes white lace bra straps and cinnamon chewing gum and the way they look in the back of the Impala, spread out and flushed underneath his hands.*
Sam spends the first three days after wrapped around him like a blanket, in the middle of threadbare hotel sheets in North Dakota with thunderstorms rolling in across the plains.*
In the face of bitter betrayal and confused passion, they found each other. Now, among the anger and jealousy of others who resent their love, can they remember what drew them together in the first place? Can they remember – or even acknowledge – who they want?*
Actually, it’s very complicated. It is obviously a Rurouni Kenshin AU, and it is yaoi/shonen-ai. The main characters are homosexual. It’s about their relationship. The story spans only a few months but these poor guys go through so much. The story kind of exploded into what you see.*
Jim is the headmaster of a Military Boys School. Any guess as to who the delinquent is?*
A blood feud between warning kingdoms places a young man with the unique ability to see ghosts in a precarious situation, where only he might be able to save the prince heir.*
A very brutal look into a young man’s introduction into the world of slavery at the hands of invading ogre forces and his own discovery of inner power that might prove to be his salvation.*
Young hustler, Blair Sandburg, unwillingly becomes embroiled in a serial murder. Only Jim Ellison, a cop with a distaste for hustlers, can stand between him and certain death.*
When Strife interferes in a wedding, some very influential people are not pleased, and he is sentenced to work with Cupid to fix things. Strife finds himself growing closer and closer to the God of Love. Can Cupid help Strife overcome a dark incident in his past, and find love?*
Jim Ellison is Sentinel Prime of the planet of Cascade, and desperately in need of a Guide. He finds one in a most unlikely candidate; and then his problems really begin.*
Loving Jim and having Jim love him in return had been his heart’s desire for years. But was it what he really wanted? Was it what he could live with?*
The path to true love is never smooth. That goes double if you’re an underage boy in love with a rampantly sexual dominant who just happens to run a hair salon. Trenton Vittelli meets Clive when he is only fourteen, just beginning to awaken to his own sexuality. Love at first sight, at least on Trenton’s part. Clive isn’t exactly uninterested, but his scruples are tougher than the leather he wears, and he won’t touch the boy until he’s of age.*
Trenton Vittelli and Clive are a happy, firmly established couple, but not all relationships are as good as theirs. Bryant McAllister is Trenton’s teammate. He is also caught in an abusive, exploitative relationship with his swim coach. Trent and Clive take an interest in Bryant. Clive is angered when he learns that Priory Lowell, in order to gratify his own twisted desires, has forced Bryant into a submissive role. Bryant is confused about his own sexuality and his place in the world. Clive, sensing a fledgling Dom, helps him find the determination to break free. Sequel to Clean Sweep.*
Re-entry. It’s always the part I hate the most. It’s when you’re the most vulnerable.*
“It took Sam a while to work it out, why we weren’t working right, but a few years back he did. And he kissed me again, but it was him, not some-” Dean paused, then spat the word, “-monster.”*
Jensen is a stripper, Jared is an innocent college boy that falls head over heels in lust for him, but will Jensen’s deep, dark secret and Jared’s sexual confusing destroy everything?*
Whereas Western thought developed the idea of elements as substances, and Indian thought as emanations, Chinese philosophy conceived of the five elements, or Wu Xing, as dynamic states of change.*
An alternate ending/beginning to the happenings of Gluhen with some Weiss side B influences thrown in.*
The sequel of Would You Kill Me In My Sleep. Starts fourteen years later… to the day, from the ending of Would You Kill Me In My Sleep.
They wake up together. They go to bed together. Oh yeah – and stuff happens in between.*
On a ship so small, eventually, someone is bound to find out. Especially if caution is thrown to the wind.* Sequel to Double-Edged Sword.
Sometimes all it takes is one swift blow, and all is lost, or won.* Sequel to Cuts Both Ways.
Mal has an option about Simon that he is asked to prove.* This is just barely over the “too schmoopy!” line for me, but the sex is too hot to not share.
Simon thrust the needle into the man’s arm. The young man would not remember anything that had happened in the last six hours.*
Bob Bryar is a man of mystery, even Frank says so. What if there was a reason for his reticence.*
Brendon has a habit of handling Pete the same way he handles his twelve-year-old daughter.*
Spencer couldn’t remember when they’d had the baby discussion. If he had to guess he’d say it must’ve happened some time after Brendon packed up his Chicago apartment and moved to Vegas to live with Spencer. They went through a whole laundry list of discussions that weekend though, ranging from how Brendon liked cold showers in the summer, to how Spencer really hated lukewarm soda.* Pseudo sequel to Shattered Glass and Sounding Drums.
“Well,” Pete says slowly, “did I ever tell you about that time the music was banned?”*
“They were so used to quarrelling and making it up again that they got married so as to go on doing it more conveniently.” (C.S. Lewis) Sequel to Asking to Be Born.
“Oh, fuck.” Pete throws his head back, panting, fingers scrabbling at Patrick’s sweat-slick back. “Fockfuckfuck, Patrick, Patrick.”*
Spencer’s sitting cross-legged in the middle of the bed in a thin pair of sleep pants and one of Jon’s old tour t-shirts. The baby’s resting in the cradle of his folded legs, her head on his thigh, her tiny hands fisted in the air as Spencer feeds her from a bottle. Follows that “Jon/Spencer baby thing.”*
One of Mikey’s wacky inventions gets used by accident. Mayhem and toddlers ensue.* Sequel to the Negotiation Limerick File.
“Okay, this is what I’ve figured out so far. I’m stuck in some sort of hell that looks vaguely like a Sandra Bullock movie.”*
Patrick is a widower and young father. Pete is an advertising exec with a failing relationship. When Patrick’s daughter makes a call to a radio shrink, lives intersect and shenanigans ensue.*
Gerard is the principal at an elementary school. Young Giuseppe gets into a fight and Gerard has to call his dad, a hotass punk studio musician named Frank.*
We all know John disappeared because he got a lead on the demon, but what if he ran off when the boys were still kids?*
A cult is rumored to be guarding the Fountain of Youth. Oh, and while investigating it, Sam and Dean get roped into getting married.*
Sam gets whammied in an unexpected way.* This is a genderswap fic. Kinda.
The first time it happens, they’re in a bar outside of Reston, Virginia. Sam’s out the other side of grateful and into really fucking pissed off; apparently he’d rather be six feet under than have both of them alive, perfectly fine. Dean doesn’t get it.*
A fantasy AU, introducing the world of bounds, the most frightening of them being the kage.* I’ve linked to the yahoo group as the author does not maintain a website or have fic archived anywhere else.
Detective Jim Ellison and his partner Megan Connor enroll in Pottery Class for an undercover assignment, and one of them becomes teacher’s pet.*
Naomi, my mother, always told me, “You can be whatever you want to be, sweetheart.”*
The war is long over, yet darkness has not all gone. Harry Potter continues to fight, but can he take it for long? What does he do when the person he cares for most falls?*
Hidden behind the blue eyes of Harry Jameson are the green eyes of Harry Potter, and the knowledge of many things to come.*
This is how it starts: Brendon wakes up in Ryan’s bed for the 47th time in a row and rolls over to look wistfully at Ryan, as is his custom. For about fifteen minutes in the morning, Brendon has time to just look and pretend that Ryan doesn’t have a wall, chain link fence, barbed wire and a moat around him. But this time, on the 47th morning, Ryan isn’t there.* Sequel to Back to Where You Are.
Sam and Dean spend the afternoon wading through the swamp around a voodoo priestess’s cabin in New Orleans, and by the time they get back to the hotel, it’s all Sam can do to take a shower and climb into bed.* Sequel to Radical Feminism.
He went home with two slices of leftover pizza and the strange impression that McKay could almost have been a nice guy, if he hadn’t been an asshole.*
The first time is just outside of Boston, on the shoulder of an exit ramp. It’s thirty five degrees and pouring rain, and one of their headlights is out; Dean’s got two wrenches and a replacement light bulb, and he’s been fucking with it for fifteen minutes.*
Jim and Blair make a life for themselves outside of USSP rules.* Sequel to Guidelines: Regulations.
Jim and Blair try to find a normal life, but others seek power and threaten the pair.* Sequel to Guidelines: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.
Cascade profiler, Blair Sandburg, is off to London for a speaking engagement. The only problem is murder threats and mayhem follow. Can his assigned bodyguard help?*
Scotland Yard requests the aid of profiler Blair Sandburg and Detective Ellison. Will they find their jobs waiting for them if they take the case?* Sequel to Murder By Ritual.
Profiler Blair Sandburg faces a puzzling case but finds more danger in facing the senior Ellison.* Sequel to A Wake For Murder.
