It Will Come Back to You
After breaking up with his boyfriend, Stiles finds a wounded dog in the woods. Something about it reminds him of his ex, so he names it Derek. He doesn’t know exactly how fitting that name is.*
After breaking up with his boyfriend, Stiles finds a wounded dog in the woods. Something about it reminds him of his ex, so he names it Derek. He doesn’t know exactly how fitting that name is.*
Not all of Hank’s changes are so obvious, and he has problems adjusting. Alex finally gets through to him.*
Brent doesn’t understand why his linemate and roommate is being so weird about his Olympic fling with Johnny Weir.*
When Brad’s ex-wife dies and Brad and Nate find themselves in charge of Brad’s three sons, things get complicated.*
A coming-of-age story. A story of newfound romance, and of tragedy and violence. A story about human and animal nature, and about moral codes tested in the face of unthinkable danger. A story about family, and about learning from the past and looking to the future while living in the present. A story about death.
A love story.*
Sidney Crosby, captain of the high school hockey team the Seabirds, gets more than he bargained for when Russian Exchange student Alex Ovechkin shows up. Suddenly, Sid’s whole universe is upside down, his hard-fought routine is disrupted, and his world-view altered.*
The world has been saved and there’s really only one thing left to do. Evy writes a strongly worded letter to the Bembridge Scholars. Oh, she gets married, too.* This is literally everything I wanted for the time between the two movies.
High school AU. Brad decides that Kris and Adam ought to be dating, so he hatches an elaborate scheme and involves everyone else in the plot.*
Don’t you know it’s supposed to feel better for boys?* Prequel to Modern Romance.
When Nate came to bed in a t-shirt that’s four sizes too big and a pair of boxers and he looked so coquettish that for a second Brad’s brain scrambled because Marine ran right into coquette and nothing made sense. For a second Brad didn’t understand him, totally lost that little bit of a handle on Nate he had. Then Nate crawled on top of him.* In the Modern Romance verse.
It’s always the same.
Mike lands with butterflies in his stomach and his hands itching to touch Harvey. *
What we have here is a futureverse fanfiction of a dramatic fictionalization of an individual interpretive account of actual life events…*
Tony is curled up in the middle of the bed, pooled blankets of red and black cocooning his form. Steve can make out the large swatch that covers the damage he took to his shoulder. But Tony is still here.*
Brent’s got the werewolf thing pretty well under control after 24 years, but one little concussion and some emotional turmoil centered around his best friend/defensive partner makes things harder than they’ve ever been before.*
Steve wants to slow down how quickly Tony and he have sex. It’s a matter of stopping himself from giving over that will be the issue. But he’s always been good at strategy.*
“You’re having me on. You expect me to believe you’re not interested at all in finding your mate? The dom to your sub? The one who holds the key to your frozen, black heart?”*
Written as a fill for a prompt from the Captain America kinkmeme: “The first time Steve and Tony try something other than plain vanilla sex, they decide to go a little light bondage [...] halfway through the foreplay Tony freaks out when Steve touches his arc-reactor.”*
Written for the prompt: Mike sees Harvey naked, just once, just for a second. He means to forget the image — he really does — but with his memory, it sticks in his mind as clear as if he took a hi-def photo, blew it up and framed it in his bedroom. The image pops into his head at inopportune times (the more inopportune, the better). And then, after some confused nights of (accidentally, completely accidentally, he swears) masturbating to it, Mike realizes he doesn’t exactly mind the mental image.*
Tony had forgotten Steve knew yoga. He’s reminded, quite suddenly, of why that idea left him so bothered.*
In which there is a small, but significant moment between Steve and Tony amid some New Years revelry.*
There is little that Agent Mike Wynn takes more seriously than the life of Vice President Nate Fick. When the number of death threats starts to climb, he calls in the one person he’s sure he can trust, USMC Sgt. Brad Colbert, and assigns him the 24/7 task of being the Vice President’s shadow.*
Arthur meets a far-too-appealing stranger when he brings a foundling kitten to Arthur’s pet store. This is their story.*
After Brad is injured during an accident in Iraq, he and Nate begin a journey through South America designed to clear the air between them after years apart. Some days are easier than others.*
Modern AU, where an older Alex (in his mid twenties?) somehow figures out/recieves the news that, no, his younger brother didn’t die in the crash like he’d been told, and then sets out to find him. The catch is, Scott’s been adopted and adores his ‘dad’, who is incidentally the adorkable Hank McCoy.*
For a year, Steve and Tony have had a bromance of epic proportions, bonding over cheesy movies and long, dateless nights where they reminisce over love lost. But now something threatens to interfere with their precious Thursday Night Movies: a woman. Dun dun duuuuun.*
“I just need more time,” Harvey says, almost begs. Because he’s not ready for this, not yet. He knows, the way he’s certain Mike does too, that if they do this, then that’s it. For better or worse, this will either make them or completely ruin them. They are standing at the crossroad of that, but he’s not yet ready to choose his path.*
Grant graduates from college, promptly has a mental breakdown, and winds up in Stockholm, all without being quite certain how it happened. A Micke (Alexander Skarsgard)/Grant Hillman (Stark Sands) fic. *
It blindsides him one morning in the middle of his customary third cup of coffee; Steve walks through the door in loose cotton pants, shirt pulled up to wipe the sweat off his face from his usual morning workout, and Tony thinks: adorable.
Figure Skating AU. It starts with a pair of skates (they have toe picks). It doesn’t end there. A story of two skaters featuring a cat, a gender-specific couch and a lot of ice.*
Jim gets a job at the royal palace and finds himself falling for King Spock, heir to the Vulcan Empire.*
“Ah,” Yusuf says, lifting a reproving hand, “are we calling less than 24 hours of memory loss amnesia now?”*
Raven is six years older than Charles; Charles has never really considered this age difference vitally important in one way or another, except to decide that even if Raven were six years younger than Charles, she would probably boss him around in the exact same way. He doesn’t really think much of the difference between fifteen and twenty-one, until Raven comes home from college for a study weekend with her new best friend in tow, introduces him cheerfully as Erik Lehnsherr, and Charles finds himself falling head-over-heels into a train wreck of doomed lust.*
A story about first loves and true loves, about friendship, growing up, and growing together. Atlernatively, this is a story about Mike figuring out what he deserves, and learning how to ask for it.*
Vikings rely on their dragons for just about everything. So Bill, the village’s only dragonless Viking, is destined for a lifetime of misery, solitude, and all-around loserdom. Or is he?*
Sid has realized very early on that for better or worse, he would be linked to Alexander Ovechkin for the rest of his life. But he never expected anything like this.*
Thor complains about the overly loud copulation of his shield brothers. A Thor without sleep is not a happy Thor.*
Erik’s always dreamed of playing football for Bayern, but it’s Arsenal who comes calling. A soccer AU.*
Harvey getting fed up with himself and just pushing Mike down on the bed and sinking down on Mike’s dick. And Mike is like WHOA WTF AWESOME and Harvey is like STFU AND FUCK ME.*
Kink meme fill. Alex/Hank, epic teen couple, modern AU. Alex is the football captain. Hank is the president of the NHS and set for Harvard. Even though they’re broken up, prom can’t help but be an angsty love fest.*
This was not a normal day. This day existed to prove that hell was real and it came with musical accompaniment by will.i.am. On this day, Steve figured out how to get him out of the office and torment him at the same time by sending him to the godforsaken DNC where it was all ‘we shall overcome,’ oh-happy-day bullshit.*
Steve’s not entirely sure how seduction works nowadays, but he’s learned from the best.*
Some days it’s hard to feel good about the vampire rights movement, but one thing’s for sure: the vampires sure saved radio. The middle of the night used to be total dead time. Now the vampires play good music, and lots of people call in. Even the ads are interesting; DJ Danny Breaux does them live, and he’s got a nice voice, smooth, like he’s talking right to you. “So if you’re out by Route 167, you should stop in and see the good folks at Night Tee Night, central Louisiana’s only all-night golf course. Tell ‘em Danny from KBTR sent you and get a free bucket of luminous balls…” His voice is familiar, soothing. Maybe late night DJs were always vampires, Sookie thinks.*
Erik Lehnsherr is a visiting professor at Columbia University, as well as an acclaimed and award winning poet. Charles Xavier is a lead researcher with the Genetics Department who is well on his way to tenure. But what happens when Charles has to cancel a class because half his students abandon him in favour of a mysterious new English Lit professor? Naturally he ends up sitting in in the class, where Professor Lehnsherr mistakes him for a student. It’s really too bad Erik has such a strict policy against dating students. It’s also too bad Erik doesn’t seem to know how to use Google.
Some people looked forward to carnation day all year; for others, it was a personal hell.*
Jim and Gaila are department store elves, with McCoy playing Santa and Amanda Grayson starring as Mrs. Claus. When Amanda’s son comes to town for a holiday break, Jim is determined to make Spock this year’s Christmas present. Then it gets complicated.*
So. Edward in his bed. Older, taller – Roy had been hard pressed not to laugh at the startled look, standing eye to eye with him in the hallway – exhausted, curled protectively around another body – and Roy had nearly killed himself in the effort not to gape at the soft smile and dancing gold eyes and the quiet offer of “my son” like he was trying to save Roy an aneurysm even though he clearly wanted to laugh his head off all the same.*
Nate knew he shouldn’t fraternize with his men like this. Or, more accurately, one of his men.*
What were you like as a kid?” Eames asks him.
“Quiet,” Arthur says. “I lived in my head a lot. You?”
“I did too,” Eames replies. “Only I was never quiet about it.”
A story about growing up, sort of.*
“I feel you should be aware, sir, that I fucking hate country music. I thought you should know that before you decided whether to hire me or not.”
“Well, Mr. Colbert,” Nate said, leaning back in his chair, “I guess that depends on whether your hatred for Walt’s musical stylings extends to letting him get shot.”*
When Ed stops an assassination attempt on Roy’s life, he foils one of the opening moves in a massive military intrigue. Can he and Roy stay one step ahead of those who want them dead, or will they both lose the fight to survive?*
Written for horrorparties’s DonorsChoose request – “Maybe something angsty? With longing?”. Much thanks to deannawol for the beta and nitpick.
Erik runs a kosher bakery. Charles comes in for baked goods. They play chess, eat meringues, people drop other people’s keys down the toilet, and there’s mutant performance art.*
Eames has a hard and fast rule against fucking anyone underage. Arthur would have the utmost respect for this rule, if he hadn’t just gotten cockblocked by it at the age of twenty-three.*
Steve wakes up in the 21st Century. He doesn’t think much of it, and it’s dubious about him. He meets a Norse God, joins a superhero team, and feels terribly awkward about the whole momument at Arlington he’s rendered obsolete by not being dead. Meanwhile, Tony is trying to make his mark on history by being the man who finally drove Nick Fury over the edge.*
After his Social Policy in Iraq class, Nate sometimes heads over to the river and runs himself into the ground.*
Jim doesn’t even know where to start. Blurting out: ‘I got shot in the ass by this planet’s version of cupid, only with more teeth and claws, and then I fucked Uhura’s boyfriend on the ground after the most emotionally intimate experience of my sad, sad life’ seems crass.*
post series, Nate (quietly) comes out. Brad finds this out and hunts Nate down.*
A high school AU wherein Eames is a shy sweet nervous drama geek and Arthur is the confident popular gorgeous student council president; and lo, there is much pining and awkwardness and, eventually, kissing.*
So, anons, I want stealthy dating tactics. Like Derek and Stiles have been dating for a while except one of them doesn’t know. Until someone else makes a comment or they catch a clue. And their only concern is, wait, why haven’t we been making out?*
AU in which Eames is the MMA fighter no one messes with, and Arthur is his lover, plain and simple.*
Kris thought he was honestly prepared for anything after Adam came home with six bags of prunes to prevent constipation, and tried to make him dry swallow a box of antacids: ‘Just in case, Kris, the books say heartburn is painful’. Kris should have remembered the courtship, and never let down his guard.* Sequel to Too Mer to Woo Peaceably.
Bill opened the D-SQUARED fashion show in Milan, and Tom was in the first row.*
Arthur has a lot of feelings, mostly about Eames’ penis. Yusuf’s accidental truth drug helpfully illuminates them.*
Kris feels like he should say something, something meaningful, that can sum up their relationship: beautiful parting words maybe, or even cruel ones, but something better than this horrible silence that stretches between them.
It’s no use. He’s always been shit at meaningfulness. With enough time, Kris usually comes up with profound, moving things. With enough time and distance, he even turns those things into songs.
Right now, looking at Adam, all he can come with is: `How did we let it end like this, so dreadful, so empty? When did we stop being enough for each other?*
When a serial killer blurs the lines of alchemy in an effort to seal two souls together, Ed finds himself a suspect in the case. Can he prove himself innocent, or are he and Roy doomed to be the next victims?*
Brad was tired. He wanted a decent burger, and a fucking shower that he didn’t have to share with ten other men. Mostly he wanted to get out of this god-damned fucking airfield and sleep in Nate’s–in their–bed.*
Brad sits on the edge of the picnic table, sipping his first beer of the afternoon, content to hang back and let the younger guys attempt to impress their wives, girlfriends and/or children.*
Mike was raised to believe Imprint was a life-changing event for those few lucky enough to experience it. Harvey was raised to believe it was a form of mental illness. When it actually happened, neither of them noticed.*
Jim (always a girl) meets Spock and utterly confuses him. I especially love the part with Spock asking his dad for advice on how to deal with the illogical species of humans, and Sarek’s response, which I feel completely encapsulates the idea and spirit of IDIC.*
Yeah, Adam’s gay, and has an extensive knowledge of flowers and fabrics and he makes fantastic color palettes for weddings, but…does that mean that he has to be the walking stereotype of a wedding planner? *
“Adam knows that sometimes, life surprises you with irony. And sometimes, life bitch-slaps you with it.”*
After the restaurant closes at 12am, Brad puts all the open bottles of wines-by-the-glass on the bar and says, “We’re not leaving until these are done.” He gives each of the busboys, the waiters, the sous chefs a stern look, then his gaze finds Nate. “Unless our superior officer has something to say about it.”*
The thing about London that Arthur liked most was that if you wanted to disappear everyone would let you, without a lot of fuss. And if you wanted to open a bookshop that only sold books on applied sciences, people might call you a lousy businessman, but mostly they’d leave you alone. Basically, no one in London gave two shillings for what Arthur did, which was why Arthur liked London enough to sell books on architecture, design, and engineering at a bookshop called The Robie House, a name he’d chosen on a whim when he was signing the papers and regretted ever since.*
Harvey keeps just-missing Mike at the Pearson Hardman costume ball, but he HAS met Mike’s date, the gorgeous Rose Selavy.*
Tony Stark is trying to set up a new superhero team when he’s given a sex change, courtesy of Victor von Doom. He copes with that about as well as you’d expect.*
Sometimes (rarely, but sometimes), he lets himself think about just how much they’ve fucked things up by coming here.*
This is a romantic comedy fic…not angsty one. Kris is told he only has three months to live (we find out later there was a mistake at the hospital and he really isn’t dying) so he decides to spend it doing things he’s always wanted to do but was too afraid to try. During his “new life”, he meets Adam. Based on the movie “Last Holiday” with Queen Latifah.*
“There’s my man,” Jim crowed when Spock and Uhura joined the senior command crew at their regular table for dinner.*
The idea here is that this is a fic in three and two parts. The phone call from both sides: desperate!Mike and needy!Harvey, and then the after party of both.*
Adam Lambert, a young L.A. musician, lost his sight in a car wreck that also took the life of his lover. Now, two years later, he has finally put that dark time in his past– but how will he cope when his new personal assistant, Kris Allen, unknowingly brings it all bubbling back to the surface?*
The face in that frame was one he knew all right, but it was not the one he had been born with.*
The ground vibrates like an earthquake as the shamal twists overhead. Nate digs deeper into his Ranger Grave. The sand storm has blocked out the coming dawn and the only sound he can hear is the occasional mortar round dropping close by.*
Vulcan is considering seceding from the Federation; Spock, a researcher at the VSA, decides now is a good time to catch up on being Human. So he visits Earth and hires Jim Kirk as his guide, with predictable results. Inspired loosely by Pretty Woman before taking on a life of its own with more sex; semi-serious rom-com.*
Arthur is the son of the ruler, and an Omega male. Eames is leading the revolution. Which kidnaps Arthur. This is only the start of their problems.*
It’s around when Ray wants to hold Walt’s hand like a goddamn teenage girl with stars in her eyes and wet panties that he starts to worry.* I LOVED this.
Adam wakes up married. But he’s not in Vegas and it’s seven years after he fell asleep.*
Librarian AU. Charles is the young librarian and Erik is the college student who is completely besotted with him.*
If I’d known I was following some Middle Ages husband-finding potion I totally wouldn’t have listened to it!*
“Without half-time, there would be no occasion to use one of the most enduring clichés to describe football: ‘It’s a game of two halves.’” Coda to The Running Play.
Harvey Specter hates kittens. Puppies, turtles, goldfish, guinea pigs – if it’s a commonly kept household pet, Harvey has nothing but palpable scorn for it.* Sequel to Friends? I’d Say Family.
Stiles runs away during his first heat, right into the waiting and ambiguously scary arms of the Alpha’s nephew, Derek Hale. He doesn’t have any choice except to submit, but along the way, he digs up a mystery that threatens his family and even the town’s safety.*
Harvey didn’t want to be profiled in a magazine as one of New York’s most eligible bachelors. Nobody even knew Mike had been.*
“So I was thinking. This isn’t exactly my usual game, homes. And, uh—shit, I can’t believe I’m using this stupid fucking phrase,” Ray still looks uncomfortable and flushed, but he laughs, not the fucking sardonic laugh that filled the Humvee daily during their road trip in Iraq, but a rarer, honest laugh—”I’m actually going to have to take it slow. Reel the fish in.”
Kris has been scared for so long that the fear has become a part of him. A constant current just beneath his skin, honing his every instinct until he becomes one with the forest, every sight and sound directly wired to his nervous system. The sound of a twig breaking will have him moving in the other direction before he’s even registered the sound, and a shadow will make him stop dead, holding his breath while he waits for it to pass… *
There is a hitch in Merlin’s stride, small but noticeable to anyone who is looking.*
The first time they slept together was completely unexpected. It was the most amazing sex Eames had had in his life.*
While Kris Allen, undercover LAPD, is on assignment, he meets Adam Lambert, with whom he feels a deep connection. Kris breaks his own rule about forming relationships while undercover and sleeps with Adam, only to discover that Adam is DEA and that he lied to Kris. Kris has to put his own hurt aside to work with Adam, but will Adam be able to convince Kris that they could be more than partners on this assignment?*
Harvey’s eyes go wide and then he disappears back inside, leaving the door open for Mike to peer around and then step through to double check because surely he can’t really be seeing what he thought he saw.*
Arthur is the third wheel in his own relationship. Part 2.* Sequel to Three’s a Crowd.
