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Hollow Years

Thousands of years ago Pandora’s Box was opened and evil let out into the world. Now it’s time for the box to be opened again and at the center of an age old prophecy stands two young men; Jared Padalecki, whose heart was broken five years ago and whose visions might prove to be the death of him, and Jensen Ackles who’s spent the last five years running from the monster he’s become, and the man he can’t let himself love. Will they be able to fulfill their destiny and release the missing part of their soul, or will they perish trying as so many have before them?*




Of Vampires and Rock Stars

“Make sure that the Clandestine Vampire Hunters reach the House of Wolves bar,” Beckett said a disturbing tranquiility about his voice. “I have already given the orders to my men, but the other gangs might go after them now that they’re wounded.” Linked to the last chapter that has links to all previous chapters embedded.*




A Little More Kill Bill

Pete has only two things to live for: Keeping Patrick alive and killing as many vampires as he can.*




Indago: Reborn

Harry and Draco are a little older and wiser… but this vulnerable.* Sequel to Indago.




Indago

A missed potion reveals a secret about Draco and Snape. They’re of a rare species and have sniffed out Harry as one of their own. Can Harry stand up to two violent, animalistic, sexually charged Slytherins?*




The Risen

They all work on a cruise ship. Shit starts to get bloody after a shore excursion brings something unnatural on board.* One of my very favorite of all time.




Erasing All This Body’s Known

Spencer isn’t even surprised when Ryan comes storming over, making his way purposefully across the dance floor to where Spencer is leaning against the wall and talking with a guy. Ryan’s the most irritating kind of cockblocker in that he always looks so earnest — well, as much as Ryan ever has facial expressions anyway — when he explains to Spencer how he was just trying to look out for him.*




The Sea Takes Pity

“Where — where are you from?”*




Oistros

It’s like going into heat, like with cats, with the added bonus of becoming completely fixated on one specific person. Spencer isn’t sure whether cats do that or not, but if they do, it’s much less freaky than when Ryan does it.*




Red

Something evil is killing treeplanters in the forests of the Pacific Northwest, possibly the same predator that Dean narrowly escaped years before. How Grimm will things get before the brothers figure it out?*




Bring Me To Live

“Because according to you, I do not deserve life. By that same logic, neither do you. And whether you kill him or he kills you, you will both be destroyed.”*




Your Axis on a Tilt

The day that Ryan disappeared was the same day the beagle puppy turned up at the shelter.*




Turn It Into Glory

William is quiet for a long time before he steps forward and gently pulls Cash’s hands from his own throat and brushes gentle fingertips over the flushed skin. “You think because you were made last that you don’t matter. That you’re less of me because I didn’t choose you.”*




Horses of Different Colors

Lundy has a secret which he fears could destroy his relationship with LaFiamma. What happens when he’s forced to reveal it?*




Hope You Survive

In which various members of FOB, MCR, The Used, P!atD, TAI, GCH, and Various Others are students at Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters, complete with typical high school hookups, Bad Ideas, Really Bad Ideas, and a wee bit of telekinesis, amongst others. Part one of a series, but can standalone if you like.*




Veela Child, Moon Child

Young Harry Potter was always different. He preferred reading over playing with other children. He had a strange talent for communicating with animals, and he always felt a strong pull toward one, Draco Malfoy. The problem? Draco is betrothed to someone else.*




Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool

“So, I’m pretty sure she knocked me up before she left,” Brendon said conversationally.*




Finding Emo

Brendon is still missing his babies. Ryan Ross is a bitchy pregnant seahorse. And MikeyWay has run away to the Reef, and theh other must brave the unknown to rescue him. Drama! Angst! Less fish puns than the last one! More Mpreg, of sorts. Boys (and girls) as sea creatures.* Sequel to Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool.




