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Sweet, Sweet Love

“Sweet, sweet love,” Jamie repeats, because really there’s no option here but to own it. He raises an eyebrow. “You in?” He leans closer. “Dare you.” “Oh,” Tyler says, sitting up straight. “It is on.”

Toys

“No!” she said immediately. “You want to fuck me!” he said gleefully. “No, and also we’re not even having this conversation,” she said in desperation, while her treacherous brain went right on vividly imagining every single minute of banging that

Impulsion

Before he leaves, Bond makes a request of Q. A silly request, and it’s all well and good until it comes in the post.

King and Lionheart

Sidney’s wedding day doesn’t go quite as he’d planned. When he’d bothered to imagine it at all, he’d thought of a nice June wedding in Nova Scotia, outdoors with the sun streaming down. He hadn’t imagined this hurried affair on

Not Just Criminologists

Technically Arthur still resides on campus, but his roommate’s girlfriend keeps insisting on inconveniently feng shui-ing their room and causing Arthur to lose track of all his stuff. As a result Arthur spends most of his non-class hours at Eames’

Keeps Them Coming Back for More

“Up for one more round?” he asked, voice low and rough.*

Let Me Be Your Gun

Don’t you know it’s supposed to feel better for boys?* Prequel to Modern Romance.

Move Along, Nothing to See Here

“… Mike has longer fingers than Harvey… *has bad thoughts*”*

Little Play Thing

Shameless porn containing more than one dildo.*

Kris and the Glambulge

“Uh, this isn’t — I’m not — ” Kris said, trying to decide if it would make things worse or better if he just dropped all the boxes.”*

The Trial, Love, and Murder

Tony’s father’s trial puts strains on everyone’s relationships. Now that Tony has got Gibbs he plans on keeping him. This is a sequel to Plans, Rules and Yachts.*

Think of You, Think of Me

“Every time I think of you, you’re gonna think of me,” Adam said, his voice dreamy and so, so pleased.*

Sex Machine

The box showed up during tour rehearsals, and since Adam had all the self-restraint of a three-year-old on Christmas, he opened it right there on the spot and then started laughing so hard he fell over sideways onto the floor

Castle (the rules by which we live)

Merlin knows that getting off fastest when he’s got some BDSM porno playing loud on the computer doesn’t mean he’d really like to be that bloke, gagged and bent over and bound. Right?*

When push comes to…

This can’t possibly work, Bradley tells himself. No way is there space for Colin to fuck him beside the butt plug. Surely he’s going to remove it.*

The Juggling and Other Stuff Job

Parker wants to try out some new toys. Eliot’s game in every possible way, and so is Alec (even if Alec can’t juggle the way Eliot can).*

D-Seventeen-D-Zero

Tony’s testing out some new armor, but he’s late getting home — which means Pepper has every reason to experiment with some of his armor’s more interesting systems.*

Save a Horse

Kirk/Spock; fucking machine. Kirk on the receiving end, really being fucked open and taking it, while Spock has the controls. Bonus points for the machine being alien technology.*

Tab A + Slot B

It’s the gift that keeps on giving…*

Inescapable

Jim knows he likes Spock, and that maybe Spock likes him back so that = hot future vulcan sexin’. But he’s never had anal sex before and he doesn’t want to seem inexperienced so he plans. A very kinky plan

Dean’s Kink List

The bar was practically full, leaving only one place for Sam to sit.*

Only This and Nothing More

He’s twenty-seven and this is how it is.*

Boys and Their Toys

Excessive use of battery-operated toys. Batteries come with the package. The boys don’t.*

Boys Will Be Boys

What does a boy do when he decides that he wants to have sex with his older brother? Research!* I seriously feel a little bit dirty reccing this since it’s blatantly underage… but mrrr.

Fearless Heart

Duncan woke slowly, fighting consciousness every step of the way.*

You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling

A crackalicious sequel to Sometimes a Little Magic Goes a Long Way.*