“Stop repeating everything, the ear-buds pick up the sound!” Alec is beginning to suspect that the others don’t understand just how good his tech is.*
In an alternate universe, Harvey’s still the best closer in New York but Mike’s not a runner for Trevor: he’s a pizza deliveryman, Harvey’s favorite pizza deliveryman. And Harvey’s discovery that Mike’s more than he lets on will change everyone’s lives…
Told and retold through Mike, Donna, and Harvey’s point of view, with new scenes and reactions each time.*
Nate works for a company in research and development. He doesn’t know how he sleeps at night. Better Off Ted AU.*
The thing is, John’s too goddamn old to be going through a sexual identity crisis.* Sequel to Connectivity.
Jensen’s an Omega who’s never once felt the desire to bend over for an Alpha. Until he meets Jared.*
Louis tries to lure Mike into working exclusively for him, but Harvey points out that as possession is nine-tenths of the law, Mike belongs to him. Can he prove it though?*
Generation Kill fusion fic with Marvel Comics (X-Men, Avengers, Defenders, Iron Man and others). Someone had to finally write Brad as Iceman.*
John gets home after midnight with his head aching and a taste on his tongue for the whiskey in his kitchen cabinet. The person sitting on his stoop steps has his head down, and for a moment John starts to go for his gun, but then it passes and he recognizes it as the kid. Farrell.*
Arthur figures if Eames just finally gets what he wants–Arthur’s undivided attention–he’ll get bored and go away. He’s proven spectacularly wrong.*
Musical Tour AU. The one where Kris is almost painfully clueless but Adam wants to date him anyway. *
Bill’s been on the move for years, and so accustomed to keeping her heart closed off due to self-protection she’s a little out of touch with how others perceive her.
Tommy’s used to getting everything she wants, but has never been faced with someone she wants so badly.
Will Bill manage to outrun her pursuit, or will Tommy bring her happiness that will haunt her when Bill moves on again?*
Once Erik finally allows himself to decide that Charles is pretty much the best thing since sliced bread, he spends the next week being incredibly bitter that he’s Charles’ cat and not his boyfriend.*
If Kris ever thought of bonding, he thought of Katy. Not the American Idol, an aloof, self-proclaimed rock star in too much eyeliner and leather. He thought of marriage and love, not a last minute desperate attempt from a stranger to save his life.*
It’s his dream job; a chance at revenge and a payoff that will buy him the life he always wanted in one once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Adam ‘Silverfyre’ Lambert knows he’s the best merc money can buy but for this job, he’s going to need the very best systems-hacker/datarunner in the game. Lucky for him, he knows exactly who he’s looking for…
Once upon a time, Kris Allen wasn’t afraid of anything. That was then, this is now and Kris has resigned himself to a quiet, discreet life on the right side of the law. He thinks he’s buried his past; right up until a big bad merc calling himself ‘Silverfyre’ comes crashing into his life. He wants Kris’ help and he just won’t take no for an answer.
One last job and they never have to see each other again.
They’ve just got to last that long…*
Eames tries to incept Arthur. A story of forgiveness, family, fancy suits, and ~feelings.*
On a Thursday afternoon in early February, Brad Colbert gets arrested by the Los Angeles Police Department.*
Drug testing at Pearson Hardman does not have its desired preventative effect. (Sex, drugs, and a little bit of soul.)
You were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles and my daddy said, “Stay away from Juliet” and I was crying on a staircase, begging you, “Please don’t go.”*
Erik is a single, successful man who likes quick sex with no strings attached. Then, he meets college professor Charles and it’s love at first sight, at least for him. Charles, who heard of Erik’s notorious ways, wants nothing to do with him besides being friends. Cue Erik bending over backwards to steal Charles’ heart.*
Six months after the Fire Sale, and everything is back to normal. Well, mostly normal. Normal-ish. John gets up every morning, gets dressed, goes to work, gets his paycheck, goes home, lifts weights, jerks off, and goes to sleep. Only now, every once in a while, he talks to Jack, to Lucy, even to Holly. No one is more surprised than he is about that.*
After sifting through canine nutritionists, pet psychologists, and professional dog trainers, singer Bill Kaulitz hires handsome dog walker Tom Trümper to look after his babies. Will he get more than just another employee?
Three months into their five-year mission, Spock is still with Uhura, and Spock and Jim are at each other’s throats when the Enterprise is sent to investigate another lightning storm in space. They encounter a Vulcan ship, commanded by Captain Spock and his very illogical First Officer Jim Kirk who, to everyone’s shock, are happily married and in love with each other. The other Kirk disapproves of the fact that his counterpart is letting Uhura have what should be ‘rightfully his’ and is determined to ‘set things right,’ but the problem is, no one appreciates his meddling.*
When Adam Lambert showed up at his birthday party, Kris had had enough. He really didn’t know what sort of strange rock star style life Adam led, but no matter how famous he was, Kris was not bending over for a pile of sparkly, shiny gifts.*
“So, Reid says, eying Hotch warily, “I’m going to leave you here to freak out as you slowly realize that we’ve been dating for a while and you just didn’t know it.” Featuring oblivious!Hotch and aggressive!Reid.*
Mike is convinced he doesn’t like anal sex. Harvey sets out to prove him wrong (and is smug about it).*
Very loosely based on this prompt from the Star Trek XI Kink meme: Chess AU. Kirk and Spock meet as kids at an intergalactic chess tournament for the Federation Planets. Spock, a discipline of the strictest rules of chess and the undefeated champion in his age group, is completely pwned by Kirk, a wild-card who gleans his talent by playing all manners of chess styles. They become heated rivals, battling each other throughout their chess “careers”, which pretty much develops into UST once you toss teenage hormones into the mix. Inevitably chess is pretty much just their foreplay before they finally sit up and realize that they’ve fallen for each other.*
“Fear is a poison, Kris,” his father had told him once when Kris was small, rubbing Kris’ back before he flicked off the lamp on the bedside table. “Fear and hate; they’ll ruin you. They ruin everything.”*
“No, no.” Ray grabbed the phone out of Huey’s hand and slammed it back into its cradle. “Not that place. The other place.” *
“French toast, pancakes, steak and eggs — I could make you anything in the world, pet, but no. Egg-white omelette, morning after morning. It shows a distinct lack of imagination.”*
This was supposed to be a companion piece to Metaphors As Mixed As You Can Make Them, with some Cobb&Arthur backstory and Arthur being revealed to be a crazy person (sorry; MENTALLY QUESTIONABLE) and how Arthur finds out about the inception attempt and stuff. It goes on at the same time as the other story (well, it starts a tiny bit before), and obviously, is in the same universe and stuff. *
Takes place about five years after the college au ends. Kris and Adam are on their own and things aren’t easy. (You don’t need to read that before you read this. All you need to know is that they met in college and fell in love.)*
Tom dreams of that one perfect voice to compliment the music in his head.
Bill dreams of a life out of the watery depths.
A Retelling of The Little Mermaid*
Before, Erik had always been able to hold onto the words You’re not alone, because he knew that with one mental stretch, Charles would be right there. Charles was always there, sliding into his mind as if it was where he belonged, a warm presence that Erik would sometimes wish he could allow himself to get lost in.*
Continuing from the events in “Mistaken”, Draco finds out that his work is not over, and propels himself and Harry into magic more powerful than they’ve seen before.*
Matt’s story starts at the end: post-traumatic stress disorder, therapy, a job with the Feebles, no job with the Feebles, back to Camden, up to Brooklyn, over to Queens, more laptops than Matt can shake a stick at and Red Bull by the carton. *
I want to see Mike, fucked out and strung out, oversensitive and out of his mind. He’s never orgasmed so much in his life before and he is done.*
Adam always wanted to be a rockstar. Being the poster-child for unicorn conservation, the top trending scandal on Twitter and a wanted federal fugitive? That wasn’t ever meant to be part of of the plan but when Adam finds a baby unicorn hiding behind a dumpster one night, his life is never ever the same again.* This is the best thing in the whole world. If I could tag it “favorite” twice, I would.
Arthur + Eames + Eames’s ability to present as female on the dream plane = porn.*
“He’s got to come out eventually,” Rolling Stone observes. *
“This woman—she’s nuts. And she makes him nuts. You may think he’s nuts now, but you haven’t even begun to see what nuts is where Fraser’s concerned.” *
The first night Arthur stays over, the alarm goes off at 8:00am. Eames looks over at Arthur, who has half his face shoved into the pillow; he has only one eye open.*
Bill rescues a bit of grey fluff from the bushes. Maybe it was altruistic; maybe he just likes to accessorize.
Tom isn’t thrilled with the idea of adopting another pet, and neither are their dogs, but his first mistake is thinking his opinion matters.
His last is in trying to assert it.*
“Divination alchemy,” Ed said scornfully. “Also known as complete and total bullshit.”*
“It will probably hurt a bit, but I’ll take care of you,” Adam said, smirking extravagantly.*
Eames vanishes for five days and comes back married. It takes twenty-five years for all the fractioned pieces to make sense in a bigger picture.*
A transgenic family moves in to TC. They were former breeding partners, and they’re now raising their son together. Unlike Gem, the daddy didn’t ‘desert’ and they’re one big, happy, transgenic family. Using this family as a backdrop, Max sees Alec in a new way and what he would be like if the Breeding Program had been successful?*
Eames had long since thought of Arthur’s hair as permanently gelled into obedience. He’d had no earthly idea how – how wanton it could be, curving and wet at the tips and softening Arthur’s whole face.*
A wrong turn had Kris working in a diner in San Glam, California. He’s getting used to the little eclectic town, and its zany inhabitants. He’s doing great, he just wasn’t expecting to meet Mr. Right or that his rockstar looking crush would be quite so…crazy, really. What’s with Adam insisting that Kris is going to turn in a ball of fluffy teeth and desire for blood on the full moon?*
Things Jared likes about getting married include, but are not limited to: all the presents, sex whenever he wants it, not having to make up excuses to see Jensen everyday even when he doesn’t want sex (which, really, isn’t ever, but it’s the principle of the thing that counts), and the jealous adoration of thousands of women. It’s almost worth the rampant gay jokes on set and the way Chad has taken to greeting him when they talk on the phone: “So, are you divorced yet?”* Sequel to With This Ring.
Brad Colbert is bored.
Nate knows this because he can feel Brad staring at him from his desk one aisle over and two chairs back. On the other side of the classroom, Ray Person’s making obscene hand signals in Nate’s general direction, ostensibly to get Brad’s attention. At least it better be to get Brad’s attention, or somebody’s going to have an accident in the weight room before practice.*
“Charles is basically the bride whisperer. It’s like he can read their minds.” (wedding planner AU)*
When my father asked me if I’d take in Holloway Muldoon, I said yes. Yes, of course, Dad. Most certainly. Delighted, in fact. If there was one perpetrator I wanted to see brought to justice, it was Mr. Holloway Muldoon.*
Of course, I hadn’t the faintest idea of what that would actually entail.
Tom doesn’t seem to be interested in sleeping with girls anymore, and Bill makes it his mission to get his brother laid.*
Dean Winchester meets Sam Morgan during Sam’s rookie season in minor league baseball. When Dean is traded not long after, he can’t forget the farmboy from Kansas.*
This is a story wherein Arthur is a bastard, Eames is in love, Ariadne is taking over the world with her vocabulary and Yusuf is the only one with any dignity left to lose. This is a love story.*
After the fall of Fuhrer Bradley, Amestris is plagued with civil unrest. Roy’s become the sixth Fuhrer and danger comes from all directions. Will Roy and his most trusted soldiers, including Colonel Elric, succeed where everyone else has failed or will he simply become another casualty?* Part of the Another Road Traveled collection.
Harvey is (still) a lawyer. Mike is the only barista that gets his coffee order right, and isn’t afraid of a bit of intelligent and snarky banter.*
An st_xi_kink_meme fill for this prompt: Jim Kirk is the only male nurse on the Enterprise. He’s also the only one with any experience with Vulcan biology. You can guess who he’s been assigned to.*
Established relationship, they start influencing each other with their fashion choices. Eames is wearing a tightly tailored three-piece, is that color in Arthur’s outfits?*
Kris Allen, high school orchestra teacher, meets Adam Lambert, high school drama/choral teacher. Sparks fly… and the rest is in the story.*
After a brief whirlwind fling that disintegrated over the issue of how to heal Jean Havoc after his encounter with Lust, Edward Elric and Roy Mustang went their seperate ways. Months later, a plot throws them together in the middle of wartorn Lior. Distrust and treachery abound but the real question is can they put aside their personal issues and survive?* Part of the Another Road Traveled collection.
Traumatized by his experience on Tarsus IV, Jim Kirk runs away to Vulcan to undergo kolinahr. Reboot AU.*
After the Fischer inception, Eames goes back to work as an extractor, and Arthur joins his team. Due to circumstances involving a guy who may or may not be from Greenland, pop astrology, someone’s broken limb, hormones, and convenience, they end up learning that love is what starts down below (and makes its way up your spine).*
Adam Lambert may not have stolen the Matheron Diptych, but he’s about to sell it on the black market for a nice profit. He’s not going to let an FBI investigation get in his way…if he can just shake the agent who’s shadowing his every move.
Special Agent Kris Allen has been watching Adam for weeks. But is Kris planning to arrest the glamorous art fence and retrieve the diptych? Or does he want more from Adam than just stolen merchandise?
When Kris saves Adam’s life, the line blurs between Fed and criminal. But while Kris melts at Adam’s touch, someone far more dangerous is searching for the diptych….*
Eames flirts and Arthur ignores, but not because he doesn’t feel the same way; he’s just afraid. One day, Eames takes his flirtation a little too far. Cue Arthur having a (mini/huge) breakdown, then hot, tender lovin’.*
Plot rocks lead Mind to forget where it put Brain. Wackiness ensues. Clark is seventeen.*
After spending one night together, Kris and Adam can’t stop thinking about each other.*
“It has been brought to my attention that I want to have sex with you,” Ed said aggressively.*
There are things that many people do not see and are never supposed to see, but when one of these takes Bill from his hotel room, by force, everything changes for him and Tom.*
A notorious serial killer returns after a three-year hiatus, reminding Detective Arthur Moss of the infamous case he couldn’t close. But when the FBI becomes involved, Arthur is forced to work side-by-side once again with Special Agent Daniel Eames, a man who knows Arthur better than Arthur himself will ever admit. Both men must confront their past and heal old wounds in order to bring a psychopath to justice.*
Third part in the wing!fic series.* Follows Day Grows Slowly and Without Color or Sound.
“Hi, I’m Arthur. Your bride,” said the man at the door in the tones of one who’d rather be saying anything else.*
Professor Kristopher Allen is the newest Quidditch coach at Hogwarts and Professor Adam Lambert hates his guts.*
The SGC tries to borrow Hardison for a consultation. He’s not protesting, exactly, but he’s not sure they’ve thought this plan through.*
Bill falls in love with the tiny community garden near his college, and soon the seeds of a romance are sewn.*
Harry only wanted Malfoy for one night, one birthday. It wasn’t meant to be anything more.*
“Uh, this isn’t — I’m not — ” Kris said, trying to decide if it would make things worse or better if he just dropped all the boxes.”*
“Alright. Let’s run it. I wanna know what happened, how it happened, and what we’re gonna do about it. Because no one hurts my family and gets away with it.”*
The tour’s right after the competition, and then they absolutely have to finish their albums, and then neither of them’s as busy but they’re never free at the exact same time, so the end result is they don’t get out to Arkansas until almost spring the next year. Adam’s pretty sorely disappointed by how normal the town is, and tries to explain to Kris about how everyone’s rumored to marry their cousins or siblings or something.* Sequel to Day Grows Slowly.
“Not tonight.” Aya avoided Yoji’s outstretched fingers, but only marginally, the ghost of the touch making his skin pimple a little. But perhaps that was from the cool air of the bedroom and just having come from the warmth of an overlong shower.*
“We should probably go soon, anyway,” she says. “There’s an unconscious man in the ladies’ bathroom with ‘wanker’ written on his forehead – people are going to start asking questions.”*
AU in which Kirk is deaf.
So basically he has no dad, is a child with an abusive step-father and distant mother, gets shipped to Tarsus IV and had to deal with that mess, gets shipped back to the abusive step-father and distant mother, grew up to be a brooding and self-destructive teen, gets shipped to the Academy, gets into the mess for cheating on the Kobayashi Maru, gets into the mess with Nero, and then becomes captain of the Enterprise anyway. And the kicker is that nobody (save for Bones and eventually Spock, who figures it out) realizes that Kirk can’t hear.*
Tom is a hopeless romantic who meets Billie, the veritable girl of his dreams. But maybe she’s not as perfect as he had thought.*
Jared and Jensen go off to college. Turns out not everything is easy once the nightmare of high school ends.* Sequel to Caught In a Spin.
Mike Carden is a student without a scholarship who needs to find a way to fund his studies, fast. When William suggests Mike try out for the coed cheerleading squad, the Northeastern University Cobras, Mike mans up and lands his first sober back tuck in years. Kevin Jonas and Nic Anderson are two star college cheerleaders who have transferred to the Cobras after a mysterious scandal had them leaving their last school right before the National competition they were a shoo-in to win. Mike may have only scraped his way onto the team by the skin of his teeth, but with Kevin as his room mate, maybe he can master the stag tuck, the pom-pom wielding, and the insults from every other athlete department on campus. And maybe Kevin can learn how to be a real boy (who likes boys) beyond the limits of the life he left behind. [college cheerleading AU]*
“Someone has to keep the paparazzi employed.”
“Better you than me, dude,” Kris says brightly. Then, softer, serious and a little cynical, “and you do such a great job.”
