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Roll Off Your Tongue

Brendon Urie is a big damn rockstar and plays eight different instruments and cannot for the life of him get this fucking hotel room door open.*




Star Shaped

Brendon’s not having the best holiday season ever.* Companion to Forever, Now.




Rose Is a Four-Letter Word

Ryan’s allergic to roses. Well, maybe “allergic” is the wrong word for it.*




Attention to Detail

Brendon paid attention to what would make Ryan chuckle, low and breathless, and what would make him shudder and bite his lip.*




NaNoRyRo

To sum up: one month’s worth of off-the-cuff, unbetaed, unpolished Brendon/Ryan porn. Understand? :D*




The Inevitable Slide

“Keltie wants to watch us fuck,” Ryan says evenly, like it’s a perfectly rational thing to throw out there and discuss.*




Dark Alec

These are stand-alone stories, 50-90 pages long each, that are in sequence as if they’re episodes of DA Season 4 *aka DARK ALEC). They begin not too long after the novel AFTER THE DARK ends, in 2022, and incorporate material from the television show, the three novels, and THE EYES ONLY DOSSIER.*




Taut

They’ve gone almost a month without a real cause.*




Erasing All This Body’s Known

Spencer isn’t even surprised when Ryan comes storming over, making his way purposefully across the dance floor to where Spencer is leaning against the wall and talking with a guy. Ryan’s the most irritating kind of cockblocker in that he always looks so earnest — well, as much as Ryan ever has facial expressions anyway — when he explains to Spencer how he was just trying to look out for him.*




Maybe This

Jared was seventeen the first time he sucked another boy’s dick. He was twenty-one the first time he sucked off a man old enough to be his father and got paid for it. He’s two months from his twenty-third birthday, and some days he feels like he’s spend his lifetime hooking.*




Sweet Dreams

Tonight is a hotel night, blessedly, but while the soft pillows and fresh sheets are calling to him like a dreamy sonata, hotel night also means sex-with-Ryan night, and Brendon is not passing that up.*




Caught Between

Pure and total PWP.*




Burn Up in Love Love Love

Miss you miss you miss you.*




Trinity

Estranged from Jack’s friendship, Daniel finds someone else to take away his loneliness.*




Go the Other Way

When Sam first suggested the cross-dressing, Dean thought he was joking.*




There Ain’t No Sappy Popcultural Reference For This One

Dean and Sam in Stars Hollow. Dean spots Cute!Dean and gets ideas. Wacky naked hijinks ensue.*




Lets Never Discuss This Again

Sam/Dean, body swap, Jared’s apartment.*




The Claimed Series

Vampires, mortals, and pets. Oh my.*




Divine Madness

Buffy, serving canapes at her mom’s gallery, runs into a certain blonde vampire.*




Underground Earthquakes

Panic at the Disco AU, in which there is no band – just Spencer and Ryan, ages 15 and 16. It’s a long, hot summer, the kind that young boys dream about; but this one has some changes in store, and Spencer struggles to navigate the shifting terrain.*




Pete/Trish pegging

Pete got it for her as a present, and he didn’t really think she’d use it, but she hadn’t even hesitated before slipping into the harness and fucking him hard. He was glazed the whole next day.*




Act As a Clever Medicine

Sex pollen fic!*




You Quite So New

Pete corners Patrick about it in the green room of the Staples center.*




Rather Fight With You

Pete hasn’t slept in five days.*




Filthy Kings

The opening night of Angels and Kings is a lot more entertaining than Patrick expects.*




A Thoughtful Sort of Day

Mal gets Simon a present.*




Incident Light

“And that’s why Jon Walker is coming over in like, twenty minutes with his camera.”*




Kinky Like That (Or, This Is Just the Happiest Place on Earth)

Pete was in what people called a fucking bad mood. He was glowering. It takes energy to glower in the furnace-like heat that was Orlando’s shimmering summer, but he was doing it, alright, and doing it good. It was really Patrick’s fault. After the show last night, when they were sleeping (well, he didn’t get to sleep) Patrick had kicked him mercilessly; stolen all the covers (and one of his pillows); and had the AC turned to arctic levels.*




