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Lagavulin and Guinness

Plenty of people had looked down on Eggsy throughout his life. He had gotten fairly used to it. Didn’t mean it was fair, but he knew how these things worked. What really sucked was that the new Arthur was worse

Series || In Heat

You’re in heat,” Clint blurts out as he steps into Phil’s office late on a Friday afternoon, the realization so stark and undeniable that the words are out of his mouth before he has finished thinking them.

Series || On Life’s Weary Seas

Herc gets tired of waiting for Raleigh and Chuck to make up after their fight. So, like any good father and friend, he forces the issue.

Uluru Steak

Yancy takes the Hansens’ offer to visit his new head chef in Las Vegas. Raleigh comes along. (Jaz doesn’t)

Gipsy Cafe

After his mom’s death, Yancy’s struggling to keep her cafe open and his family afloat. But when Jaz lands them a spot on Restaurant Rescue, the Hansens’ extremely popular reality show, his life gets a hell of a lot more

Flex to Fit

After that, Harry couldn’t stop thinking about how he could take all of Liam, how he could prep himself and train his body to relax and flex around Liam’s enormous cock, letting every inch sink inside. He figured the best

Patience and Sheer Determination

Harry goes undercover to infiltrate the circle of a corrupt overlord and is given Eggsy, a young prostitute, as a token of goodwill. Harry has to live with Eggsy and keep him safe, while maintaining his cover.

Series || Fem!Eggsy and Harry Collection

Harry was never dead, to begin with. And Eggsy is having difficulty with this fact. Harry is the new Arthur and fem!Eggsy is the new Bedivere (because we could always use more always-a-girl!Eggsy). Together they attempt to understand one another

Series || Chuck was injured instead of Herc

They say you never really know a guy till you break his face with your fist. Okay, they don’t really say that, but fuck it all, they should.

Lines We Cross

Nineteen year old Bane is well on his way to becoming Gotham’s latest menace when he is injured during a fight and helped by a police officer, one who strangely enough doesn’t seem frightened of him or his mask. Intrigued

As the Sun Burns the Ground

Five times Iron Bull had to carry Dorian and one time Dorian tried to carry Bull, gave up, and levitated him instead.

Antigravity

Five times Spock was surprised by the brilliance of Kirk’s mind, and one time he totally saw it coming.

Like the Sound of the Sun

Agron doesn’t want to fuck this boy for Roman amusement. He wants to sit and look into those eyes and speak with him, ask his name and how long he’s been in the house of Batiatus and if he likes

Series || porn roommates AU

Hey man – it’s a two bedroom flat, utilities + cable are included in the cost, I’m a dude, there’s no catch. My last roommate wasn’t cool with my job (gay-for-pay porn star) so he ditched, thus the ‘no douchebags’

A Marriage of Inconvenience

“Caution in the field isn’t confined to simply an awareness of your surroundings,” Harry says, his tone stern but his breath soft and warm against the back of Eggsy’s hand. His gaze lifts, his eyes hooded as he peers at

Series || A Lunch Counter Love Story

Take one ex-circus performer, one homicide detective, a dash of meddling cohorts, a heavy helping of pie recipes, mix well, and bake until somebody gets a date.

How to Be a Superhero

“Am I sacked?” M doesn’t bother answering James’ attempt at humor but instead continues in his point. “Since your return from the Skyfall operation, which was over a year ago I might add, you have not taken one day of

Series || Entropy Sequence

Harry needs to be put through interrogation testing before he can be cleared for fieldwork. Eggsy has free time.

The Younger Prince

On the eve of the marriage between Charles Hansen and Jazmine Becket, both Raleigh and Hercules are forced to confront their own painful past. Or, the Regency AU nobody asked for.

What Makes a House a Home

It’s Jim’s first day of Starfleet Academy and Chris is not nervous, no matter what his wife says. (“This isn’t how fucking adoption works,” Chris remembers telling the seven-year-old standing on his doorstep in the almost-light of the late summer

Blackbird

James Bond didn’t need anything or anyone. He had already lost the war that circumstance had waged against him. When his affection for Q flared, he got the love he never had, and the home he never knew he was

Once Upon a Different Lifetime

The night before the final test, Harry makes Eggsy a promise: once he is a Kingsman, they will talk about their future together. Then V-Day happens, and although Harry recovers, he doesn’t remember that last day he spent with Eggsy.

Series || Old Dog, New Tricks

When Raleigh nearly dies during Pitfall, Chuck surprises everyone (but Herc) by surviving and, for some reason, biting Raleigh. It turns out, Chuck is also a dog and has been since birth, and now Raleigh is a dog, too. A

Memories

While in Mexico, Gibbs is asked to return to NCIS after Tony uncovers some disturbing things about Ziva and Director Shepard. With his memory still sketchy, he settles back into life in DC without Tony and discovers just what he’s

Alive and Living (In That Order)

During a zombie apocalypse, Lassiter struggles to get himself and a traumatized Shawn Spencer to safety. Initially concerned only with survival, Lassiter discovers that there’s still something worth hoping for, worth caring for.

Take a Chance (It Wasn’t What You Know)

It occurs to Eggsy, only when Harry’s got her on his (very soft) bed, kneeling between the spread of her thighs and kissing between the valleys of her tits, that if there is one and only one person on this

The Little Shatterdome Around the Corner

The “You’ve Got Mail” AU no one asked for! While Raleigh’s working on the Wall, he starts trading emails with a guy he met on a now-defunct academy message board. They tacitly agree to not give away any details of

Was It Love at First Sight?

Raleigh and Yancy have been counselors at Camp Cedar Hill for the past three summers and they have good idea of what to expect. Until Assistant Director Hansen’s kid turns up to run kayaking. alternate title: chuck hansen makes poor

Series || Shenny Cooper for the Win

A collection of self-contained drabbles and ficlets which celebrate all things Shenny and seek to bring together our favourite Whack-a-Doodle and Warrior Princess while (hopefully) still keeping them in character.

Series || Emergence

Gibbs is the Alpha Dragon for the east coast Wing… and the lead for the NCIS MCRT. He has two rules above all others; No other emerged dragons on his NCIS team, and no relationships with non-dragons. Tony has no