Green and Gamboge

Sam first notices the weird dinging noise in Paducah, and by the time they hit Kansas City, it’s a full-on clank and rattle, the car thumping rhythmically every time the engine turns over.*




Malleus Maleficarum

She takes longer to settle than Dean thinks she should, and he’s stuck waiting, sixteen and caught tight between his father and the open road. The only consolation is the Impala, steering wheel warm between his fingers, but it’s not as easy when she’s in the passenger seat, slipping from goldfinch to lynx and back again, a slow blur in the corners of his vision.*




What You Could Do

All legends spring from some truth, no matter how obscure or distant; Jared and Jensen find out the hard way.*




When Darkness Falls

Let us assume for a while that the demon gets exactly what he wants from Sam. What will that mean for our boys? How far will Dean go to bring Sam back over to the good guys? What will he have to sacrifice to save Sam and will it be enough – or will he lose himself in the battle.*




Bring Me to Life

“Because according to you I do not deserve life. By that same logic, neither do you. And whether you kill him or he kills you, you will both be destroyed.”*




The Road Goes Ever On

Left stranded by John in the North Carolina mountains to teach Sam a lesson, Sam and Dean soon find themselves in deep trouble and involved in an Appalachian casefile. Pre-series alternate reality, teenage Sam/Dean, supernatural violence, disturbing themes.*




And the Moon In Their Net

In which it is proven that there’s a perfectly valid reason for Pete to be such a total freak, and hey, all those Emma Bull novels? Totally true.*




Fivehead and the Velociraptor

Beauty and the Beast… sort of.*




Keep It In Your Back Pocket

Most of the other penguins would roll their eyes at the little kid sliding happily over the ice and singing wordless songs at the top of his lungs, but Patrick didn’t care.*




Turn Around and Erase the Clouds

Pete’s first thought, when he woke up with his mouth full of feathers, was that Patrick had slashed his pillow in the night.*




With the Moon In His Arms

Pete is a mermaid who saves Patrick’s life.* You’ll need to scroll down a bit for this one. There isn’t currently a master page for this.




The Wolf Prince

Handsome prince, check; young person bearing up alone under circumstances, check; man and woman — waaaait a minute.*




For We Are Not Blessed, Merely Eternal

“It took Sam a while to work it out, why we weren’t working right, but a few years back he did. And he kissed me again, but it was him, not some-” Dean paused, then spat the word, “-monster.”*




I Know the World’s a Broken Bone and Would You Kill Me In My Sleep

The sequel of Would You Kill Me In My Sleep. Starts fourteen years later… to the day, from the ending of Would You Kill Me In My Sleep.




Ripping Mended Seams

We all know John disappeared because he got a lead on the demon, but what if he ran off when the boys were still kids?*




Where You’ve Always Been

This is how it starts: Brendon wakes up in Ryan’s bed for the 47th time in a row and rolls over to look wistfully at Ryan, as is his custom. For about fifteen minutes in the morning, Brendon has time to just look and pretend that Ryan doesn’t have a wall, chain link fence, barbed wire and a moat around him. But this time, on the 47th morning, Ryan isn’t there.* Sequel to Back to Where You Are.




An Inexplicable Occurance of Angels

Gerard hasn’t prayed in years, probably not since Gamma died. It’s just… no. Not happening. He imagines sometimes that he’s in a staredown contest with God, arms folded, glaring at each other.*




It’s Almost Halloween

“I think,” said Brendon, “that something’s wrong.”*




Down Darker and Darker Stairs

Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Fourth in the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.




Knowledge of Dead Secrets

Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Fifth in the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.




Guardians of the Apocalypse

After the death of their father, the Winchester brothers discover the beginning of the road to their destinies. Two destinies that were foretold thousands of years before they were born and entwined so tightly neither can tread the road alone.*




Swear By All Flowers

Two years after the yellow-eyed demon is defeated, the Winchesters are still waiting for their happy ending.*




Feels Like: You Don’t Have a Body

In a wold where werewolves, vampires, and humans live together in shaky and relative peace, Spencer finds a boy on the side of the road, naked, bruised, and sporting vampire bites. Stopping to save him might just be the dumbest thing Spencer’s ever done… or the best.*




Demon of Justice

After the war, Wufei is transported to another dimension.*




Hold With Those Who Favor Fire

Somehow, “Oh, hey, you know how I told you I’m a quarter Irish and a quarter German? Well I forgot to mention that the other half is Demon,” is a little hard to voice.*




Well Tonight, Will It Ever Come

Ray didn’t ever lie to his band. Not telling them that he was a werewolf technically wasn’t a lie. Besides, having a werewolf in a rock band is hardly a big deal.*




How the West Was Won (Any Where It Got Us)

Sequel to How the West Was Won.*




How the West Was Won

Spencer really wishes that “sorry, I had to slay this vampire” was an excuse he could actually use for not having finished his homework. It’s not like it’s not true.* (AU in which the Panic boys are still in high school, and Spencer finds out he’s destined to be a Slayer, a la the Buffy verse.)