There are about a dozen different ways to interpret that, or there would be if Adam didn’t recognise the conspiratorial gleam in Kris’s eyes. Five years on, the rules have changed, even if the people haven’t.*
Arthur is an Oxford Blue. Merlin is an Oxford cox. Lancelot is Merlin’s romantic-dalliance-loving friend. Morgana is horribly clever; Gwen is cleverly waiting for Lancelot to grow up. Merlin and Arthur rub each other the wrong way, at first, but it soon becomes clear that Arthur is a university-class rower with a world-class heart (yes, I typed that). Clichés ensue.*
Kris and Adam are undercover guardian angels charged with watching over Allison through her time on AI, but neither know about the other. OR, you know, any other excuse you can come up with for them both to have huge, kick-awesome secret wings. But I totally skipped the part about guardian angels or anything to do with Allison. Heh.*
Eames and Arthur do fashion week, figure out their lives, and save the world rack up a whole hell of a lot of frequent flier miles. *
Some quests are about much more than finding medicinal plants, mythical treasure, or large quantities of meat. Arthur is slow on the uptake, but he will get there, eventually. Canon-era AU firmly grounded in, and set after, the halcyon days of Series 1.*
Akira and Hikaru both figure something out about the games they play.*
In 2020, the demons descended. The cataclysmic event came to be called “The Rising,” and the world that came after was called “Post-Apocalyptic,” though for North America most ways of life were preserved when the Walls went up around the major cities.
One powerful demon, the Nephilim known as Jorg Kaulitz, had twin sons with a powerful human psychic to secure an heir for his House. Fearing the potential destruction that Nephilim twins could cause, he separated them as infants. But can you ever truly separate what was meant to be?
After being reunited, no matter what the cost, the Kaulitz twins will never let anything, human or demon, get between them again. Together they have to take action when someone comes after Bill.*
Lex’s father dies, sending him to Metropolis; Clark gets kidnapped; Tony is fed up, quits NCIS, and decides to go visit his cousin, Martha, in Smallville; and Gibbs wonders what the hell happened to his life. This goes happily AU, so be forewarned.*
“I want you to fuck off somewhere else so that I can enjoy my evening,” Arthur said, but didn’t move away from where Eames had wrapped a hand around one hip.*
Shindou decides that his relationship with Touya is very simple, really; he just wants to kiss him.*
Jim gets to know the new kid at school. He’s a little strange, but so is Jim, so it works out.*
When Bill, a shy withdrawn guy who’s completely closeted, ends up thrown into an unexpected situation with Tom, the encounter throws them both off balance. The changes in their relationship and the way they relate to each other cause them to explore not only each other, but some facets within themselves that maybe hadn’t come previously to light. However, being open with your feelings can also leave you open to getting hurt.*
Despite all appearances to the contrary, Tony knew how to ignore things. It used to be one of his best coping mechanisms.*
Leonard’s book was kind of like the Bible in that way where one line from it could be taken wildly out of context and blown out of proportion.* This is GLORIOUS.
Kevin Lucas is not a girl, even if he did just wake up as one. He’s handling it pretty well though; especially once he gets some highly unexpected help from Mike Carden, William Beckett, and Brendon Urie, who isn’t a girl either. But with his parents worried, his brothers suspicious, and Spencer Smith apparently plotting his demise, waking up as a girl might actually be the least of Kevin’s problems. [JONAS-verse]*
“Life is not a wet dream, Frederick. It’s not even a B movie. Guys like McClane don’t fuck guys like me. Ever.”*
Kris fell in love with Adam and was subsequently cursed to be stuck in a snow globe forever. So this snow globe is passed on from generation to generation and until Adam (who’s being reincarnated lifetime after lifetime until he’s reunited with his soulmate) finds him, the curse won’t be lifted.*
An epic tale of gods and man, destiny and choices, darkness and light, and eternal love that’s fixed as the stars to the celestial sphere.*
Six months before the epilogue of The Bartenders, Tom and Bill set about fulfilling Tom’s ultimate wish – building the nightclub of his fantasies. In six short months, InformalClash is born.* Sequel of sorts to The Bartenders.
A story about an old movie theatre, fate, second chances and falling in love in the rain.*
So! Some people have asked for a sequel to Allowed. I’ve been writing bits and pieces of one for a while now (and also ng! I’m pretty easy), so there’s a beginning of one.* Sequel to Allowed.
Honestly, Gerard only even knows who Panic! at the Disco are because of all the shit Pete is always sending Mikey. Burned CDs, emails full of mp3 tracks, demos in varying stages of completion. Seemingly every single band Pete has any connection to at all winds up on Mikey’s iPod in the end, and it’s almost an accident that Panic’s album is the one Gerard chooses to listen to on the day his own iPod takes a nosedive off the edge of the shelf and directly into Gerard’s steaming cup of coffee, leaving him at Mikey’s (and, by extension, the Pete Wentz Music Empire’s) mercy until he can get it replaced.*
Season 4 didn’t happen. Or it did, but it started a completely different way. (AKA Gibbs, DiNozzo, the team, and a merry chase.)*
Kevin walked down the corridor with his nose in his English notes, trying desperately to sort out his Cordelia’s from his Ophelia’s before the test in first period English. He ducked Macy’s wildly swung hockey stick, stepped around Joe and Stella’s awkward conversation, and opened his locker with an expert tap of his fist.*
It’s a perfectly wretched day in Camelot when Uther Pendragon announces Arthur’s betrothal.*
When Kevin Jonas and his brothers on the Lovebug encounter a mechanical problem, they aren’t expecting an injured stowaway to be responsible. The last few years have been tough on Card, and he wasn’t expecting to find anyone who’d take a chance for a scarred nobody who won’t even tell them his real name. Escaping was only one step, though, and Card can’t keep running forever. Eventually he’s going to have to stop and face his issues and his past. He can only hope he’ll have someone to stand with him.*
Lex sips at his spoon and thinks, it’s amazing how chicken and corn soup can change a person. He’s born again, baptised with aromatic amber, seeing the world with gleaming clarity and a hint of coriander.*
Tom Kaulitz, Temperence nightclub’s number one bartender and resident hotshot is reluctantly bullied into attending his best friend’s bachelor party, held at a gay club. But Tom is left with more to worry about than his reputation when he locks eyes with Bill, the bartender at The Bronze Palace.*
In the City of Angels, Adam and Tommy are called to lead in the protection of mortals–but a chance encounter with one of the damned leaves Adam reeling, his mating instinct awakened.*
“You are either a genius of unheard of proportions, or a complete moron. Is it even possible to incept yourself?”
Eames can’t sleep. It’s somehow Arthur’s fault. Arthur is not impressed.*
A banging on the chamber door wakes Merlin from his slumber. Arthur silently but vehemently managed to indicate that he wanted to sleep in the servant room, and Merlin let him; they took a risk yesterday, and with things as bad as they are they really shouldn’t be taking any more risks.*
Who would have thought that defeating the Wraith was the least of Rodney’s worries?*
On a connecting flight from North Carolina to Boston, on arguably the worst day of his life, Bill Trumper meets someone who is completely wrong for him. Straight, sporty Tom Kaulitz is about to become Bill’s new best friend, Bill just doesn’t know it yet.*
Gwaine is supposed to be getting some sexy-times with Merlin. He doesn’t understand why that isn’t happening and he’s going to find out, dammit. *
“I’m naked in the middle of the frickin’ forest with some guy I don’t even know – and it’s cold – and – ” He looks around wildly, searching for clothes he knows are not there. “I need my goddamn clothes.”*
“It’s more or less forgotten until the VMAs- when Bill- fucking Bill- appears at Mike’s elbow and goes, “Michael, I’ve mentioned Demi to you before, haven’t I? Oh, and this is her bosom companion, Miss Katherine Jonas.”*
Five levels down, and five to dig yourself back out. Arthur met Eames’ projection long before he met Eames.*
Four Times Mike Carden and Kevin Jonas Didn’t Have Sex (And One Time They Did, And It Was Totally Worth The Wait)
Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas (yes, THAT Kevin Jonas)*
Five times they did it and one time they didn’t.*
Bill Trumper’s best friend Tom Kaulitz is the envy of all straight men, getting it with countless pretty girls whenever he wants with no strings attached. Bad news for Bill, who knows the best course is to keep his crush hidden to preserve their friendship. One day Tom blows Bill’s solidly-rooted notions out of the water with a confession that leaves him more confused than anything. Before Bill realizes, he’s tangled up in a dangerous love game with his best friend where only one thing is certain…someone’s getting hurt.* You’ll need to register for this.
Everyone needs a code to live by and someone to be with. Once you get the person and the rules you can deal with anything. But when Tony first makes his plan he has no idea how his life will change.*
The air of the dream is still rattling from the explosion. Eames’s knuckles are bruised and split. He slings his rifle back across his shoulder.*
In which Kevin Jonas gets lost twice and is found each time, and Mike Carden is almost (but really not) a fourteen-year-old girl. Or, a story about getting lost and finding more than just your way.*
Using the Round Table for its intended purpose (though it’s not exactly what Merlin imagined).*
Bill Trumper was having one hell of a day, and didn’t care who knew it.* Sequel to The Blue of Desire. you’ll need to register for this.
In the wake of the dragon’s escape, Morgana is missing and Uther is running Arthur and his knights ragged with fruitless searching. As the hunt continues, Merlin must come to terms with his growing feelings for Arthur, his discomfort at the way Arthur throws himself into danger in order to prove himself to his father, and his suspicion that Morgause may not be as evil as he’d once thought. Just as things begin to fall into place, a revelation about Gwen’s past throws the court into turmoil, causing Uther’s rage to spiral out of control. Finally, prompted by the return of Mordred, Merlin and Arthur must choose between Uther’s Camelot and the people they love, perhaps including each other.*
Marengo Tower was the Tower for wayward Talents, those who had been sent to the edge of the galaxy to rot. It was a punishment duty, though of course no-one ever called it that. So how on Earth or off it did they get assigned a Prime? And a member of the legendary Jonas family at that? What could he have done to merit Marengo? (An extension/AU of the Tower & Hive series of books by Anne McCaffery.)*
The AU stepbrothers slash that no one asked for, but which the world needed.*
Bill Trumper has been receiving two dozen roses every week for an entire semester at Trillium University. Where are the flowers coming from, and how does Tom Kaulitz, a Natural Resources major with a green thumb, factor into the whole mess? Who knew in the dead of winter that love could blossom?*
Gibbs is spending Christmas with his dad up in Stillwater, but where’s Tony?*
Tony’s father’s trial puts strains on everyone’s relationships. Now that Tony has got Gibbs he plans on keeping him. This is a sequel to Plans, Rules and Yachts.*
It all starts –
No, really it starts when Mike picks up the phone after TAI’s set, when they’re back on the bus and heading for — fuck, he doesn’t know, somewhere else they’re supposed to be. Or maybe it started the first time he picked up the phone and said hey, since that’s what made the rest of it possible. But this time, he picks up the phone and he dials, and there’s no answer.*
The Cynic and his Optimist have been together since Christmas, and Bill, with his usual disdain for holiday commercialism and hypocrisy, has talked Tom out of celebrating Valentine’s Day. No cards, no jewelry, no chocolates, nothing. But is that really what Bill wants…?* Sequel to The Christmas Cynic.
When he rolled out of bed that afternoon, heated up some Philly Steak & Cheese Hot Pockets for breakfast, and then went to the office, Alec Hardison was not expecting to experience a paradigm shift.*
Arthur has always been pretty happy with his family (discounting Morgana, whom he still thinks most days could have been replaced with a Rottweiler to very similar effect), and he knows he’s pretty lucky that way.*
“So,” he says dully, “basically, I have no control over my own life, I’m supposed to marry a man I barely know, for fucked up political reasons that I couldn’t possibly care less about. What else is new?” In which personal is political and revolution is more complex than it seems.*
When a serial killer murders three marines on Atlantis, NCIS are called in to investigate. However, their arrival brings complications for everyone – revealing a lie, a prophecy, a secret and a nemesis. *
Or, “on the tip of the tongue.” Arthur meets Mal first. He inherits Dom, after. Everything else is on him.*
Mike doesn’t really know how these things happen to him. No, wait, he does. He can totally blame it on Bill. / Kevin doesn’t really know how these things happen to him. It’s possible he was a disobedient lemur in a past life and this is how the universe is letting him make amends. Or maybe there’s like, some kind of quota for number of crazy things a person has to do in his life, and fate’s just helping him along. But probably, probably it’s just Joe’s fault.*
“This is what you need to do,” Arthur says, and tightens his lips, staring hard at the cabinet behind Merlin. It’s his battle face, the face he makes right before he absolutely devastates someone, when he’s thinking over how to do it most efficiently. “You need to do it back to him.”*
It’s not actually happening. No, like – Kris knows what that little plus sign means, that little, evil plus sign, but – it’s not really there. This is all a hallucination. It makes so much sense.*
Bill thinks Tom should be sweeter. Tom’s kind of pissed that Bill doesn’t see it.* You’ll need to register for this.
When blind ex-cop Tony DiNozzo becomes witness to a crime, he turns to the investigating NCIS agent and gets more than he bargained for.*
The week that all of Kevin’s friends leave to go to college, he turns off the phone and plays eight different games of Monopoly with Nick.*
Arthur’s (nearly) ready to take it to the next level. For rufflefeather, who requested: First kiss leading to Merlin showing inexperienced!Arthur how to give a bj.*
Sex without love is a compromise that’s rarely cost Adam more than fleeting regret. Love without sex, no surprise, isn’t in his nature at all. *
Kevin Jonas, resident Maid Marian, is the eldest son of an infamous crime lord, and he is quiet, polite, shy, and very obedient. At least, until his sprawling suburban home is burglarized by Mike Carden, resident Robin Hood (sort of).*
After the Fischer job, some of the former team come together once again, but there is something off about Eames. Can Arthur and Ariadne find out what’s going on and can Arthur figure out how to fix it?*
Turns out Jim Kirk’s more than meets the eye, genetically speaking. There are a lot of consequences, mostly for Spock and his sanity.*
Kevin has a big, fat crush and a guitar class with Mike. Did I mention Kevin shares a dorm room with one Adam T. Siska… or that Mike happens to live with Bill who basically runs campus? Meanwhile the band is planning a huge surprise for the President’s annual Winter Soiree.*
Meet Kris Allen, freshman at Idol University, and out-and-proud gay man. And his roommate, fellow freshman Adam Lambert, who is… not.*
Eames used to think a long fuck was an hour, when at the end of it his hips are sore and he’s got a fucking charley horse and everybody’s gasping for air and dying for oxygen — he didn’t know shit.*
Bill’s radio show provides its listeners with their weekly dose of cynicism, and an extra helping in December, a time of year that brings out the worst in Bill Trumper, the Christmas Cynic. Enter one Tom Kaulitz, the most optimistic caller Bill’s show has ever seen…*
In his head there was always moonlight, but that’s what you get when the object of your highly illicit desires is a werewolf.*
Arthur’s first impression of William Eames was that no living man should ever have that much flour smeared over his face, that no real person should have that many tattoos, and that no person in his personal history had ever made Arthur feel so suddenly off-kilter without even saying a word.*
It’s time, probably past time, that Eliot needs to leave. His lovers view things differently.*
After the Jonas Brothers stopped being the Jonas Brothers and went back to being the plan old Jonas brothers, Joe went to LA to work in movies, Nick went to New York to work on music, and Frankie rebelled and ran off to Chicago. Kevin, though. Kevin just got divorced.*
Tom Trümper has had it with everything in his life, including himself. After smashing up one too many hotel rooms…and cars…and guitars…his management packs him off on vacation, but it’s not exactly what he signed up for. Stuck on a cruise he never would have sought in a million years, he meets Bill Kaulitz. Tom has to re-learn that it’s all about choices, and soon he’s going to be faced with the some of most difficult ones he’s ever had.*
Every Saturday night, every teenager in town tuned into Radio Freedom. Mike’s their biggest fan, and that was before he met their star DJ. Otherwise known as the pirate-radio AU.*
Kris was pretty used to getting picked up at the peace protests by now, and he knew all the tricks for making the most of it. Going dead weight so it took multiple cops to drag you off gave other people time to get away or keep the march going, making sure you didn’t have pockets or a bag or loose clothes made it hard for them to plant shit on you, weapons were bad news.*
He wakes up because there are people giggling in his dark dorm room.* Sequel to Piercing.
“You’re sleeping in your car.”
“…yeah,” Kris tries not to sound defensive.
“Outside a gay bar at 2 a.m.”
“Yeah.”
“You really don’t have any place to go, do you?”
“No, I do, I just. I can’t go back there at night,” Kris admits softly, unable to meet Adam’s eyes.*
In his first few months of college Spencer has figures out that he really does like guys, that his best friend and roommate, Ryan, has terrible taste in women, and this random guy he meets named Brendon is kind of ridiculously hot.*
“We’ll get it, and it’ll be cute for a day, and then I’ll be the one stuck feeding it and cleaning up after it,” Kevin says, trying to aim for his mom’s scary face and probably falling flat, because Mike just crowds into his space and smiles slow.
