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The Inevitable Slide

“Keltie wants to watch us fuck,” Ryan says evenly, like it’s a perfectly rational thing to throw out there and discuss.*




The Watch

the story of how I wrote what turned into an extremely long, somewhat non-linear, Gay Anti-Mafia AU with threesomes and betrayals and Fighting (because my love is PURE, Chow Yun Fat!) starring My Chemical Romance with bonus Pete/Patrick.*




A Theraputic Chain of Events

“I thought you were going to offer some sage, Jon Walker advice and fix everything!” Brendon said. Jon shrugged a little, grinning. “Hey, I don’t know how to fix this one. I’d say ‘move on’ or ‘find someone else’, but I’m guessing you’ve tried that so…” Jon shrugged again, “I’ve got nothing.”*




Caught Between

Pure and total PWP.*




Genius

Patrick considers himself unattractive. Pete considers him wrong and talks Joe and Andy into helping him prove otherwise.*




Clearly Aware of the Stars

Among Brendon’s finest moments were the first time he played a concerto on the piano at home, the day he discovered Queen, and his seventh kiss. The day he wore a shirt to school that proclaimed in Spanish ‘My mother is a hamster’ was not among these moments. He had quickly learned to use a phrase book for reference whenever wearing garments with slogans in other languages.*




The OT3 Verse

Jensen stared at the empty beer bottle, wondering blearily why it was chirping at him. It took another moment before he glanced behind it, noting the blinking screen of his PDA. Oh, yeah. That was it. Huh.*




Trinity

Estranged from Jack’s friendship, Daniel finds someone else to take away his loneliness.*




Crusade in Jeans

Jack knew that stepping through the gate changed his life, but he didn’t think one more time would make that much of a difference; he was wrong. Now, Jack O’Neill, John Sheppard, and Rodney McKay are intertwined in an adventure of a lifetime, starting with how the hell to get back to being a grownup.*




There Ain’t No Sappy Popcultural Reference For This One

Dean and Sam in Stars Hollow. Dean spots Cute!Dean and gets ideas. Wacky naked hijinks ensue.*




The Claimed Series

Vampires, mortals, and pets. Oh my.*




Broken Jade

Duo is taken, and Heero and Trowa have to find him.*




Back From the Well

Atlantis has been invaded and her people sold as slaves. Rodney struggles to survive his harsh new life and lives in hope of being reunited with is lovers – Beckett and Sheppard.*




You’d Love To Leave

Dance, Dance video AU. Because yes. :)*




How to Be A Rockstar, by Patrick M. Stumph, Age Seventeen

Patrick never should have let Joe talk him into sharing a joint, but the bartender in this club actually served him beer and the tour is almost over and Patrick is equal parts exhausted and amped up from a really good show, and fuck it, he deserves to act like a rock star on occasion.*




I Know Who I Want

In the face of bitter betrayal and confused passion, they found each other. Now, among the anger and jealousy of others who resent their love, can they remember what drew them together in the first place? Can they remember – or even acknowledge – who they want?*




Trifecta

Sam and Dean hook up through threesomes.*




Sleep Like the Tide

John deserves this after being kicked out, sent away, and cast adrift on a planet that didn’t make any sense and had no real use for him.* John/Rodney/Ronon threesome. Spoilers for The Return Part 2.




Alone In Your Mind

Carson Beckett encounters a piece of Ancient technology which changes his life in more ways than one.*




My Brother’s Keeper

Ronon decides that Carson and Rodney both need a keeper.*




But Some Things Never Stop Being Funny

This story starts at svmadelyn’s It Stops Being Funny At Skirts, takes the optional scenic route along thisisbone’s Skirting the Issue, (both of which you should read first), and then veers off and takes the side road in a different direction.*




Knowledge of Dead Secrets

Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Fifth in the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.




Memories

Takes place a year or two after the end of the game… Some things change, some things remain the same. First in the Sands of Time series.*




I’m Sorry I Can’t Help Asking It

“So,” Spencer says, and they all stare at him. “Pete’ll be in touch.”*




Split Heir

Dean really shouldn’t have touched that.*




Waiting For the Sky to Fall

It turns out that happily ever after really only is something that happens in fairytales, and life as a vampire slayer is certainly not one of those.* Sequel to How the West Was Won (And Where It Got Us)




Consolation Prize

The annoying thing was, it was hard not to like Bob.*




The Girl at the Rock Show

High school sucks, parents suck. Frankie is a 15 year old punk rock chick who pretty much hates her life. Her parents are always fighting, her mom is a bitch, she is not really popular. Then, she meets Gerard, a senior who spends his days watching clouds and stars and playing D&D.*