Happy With the Consequence

Sex pollen-ish fic.*




Clean Sweep

The path to true love is never smooth. That goes double if you’re an underage boy in love with a rampantly sexual dominant who just happens to run a hair salon. Trenton Vittelli meets Clive when he is only fourteen, just beginning to awaken to his own sexuality. Love at first sight, at least on Trenton’s part. Clive isn’t exactly uninterested, but his scruples are tougher than the leather he wears, and he won’t touch the boy until he’s of age.*




Clean Cut

Trenton Vittelli and Clive are a happy, firmly established couple, but not all relationships are as good as theirs. Bryant McAllister is Trenton’s teammate. He is also caught in an abusive, exploitative relationship with his swim coach. Trent and Clive take an interest in Bryant. Clive is angered when he learns that Priory Lowell, in order to gratify his own twisted desires, has forced Bryant into a submissive role. Bryant is confused about his own sexuality and his place in the world. Clive, sensing a fledgling Dom, helps him find the determination to break free. Sequel to Clean Sweep.*




‘Til the Seas Run Dry

“They were so used to quarrelling and making it up again that they got married so as to go on doing it more conveniently.” (C.S. Lewis) Sequel to Asking to Be Born.




Asking to Be Born

“Oh, fuck.” Pete throws his head back, panting, fingers scrabbling at Patrick’s sweat-slick back. “Fockfuckfuck, Patrick, Patrick.”*




Trifecta

Sam and Dean hook up through threesomes.*




Palatine

It’s not like he means for it to happen. Seriously.*




Words

Lex pushed in roughly, not too rough, just rough enough to get that sounds out of Clark, the one somewhere between a whimper and a gasp that always went straight to Lex’s cock.*




The X Factor

“You’re incredibly weird, do you know that? And gorgeous. And also annoying, and entirely too smart and too charming for anyone’s good, and I should completely and utterly loathe you.”*




Sharing

“Just one drawer would do, maybe a bit of space on the bookshelf. There’s no need to make such a fuss, Yohji.”* From the Bonding series.




Rubber Ducky (You’re the One)

Turning into a bright red rubber duck isn’t top on Dean’s list of “Oh Shit, I Would Give Anything For This Not to Have Happened” Things, but it’s definitely number two. Well, okay, maybe number three.*




Coming Home

Colonel John Sheppard knew, from the moment he first met Dr. Rodney McKay, that the man would be in trouble.* This novel-length story is a prequel to General and Dr. Sheppard telling the story of how the AU John and Rodney first got together.




General & Dr. Sheppard

An accident with Ancient technology sucks a John and Rodney from an alternate universe onto Atlantis – and they have very different ideas about sex, marriage, and relationships.* Link goes to first chapter. To view the rest, go to the first page of the journal.




Bound

John can just let go.*




Transformed

Ray turned into a girl. Follows Regressed, Misplaced, Sided, Displaced, Transformed.*




Displaced

Body-swap. Follows Regressed, Misplaced, Sided, Displaced.*




Float On, Anyway, Well

“This okay?” Brendon asked a moment later, breaking off from kissing Spencer to slide his hands down Spencer’s chest.*




Untitled

Jensen isn’t such a huge fan of Canada.*




Celebrity Sex Tape (Everyone’s Got to Have One)

Jared and Jensen make a sex tape.*




Split Heir

Dean really shouldn’t have touched that.*




Overheard (Less Talk, More Walk)

Pete probably shouldn’t have told the world that Patrick Stump had no game, and he definitely shouldn’t have told Panic at the Disco. Because Patrick Stump is an evil mastermind, and he knows exactly how to make Pete admit the error of his ways.*




Eight Times

Gerard recognizes him, and that’s not weird, but a little bit, because he was pretty sure the only boyband member he would recognize on sight was Timberlake and only then because of the whole “wardrobe malfuction” thing and whoa did that kid ever not pay his publicist enough.* In the same universe as 42.




Cool In the Backseat

Public sex challenge.*




Girls, Girls, Girls

Ray was vaguely annoyed at Fraser for linking the fact that – for reasons that didn’t need exploring at this goddamned juncture – Ray had breasts.*




Tell Me To Stop

“You have no idea what you’re doing, okay?” Ryan says in exasperation, blowing out a huffy breath. “I’m just saying. I think…I might know a guy.”*




Balance

Scott just sat in the dark corner of the pub and glared his ex-lover.*




So I’m Not the Only One

“Yeah. Yes. I’m asking for your hand in my ass, Spence. I am more than okay.”*




Here at the Right Time

How had he managed to get this far in life without realizing exactly what it was that turned him on?*




The One Where Jensen Turns Into a Girl

Jensen wakes up to find that he’s a girl. He and Jared try to figure out what to do, and how it will affect their relationship.*




Days of Our Lives

Jensen and Jared take things outside.*




You’re the Whip in My Valise

Jared Padalecki just wanted a nice, boring, normal secretarial job. What he gets, is something entirely different. Along the way, he finds himself.*




Easy to Say (Harder to Feel)

Jared takes a dare to pick up a hooker and meets Jensen, who just happens to be one. But things don’t go quite as professionally as they should.*




Pancakes!

