This is a romantic comedy fic…not angsty one. Kris is told he only has three months to live (we find out later there was a mistake at the hospital and he really isn’t dying) so he decides to spend it doing things he’s always wanted to do but was too afraid to try. During his “new life”, he meets Adam. Based on the movie “Last Holiday” with Queen Latifah.*
It’s around when Ray wants to hold Walt’s hand like a goddamn teenage girl with stars in her eyes and wet panties that he starts to worry.* I LOVED this.
Harvey Specter hates kittens. Puppies, turtles, goldfish, guinea pigs – if it’s a commonly kept household pet, Harvey has nothing but palpable scorn for it.* Sequel to Friends? I’d Say Family.
Harvey’s eyes go wide and then he disappears back inside, leaving the door open for Mike to peer around and then step through to double check because surely he can’t really be seeing what he thought he saw.*
In an alternate universe, Harvey’s still the best closer in New York but Mike’s not a runner for Trevor: he’s a pizza deliveryman, Harvey’s favorite pizza deliveryman. And Harvey’s discovery that Mike’s more than he lets on will change everyone’s lives…
Told and retold through Mike, Donna, and Harvey’s point of view, with new scenes and reactions each time.*
Nate works for a company in research and development. He doesn’t know how he sleeps at night. Better Off Ted AU.*
Generation Kill fusion fic with Marvel Comics (X-Men, Avengers, Defenders, Iron Man and others). Someone had to finally write Brad as Iceman.*
It’s his dream job; a chance at revenge and a payoff that will buy him the life he always wanted in one once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Adam ‘Silverfyre’ Lambert knows he’s the best merc money can buy but for this job, he’s going to need the very best systems-hacker/datarunner in the game. Lucky for him, he knows exactly who he’s looking for…
Once upon a time, Kris Allen wasn’t afraid of anything. That was then, this is now and Kris has resigned himself to a quiet, discreet life on the right side of the law. He thinks he’s buried his past; right up until a big bad merc calling himself ‘Silverfyre’ comes crashing into his life. He wants Kris’ help and he just won’t take no for an answer.
One last job and they never have to see each other again.
They’ve just got to last that long…*
Eames tries to incept Arthur. A story of forgiveness, family, fancy suits, and ~feelings.*
Being a freshman piano performance major at a prestigious New England conservatory is difficult enough without landing the school’s star baritone as your singer, and inevitably, your hopeless crush.* Oh my god.
What will the boys’ lives be like once the war is over? What are they like now that they’re all grown up? What are they going to do with themselves? Who the heck is Kailyn? What better way to find out than to ready about it?*
This was supposed to be a companion piece to Metaphors As Mixed As You Can Make Them, with some Cobb&Arthur backstory and Arthur being revealed to be a crazy person (sorry; MENTALLY QUESTIONABLE) and how Arthur finds out about the inception attempt and stuff. It goes on at the same time as the other story (well, it starts a tiny bit before), and obviously, is in the same universe and stuff. *
Adam always wanted to be a rockstar. Being the poster-child for unicorn conservation, the top trending scandal on Twitter and a wanted federal fugitive? That wasn’t ever meant to be part of of the plan but when Adam finds a baby unicorn hiding behind a dumpster one night, his life is never ever the same again.* This is the best thing in the whole world. If I could tag it “favorite” twice, I would.
Brad Colbert is bored.
Nate knows this because he can feel Brad staring at him from his desk one aisle over and two chairs back. On the other side of the classroom, Ray Person’s making obscene hand signals in Nate’s general direction, ostensibly to get Brad’s attention. At least it better be to get Brad’s attention, or somebody’s going to have an accident in the weight room before practice.*
After the fall of Fuhrer Bradley, Amestris is plagued with civil unrest. Roy’s become the sixth Fuhrer and danger comes from all directions. Will Roy and his most trusted soldiers, including Colonel Elric, succeed where everyone else has failed or will he simply become another casualty?* Part of the Another Road Traveled collection.
Harvey is (still) a lawyer. Mike is the only barista that gets his coffee order right, and isn’t afraid of a bit of intelligent and snarky banter.*
After a brief whirlwind fling that disintegrated over the issue of how to heal Jean Havoc after his encounter with Lust, Edward Elric and Roy Mustang went their seperate ways. Months later, a plot throws them together in the middle of wartorn Lior. Distrust and treachery abound but the real question is can they put aside their personal issues and survive?* Part of the Another Road Traveled collection.
