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Slow Build

Jensen always knows what Jared needs.*




Hollow Years

Thousands of years ago Pandora’s Box was opened and evil let out into the world. Now it’s time for the box to be opened again and at the center of an age old prophecy stands two young men; Jared Padalecki, whose heart was broken five years ago and whose visions might prove to be the death of him, and Jensen Ackles who’s spent the last five years running from the monster he’s become, and the man he can’t let himself love. Will they be able to fulfill their destiny and release the missing part of their soul, or will they perish trying as so many have before them?*




Veterans of the Psychic Wars

When the invasion came, no one was ready. Humanity faltered. We died by the thousands, then by the millions. Nationals fell before them before the survivors could begin to hold them back.*




Not the World’s Most Masculine Man

“Admit it,” Brendon said, leaning close and purring in Ryan’s ear, “I’m pretty much the girl of your dreams.”*




Last In Line

In the town of Modest, it was ten thirty in the morning. The toilet paper factory the town’s economy rested upon was up and running, steam billowing from tall towers rising high above the entire town.*




All My Best Titles Are Song Lyrics

Spencer, Ryan concluded, had some kind of magical powers. That, or the uncanny ability to sweet-talk his boyfriend’s friend’s friend’s security guards into getting them on the guest list for this entirely swanky, if rather vacuous and showy, party. It was LA, Ryan expected nothing less; he’d left his wide-eyed wonder behind somewhere around the third semester at UCLA when he realized this was just another city and he was just another music studies major.*




The Little Things

As I’m sure some of you will already know, sometimes a shop evolves into much more than a shop. It becomes a place where people go when they feel sad, or happy, or when they need sanctuary from the rituals of day-to-day life.*




The Sweetest Sin

Time marches on, as it is wont to do, and things quickly settle down after the drama on and around Valentine’s Day. With the tension between Ryan and Brendon now converted into an almost sickeningly sweet relationship, the atmosphere in Little Things is back to its usual chocolate-scented harmony. The days slide into weeks, and then months, bringing warm weather and a rush of students needing a chocolate fix during their finals.* Sequel to The Little Things.




The One Where Brendon Gets Knocked Up

Brendon turns into a girl for a day and his bandmates cannot control their urges. And so, when Brendon turns back into a guy and discovers he is pregnant, no one knows who the father is.*




Of Vampires and Rock Stars

“Make sure that the Clandestine Vampire Hunters reach the House of Wolves bar,” Beckett said a disturbing tranquiility about his voice. “I have already given the orders to my men, but the other gangs might go after them now that they’re wounded.” Linked to the last chapter that has links to all previous chapters embedded.*




Frosted Friends and Business Ventures

William owns a bakery in Chicago.*




But Not the Song

This is slavefic. Boys in cages.*




The Clock On the Wall Has Been Stuck for Days

Ryan Ross is a college student working at a women’s clothing store. He lives with his roommate, Spencer Smith, another college student who works at a call center. One night, he has the mischance of falling, right into one Brendon Urie, a hairstylist from across the quad. Along with their mutual friend, Jon Walker from the card shop, a story of love ensues. Disclaimer: So not even true.*




Questionable Moral Authority

Spencer and Ryan looked at each other for a moment, and Ryan nodded. (It’s always Ryan’s call; everything about the project has to go through Ryan first because at this point, Ryan basically is the project. His entire life has been leading up to this, he thinks. This is his life.)*




The Wednesday ‘Verse

Where Panic are largely rentboys, MCR runs a clinic, and FOB is off in Sausalito, saving the manatees.*




A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Say Anything

“Well,” Pete’s mom says, one hand on her hip. She leans against the car window, peering in at Patrick. “At least you’re not twenty-eight.”* Sequel to A Little More Sixteen Candles.




The Rift in the Lute

When his alarm goes off, Ryan thinks very, very seriously about skipping his classes and calling in sick to work.*




Walk in the Sun

Brendon had always danced. Even when he was really little, he’d steal his older sisters’ dress-up skirts and twirl and twirl in them until he was sick and had to collapse to catch his breath, and then he’d do it again. Of course, he’d gotten older and stopped stealing his sisters’ clothing, mostly because they had no qualms about ganging up on him and forcibly taking it back, usually with merciless tickling and pinching. Was it his fault he fit their jeans better than they did?*




Roll Off Your Tongue

Brendon Urie is a big damn rockstar and plays eight different instruments and cannot for the life of him get this fucking hotel room door open.*




You and Your Hand

Brendon feels pretty dumb when he thinks about it later, but the first time he walks in on Ryan, he’s not actually sure what Ryan’s doing. He stands and stares for like a whole minute, frowning in confusion, because what, is Ryan in pain or something?*




A Little More Kill Bill

Pete has only two things to live for: Keeping Patrick alive and killing as many vampires as he can.*




Star Shaped

Brendon’s not having the best holiday season ever.* Companion to Forever, Now.




Best Days

Gabe’s beach house was kind of amazing.* More in the Forever, Now ‘verse.*




The Lines You Amend

Everybody knows it sucks to grow up.* Post Forever, Now and Star Shaped.




