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to memory now I can’t recall

While on a mission storming a HYDRA facility, James Buchanan Barnes touches one of the many strange alien devices collected by the Red Skull. He does this, in fact, twice— in the past, and in the future. Next thing he

He turns me to gold in the sunlight

When What Not To Wear’s Clint and Natasha were contacted by SHIELD to take on one of their best as a client, Clint didn’t think anything of it except a desire to help a fellow vet. The shiver of premonition

A Bit of Bother and All That

Despite later claims by Porpentina Goldstein, the first thing that Newt Scamander, illegal magizoologist, actually said to Graves was “Oh. I really didn’t think that there were two of those.” Graves looked around quickly, wand cautiously raised. One of Grindelwald’s

The Ties That Bind

In the eyes of God, Steve Rogers was dead. He was still breathing, still walking around, but he was dead. This fic is my attempt at a functioning A/B/O universe, since most stories with this premise leave me wondering how

For One Moment Longer

They were sleeping together and then they weren’t. Brad went to England and to Afghanistan, and back to England again, and now when he comes back, he learns that Nate isn’t at Harvard, but works at Wringley’s, a place for

Cliche Bingo

A collection of clint/phil works based on cliched plotlines.

Lab Notes

James comes back after Spectre to find Q doing sketchy experiments in the lab late at night. Complications abound as they try to figure out how in the world to navigate the challenges of being MI6’s genius but commitment phobic

Bend

“Late as usual, Harry,” Chester grumbles. He notices how he’s the only one who turns to see the latest addition to the meeting come sauntering in without a care. And who Eggsy sees is a truly beautiful specimen of a

Who Got the Keys to My Bimmer

Eggsy is a mechanic working in a garage owned by Dean. Harry Hart is Galahad, Dean is forever an asshole, and Lee Unwin and his death have no connection to Kingsman. In terms of setting, the Lancelot trials are over

Bite

If there is any one alpha in the whole wide world Eggsy cannot handle during a surprise, unsuppressed heat, it is Harry Hart.

Measure Twice, Cut Once

“I’m Harry Hart,” Harry Hart says. He’s old, smart. He looks nice and he stands behind his counter like he’s still at parade rest. “You knew my dad,” Eggsy says. “He was in your unit. My unit.” Deep breath, steady

Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me

Herc is desperate. He can understand Chuck not wanting anything to do with him, but the kid has deliberately shoved away everyone who might have gotten close to him and is determinedly alone in the world. So, he decides to

Married to the Job

“Hm?” Merlin asks, distracted when he looks up and squints at Eggsy’s face, then catches up and resumes working. “Oh. No. Zania Bonatti, Italian artist and activist. Also Harry’s wife.” “You wot?” Eggsy blurts, eyes snapping back to him, then

Unusual Weather

Bucky’s been at the Avengers Tower for three weeks before he finally gives in to Steve’s gentle coaxing and Stark’s cheerful waving of fistfuls of circuits, and lets them scan the arm. It doesn’t go well.

How Not to Attack Harry Hart

Everybody wants to hurt Harry Hart. Harry’s really not sure what he’s done to garner such attention. Where attacking even an amnesiac Harry proves near impossible. This is a romantic comedy with a dose of violence.

Saving the World (Is Totally a Date)

Tony discovers Stane’s betrayal while he’s still being held captive. When he escapes, he sets out to ruin Stane as completely and ruthlessly as he can, playing up his PTSD and quitting his job to destroy Stane quietly from the

Series || A cats and dogs love song

Chuck knows what he’s about – he’s interning at one of the most prestigious architecture firms in Chicago (the fact that its his step-dad’s firm is immaterial) and he doesn’t have time for drama or bullshit. Which does not explain

Creative Uses of Technology for the Modern Gentleman

Eggsy’s mouth pulls into a little smirk, because of course he’s eager to show off – but he doesn’t move, just waits for Harry to tell him what to do. Harry’s buzzing with the desire to make Eggsy take off

Fair Share

Parker doesn’t have manners; she has mannerisms, some of them disturbing, some of them endearing, most of them strange.

En Avant

“My name’s Eggsy—I mean, Guinevere Unwin,” she says. “I’m—I’m in Holborn Police Station and—my mum said to call—“

Pound the Alarm

The Iron Bull is a firefighter with scars and history to spare. Dorian keeps setting things on fire- like curtains, and dates. Or, the one where two messed up people find each other, Solas is a not-exactly righteous avenger, Cullen

The Sword Master

After his sister’s wedding, Raleigh stays on in the Kingdom of Sydney and deals with his battle fatigue in all the wrong ways.

Series || Aftermath

Another escape pod is found near the Breach, shortly after Raleigh and Mako are located, and Chuck is alive, but in critical condition and suffering from radiation poisoning. His indeterminate status makes celebration difficult. Each person attempts to do their

Sweet Disorder

“Maybe you should get over here and fuck me,” Eggsy said, sprawled on his belly on the living room sofa, watching Coronation Street and going spare with boredom. “Maybe you should get over here and take what you want,” Harry

Stormfronts

How far would you go to get to someone you loved? A storm descends on DC and one man will risk it all. In this story, the rescue is only the beginning. Tibbs Slash with a heavy dose of cliffies

Lagavulin and Guinness

Plenty of people had looked down on Eggsy throughout his life. He had gotten fairly used to it. Didn’t mean it was fair, but he knew how these things worked. What really sucked was that the new Arthur was worse

Series || In Heat

You’re in heat,” Clint blurts out as he steps into Phil’s office late on a Friday afternoon, the realization so stark and undeniable that the words are out of his mouth before he has finished thinking them.

Series || On Life’s Weary Seas

Herc gets tired of waiting for Raleigh and Chuck to make up after their fight. So, like any good father and friend, he forces the issue.

Uluru Steak

Yancy takes the Hansens’ offer to visit his new head chef in Las Vegas. Raleigh comes along. (Jaz doesn’t)

Gipsy Cafe

After his mom’s death, Yancy’s struggling to keep her cafe open and his family afloat. But when Jaz lands them a spot on Restaurant Rescue, the Hansens’ extremely popular reality show, his life gets a hell of a lot more