Blair figures out how Jim can better control his senses, but he needs another Guide to do so.*
Clark and Lex further their relationship after meeting again, five years in the future.*
When you begin something, if you are wise, you realize that the beginning presages its own ending.* Sequel to Omiai.
Five years after the end of Omiai, Clark and Lex host their first Christmas in their new house.* Sequel to Omiai and The Oak Tree and the Cypress.
Finding out about Clark’s sexual leaning one night over mashed potatoes and gravy, Martha approaches the only man that she feels can keep her son safe.*
In Crush, Pamela says, “I was too scared to even tell just once how much you mean to me. How much I wanted to help you grow up.” Lex replies by saying, “I wish you had. I might be a better man.”*
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French ticklers.*
Inspired by Jensen’s story at the Paley Festival. He takes a shortcut through the mental hospital from Asylum. It’s CREEPY. And then Jared shows up.*
Jensen loves only two things in his life: drumming and his best friend Jared. Unfortunately, Jared, his head buried in his painting and a years old crush on a girl named Sandy, only knows about the drumming.*
Sam and Dean investigate a series of disappearances and end up learning a lot more than they bargained for.*
In which Ray has trouble letting go, Fraser is stern, and someone goes to school.* A preview to A Passing Feeling.
The thing about orphans is the emo.* I’m not even freaking kidding you. This is awesome and perfectly and utterly flipping hilarious.
After Sam does his Sam thing in 2.21, Dean moves on, finds himself missing his brother and raising a baby girl.*
Sam is turned into a kid on Halloween, and adult Dean has to take him trick or treating.*
After losing his wife, Jensen’s determined to be a good father, even though he doesn’t ever plan on dating again. But once he meets Jared, everything changes.*
Jensen Ackles has a problem: while his newly-gay boyfriend Jared is perfectly fine with Jensen, their daughters and he all moving into their first home together, he’s not fine with telling his parents about his new life. It doesn’t take long until Jensen’s wish for Jared to come out and to stand up for his family leads to fights and tension. When the perfect occasion arises – the birthday of Jared’s mother – Jared finally gives in and agrees to take Jensen and their daughters to San Antonio to meet his parents. The trip to Texas sucks everyone into a proper roller coaster ride of emotions.*
Rodney claimed he would have figured it out eventually, that he was a genius, and it was only a matter of time and – if case John hadn’t noticed – he’d been a little busy saving Atlantis from imminent doom of one sort or another, so excuse the hell out of him if he wasn’t actually aware that the head of Atlantis’s military was pining away with big gay love for him.*
John and Rodney are stranded on a planet together, and Rodney finds out John isn’t exactly the guy he thought he was.*
SGC finally stops calling him by December. Rodney celebrates by writing a final exam for his relativity class so difficult that it reduces four students to tears in the exam hall. Upon reflection, he decides to be merciful and offer partial credit.*
“You’re incredibly weird, do you know that? And gorgeous. And also annoying, and entirely too smart and too charming for anyone’s good, and I should completely and utterly loathe you.”*
It was the tenth time they’d done this. It was their eleventh kiss.*
John deserves this after being kicked out, sent away, and cast adrift on a planet that didn’t make any sense and had no real use for him.* John/Rodney/Ronon threesome. Spoilers for The Return Part 2.
Rodney crossed his arms under his breasts. “Well, this is stupid. And typical. Both my opportunities for hot gay sex and heterosexual sex are ruined!”*
When Rodney decides to expand their sexual repitoire, John learns some things he wasn’t expecting.*
Doctor Rodney McKay might be the most intelligent man in two galaxies, capable of saving Atlantis and all who live in her a dozen times a week (before and after coffee, even, although the first means nobody wants to get close enough to give him any help), but some things still evade him.*
Earth is gone, lost to the Ori and Atlantis has to take a hard look at how to survive now that they’re on their own.*
“I’m here to propose an arrangement. Between us. I assume you remember our talk from earlier today and how… challenging dating can be on Atlantis. And since we’ve established that you’re attracted to me, I think it would be mutually beneficial for us to have sex.”*
The Ancients’ genes didn’t just confer the power to activate their technology. For ten percent of Earth’s population, like John Sheppard, the ATA gene also gave them Gifts: special abilities that made them admired, envied, and feared. Sheppard was a Charmer, one of the feared ones, whose particular Gift let him create faith whenever he needed to be trusted or believed. But Sheppard didn’t trust himself not to destroy what he loved most. And somewhere along the line, amid the terror and chaos of the Expedition’s first year in the Pegasus Galaxy, what Sheppard loved most had become Rodney McKay. McKay didn’t trust anyone. As soon as you started trusting people, you started counting on them, depending on them, and that was when you became vulnerable. And vulnerable things didn’t survive. So just when, exactly, had he started trusting Sheppard? And what was going to happen, now that he did?*
“At least it wasn’t a Russian mail order bride.”* Set during those mostly-missing six weeks on Earth in episode 3×10 – The Return Part 1.
“All I’m saying,” Rodney complained, and John heard him take the flashlight out of his mouth so he could pronounce consonants, “is that you could have tried a little harder to resist Princess Sparkleberry over there.”*
John ends up refurbishing a supermarket two blocks from campus, and finds that this might be home.*
“So, uh,” Wharton said, with a little nervous cough. “You’re not so much his mathmetician as you are his ‘mathmetician’.”*
The summer before college, Rodney the camp counselor meets John the lifeguard at Camp Atlantis. Homesick kids, campfires, and Scooby Doo Mysteries ensue.*
A dark, serious Aya/Yohji fic. Yohji gets into an accident and suffers traumatic amnesia. I cried. A lot.
Sequel to Shadow Games, taking place the very morning after the end of the last story.*
Yohji was just about to take a sip of his first drink of the night when Aya slammed out of the tiny bathroom on the far side of the trailer, utterly naked except for a disheveled yukata sticking awkwardly to his wet body.*
They had brought his into a vast echoing space, dimly lit by a single obscured bulb so that the small pool of light fell only around the doorway.*
Yohji was on the corner across the street when he heard the low, annoyed shout of “Buy something or LEAVE!” echo out from inside the flower shop.*
It had been a long night, and all Yohji wanted to do was collapse into his wide, soft bed and sleep.* Follows More Than Good.
“If only he would let me. If only I could talk to him!” Omi lifted his face, his eyes huge puddles of tears.* From the Wild series.
Jim Ellison goes undercover to try to find the runaway paramour, and son, of a crime boss. He’s about to face his toughest challenge yet — riding herd on a class of six-year-olds — and possibly finding the love of his life.*
A drunken Blair lives to rue the day he let his little ‘secret’ slip to his partner.*
Two weeks after they’re back from Sierra Verde, Alex regains consciousness and Jim decides to go see her.*
Blair tries to find himself after he decides that he can’t stay in Cascade. Jim isn’t ready to give up.*
Blair is taken against his will and brought to a holding area for Sentinels that are in desperate need of a Guide.*
Jim and Blair face off against the US Sentinel Program.* Sequel to Guidelines: Beginnings.
Life is all about sizzle for rising poker star Jared Padalecki. He’s always on the prowl for th enext big win–or so he tells the press when they ask when he’ll give up the scene. Jensen Ackles, however, might prove the exception to his rule… Several years ago a boy with some intriguing rough edges dumped Jared and left town, maturing into a huge success. Now Jensen is back. And Jared’s friends predict if Jensen’s as talented at bad behavior as he is at everything else, Jared will enjoy the fling of a lifetime!*
Later, Dean would remember that Certain Doom smells a lot like fried chicken.*
This is an in-depth look at the flashback scene from For the Love of a Chevy, so you might want to read that first.*
This be the one where Sam gets his cherry popped.* Third in the series. Follows We’re Not Discussing It.
A not so stupid person once said that hope was radical. What does that say about romance?*
A while back somebody somewhere was bitching about sentient cocks in fanfic. And, for some reason, that made me want to write about Ray Kowalski’s sentient cock, or, failing that, just write a story where I talked about his cock a lot.*
According to the folk song, “There is a house in New Orleans they call the ‘Rising Sun’.” Well, they got the name right, if not the town, because when Dean and Sam find a hotel called El Sol Naciente in the middle of the desert, they realise pretty quickly that something is wrong. The only question is whether they can defeat the evil at the heart of The Rising Sun before it uses their own desires to destroy them.*
“Sometimes,” Jensen said, grunting as he sliced into his skin, “I get the impression I’m better off not dealing with people. It’s a real pain the ass being human.”*
Jensen disappears without a trace and Jared finds himself in the middle of a conspiracy that he couldn’t have imagined on his best day.*
Dean and Sam have to explore their feelings in order to solve the case.*
On the first day of the fall semester, J.D. Russell discovered his teaching assistant salary was less than advertised, his counterpoint professor was either habitually stoned or mentally ill, not sure which, and his car had just suffered some kind of possibly terminal injury.*
Carson Beckett encounters a piece of Ancient technology which changes his life in more ways than one.*
Just to be clear from the very start: I take no responsibility for this whatsoever. It is all Luthien’s fault. She it was who pimped SGA to me tirelessly until I succumbed, and she it was who directly prompted this, this – whatever it is. (author’s note)*
When Rodney is being culled, John suddenly has to deal with the loss of his best friend. As for Rodney, things get downhill from there.* Set somewhere after The Hive, spoilers up to that episode.