The Negotiation Limerick File

Have you any funny stories behind the making of the album [pretty. odd.]? “We can’t… I mean…” “We can’t tell you any funny stories because we’d probably be killed.” – Jon and Ryan being interviewed by NME.com*




Anyone Else But You

College AU. Panic never formed at high school. Instead, they meet at college, and in between striking up a friendship with his working colleague Spencer and trying to ensure that his roommate Jon doesn’t get sick of him, in between forming a band and writing songs, Brendon would really appreciate it if his bandmate (and Spencer’s best friend) Ryan Ross didn’t turn out to be Brendon’s TA. Especially considering their fling just before the start of the term.*




Rose Is a Four-Letter Word

Ryan’s allergic to roses. Well, maybe “allergic” is the wrong word for it.*




Attention to Detail

Brendon paid attention to what would make Ryan chuckle, low and breathless, and what would make him shudder and bite his lip.*




Like You Imagined

Yeah, Ryan’s thought about it.*




NaNoRyRo

To sum up: one month’s worth of off-the-cuff, unbetaed, unpolished Brendon/Ryan porn. Understand? :D*




A Scenic World

Frank loves Gerard’s stupid faces and his ideas that make him wake Frank up in the middle of the night, but try as he might he can’t remember thinking back then ‘this dude is awesome; clearly I want to host a nature show with him.’*




the future in your pictures, Grad School! at the Disco

Spencer really finds this new version of Ryan supremely irritating.*




and we slept in sundays

Follows The Future In Your Pictures.




Indago: Reborn

Harry and Draco are a little older and wiser… but this vulnerable.* Sequel to Indago.




Indago

A missed potion reveals a secret about Draco and Snape. They’re of a rare species and have sniffed out Harry as one of their own. Can Harry stand up to two violent, animalistic, sexually charged Slytherins?*




Trauma Medicine

She was the youngest of the ones who’d survived.*




A Good Catholic Boy

Duo is orphaned and sent to an orphanage where he meets Heero.*




Dance Upon the Waves

Brendon swears this is the last time he’s going to take treasure-hunting advice from a giant turtle.*




august & everything after

A year in the life; teaching at a private Catholic high school.*




Just One of the Girls

“Spence, I’m. Look, I’m going to prove this girl-thing to you, okay? I’m going to,” he held up his hands, “this is so brilliant, I’m going to become a girl.”*




Once Upon a Time’s Only Fiction Until Tomorrow Becomes Today

Ashlee and Pete marry in a small civil ceremony (one judge, a notary and Patrick) seven minutes after they apply for a marriage license (seventy two hours after Ashlee returns from her gynecologist). Despite this somewhat inauspicious beginning, Ashlee and Pete are overwhelmingly happy.*




Switch!

Spencer has a lot of good ideas. This is not one of them.*




The Inevitable Slide

“Keltie wants to watch us fuck,” Ryan says evenly, like it’s a perfectly rational thing to throw out there and discuss.*




The Present and the Distance

There are 17,508 islands in Indonesia, about 6,000 of which are inhabited. On August 31, 2008, returning from an Australian tour in the middle of the year’s most violent storm to date, a plane carrying Panic at the Disco loses power, veers off course, and crashes into one of the remaining 11,508 islands. This is their story.*




Family, Friendship, and Love

Someone once asked him if he’d thought his life would turn out like this.*




Angelika

Dorian was just another boy; or so he considered himself to be. But certain beings have their sights on him. They’re Flyers; sensuous creatures that resemble the very angels by their massive wings, but possess the power to change a young man’s body to carry their offspring. Now Dorian must try to withstand the advances of the most beautiful creature he’s ever encountered, and harder still, accept that task he’s been chosen for.*




Beach Music

Brendon Urie is and has always been a girl. She meets Gerard Way. Things happen.*




I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like

Jared is a big gay celebrity gossip blogger. Jensen is the biggest straightest action star in Hollywood. Boysex ensues.*




Come Play With Me

Film geek Jared Padalecki is almost living the dream. He’s gone from excitable horror-convention-going fanboy to hot new cult film director in just five years. Now he has the budget, the studio and the stars. All he still needs to do is convince long forgotten B-movie actor Jensen Ackles that he wants to play the leading man in more than just his new movie and then it really will be ‘happily ever after’. Of course, in life, just like in the movies, true love never runs smoothly…*




Taut

They’ve gone almost a month without a real cause.*




Last Kiss

Deathfic.




Threw Away the Sun

Six months after John Winchester goes missing on a hunt, Dean goes to Palo Alto to find a psychic.*




The Man in the Dark

Only when I saw the flash of the knife did I know it was too late.*




Just This

Sam and Dean. The aftermath.*




A Beginning to An End

Sam asks for something he never thought he’d bargain for.*




Volley ‘Verse

When Jensen meets Mac’s new volleyball coach, he falls head over heels in lust. Can they overcome misunderstanding and tragedy and find their way to each other?*




The Risen

They all work on a cruise ship. Shit starts to get bloody after a shore excursion brings something unnatural on board.* One of my very favorite of all time.




Out Through the Stars

Gerard is a Speaker for the Dead.* Space AU!




