Not the World’s Most Masculine Man
“Admit it,” Brendon said, leaning close and purring in Ryan’s ear, “I’m pretty much the girl of your dreams.”*
“Admit it,” Brendon said, leaning close and purring in Ryan’s ear, “I’m pretty much the girl of your dreams.”*
Brendon turns into a girl for a day and his bandmates cannot control their urges. And so, when Brendon turns back into a guy and discovers he is pregnant, no one knows who the father is.*
In retrospect, asking a newly-conscious Spencer where he’d gotten those tits from probably wasn’t the best idea – the holy shit probably hadn’t helped – but Brendon still doesn’t think he deserved to be punished for it.*
Gwen Way is a student at SVA and Frank is one of her little brother Mikey’s school friends. It’s a few weeks away from the end of the school year when happenstance brings them together.*
Frank is a dyke. Period. She doesn’t like boys. At all. But if you squint (or you’re drunk enough) sometimes Gerard totally looks like a girl.*
High School AU. Alex doesn’t know why everyone at her high school wants Cash. Sure, she gets that he’s charming, if you like brash arseholes. And he’s not horrible looking, though those tattoos are in a class of their own.*
Daniel has one big secret that he’s been able to keep hidden… until he opens his big mouth. Now he’s trapped off world and might never be able to go home again. What do you do when everyone hates you more than you do?*
Patrick’s eyes flew open with the realization that his boyfriend definitely should not have breasts.*
Pete got it for her as a present, and he didn’t really think she’d use it, but she hadn’t even hesitated before slipping into the harness and fucking him hard. He was glazed the whole next day.*
Trish/Pete demands boy!Pete. And also how she has to get herself off after shows, and her secret fantasy.*
It should be weirder, being the only girl in FOB, but Trish is Pete’s best friend ever! He’s never going to not include her.*
And Patrick wants to say, see, thi is why so many guys are terrified to date you and you have to write emo lyrics about them.* AU, Pete has always been a girl.
If Pete’s perfectly honest she only feels bad about the tape because of how upset Patrick is.*
It actually made things easier, in a way, seeing Pete as a means to an end – a beautiful orgasm or two – because otherwise she might have been tempted to really fall in love with him.*
Sam likes girls. It’s not some big thing, not anything he has to tell everybody. He just does. He likes the way they offer to lend him their notes when he misses class, how they huddle in groups by the drinking fountains, the ones who wear heels and the track stars. He likes the girl in the front of his geometry class, the one who knows the answer to every problem set, and he likes the departmental secretary, two years out of college with button down shirts that don’t close all the way. Sam likes white lace bra straps and cinnamon chewing gum and the way they look in the back of the Impala, spread out and flushed underneath his hands.*
What exactly IS going on in that Salem church?* Sequel to Man, I Feel Like a Woman.
Sam gets whammied in an unexpected way.* This is a genderswap fic. Kinda.
Sam and Dean spend the afternoon wading through the swamp around a voodoo priestess’s cabin in New Orleans, and by the time they get back to the hotel, it’s all Sam can do to take a shower and climb into bed.* Sequel to Radical Feminism.
Rodney crossed his arms under his breasts. “Well, this is stupid. And typical. Both my opportunities for hot gay sex and heterosexual sex are ruined!”*
Well, what happened is svmadelyn wrote It Stops Being Funny At Skirts about John Sheppard turning into a woman, and in the midst of laughing my own ass off at the story, I realized there seemed to be a little scene missing, and I asked svmadelyn if I could fill it in, and she said yes, and then… genderfuckery.*
This story starts at svmadelyn’s It Stops Being Funny At Skirts, takes the optional scenic route along thisisbone’s Skirting the Issue, (both of which you should read first), and then veers off and takes the side road in a different direction.*
Dean is creepily, incestuously interested in Sam. But this isn’t one of those “OMG INCEST IS SO HAWT” stories, so– I’m just warning you. It’s creepy. And maybe you should’t read it. SIGH!*
Inexplicable, unexplainable bodyswap leads to Jensen getting to know Sophia a little better than he maybe wants.*
When Dean disappears on a hunt, the last thing Sam expects is the help of another psychic in trying to find him. The search doesn’t go well, and when Dean walks back into his life, it’s with the news that tears the world out from under them both.*
The first time Bob ever sees Trish, he can’t actually see her at first. He’s twenty, home from school for Thanksgiving, and his buddy Kyle drags him out to a club to see some band that sucks.*
It’s not so much the turning into a girl that’s a problem; that’s happened before. It’s the fact that Frank doesn’t turn back.*
Jensen’s hit by a curse when giving Sam and Dean a helping hand with a case. His life instantly turns… interesting and it really wasn’t all that dull to begin with.*
She down Brendon had seen her staring, because Spencer hadn’t been able to keep her eyes off her for the rest of the shoot. She’s pretty sure everyone had seen her staring.*
Pete sometimes wanted to form an “only-boy-in-the-band” club. He could ask Ryan to join.*
Spencer hangs out with Billie and Gerry. They go to girls’ school! They are bitches! It’s a very cool girls’ school, so there’s no uniforms and some classes are outdoors and they go on field trips to Mexico.