Well, what happened is svmadelyn wrote It Stops Being Funny At Skirts about John Sheppard turning into a woman, and in the midst of laughing my own ass off at the story, I realized there seemed to be a little scene missing, and I asked svmadelyn if I could fill it in, and she said yes, and then… genderfuckery.*
This story starts at svmadelyn’s It Stops Being Funny At Skirts, takes the optional scenic route along thisisbone’s Skirting the Issue, (both of which you should read first), and then veers off and takes the side road in a different direction.*
Life is great for Dr Rodney McKay, a research theorist at Berkeley. He’s managed to arrange it so that he sees students only rarely, and he’s getting laid frequently by fellow MENSA member and ecology professor Christine. What more could a man want? Unfortunately for Rodney, it turns out that Christine wants more. Faced with her demands that he learn to dance or she’ll dump him, Rodney turns to John Sheppard: part-time dance instructor and full time bank-teller, with a dream of becoming a pilot. John’s supposed to be teaching him how to waltz, but Rodney’s learning a lot more than that! But what will happen when the music ends?*
“This,” Rodney said with a finger-pokey gesture and a sneer mostly hidden in the depths of his parka, “is all your fault.”*
AU in which John never gets to Antarctica. He and Rodney meet anyway.*
Turning into a bright red rubber duck isn’t top on Dean’s list of “Oh Shit, I Would Give Anything For This Not to Have Happened” Things, but it’s definitely number two. Well, okay, maybe number three.*
Jensen Ackles is the cutest, sassiest secretary the city of New York has ever seen. He’s gorgeous, resourceful, and works under the best lawyer in the country. Literally.*
Sam wakes up at 5:08 AM to a weird tapping against his back. He blinks slowly at the numbers on the alarm clock and tries to add up in his head how much longer he has to sleep. The alarm is set to go off at seven, and Sam thinks that one hour and fifty-two minutes more shuteye would be perfect if Dean will quit tapping or poking or whatever the fuck he’s doing to him.*
Jared is one of the leads of the new TV show Supernatural, but under the cover of darkness he is Shadow, a costumed superhero in dark blue spadex who prowls the streets fighting crime and saving people. The move to Vancourver means dealing with an entirely new city to patrol, Mike and Tom’s ridiculous excuse for a two-man superhero team, and the mysterious man in black on a motorcycle who’s following Shadow on his patrols and keeping Jared up nights.*
The cat tipped its head back and looked up. “Sam, is that you?” There was a moment, and then the cat nodded slowly, up and down. A clear gesture, “Sam, you cut that out right now. It’s not funny.”*
He was an intelligent, intuitive pet, but he wasn’t going to start sniffing out ZPMs or hidden Ancient weaponry or detailed instructions on how to kill a Wraith with a common household item. A pen, for instance.*
Rodney McKay meets international playboy Johnnie Sheppard on a cruise to the French Riviera.* Written for Reel_SGA challenge.
Children are going missing, and Detective Sheppard’s first suspect is the solitary musician living on the edge of the swamp.*
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard and Dr. Rodney McKay’s relationship takes an unexpected turn after the Meet and Greet party for Atlantis’ new staff. Picks up right after Intruder.*
Colonel John Sheppard knew, from the moment he first met Dr. Rodney McKay, that the man would be in trouble.* This novel-length story is a prequel to General and Dr. Sheppard telling the story of how the AU John and Rodney first got together.
So, what if John and Rodney were hairdressers?* The author titles this series of John/Rodney ficlets as “Three John/Rodney AUs I’m Totally Not Writing.”
What if John was a lifeguard and Rodney was a scientist studying algae?* Number 3 in the “Three John/Rodney AUs I’m Totally Not Writing.” series.
John inherits a farm, Rodney ends up entirely out of his element, and there is much ado about baseball.* First in the series.
Rodney catches a cold.* Second in the A Far In Iowa Series.
An accident with Ancient technology sucks a John and Rodney from an alternate universe onto Atlantis – and they have very different ideas about sex, marriage, and relationships.* Link goes to first chapter. To view the rest, go to the first page of the journal.
“Okay, since I’m obviously not getting through to you using words of more than one syllable, let me put it as simply as possible: No.”*
Don’t be sily, John says. You’re Bob and I’m Bing; now get in the car and let’s go find ourselves a Dorothy.*
“But… but why would Canada need spies? It’s one of our major allies,” John insisted. “It- you haven’t even fully broken ties with Britain, you’re hardly a major player in international politics, your army is like, three mounties and a wolf…”*
Being on the same planet with John Sheppard was aggravating enough, sometimes; being in the same body was an order of magnitude worse.*
And John pouted, which was on his list of things he really regretted he could no longer see. Because John Sheppard, Lieutenant Colonel, with his lips pursed out and shoulders slightly slumped was the exact incarnation of the best five-year-old’s pout he had ever witnessed.*
Picks up where “A Farm In Iowa” left off – Rodney makes his move, John finds Star Wars a hell of a lot more taxing than he’d ever imagined, and Katie Brown throws a curveball, just to keep things interesting.* Second in the Fram In Iowa series.
There is much freaking. Scroll a bit for this one… It fits… someplace in the A Farm In Iowa series after And Then There Was Finn.*
They don’t touch afterward – they untangle, sometimes laugh softly, trade well-meaning insults, and roll apart.*
In which Radek Zalenka tackles crises, both immediate and at one remove.*
Big spider. Slash. Lemon bars. Everyone almost dies… don’t you love it?*
Rodney accepted that one day he might die on an alien planet… he just didn’t want to be killed by giant bats… or giant anything for that matter.*
Rodney rolled his eyes. “It wasn’t that offensive. If your scientists were worth anything, they’d have thicker hides than that!” “Besides, was perfectly valid criticism,” Zelenka added. John held up the recorder again, and pressed play. “Quack quack quack,” it said, in Rodney’s voice. “Quack honk quack quack honk honk!”*
Rodney tangled a hand into John’s sweaty hair. “It was good right? What you wanted?” John pushed his head back against Rodney’s palm. “You mean the ‘fuck me’ and ‘harder’ and all the begging didn’t clue you in?”*
“If I could not kill him without bloodshed,” said Teyla, emerging from the tent with a pleased smile on her face, “I would not be worthy of my people.” “You didn’t kill him, right?” Sheppard asked, straight-faced. Teyla inclined her head to him, but said nothing. Not looking at each other, Rodney and Sheppard shuffled a little closer together.*
Rodney has written the single greatest composition to ever be played by a violin. John plays that violin.*
Gerard hasn’t prayed in years, probably not since Gamma died. It’s just… no. Not happening. He imagines sometimes that he’s in a staredown contest with God, arms folded, glaring at each other.*
The real tragedy is not the act itself, but the mess it leaves behind.* Sequel to Passenger.
Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Part one of the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.
Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Fourth in the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.
Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Fifth in the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.
Wincest, implied violence, various kinks, strong language, moderately defused wit, waterlogged hell beasties, hot boys with stupid haircuts and straight people necking on television. Yeah. Scary. But, seriously-don’t read this story if you are at all offended by incest between minors. It’s canon that the boys are brothers, folks. Brothers are boys and boys get up to no good when left to their own devices. It’’s a fact of life. Don’t send me hate-mail over it.
Dean is creepily, incestuously interested in Sam. But this isn’t one of those “OMG INCEST IS SO HAWT” stories, so– I’m just warning you. It’s creepy. And maybe you should’t read it. SIGH!*
After the death of their father, the Winchester brothers discover the beginning of the road to their destinies. Two destinies that were foretold thousands of years before they were born and entwined so tightly neither can tread the road alone.*
Sam disappears after a fight and Dean finds him ten months later in a hospital. Dean has to work to put their relationship back together while dealing with a major change in their lives.*
When the poto mitana’s presence is required in New Orleans, Sam and Dean find themselves in a battle for control of the vodouisantes. Dena expects trouble but doesn’t expect to find himself in a battle for his own mind.* Sequel to Knowledge of Dead Secrets.