Erasing All This Body’s Known

Spencer isn’t even surprised when Ryan comes storming over, making his way purposefully across the dance floor to where Spencer is leaning against the wall and talking with a guy. Ryan’s the most irritating kind of cockblocker in that he always looks so earnest — well, as much as Ryan ever has facial expressions anyway — when he explains to Spencer how he was just trying to look out for him.*




War Bride

He remembers Nicky Sharpton calling from Korea and saying, “Shep, I swear, she’s amazing, you’ll love her; I can’t wait for you to meet her.”*




The Watch

the story of how I wrote what turned into an extremely long, somewhat non-linear, Gay Anti-Mafia AU with threesomes and betrayals and Fighting (because my love is PURE, Chow Yun Fat!) starring My Chemical Romance with bonus Pete/Patrick.*




Simply Ray

“You ever feel like you don’t know who you are? Like if you weren’t around somebody, or that someone wasn’t around you, then you wouldn’t be you, or at least not the you that you think. You ever think like that?*




Thirty

Jensen turns thirty. Jared acts weird. Jensen wants to know what’s going on. Smut ensues.*




Human Wreckage

When Gerard turns up at his door, duffle-bag stuffed with any clothes he could find, clean or dirty, Patrick huffs a laugh and steps back to let Gerard through.*




A Word That Means “Home”

The third time Spencer comes home to find Brendon sat in the back garden with his feet in the pool, reading a soggy paperback and waiting for him, Spencer gives him a key to the house. “Didn’t you get that cut for Haley?” Ryan asks. Spencer just shrugs. “She’s not here that often anyway,” he says.*




A Theraputic Chain of Events

“I thought you were going to offer some sage, Jon Walker advice and fix everything!” Brendon said. Jon shrugged a little, grinning. “Hey, I don’t know how to fix this one. I’d say ‘move on’ or ‘find someone else’, but I’m guessing you’ve tried that so…” Jon shrugged again, “I’ve got nothing.”*




Hear the Ground Beneath You

In retrospect, asking a newly-conscious Spencer where he’d gotten those tits from probably wasn’t the best idea – the holy shit probably hadn’t helped – but Brendon still doesn’t think he deserved to be punished for it.*




An Unpardonable Mannerism of Style

“Jesus Christ,” Spencer says, and stabs his fork into his lettuce. It doesn’t help any. “How the fuck do you misplace a five-liter bottle of copper solution? Especially if it’s five-molar copper solution — the shit is bright blue, Ryan, it’s bright fucking blue.”*




The Deaf ‘Verse

High school aged Waycest, only very slightly AU, it’s 2007 and Gerard is 19, Mikey’s almost 16, having lost his hearing in an accident when he was 13.*




Une Femme ‘Verse

Gwen Way is a student at SVA and Frank is one of her little brother Mikey’s school friends. It’s a few weeks away from the end of the school year when happenstance brings them together.*




When I Was a Little Girl

Frank is a dyke. Period. She doesn’t like boys. At all. But if you squint (or you’re drunk enough) sometimes Gerard totally looks like a girl.*




This Story’s Going Somewhere

Ageswap AU, in which Pete is still young enough that people are hopeful he will one day act his age, Joe is under no such illusion, and Patrick and Andy are old enough to know better (but young enough to do it anyway).*




Big Science

Mikey’s a crime scientist, solving crimes and sneaking down to the morgue for coffee breaks. His brother’s living in his spare room, his partner thinks Mikey’s trying to get the promotion he deserves, and Mikey’s just looking for answers.*




Near Wild Heaven Series

Fraser, Kowalski, and Welsh talk about Christmas memories.*




The Communication Series

A short quartet of drabbles that begin with ‘Goodbye’.*




The Origin of All Things

Something goes wrong during the evacuation of Atlantis, stranding members of the Atlantis expedition and SG-1 on a very strange world.*




Maybe This

Jared was seventeen the first time he sucked another boy’s dick. He was twenty-one the first time he sucked off a man old enough to be his father and got paid for it. He’s two months from his twenty-third birthday, and some days he feels like he’s spend his lifetime hooking.*




Stealing Harry

Stealing Harry grabs canon by the throat and disembowels it. If Lucius Malfoy got to Peter Pettigrew before Sirius could, Sirius would be a bookshop owner, Remus would have a steady job, and one day, when Harry Potter was eight-and-a-half years old, they might kidnap him from the Dursleys…*




Sixteen Tons (How Frank Made It Happen)

Working Girl AU, written for the reel_band challenge.




Ryan Ross: Wedding Planner (What We Do Is Love)

Ryan plans weddings! Just not gay weddings. Ok, maybe just this once.*




Nobody Puts (Patrick Stump’s) Baby (Daddy) In a Corner

“I don’t know,” Patrick said anxiously, hesitating with his hand on the door handle. Through the glass window he could see people milling around inside the room, some settling themselves on the floor, others mingling and introducing each other.*




The Best Sound in the World

When you work in retail in a quiet shopping center, there’s not a whole lot to do except gossip and fall in love. Luckily, the latter provides the former, especially when there’s a love hexagon involved.*




The Sea Takes Pity

“Where — where are you from?”*




Hand On Your Arm

An AU where Brendon is blind, interviewers are morons, and Pete is Pete.*




A Little Piece With You

The boys form a jazz band at a Chicago speakeasy in the late 1920s.*




Last Christmas

When Spencer Smith wakes on December 1st, he is in hell.*




Sweet Dreams

Tonight is a hotel night, blessedly, but while the soft pillows and fresh sheets are calling to him like a dreamy sonata, hotel night also means sex-with-Ryan night, and Brendon is not passing that up.*




Oistros

It’s like going into heat, like with cats, with the added bonus of becoming completely fixated on one specific person. Spencer isn’t sure whether cats do that or not, but if they do, it’s much less freaky than when Ryan does it.*




The Way I See It #282

“Hey, hey, hey,” Jon whispers into Spencer’s ear one morning when it’s raining. “What are your thoughts on babies?”* Sequel to The Way I See It #219.