Of Color and Composition So Magnificent

Art School AU. Brendon Urie, street artist from New York City gets and offer he cannot refuse – a full scholarship to a reputable art school in Chicago. After leaving his two room mates, the only family he has, Brendon has to learn to adjust to the new environment and art scene. He finds himself entangled in the webs of friendships and relationships as he meets new people. This is a year in their shoes.*




Balance

Scott just sat in the dark corner of the pub and glared his ex-lover.*




Guilt’s Sorrow

Scott glared at the floor, the tint of his visor giving it a blood-soaked appearance.*




A Little Frayed At the Edges

Canon revisited through a peculiar perspective. In which Bob has a condition that renders him unable to feel any kind of physical pain. He’s not a superhero, just someone with a genetic disease who tries to lead a regular life – of sort, going from being a drum tech to joining MCR to building a steady relationship with both Brian and Ray.*




Join the Parade

Remus gives Severus a gift.*




Fully Retractable

Spoilers for AHBL2. Set just after that; featuring Happy Hedonist Dean.*




Warped Mirrors

A self-insert collaboration with the assistance and appearance of Jay, Dan, Asuka, and more as they appear.*




Asbestos Gelos

All they saw were his wide violet eyes – violet. That was the only visible sign that he was not fully human.*




Going Down, Going Down Now, Going Down

Sam learns something new.*




Changing Allegiance

Suspend all disbelief! This is a ‘what if Treize was misguided, not really a bad guy’ thing.*




Jia’s Challenge

A round-robin of excellent authors in the FatF fandom. Brian and Dom meet Xander Cage. Is it getting warm in here?




The Other Side

What would happen if members of Weiss had powers?*




In Between

Harry wants to be in the middle.*




Infatuation

Jim could only look up at Spock, wide-eyed, and ask, “What?”*




Repertoire

Chris feels that Zach is lacking something in his sexual repertoire and enlists Zoe to help him out.*




The Odd Jobs Series

Parker recruits Eliot for a side job. Comedy and horror ensue.*




Survival By Eliot (The Eliot Spencer Guide to Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse)

When a virus ends the world in a plague of zombies, Eliot Spencer travels the country around with Parker and Hardison, helping pick up the pieces. Hardison builds a website.*




The Wrapped Around Your Finger Job

Someone from Eliot’s past shows up, and if Alec doesn’t stop flirting with her, Eliot is going to kill him.*




Better Roll It While the Rolling Is On

When Alec and Eliot bring Ronon home, some parts of the paradigm get shifted around.*




The Juggling and Other Stuff Job

Parker wants to try out some new toys. Eliot’s game in every possible way, and so is Alec (even if Alec can’t juggle the way Eliot can).*




A Casual, Easy Thing

“You conferenced my freak out?”*




Acting Out

Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP – there’s plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. Even if you’re not a Jake fan, you’ll like Jake here – trust me!*




Sharing

Inspired by the re-squee of Episode 1.05: Lancelot. A missing scene or two between the party and the morning after.*




Unusual Kiss

Bradley still isn’t exactly sure how Colin met Alex.*




Betwixt and Between

Set during 1×5. Arthur and Lancelot escape to Arthur’s quarters for some one-on-one time and Merlin naturally finds a way to get in the middle. (Or: Merlin is the best bottom in Camelot, like there was every any doubt).*




That’s What They Say

Jensen remembered his wedding day to Jeff. Not so much the expensive decorations or the high society guests, but how he felt. It was supposed to be incredibly low-keyed, Jensen wanted a trip to the courthouse to sign their marriage license, but Jeff came from a rich family and it was ‘Not a Thing To Do.’ So Jeff’s mothers took over the wedding planning and Jensen remembered hating everything about it. Everything except saying “I do” to Jeff (even their vows were written by Jeff’s mothers).*




Filled With Joy

It wasn’t that Jensen was jealous or followed one of those monogamous religions. He came from a three parent home himself and had always imagined that one or two parent families must have been so lonely and quiet. *




You Don’t Need to Walk a Mile in My Shoes

It’s time, probably past time, that Eliot needs to leave. His lovers view things differently.*




Menage Au Inu

Inuyasha leapt from tree to tree running faster than he’d ever run in his life. “Fucking bastard!” he snarled to himself while his eyes searched the distance. “I’m gonna fucking kill him!”*




Some Strange Prophecy

“This woman—she’s nuts. And she makes him nuts. You may think he’s nuts now, but you haven’t even begun to see what nuts is where Fraser’s concerned.” *