Thinking back now, he should have realized any relationship built on sex that left him nearly catatonic was only going to drive them all to an early grave.*




Method Acting

Jared doesn’t think there’s anything wrong about him having a bit of a crush on Dean Winchester.*




Character Bleed

Character bleed, Jensen thinks morosely, is a bitch.*




Sex Therapy With Dr. Ackles

What if… Jensen is a sex therapist and Jared is his client after repeatedly failing to get it up for his girlfriend. Of course, they soon discover that Jared has been looking at the entirely wrong bottom… copius amounts of sex follows, after all, Jensen has a lot to teach him.*




Five Minutes

Five minutes, more or less.*




‘Til You’re Old Enough to Know Things Ain’t As They Appear

Jensen dives into the seedy underbelly of Pledge Week at UT for a news article and gets more than he bargained for.*




The One Where Jensen’s a Slut and Jared’s a Tripod

The boys are baseball players. They just got a new teammate. This teammate is to be welcomed into the team by Jensen and his lips.*




In One Easy Lesson

Jensen learns that sometimes things aren’t what they look like. Jared exposes his biggest secret. Jeff learns about letting go.*




Beyond the Pale

Veronica learns…*




You Asked

Duncan shifted in his seat, trying again to gt comfortable.*




At the Altar of You, I Worship

He’s beautiful any time, but like this — loose-limbed with pleasure, pupils blown wide, looking thoroughly fucked out — it makes your chest ache with emotion at the same time heat pools in your belly.*




Boys Will Be Boys

What does a boy do when he decides that he wants to have sex with his older brother? Research!* I seriously feel a little bit dirty reccing this since it’s blatantly underage… but mrrr.




Pawgasm

Dean loved Sam’s hands.*




On the Side of the Highway

Sam and Dean by the side of the highway. Bad, dirty, wrong sex.*




Cold As Ice

Sam has always had cold toes and Dean is always there to keep is brother warm.*




As Low As You Go

Anticipation. See, that’s the thing. You get off on the anticipation almost as much as you do when Sam finally decides that he’s been holding out on you long enough.*




The World’s a Small Child In the Dark

Sam finds it about three weeks after they kill the demon (nineteen days subtracted from three hundred sixty-five is three hundred forty-six.)*




Girls Want to Be With the Girls

They wake up fine. It’s not something that happens overnight and prompts girly shrieks of horror at eight a.m. Instead, they’re sitting in the middle of a crowded diner, talking about carrots, when Sam suddenly sprouts boobs and claps his hand over his crotch in terror.*




Bringing It Home

Dildo.* (Swear!)




Above & Below

Effects of a demon unhing some barriers.*




Some Things Are Meant To Be

When things go seriously wrong, can the boys find their way?*




Wages of Sin

“So, do you ever take the meat out or do you just stare at the girls until the shame gets to be too much and take a cold shower?”*




Boys and Their Toys

Excessive use of battery-operated toys. Batteries come with the package. The boys don’t.*




Break Me Open

It’s a little scary, when Sam gets his way lately, and Dean must be making that clear, because Sam pauses, stills his hand, and looks up at him the length of his body.*




The Memoirs

What would have happened if Clark was more in touch with his alien side?*




Venom

Sam and Dean at a goth club. Angst and eyeliner. Plus vampires.*




Almost Heaven

Dean has a year. Every other month, Sam helps him live it.*




Pushed Buttons, Crossed Wires

Sam pushes Dean’s buttons and Dean pushes buttons that Sam didn’t know he had.*




Only This and Nothing More

He’s twenty-seven and this is how it is.*




Dean’s Kink List

The bar was practically full, leaving only one place for Sam to sit.*




Ties That Bind

Colonel John Sheppard returns to Earth to debrief and to meet Dr. Rodney McKay.*




Not the Good Kind of Hurt

Chris has a bad week, makes assumptions and acts like a jerk. Fortunately, Zach is a bit better at human relationships.* Read the previous parts first. They’re linked in the header.