Anyone Perfect Must Be Lying

Jon likes to think his problems began when the coffee shop across the street opened up. In all honesty, though, they began the day Frank moved in with Gerard a month before Valentine’s Day.* Sequel to Jon’s Bookstore.




Jon’s Bookstore (A Few of My Favorite Things)

A funeral is really the wrong place to learn you’ve inherited a business.*




Black and White Piano Keys

College AU. Ryan’s an English major and he needs a final project, but he gets a little more than he expected: “You are the words to my music, Ryan Ross. You are the chorus to my melody. You are the beauty behind the beast.”*




The Long and Winding Yellow Brick Road

Season 7 rewritten, FDAS style. An epic tale of adventure, love, and Oz.*




Remembering You

What does Daniel remember and why is it so important?*




Primary Protocols

Jack and Daniel reestablish their primary operating protocols.*




Astronomy

Jack and Daniel take a trip to Pike’s Peak.*




Prodigal Son

Daniel discovers the joys of family life when Jack takes him home to the folks in Chicago for a little TLC, O’Neill style.*




Dinner of Herbs

“Better is a dinner of herbs where love is.” Maybe Jack and Daniel don’t get to have everything, but what they do have, they have together and for them, that’s pretty damn good.* Sequel to Prodigal Son and Passion Play.




Passion Play

Jack and Daniel let go of the difficulties of the past and choose to move on with their deepening relationship together.* Sequel to Prodigal Son.




Nothing in Common

Daniel and Jack spend a Sunday at home together.*




Pearls of Wisdom

Jack realizes too late that his feelings for Daniel are more than just friendship. When he gets a second chance to act on that love, he passes it up until their mis-remembered past brings Daniel to seek comfort in his arms.*




Stealing Minnesota

One little white lie… and some home truths.*




Diversion

Jack and Daniel are forced to masquerade as lovers on a covert mission to infiltrate a Goa’uld pleasure palace. They find themselves living the role.*




More Than What I See

This isn’t rhythm at all, it’s chaos. It’s fire. And that’s kind of what Brendon is, the bundle of energy and chaos and fire, no rhythm or rhyme, just madness, impossibly beautiful madness.* Sequel to Everybody Needs a Place to Start, prequel to Somewhat Shy of Definition and Still Unheard Though I Listen.




Gerard and Rapunzel

Fairytale genderfuck. He is Gerard, and she is also Rapunzel.*




Caught Between

Pure and total PWP.*




For the End of My Broken Heart

Dad’s disappeared and Sam’s left to pick up the pieces of his brother.*




Moon on Fire

Set six months after the end of For The End of My Broken Heart (if you haven’t read that, this won’t make much sense). The boys are still dealing with the change in their relationship, as well as the new bond, all while investigating a case involving an Ancient Egyptian cult, a killer mummy and some very unusual deaths.*




None So Blind

An injury puts Mal out of commission and forces him to realize that sometimes you have to trust that even when you can’t crawl, there’s those that will carry you.*




Body Heat

Ben feels the need to reaffirm what’s his.*




Genius

Patrick considers himself unattractive. Pete considers him wrong and talks Joe and Andy into helping him prove otherwise.*




Shadows Fade

Billy Tallent teams up with a lawyer from San Francisco to work on his custody case, and gets a lot more than he bargained for.* Sequel to both Northern Comfort and No Secrets, but should be read after No Secrets.




The Quality of Mercy

Duncan and Methos attempt to work out their differences after Byron’s death.*




On Life and Living

It’s been more than a year, and John still can’t believe that Elizabeth’s gone.*




A Passing Feeling

“Rule number one,” Ray said, ignoring her. “Do not talk to strangers even if Dad does.”*




Where My Soul Dwells

Fraser receives a letter from Chicago.*




Bakari

A resident of Cascade, Wa. needs to get away and decides on Africa, where he hears a tale of a magical white man living with the great mountain gorillas of Uganda.*




Losing You to Those Before

Remy is captured and killed during a mission, devestating the whole team. Will things be the same when Remy is found alive? Will Remy survive finding his lost family?*




Blue Like Heaven

Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.*




A Song in Time of Revolution

Revolution is never an easy choice – and worse when you’re trying to respect the free will of everyone, wizard and magical creature alike. Prophecy and politics and Ministry… Harry doesn’t need any more complications.* Sixth in the series.




I Am Also Thy Brother

In the wake of death and disaster, Harry struggles to be everything he is: leader, lover, son, and brother. Yet what will survive the War diminishes every day he does not find and destroy a Horcrux.* The seventh and final part of the series.