“Yeah,” Pete continues, rolling his eyes before pinning his glare back on her, “the reputation we’d have for letting out barely-legal singer get her shit touched on stage while the three guys in the band sat back and watched. Real nice. Sign me up for that rep.”
Andie woke up to the sunlight shining right in her eyes. That was so fucking wrong. Her room didn’t even face east, so what the…*
“Hotel night!” Brendon chirps, inserting herself into the middle of the cluster of people and bags in the lobby. “I call Spencer!”*
Ray was vaguely annoyed at Fraser for linking the fact that – for reasons that didn’t need exploring at this goddamned juncture – Ray had breasts.*
High school sucks, parents suck. Frankie is a 15 year old punk rock chick who pretty much hates her life. Her parents are always fighting, her mom is a bitch, she is not really popular. Then, she meets Gerard, a senior who spends his days watching clouds and stars and playing D&D.*
Gabriela Saporta isn’t some pop princess. From Humble Beginnings to Midtown to Cobra Starship, she lives life her own way and damn the consequences.*
So maybe they have half an hour until bus call, and neither of them have even showered since they got there last night, and it’s really kind of disgusting how much sex they’ve had. But Brendon has Spencer to herself. In a hotel room. For the first time in, like, twenty cities.*
It turns out coming to terms with a shift in sexual orientation isn’t any easier the second time around.*
A story in 21 parts, featuring an Ancient Greek curse, an unexpected metamorphosis, adventures in pool sharking, numerous shots of tequila, a nun outfit, zombies, angels, demons, kidnappings, startling discoveries about old acquaintances, massage, a game of strip poker, girl-on-girl action, girl-on-boy action, and boy-on-boy action. Despite my expectations or inclinations, it swiftly became clear that this story was going to be Sam/Dean. And, indeed, it is. Because my muse likes to fuck with me.*
When Bry thought about her post-touring future, she always imagined herself crusading for truth, justice, and girls in the music scene. She’d picture herself managing female artists and female bands because that was where her passion lay, showing that girls had a place in the scene and a right to take it up. She never imagined My Chemical Romance.*
Jensen wakes up to find that he’s a girl. He and Jared try to figure out what to do, and how it will affect their relationship.*
Bobby’s words seemed to echo in the room long after Sam hung up the phone. “We need to go back and look again. Maybe we missed something,” Sam pleaded. His voice sounded small, insubstantial against the weight of Bobby’s assertion. “It’s worth a try, Dean.”* Sequel to Rain on the Window.
