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Attention to Detail

Brendon paid attention to what would make Ryan chuckle, low and breathless, and what would make him shudder and bite his lip.*




A Good Catholic Boy

Duo is orphaned and sent to an orphanage where he meets Heero.*




Lets Never Discuss This Again

Sam/Dean, body swap, Jared’s apartment.*




A Thoughtful Sort of Day

Mal gets Simon a present.*




More Human Than Human

“Sometimes,” Jensen said, grunting as he sliced into his skin, “I get the impression I’m better off not dealing with people. It’s a real pain the ass being human.”*




But Some Things Never Stop Being Funny

This story starts at svmadelyn’s It Stops Being Funny At Skirts, takes the optional scenic route along thisisbone’s Skirting the Issue, (both of which you should read first), and then veers off and takes the side road in a different direction.*




Coming Home

Colonel John Sheppard knew, from the moment he first met Dr. Rodney McKay, that the man would be in trouble.* This novel-length story is a prequel to General and Dr. Sheppard telling the story of how the AU John and Rodney first got together.




General & Dr. Sheppard

An accident with Ancient technology sucks a John and Rodney from an alternate universe onto Atlantis – and they have very different ideas about sex, marriage, and relationships.* Link goes to first chapter. To view the rest, go to the first page of the journal.




Heart’s Desire Series

Sometimes a dream isn’t just a dream. Sometimes it’s a second chance.*




A Boy and His Dildo

The trouble started the moment they crossed the threshold and there it was right up in front: a display of the Winchester, with a guarantee of 100% satisfaction or your money back. Sam’s kind of scarred for life and Dean’s a freak, but it’s okay because Sam’s secretly freaky too.*




Yes

Ray is moved to experiment by his attraction to Fraser, and by Fraser’s admission that he finds him attractive.*




Sex Therapy With Dr. Ackles

What if… Jensen is a sex therapist and Jared is his client after repeatedly failing to get it up for his girlfriend. Of course, they soon discover that Jared has been looking at the entirely wrong bottom… copius amounts of sex follows, after all, Jensen has a lot to teach him.*




The Twelve Days of J2

On the first day of Christmas…*




In One Easy Lesson

Jensen learns that sometimes things aren’t what they look like. Jared exposes his biggest secret. Jeff learns about letting go.*




The Mirror of Maybe

Set after Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and as an alternative to the events detailed in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. It’s a slash story involving Harry Potter and Severus Snape.*




Sometimes a Little Magic Goes a Long Way

Total sextoy crack!fic.*




You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling

A crackalicious sequel to Sometimes a Little Magic Goes a Long Way.*




Fearless Heart

Duncan woke slowly, fighting consciousness every step of the way.*




Boys Will Be Boys

What does a boy do when he decides that he wants to have sex with his older brother? Research!* I seriously feel a little bit dirty reccing this since it’s blatantly underage… but mrrr.




Bringing It Home

Dildo.* (Swear!)




Boys and Their Toys

Excessive use of battery-operated toys. Batteries come with the package. The boys don’t.*




Only This and Nothing More

He’s twenty-seven and this is how it is.*




Dean’s Kink List

The bar was practically full, leaving only one place for Sam to sit.*




Inescapable

Jim knows he likes Spock, and that maybe Spock likes him back so that = hot future vulcan sexin’. But he’s never had anal sex before and he doesn’t want to seem inexperienced so he plans. A very kinky plan I might add. So he purchases a dildo that’s said to be autonomously correct for a vulcan’s penis. Cue Wide Eye Wonder for Jim at the possibilities (lots of SoloM & toy play happens), and as he sets out to ‘test’ if their compatible ( i.e. if it fits?!) Spock himself intervenes with his own theory.*




Tab A + Slot B

It’s the gift that keeps on giving…*




Save a Horse

Kirk/Spock; fucking machine. Kirk on the receiving end, really being fucked open and taking it, while Spock has the controls. Bonus points for the machine being alien technology.*




D-Seventeen-D-Zero

Tony’s testing out some new armor, but he’s late getting home — which means Pepper has every reason to experiment with some of his armor’s more interesting systems.*




The Juggling and Other Stuff Job

Parker wants to try out some new toys. Eliot’s game in every possible way, and so is Alec (even if Alec can’t juggle the way Eliot can).*




When push comes to…

This can’t possibly work, Bradley tells himself. No way is there space for Colin to fuck him beside the butt plug. Surely he’s going to remove it.*




Castle (the rules by which we live)

Merlin knows that getting off fastest when he’s got some BDSM porno playing loud on the computer doesn’t mean he’d really like to be that bloke, gagged and bent over and bound. Right?*




Sex Machine

The box showed up during tour rehearsals, and since Adam had all the self-restraint of a three-year-old on Christmas, he opened it right there on the spot and then started laughing so hard he fell over sideways onto the floor and lay there wheezing.* Buh.




Good to the Last Drop

Eames really likes juiceboxes.*




Think of You, Think of Me

“Every time I think of you, you’re gonna think of me,” Adam said, his voice dreamy and so, so pleased.*




The Trial, Love, and Murder

Tony’s father’s trial puts strains on everyone’s relationships. Now that Tony has got Gibbs he plans on keeping him. This is a sequel to Plans, Rules and Yachts.*




Say Your Fault (Or: Five Times They Did It and One Time They Didn’t)

Five times they did it and one time they didn’t.*




Kris and the Glambulge

“Uh, this isn’t — I’m not — ” Kris said, trying to decide if it would make things worse or better if he just dropped all the boxes.”*




Little Play Thing

Shameless porn containing more than one dildo.*




Move Along, Nothing to See Here

“…Mike has longer fingers than Harvey…*has bad thoughts*”*




Move Along, Nothing to See Here

“… Mike has longer fingers than Harvey… *has bad thoughts*”*




Let Me Be Your Gun

Don’t you know it’s supposed to feel better for boys?* Prequel to Modern Romance.