Mike Carden is a student without a scholarship who needs to find a way to fund his studies, fast. When William suggests Mike try out for the coed cheerleading squad, the Northeastern University Cobras, Mike mans up and lands his first sober back tuck in years. Kevin Jonas and Nic Anderson are two star college cheerleaders who have transferred to the Cobras after a mysterious scandal had them leaving their last school right before the National competition they were a shoo-in to win. Mike may have only scraped his way onto the team by the skin of his teeth, but with Kevin as his room mate, maybe he can master the stag tuck, the pom-pom wielding, and the insults from every other athlete department on campus. And maybe Kevin can learn how to be a real boy (who likes boys) beyond the limits of the life he left behind. [college cheerleading AU]*
Arthur is an Oxford Blue. Merlin is an Oxford cox. Lancelot is Merlin’s romantic-dalliance-loving friend. Morgana is horribly clever; Gwen is cleverly waiting for Lancelot to grow up. Merlin and Arthur rub each other the wrong way, at first, but it soon becomes clear that Arthur is a university-class rower with a world-class heart (yes, I typed that). Clichés ensue.*
When Bill, a shy withdrawn guy who’s completely closeted, ends up thrown into an unexpected situation with Tom, the encounter throws them both off balance. The changes in their relationship and the way they relate to each other cause them to explore not only each other, but some facets within themselves that maybe hadn’t come previously to light. However, being open with your feelings can also leave you open to getting hurt.*
Kevin Lucas is not a girl, even if he did just wake up as one. He’s handling it pretty well though; especially once he gets some highly unexpected help from Mike Carden, William Beckett, and Brendon Urie, who isn’t a girl either. But with his parents worried, his brothers suspicious, and Spencer Smith apparently plotting his demise, waking up as a girl might actually be the least of Kevin’s problems. [JONAS-verse]*
An epic tale of gods and man, destiny and choices, darkness and light, and eternal love that’s fixed as the stars to the celestial sphere.*
Eames runs up enormous gambling debts, refuses to accept the team members’ offers of financial assistance and becomes a prostitute. Arthur finds himself hating the idea of anyone else touching Eames, but is in denial about his feelings. He proposes an exclusive agreement with Eames, just so he won’t have to whore himself out, but Eames tells him that a deal’s a deal’s and insists on servicing him until the debt is fully paid off.*
Tom Kaulitz is downgrading from SuperThug to BabyThug in an attempt to get his life on the right track. He never expected it to be easy, but then again – nobody expects Bill Trumper. Tom’s fresh start is a heartless dress-making bitch. Good luck, boyo.*
Five times they did it and one time they didn’t.*
Finding the dragon’s cave is as easy as Kris expected it to be.*
The Cynic and his Optimist have been together since Christmas, and Bill, with his usual disdain for holiday commercialism and hypocrisy, has talked Tom out of celebrating Valentine’s Day. No cards, no jewelry, no chocolates, nothing. But is that really what Bill wants…?* Sequel to The Christmas Cynic.
Or, “on the tip of the tongue.” Arthur meets Mal first. He inherits Dom, after. Everything else is on him.*
Bill’s radio show provides its listeners with their weekly dose of cynicism, and an extra helping in December, a time of year that brings out the worst in Bill Trumper, the Christmas Cynic. Enter one Tom Kaulitz, the most optimistic caller Bill’s show has ever seen…*
This is an alternate universe series in that Rodney McKay never went to Atlantis, the mission failed within it’s first two years and John Sheppard finds himself back on Earth as the second in command of Stargate Command under the leadership of Major General Jack O’Neill. Characters from the Atlantis series and the original SG1 series will figure prominently in all of the novellas in this series. McShep and many other pairings throughout.*
Tom Kaulitz came to the U.S. to pursue his culinary dream – to become a celebrated chef, one of the stars in New York’s luminary-studded fine dining sky. He seems thwarted at every step by his rival Bill, who’s been showing Tom up since their very first day of culinary school. Yet the further they make their way through the surprises their careers have in store, the more Tom discovers that the factors holding him back from what he really wants are a lot simpler than he’s let himself realize. The challenge is on for Tom to overcome his pride and let himself discover the perfect recipe for success at all the things his heart desires.* You’ll need to register for this.