They wake up fine. It’s not something that happens overnight and prompts girly shrieks of horror at eight a.m. Instead, they’re sitting in the middle of a crowded diner, talking about carrots, when Sam suddenly sprouts boobs and claps his hand over his crotch in terror.*
In which Miss Samantha Winchester, in order to escape an unwanted suitor and reunite with her beloved brother (who has been at sea fighting Napoleon for the past four years), travels to London in the company of Mrs. Ellen Harvelle and her daughter Jo, and has a number of adventures.*
Dean woke up one morning with his brother staring at him and discovered he was a girl. There are different ways he could react at this point, but Dean always chooses the path of least resistance. Of course, Sam has only one thing to proscribe: research.*
It’s the sounds that get Sam, as much as anything. Slick, wet, sucking; he wants to drown in each one, roll around in it and wrap himself up in them.*
They’re in Georgia when it happens. Figures. Dean has always hated Georgia. He hates the roads, how the dirt churned up beside the lanes is an eerie blood-red, he hates how poison-green kudzu is choking out all the trees… So really, it figures it’d be something in Georgia to totally screw them over.*
“It feels safe here,” she says, staring out towards the trees on the edge of the property. “No ghosties in the attic, no beasties lurking in the woods. We’re like a normal family.”*
Jen Kirk is being courted and, for reasons that are perfectly logical, Spock objects.*
girl!Kirk/Spock, teaching him to go down on her (because you know Spock would perform the most through cunnilingus known to alienkind)*
Girl gets off. Girl thinks about getting off. Girl gets off again. Girl just happens to be Spock, who used to be a guy.* Oh my god.
Kirk manages to get himself turned into a girl for 48hrs or so, and of course once he’s been deemed healthy he runs off to have some fun, alone, in his room. Spock walks in later to find Kirk frantically finger-fucking himself but not quite able to get himself (herself?) to orgasm… it is only logical that Spock rectify this situation. Multiple times. After making Kirk beg for it. Perhaps he will then allow Kirk to fuck himself on his cock and finally let him get off by himself.*
“Try to look on the bright side, kid,” he says awkwardly, feeling pretty damn under qualified for this situation. “It’s not all bad. I have it on good authority there are some benefits.”*
Another meme fic! Would you look at that. Jim wakes up with girl parts, freaks out, and runs to Spock. Spock takes the opportunity to sex him up a bit. The two of them are emotionally retarded for a few long paragraphs, and then complications ensue.*
It takes a lot of persuading to get “Spock” and “shore leave” to interact on any meaningful level.*
After a problem involving pheromones and the transporter, Jim has been turned into a girl. How will he deal with his new body, a new outlook, and a certain monthly gift do you suppose? How will the rest of the crew?*
Merlin is made into a girl when Arthur gets him out of the tree. Cue massive teasing, underwear shopping, and newfound lust.*
Secrets were something you really couldn’t keep in the BAU. Not when surrounded by the finest minds in the world, all focused on ferreting out secrets and uncovering subterfuge. *
“It’s not that I don’t understand the allure.” Sasha Reid said leaning back in her chair and sipping from her water glass. “I just don’t understand what the big deal is.” Her honey brown eyes narrowed as Derek chuckled in a smug way.*
“It’s more or less forgotten until the VMAs- when Bill- fucking Bill- appears at Mike’s elbow and goes, “Michael, I’ve mentioned Demi to you before, haven’t I? Oh, and this is her bosom companion, Miss Katherine Jonas.”*
Kevin Lucas is not a girl, even if he did just wake up as one. He’s handling it pretty well though; especially once he gets some highly unexpected help from Mike Carden, William Beckett, and Brendon Urie, who isn’t a girl either. But with his parents worried, his brothers suspicious, and Spencer Smith apparently plotting his demise, waking up as a girl might actually be the least of Kevin’s problems. [JONAS-verse]*
She’s the only girl in a rock band. Surrounded by men, can she find the one right for her? Good thing she has her twin brother to help her, right?*
Tom is a hopeless romantic who meets Billie, the veritable girl of his dreams. But maybe she’s not as perfect as he had thought.*
“We should probably go soon, anyway,” she says. “There’s an unconscious man in the ladies’ bathroom with ‘wanker’ written on his forehead – people are going to start asking questions.”*
Arthur + Eames + Eames’s ability to present as female on the dream plane = porn.*
Bill’s been on the move for years, and so accustomed to keeping her heart closed off due to self-protection she’s a little out of touch with how others perceive her.
Tommy’s used to getting everything she wants, but has never been faced with someone she wants so badly.
Will Bill manage to outrun her pursuit, or will Tommy bring her happiness that will haunt her when Bill moves on again?*
Tony Stark is trying to set up a new superhero team when he’s given a sex change, courtesy of Victor von Doom. He copes with that about as well as you’d expect.*