“Isn’t that exactly the same thing you said when I mentioned wanting kids?” he asks.*
“Every time I think of you, you’re gonna think of me,” Adam said, his voice dreamy and so, so pleased.*
Jared and Jensen are in love, have been for most of their lives. There is just one tiny little problem: Jensen is imaginary, and they can only be together in Jared’s dreams. How can Jared ever find true love in the real world when his heart belongs to a figment of his imagination?*
Kris’s friends sends him on a singles cruise to get over his not so recent break up. No one, least of all Kris, predicted he would end up falling for the entertainment. *
When Kris invited Adam to go camping, somehow Adam didn’t think he actually meant camping, as in tents, log fires, mosquitoes, and their parents… Set in the Cruise!fic ‘verse.*
Merlin accidentally makes everyone in Camelot fall in love with him. Everybody except Arthur, that is.*
Spencer’s standing by the escalator, sunglasses covering half of his face. One hand’s playing with his hair a little, the other’s wrapped around a cardboard sign with the word dork printed on it carefully. Brendon can’t help the grin that splits his face.*
Kevin quits showbiz, gets a divorce, goes to college, starts a band, and gets adopted by crazy people.*
Soldier Tom coming home, surprising Bill (and their parents, if related.) Bonus points if Tom is still in his uniform.*
In which Gawain mourns the loss of Bro Central and everyone else gets laid.*
Fourteen across was auspicious, and he was writing in the p when the left side of the plane sagged out from under them, and they dipped what felt like ten feet all at once. David grabbed for his coffee as it tipped and the dregs ran all over the puzzle book; across the aisle, Archie jerked awake and looked around, sleep-confused, and then said, “Oh my gosh.” A long black line of smoke was cutting horizontally across his window.*
This is a deleted scene from Winner Takes All, originally a follow-up to this bit:
It had been bad enough walking into the Top 36 and being informed hey, you are not allowed to leave the house after ten at night anymore; now here is your roommate, who is the nicest human being in the world and cute as a button and just the right size that you could lift him and wrap his legs around your waist and fuck him standing up. *
There are times when Merlin thinks Arthur is good and just. And there are times he doesn’t. Merlin never hesitates to show is disappointment.*
In a universe with no Federation, where First Contact never happened, Jim Kirk is your average popular guy. On Christmas Eve, thanks to a series of strange events, Jim finds himself in a parallel universe where the Milky Way is under the control of an alien race and ends up as a servant in the residence of the Royal House of Vulcan. As he starts adapting to his new life, Jim’s curiosity fucks everything up—but hey, Vulcans shouldn’t have told him that he isn’t allowed to enter this wing of the palace; Jim has never been good at following rules.*
McClane had this thing, where he went around talking to himself when he was agitated.*
When American’s shiniest superstar disappears in Japan, management calls in the only person likely to find him. Too bad, he’s also the last person who wants the job. (Originally written for the [info]aianonlovefest prompt: Taming of the Shrew-like story. Adam in total diva mode, and Kris is here to tame him.)*
Adam wakes up in a body that is strangely familiar. Twice.*
“Of all the questionable life-style choices Adam has made in his life (and there are a lot to choose from), he never expected volunteering at an ecological charity to be the one that ruined his life.”*
The problem, Kris thinks, isn’t the wolf’s instinctual surrender; it’s the human’s complete capitulation.*
“In the matter at hand, exact figures are impossible to ascertain. The Volunteers of the International Dragon Forces were never systematically counted during the war due in part to the fact that newly transformed dragons and other humans joined the IDF on an almost daily basis and also casualty rates among new recruits is believed to have been particularly high. Many of the attacks by bio-wops wiped out entire flights, leaving no surviving members to report the scale of the devastation. This report bases its estimate on testimony of IDF and allied personnel, physical evidence from scenes in Zambia, Holland and many other countries and the dedicated efforts of military intelligence from countries like the US. *
When Winona Kirk finds love with the small-town sheriff of Riverside, Jim is uprooted for his high school senior year to the middle of nowhere. But once Jim arrives, he gets wrapped up in the local mystery of a series of crop circles, along with finding himself drawn to a peculiar and enigmatic group of kids – especially one in particular, named Spock. Danger ensues, as Kirk unravels the meaning behind the crop circles, and why Spock and his family live in Riverside.*
“Can I have my hand back?” Adam says, chuckling nervously.*
The only reason Adam goes on the stupid camping trip is because of Keith.*
Alright, so I’ve tweaked the prompt a bit so that Kris is a brand new werefox and Adam is an alpha werewolf… because that’s how it started writing itself, and to keep it different from the awesome KitKris story that is.. full of awesome.*
Cadet Kris Allen fiddled with his uniform, trying to press away a possibly imaginary wrinkle with his fingertips.*
Just as Kris gets up the courage to tell Adam how he feels about him, Adam mysteriously disappears from a bad neighborhood. Finding himself involved in a high-stakes investigation, Kris faces off with their record label, the FBI, and the demons of his and Adam’s complicated past to uncover who, if anyone, could have taken Adam.*
Let’s be clear here, Adam knows that was a stupid thing to do. Adam knew that before, during, and after throwing that punch and you know what?* Scroll down for it. (I still love you Brangelina!)
It fucking figures, really, that they finally give n on the last night. A whole season, a whole tour and hours living in each other’s pockets and the sexual tension blows the day before they have to go back to the real world.* Scroll almost to the bottom of the comments for the second part.
I’d love an AU Kradam drabble where Adam is on tour in Arkansas and runs into Kris at a local gay bar. Of course Kris is infatuated. Flirting kissing would be fun, too.*
Adam bites his lip, sheepishly. “Under normal circumstances, we’d have five cycles of courtship to get used to each other, but these are not normal circumstances. We’re actually on a very strict timeline, Kristopher. Excuse me for being a little anxious this courtship seems to be going nowhere,” he says, defensively.*
Eames gets really frazzled, so to calm him down, Arthur takes out his cock for Eames to suck on.*
This takes place about a year and a half after the end of Sing Without A Song. Adam has released a new album and Kris has been signed and released an EP. Both are touring to support their projects; Adam has his usual giant crazy roadshow while Kris is playing bars and clubs, trying to build a fanbase without using Adam’s name. And… that’s where we join the boys.*
Eames never expected a smile to be his undoing.*
When Mal leans into his office and asks Eames what he did to his back, he can’t exactly say, “the new graphics intern,” so he says, “Oh, just stress, love.”*
The United Federation of Planets invites you to the wedding of His Serene Highness, James Tiberius Kirk, Prince of America, Duke of Iowa, Commander in Starfleet to His Royal Majesty, S’chn T’Gai Spock, King of the United Federation of Planets, Prince of Vulcan, Duke of Shi’Kahr, Duke of Washington, Earl of Seattle.* Sequel to Strive Seek Find Yield.
“Archie, we got married at — at Elvis’s Chapel O’ Love and Rainbows. And you’re fine with that?”*
Post-apocalyptic futurefic. The late summer sun is high over the base today, hot and intense. Kris tilts his face up and closes his eyes, pretending the hunters got fresh meat today, and that there are rain clouds on the horizon that’ll sift cool, clear water down on all their sweaty heads. Everybody has their happy place these days, but Kris tries to make his attainable. There’s no point in wishing the last five years never happened, because they did.*
“This isn’t something we do, Eames. It’s something we are.” Magical realism, soulbonding, d/s fusion. *
“I have been enchanted by some witch’s Magic, and I, Prince Adam of Andalasia, find myself a stranger in a strange land. May I call upon your kindness — or, if not your kindness, then the respect due to a visiting noble, and ask to be taken to your Court, and presented to your Monarch?”*
After years of working to break into the music industry, Adam is starting to let his bill-paying waiter job become more like a career. And then American Idol winner Kris Allen comes into his restaurant.*
A Modern day Merlin AU set at the University of St Andrews, featuring teetotal kickboxers, secret wizards, magnificent bodyguards of various genders, irate fairies, imprisoned dragons, crumbling gothic architecture, arrogant princes, adorable engineering students, stolen gold, magical doorways, attempted assassination, drunken students, shaving foam fights, embarrassing mornings after, The Hammer Dance, duty, responsibility, friendship and true love…*
Kris is attacked by a mugger. He wakes up the next morning in the apartment of a gorgeous stranger with no memory of who he is.*
Spock is heir to the Federation throne, Jim is Prince of America because his fucking brother abdicated, and the Klingons are on the verge of blowing shit up-a love story.*
After a score of resoundingly dull society suitors, Kris Allen still longs for only one man: the dashing scoundrel who kidnapped him two years ago. Adam Lambert has a secret: he’s the one Kris seeks – it is his kiss he still yearns for. Confessing to his abduction would bring disaster and scandal upon them both. But how can he convince Kris to forsake his pursuit of his dream lover when all he dreams of is holding him in his arms again?* Harlequin challenge.
Kris doesn’t mind when life gives him lemons. He is good at making the best of lemons. He just thinks it sucks that when life gives him creme brulee, he didn’t know what to do with it.*
Even though a day is hardly a long time for anything, it feels like a slow build to Kris.* Third in the series after Just a Glance Away and Something in Your Eyes.
Arthur joins the mile high club, Cobb joins the broken hearts club, Eames joins the smug extractors’ club, and Yusuf just wants to club everyone. Or, Eames steals Cobb’s point man.*
I don’t think I will write a proper sequel to More Myself with You, but I like that universe, and I intend to go back there from time to time. This is not a work in progress, as in I am not promising to continue anything. But I do believe I will. It’ll be fun to take a peek into their future.* I didn’t read the prequel to this, but I LOVED this sequel.
High school AU. Frank would like to know the logistics of going down on girls. Gerard can help him with that.*
“I’m not crazy or anything, I promise. If you could just pretend you know me for a couple of minutes, you’d be saving my life, I swear.”*
“This one’s to both of us,” Kris said, holding the shiny box up and giving it a shake. Adam came over and sat next to him on the couch, draping his legs over Kris’s. They had a couple of hours before anyone else was expected back and they kinda liked to open at least some of their fanmail when the other guys were gone. They’d gotten some… mildly embarrassing things in the past. “We’ve already gotten headphone splitters-”*
Jared Padalecki would really like to stop accidentally kidnapping the hot, angry guy with the smokin’ green eyes because – if nothing else – it makes it really damn difficult to talk to the man and get a date when he’s trying to climb out of a window or scale a twelve foot high fence to get away. *
“Eames, I don’t know what dictionary you’re working out of, but my definition of ‘favor’ does not entail asking someone you despise to play escort to your family’s Christmas party.”
Eames glares at him. “I’m not asking you to play escort, merely be my date.”*
In the 18 months since Proculus Media had swallowed up the paper, Dom Cobb has (a) offered Saito, their new publisher and overlord, oral sex to keep ads off the front page (it hadn’t worked), (b) started crying actual tears of exhaustion at a redesign meeting the fourth time Yusuf brought up page gutters to try and guilt him into ceasing his reign of terror (it hadn’t worked) and (c) tried to get Arthur to agree, peacefully, to work election night.*
Dom is actually Arthur’s father. The team finds out when Eames starts to seriously pursue Arthur and speaks out about Dom’s over-protectiveness.*
“Just for that, you’re buying the damned popcorn,” Eames replies.
Arthur ducks his head slightly, glancing out the window. “Such a gentleman,” he mocks, but without any heat.* Sequel to Dreams Are For Rookies.
Kris Allen is a Slayer, a Chosen One. Adam is the Master Vampire in Conway. They should hate each other on sight. They don’t.*
Kristopher d’Alleyne is a young knight who is the heir to his father’s lands and betrothed to the beautiful Lady Katherine of Connell, but on an impulse, he follows Richard the Lionhearted to the Holy Land for the Third Crusade. When chance crosses his path with that of a Jewish warrior/spy on a secret mission that could have implications for both the Christian and Muslim forces in the area, Kris finds that his life is changed forever.
Adam Lambeorht had been given by his parents at a young age to serve a secret cabal of powerful Jewish nobles based in Spain. When King Richard of England persuades other European monarchs to join his Third Crusade, Adam’s masters send him to the Holy Land on a mission crucial to Jewish interests. He is trained in the arts of war and usually works alone and in secret, but when Adam encounters Kristopher d’Alleyne, he can’t walk away from the injured knight, no matter what it might cost him.*
Instead of warning Eames off Arthur, I want a fill where Cobb actually gives him pointers.*
When life hands you lemons you’re supposed to suck it up and make lemonade, but what happens when life hands you lemonade? Kris thinks it sounds too good to be true; Adam tries to convince him that things happen for a reason.*
Listening to his dad play when he thinks Dylan is asleep makes Dylan kind of sad and worried. His dad is good, that’s what everyone says. But no one ever gets discovered in Arkansas. Alfie says even Baltimore is better if you want to be famous, but he still thinks that city kind of stinks, so he doesn’t recommend it to Dylan. He says they need to move to Los Angeles. That’s where all the famous people live. And Alfie has an Aunt Madeleine there, and he can totally come and visit sometimes.
Dylan doesn’t have his own computer, but his dad lets him use the one in the living room. He even has his own account there, with his very own user picture (Batman) and password (robinsux). So he already looked Los Angeles up, and he’s pretty sure Alfie is right about this. Because Los Angeles is where Adam Lambert lives, and if his dad is ever going to make an album and give concerts and stuff, Adam Lambert is the guy to help.*
Two months before the end of sophomore year, Arthur lets Ariadne talk him into “making an appearance” at a party held by the captain of the soccer team, way to hell and gone out in the suburbs. The house is over-sized, the music too loud, and no one, save a half dozen people, can remember Arthur’s name. It’s pretty much his idea of hell.
And that’s all before he chugs four beers in the kitchen to avoid talking to anyone and somehow ends up in a closet during an impromptu game of Seven Minutes in Heaven.*
Acclaimed songwriter Kris Allen is finally laying down his own recording of his songs. He’s retired to the studio for a month, and he’s taken a vow: until the recording’s done, there’ll be no drinking, no partying, and definitely no girls. Everything’s going to be dedicated to the music. Until rock star Adam Lambert, recently returned from touring, turns up at the studio to remind Kris that he signed a contract to write a song to become Adam’s next single release – and Adam prefers to collaborate on every song that’s created for him.*
“Eames.” Arthur resists shoving a hand through his hair. “We can’t just go around looking like—”
“Like teenagers?” Eames’ smile gets disgustingly wide.*
Kris Allen is tired of always being cast as the best friend in other people’s lives. When he first meets Adam Lambert and actually manages to ask him out on a date he thinks things will be different, but history repeats itself all over again and Kris is stuck pining over a guy that just wants to be his friend. But is it really only friendship Adam wants, and is Kris really just going to take it this time when there’s so much at stake?*
College student Adam Lambert doesn’t really believe in the magical powers of knitting needles until he meets Kris Allen, knitting shop owner by day and gay erotica writer by night. Kris is an enigma wrapped in an adorable package and Adam finds himself wanting to strip away his layers (literally as well as figuratively), but at the end of the day will that be enough to make Adam mess with his carefully laid plans, or will his desire to “make it” stand in the way of true love?*
“This looks delicious,” Eames fucking lies, because the only accurate statement would be This looks like intestines, and he would like Arthur to continue to shagging him.* Laughed until I CRIED.
In which Adam (a rock star) meets Kris (a single dad) at an Emergency Room in Arkansas at the end of a particularly shitty night. Also features: San Francisco, fresh starts, baked goods, OCs, cameo appearances by Matt and Megan, pirates, monsters with garbage heads and a recording studio.*
“Kriiiiis!” Allison came sailing down the stairs and nearly knocked him right back into the coach before he had even managed to get both feet on the ground. Kris steadied himself with one hand and hugged her with the other, grinning ruefully: and he’d worried that he’d find her turned into too much of a proper young lady. The black dress made her look older than her seventeen years, and technically you could say her hair was up, but half of it had come spilling down in back. *
In which Cobb decides two babysitters are better than one, Saito proves that money can buy happiness, and Eames is excellent with children. Oh, and Arthur’s a fucking Disney princess.*
The first thing Kris saw was the car. It was huge, and really shiny, and it had clouds of steam billowing out from under the hood, which would get your attention even if you weren’t into cars. The second thing Kris saw was the guy standing in front of it, with his hands on his hips and a trucker hat on his head and a helpless expression on his face.*
Cook is a jaded, small-town bartender who doesn’t play music anymore. Archuleta is a high school student who wants more out of his life than what everyone has planned for him. After they meet, they discover what types of things a person should never give up on. *
This is sort of an alternate-reality rather than a full AU. David Archuleta won Idol in Season 7, and David Cook is still a musician, but he was never on Idol at all. Here, they meet for the first time, right before Christmas, in a house that’s accidentally been rented to them both at the same time.*
Written with this prompt in mind, which asked for slutty, submissive Arthur. Sweaty, raunchy, multiple-orgasm kind of sex.*
Being a singer has always been Kris’s dream. Being a superhero is just an accident of birth.*
Kris is determined to win Adam’s heart and if it take a tiara and a sparkly wand (the plastic kind, thank you very much) to get Adam to notice him, he’s willing to go all in. *
Kris hates the rush hour train with a passion but a certain tall dark stranger makes it worth his while. In more ways than one.*
Future fic. Eight years and a hundred songs later Adam shows up on Kris’s bus-step and follows him on tour. *
Having missed his chance at trying out for S8, Kris had watched in awe as Adam Lambert destroyed the competition that year. Now, he’s gotten into the finals of S9 and Adam is a guest singer on the show.* Sequel to Rewriting HIstory.
High School AU. Most of the time Kris is okay, he really is, but then out of the blue a stray thought will hit him from that subconscious part of the mind that just won’t get it and the hurt will come back to the front like it was yesterday and not three years ago. *
When single father Merlin Emerson discovers that the man who denied him thousands of dollars that was his due has gotten amnesia, he seizes his chance for revenge by pretending to be his husband. The joke is on him though when he realises that Arthur Pennington is possibly even more wonderful that he ever could have imagined…*
“Humans do not come with the Fae’s built-in ability to recognize True Love, in fact they are likely to crap a Good Thing in the face. (Observe: Not literally, there is no need to keep wet wipes and sanitizers handy.) If that is the case for you and your True Love, you need to be patient. While the Fae recognize the fact that Destiny has their balls in vice-like grip, humans like to believe there actually is such a thing as Free Will. (Obviously, they’ve never met Destiny. My apologies, Destiny is a fair and beautiful lady who conducts her business in a very ladylike and efficient manner…)” – Interspecies Relationships: The Manual, by Aaron Long-Winded.*
People you kiss in an airport baggage claim and then don’t talk to for thirteen months shouldn’t be able to exist, let alone make your chest do the things Arthur’s chest is doing. There are rules.*
A. Graham Cole was twenty-one years old when he was killed in action in Iraq. At the time of his death, he was a corporal with the psychological operations unit of the United States Army. He was four days away from wrapping up his third tour in the Middle East and had already packed for his return stateside. This is the official story.*
Having missed his chance at trying out for S8, Kris had watched in awe as Adam Lambert destroyed the competition that year. Now, he’s gotten into the finals of S9 and Adam is a guest singer on the show.*
Zach respects Chris’ privacy – he does, really – but it seems that Chris barely respects Chris’ privacy. Why else would he have a folder under “Downloads” on his hard drive labeled “WANK”? *
It was love at first sight, and Merlin knew it – when it came to the flat, that was. Merlin wasn’t anything like as clear about the man he was going to have to live with.*
“I mean, you guys are like–you’re like soul mates or something. Come on! You’re Kris and Adam, man!”*
How Arthur Pendragon, Director of Communications for Prime Minister Gaius, and his assistant, Merlin Emrys, fell in love – a story in goldfish, cats, webcomics, cups of tea, and sharpies.*
The box showed up during tour rehearsals, and since Adam had all the self-restraint of a three-year-old on Christmas, he opened it right there on the spot and then started laughing so hard he fell over sideways onto the floor and lay there wheezing.* Buh.
Due to a HILARIOUS MISHAP, Tamaki thinks Haruhi is in love with Kyouya, and decides to hatch a brilliant plan to keep Kyouya from Haruhi and show Haruhi how fickle love is. But who is right for Kyouya, anyway? How much does Haruhi know? Why are the twins so smug? And where did the chalkboard in the garden come from? *
Merlin is an indie geek who works at a used books, cd and record store. (And by indie geek anon would like the whole stereotype. Listens to weird rock bands, read obscure books, big black framed glasses.)