Two years after the yellow-eyed demon is defeated, the Winchesters are still waiting for their happy ending.*
John never disappeared before the pilot episode, so Dean never went to Stanford to find Sam. Two months later and they discover the demon went after Sam after all.*
Gerard looks up and sees Frank’s head poking around the corner of the door to his office.*
It’s the end of the world as these kids know it, and Gabe Saporta is throwing a party.*
In a wold where werewolves, vampires, and humans live together in shaky and relative peace, Spencer finds a boy on the side of the road, naked, bruised, and sporting vampire bites. Stopping to save him might just be the dumbest thing Spencer’s ever done… or the best.*
A Constantine movie AU, with a watered down plot and lots of scenes that don’t exist in the movie. This would probably make more sense if you’ve seen the movie, however.*
Bob’s just moved from Chicago to Jersey, leaving behind his drumset, his friends, and more importantly, himself. It feels like a new beginning when he steps into his high school and into the arms of a new group of friends. He doesn’t think it could get any better until he meets Frank, who forces him to re-examine himself and his ideas about the people around him.*
They’re just superheroes trying to save the world: How Frank convinced Bob to run.*
Cattle rancher Jensen Ackles isn’t looking for love-but he is looking for a wife. He wants a partner who will settle down with him in the Outback, a practical, down-to-earth woman who won’t be seduced by the bright lights of the city. Hot ex-actor Jared Padalecki doesn’t seem to fit Jensen’s criteria at all. With his model looks he can’t trust that Jared’s growing attraction for him is for real. But that doesn’t seem to stop Jensen thinking about him-every minute of every day!*
Jared Padalecki is good at looking after himself – he’s been doing it all his life. So what if he’s along and pregnant? He’ll cope! But gorgeous cowboy Jensen Ackles seems determined to take care of him. And Jared can help him – Jensen needs a temporary wife; Jared needs somewhere to start over again. A short-term marriage will solve all their difficulties! As Jared gets to know the courageous, honorable Jensen, he realizes that he might have made the biggest mistake of his life. Because all this wife-for-hire wants is a marriage for real!*
Everything is going fine for Dr. Jensen Ackles, a successful 3rd-year resident in obstetrics and gynecology at Grace’s Hearth hospital in San Francisco. But when a 22-year-old art student shows up claiming he’s pregnant, Jensen is completely certain he’s crazy. After a bunch of tests, a sonogram, and a bizarre story about having invoked the wrath of a ram-headed Egyptian fertility god, it turns out that Jared Padalecki isn’t joking: he really did get knocked up! And when Jared insists on having an OB-GYN of his own gender, Jensen’s long stretch of successfully not falling for one of his patients is finally at an end.*
When the Princess of Belleville enters the rooms meant as workplaces for the Prince of Belleville, he finds his husband — likely one of the strongest sorcerers in the land, the second (or third, depending on who you ask) most powerful man in the kingdom, and heir to a crown dating back thousands of years — poking his finger delightedly into a hole in the wall.*
This is sort of just a look into the relationship of Sam and Dean post-Fitchburg. There isn’t really a resolution, because I don’t see the resolution coming until Devil’s Trap…*
The downward spiral.* Sequel to And You Can Be the Remedy.
Inexplicable, unexplainable bodyswap leads to Jensen getting to know Sophia a little better than he maybe wants.*
Jared and Jensen are attacked by the lyrical, poetic schmoop fairies.*
It’s like how I Can talk to you when you’re not even there…*
In which there is broken glass, a sick drummer, a story, a festival, and a song.*
‘Later, later, soon,” becomes a whole lot later and not so much soon.* A sequel to Hey Gravity! or at least a continuation of sorts.
Fashion world AU. All our favorite boys have jobs in the fashion world. An outtake from a much larger verse.*
Bob Bryar is not dreamy. Bob Bryar looks like the kind of guy who could fuck you up in a back alley, but doesn’t care enough about you to actually do it. Greta has had the most inconvenient crush on Bob Bryar since freshman year.*
Frank used to live a perfectly normal life in New Jersey with his babbo, sister Anny and nephew Matthew; but everything changed the day he started working at Mode. This is the story of an ordinary day at the office.*
Joe refuses to be charmed. Joe’s neighbor is some sort of drunkard or druggie, okay, and he smells like wood varnish and burnt hair and Joe really, really hopes he doesn’t have an explosive meth lab set up in his garage.*
Spencer has some issues with Jon, but he’s too busy to worry about them because people are trying to kill his band.* Follows the Negotiation Limerick File and The Grasshopper Unit.
Okay, okay. Christ. So these rock stars came in when the storm hit, they got a couple of rooms, the end.* Sequel to Rest Stop.
He has about eight minutes left. This is also, coincidentally, how long Brendon has left to live if he does not return Spencer’s aftershave.*
They get stuck in fucked up situations all the time. Second in the Ordeals Verse.
“Responsibility” should be Spencer Smith’s middle name (except it’s James). After all, not many people would sacrifice their lives to run the family bakery and raise their twin sisters. But now the girls are grown, and Spencer has to learn to put his own needs first! And Brendon, the Sweet Spot’s newest regular, might just be what Spencer’s looking for. But will Brendon’s past get in the way of their present?*
Set a few months after the events of ‘Further and Further Out’. Sam is still not entirely himself when a vision of their father in trouble sends a reluctant Dean off to track down John Winchester. Sequel to Further In and Further Out.
Jared and Jensen negotiate the boundaries of their new relationship.* Sequel to Settling Into Now.
“He hears it on the radio, and for the first measure, something coils inside of him, low in his stomach, lean and hungry and needing.”*
While investigating a routine curse in a small California town, Dean loses his memory. With only his brother to lean on, feelings begin to develop that aren’t exactly brotherly. How’s Sam going to cope with that?*
It was my fault. I couldn’t warn him. When he… when the kid came for him, I wasn’t able to. It was my fault.*
When Dean disappears on a hunt, the last thing Sam expects is the help of another psychic in trying to find him. The search doesn’t go well, and when Dean walks back into his life, it’s with the news that tears the world out from under them both.*
Six months after Full Moon, Fast Cars, Sam and Dean are hunting together when the yellow-eyed demon makes a reappearance, and Dean is brought face to face with his old life and the reasons he quit hunting in the first place.* Sequel to Full Moon, Fast Cars.
It turns out Denan was wrong when he said there was no such thing as unicorns. It also turns out that when a unicorn steals your memories, you have to play nice to get them back. But what’s a Winchester to do in the meantime?*
As a favor, Sam and Dean pick up on a job where Bobby’s left off. Only, the spirit the Winchester boys are attempting to usher to the other side is making things more complicated than they’re supposed to be. First in the Ordeals verse.*
Heero and Duo are taken to an alternate dimension to fight for a new cause.*
Who or what is killing children in Kingsburg? Sam and Dean investigate the deaths and race to stop another from happening. Along the way, Dean shows how far he’ll go to protect his brother.*
Jensen never wanted to fall in love, but now all he wants is to share his life with someone who loves him.*
Somehow, “Oh, hey, you know how I told you I’m a quarter Irish and a quarter German? Well I forgot to mention that the other half is Demon,” is a little hard to voice.*
Ray didn’t ever lie to his band. Not telling them that he was a werewolf technically wasn’t a lie. Besides, having a werewolf in a rock band is hardly a big deal.*
Gerard Way leads a life of quiet desperation. Every morning he wakes up at six-thirty on the dot. He showers and dresses and has a cup of coffee and a cigarette for breakfast. He is out the door by seven-fifteen and in the office by seven-forty-five.*
“Spencer,” Brendon said slowly, looking at each of them in turn, “what exactly did you wish for?”*
Spencer really wishes that “sorry, I had to slay this vampire” was an excuse he could actually use for not having finished his homework. It’s not like it’s not true.* (AU in which the Panic boys are still in high school, and Spencer finds out he’s destined to be a Slayer, a la the Buffy verse.)
Brendon’s wish backfires and he turns into Spencer’s drum kit. As you do.*
“Look, Spencer, look!” Spencer, who had been trying to read that issue of Kerrang he’d had stuffed in his bunk for the past four months but never had the time to get to, dodged Brendon’s probing hands with practiced ease. “No, Brendon.”*
The AU where Panic is a wedding band called The First Wives Club. Brendon named them. It’s okay though; Pete’s wedding band is called Lloyd Dobler’s Boombox, but only because it kind of stuck.*
The first time Bob ever sees Trish, he can’t actually see her at first. He’s twenty, home from school for Thanksgiving, and his buddy Kyle drags him out to a club to see some band that sucks.*
Ten things Brian Schechter learned while babysitting My Chemical Romance.*
For two boys who aren’t even dating, there’s an awful lot of drama going down.*
Frank knows that keeping a job you hate just because it happens to involve hot people is a really bad idea, but he’s always kind of liked bad ideas.*
Special Collector’s edition of Axe: The Horror of Man, complete with new techniques to master and a special making-of documentary! Or something. The Game Designers AU.