Back to Where You Are

People don’t just turn into cats. Except when they do.*




What Went Down From His Fooling Around

Brendon’s wish backfires and he turns into Spencer’s drum kit. As you do.*




Allotropy

Follows Sublimation. Alex is totally afraid of aliens.*




Gerard Way’s (Vampire) Detective Agency

Pete, in Decaydance Mansion, with a yarrow stake. Frank and Gerard, in the greenhouse, with a plant of questionable origin. Bob, everywhere you look, with a gang of assassins for justice. Vampires, valets, pamphlets, haunted furniture, dub-thrall, disembodied voices, zombie couriers, and sinister rituals.




The Prophecy Series

In the dark shadows across the street from a club called The Church a Vampire pushed off from the cool bricks, watching as four friends walked out into the night. The blond boy was laughing and bouncing on his toes, spinning to address his friends with a wicked cackle, “I can’t believe it! Let this day go down in history! Jared Padalecki was not hit on once!”*




Closing the Door

Five years after Finding the Key life has settled down in the wizarding world… and then Severus finds the solution to the problem he’s been working on all that time, and people start dying again, and this time Harry Potter is unable to save the wizarding world from the trouble they find themselves in.* Sequel to Finding the Key.




Clouds Across the Moon

Bodolf was delirious with pain and fever for nearly a fortnight after the animal attack on their camp.*




Angels and Devils

Harry defeated Voldemort: his act of heroism is famous throughout the wizarding world. He’s trying to finish his final year at Hogwarts in peace, but something peculiar is happening to him, something he never would have expected. It’s all rather embarrassing and making his life very complicated.*




Not Your Usual Veela Mate

Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I’ve tried to write a Veela story where the two don’t jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing.* There’s an updated version, but it isn’t fully done. [link here]




Some Kind of Magic

Mike doesn’t know what to make of the scene in his backyard.*




Inner Veela

Lucius surrenders to his inner Veela. Remus is surprised.*




Asbestos Gelos

All they saw were his wide violet eyes – violet. That was the only visible sign that he was not fully human.*




Venom

Sam and Dean at a goth club. Angst and eyeliner. Plus vampires.*




Beyond Tomorrow

SesshouMaru has uncovered the mystery of what Kagome means to all youkai-kind. He must now win her love before time runs out.*




Survival By Eliot (The Eliot Spencer Guide to Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse)

When a virus ends the world in a plague of zombies, Eliot Spencer travels the country around with Parker and Hardison, helping pick up the pieces. Hardison builds a website.*




Veela Struck

Veela don’t have destined mates, and thank Merlin for that. Draco wants to date Harry Potter because Harry is one of the few people in the wizarding world who treats him decently. But when Harry refuses, with his refusal focused on Draco’s creature blood, Draco sets out on a different journey than he ever expected.*




Not Less of Love

The war changed everyone. Harry comes back to eighth year knowing exactly what he wants, and unfortunately for him, so does Draco. Is it just Harry’s imagination, or is his worst enemy harbouring a secret? Harry finds out about Draco’s new side and definitely doesn’t want to help. But it’s not really up to him.*




Stop Shot

“Wereanimal!Jensen has been on his mating quest since he didn’t find his mate within his pack. It’s getting to a critical point where Jensen might go feral and claim his mate where ever and when ever he finds him. Jared is Jensen mate and “unfortunately” for both of them Jensen finds him in a packed college bar, at least there’s a pool table in the back.” *




The Invasion

The planet shone outside the viewing deck, red-orange-jeweled under the swirls of violet cloud. Kris stood staring out at it, deceptively calm; they hadn’t started the landing yet.*




Evil Tastes Kinda Chalky

Kris Allen is a Slayer, a Chosen One. Adam is the Master Vampire in Conway. They should hate each other on sight. They don’t.*