When Arthur pushes Merlin away to protect him, what lengths will Merlin go to to remain in his life?*
Jared and Jensen are in love, have been for most of their lives. There is just one tiny little problem: Jensen is imaginary, and they can only be together in Jared’s dreams. How can Jared ever find true love in the real world when his heart belongs to a figment of his imagination?*
The expedition marks two years without help from Earth and by a stroke of luck finds a full ZPM. Installing that ZPM in their sleeping city has lasting consequences for the entire expedition.*
In a universe with no Federation, where First Contact never happened, Jim Kirk is your average popular guy. On Christmas Eve, thanks to a series of strange events, Jim finds himself in a parallel universe where the Milky Way is under the control of an alien race and ends up as a servant in the residence of the Royal House of Vulcan. As he starts adapting to his new life, Jim’s curiosity fucks everything up—but hey, Vulcans shouldn’t have told him that he isn’t allowed to enter this wing of the palace; Jim has never been good at following rules.*
Jensen is the straight-laced by-the-book pack Alpha for the Dallas werewolves. Jared is a wild and reckless werewolf under house arrest and forced to take Jensen’s Beta collar. Will Jensen see beyond Jared’s wild ways to be his true mate; and will Jared see beyond the collar as anything but slavery?*
“In the matter at hand, exact figures are impossible to ascertain. The Volunteers of the International Dragon Forces were never systematically counted during the war due in part to the fact that newly transformed dragons and other humans joined the IDF on an almost daily basis and also casualty rates among new recruits is believed to have been particularly high. Many of the attacks by bio-wops wiped out entire flights, leaving no surviving members to report the scale of the devastation. This report bases its estimate on testimony of IDF and allied personnel, physical evidence from scenes in Zambia, Holland and many other countries and the dedicated efforts of military intelligence from countries like the US. *
The schmoopiest high school AU ever. This story chronicles the cheesy, sappy adventures of teenaged-boyfriends!Kradam and their merry group of friends.*
The only reason Adam goes on the stupid camping trip is because of Keith.*
Alright, so I’ve tweaked the prompt a bit so that Kris is a brand new werefox and Adam is an alpha werewolf… because that’s how it started writing itself, and to keep it different from the awesome KitKris story that is.. full of awesome.*
The United Federation of Planets invites you to the wedding of His Serene Highness, James Tiberius Kirk, Prince of America, Duke of Iowa, Commander in Starfleet to His Royal Majesty, S’chn T’Gai Spock, King of the United Federation of Planets, Prince of Vulcan, Duke of Shi’Kahr, Duke of Washington, Earl of Seattle.* Sequel to Strive Seek Find Yield.
A Modern day Merlin AU set at the University of St Andrews, featuring teetotal kickboxers, secret wizards, magnificent bodyguards of various genders, irate fairies, imprisoned dragons, crumbling gothic architecture, arrogant princes, adorable engineering students, stolen gold, magical doorways, attempted assassination, drunken students, shaving foam fights, embarrassing mornings after, The Hammer Dance, duty, responsibility, friendship and true love…*
Spock is heir to the Federation throne, Jim is Prince of America because his fucking brother abdicated, and the Klingons are on the verge of blowing shit up-a love story.*
Kris doesn’t mind when life gives him lemons. He is good at making the best of lemons. He just thinks it sucks that when life gives him creme brulee, he didn’t know what to do with it.*
I don’t think I will write a proper sequel to More Myself with You, but I like that universe, and I intend to go back there from time to time. This is not a work in progress, as in I am not promising to continue anything. But I do believe I will. It’ll be fun to take a peek into their future.* I didn’t read the prequel to this, but I LOVED this sequel.
Kris/Adam AU. Adam and Kris are in high school. Adam starts a gay/straight alliance and Katy and her friends want to join. Katy is dating Kris, and she makes him come along. He realizes he has feelings for Adam/is gay/etc. Something about them working together in the GSA, too, if you can.*
“I’m not crazy or anything, I promise. If you could just pretend you know me for a couple of minutes, you’d be saving my life, I swear.”*
Kris hates the rush hour train with a passion but a certain tall dark stranger makes it worth his while. In more ways than one.*
People you kiss in an airport baggage claim and then don’t talk to for thirteen months shouldn’t be able to exist, let alone make your chest do the things Arthur’s chest is doing. There are rules.*
A. Graham Cole was twenty-one years old when he was killed in action in Iraq. At the time of his death, he was a corporal with the psychological operations unit of the United States Army. He was four days away from wrapping up his third tour in the Middle East and had already packed for his return stateside. This is the official story.*
Beautifully Illogical has a series, you guys. Start there and READ THE WHOLE THING.