The Damaged ‘Verse

Dean thinks he’s escaped his past, but then he runs into a whole new set of problems – and some sides of the supernatural that’s he’s never seen before – when he meets Jared.*




Turn the Page

It’s three years later, and Sam’s nearing the end of law school. Dean’s pretty badass and amoral in this, or so it might seem. Just… keep an open mind?*




Until I Can See Again

It’s about week before Missouri calls.* Part of the Every Broken Thing ‘verse. I definitely recommend the entire series (http://poisontaster.livejournal.com/142712.html), but this is one of my favorites from that series.




Heaven Can Wait

Dean dies, but convinces Heaven to send him back to Sam. It doesn’t happen how he plans though.*




We Were Twenty

It’s sunny the day he buries his brother.*




Reborn

Sam finds a way to save Dean’s soul and his own.*




Bring Me To Live

“Because according to you, I do not deserve life. By that same logic, neither do you. And whether you kill him or he kills you, you will both be destroyed.”*




The Adventures of Gerard: Boy Princess of the Ocean and Frank the Italian Gentleman’s Son Who Loves Him

See title.




Spoils of War

So that’s what happened to Brendon’s shirt.*




Your Axis on a Tilt

The day that Ryan disappeared was the same day the beagle puppy turned up at the shelter.*




Clearly Aware of the Stars

Among Brendon’s finest moments were the first time he played a concerto on the piano at home, the day he discovered Queen, and his seventh kiss. The day he wore a shirt to school that proclaimed in Spanish ‘My mother is a hamster’ was not among these moments. He had quickly learned to use a phrase book for reference whenever wearing garments with slogans in other languages.*




The Second Law of Panic at the Disco

Er, a while back we were goofing around with the Laws of Panic at the Disco and we came up with ten.*




Burn Up in Love Love Love

Miss you miss you miss you.*




Just One Thing I Need

A coda to All I Want For Christmas is You, where Brendon and Spencer were working as elves at the mall.* This picks up on New Year’s Eve.




All I Want For Christmas Is You

Brendon and Spencer are college students in Chicago working as elves at Santa’s Christmas Wonderland in the mall. At first, Spencer is jealous because Brendon is great with the screaming and crying kids who come to see Santa. He’s also just a tiny bit irritated by Brendon’s boundless energy and enthusiasm. Then he finds himself developing a crush and pining away for Brendon — only to be confused by Brendon’s sudden affection for Ryan, Spencer’s best friend/roommate and Brendon’s classmate in a music performance class at school. Ryan works at a bookstore in the mall, Jon works at Starbucks, and there are lots of faily boys having cliched misunderstandings.*




The OT3 Verse

Jensen stared at the empty beer bottle, wondering blearily why it was chirping at him. It took another moment before he glanced behind it, noting the blinking screen of his PDA. Oh, yeah. That was it. Huh.*




Many Worlds

“Leave me alone, Jared,” he slurs. The headache, thank fuck, is relaxing its vicious band around his temples, and he can think again. A little bit. “And stop calling me Dean.”*




Behind the Sea

“Heads up,” Gabe announces when he steps onto the bridge. “William saw an octopus.”*




Sublimation

Sequel to one of the other ones that isn’t Allotropy because that one is next.




Turn It Into Glory

William is quiet for a long time before he steps forward and gently pulls Cash’s hands from his own throat and brushes gentle fingertips over the flushed skin. “You think because you were made last that you don’t matter. That you’re less of me because I didn’t choose you.”*




The Crush Trilogy

Sometimes things just happen.* To find this eries, go to the HP section and scroll about halfway down the page.




Immutable Law

Sam discovers exactly what lengths he’ll go for Dean after he’s waylayed by an opportunistic entity.*




Last Outpost of All That Is

The world is over, and it’s a Winchester’s lot in life to cope with anything – no matter what.*




Pillow Talk

A rewrite of Pillow Talk as silly slash.




Hiding in Plain Sight

Dean loses Sam. Ceases to function. Sex ensues.*




The Process of the Taking

Sam develops some new powers.*




Moonhunt

A young shaman is caught out in the open during a moonhunt and his life is forever changed.*




Horses of Different Colors

Lundy has a secret which he fears could destroy his relationship with LaFiamma. What happens when he’s forced to reveal it?*




Interstitial

He doesn’t know why this is happening.*




Freshman Orientation

Welcome to Metropolis University.*




The First Four Years

The prom theme has something to do with Paris. If Paris were a high school gym with a cover band.*




The Milk and Cookies War

Lex Luthor’s Penthouse for Wayward Boys.*




When the Subject is a Fraction

She left something behind.*




Gun, with Occasional Kangaroo: A Love Story

Frannie’s got a romance novel with a big strapping Mountie on the cover, shirt hanging open, hair blowing in the wind, you know the kind.*




The Lipstick Mafia

He’s covered in a thin coat of grime like a coal miner or a TV orphan.*




Furlough

Earth’s not home anymore.*




The Harmonics Arc

On a routine mission, something unexpected happens to Yohji… Now the rest of the Weiss members must deal with the possibility of losing a member, and Schuldig and Yohji find themselves too close for comfort.*




Crimson Embrace

An evil society is out to capture anyone with even a trace of psychic ability. The former members of Weiss and Schwarz must join forces when they become the society’s next targets.*




Hindsight

Schuldig crept into the house like a thief, checking the thoughts of his co-habitees as he climbed through his window.* From the Ronin series.