Chimera

“Congratulations,” Adam said, mouth twisting up at one corner. “You are now in possession of one faerie servant. You own both my services and the benefit of my magic for a year and a day.”*




Too Mer to Woo Peacebly

Adam bites his lip, sheepishly. “Under normal circumstances, we’d have five cycles of courtship to get used to each other, but these are not normal circumstances. We’re actually on a very strict timeline, Kristopher. Excuse me for being a little anxious this courtship seems to be going nowhere,” he says, defensively.*




If I Had You

A single act of heroism pulls Kris into Adam’s world of wealth, power, and sex.*




Fox and Wolf

Alright, so I’ve tweaked the prompt a bit so that Kris is a brand new werefox and Adam is an alpha werewolf… because that’s how it started writing itself, and to keep it different from the awesome KitKris story that is.. full of awesome.*




Not Your Momma’s Fairytale

The only reason Adam goes on the stupid camping trip is because of Keith.*




Haven

The entrance to Haven could be found at the top of a rainbow.*




A Private War

The destruction of Vulcan changed everything.*




Life On the Moon (Couldn’t Be Any Stranger)

“Kris Allen is staring at you again.”*




Queensguard: Adjournment

“In the matter at hand, exact figures are impossible to ascertain. The Volunteers of the International Dragon Forces were never systematically counted during the war due in part to the fact that newly transformed dragons and other humans joined the IDF on an almost daily basis and also casualty rates among new recruits is believed to have been particularly high. Many of the attacks by bio-wops wiped out entire flights, leaving no surviving members to report the scale of the devastation. This report bases its estimate on testimony of IDF and allied personnel, physical evidence from scenes in Zambia, Holland and many other countries and the dedicated efforts of military intelligence from countries like the US. *




Alpha Pack

Jensen is the straight-laced by-the-book pack Alpha for the Dallas werewolves. Jared is a wild and reckless werewolf under house arrest and forced to take Jensen’s Beta collar. Will Jensen see beyond Jared’s wild ways to be his true mate; and will Jared see beyond the collar as anything but slavery?*




A Tale of Two Tails

“Of all the questionable life-style choices Adam has made in his life (and there are a lot to choose from), he never expected volunteering at an ecological charity to be the one that ruined his life.”*




The Great Escape




The Light of the Bright World

Adam, in order to avoid having to find a date, orders Kris.*




The Moon Wanted More of My Night

In his head there was always moonlight, but that’s what you get when the object of your highly illicit desires is a werewolf.*




The Tale of Squire Kristopher and the Black Dragon

Finding the dragon’s cave is as easy as Kris expected it to be.*




How to Spoil Your Pet Dragon

“Crap.”*




The Seventh Swan

Young Tony, the crowned prince of the Kingdom of Fidelis, has everything he could ever want. Then the sorcerer Ari takes it all away. Now, on the run and suffering under the worst curse black magic has to offer, can Tony ever find his way home? And, more importantly, will he want to? Or will our prince sacrifice his kingdom, his identity and his humanity for something he’s never known: love.*




Stained in You

“I’m naked in the middle of the frickin’ forest with some guy I don’t even know – and it’s cold – and – ” He looks around wildly, searching for clothes he knows are not there. “I need my goddamn clothes.”*




Infect Me With Your Love (Fill Me With Your Poison)

In the City of Angels, Adam and Tommy are called to lead in the protection of mortals–but a chance encounter with one of the damned leaves Adam reeling, his mating instinct awakened.*




Two Against the World Series

In 2020, the demons descended. The cataclysmic event came to be called “The Rising,” and the world that came after was called “Post-Apocalyptic,” though for North America most ways of life were preserved when the Walls went up around the major cities.

One powerful demon, the Nephilim known as Jorg Kaulitz, had twin sons with a powerful human psychic to secure an heir for his House. Fearing the potential destruction that Nephilim twins could cause, he separated them as infants. But can you ever truly separate what was meant to be?