Arthur is the average golden-boy-super-jock-perfect-preppy-soccer-captain. He sees Merlin somewhere and instantly starts going out of his way, going to Merlin’s store, reading his weird books and listening to his weird music just to impress him.*
Arthur would probably have forgotten about him, looked away and maybe had one more drink before heading home because he rather desperately wanted to be curled up in bed with his cat, Sasha, watching Lost and drinking hot chocolate (absolutely no one knew of this ritual except, of course, Sasha, who had promised never to tell). But suddenly the guy opened his eyes and looked directly at Arthur, and something in Arthur felt total, final recognition. Whatever was in this skinny, awkward kid’s eyes was exactly what was inside Arthur– a deep-seated, unending loneliness, the knowledge that there could never be anybody who understood or wanted him.*
Gerard has been in love with his best friend and bandmate for years. It sucks. Especially because he’s convinced himself that Frank does not feel the same. But a series of events including a long overdue break from touring, gastroenterology specialists, a new puppy and a visit from a know-it-all brother and his smart-as-hell wife, make Gerard question his assumptions.*
Jim wants to ride that (and by “that” he means “Spock’s dick”) into the sunset.*
Okay, so it had been really sweet of Kris the night of the finale, and Adam was not ashamed to admit it had made his sniffling inner thirteen-year-old girl feel a lot better at the time.*
Colin’s a baker who makes cupcakes by day, and takes care of his pet hedgehog by night (which sounds a lot more exciting than it is. Or scratch that. It doesn’t really sound all that exciting, now does it?) Well, that is until he falls in love with a clown (no, really – an actual guy dressed like a clown. A guy called Bradley.) After that Colin basically spends his days thinking about Bradley, and his nights thinking about Bradley some more. It’s still not all that exciting; but it’s really all the excitement Colin needs. * Okay, clowns. Adorable story, but I’m considering a new warning.
Two secret relationships + one flat = a good dose of hilarity and a little bit of drama.*
Arthur’s a corporate lawyer, Eames owns the coffee shop across the street, and all good love stories start with a quadruple shot latte.*
It’s not like Kris is trying to jerk off to pictures of Adam. It just keeps happening.*
His name is Adam, and like his namesake he was the first of his kind. A true pinnacle of cyberhuman evolution. An exemplar of the most creative technology ever conceived. A mesh of metal and meat, perfect in every way. Except one. He is uncontrollable. Even now, teams of our finest hunters are tracking down even the vaguest of rumours. But until he decides to step into the daylight, we may sit and wait.
The problems started with permission, or the lack thereof. Our scientists presented hours of testimony, studies and deductions to the relevant authorities but the Ethics Board turned down all our proposals. But that one single denial should stand before the march of scientific discovery was anathema to us. Completely unthinkable. We knew better than they. We were Cerberus. We would not be constrained by their cowardice and superstition. But now, I fear that the history books will hold the judgment. And that it will not be in our favor.*
They were childhood/teenage sweethearts but Arthur’s family moved away (because Uther detested Merlin but Arthur doesn’t know this) and they promise to write. After Uther’s death Arthur finds all the letters from Merlin he never received. All the time he thought Merlin had forgotten him. Arthur seeks him out.*
As a New Year’s Resolution, Merlin and Gwen set forth on a year long journey to have one new experience per month. Along the way, they meet Arthur, Lance, Leon and Morgana.*
“It’s not that I don’t understand the allure.” Sasha Reid said leaning back in her chair and sipping from her water glass. “I just don’t understand what the big deal is.” Her honey brown eyes narrowed as Derek chuckled in a smug way.*
Merlin is made into a girl when Arthur gets him out of the tree. Cue massive teasing, underwear shopping, and newfound lust.*
Uther blamed Arthur for Igraine’s death but couldn’t bring himself to kill him. Instead he keeps him locked up because Arthur looks just like Igraine and he can’t bare to look at him. Uther remarries and has other kids so the heir issue isn’t a problem. Merlin comes to Camelot and he accidently comes across the place where Arthur is locked away. They talk through the door and eventually end up falling for each other.*
It sort of sneaks up on him, halfway through the train ride to Niagara Falls, during an innocuous moment when Parker casually props her feet up on an empty seat, her calf brushing his in the cramped space.*
A Kept Boy is an RPS AU involving slavery, abuse (adult and child) in all forms (verbal, physical, mental), inequalities of power, and dark, adult concepts regarding same. At heart, it’s a love story, but it goes through some bad, dark places to get there. Be warned, if any of these are not your cup of tea. This is in no way a true story.*
He’d offered to be a mentor, but he hadn’t really thought that through at the time. Now he’s accidentally outed Kris and he’s pretty sure the only way to make it up to him is to take him under his wing. Strictly in a mentor/mentee way, of course.*
Arthur introduces Merlin to Gwen and Morgana for the first time (double date?) and they realise that he’s deaf. Half way through the date/day out Arthur starts signing to Merlin (because . . . the music gets too loud/feedback-y to use his hearing aids or something) and Gwen and Morgana are really impressed at how much dedication he’s putting into the relationship.*
“So who are you going to marry?” Uther demanded.
“No idea, father,” Arthur replied.
Uther thwacked his glove loudly on the arm of the throne. “Then it’ll have to be Morgana!”
Arthur looked horrified. “Morgana – no way, father! I’d rather marry Merlin!”*
Arthur/Merlin, he wakes up naked, sticky, and with a cock still inside of him. Bonus points for temporary amnesia!
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur accidentally ingests a poison/potion that makes him almost uncontrollably horny
Arthur/Merlin, aware of being under a love spell, but helpless to its effects. (Like, say, for instance, Arthur manages to offend a sorceress, who in turn wants to teach him some humility and puts a spell on him to make him fall in love with Merlin (before running off cackling into the woods), and Arthur knows it’s a spell, but it doesn’t make it any easier for him not to want Merlin, or to resist any other of the spell’s effects. But, you know, could be Merlin under the spell, doesn’t matter to me. :D)*
Kris needs someone to take care of him on tour. Adam is fabulous in many ways. And sometimes things are what they look like. *
Arthur is a world class violinist, trapped in Sydney, Australia, by his fear of flying. In the wake of a mediocre concert, vicious critics and with barely a month to go before his next (hopefully reputation-saving) recital, Arthur is almost at breaking point. When his accompanist, Morgana, breaks her wrist in a car accident, Arthur is more or less doomed. And the story begins, when the Maestro at the conservatoire, Gaius Stresemann, recommends his protege Merlin Emrys to step in. Merlin, who plays by ear, as he pleases and really just wants to be a kindergarten teacher.
Well. The story really starts six months previously when Arthur passes out drunk outside Merlin’s shoe-box apartment.*
“Wereanimal!Jensen has been on his mating quest since he didn’t find his mate within his pack. It’s getting to a critical point where Jensen might go feral and claim his mate where ever and when ever he finds him. Jared is Jensen mate and “unfortunately” for both of them Jensen finds him in a packed college bar, at least there’s a pool table in the back.” *
I’d love it if Arthur had a sort of cause into it and wasn’t simply suddenly stalkerish. Example scenario: Arthur is a sport reporter that always has gorgeous and sensual pictures of athletic figures. After he reports a case of another stalker being caught, he goes “now, that one’s a sport I never looked into. As it happens, a Hot Guy caught my attention a while ago, so for the sake of Science I’ll try to stalk him for two weeks and report to you, faithful readers, my observations. [poll: Will I get embarrassingly caught? Yes No As Long As you Give us Pictures ticky!]*
Sitting at the top of “Uther’s All Time Parenting Backfires” is Arthur’s fellow colleague and clumsy best friend – Merlin Emrys.*
When Merlin Emrys is sent on a ’round-the-world assignment, he begins remembering a life of magic, dragons, and kings. To make matters worse, a strange woman starts stalking him along the way. And that’s before he even meets Arthur Pendragon, whose answer to climate change is going to save the world. Because apparently just saving Britain won’t be enough this time around.*
Modern AU. They’re both voice actors for a show where their characters are in love/in a relationship/sleeping together but they’ve never met. They meet at a press function or passing each other in the studio and find that life imitates art.*
During the day, King Arthur and Court Sorcerer Merlin belong to the world. In the time between first and second sleep, they belong to each other. Originally for the kinkmeme prompt: Arthur/Merlin, segmented sleep http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Segmented_sleep [the relevant bit from Wikipedia: Segmented sleep, divided sleep, bimodal sleep pattern and interrupted sleep are modern Western terms for a polyphasic or biphasic sleep pattern found in medieval and early modern Europe and many non-industrialised societies today, where the night's sleep is divided by one or more periods of wakefulness.] *
Zach wants to do something very special and entirely unexpected for Chris’s birthday. This requires a Christmas tree. In August. Wackiness ensues.*
Set during 1×5. Arthur and Lancelot escape to Arthur’s quarters for some one-on-one time and Merlin naturally finds a way to get in the middle. (Or: Merlin is the best bottom in Camelot, like there was every any doubt).*
Working in the theatre was not what Bradley had pictured himself doing. Cue a little play called “Merlin”, and the nine months that changed his life. Playing Arthur Pendragon made sense. That Bradley found a new family, and Colin, in the process was just a bonus.*
Merlin was adopted as a baby – he’s always known that – but when he turned twenty he found he had a half-sister: the feisty and sort of scary Morgana. Merlin moved to sleepy Camelot to be closer to her, settling into life as a mild-mannered greengrocer, catering to his passion for in-season fruits and vegetables. To make things even better, Morgana’s adoptive brother is coming back from America and Merlin will get a brother too! Life is pretty peachy. But… Arthur Pendragon is not at all what Merlin had expected. He’s arrogant, funny, beautiful – he completely flummoxes Merlin at every turn. But really, Merlin doesn’t think his new sort of maybe not brother person is hot. That would we weird, right?*
Can the most famous film star in the world fall for just an ordinary (well, kind of) guy?*
Merlin is invited to compete in a tournament of magic. Sure, he’d like to become the champion of all Albion, but first he has to get past giant creatures, a seductive sorceress, and the crown prince of Camelot.*
In which Colin has writer’s block, Katie is helpful, Bradley makes coffee, Angel is awesome, and along the way something kind of wonderful happens.*
‘It’s only just a crush, it’ll go away; it’s just like all the others it’ll go away.
Or maybe this is danger and you just don’t know; you pray it all away, but it continues to grow.’*
An accident leaves Spock with amnesia. His last memory is bringing a cadet up on charges for cheating on the Kobayashi Maru – a cadet who, to his disgust, is now his bondmate. *
Jim has a new obsession. It lives in his first officer’s trousers.*
Merlin Emrys’ journey from Paddington Station to Imperial College’s South Kensington campus was proving to be much less straightforward than the one from Cardiff to London.*
Modern AU. Based (very loosely) on this 1939 movie with David Niven and Ginger Rogers, in which Niven is the Son in (wait for it) J.B. Merlin and Son Department Store. THIS IS TOO BIZARRE FOR ME TO BE MAKING IT UP, OKAY. What’s even more bizarre: I did not remember that fact when I first thought of making this a Merlin fic, though perhaps it was burned into the dark, cobwebbed recesses of my brain.*
Arthur thinks the space-time continuum is messing with him, but perhaps it’s actually making things the way they’re meant to be. *
Merlin knows that getting off fastest when he’s got some BDSM porno playing loud on the computer doesn’t mean he’d really like to be that bloke, gagged and bent over and bound. Right?*
On the way back from their roadtrip around Wales, the boys encounter a rain apocalypse. Colin makes a playlist to die to, KitKats get squashed, Bradley changes his name to Margaret, and they find out exactly how much room there isn’t in the back of a rented Ford Focus.*
In which the boys pretend to still be together for Christmas (and there is more than one kind of charade).*
I’ve always wanted to do a Take Your Fandom to Work type of AU. Therefore, I bring you Merlin via the United States Air Force, the 19th ASOS Combat Weather Team, and Fort Campbell Army Airfield, Kentucky. The title is from the song Fantasies, by Rogue Wave, which is the song I’m listening to for inspiration with this fic, having finally broken my addiction to “Neopolitan Dreams”.*
Arthur and Merlin have shared a living space for over six years and can hear each other very clearly through the wall between their rooms.*
Bradley takes Colin on a date. Colin thinks he might be a giant space lizard.*
Modern AU. When Merlin Emrys gets a summer job at Buckingham Palace, he doesn’t expect to even meet King Arthur, let alone become involved in protecting him from a plot to overthrow the monarchy.*
In which Arthur goes on blind dates, Merlin is his waiter, and everyone takes a ride on the crazy train. *
If he were the kind of person who got sad instead of angry he would have died when he was nine and his fingernails were breaking on the last rocky inch of solid ground.*
As filming for the second series draws to a close, Colin thinks his biggest problem is evading one of Bradley’s goodbye hugs. It isn’t. It’s that he’s about to do something that’s fourteen different kinds of stupid: fall in love. *
Merlin is an emo/goth hairstylist and Arthur has been his number one customer since the beginning. Merlin finally takes matters into his own hands after waiting for so long.*
Something is stalking through the streets of Camelot and taking its women. Arthur devises a plan to trap whoever is behind the deed with the brilliant idea of using Merlin as bait. The plan doesn’t go as well as hoped, and Merlin winds up injured. How deep do Arthur’s affections for his servant and friend run – what is he willing to do to save his life? How will a man who will be King choose to save his people from a deadly predator – and at what price?*
At the end of their first year of university Arthur decides to take Merlin on a road trip, and holds on to the hope that before it’s over they’ll be more than just friends. Morgana decides she and Gwen are going to come along, and Merlin and Gwen decide they’re both insane. Along the (admittedly short) road to true love there are roller coasters, flat tires, chocolate, sheep, pillow fights, food fights, keychains, and memories that will last a lifetime. *
In which Arthur fucks Merlin for a hazing ritual (and then there is talk about wallpaper). *
Originally posted on the kinkme_merlin (on livejournal) post for the prompt: Modern AU, “Merlin is Arthur’s booty call”. In the end, it turned out that was only the beginning, and what ensued was a story of the power of true love. It never gets old, although this story does make mention, many times, of antiques.*
Arthur is a handsome and eligible bachelor with a well paid job in the City and a luxury penthouse flat in Canary Wharf. His life is the stuff of dreams … Just not his. After his sister gets a lodger it seems that Arthur’s life has taken an even bigger turn for the worse. Until, of course, he falls in love. Unfortunately, the path to true love is never smooth, and sometimes requires reckless driving, illegal parking and chasing after trains.*
When Leon’s still suffering from the dragon’s attack several months later, Merlin is anxious to help. Meanwhile Arthur goes hunting, Merlin dabbles in things that he shouldn’t, and they find themselves on a quest with an unusual companion….*
This can’t possibly work, Bradley tells himself. No way is there space for Colin to fuck him beside the butt plug. Surely he’s going to remove it.*
A strange anomaly has somehow transported the older versions of Jim, Spock, and McCoy to the new time line where the young, new crew must now observe what could be their future.*
Merlin is definitely supposed to work for Arthur, but spends most of his time mocking Arthur’s dress sense, berating him via IM with Morgana, sending Gwen capslock-filled emails about him and, most of all, trying not to fall in love with the shiny-shoed ponce. Arthur, meanwhile, is definitely supposed to be taking over his father’s company some day, but instead spends most of his time scowling at Merlin, making lists about him, trying to find excuses to fire him and, most of all, trying to pretend he is totally not head-over-heels for the jumped up little upstart. Someone’s got to make some difficult choices eventually, and this can only lead to one thing: angst. Or hilarity. Or, embarrassingly enough, self-discovery.*
Things are heating up with the Order, and Harry is growing in power. Harry starts a dangerous romance with Malfoy just so he can feel like a “real” teenage boy. *
Cadet Kirk, while trying to create a machine capable of generating an infinite improbability field, accidentally makes a sentient machine instead, a machine calling himself ‘Spock’. What does one do with an android?*
An alien anomaly changes Jim in a way no one could have predicted. His relationship with Spock is ultimately put to the test.*
Jim’s mind is most dynamic – and as the Vulcan debate team finds out, it is most pleasurable to meld with him. Too bad for them, Spock is not anywhere near willing to share (Jim is his, even if the human does not know it yet).*
Sesshoumaru is wishing he’d just stayed home when he sees her across the room. Her eyes paralyze him, full of promises of great pleasures to come. It was supposed to be a one night stand, but will one night be enough?*
Kagome’s niece is left orphaned by a tragic car wreck, leaving Kagome to raise her alone. Or so she thought…help comes from an unexpected source, Sesshoumaru.*
The war changed everyone. Harry comes back to eighth year knowing exactly what he wants, and unfortunately for him, so does Draco. Is it just Harry’s imagination, or is his worst enemy harbouring a secret? Harry finds out about Draco’s new side and definitely doesn’t want to help. But it’s not really up to him.*
An obligatory amnesia story, but with a twist. Jim believes he has lost Spock, after seeing him die. Later he discovers that Spock is alive, but suffers from a memory loss. Jim wants Spock to remember everything, but he doesn’t know what he’s asking for.*
After a problem involving pheromones and the transporter, Jim has been turned into a girl. How will he deal with his new body, a new outlook, and a certain monthly gift do you suppose? How will the rest of the crew?*
There’s been an outbreak on New Vulcan: Vulcan men of all ages are going through Pon Farr years earlier than expected.*
In spite of all their differences, Sesshoumaru and Kagome discover common ground… on the ice. A whirlwind romance of the Olympic variety.*
April 12th, 2000.
Dear Mr Potter,
You are cordially invited to the Twentieth Annual Charity Gala for the War Orphans Trust, which will be held at Malfoy Manor on May 25th, 2000. As I am sure you know, this is a very important event on the charity calendar, and it would give the W.O.T. great pleasure if you would attend as our guest of honour.
Your speedy reply is greatly appreciated.