The Garden Series

In the wake of an injury that leaves Daniel permanently grounded from gate travel, Jack discovers his feelings for his old friend go far deeper than he believed.*




Into the Light

Jack and Daniel finally realize their mutual attraction.*




Trinity

Estranged from Jack’s friendship, Daniel finds someone else to take away his loneliness.*




Trials and Tribulations

Daniel has an accident while on a mission off-world and comes back a changed man. Everyone has to deal with the consequences and Jack also has to deal with Daniel’s unexplained secrecy regarding a young man that he seems to be living with.*




Hammurabi’s Code

SG-1 discovers a planet whose society was pulled off Earth at the height of Mesopotamian development. The ruler of the world, King Hammurabi, is hiding something from them, and Jack must protect his team while finding out what that is.*




Silent Memories

After Daniel is rescued, he’s unable to communicate.*




The Grave Yields Back Her Robberies

On a routine mission through the Stargate, SG-1 finds someone from Daniel’s past, and she changes how they see each other forever.*




Jack’s Viking Sky

Surviving a crash was the first step in Daniel’s struggle to keep Jack alive on an unknown world. As venom slowly destroys Jack’s body, Daniel struggles alone within the confines and terrible restrictions of a Viking culture. He must make the greatest sacrifice of his life simply to keep Jack alive.*




Not Man, Not Woman Be

Daniel has one big secret that he’s been able to keep hidden… until he opens his big mouth. Now he’s trapped off world and might never be able to go home again. What do you do when everyone hates you more than you do?*




Through a Glass Darkly

SG-1 travels through the trans-dimensional mirror and sees what might have been.*




Unacknowledged Legislators

Jack learns how he feels about Daniel.*




Clue

Doctor Daniel Jackson is in a head-on collision with a big, honkin’ clue bus.*




Territory

They were a distraction. They were dangerous.* Second in the Sniper Slut in Tokyo series.




More Than Words Can Say

The mornings were always the worst.*




Chance

Are you sure this is a good idea?*




Sniper Slut in an Elevator

Irvine couldn’t quite recall whose idea it was for the five of them to get into the elevator together and contemplate an orgy.*




Connected Lives

The social worker pointed out a chair near the back of her office. The small, blond boy obediently sat down and looked directly at her, all wide-eyed worry. As soon as he was settled, he wrapped his arms around his middle and started to rock slowly back and forth. Anne Smith would have been worried if she hadn’t already spent the last week in the boy’s company. Just a few hours each day but she knew the behavior was normal, at least for him, at least for now.*




Bagglevarger’s Theory of Inversive Magic

After the first day, McKay had sniffed imperiously, chin tipped up, and told him that he wasn’t a complete idiot, and his shame would only be marginal if they were seen together outside of class. Instead of telling him to fuck off, John had grinned sardonically and drawled a mocking, “Thanks,” and McKay took that as the olive branch it wasn’t and bullied his way into John’s daily life.*




Hope You Survive

In which various members of FOB, MCR, The Used, P!atD, TAI, GCH, and Various Others are students at Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters, complete with typical high school hookups, Bad Ideas, Really Bad Ideas, and a wee bit of telekinesis, amongst others. Part one of a series, but can standalone if you like.*




The Hammond Affair

A geneticist, a paleontologist, an advertising executive, a geologist, and a doctor all walk into a bar. Or rather, a tropical island. What do they all have in common?*




Sniper Slut in Tokyo

Irvine knew talent when he saw it.* First in the Sniper Slut in Tokyo series.




Left My Heart

Post-Hogwarts. Auror Draco Malfoy has disappeared, and Harry Potter has been sent to find him.*




Gold Tinted Spectacles

Harry is about to enter his seventh year, and things are not quite what he expected. He is no longer the angry boy who watched his world fall apart at the end of his fifth year, but neither has he completely found his place yet. He is looking for something, and to his confusion, it seems to have something to do with Draco Malfoy.*




Trading Spaces

What do you call a cross between a Gryffindor and a Slytherin? A prefect! Don’t worry, it’s not ‘what would happen if he had been sorted into…’ Dumbledore works in mysterious ways as Voldemort grows in power and daring. Other than that? Shippyness, Snogging, Shagging, Snippy, and Snarky! Trust me, it’ll all make sense in a little while.*




Faith

What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do?*




Nied Is Not Enough

Thirteen years after Hogwarts. Harry is summoned back as a professor. He finds that life is leading him in a direction that he never thought possible and being a human is far more difficult than anything he’s ever battled before.*




Lustre

He is, he tells himself, fine now.*




Tempus Fugit

A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities.*




Life, As Experienced Through Your Fingers

Draco Malfoy loves boarding school almost as much as he hates it. But this new school for the arts provides him with more challenges and happiness than he ever expected to experience.*




Draco In Darkness

Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco’s dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they learn new ways to see each other… and themselves.*




Formidolosus Draco, Take Me Away

The sequel to Least Likely of All. Harry and Draco are twenty years old, and after five years of a relationship they had kept secret, the truth is revealed. One gets lost, one gets lonely – all the while, will love remain?*




Life Left Behind

Draco and Harry break up right before graduation. After Hogwarts, Draco disappears for reasons unknown and is found ten years later living in New York City as a muggle with an eight year old daughter.*




Surrender the Grey

Draco Malfoy returns to London after five years of self-imposed exile to start a new life with Harry. But will the secrets of the past destroy everything they’ve worked for?* Sequel to Left My Heart.