After being reunited, no matter what the cost, the Kaulitz twins will never let anything, human or demon, get between them again. Together they have to take action when someone comes after Bill.*




Day Grows Slowly

Kris and Adam are undercover guardian angels charged with watching over Allison through her time on AI, but neither know about the other. OR, you know, any other excuse you can come up with for them both to have huge, kick-awesome secret wings. But I totally skipped the part about guardian angels or anything to do with Allison. Heh.*




Without Color or Sound

The tour’s right after the competition, and then they absolutely have to finish their albums, and then neither of them’s as busy but they’re never free at the exact same time, so the end result is they don’t get out to Arkansas until almost spring the next year. Adam’s pretty sorely disappointed by how normal the town is, and tries to explain to Kris about how everyone’s rumored to marry their cousins or siblings or something.* Sequel to Day Grows Slowly.




Myths and Revelations

An AU exercise in centaurs.*




The Werekitten Chronicles

It doesn’t surprise Arthur when he hears, eventually, that they’ve developed a reputation for fighting like cats and dogs—since, in a sense, they are those things.*




Arising From the Want Of

Third part in the wing!fic series.* Follows Day Grows Slowly and Without Color or Sound.




Out With the Old, In With the New

There are things that many people do not see and are never supposed to see, but when one of these takes Bill from his hotel room, by force, everything changes for him and Tom.*




I’ve Known It (From the Moment That We Met)

After spending one night together, Kris and Adam can’t stop thinking about each other.*




Huff, Puff, and Blow Your Man Down

Adam’s box of emergency supplies includes: a flashlight, a four-pack of fat candles, a whistle, a Bio Hazard bag, paper plates, an air horn, aluminum foil, tinned and packaged food, juice, aspirin, rain gear, an extension cord, dish soap, pliers, safety pins, and towels.*




Wolf In Sheep’s Clothing

A wrong turn had Kris working in a diner in San Glam, California. He’s getting used to the little eclectic town, and its zany inhabitants. He’s doing great, he just wasn’t expecting to meet Mr. Right or that his rockstar looking crush would be quite so…crazy, really. What’s with Adam insisting that Kris is going to turn in a ball of fluffy teeth and desire for blood on the full moon?*




Part of Your World

Tom dreams of that one perfect voice to compliment the music in his head.

Bill dreams of a life out of the watery depths.

A Retelling of The Little Mermaid*




Shine Like the Stars (On the Serpent’s Scales)

“Fear is a poison, Kris,” his father had told him once when Kris was small, rubbing Kris’ back before he flicked off the lamp on the bedside table. “Fear and hate; they’ll ruin you. They ruin everything.”*




Remnants

At the edge of the world, in a disease ridden desert, can two strangers find a way to survive?*




Old Metal (Blood, Memory, and Rubber Ducks)

Erik is a vampire. Sookie Charles is a telepath. Any questions? A X-Men: First Class/Southern Vampire Mysteries Fusion.*




Humane Society

Once Erik finally allows himself to decide that Charles is pretty much the best thing since sliced bread, he spends the next week being incredibly bitter that he’s Charles’ cat and not his boyfriend.*




No Substitution

Jensen’s an Omega who’s never once felt the desire to bend over for an Alpha. Until he meets Jared.*




The Revolution Will Not Be Civilized

Arthur is the son of the ruler, and an Omega male. Eames is leading the revolution. Which kidnaps Arthur. This is only the start of their problems.*




The Taming of the Shrew

Kris thought he was honestly prepared for anything after Adam came home with six bags of prunes to prevent constipation, and tried to make him dry swallow a box of antacids: ‘Just in case, Kris, the books say heartburn is painful’. Kris should have remembered the courtship, and never let down his guard.* Sequel to Too Mer to Woo Peaceably.




How to Find Your Dragon

Vikings rely on their dragons for just about everything. So Bill, the village’s only dragonless Viking, is destined for a lifetime of misery, solitude, and all-around loserdom. Or is he?*




Loosening My Grip

Brent’s got the werewolf thing pretty well under control after 24 years, but one little concussion and some emotional turmoil centered around his best friend/defensive partner makes things harder than they’ve ever been before.*




Call and Answer

“Call if you need me,” Arthur says, “and I’ll come.”*




All’s Faery In Love and War

When Mike heads towards Harvey’s office on Tuesday morning, he doesn’t expect to see Harvey wrestling a giant troll.*