Yours Sincerely,
D. A. Malfoy, Vice President, W.O.T.*
set during chapter six of Foundations, post-Christmas.*
“Oh, for God’s sake, Jim,” McCoy said, every word dripping with exasperation, “this has to be the craziest thing I’ve ever heard, and that’s saying something when it’s coming from you!”*
When one door closes, another one opens… with a bit of a push. Life, love, and complications. Sequel to Reparations.*
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places.*
Fifteen of Jim’s secret talents that came in handy on missions, and one time it was just for fun.*
“Don’t you think that life should be gay, and bright and lovely, like champagne?” (Cary Grant as Nickie Ferrante, An Affair to Remember, 1957). As it happens I do, so I wrote this – with all respect intended to Cary Grant, Deborah Kerr and 20th Century Fox, as well as to Paramount et al.*
Inspired by screamlet’s excellent First Date, after which leupagus hypothesized that Chris Pine was thisclose to giving it all up and going back to Berkeley to teach English literary theory. Screamlet, bless her heart, didn’t call the police.*
Five Times Nick and Mia would’ve totally Done It had it not been for the fact that this is a kid’s movie.*
Fiona is taken to Ireland during “Long Way Back” and Sam and Michael go after her.*
A club, a mask, and low lighting give Chris the opportunity he’s been waiting for. *
The one where Chris has stupid glasses and a lot of paperbacks, Zach knows too much for his own good, there are at least two lap dances, and everybody wants to sleep with Dorothy Parker. “Quinto Mad Libs,” Cho says. “My date was: mean adjective, meaner adjective, devastating five-syllable mean adjective.”*
Once upon a time, I put two kinks on [info]trek_rpf_kink, and [info]smutjunkie wrote Buch Dich in response to them, in which a) Zach has a photography kink and b) Zach spews helpless dirty talk. I was so entirely delighted with her story that I sequeled it, and this is the result.*
“Elizabeth,” he said, aggrieved. “She calls me. At my house. When I refused to answer her questions, she hacked my Tivo and erased all my backlogged Simpsons episodes. She snuck off-world once disguised as an adolescent Jaffa. With her around, it’s impossible to keep any kind of secret. Frankly, she’s a menace.” Set after SGA’s The Siege Part III. Futurefic for Veronica Mars.*
Veela don’t have destined mates, and thank Merlin for that. Draco wants to date Harry Potter because Harry is one of the few people in the wizarding world who treats him decently. But when Harry refuses, with his refusal focused on Draco’s creature blood, Draco sets out on a different journey than he ever expected.*
It takes a lot of persuading to get “Spock” and “shore leave” to interact on any meaningful level.*
It’s the first year of Auror training for Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, and…Draco Malfoy, But with Hagrid, Snape’s second Pensieve, rogue Death Eaters, Auror classes, and someone trying to start a second war to worry about, Harry might not have the time to pay that much attention to Malfoy. At first, anyway.*
Bending at the knees to unceremoniously drop himself back down onto the sofa, Zach reaches for the remote and says, possibly joking, “God, you’d make the worst two beer queer ever.”*
Brain-damaged by a Dark curse, Harry is seeing auras that no one else can see and visions that don’t come true and speaking Latin instead of English. The Healers want him to go back to normal. Draco Malfoy thinks his future should be different from his past.*
Pine knows he’s a little infatuated with the man, but he can’t bring himself to care.*
Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP – there’s plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. Even if you’re not a Jake fan, you’ll like Jake here – trust me!*
The one where Mama Allen finally steps in because really, the boys are just being silly.*
Kris moves in with Adam, Adam is as dumb as a stump and his gaydar is still broken.*
In which Kris finds a puppy and the laws of probability change dramatically.*
Eliot listened to the now familiar sounds of his colleagues footsteps and the muffled thud of his own sturdy, rubber soled boots, which stopped, seemingly of their own volition.*
“You get you don’t have to take up a grand gesture lifestyle so I feel secure in your affections, right? I feel pretty secure.”*
When Adam and Archie are kidnapped all Kris and Cook can do is wait and hope for their loved ones to be returned to them.*
Clark decides on a change of lifestyle. Lex decides on a change in the status quo. And the world’s doomed.*
Parker wants to try out some new toys. Eliot’s game in every possible way, and so is Alec (even if Alec can’t juggle the way Eliot can).*
When Alec and Eliot bring Ronon home, some parts of the paradigm get shifted around.*
You’d think by now they’d realize that Parker just doesn’t think the way they do.*
Someone from Eliot’s past shows up, and if Alec doesn’t stop flirting with her, Eliot is going to kill him.*
Tony’s testing out some new armor, but he’s late getting home — which means Pepper has every reason to experiment with some of his armor’s more interesting systems.*
When a virus ends the world in a plague of zombies, Eliot Spencer travels the country around with Parker and Hardison, helping pick up the pieces. Hardison builds a website.*
“Now listen. I know you don’t think of yourself as a famous person, but news flash, non-famous people don’t get invited to things by Lady Gaga, so do me a favor and pretend you’re a normal celebrity, just for tonight, okay?” from a prompt at aianonlovefest.*
Another meme fic! Would you look at that. Jim wakes up with girl parts, freaks out, and runs to Spock. Spock takes the opportunity to sex him up a bit. The two of them are emotionally retarded for a few long paragraphs, and then complications ensue.*
Kirk needs to get married for political reasons. Spock offers himself as the logical choice.*
It’s hot enough that there’s sweat pooling along Jim’s collarbone and in his hair, slightly uncomfortable and soaking his pillow, but damn if he cares when Spock leans down and licks a path up his neck, jaw, and cheek with a flat and broad tongue, and he likes that there’s something of his there for Spock to lick off.*
“Try to look on the bright side, kid,” he says awkwardly, feeling pretty damn under qualified for this situation. “It’s not all bad. I have it on good authority there are some benefits.”*
Spock finds out about Kirk/Prime!Spock’s mind meld while performing a mind meld on Kirk and takes the older Spock to task for what he considers a violation of Kirk.*
Kirk/Spock; fucking machine. Kirk on the receiving end, really being fucked open and taking it, while Spock has the controls. Bonus points for the machine being alien technology.*
Mpreg fics are awesome, but not necessary here (though loved). basically, Kirk and Spock are having sexytimes and it could even be somewhere totally private, but then their kid (who’s old enough to know that, y’know, it’s not normal that part of father is in daddy) catches them and freaks out.*
Particularly chapters 1, 11, 13, and 16.
Because there is not enough genius!Kirk. An angry priestess (or whatever cliche’d aggrieved Kirksex-victim) completely strips Kirk of all his sexual impulses. Suddenly Kirk is super-genius smart and nice and sensitive and not-an-ass and the crew has much rejoicing. Then Kirk in his disgustingly genius smartyness starts stepping on toes when he shows he’s fully capable of running the whole ship all by his nerdy lonesome, and it gets so bad that the crew runs back to the priestess (or etc aggrieved party) and begs her(/him/it/they/?) to put his perviness back . Gen is cool, especially since Kirk has no sex-drive, but K/S makes this one swoooon. Specific prompt is specific…*
Mm-kay. We’ve all seen how Spock Prime’s pacifism goes out the window when his Kirk was in danger and he gets all, SHOOT IT, SHOOT IT, KILL IT, KILL IT — YOU’RE NOT SHOOTING IT FAST ENOUGH! OH, FUCK, EVERYBODY, THROW ROCKS AT THE JIM THREATENER!* Read the prompt. BEST.EVER.
The translators aren’t working, and apparently this is the one language that Uhura never learned, and it’s a recently spacefaring civilization, so it’s not related to anything she does know. They’re also yelling really, really loud.*
Basically, I see Spock as being nonchalant in most aspects of his life. Why would a pregnancy be any different? Let’s say he goes into pon farr and mates Kirk. Unexpectedly, he finds himself pregnant. And quite nonchalantly goes about his business as usual even as everyone else on the ship goes slightly crazy over OMG PREGNANT SPOCK and the like.
Bonus points if Spock figures out he’s pregnant on his own and declines to inform anyone – including Kirk – until a physical with McCoy.*
Kirk/Spock. Epic, epic kissing. Remember the transporter room S/U necking? Something like that. The crew is all assembled to bid their captain good luck on his crazy dangerous mission and emotions are running high. Just prior to energizing K is thinking he just might not come back and this will be his only opportunity for a taste of the first officer he’s secretly!madly!inlove! with. Shock and awe amongst K and crew when Spock returns the kiss (and how!) because of course he’s also secretly!madly!inlove! with Kirk.*
Zutara, set two years after Sozin’s Comet, with some Sukka and Taang thrown in for good measure!*
Kirk manages to get himself turned into a girl for 48hrs or so, and of course once he’s been deemed healthy he runs off to have some fun, alone, in his room. Spock walks in later to find Kirk frantically finger-fucking himself but not quite able to get himself (herself?) to orgasm… it is only logical that Spock rectify this situation. Multiple times. After making Kirk beg for it. Perhaps he will then allow Kirk to fuck himself on his cock and finally let him get off by himself.*
Jim and Spock are in a established relationship, but when Starfleet sends Kirk secret orders to sleep with a foreign leader for a much needed medicinal trade, he decides that the needs of many outweigh those of the few. Now, he must deal with the unbelievable fallout. Oh, and the disgusting beauty of top secret missions is that you can’t tell anyone the truth.*
So everyone knows Kirk’s a genius, right? Well, knowing and believing are two different things. And that pisses off the crew, who wouldn’t be alive without Kirk’s brand of intelligence and they love him, trouble magnet that he is and all. Kirk, of course, finds it pragmatic if other people don’t believe it (he likes being underestimated) but really doesn’t care one way or the other.
So to the prompt: ?# (anon’s decision) times a member of the crew did something to show off Kirk’s genius to the rest of Star Fleet (like Rand or Uhura presenting Kirk reports in various languages and him writing them in the same and sending it off to SF; Scotty not dumbing down the engineering lingo and asking for Kirk’s input to be sent off to SF for approval and their engineers are WTF? etc etc) and one time they didn’t have to.*
Zach dumps Chris. Chris has some trouble figuring out if he’s trying to get over Zach, to get back at Zach, or to get Zach back, but enlists the help of John Cho regardless.*
The sequel to Bite Back; Chris asks his third question of Zach (“Let me top you?”), and Zach answers in his own special way.*
I wanted to write some more realistic sex than I usually do in this one. They laugh a lot, talk through it, not everything goes perfect – that kind of thing. Oh, and it was written for the prompt: “Chris/Zach. Chris thinks he’s not gay as long as he tops… right?!”*
Prompt from trek_rpf_kink: “Bad people made them do it! Bonus points for first time and both/one of the guys crushing on the other and feeling terrible for enjoying something that’s supposed to be bad.” Seconded later on: “Fuck or die wanted”, to paraphrase.*
Zach goes through Pon Farr. Yup. Prompted forever ago here at the kink meme.*
The fact is that Chris has exactly two levels of interpersonal boundaries: 1) the Great Wall of China and 2) nothing. *
Chris feels that Zach is lacking something in his sexual repertoire and enlists Zoe to help him out.*
Finally, Chris laughs against his lips. Zach grins, speaking directly into Chris’ mouth.
“It’s just not that good, is it?”
“No way, man.”*
Chris has a bad week, makes assumptions and acts like a jerk. Fortunately, Zach is a bit better at human relationships.* Read the previous parts first. They’re linked in the header.
“Oh, no,” Zach deadpans, feigning an exaggerated look of horror, “you found my stash of kinky sex paraphernalia. Whatever will I do.” He rolls his eyes. “Seriously, you read sex into everything; it’s pathological. They’re for shaving.” He goes back to what’s probably the New York Times, then looks up again and adds pointedly, “For shaving facial hair.” *
As the Enterprise begins her voyage, Kirk tries to deal with the loneliness of being Captain. Luckily, he’s got Spock to help.*
A fill for this prompt over at [info]st_xi_kink_meme : Virginal yet dominant Spock. What I really, really want to see is some scorching hot sex where inexperienced!Spock just sort of takes control and holds Jim down and basically just … explores and finds out what feels good and how to make Jim squirm and gets fantastically irritated if Jim tries to swap roles.*
A gift!fic for a most lovely, lovely Anonymous (Anon knows why!). Their prompt was: Even though Spock has a super-duper immune system, he somehow comes down with a human chicken pox and it hits him pretty hard. Feeling crappy and fighting the urge to scratch strain his Vulcan control, and he gets a bit cranky (more so than usual). Kirk to the rescue to stop him from scratching and to keep the crew from teasing his Vulcan.
Spock harbors a secret fantasy of bottoming for the toppiest top in Topsville. Kirk makes all his wildest dreams come true.*
After the destruction of Vulcan, Spock shielded his mind to protect it from his broken bond with T’Pring. Little did he know another bond had already formed in its place. For a kink meme prompt for soulbonding.*
“AU where they are both musicians. I totally see Spock as first chair violin, and Kirk as a crazy band guy – maybe as percussion, cause those guys were always the most fun. They’re both part of an Orchestra group ensemble thing, and they’re scoring a soundtrack for a movie.”*
I want Sarek to discover something that makes Spock laugh like this when Amanda is not around. And he can’t stop himself from doing it (to his embarrassment?) because even being a Vulcan, he has a soft spot for his baby son.*
A year and a half into the Enterprise’s five year mission Jim finds himself held hostage on a violent planet. Not that there’s anything new about that, but after he is rescued by the most impossible of saviours his entire world, and especially his relationship with his endearingly stubborn first officer will begin to change in ways that he could hardly have ever imagined. A story that takes place in the Abrams universe and will include first times (and not so first times), pon farr, Generations, everyone’s favourite Prime couple (and new couple) and the lengths that individuals will go to be with the ones they love.*
Spock accompanies his parents to an Earth resort where Jim Kirk is a dancer. Dirty Dancing redux.*
In a timeline where the Vulcans never allowed Earth freedom from their oversight, Jim Kirk doesn’t fit in. All he needs to get away is a fast ship and a crew as crazy as he is; luckily, some things are universal constants.*
“Commander Spock, we have located your son,” the Vulcan lady on the screen says, which would be great, except Jim can tell by the look on Spock’s face that he’s never heard of this kid before in his life. “If it is expedient, the child will be sent to join you on the Enterprise within the week.”*
In the beginning of their fourth year on Atlantis, the Expedition has survived the attack by the Asurans’ wormhole-powered satellite, and successfully flown Atlantis to a new planet with little damage and no casualties. But the city has barely landed when Rodney McKay receives a devastating message, and that’s just the beginning of a new and terrible threat.
Now, with all the Gifted on Atlantis in danger and Rodney facing imminent death, Rodney, Elizabeth Weir and John Sheppard are in a race against time to save the most powerful and vulnerable members of the Expedition. For John, that means confronting his deepest fears about his Gift—and even that might not be enough to save Rodney’s life.* Sequel to Aegis and Enthrall.
Rodney McKay thought his biggest failure was the Arcturus Project and the destruction of 4/5ths of a solar system. John Sheppard thought losing his confidence in Rodney was the hardest loss he would ever face.
But their most terrible failures were yet to come, and they would each face losing everything, including themselves.* Sequel to Aegis.
Set a few months into their first mission, the Enterprise is ordered to pick up a Vulcan Healer and transport him to the new colony. Once there they are scheduled to remain and assist with the early stages of setting up the colony. Kirk’s liaison is his ‘old friend’ Ambassador Spock, now known as Elder Sepak, who takes the opportunity to help Kirk and Spock become better acquainted.*
Detective Jim Ellison doesn’t want a Guide. What he wants is peace and quiet and maybe for his ex-wife to disappear. Dr. Blair Sandburg, a successful profiler with the FBI, has nearly given up on finding his Sentinel. Then the night came where one’s pain drew the other across the country – neither will ever be the same.*
He didn’t know who started it but there was a wall on the Northeast Pier that the populace of Atlantis called “The Confessional”.*
“You’re kind of stupid, captain,” Uhura says, poisonously, as Spock leaves the transporter bay.*
The relationship that started it all – Sarek/Amanda. How a logical guy like Sarek fell for a human, and why he would defy his people to marry her.*
Zachary Quinto-Nimoy is the son of Leonard Nimoy, one of the most powerful men in Hollywood. Chris Pine is a struggling actor given his big break when he’s cast in Leonard’s latest Star Trek movie. In a world of hidden motives, cowardice, disapproval, and pressures of the media they find themselves drawn to each other despite every effort to tear them apart.*
Girl gets off. Girl thinks about getting off. Girl gets off again. Girl just happens to be Spock, who used to be a guy.* Oh my god.
girl!Kirk/Spock, teaching him to go down on her (because you know Spock would perform the most through cunnilingus known to alienkind)*
Spock is experiencing an unsettling emotional response in the wake recent events, but the very last thing that could possibly improve the situation is a late-night confrontation with James T. Kirk.*
The bond between captain and first mate runs deeper than blood.*
Sequel to All That We Can be, Not Just What We Are and Who Am I to Say?
Kirk sort of figured being bonded to Spock would be complicated—and he sure as hell doesn’t regret his hasty decision. But between his new obsession with Spock’s hands and his attempts to avoid Uhura, he wouldn’t mind knowing what the hell is going on. *
Everything about McCoy’s job is harder when people refuse to tell him what’s going on.
A sequel/companion story to All That We Can Be, Not Just What We Are. (Starts before the events of that fic.)*
The first time Spock woke up with the captain in his bed, it was because of the very strangeness.* Laughed until I cried.