Brendon and Spencer meet each other in a first year philosophy class that they are taking as an outside elective. They both sit in the front row.*
Brendon and Haley are the biggest gossips on tour, best known for their stealthy, ninja-like song-writing abilities.* Sequel to The Best Thing Since Ducks.
“So,” Spencer says, and they all stare at him. “Pete’ll be in touch.”*
Brendon really loves his band. Unfortunately, they all have amazing, hot boyfriends.*
chemistry lab partners AU. I know what you’re thinking: “why would you do that?!” i don’t know dudes. but see? I write cheesy happy stuff sometimes too!*
There are some days when Frank sits around his apartment for hours, wandering from the kitchen to the dining area to the bedroom to the bathroom in nothing but his pajamas, and just regrets.*
Gerard has decided that Frank deserves a circus. Everybody, including all of FOB and PATD, get involved.*
In which Bob owns a tattoo shop and the rest of the MCR boys work for him. Frank is the new guy, and Gerard is in so much trouble. PatD boys also make an appearance.*
Like everything, it starts in Vegas.*
It’s during one of their coveted hotel nights that Frank finally has enough. Gerard’s wearing his stupid skeleton pajamas, the ones Frank liked until they started to smell like the inside of his high school gym locker. Gerard’s hair is brushing his face in greasy clumps that make Frank’s own skin itch in sympathy.*
The fifth time Brendon jerks off to a guy, he calls up Shane and says, “Spencer Smith’s beard made me gay.”*
Rodney is sort of angered beyond all possible comprehension at the new batch of scientists.*
“It takes three licks, dude,” Joe says, and Brendon nods, says, “Duh,” because he’s a freaking wise owl, he knows these things.*
The beginning of the semester always gets Frank jittery, but in a good way. It’s one of those times when everything seems new and possible, and the stress of exams and term papers seems a lifetime away.*
Spencer’s not quite sure what Brendon is doing, but he thinks it could be considered flirting.*
It’s not like it actually changes that much. Spencer is still his friend and his bandmate and his Guitar Hero sidekick and his main rival for apple juice in the morning. It’s just now Brendon is aware that Spencer is made up of squares and smooth circles and he wants to fucking touch them.*
“I hate Valentine’s Day,” Patrick says while tearing into the Taco Bell bag the runner brought to the studio for lunch. He extracts a handful of packets and tries to decide what level of hot sauce he wants, choosing the hottest. He’ll go for broke; perhaps the sauce will burn away the sour taste brought upon by thoughts of Valentine’s Day.*
Joe Trohman doesn’t like dudes. He shouldn’t even have to say it. It’s implied in his name, like an invisible footnote or something.*
“Hey, baby girl,” Brendon says softly. He thinks he should have thought of something more profound to welcome his daughter in to the world.*
“This okay?” Brendon asked a moment later, breaking off from kissing Spencer to slide his hands down Spencer’s chest.*
Step 1: Watch the music video for “A Little Less Sixteen Candles…” Step 2: Listen to “Vampires Will Never Hurt You.” Step 3: Mix liberally.*
At the end, it wasn’t that he didn’t realize he had a problem, that he was in trouble. It was just that, even knowing that, he couldn’t stop himself-or believed he couldn’t, which amounted to the same thing.*
It’s not so much the turning into a girl that’s a problem; that’s happened before. It’s the fact that Frank doesn’t turn back.*
You may have to search around a little bit. There isn’t really a master page for this fic.
Frank’s a rock star. Gerard’s a bodyguard hired to protect him. Together they fight crime. Shenanigans ensue.*
It was the best game William had ever conceived, and to be sure, William had conceived of many good games. But Steal-Everyone’s-Phones-And-Make-Inappropriate-Calls Game was both a great time waster and a time of wasted greatness. Oh yes.*
Brendon shifts his weight from foot to foot, and tries to keep his expression casually disinterested as he scans the bulletin board outside of the student activities office.*
Sam and Dean tried to bake the impossible cake.* I know, seriously, I know. But this series is somehow charming and funny and sweet. Dean might be out of character, but the character he is in is a good one. Different but good.
Jensen’s hit by a curse when giving Sam and Dean a helping hand with a case. His life instantly turns… interesting and it really wasn’t all that dull to begin with.*
In which Jensen is a school teacher, Jared is a TV star, and the rest of the gang fill out random positions around them.*
The thing about spells was that they rarely worked in real life like they did on TV or in the movies.*
Jared Padalecki is arranged to marry Jensen Ackles. No matter how hot the guy is, he’s not keen on the idea. Nope.*
Sam isn’t the only one with powers. Unfortunately for Dean, his mystical ability to grow flowers doesn’t have the same awe-inspiring effect.*
Jared is a DJ at the South Texas University radio station. Jensen is a grad student with a thing for the sophomore DJ. Things happen.* Will return soon.
Dean never thought he would enter a beauty pageant; Sam never thought he would see his brother in a dress. There’s a first time for everything, right?*
AU in the vein of movies like Hitch – Jensen’s an unofficial advice guru, and Jared’s his latest project. Except while Jensen’s supposed to be helping Jared end up with the woman of his dreams, he falls for him instead.*
Jared’s lack of fashion sense just might finally drive Jensen one of these days…*
Based loosely (VERY loosely) on the Friends episode “The One With the Stoned Guy” with Jensen as the neurotic chef and Jared as the stoned restauranteur.*
A misunderstanding leads to Jensen adopting the role of fiancé to the currently comatose Jeff Padalecki – Jensen`s unrequited crush. While Jeff`s family welcomes their newest “addition” with open arms, it`s Jeff`s brother Jared who really turns Jensen`s world upside-down.*
It’s Jared’s first summer as a junior counselor at an idyllic summer camp, and he’s looking forward to as much sun and fun as he can handle. But things don’t turn out exactly as he plans, and his summer takes an interesting turn when he finds himself falling for a hot older counselor. Featuring Chad, crafts, hordes of kids, and all the summer camp cliches imaginable.
They prank because they love. Including: Jared in a kilt, Jared playing Ruby, and surprise seaweed.*
Jared and Jensen are best friends in high school fighting feelings for each other, school work, team sports, and most of all the required ballroom dancing unit.*
Jensen’s got a secret crush, only it doesn’t stay secret and crack happens.*
“When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the icebox.” Sequel to Jensen’s Not So Secret Crush.
Jensen would not wear bandanas on his head, so Jared makes him a gay beauty queen.* Remake of Miss Congeniality.
Jared’s in a punk band and Jensen’s a rudeboy. This is what happens when they go on tour together.*
Brendon used to be sure that Bank of America was the most fucked up place he’d ever work in his entire life. Now? Now he’s three days into a position at First Star Savings Bank that’s further out in the country and further separated from reality.*
Sam braced for impact as six foot five of Franklin Moore, all time leading scorer in the Pacific Coast Conference, MBA Stanford Business, and the 2006 Volunteer Coordinator for San Francisco’s Gay Pride Parade, flung himself into his arms. Rocked back on his heels, he accepted the hug, blocked the grope, and said: “How’s it going, Frank?”