Arthur’s a corporate lawyer, Eames owns the coffee shop across the street, and all good love stories start with a quadruple shot latte.*
As a New Year’s Resolution, Merlin and Gwen set forth on a year long journey to have one new experience per month. Along the way, they meet Arthur, Lance, Leon and Morgana.*
Uther blamed Arthur for Igraine’s death but couldn’t bring himself to kill him. Instead he keeps him locked up because Arthur looks just like Igraine and he can’t bare to look at him. Uther remarries and has other kids so the heir issue isn’t a problem. Merlin comes to Camelot and he accidently comes across the place where Arthur is locked away. They talk through the door and eventually end up falling for each other.*
An accident leaves Spock with amnesia. His last memory is bringing a cadet up on charges for cheating on the Kobayashi Maru – a cadet who, to his disgust, is now his bondmate. *
In which Arthur goes on blind dates, Merlin is his waiter, and everyone takes a ride on the crazy train. *
Things are heating up with the Order, and Harry is growing in power. Harry starts a dangerous romance with Malfoy just so he can feel like a “real” teenage boy. *
After centuries of war between humans and demons, a new peace treaty is proposed to put an end to the misery and destruction. It is a marital alliance with Kagome and Sesshoumaru at the center.*
Kagome’s niece is left orphaned by a tragic car wreck, leaving Kagome to raise her alone. Or so she thought…help comes from an unexpected source, Sesshoumaru.*
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time.*
All Harry ever wanted was a normal life but as struggles with the fall out from the war, losing old friends and making new ones, he realises that normality is just a myth. *
When one door closes, another one opens… with a bit of a push. Life, love, and complications. Sequel to Reparations.*
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places.*
Because Jim misses bedtime stories and a life like this should not be real, but it is so he copes the only way he knows how.*
The one where Chris has stupid glasses and a lot of paperbacks, Zach knows too much for his own good, there are at least two lap dances, and everybody wants to sleep with Dorothy Parker. “Quinto Mad Libs,” Cho says. “My date was: mean adjective, meaner adjective, devastating five-syllable mean adjective.”*
In which Kris finds a puppy and the laws of probability change dramatically.*
“You get you don’t have to take up a grand gesture lifestyle so I feel secure in your affections, right? I feel pretty secure.”*
Kirk needs to get married for political reasons. Spock offers himself as the logical choice.*
What if Sarek and Amanda had decided that it was just too difficult, and had never gotten married? What would be the consequences to Spock’s life?*
Kirk/Spock. Epic, epic kissing. Remember the transporter room S/U necking? Something like that. The crew is all assembled to bid their captain good luck on his crazy dangerous mission and emotions are running high. Just prior to energizing K is thinking he just might not come back and this will be his only opportunity for a taste of the first officer he’s secretly!madly!inlove! with. Shock and awe amongst K and crew when Spock returns the kiss (and how!) because of course he’s also secretly!madly!inlove! with Kirk.*
Four years have passed since the end of the war, but as they meet again and encounter many things Zuko and Katara realize that what their hearts truly burn for is for one another. Can they love each other knowing they’ll hurt those that love them?*
Jim and Spock are in a established relationship, but when Starfleet sends Kirk secret orders to sleep with a foreign leader for a much needed medicinal trade, he decides that the needs of many outweigh those of the few. Now, he must deal with the unbelievable fallout. Oh, and the disgusting beauty of top secret missions is that you can’t tell anyone the truth.*
A gift!fic for a most lovely, lovely Anonymous (Anon knows why!). Their prompt was: Even though Spock has a super-duper immune system, he somehow comes down with a human chicken pox and it hits him pretty hard. Feeling crappy and fighting the urge to scratch strain his Vulcan control, and he gets a bit cranky (more so than usual). Kirk to the rescue to stop him from scratching and to keep the crew from teasing his Vulcan.