The aliens were very sorry for nearly killing Captain Kirk, and wanted to fix things.*
Because this is a normal relationship that progresses along normal lines at a normal speed. Because either of them even knows what a normal relationship might look like. *
“Spock. Just say ‘I don’t trust Starfleet not to mess up the only captain in the fleet who I can train up to my expectations and enjoys running into danger wearing a blindfold as much as I do’.”*
Since Vulcans get intoxicated from chocolate I want to see Spock get drunk from chocolate milkshakes!!! He gets friendly and touchy. Kirk has his way with a drunken Spock.*
Everything is changing, my friends are leaving, and I’m feeling alone and left behind. So what I want is for this to happen to the Enterprise. Their mission is over, and they are *all* being reassigned. Everyone else should be sort of sad, but excited too, because they are going on to bigger, better, newer things. And one person isn’t.*
“Doctor, I am not significantly inhibited by this virus, nor am I contagious. Despite my appearance I assure you I am entirely capable of reporting to the bridge for my shift.”*
Six months after being taken prisoner and raped by a Vulcan captain, Kirk finds that same Vulcan is now being assigned as his first officer when peace between Vulcan and Earth is declared. *
At the end of the movie, they certainly seemed to hop right into moving on and seemed to completely forget that most of the cadets in the Academy had been killed at Vulcan. So…yeah. I couldn’t just let that go and somehow, I doubt that Jim Kirk would, either.*
Sarek takes a teenaged Spock with him on an Ambassadorial trip to Earth. This does not work out the way a father might hope.*
It’s the day after the events in This Rebellious Nature and Spock is suffering the consequences of his impulsive actions.*
Kirk has moved into a apartment/house and wants to get to know his neighbors. He meets his neighbor Spock, a loner who suffers from extreme agoraphobia. Kirk thinks he’s beautiful enigma.*
Ok, so Kirk basically spent, like, the entire series wooing Spock, to no avail because Spock broke his heart and left for Gol. Now that Spock is back, Kirk has given up on him because he doesn’t know where he stands any more, and he doesn’t want to get hurt again. That’s ok though, because after his ZOMGFEELINGSAREOK revelation in sickbay, Spock is more than willing to woo Kirk this time :D The wooing could happen on Valentine’s day because… it’s Valentine’s day!*
In which Spock learns about human relationships, and Kirk learns a thing or two about Vulcans.*
The Vulcan elders inform Spock that with the limited number of Vulcans of childbearing capability, it’s his patriotic duty to mate with a nice Vulcan girl and start making some babies. To everyone’s shock, Kirk encourages Spock to go through with it, insisting that Spock’s relationship with him has already kept him from his own people long enough.*
Jen Kirk is being courted and, for reasons that are perfectly logical, Spock objects.*
Kirk and Spock are sent on a suspicious mission to obtain a local plant from an unfamiliar planet. When things go wrong, Spock is forced to meld with Kirk. The consequences of that meld will change everything.*
Kirk’s always had a thing for Xeno-sex and has always wanted to sleep with a Vulcan. He’s done the research (aka the Xeno Kama Sutra.) but the problem is that he’s never met a Vulcan until now and Spock hates his guts.*
Kirk and Spock caught in the act on camera by Bones, who never wanted to see any of that.*
Mike is an angry 17 year old who’s been exiled from home for the summer while his parents finalize their divorce. Shipped off to William’s place, he’s startled to find that William has somehow found himself a shifty older boy friend, and an angel in the attic.*
Companion piece to After His World Stopped. Cain and DG learn to work as a team to help the O.Z.*
James T. Kirk, captain, scientist, and misunderstood genius. Spock writes to the reclusive scientist only he doesn’t know it’s Jim.*
5 times the situation was unsettling when Jim said ‘I love you’, and 1 time when it was more…relaxed.*
It wasn’t until one night, while drinking away the fact that he had to live in a universe in which stupidity existed, that he began to reevaluate his hard-earned take on the psychology of man.*
Companion piece to ‘Improbability’, told from Spock’s POV. “He would figure Jim Kirk out eventually — it simply required more observation and the accumulation of data.”*
The Vulcan needed to relax. It would also be nice if he stopped looking at Jim as if he were a puzzle needing to be solved. Jim felt he was pretty transparent.*
It all started with the day from hell and Jim’s resolution that Spock really didn’t want him as a friend. So why is the stubborn Vulcan now stalking him? And since life never did run smoothly for Jim, how long will it take for a certain Vulcan to break all his defences? Will love win out?* Drama drama drama drama drama. I blame my addiction to Glee.
What would have happened if DG had never heard the witch? What if she had grown up in the Outer Zone knowing who she was and what she was supposed to be? Would it be what her family expected or would she have veered off in another direction entirely?*
Stardate 2258.114.The starship Enterprise, recently returned from a successful mission to neutralize the Romulan war criminal Nero, departs from Earth under the command of its new Captain, James T. Kirk. At the request of the Federation, the Enterprise is dispatched to Earth Station 8, located at the edge of the Romulan Neutral Zone. It is suspected that recent distress calls in the area are due to Romulan attacks, and the Enterprise is tasked with defending the colonies and space stations in the area. This is the story of all that happens on that fateful journey. *
When Spock left Starfleet after the encounter with Nero, Jim thought he’d lost his chance at their destined friendship. Upon returning to Earth, he discovers that Spock lost far more. Jim’s willing to fight for their future, if Spock will let him.*
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he’s found his perfect match. Will the bond they’ve forged survive after their identities are revealed?*
Half-human, half-Vulcan. An outcast of both races, no one cared who or what Spock really was…except for Kirk. Whoever said that love was simple?*
Two and a half years into his time at Starfleet Academy, Jim Kirk meets Lieutenant-Commander Spock, and the sparks begin to fly.
Jim is determined not to enjoy Christmas, but his lover is just as determined to change that.*
At the end of the movie, the older Spock did not seek out his younger self and encourage him to stay on the Enterprise. It falls to Jim to convince him. This is how he does it.
In other words, how to outfox a fox, when the fox is a Vulcan.*
Spock, in typical Vulcan fashion, has withdrawn himself from the Enterprise, her crew, and most especially her Captain, and Jim is determined to find out why, even if it kills him.*
When Kirk is unable to defend himself against unfounded accusations, Spock steps in to show why you should never mess with a Vulcan—especially one who doesn’t mind occasionally insulting his superiors.*
Jim and Spock have been together for two months, and Jim is having doubts because Spock refuses to meld with him.*
You love waking up in the middle of the night when it’s like this, to the creak of the bed as he slips under the covers and presses up against you, hot and familiar.*
Everyone thought DG would be the perfect Queen of the O.Z. She wished she had their confidence. Series of stories chronicling DG’s reign… and all the problems therein.*
DG is never getting married, ever, which suits Wyatt Cain very well, since he will deny his feelings for her until his dying breath. But Ahamo and Lurline have other plans.*
Detective Spock, born on Vulcan and resident of San Francisco, is assigned to the Midwest police bureau. I think everyone can guess what happens next.*
Sequel to “Of Light”. After an annual of living in the O.Z., DG and Cain set out to complete the task given to her by the Gale. Soon, she must learn that there is always more to everything than first meets the eye.*
Before she becomes Queen, DG reluctantly asks her most trusted friend, Wyatt Cain, to be her Consort. When Cain must leave on a dangerous mission, DG realizes that she’s fallen in love with her husband, and he with her, but is it too late?*
“Honestly, Reid. You’re just the kind of person that makes me wanna adopt you and force feed you chocolate.”*
Reid would do anything for a case – even dress up as a woman.* Full on out of character. Fun, fluffy, hot.
Derek’s family finally meets the famous Spencer Reid.* Sequel to The Babbling of Derek Morgan on Doctor Spencer Reid.
Morgan’s family has been curious about this Doctor Reid. *
Sam and Dean learn that sometimes one future must be sacrificed for another.*
“It feels safe here,” she says, staring out towards the trees on the edge of the property. “No ghosties in the attic, no beasties lurking in the woods. We’re like a normal family.”*
Five things it takes Spencer Reid too long to notice about Derek Morgan- and one he notices immediately. Or, five snapshots of a slowly developing relationship.*
“It’s so cute how he wants his first official holiday with the captain to go so well.”*
Derek Morgan is an expert at keeping his mouth shut. Except when it comes to Spencer Reid.*
Kagome goes home to spend a relaxing summer vacation with her 20th century friends, but InuYasha decides he’s been left out of her fun for the last time! Shippou the kitsune tags along to watch him make an ass of himse– I mean, keep him out of trouble.*
Dean is tired and sore and still really pissed off and hurt about some stuff Sam said in Chicago.*
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Dean thinks maybe, maybe, he could manage to scream a little more.*
The first thing that registered was the noise coming from somewhere in the neighborhood of Dean’s bed, this whimpery little nn nnn! noise that mean whatever he was dreaming about was either really awesome, or really horrible.* I totally made up this title myself because it was untitled and I needed to call it something.
They’re in Georgia when it happens. Figures. Dean has always hated Georgia. He hates the roads, how the dirt churned up beside the lanes is an eerie blood-red, he hates how poison-green kudzu is choking out all the trees… So really, it figures it’d be something in Georgia to totally screw them over.*
Sam holds the gun steady, and when the wolf gets ready to leap, mouth open and claws extended, Sam shoots. The silver bullet hits the wolf square between the eyes and once it’s fallen, Sam gets up and spends another bullet into its heart before getting any closer. After he’s convinced that the wolf is dead and not just faking it, the gun lowers and Sam rubs his shoulder, wincing.*
‘Dear Ambassador Spock,’ Jim writes, ‘The new Spock thinks I am a total asshole and that sucks.’*
After Nightshifter, Sam and Dean hit the road. What follows is three months of fear and frustration with the FBI hot on their heels, trying to avoid the long arm of the law while still continuing to work. It’s not easy; being on the run doesn’t leave much time for breathing, never mind sleep, sex or any much-needed downtime.*
So, it’s all over and Sam’s looking back at what he wanted to be. Dean’s looking forward trying to make up his mind.*
It’s the sounds that get Sam, as much as anything. Slick, wet, sucking; he wants to drown in each one, roll around in it and wrap himself up in them.*
Dean chalks everything up to Sam’s rebelliion. Never good at taking orders, his brother keeps finding ways to get attention from the family. Everything happens in backwards.*
Sam pushes Dean’s buttons and Dean pushes buttons that Sam didn’t know he had.*
There’s a splash behind him, and Sam has to give Dean his due: he hadn’t seen him creep up on him at all. In fact, he still can’t see him, just the spread of ripples where he went under.*
On October 2, 2005, Sam Winchester walked out of the apartment he shared with his girlfriend Jess in the middle of the night and didn’t come back.*
Sam is the physical embodiment of everything Dean has ever done right in his entire life.*
What if… Sam had been kicked out of Stanford before he’d made it two full semesters? What would he do, where would he go, how would life be different?*
Bella has been a vampire for centuries by the time Twilight starts. Carlisle and Bella have been friends for 200 years, but she hasn’t seen or spoken to him since Edward was changed. Carlisle has been lying to Edward about his human life and change.*
In which Kevin realizes Mike is his Disney princess, and Mike realizes Kevin would look hot naked.*
Dean is cursed with the inability to self-censor. Therefore, he says exactly what he’s feeling when he’s feeling it, much to both his and Sam’s embarrassment.*
Bella is now a teacher at Forks HS. What old and new friends will she find? What happens when she is reunited with an old crush? A realistic look of life, love, and the pursuit of happiness. Is true love only found in fairytales?*
He’s a young philosopher with a temper, she’s a small girl who sees a big future. When old ghosts and past history affect the present, can the band survive?*
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare’s “Much Ado About Nothing”. Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Is it curtains-up on love?*
Fear, insecurity. They manifest themselves in different ways. An opportunity to spend 6 months in London working on a dissertation sets the wheels in motion, radically changing the live of 4 people in ways they never would have expected.*
Bella is a newborn vampire in Volterra with no human memories and an aversion to human blood. Aro decides to send her to live with the Cullens. Will Bella ever uncover her past? Will she find what she’s missing? What’s Aro’s master plan?*
In which Kevin is a sad little elf, and Mike panics and buys way the fuck too much tinsel.*
For two boys who aren’t even dating, there’s an awful lot of drama going down.*
Jensen Ackles has always gone for the unattainable, and this time he’s really in over his head. He’s fallen for Sam Winchester. Jared isn’t Sam, he knows this; but is Sam as fictional as he seems or did more than an over-active imagination spark the birth of Kripke’s Supernatural?*
First Dean was buried alive, now Sam is being hunted. And when the hunter catches the prey, the side-effects are… unexpected.* Sequel to How to Bury Dean Winchester.
They had defeated the evil, and earned their right to happily ever after. But no matter how much one may wish it, the things that lurk in the darkness rarely stay quietly in the shadows, and the evils and actions and pain of the past rarely remain there. They have found happiness. But can they maintain it, when these long-forgotten evils come seeking another chance for revenge? This battle has been a long time coming. And its outcome may change their lives – and the world – forever.* Scroll to the Epics section.
For all his experience and education, Bob thinks he could have been a little better prepared before joining a band, particularly this band. For example, he really would have liked a seminar on how to tell the difference between a metaphor and making idle conversation.*
Blair Sandburg had roamed the old west, healing and helping, searching for where he belongs. He is about to find out that it is not a place, but a person.*
Aya closed long fingers around his erection with a sigh; his eyes fluttered closed.*
“I swear I never want to go to another nightclub ever again.”* From the Ronin series.
Yohji felt Ran’s lips flutter softly over the length of his cock, and knew he was the luckiest man alive.* From the Ronin series.
By the time Dean was seventeen, he had more illicit sex under his belt – ha! – than anyone who doesn’t work for Girls Gone Wild.*
“Briefly he considered waiting till the others were up, but dismissed the idea, realizing he had no desire to put on the fake smile this morning. Hopefully, if he left now, he could eat breakfast and be gone by the time the others arrived in the hall. Harry slipped his black robes on, paused to straighten the red and gold tie, and with one last look at his trunk, left the room.”*
Dean sighs and mumbles something about chicks with dicks before dropping his head back onto the mattress and staring at the moldy ceiling. “Living without you was never in the equation, Sam.”*
Schmoop, sex, cucumbers, and parking lots. And, oh year — the end of the world.* Coda to eighth_horizon’s The Last Outpost of All That Is.
Eleven years after the end of the war, Heero returns to L2 to visit Duo with an unbelievable secret, but what he finds there changes everything.*
Fresh out of college, Pete Wentz is Patrick’s new government teacher. That would be fine except they’re still Pete and Patrick.*
“For this,” Zelenka told him, when Rodney related the horrific tale from the beginning to end, “for this we need vodka.”*
“Her voice is heavy from the medication and it makes her sound older. Older and drunk” –”looking for my father?” she’s saying and I take it like a punch. I’ve been taking those nonstop for almost twenty-four hours now; I can hardly feel them anymore except that I can.* Finishes what East O the Sun and Ashes Ashes began.
“The telephone rings as I am buttoning my longjohns, flattening my good mood. No one but my inspector knows exactly where we are, and I think he would only call me out on a night like this, with the wind chill so low that traveling further than half a kilometer on foot could be a health risk for an emergency.*
Here’s what came of it, what happened when the Apocalypse didn’t quite go as planned.*
Spencer and Ryan looked at each other for a moment, and Ryan nodded. (It’s always Ryan’s call; everything about the project has to go through Ryan first because at this point, Ryan basically is the project. His entire life has been leading up to this, he thinks. This is his life.)*
“Good morning, Elizabeth,” Rodney said cheerfully, getting into line behind her.*
It took him a moment to realize that the pounding wasn’t just his hangover, wasn’t just his brain trying to escape before the nightly tequila binges pickled it beyond repair, but someone knocking at his front door.*
A serial killer is on the loose in the city, and its up to Detective Yuy and Detective Chang to catch him before he strikes again. Can they find him with the help of local psychic Duo Maxwell?*
It’s the end of the world as these kids know it, and Gabe Saporta is throwing the party.*
Dean tries to figure out why so many people think he and Sam are a couple. The answer is… surprising.*
Duo learns the downside of being junior class president the same day he is stuck in a triangle with his best friend.*
This. This was something that needed to be taken care of. In a non-traditional sense.*
Frank can deal with being a loser in high school, but he’d kind of like to stop being a loser who’s in love with his best friend, thanks.*
Who or what is killing children in Kingsburg? Sam and Dean investigate the deaths and race to stop another from happening. Along the way, Dean shows how far he’ll go to protect his brother.*
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen year old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter at the Art Museum changes everything.* Flipside of Art After 5.
Charlie lands Edward in jail. Hilarity and community service ensue. However, while on a community service assignment in the lesser known areas around Forks, an encounter leaves Edward and Bella with a much bigger problem on their hands.*
Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and got hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire.*
It’s a little scary, when Sam gets his way lately, and Dean must be making that clear, because Sam pauses, stills his hand, and looks up at him the length of his body.*
Excessive use of battery-operated toys. Batteries come with the package. The boys don’t.*
“So, do you ever take the meat out or do you just stare at the girls until the shame gets to be too much and take a cold shower?”*
In which Miss Samantha Winchester, in order to escape an unwanted suitor and reunite with her beloved brother (who has been at sea fighting Napoleon for the past four years), travels to London in the company of Mrs. Ellen Harvelle and her daughter Jo, and has a number of adventures.*
Dean waits in the waiting room and does waiting room things, such as angsting and reading Cosmo and anthropomorphizing chairs and failing to recognize that the universe is trying to tell him something.*
They wake up fine. It’s not something that happens overnight and prompts girly shrieks of horror at eight a.m. Instead, they’re sitting in the middle of a crowded diner, talking about carrots, when Sam suddenly sprouts boobs and claps his hand over his crotch in terror.*
Sam finds it about three weeks after they kill the demon (nineteen days subtracted from three hundred sixty-five is three hundred forty-six.)*
Anticipation. See, that’s the thing. You get off on the anticipation almost as much as you do when Sam finally decides that he’s been holding out on you long enough.*
Sam and Dean fuck over breakfast choices and Dean takes forever to get dressed.*
At any other time, with anyone else, he’d feel vulnerable and self-conscious; but it’s just Sam.*
Max and Liz are back in Roswell. It’s nearing the end of their summer holidays and one or more of the aliens from the opposing race has found them. They are also trying to conduct their relationship under the watchful eye of their parents.* Sequel to The Experiment. You may have to search a bit.
Someone from the alien’s race contacts them and takes them to a camp where they were to receive training before returning to their planet. Or maybe for something else?* First in the trilogy. No way to link directly, so just search the author name when you’re kicked back to the listings.
Third in the trilogy. Sequel to Finding Our Normal. Search for the author name when you get kicked back to the listings.
Heero Yuy’s mission planner: Date AC199. Mission objective: Finding compatible mates for Gundam Pilots 2, 3, 4, and 5. Timeframe: undefined. Difficulty: Moderate, despite lack of personal information on the subject of romantic affection. How hard can it be to get people to fall in love?*
Duo investigates a case involving a woman known as the “Worm’s Mistress.”*
When Relena instigates a ruthless game to break Heero and Duo up, her plans work better than she’d hoped. Is Heero ready to change his ways in order to keep Duo?*
Sam ran away from everything life as a Winchester promised, trying to find his place in the world. But when Dean showed up at his door, needing a place to stay, he realized that without Dean, no place was home.*
What does a boy do when he decides that he wants to have sex with his older brother? Research!* I seriously feel a little bit dirty reccing this since it’s blatantly underage… but mrrr.
He hates that the years Sam was gone are so hidden from him, hates that he has to get to know his own brother all over again.*
He’s beautiful any time, but like this — loose-limbed with pleasure, pupils blown wide, looking thoroughly fucked out — it makes your chest ache with emotion at the same time heat pools in your belly.*
Their worst fights are about kissing, which makes them the girls Dean says he is.*
Wherein Dick gets whammied, sex is had, Time fails to deal, and then there are pastries.*
What if things had really come to a head at the end of The Sentinel Too? And what if Blair had a back up plan?*
A crackalicious sequel to Sometimes a Little Magic Goes a Long Way.*
When Sam’s dreams take a different turn, he realizes that he has taken Dean for granted for way too long.*
Lucius takes advantage of Harry’s vulnerable emotional state, offering him a marriage of convenience to protect Harry from the media and to regain Lucius’s family status. Outraged, Severus tries to win Harry back.* Sequel To Have and To Hold.