Twenty Years Later

Nobody knows what happened to Harry the morning after his twenty-fifth birthday, but we’re about to find out.*




Rapid Expansion

Hogwarts is disbanded for the safety of the students. For a year, Harry has to host three Wizard students. How will he get them to play muggle for an entire school year?*




Veela Child, Moon Child

Young Harry Potter was always different. He preferred reading over playing with other children. He had a strange talent for communicating with animals, and he always felt a strong pull toward one, Draco Malfoy. The problem? Draco is betrothed to someone else.*




Amalgam

Even after the longest day of his life, Harry still can’t sleep.*




Let the Darkness Take You

Harry returns to his sixth year at Hogwarts to find that darkness is very quickly permeating the school. It seems as though the only person to realize this is Harry. When all seems lost, two people come to him and offer their help. Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy. As the three work together to unravel the mystery that is hovering over them, they each have to fight their own battles and overcome the darkness that is threatening to take them.*




The Depths of Winter

Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the Magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralyzed in a wheelchair.*




Bond

Free to go where he wanted. Free to play Quidditch, spend time with his own friends, think of becoming an Auror, get a flat with Ron without worrying what Malfoy would think of it. Free to be single and seventeen years old again.*




Wind That Shakes the Seas and Stars

Snape begins the year with a mistake that sets his ward against him. Now Harry is using all his own considerable cunning to ride out the multiple storms, even as the Second War goes into motion.* Fifth in the Freedom and Not Peace series.




Freedom and Not Peace

The plot will follow the Tri-Wizard Tournament for only part of the story, and twist rather violently in the middle and at the end. Also, there will be the first mention of HP/HM slash.* Fourth in the series.




Blood Mingled

Harry and Draco get into an accident during a Quidditch match. An old blood magic works its way, creating a bond between the two enemies, binding their souls to each other. A love story, for the most part.*




Breaking Destiny

At the end of 4th year, Harry and Co. attacked the Slytherins on the train as they were heading home. Too bad they don’t know the side effects of mixing curses!*




To Walk a Narrow Path

Every action has a reaction and not all of them are good.* Sequel to Faith.




Coveting Thy Enemy

Harry and Draco get to know each other a little better and things start to go right. And then they go very, very wrong.*




Remember You

Harry is given a mysterious gift for his birthday that gives him new happiness. But if it is so great, then why does Dumbledore feel he needs to hide everything that it is from Harry?* Sequel to Let the Darkness Take You.




The Art and Practice of Absolute Pitch

Seven years after graduation and now twenty-four year old Draco is struggling to maintain his life. With a job he hates, that keeps him away from home for months at a time, he tries to keep together his friendships. Everyone is back. Join the crew as they find their way in the ‘real world’ and also struggle to find and maintain love and happiness.* Sequel to Life as Experience Through Your Fingers.




Homecoming

Harry things spending two weeks as a guest lecturer at Hogwarts will offer the perfect chance to get away from his troubles. Then he meets his assigned faculty guide: Potions Master Draco Malfoy.*




Unfinished Business

An alternate ending.*




Shifting Gears

Dom pressed his forehead to Brian’s shoulder and let his lips brush lightly over the uneven skin. Brian flinched a little and Dom went still, waiting, half wanting Brian to wake up, but half of him wasn’t ready to face him just yet.*




Getting Somewhere Fast

“I got a full stomach, a car with a sweet engine, and a fully stocked garage. What more could a guy want?”*




Engine Block

Brian woke up with his face mashed into a pillow and the sheets twisted around his hips.*




Gravity

Brian follows Dom to Mexico and they have a lot of sex, but is that all he needs to be happy?*




Ciudad de Estrellas

Dom is forced to ask Brian for help when the consequences of his crimes come back to haunt him. A novel about love, loss, and redemption.*




seven days of singer: day six

They finally go out on their first tour with an actual bus, and Cash is totally ruining it by acting way too strangely.*




I Give In, I Give Up

And so begins Alex’s Eternal Hatred and Disdain towards everything Cash Colligan.*




Signs Point to Yes

For the record, Brendon had no desire to go speed-dating at all.*




The Art of Underwater Breathing

Then Spencer finds the link to the crew information, and Ryan leans close, chin on Spencer’s shoulder, to study the high-quality picture of two young men, about their age and involved in a water fight – their chests glistening in the sun, laughing and unaware of the camera. The description says: “Left: Brendon Urie, diving instructor, CMAS M***, right: Jon Walker, captain and diving instructor, CMAS M**.”*




Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool

“So, I’m pretty sure she knocked me up before she left,” Brendon said conversationally.*




Finding Emo

Brendon is still missing his babies. Ryan Ross is a bitchy pregnant seahorse. And MikeyWay has run away to the Reef, and theh other must brave the unknown to rescue him. Drama! Angst! Less fish puns than the last one! More Mpreg, of sorts. Boys (and girls) as sea creatures.* Sequel to Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool.