Spock harbors a secret fantasy of bottoming for the toppiest top in Topsville. Kirk makes all his wildest dreams come true.*
After the destruction of Vulcan, Spock shielded his mind to protect it from his broken bond with T’Pring. Little did he know another bond had already formed in its place. For a kink meme prompt for soulbonding.*
Sentinel John Sheppard thought he’d spend his life unbonded and then he met Dr. Rodney McKay. The mission to Atlantis is their mutual path and they will gather the strongest, brightest, and best for the mission that will take them to another galaxy.*
The relationship that started it all – Sarek/Amanda. How a logical guy like Sarek fell for a human, and why he would defy his people to marry her.*
Spock convinces his father that his mother’s happiness is the most important consideration and the family moves to Earth where they meet Captain Christopher Pike and his adopted son, James Tiberius Kirk.*
Girl gets off. Girl thinks about getting off. Girl gets off again. Girl just happens to be Spock, who used to be a guy.* Oh my god.
The first time Spock woke up with the captain in his bed, it was because of the very strangeness.* Laughed until I cried.
The aliens were very sorry for nearly killing Captain Kirk, and wanted to fix things.*
“Spock. Just say ‘I don’t trust Starfleet not to mess up the only captain in the fleet who I can train up to my expectations and enjoys running into danger wearing a blindfold as much as I do’.”*
Everything is changing, my friends are leaving, and I’m feeling alone and left behind. So what I want is for this to happen to the Enterprise. Their mission is over, and they are *all* being reassigned. Everyone else should be sort of sad, but excited too, because they are going on to bigger, better, newer things. And one person isn’t.*
Six months after being taken prisoner and raped by a Vulcan captain, Kirk finds that same Vulcan is now being assigned as his first officer when peace between Vulcan and Earth is declared. *
Kirk has moved into a apartment/house and wants to get to know his neighbors. He meets his neighbor Spock, a loner who suffers from extreme agoraphobia. Kirk thinks he’s beautiful enigma.*
In which Spock learns about human relationships, and Kirk learns a thing or two about Vulcans.*
Someone from the Narada survives and ends up back time. Aware of what-could-be, Nero kidnaps young Kirk and Spock to change the timeline – again. Kirk, Spock and the Enterprise of year 2260 go back to stop Nero.*
When Spock enters pon farr and it is discovered Jim would likely not live through it, he is forced to return to the colony and marry a Vulcan female. Jim is forced to let him.*
It wasn’t until one night, while drinking away the fact that he had to live in a universe in which stupidity existed, that he began to reevaluate his hard-earned take on the psychology of man.*
To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry’s problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry’s marriage may determine the world’s fate.*
On Vulcan, Spock wishes on a star at his mother’s insistence. On Earth, Jim’s family is murdered. Someone is after him, and all he wants is to get away. Fate, or the power of a wish, brings these two together.*
Two and a half years into his time at Starfleet Academy, Jim Kirk meets Lieutenant-Commander Spock, and the sparks begin to fly.
Detective Spock, born on Vulcan and resident of San Francisco, is assigned to the Midwest police bureau. I think everyone can guess what happens next.*
Sequel to “Of Light”. After an annual of living in the O.Z., DG and Cain set out to complete the task given to her by the Gale. Soon, she must learn that there is always more to everything than first meets the eye.*
A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities.* Oh my god, best thing ever.
Kagome goes home to spend a relaxing summer vacation with her 20th century friends, but InuYasha decides he’s been left out of her fun for the last time! Shippou the kitsune tags along to watch him make an ass of himse– I mean, keep him out of trouble.*
In which Kevin realizes Mike is his Disney princess, and Mike realizes Kevin would look hot naked.*
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous?*
They had defeated the evil, and earned their right to happily ever after. But no matter how much one may wish it, the things that lurk in the darkness rarely stay quietly in the shadows, and the evils and actions and pain of the past rarely remain there. They have found happiness. But can they maintain it, when these long-forgotten evils come seeking another chance for revenge? This battle has been a long time coming. And its outcome may change their lives – and the world – forever.* Scroll to the Epics section.