She was determined to do this. To take back her body, and was grateful, so grateful, that he was the one who was going to fight this battle with her.*
An embarrassing moment in Max’s life leads her to a realization about her relationship with Logan.* You’ll need to request this, but it is amazingly worth it.
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life.*
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme’s dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction?* This is dark and disturbing and creepy.
Bella Swan made a choice in life, one that led her to Edward Cullen. But are her feelings for him strong enough to survive the complications that will most certainly follow, as well as the disapproval of those around them?*
Edward gave up his dream when his family needed him and Bella is finding hers after heartbreak. Neither may be ready to start a relationship, but can the undeniable attraction be ignored?*
He’s a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she’s a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection.*
When it comes to Aspen’s social scene, event planner Bella Swan is a smash success. Her marriage, however, crashed and burned. The town’s newest real estate attorney arrives in time to add some heat of his own to take away the sting.*
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she’s used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason?*
Visions from the Dark Lord are incapacitating Harry. Snape decides to help, regardless of whether Harry wants his help. Features a possessive Snape and a sarcastic cynical Harry.*
A letter from home sends Harry down a path he’d never have walked on his own.* A sixth year fic, this story follows Order of the Phoenix and disregards any canon events that occur after Book 5. Spoilers for the first five books.
Harry Potter must marry a Slytherin to save the Wizarding world. Only, none of them seem to want him.*
David’s eyes are very blue and his eyelashes are ridiculously long. These are things Joe’s known for years now, but he never gets tired of rediscovering them. He’s never yet managed to get tired of looking at David, and that’s what freaks him out.*
Jake Taggart’s life was almost perfect–he’d worked hard to overcome his past, and he loved his job as foreman on a ranch in Arkansas. The only thorn in his side was a dark eyed cowboy named Tornado whose stubborn attitude brought frustration and confusion to Jake’s mostly happy existence. A late spring rainstorm brings out hidden passions and unleashes a chain of events neither of them expected–and eventually brings about events that threaten to destroy them and what they worked to create. Strong wills and forceful personalities make for intense encounters….but is it enough to keep love alive? *
Ghosts of the past and horrors of the present come to haunt Benson and Stabler.*
Jensen Ackles flies transport all by his lonesome – until the goddamn government agency that was supposed to find him Someone Special ends up finding him Jared Padalecki.*
Growing up in Texas is hard. Growing up in Texas and realizing at the age of 16 that you’re in love with your male best friend? Is harder.*
Jensen learns that sometimes things aren’t what they look like. Jared exposes his biggest secret. Jeff learns about letting go.*
On his way to sit his final exam, Jared comes across an escaped genetically engineered, injured man who soon turns his ordinary life upside down.*
Steve’s a stuntman, Chris a director, Jensen an actor, and Jared’s in a wheelchair. Two years ago Jared’s accident changed their relationships forever, but now they find themselves on the set for the same movie. Will the past prove to be too much, or can they find their ways back to each other?*
His freshman year of college, Jared has roommate troubles.*
The knock on the door jolted him a little – he’d just been winding down, maybe dozing a bit – and he stumbled a little on his way to answer it. He couldn’t have been more surprised to see his visitor.*
Small-town middle school teacher Jared Padalecki had falled for a criminal while on a cruise, without a clue who she really was. Now he was home, waiting for her to contact him again, and undercover cop Jensen Ackles’ job was to track Padalecki’s every move.*
Because while Jensen has no one but himself to blame for suggesting Jared find a hobby, something to help him chill out and focus on and off set, it’d be Mike who’d suggested Jared learn how to knit.*
You promised Owen when you were eight that you’d never fall in love with a girl.*
Something’s wrong with Jensen, and he makes a point to not tell Jared what it is. But when Jared finds out anyways, his reaction surprises even Jared himself.*
Objective: To stop Jared Padalecki’s feuding parents from filing for divorce. Approach: Introduce a tattooed, leather-wearing hell-raiser as their prospective son-in-law. The man for the job: Jensen Ackles. Jared’s parents would join forces to save him – Jared was sure of it.*
Jared and Jensen meet up at camp as teenagers, spending one summer together falling in love, but when the summer ends unforeseen events lead them to be separated. Four years later fate reunites them in college. Will all the obstacles in their path keep them from finding love with each other once again?*
Jared’s an up-and-coming actor who just scored a TV series. His co-star, Jensen Ackles, is a newly discovered talent, straight out of Texas. The seemingly mismatched pair are perfect together. But not everyone is happy about their chemistry – and no one is more unhappy than the president of the CW herself.*
Jensen maybe, kind of, sort of has an oral fixation.*
Basically Chris and Steve have a band (nothing new there), Jensen is their little music geek, Jared is the band’s bodyguard and Jeff is their bus driver. They all live together on their tour bus and their life really isn’t as good and simple as everyone thinks it is.*
Back when he first put his resume up with the agency during his first few weeks of college, even though he maybe should’ve been studying for exams and revising his final papers, Jared read The Nanny Diaries to get some idea of what he was getting himself into. It seemed like a really shit job, he thought, half babysitter, half beleaguered PA, but he didn’t really have anything else going on and there wasn’t much call for kids with degrees in philosophy with minors in Latin in the commercial job market, so nannying it was.*
When Jared desperately needs a date for his brother’s wedding, he hires an escort. Jensen’s the perfect fake boyfriend, except pretty soon things get a little too real.* Based on The Wedding Date.
Jared’s a conductor, in charge of his first big performance. Jensen has reluctantly come home to take part, and has brought a whole lot of baggage with him.*
Jared Padalecki just wanted a nice, boring, normal secretarial job. What he gets, is something entirely different. Along the way, he finds himself.*
When Jared finds himself at Camp Ovation for the summer, a musical refuge for talented misfits, he gets a whole lot of drama. But then there’s Jensen, his roommate, who may become something more.*
It’s a story made for Hollywood- a chance encounter between a regular, down-to-earth guy with his whole life planned out for him without a second thought and a well-known, popular movie star turns into something far bigger than either man could ever anticipate. Neither Jared Padalecki nor Jensen Ackles expect or want the complications that arise in their lives from their fast friendship- especially when it develops into something neither anticipated. While Jared accepts and tries to deal with his growing feelings for his famous friend, Jensen fights it every step of the way until his strictly controlled life, hidden behind a public persona, spins out of control.*
On August 13, 2005, the Ayles Ice shelf in Canada broke off the coast of Ellesmere Island, exposing an ice face more than 3000 years old and releasing microbes that caused new, especially violent allergies. In worst case scenarios, reactions to these new allergens are fatal. Tensions rise between the US and Canada as each blames the other for the problem. *
In New York, two men meet under unusual circumstances, and find themselves falling for each other. But when Jensen Ackles learns who Jared Padalecki really is, it all comes crashing down. Can Jared convince Jensen to open up his heart and take a chance on love again, despite who Jared is?*
Jensen’s a Special Agent with the FBI. Jared’s a witness in a federal murder trial. Can Jensen spend a week in Jared’s company without a) wanting to kill him and b) completely falling for him?*
When idle, slacking billionaire’s son Jensen Ackles lends a helping hand to his old childhood friend, he gets a lot more than he’s bargained for.*
Jensen makes a bet that changes his life forever. Loosely based on the movie She’s All That.*
Written for the abouttwoboys fic challenge. The movie I claimed was Return to Me. While this is not a word-for-word scene-for-scene retelling of the film (because I just think that would be boring, you could just rent the movie!) the main plot is still the same, and so is some of the dialogue.*
Jared is a garbage man and Jensen has a lot of trash. Jared meets some of Jensen’s friends.*
A Spike look-a-like shows up at the University of Sunnydale, and Buffy is sent to Mexico to find the real one.*
Jared’s been clinging to Jesse because there is something about him that just feels right. Then one day he runs into Jesse’s twin brother and maybe shy and soft-spoken Jensen is who Jared’s been reaching for all along.*
Bella, Jasper, and Emmett’s father dies. Bella comes home to Forks to take care of younger brother Jasper until arrangements can be made. Family friend Edward steps in to help.*
How had he managed to get this far in life without realizing exactly what it was that turned him on?*
Usually, when William comes, Gabe’s vision fills with bursts of robin’s egg blue. But when Gabe really works for it, really makes William feel it, sometimes focusing so much on his lover that he himself never reaches climax, William comes and Gabe sees rainbow. William comes hard and his voice can’t pick a key, ranging from high to low as he whimpers and moans and it’s all so musical that Gabe can hardly breathe and he ends up coming anyway.*
When he gets home, styrofoam cup in hand, Gabe is sitting outside his door with that ever-present cigarette between his lips. “Sorry?” he offers, though it’s distant and lacking feeling. William just shrugs and lets Gabe into his apartment. Once they’re inside, he takes a drag of Gabe’s cigarette and Gabe takes a sip of his coffee and they end up fucking on William’s old, beat-up couch.*
Gabe’s new microphone isn’t gold and William doesn’t sing with him anymore.*
In which Valentine’s Day comes and goes and something finally explodes (although not because of Gerard. This time.)* Follows The Beat That My Heart Skipped.
Spencer Smith has the ultimate playboy lifestyle, moving from one hot person to the next. So why would he want Brendon, his dorky friend who loves him from afar? Spencer needs a convenient spouse — and Brendon is his first choice. Shocked at Spencer’s proposal, Brendon has doubts about the crazy plan — until Spencer gives him a taste of just how hot they can be together.*
When Bry thought about her post-touring future, she always imagined herself crusading for truth, justice, and girls in the music scene. She’d picture herself managing female artists and female bands because that was where her passion lay, showing that girls had a place in the scene and a right to take it up. She never imagined My Chemical Romance.*
Canon revisited through a peculiar perspective. In which Bob has a condition that renders him unable to feel any kind of physical pain. He’s not a superhero, just someone with a genetic disease who tries to lead a regular life – of sort, going from being a drum tech to joining MCR to building a steady relationship with both Brian and Ray.*
That’s what I think of when you say ‘snakes on a plane’. I think of unplanned pregnancies.*
Gerard’s not the greatest with faces but there’s one that keeps crossing his path that he can’t ignore.*
Where Kevin is only half a son, Nick has got Miley pregnant, Joe has chosen the wrong Taylor and Frankie is two years shy of a teenage rebellion that will put everyone else’s to shame.*
Voldemort is dead and Harry has finally graduated from Hogwarts and is ready to live his life, but his world is turned upside down when he realizes friends can become enemies and enemies become friends; the one he loved he now hates and the one he hated he now loves; poor men become rich; the one he trusted the most was the one who did him the most harm. A new dark lord appears and it turns out to be an ancient evil. And it all started with a visit to Gringotts.*
He’d been barely able to see well enough to drive, getting home in the dark before dawn. Twenty minutes and several bandages and antiseptic swipes later, he’d finally collapsed on the bed, insensible until his alarm went off just a few minutes ago. It didn’t take a genius to figure out that he was in the wrong line of work.*
Umbrella Academy Cakes is known all over the Tri-State area for its fantastic and realistic custom cakes. What goes on inside the bakery is almost as complicated as the culinary art Gerard and his team produce. Ace of Cakes!AU*
In which Valentine’s Day comes and goes and something finally explodes (Although not becasue of Gerard. This time.)* Follows the Beat That My Heart Skipped.
Wincing, Harry felt his body stir, heavy-limbed and slack, as though he’d been lying in statsis — or state — a long time. Whoever said coming awake in layers after a blow like his had obviously never taken a bludger to the head.*
Kevin’s confession loses him one family, gains him one; he still manages to come out ahead, somehow.*
When Carden shoplifts from the Jonas Family corner store, he has to work it off as punishment. With bonus charming-slash-harrassing Beckett.*
Scott glared at the floor, the tint of his visor giving it a blood-soaked appearance.*
Brian knew he’d picked up a new nickname in the Torretto household…”Dom’s Shadow.” It didn’t bother him, though. He’d been called much worse and this particular nickname was never said with menace, rather at worse, patient exasperation. He knew he was being needy, but he couldn’t help it if panic set in when Dom was out of sight.*
Brendon likes leaning on tall things, like lampposts and Gabe Saporta. Which is probably why he wakes up naked, duct taped to a Big Wheel.*
Patrick Stump is one day out of prison, and already has an idea for the biggest heist of his career. But he’ll need some friends to help him out.*
Every day he texts Frank that he’s dying a slow, painful death, and Frank always ignores him and sends him pics of Gerard’s nostrils or dog shit or something. Frank’s an asshole. He has no idea why they’re friends, and Spencer misses him so much sometimes he feels like punching something that’ll punch back.
The totally true story of how Spencer Smith joined Patrick & Brendon’s Magic Friend Band.*
Bodolf was delirious with pain and fever for nearly a fortnight after the animal attack on their camp.*
After a devastating event that leaves Jared emotionless, he moves back to Canada for Megan’s last year of high school. When Megan gets a new job and comes home talking about a guy she works with named Jensen, Jared can’t help but to start to have feelings again…*
“Notice how the skinny tie makes him look less like he’s carrying shrunken baby heads around in his pockets.”* Follows Dancing Goes All Night.
William is not entirely certain how this happened, how he became a veritable magnet for downtrodden orphans, but he’s going to blame John.*
Brendon’s more of an in-your-face naked guy, while Mike’s nakedness sneaks up on you out of nowhere. It’s like Kevin doesn’t realize Mike isn’t wearing pants until he realizes Mike *isn’t wearing pants.*
Kevin’s breathing goes all shuddery, bordering on gasping, and Carden oh-so-slowly pets him there, right on the side of his throat, and shushes him and Kevin thinks, a little hysterical, that if he’s trying to calm him down the petting thing is totally not working.*
Kevin hasn’t seen Mike in over a month, and maybe he’s a little bit annoying. So maybe his brothers and Bill lock him and Mike in a closet.*
Mikey came awake to the buzzing of his pelvis and the annoyed realization that he’d clearly fallen asleep on his phone. He pulled it up, peered at the screen and noticed the time first. Three oh seven. Normally, that would have been enough for Mikey to just turn over and go back to sleep, figure he could deal with it in the morning, but there was only one number in the world that could bypass Mikey’s block on unidentified callers. Mikey pressed talk. “Ronon?”*
“Dude,” Gabe hollers, his voice barely rising above the din in the background. “Can you pick me up?”*
Wolverine finds Gambit in New Zealand, Christchurch to be exact, huddled on a bench under pretty trees in a lovely park.*
Memory is an odd thing. The day to day bullshit slowly fades away until it leaves nothing behind but a vague “emotional” tone or color. A feeling. However, every now and then certain details, usually surrounding *intense* emotional times, stay crystal clear, etched into our minds like snapshots. Virtual photographs forever frozen in time, locked away inside of our heads.
Gambit’s been taunting him all day. Taking cheap shots when no one’s looking. Sticking that damn bostaff in places it should never, *ever* be. Blitzing him with charged playing cards that mysteriously keep missing the intended target. *
He’s glad he didn’t know about William’s questionable lifestyle choice before they met, because he’d had this vision in his head of what Shakespearean actors were like, and frankly he wanted nothing to do with those weirdos.*
“This isn’t exactly what I thought you had in mind when you said retreat, bro,” Gabe comments, fingers digging into muscle just enough to make William’s shoulders rise.*
It begins with Spencer sitting in his boxers and an old t-shirt in their kitchen, drinking a cup of coffee and frowning over some paperwork. “Fucking math,” he grouses, tapping one bare foot against the floorboards. Brendon is pretty fond of their floorboards; he’s not a crazy interior decorator, like some people, but he likes to think he has a certain touch.*
“I got married to Mike Carden,” Kevin says. “I asked you, like four times, if you were sure,” Nick says.*
“Word on the street is that you’re bearing the fruit of my good friend’s loins.” William says, draping himself against Kevin’s back, and Kevin considers the logistics of crawling inside of his locker and dying.*
The Jonas family is well known for their purity rings and religious views, and it’s good to see that it hasn’t prevented Kevin from denying who he is. This magazine is behind you 100%, Kevin Jonas, and wish you and Mike Carden a happy marriage!*
Logan finds insight into what he’s lost and how to approach what he could gain.*
Spencer had barely even heard of rugby when he tried out for the team. It was just a way of killing time until Ryan was done with his stupid school magazine. Helping Ryan sift through the lame emo poetry submissions was only funny the first few times. But their west-coast prep school doesn’t play soccer or football, so the rugby team turns out to be the coolest thing around, and suddenly Spencer’s the school’s most popular player. Then Spencer meets Brendon, and everything changes.*
Brendon Urie is the newest addition to Pete Wentz’s Decaydance music label, and Spencer Smith is Pete’s most trusted assistant. After Pete turns Spencer’s carefully laid plans for Brendon’s publicity upside down at the last minute, Brendon and Spencer are left hiding out at Pete’s villa for the weekend.*
“Dude,” Brendon says, lazily. He’s sprawled across the couch, his feet hanging over the edge. “It’s cold. You should totally come over here and be my blanket.”* Coda to Thereafter You Have It (And Tango Makes Three)
Art School AU. Brendon Urie, street artist from New York City gets and offer he cannot refuse – a full scholarship to a reputable art school in Chicago. After leaving his two room mates, the only family he has, Brendon has to learn to adjust to the new environment and art scene. He finds himself entangled in the webs of friendships and relationships as he meets new people. This is a year in their shoes.*
a J2 movie AU based on ‘Notting Hill’, featuring misunderstandings, secrets, lies, twists, turns, comic books, Japanese-Ethiopian fusion cuisine, a lesbian wedding, several fabulous movies that really should exist, heartache, tequila, some exceptionally awful blind dates, hot boy-on-boy sex, and true love. All told in 42,000 words.*
A story in fifteen parts, in which the angel Castiel finds himself put in an untenable position, and consequentially loses his grace. In which he goes on a roadtrip with a demon, discovers the delights of tequila and french fries and pie, plays a starring role in a virgin sacrifice, is deflowered by his favourite Winchester, and then gets some very unpleasant news indeed.*
The fifth stall in the men’s washroom at King’s Cross station had had a “Closed For Repairs” sign on the door since 1973.*
Severus has been having dreams, dreams so real they feel like memories. What is his mind telling him? Severitus with a twist.*
Remy’s relationship with Rogue is hurting him more then anyone knows. Can Logan show him what love really is?
Frank wakes up to the muted chirp of his cell phone alarm at one in the morning on the Tuesday of the last week of summer school.* Follows Everyday Mysteries in the Summertime.
It’s a Harlequin romance novel, starring bandboys. Yes, that involves many of the clinchy, shmoopy cliches you’re thinking of. In which Brendon is Spencer’s secretary, and somehow Spencer has never really noticed him before.*