They started flirting the first time they met, when Pete took Spencer and Brendon to see MCR.*
Frank is an asshole sometimes. But that doesn’t mean that he can’t learn things about himself and other people. He just needs some encouragement sometimes.*
Bob slammed Spencer into the wall, pinning him with his wrists over his head. Spencer groaned as Bob scraped his teeth across the exposed skin over his collar bone, thrusting his hips out only to have Bob press him even harder into the wall, using his whole body as leverage against Spencer.*
Going to college in a new town, far away from home, Jared finds friends and maybe more, but he also realizes that you can’t hide your past forever.*
Jared is a powerful CEO that gets a taste of the simple life when his car breaks down in the middle of nowhere.*
AU, in which the CW gang works in the assorted stores and businesses in a strip mall.*
In which Jared tries to drink himself to heterosexuality, Jensen’s lips ruin everything, and Chad is a crappy best friend.*
While on leave from the police force, Detective Frank Iero occupies himself with three things: drinking, brawling, and being alone. But when a series of brutal murders calls him back to active duty, he must find a killer while confronting people from his past, including estranged best friend turned businessman Mikey Way, and deal with his unwilling attraction to Mikey’s enigmatic older brother Gerard.*
It turns out that happily ever after really only is something that happens in fairytales, and life as a vampire slayer is certainly not one of those.* Sequel to How the West Was Won (And Where It Got Us)
Jared’s spending his last summer before college on the beach in a tiny southern California town. Enter messed up Jensen with an odd fixation with the ocean.*
She down Brendon had seen her staring, because Spencer hadn’t been able to keep her eyes off her for the rest of the shoot. She’s pretty sure everyone had seen her staring.*
Spencer could be ‘silently stoic’… he pulled it off ideally, so well that an Oscar would have his name written all over its faux-gold body, but he could never imagine being ‘stoic with a large voice inside his stomach’, or ‘happy with a laugh that sounded like something out of a 1950s laugh track.’*
On tour, everything gets found out, and the stuff that doesn’t gets made up anyway. But tour is a good time to try things you might not have before.*
The thing is, if they’d wanted him to actually pay attention to the interview, they shouldn’t have sat him next to the lady with the polar bear cub.*
“Let me get this straight,” Nick says, ignoring Joe’s snickers. “You accidentally implied that Mike Carden is a rapist.”*
“I didn’t want last night to happen until after it did. But maybe I want it even more now.” Brendon clears his throat like he’s presenting a project to the class and he’s run out of breath. Spencer is expecting more words laced together, another calm sentence, when Brendon leans over the divider between their bodies, tilted towards him, and kisses him wholly.
He’s wearing a red hoodie, tight girl-jeans and has a backpack slung over his shoulder. He’s also completely making out with a scraggly looking dude with greasy flat-ironed hair.*
Frank always feels the clumsiest when he’s doing this, touching Gerard like this. He runs sweaty fingers down Gerard’s spine, tracing slender muscles, scratching with blunt nails, lip sore between teeth and shallow breathing.*
At the time, it was like, Great, of course the fans who are waiting around to give you chocolate bars and like, are those Skittles?, and a whole fucking shitload of candy, of course they show up when you’re in the middle of rushing back to the hotel because Ray and Bob and Mikey all have food poisoning.*
I’ve always wondered why, when Gerard decided he wanted to save lives, he turned away from visual arts and started a band. This is an AU version of one answer. Gerard is still at SVA, having taken a while away to enter AA and get sober; Frank is a nude model and punk rocker who’s moved to New York City. Romance (and sneezing!) ensues.*
Forgetting about an anonymous bathroom encounter is harder than it should be, especially when it turns into something unexpected.*
Forgetting about an anonymous bathroom encounter is harder than it should be, especially when it turns into something unexpected.*
Bob wakes up to the sound of drumming. It takes him a few seconds to differentiate between the drumming that is always in his head and the noise he can hear, but when he realises that it is genuine drumming, he gets out of bed to investigate.*
“It would seem,” the Cardinal finished, “that Father Way’s body has disappeared.” There was a silence. Eventually Bob said, “What the fuck?” “Yes,” said the Cardinal. “Quite.”*
A MCR AU where Ray has his own gardening firm, and one day he does a job for the Ways.*
The beat is muted, almost non-existent, and the loss hits Bob hard. He’s used to living his life in a constant thrum of sound, sensing those around him, the rhythm of the universe a constant companion, but here there’s almost nothing. He can feel the sound that’s been pulling him for weeks now, but little else. This place is dead, almost silent, and Bob aches with the feeling of being cast into nothingness.*
Frank can deal with being a loser in high school, but he’d kind of like to stop being a loser who’s in love with his best friend, thanks.*
Okay, Sam’s definition of “moving” doesn’t seem to quite jive with Dean’s.*
Frank was sitting on the floor in Gerard’s basement room, waiting for Gerard to come shuffling down the basement steps with his holey, army green bag and messy hair. After Gerard had gone off to art school, Gerard’s parents had refurbished the basement so that Gerard had a place to stay when he was at home that did not share a bathroom with his brother.* Sequel to The Holly Golightly Club.
Frank takes a quick look in his rear view mirror, runs his fingers through his messy hair and then smiles at his reflection as he slides the key out of the ignition. He’s really fucking late, but that’s never a good reason to look anything less than hot. He grabs his cargo bag out of the passenger seat and flips the automatic lock on his second hand Honda and then walks as quickly as his short legs will carry him to the entrance of Penny Lane.* Retelling of Never Been Kissed.
Gerard Way, a Cartoon Network peon in possession of the world’s worst taste in men, may have finally found the perfect boyfriend. Or a serial killer.* Based on the movie Head Over Heels.
Pete probably shouldn’t have told the world that Patrick Stump had no game, and he definitely shouldn’t have told Panic at the Disco. Because Patrick Stump is an evil mastermind, and he knows exactly how to make Pete admit the error of his ways.*
“This is political,” Gerard announces, and kisses him.*
Immediately following the events of “Patrick’s Garden Center.” He had just propositioned some random guy right there at the farmer’s market!* Sequel to Patrick’s Garden Center.
Pete sometimes wanted to form an “only-boy-in-the-band” club. He could ask Ryan to join.*
Frank the lonely barista and Gerard the loyal consumer/art student. Guest appearances by Patrick the shift supervisor and Brendon the romantic.*
Brian is not entirely sure how he ended up with a half-naked Brendon Urie in his lap, just like he is unsure of how My Chem ended up on tour with Panic at the Disco in the first place.*
In which Jon and Spencer work for a film company and are shooting a documentary on the Skylines and Turnstiles tour, feat. My Chemical Romance, Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is…*
It’s the high seas at an indeterminate point in history. Gruesome Gerard and Lyn-z face off in a contest of who will be the dominant do-gooder, with Ray the cook, Mikey the first mate, Pete the stowaway, Frank the failed ninja, and assorted others falling over in the background. In short: pirate AU!*
Brendon loves touring. He loves touring and he loves their bus and he loves his band and he loves The Academy and he loves the UK and he loves Jaggermeister.*
Pete Wentz is the star of the soccer team. He’s their team’s only saving grace, and they’re damn lucky they even have him — word is, he’s on a Division One club team that’s ranked second in the nation. The only information disputing this is that he’s maybe on the number one team. He’s gone enough that it’s believable, but then, he goes out with enough girls (and boys, though that’s less going out and more just making out) that it stops making sense.*
“Bob, you’re the man for me. No one has ever made me happier, dude, seriously. Fuck Mikey, okay? I can do anything he can do, and better.” Follows the Future In Your Pictures.
Gerard recognizes him, and that’s not weird, but a little bit, because he was pretty sure the only boyband member he would recognize on sight was Timberlake and only then because of the whole “wardrobe malfuction” thing and whoa did that kid ever not pay his publicist enough.* In the same universe as 42.
Spencer hangs out with Billie and Gerry. They go to girls’ school! They are bitches! It’s a very cool girls’ school, so there’s no uniforms and some classes are outdoors and they go on field trips to Mexico.
I saw a picture of Patrick and said, “Patrick teaches tenth grade science.” The rest wrote itself! Yes, the first section ends abruptly, but really, we were distracted by Gerard.*
The first year they’d been together, Bob had called Spencer on Easter and said, “Happy Easter?” because he wasn’t really clear on exactly what Spencer’s brand of Christianity was. It didn’t seem to involve as much bitterness as Ryan’s, nor as much angst as Brendon’s, but it wasn’t exactly as lackadaisical as Jon’s, either, from what Bob could tell.*
When one is the male princess of a magical kingdom, few things come as a surprise anymore. Princess Gerard Way of the kingdom of Belleville sets out on a quest to fulfill a prophecy and encounters dragons, climbs mountains, runs from volcanoes, banters with King Peter of Wilmette, and finds true love along the way.*
He wishes he could pinpoint when it had happened, when he’d stopped watching Ryan’s mouth and started watching Spencer’s hands.*
When it comes to Brendon, though, all the normal guy-like ‘way to go man’ platitudes fail him. With Brendon, all Spencer can be is seethingly fucking jealous.*
A drycleaners, a hair salon, the park bench that brings them together, and their various friends and enemies; one summer at the mall.*
Andie woke up to the sunlight shining right in her eyes. That was so fucking wrong. Her room didn’t even face east, so what the…*
Bob and Spencer’s band mates are conniving little shits, and they get a look at what constitutes romantic while on tour.
“Hotel night!” Brendon chirps, inserting herself into the middle of the cluster of people and bags in the lobby. “I call Spencer!”*
Brendon and Spencer go on a cruise to escape their problems. They end up finding more than rest and relaxation.*
Hospital AU. Spencer Smith has moved to Chicago to work at Chicago General with his best friend, one Ryan Ross. Here he meets some hilarious staff members, makes a lot of friends, and drinks a lot of coffee.