Sam finds out that Dean had ambitions, that he once wanted and came close to being normal. Bobby gives them a case where Dean’s dreams may finally come true.*
Eleven years after the end of the war, Heero returns to L2 to visit Duo with an unbelievable secret, but what he finds there changes everything.*
Duo learns the downside of being junior class president the same day he is stuck in a triangle with his best friend.*
Duo investigates a case involving a woman known as the “Worm’s Mistress.”*
When Relena instigates a ruthless game to break Heero and Duo up, her plans work better than she’d hoped. Is Heero ready to change his ways in order to keep Duo?*
A self-insert collaboration with the assistance and appearance of Jay, Dan, Asuka, and more as they appear.*
Lucius takes advantage of Harry’s vulnerable emotional state, offering him a marriage of convenience to protect Harry from the media and to regain Lucius’s family status. Outraged, Severus tries to win Harry back.* Sequel To Have and To Hold.
Free from Lucius and Severus, Harry gets on with his life. Many people want Harry but between his curse and his admirerers, can he find fulfillment and love? And what are Severus’ chances of regaining what he lost?* Sequel to To Have Not.
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life.*
Bella follows Edward to California, encouraging him to start his own shop. What happens when they start living together and making a life for themselves?* Sequel to Inked.
Bella Swan made a choice in life, one that led her to Edward Cullen. But are her feelings for him strong enough to survive the complications that will most certainly follow, as well as the disapproval of those around them?*
He’s a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she’s a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection.*
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she’s used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason?*
Reluctantly running the family house and estate on an island off the West Coast of Scotland, having inadvertantly run it towards bankruptcy, ex-soldier Edward Cullen has help forced upon him by the bank, in the shape of one I. Swan.*
Steve’s a stuntman, Chris a director, Jensen an actor, and Jared’s in a wheelchair. Two years ago Jared’s accident changed their relationships forever, but now they find themselves on the set for the same movie. Will the past prove to be too much, or can they find their ways back to each other?*
Jared and Jensen meet up at camp as teenagers, spending one summer together falling in love, but when the summer ends unforeseen events lead them to be separated. Four years later fate reunites them in college. Will all the obstacles in their path keep them from finding love with each other once again?*
Back when he first put his resume up with the agency during his first few weeks of college, even though he maybe should’ve been studying for exams and revising his final papers, Jared read The Nanny Diaries to get some idea of what he was getting himself into. It seemed like a really shit job, he thought, half babysitter, half beleaguered PA, but he didn’t really have anything else going on and there wasn’t much call for kids with degrees in philosophy with minors in Latin in the commercial job market, so nannying it was.*
Jared’s been clinging to Jesse because there is something about him that just feels right. Then one day he runs into Jesse’s twin brother and maybe shy and soft-spoken Jensen is who Jared’s been reaching for all along.*
The totally true story of how Spencer Smith joined Patrick & Brendon’s Magic Friend Band.*
“Notice how the skinny tie makes him look less like he’s carrying shrunken baby heads around in his pockets.”* Follows Dancing Goes All Night.
The fifth stall in the men’s washroom at King’s Cross station had had a “Closed For Repairs” sign on the door since 1973.*
So maybe they have half an hour until bus call, and neither of them have even showered since they got there last night, and it’s really kind of disgusting how much sex they’ve had. But Brendon has Spencer to herself. In a hotel room. For the first time in, like, twenty cities.*
Nick’s alarm goes off at an absolutely inhuman hour of the morning. He groans and sticks a couple of toes out from under his comforter and soon discovers that, yes, it’s still cold as a witch’s tit. Fucking unusual cold spell and its fucking… coldness.*
Ray was trying not to think on it too close. Because it sounded like a truly terrible romance book. Or maybe a sitcom: Canadian Mountie Falls for Chicago Pizza Maker! Wackiness Ensues!*
“Of course he got the money! He’s Fraser. He’s organized, he’s a fucking criminal mastermind, what do you think?!” * Oh this is brilliant. I mean, landshark for pete’s sake.
Gerard recognizes him, and that’s not weird, but a little bit, because he was pretty sure the only boyband member he would recognize on sight was Timberlake and only then because of the whole “wardrobe malfuction” thing and whoa did that kid ever not pay his publicist enough.* In the same universe as 42.