Five Minutes to Midnight

I wanted to write some more realistic sex than I usually do in this one. They laugh a lot, talk through it, not everything goes perfect – that kind of thing. Oh, and it was written for the prompt: “Chris/Zach. Chris thinks he’s not gay as long as he tops… right?!”*




Bite Back

Chris is curious about a rumor he’s stumbled upon that Zach is an aggressive lover. He hatches a plan to find out what Zach is like in bed. His plan is wildly successful.*




Here I Sit

The sequel to Bite Back; Chris asks his third question of Zach (“Let me top you?”), and Zach answers in his own special way.*




The Things We’ve Grown to Love

Zach dumps Chris. Chris has some trouble figuring out if he’s trying to get over Zach, to get back at Zach, or to get Zach back, but enlists the help of John Cho regardless.*




D-Seventeen-D-Zero

Tony’s testing out some new armor, but he’s late getting home — which means Pepper has every reason to experiment with some of his armor’s more interesting systems.*




The Juggling and Other Stuff Job

Parker wants to try out some new toys. Eliot’s game in every possible way, and so is Alec (even if Alec can’t juggle the way Eliot can).*




Love You With My Hands Tied

A club, a mask, and low lighting give Chris the opportunity he’s been waiting for. *




When push comes to…

This can’t possibly work, Bradley tells himself. No way is there space for Colin to fuck him beside the butt plug. Surely he’s going to remove it.*




The Lure Would Prove Too Much

In which Arthur fucks Merlin for a hazing ritual (and then there is talk about wallpaper). *




Avalon Salon

Merlin is an emo/goth hairstylist and Arthur has been his number one customer since the beginning. Merlin finally takes matters into his own hands after waiting for so long.*




Castle (the rules by which we live)

Merlin knows that getting off fastest when he’s got some BDSM porno playing loud on the computer doesn’t mean he’d really like to be that bloke, gagged and bent over and bound. Right?*




Imagine That

It’s not like Kris is a closed-minded tool who won’t help his friend cross-dress.*




Serious

34. Adam/Kris, rimming. bb kris is reluctant at first but Adam shows him what he’s been missing.*




Keepsake

It fucking figures, really, that they finally give n on the last night. A whole season, a whole tour and hours living in each other’s pockets and the sexual tension blows the day before they have to go back to the real world.* Scroll almost to the bottom of the comments for the second part.




Piercing 2

He wakes up because there are people giggling in his dark dorm room.* Sequel to Piercing.




A Sure Thing

High class hooker!Kris and the least angsty prostitute fic ever written.*




Hiding in Plain Sight

When a serial killer murders three marines on Atlantis, NCIS are called in to investigate. However, their arrival brings complications for everyone – revealing a lie, a prophecy, a secret and a nemesis. *




The Trial, Love, and Murder

Tony’s father’s trial puts strains on everyone’s relationships. Now that Tony has got Gibbs he plans on keeping him. This is a sequel to Plans, Rules and Yachts.*




The Sexual Education of Bradley James

Turns out, Bradley’s a filthy bottom.*




Denial

In an effort to show Kris how to top a man, Adam agrees to some things he might regret.*




Whether We Dance

“I want you to fuck off somewhere else so that I can enjoy my evening,” Arthur said, but didn’t move away from where Eames had wrapped a hand around one hip.*




Like Throwing Ropes Around Ghosts

Akira and Hikaru both figure something out about the games they play.*




The Empty Quarter

On a mission to stop illegal arms shipments across the Arabian Peninsula, Tony is captured by a renegade sheikh and stumbles across a mystery that dates back to the Gulf War.*




The Werekitten Chronicles

It doesn’t surprise Arthur when he hears, eventually, that they’ve developed a reputation for fighting like cats and dogs—since, in a sense, they are those things.*




Asking For It

Bill wants Tom to eat him out but isn’t sure how to ask for it. Cookies for porn!*




No Substitution

Jensen’s an Omega who’s never once felt the desire to bend over for an Alpha. Until he meets Jared.*




The Revolution Will Not Be Civilized

Arthur is the son of the ruler, and an Omega male. Eames is leading the revolution. Which kidnaps Arthur. This is only the start of their problems.*