Pete, in Decaydance Mansion, with a yarrow stake. Frank and Gerard, in the greenhouse, with a plant of questionable origin. Bob, everywhere you look, with a gang of assassins for justice. Vampires, valets, pamphlets, haunted furniture, dub-thrall, disembodied voices, zombie couriers, and sinister rituals.
When Pete Wentz decides to write a soap opera, he doesn’t do it small; he does it HUGE and gets everyone involved. But is the real soap opera the one playing out for the television audience with Spanish villas and pirates and evil, sinister betrothals or the one behind the scenes that involves pill poppers, awesome partiers, live chickens, romantic gay love, wacky Three’s Company Too mix ups and betrayal of the worst and most heinous kind? Well, that’s kind of up to the crazy mix of actors, musicians, various crew and production members to decide for themselves. Even if they are the ones in the thick of it.
Yes, there’s an OFC in the story, but Fraser and Ray seem to be able to cope anyway.*
It’s funny how stuff creeps up on you sometimes, and you look around one day and go, shit, never saw THAT coming. And other stuff, it’s like, BAM. You are THERE, in the moment, and you know your life is changing, and you know there is fuck-all you can do about it. Funny, and not necessarily funny ha-ha.*
“I always thought I was kidding about Fraser being the way he was on account of being Canadian – I come from Chicago, no way he’s the first Canadian I ever met – but they can do some funny things to you, the Territories.”*
A new pair of vintage jeans, his favorite t-shirt, and the black leather jacket were laid out on the chair, ready to go.*
Fraser and Ray still have a few thins to work through. Like…life.* Third in the Bar AU.
What if… Fraser’s second encounter with Gerrard had gone a bit differently?*
What if… Fraser’s second encounter with Gerrard had gone a bit differently?* Second in the Bar AU series.
“Ray braced one hand on the beer-soaked bar. ‘What you got over there? Terrorists? Killers? Mad bomber?’ ‘Olga,’ Fraser said inexplicably.”*
“Of course he got the money! He’s Fraser. He’s organized, he’s a fucking criminal mastermind, what do you think?!” * Oh this is brilliant. I mean, landshark for pete’s sake.
Ray is still looking for a gift for his dad while Fraser is looking for something else.* Sequel to No Such Thing As Santa.
Ray and Fraser have dinner, musicals, a discussion of our oppressed red-nosed reindeer brothers, and an exchange of Christmas gifts.* Sequel to A Poor Boy Too.
It gets bad, and then it gets worse, and then it gets better again.* Sequel to All the Comforts of Home.
Even over the rising wind, the scent hit Ray as soon as he came in sight of the cabin, a fruity, spicy, Christmasy smell.*
If I hear ‘Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’ one more time, I will not be responsible for my actions.*
In the year 2030 The United States is a third world country and Chicago is divided into sectors that strain relations between the social classes to the breaking point. Pete is a member of an underground movement; Patrick is the sheltered son of a rich business man. They’ve nothing in common but when circumstances force them together something that was missing in each of them clicks into place.*
The diner! au. the boys live and work in the small town of paradise, nevada. some were born there, some traveled there looking for something. it’s easy enough to settle into a routine, but equally easy to get lost in that routine. spencer in particular. he’s grumpy, generally dissatisfied with life, and likes books more than people. this is what happens when someone comes along to change that.*
“Are you lost?” Spencer asked. “No,” the New Guy said, and continued to look in both directions while standing in the middle of the hall.*
It’s two thirty in the afternoon. A fly buzzes eagerly around the counter, the only living thing that isn’t drooping listlessly in the heat. It’s only June but the summer’s already gearing up for the kill, probably smelling blood in the water. The A/C has been out for a week.*
Sun beats down mercilessly on Gerard’s shoulders as he toes the edge of the browning lawn. Nothing in Jersey looks better by the light of day. The run-down houses, peeling paint and disrepair all stare back at him in sharp relief. He sighs. Everything hurts. He hasn’t had a drink in three days and he flushed the last of his coke down the hotel toilet before getting on the plane.*
In which Brendon and Spencer are juniors in high school. Ryan, the plucky best friend and Mr. Hall, the history teacher, also star.*
Brendon Urie would call himself an ordinary guy. Spencer Smith would call him stupidly hot, if he weren’t about to destroy Brendon’s career. A rich, successful journalist and food critic, Spencer aims to write a scathing review of Brendon’s little muffin and cupcake shop. He never mixes business with pleasure. But the secrets Brendon’s keeping intrigue Spencer, and his naivety has caught Spencer off guard. He’s entranced with the little muffin cupcake shop and his neighbour Jon’s coffee shop. What’s happened to him? He’s being ridiculous! The Christmas-coated town has gone to his head. Spencer’s best friend, literary critic Ryan Ross, thinks that the small-town boy has unlocked the city slicker’s heart.*
The room looks exactly like it did the day Brendon moved in, now that it’s empty of all of his and Spencer’s stuff. He’s sitting on his stripped bed, and the plastic mattress covering crinkles every time he shifts his weight.*
In which Frank has had a ridiculous day, and Gerard would really like to get Frank alone and on a bed.* Sequel to Pictures of Me and You.
He keeps telling himself that he’s trying to be a good samaritan, that he’s just trying to pick up clues about the camera’s owner so he can track them down and give it back. Really.*
Ray has the perfect solution to his romantic woes. Strangely, Fraser isn’t cooperating.*
Ray was vaguely annoyed at Fraser for linking the fact that – for reasons that didn’t need exploring at this goddamned juncture – Ray had breasts.*
Ray was trying not to think on it too close. Because it sounded like a truly terrible romance book. Or maybe a sitcom: Canadian Mountie Falls for Chicago Pizza Maker! Wackiness Ensues!*
“Shut up! Do not say anything or I will punch you in the face!” “Constable, let me present to you–” Emily threw out her arm, “–Ray the Angry Clown.” “I’ll kill you! I’m not kidding!” I threatened. Fraser just stared at me for a moment, and then he looked admiringly at Emily. “Oh, that’s very good.”*
Ray Kowalski is undercover, just not like everybody thinks.*
Rays sets out to find Fraser in the Territories post COTW for a second chance. He finds Fraser, mayhem, and a villain named Whiplash.*
Ray Vecchio is forced to come to terms with a few things he’d rather not know.* Sequel to Working on Forever. Third in the series.
Post Call of the Wild, Fraser has gone home and Ray can’t see the point of going on.*
Fraser returns to Chicago after a short holiday up north and finds a stranger in Vecchio’s place. Too bad it’s not Ray Kowalski.*
He didn’t care if the dance wasn’t a real Indian dance. Or if the guy wasn’t a real Indian. Or if the whole town folded up at night into a big vinyl suitcase.*
Ray is not actually graphing the history of his relationship with Fraser. That would be pathetic, and Ray is not pathetic. But if he was graphing it, even just in his own stressed-out, messed-up brain, it might look something like this.*
When Ray’s little secret is spectacularly exposed in the course of his duty, he chooses to tell all to his partner. But Fraser’s reaction isn’t what Ray had imagined.*
When crime victims are afraid of Canadians, Ray and Fraser have to do a little cultural exchange.*
Bob is a good personal assistant (the best) and he definitely knows better than to fall in love with his boss. But when your boss is the goth-pop comic master of our time, Gerard Way, there’s more to the job than keeping a datebook. There are appearances to shepherd him to, showers to make him take, and deadlines to remind him to meet. And, really, he’s so earnest, it’s not that surprising that a crush might develop. Just at tiny one.*
Swept from her dismal present in the 1990s (facing unemployment and the singles scene), Phoebe Turlow takes a wrong turn at a hotel (while attending a “free” vacation in the Caribbean, sponsored by a condo company) and winds up in the seventeenth century in the company of a sexy, witty pirate named Duncan Rourke. As if Rourke does not have enough to do fighting the British in the American Revolution, he has to determine whether short haired, strange speaking Phoebe is a spy, a witch, or worse. Instead, he falls in love with her.* Harlequin bands.
Gaslights burned steadily along the street, lighting patches of overnight fog a sickly yellow-brown. A few streets over the music halls and bars were roaring. Business was just drunk and rowdy enough to be spilling into the streets, but hadn’t gotten bad enough that the police had been called in for the nightly roust.*
Bob finds out what Ronon does for a living.* Follows Along the Wire and Heavy Connection.
The magician falling for his attractive assistant is such a cliche. Even if the attractive assistant is a grumpy pessimist who refuses to wear sequins.* Sequel to The Flaming Box of Fiery Doom.