“Let me get this straight,” Nick says, ignoring Joe’s snickers. “You accidentally implied that Mike Carden is a rapist.”*
The thing is, if they’d wanted him to actually pay attention to the interview, they shouldn’t have sat him next to the lady with the polar bear cub.*
They started flirting the first time they met, when Pete took Spencer and Brendon to see MCR.*
Sam braced for impact as six foot five of Franklin Moore, all time leading scorer in the Pacific Coast Conference, MBA Stanford Business, and the 2006 Volunteer Coordinator for San Francisco’s Gay Pride Parade, flung himself into his arms. Rocked back on his heels, he accepted the hug, blocked the grope, and said: “How’s it going, Frank?”
Brendon really loves his band. Unfortunately, they all have amazing, hot boyfriends.*
Brendon and Haley are the biggest gossips on tour, best known for their stealthy, ninja-like song-writing abilities.* Sequel to The Best Thing Since Ducks.
Special Collector’s edition of Axe: The Horror of Man, complete with new techniques to master and a special making-of documentary! Or something. The Game Designers AU.
“Responsibility” should be Spencer Smith’s middle name (except it’s James). After all, not many people would sacrifice their lives to run the family bakery and raise their twin sisters. But now the girls are grown, and Spencer has to learn to put his own needs first! And Brendon, the Sweet Spot’s newest regular, might just be what Spencer’s looking for. But will Brendon’s past get in the way of their present?*
“He thinks I have stigmata,” Frank said, because what the fucking hell, it couldn’t get any worse. He might as well just lay it out.*
Rodney rolled his eyes. “It wasn’t that offensive. If your scientists were worth anything, they’d have thicker hides than that!” “Besides, was perfectly valid criticism,” Zelenka added. John held up the recorder again, and pressed play. “Quack quack quack,” it said, in Rodney’s voice. “Quack honk quack quack honk honk!”*
“But… but why would Canada need spies? It’s one of our major allies,” John insisted. “It- you haven’t even fully broken ties with Britain, you’re hardly a major player in international politics, your army is like, three mounties and a wolf…”*
He was an intelligent, intuitive pet, but he wasn’t going to start sniffing out ZPMs or hidden Ancient weaponry or detailed instructions on how to kill a Wraith with a common household item. A pen, for instance.*
This story starts at svmadelyn’s It Stops Being Funny At Skirts, takes the optional scenic route along thisisbone’s Skirting the Issue, (both of which you should read first), and then veers off and takes the side road in a different direction.*
Well, what happened is svmadelyn wrote It Stops Being Funny At Skirts about John Sheppard turning into a woman, and in the midst of laughing my own ass off at the story, I realized there seemed to be a little scene missing, and I asked svmadelyn if I could fill it in, and she said yes, and then… genderfuckery.*
SGC finally stops calling him by December. Rodney celebrates by writing a final exam for his relativity class so difficult that it reduces four students to tears in the exam hall. Upon reflection, he decides to be merciful and offer partial credit.*
The thing about orphans is the emo.* I’m not even freaking kidding you. This is awesome and perfectly and utterly flipping hilarious.
Finding out about Clark’s sexual leaning one night over mashed potatoes and gravy, Martha approaches the only man that she feels can keep her son safe.*
Clark and Lex further their relationship after meeting again, five years in the future.*
A fantasy AU, introducing the world of bounds, the most frightening of them being the kage.* I’ve linked to the yahoo group as the author does not maintain a website or have fic archived anywhere else.
“Okay, this is what I’ve figured out so far. I’m stuck in some sort of hell that looks vaguely like a Sandra Bullock movie.”*
“Oh, fuck.” Pete throws his head back, panting, fingers scrabbling at Patrick’s sweat-slick back. “Fockfuckfuck, Patrick, Patrick.”*
“They were so used to quarrelling and making it up again that they got married so as to go on doing it more conveniently.” (C.S. Lewis) Sequel to Asking to Be Born.