Only One Place They Call You One of Their Own

In which there is a wedding, a bubble machine, and Spencer is certainly not dating Brendon Urie.*




Untitled Snippet

Ryan has very rarely been content with his life. He’s been happy and he’s been morose and he’s been everything in between, but he’s always strived for something more. It’s never really been enough.*




A Finer Command of Language

I called this the bus!accident fic while I was writing it. Largely because the premise is that Panic gets in a bus accident. I’m clever like that.*




Solvation

It’s possible, maybe, that the whole thing is Brendon’s fault.* Follows Supersaturation.




The Story of Jon, Ryan, and the Not-Date

He’s pretty sure if Brendon asks what’s going on with him and Ryan, like really asks, and breaks out his patient, “I’m listening” face and big fucking earnest eyes. Jon’s not going to be able to keep from saying something like “So I kinda really want to fuck me. How’d I go about getting that, you think?”*




Your Day Breaks, You Mind Aches

Last night they’d talked until they were hoarse and now Spencer’s not sure if there’s anything more to say.*




(Snowmen Have) Nothing to Hide

In which Spencer is antisocial and hates Christmas, Ryan is in love, Jon is planning vacations, and Brendon doesn’t want to spend Christmas alone.*




Talks Like a Gentleman

Bored, small-town schoolteacher Ryan Ross meets Jon Walker, a man with a secret. Things ensue.*




So Put Me Where I Belong

Neither Brendon or Spencer are answering his calls, and it’s frustrating. Because Ryan knows their house will be toasty warm, and he wants in.* Follows Talks Like a Gentleman.




Do Rockstars Dream of Electric Sheep

Crack!fic in which Spencer has weird dreams, questions his sexuality, and spends a lot of time hiding things away in boxes in his mind.*




Finding the Words to Say

Superpowers AU in which Ryan Ross can’t help reading people’s minds, Jon Walker absorbs energy (and usually controls it perfectly), Spencer Smith shoots ice from his hands and saves melting refreshments, and Brendon Urie sometimes bursts into flames.*




Go the Other Way

When Sam first suggested the cross-dressing, Dean thought he was joking.*




Life As We Know It

Our boys buy curtains and fall in love.*




Green and Gamboge

Sam first notices the weird dinging noise in Paducah, and by the time they hit Kansas City, it’s a full-on clank and rattle, the car thumping rhythmically every time the engine turns over.*




How Life Can Be

In which Patrick fails to think about his feelings, and then there is kissing.*




The Sky-High City

This is a story about something that could maybe happen to Frank Iero after his band breaks up.*




Small Cells and Fibers

Tuesdays were finger-painting days. Frank made sure to wear his oldest pair of jeans, because even with his full-length apron and his constant reminds that paint belongs on paper and not on clothing, he always ended up with tiny, multi-colored hand prints all over his clothes




Distance in the Afterlife

Gerard comes out. Vaguely set during Projeckt Runway, but I played fast and loose with canon, so be warned.*




In the Sirocco

Spencer was watching him.*




Scorpions

A Jim Ellison from an alternate reality comes through a wormhole, looking for this Earth’s Sandburg.*




Puzzle Pieces

In two other realities, Jim, Blair, Jack, and Daniel have to live with the sorrowful consequences of life. Then circumstances put them all face-to-face again.*




Comedy of Errors

A trip to Cascade results in confusion, illumination, and smiles all around.*




Measure for Measure

This picks up right where Comedy of Errors leaves off, which means the SGC need Jim and his guide, Blair.* Sequel to Comedy of Errors.




The Sentinel School

Sequel to A Gathering of Sentinel. A series of vignettes about the Sentinel school.*




Taming of the Shrew

Jim and Blair settle into their new jobs with the SGC but soon find themselves in a battle for Earth.* Sequel to Comedy of Errors and Measure for Measure.




Crusade in Jeans

Jack knew that stepping through the gate changed his life, but he didn’t think one more time would make that much of a difference; he was wrong. Now, Jack O’Neill, John Sheppard, and Rodney McKay are intertwined in an adventure of a lifetime, starting with how the hell to get back to being a grownup.*




Northern Comfort

What happens when Billy Tallent and Benton Fraser collide when they’re both at a low ebb in their lives, or think they are. Major spoilers for Hard Core Logo.*




No Secrets

A sequel to “Northern Comfort”. Fraser finds that after his experiences with Billy Tallent, he can no longer sublimate his feelings for Ray K., but he doesn’t believe those feelings will be reciprocated. After Northern Secrets but before Shadows Fade.*




Jared and Dean’s Adventures in Monster-killin’, Sam-retrievin’, and Sexual Confusion

Jared could play along with this. He could pretend to be Sam. No problem, he did that all the time.*




There Ain’t No Sappy Popcultural Reference For This One

Dean and Sam in Stars Hollow. Dean spots Cute!Dean and gets ideas. Wacky naked hijinks ensue.*




American Muscle

Dean and Sam meet Brian and Dom.*




Balance

Something’s thrown everything out of balance. Trick is to fix it without screwing up, or maybe ending the world.*




The Cure for a Bolt Action Heart

Mal comes back from his sale with platinum in his pocket and a pair of dirty stragglers tagging along behind him like dogs.*