Every summer since he was six, Ryan went to Connecticut to stay with his Aunt Eleanore.*
Nick’s alarm goes off at an absolutely inhuman hour of the morning. He groans and sticks a couple of toes out from under his comforter and soon discovers that, yes, it’s still cold as a witch’s tit. Fucking unusual cold spell and its fucking… coldness.*
Dawn was painting the sky with streaks of hopeful colour when Draco’s feet, awkwardly encased in stolen seven-league boots two sizes too large, landed in the mulch on the fringes of the Forbidden Forest. He gasped out the deactivation spell and let his momentum carry him forward, and a moment later he was sprawling face-down in wet leaves the colour and consistency of soggy Muggle cornflakes.*
Bob meets Ronon in an emergency room in Colorado. That fact…yeah, says something about the both of them when you consider that it was a tragic accident involving a sander, some duct tape, and one of Gerard’s shoes that landed Bob there, while Ronon was hit by a fucking bus and is still conscious.*
Bob might not remember why he decided to try to out-hardcore someone who was hit by a bus and remained conscious, but he’s totally invested in it now. And if Ronon just thought about it, he’d see just how badass Bob totally is. *
Brendon and Spencer wake up together in a motel bed in Vegas with hangovers, no recollection of the night before and a marriage certificate. What started as an accidental marriage becomes a marriage of convenience, but could it grow into something more?*
Brendon throws his arms up over his head and clings tightly to the headboard, gasping and moaning as Travis fucks him hard and deep.*
Even when Ian awakes from unremarkable dreams to the familiar rumble of the road beneath their tires, he doesn’t really think much of the knowledge that Marshall is snuffling unconsciously into his shoulder.
There’s a voice inside his head telling him that this is Bill, this is Bill in pain, he should be there, he should try to make it better, he shouldn’t leave Bill alone, and there’s another voice reminding him of how much Bill likes his privacy, that he should respect the few intact boundaries they have left.*
Harry took a deep breath in and let it out slowly. He was sitting with his legs crossed and his arms rested on his legs. His back was straight, as though a string held him up from the crown of his head and kept his spine perfectly aligned. Eyes closed, his glasses were propped on his nightstand. Focusing inward, Harry was able to call on his internal magic and concentrate on it. Its flow all over his body and the tingling he felt from it were heightened in these meditation sessions.* Sequel to Unlocking Harry Potter.
In the dark shadows across the street from a club called The Church a Vampire pushed off from the cool bricks, watching as four friends walked out into the night. The blond boy was laughing and bouncing on his toes, spinning to address his friends with a wicked cackle, “I can’t believe it! Let this day go down in history! Jared Padalecki was not hit on once!”*
Marine Biology student Patrick Stump was looking to get away from everything when he signed up for an internship, but he didn’t expect to get sent all the way to southern Ireland. He’s been assigned to work with Pete Wentz and his whale watching tour business, and though he’d never admit it, the town and its crazy inhabitants may hold exactly what he’s been searching for.*
Five years after Finding the Key life has settled down in the wizarding world… and then Severus finds the solution to the problem he’s been working on all that time, and people start dying again, and this time Harry Potter is unable to save the wizarding world from the trouble they find themselves in.* Sequel to Finding the Key.
The difference one spell can make… Voldemort developed a spell that mimicked death, trapping a soul within a body, but then his own body was lost. How will the path of Harry’s life change?*
It wasn’t like he didn’t know these guys; not like he hadn’t spent weeks practically living in their back pockets during Warped. It was just… There was a difference between the screaming chaos that was a tour and this. Patrick took a deep breath, pulled his hat down, and knocked on the door of the bus.*
Sometimes when Pete needs to get out of his head for a while he goes over to the track. Not to ride, because when he’s in a mood like this even the things he loves bore him. Just to sit in the grass and mope.*
Brendon doesn’t know what wakes him up. The bus is still moving and it looks dark beyond the two inch gap left between his curtain and the wall. But something woke him up, so he lays still and listens. He can just hear the tinny sound of Jon’s ipod above him, and Ryan’s rustling around in his bunk. He hears a high-pitched squeak, a low laugh, and then “shhh.” Oh, right, Keltie’s with them.*
The one where they’re all grad students. Bob has a stupid crush on Frank, Frank’s stupidly oblivious, and Gerard and Pete are stupid for each other.*
Frank has lived his life within the narrow confines of his master’s house and his master’s bed. He was happy enough with what he knew; when he is liberated, he finds both great promise and complete confusion. (Set in an alternate universe U.S.)*
It still made Brendon’s heart race every time Spencer so much as touched his hand, and he was sure that the hearts in his eyes were getting stuck there.*
Gerard is his usual lame-ass self, but for some reason people at school think he’s edgy and dangerous. Little dorky Frank doesn’t think he’s cool enough for Gerard. :D*
“You have no idea what you’re doing, okay?” Ryan says in exasperation, blowing out a huffy breath. “I’m just saying. I think…I might know a guy.”*
It’s a Friday night, and the rest of Midtown is at a hot wings place trying to beat the locals at trivia. Normally Gabe would be with them, but he’d been sidestage watching the Academy set tonight when Bill had demonstrated pole-dancing with his microphone stand, so he has other plans.*
Mike answers on the second ring with “What the Hell?” and Kevin knows he’s getting off easy.*
It’s about three a.m. when the guy comes in, Frank guesses, because he’s just getting the itch for a cigarette but knows he doesn’t have another break coming for a while. The guy is young, although not that young, not a college kid on his first strip joint tour or hazing for a frat, and anyway he doesn’t look like the type.* Sequel to Straight Up Chicago Style.
“Wait, you’re the psychic?” isn’t the best first impression Gabe has ever made.* In the Behind the Sea verse.
It’s a Harlequin romance novel, starring bandboys. Yes, that involves many of the clinchy, shmoopy cliches you’re thinking of. In which Brendon is Spencer’s secretary, and somehow Spencer has never really noticed him before.*
If you wanted to, if you were so inclined, you could place the blame squarely on William – in fact, William himself would be eager to accept it, if only because the story ended so well – but in the beginning, in the beginning, if you blamed William, you would not, actually, be correct.*
When The Used finish their summer tour, finally, the first thing Bob does is pile some shit into his car.*
Bob’s always a little excited when he leaves home, even the times when he’s actually reluctant to go.* Follows Absence Does Make the Heart.
Frank wakes up to the muted chirp of his cell phone alarm at one in the morning on the Tuesday of the last week of summer school.* Follows Everyday Mysteries in the Summertime.
Remy’s relationship with Rogue is hurting him more then anyone knows. Can Logan show him what love really is?
Severus has been having dreams, dreams so real they feel like memories. What is his mind telling him? Severitus with a twist.*
The fifth stall in the men’s washroom at King’s Cross station had had a “Closed For Repairs” sign on the door since 1973.*
A story in fifteen parts, in which the angel Castiel finds himself put in an untenable position, and consequentially loses his grace. In which he goes on a roadtrip with a demon, discovers the delights of tequila and french fries and pie, plays a starring role in a virgin sacrifice, is deflowered by his favourite Winchester, and then gets some very unpleasant news indeed.*
a J2 movie AU based on ‘Notting Hill’, featuring misunderstandings, secrets, lies, twists, turns, comic books, Japanese-Ethiopian fusion cuisine, a lesbian wedding, several fabulous movies that really should exist, heartache, tequila, some exceptionally awful blind dates, hot boy-on-boy sex, and true love. All told in 42,000 words.*
Art School AU. Brendon Urie, street artist from New York City gets and offer he cannot refuse – a full scholarship to a reputable art school in Chicago. After leaving his two room mates, the only family he has, Brendon has to learn to adjust to the new environment and art scene. He finds himself entangled in the webs of friendships and relationships as he meets new people. This is a year in their shoes.*
“Dude,” Brendon says, lazily. He’s sprawled across the couch, his feet hanging over the edge. “It’s cold. You should totally come over here and be my blanket.”* Coda to Thereafter You Have It (And Tango Makes Three)
Brendon Urie is the newest addition to Pete Wentz’s Decaydance music label, and Spencer Smith is Pete’s most trusted assistant. After Pete turns Spencer’s carefully laid plans for Brendon’s publicity upside down at the last minute, Brendon and Spencer are left hiding out at Pete’s villa for the weekend.*
Spencer had barely even heard of rugby when he tried out for the team. It was just a way of killing time until Ryan was done with his stupid school magazine. Helping Ryan sift through the lame emo poetry submissions was only funny the first few times. But their west-coast prep school doesn’t play soccer or football, so the rugby team turns out to be the coolest thing around, and suddenly Spencer’s the school’s most popular player. Then Spencer meets Brendon, and everything changes.*
Logan finds insight into what he’s lost and how to approach what he could gain.*