“Well,” Pete says slowly, “did I ever tell you about that time the music was banned?”*
The path to true love is never smooth. That goes double if you’re an underage boy in love with a rampantly sexual dominant who just happens to run a hair salon. Trenton Vittelli meets Clive when he is only fourteen, just beginning to awaken to his own sexuality. Love at first sight, at least on Trenton’s part. Clive isn’t exactly uninterested, but his scruples are tougher than the leather he wears, and he won’t touch the boy until he’s of age.*
Loving Jim and having Jim love him in return had been his heart’s desire for years. But was it what he really wanted? Was it what he could live with?*
Jim Ellison is Sentinel Prime of the planet of Cascade, and desperately in need of a Guide. He finds one in a most unlikely candidate; and then his problems really begin.*
When Strife interferes in a wedding, some very influential people are not pleased, and he is sentenced to work with Cupid to fix things. Strife finds himself growing closer and closer to the God of Love. Can Cupid help Strife overcome a dark incident in his past, and find love?*
A very brutal look into a young man’s introduction into the world of slavery at the hands of invading ogre forces and his own discovery of inner power that might prove to be his salvation.*
It is the year 2007. The Slayerettes are all in their mid-twenties, still fighting the forces of darkness in Sunnydale with Giles. Spike is found by Buffy on a rescue operation, and is stunned by his condition. She vows to herself to bring him back, so he can exact revenge, but finds herself drawing closer and closer to the vampire.*
Actually, it’s very complicated. It is obviously a Rurouni Kenshin AU, and it is yaoi/shonen-ai. The main characters are homosexual. It’s about their relationship. The story spans only a few months but these poor guys go through so much. The story kind of exploded into what you see.*
In the face of bitter betrayal and confused passion, they found each other. Now, among the anger and jealousy of others who resent their love, can they remember what drew them together in the first place? Can they remember – or even acknowledge – who they want?*
Background: Marilyn Manson dissed MCR for wearing makeup? Frank handled it gracefully, we’re all going to pretend Gerard did not.*
Two Heads Are (Sometimes) Better Than One: The Pete&Patrick Variety Show. VH1, Wednesdays, 9pm (ET) Four out of five stars.*
When Pete shows up Sunday, mid-afternoon, for ten days of house sitting and “Keeping a general eye on things, Patrick, we know you’re too old for a babysitter, but we worry,” he looks exactly the same, except for a stupid haircut that makes him look like someone cut it when he was too drunk to look in a mirror, or something. “Hey, kid,” he says, first thing, lugging a huge, shiny brown duffle behind him. It’s slippery, nylon or something, and it keeps rubbing against Pete’s jeans, making some sort of whispery zipper sound that sets Patrick’s teeth on edge. “I’m here for Patricksitting. I assume you’re the Patrick?”*
Pete is a mermaid who saves Patrick’s life.* You’ll need to scroll down a bit for this one. There isn’t currently a master page for this.
“I like that you’re expressing yourself with your camera phone in a way that doesn’t involve your genitals, but can you leave me out of it, please?”*
It’s NOT okay to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests.*
Fact: If you can see Patrick Martin Stumph, he can see you. If you can’t see Patrick Martin Stumph, you may be only seconds away from death.*
Harry’s brother Connor is the Boy-Who-Lived, and Harry has devoted himself to protecting him – by being ordinary. But certain people aren’t content to let Harry hide in the shadows.*
Pete accidentally “outs” himself and Patrick on Good Morning America. Only problem? They’re not gay. What now?*
It’s Year 3, the AU of Prisoner of Azkaban and the one where Harry finally finds out the full truth about October 31, 1981.* Sequel to No Mouth But Some Serpents.
It becomes considerably darker than first year, and involves Harry’s Parselmouth skills.* Sequel to Saving Connor.
Most of the other penguins would roll their eyes at the little kid sliding happily over the ice and singing wordless songs at the top of his lungs, but Patrick didn’t care.*
Pete attempts to convince Patrick to move in together.*
Patrick has his headphones on, which is like saying Patrick has pants on – except that his teachers don’t make him take off his pants during class, which Patrick appreciates.*
Pete got it for her as a present, and he didn’t really think she’d use it, but she hadn’t even hesitated before slipping into the harness and fucking him hard. He was glazed the whole next day.*
Jim and Blair settle into their new jobs with the SGC but soon find themselves in a battle for Earth.* Sequel to Comedy of Errors and Measure for Measure.
Sequel to A Gathering of Sentinel. A series of vignettes about the Sentinel school.*
This picks up right where Comedy of Errors leaves off, which means the SGC need Jim and his guide, Blair.* Sequel to Comedy of Errors.
In two other realities, Jim, Blair, Jack, and Daniel have to live with the sorrowful consequences of life. Then circumstances put them all face-to-face again.*
This is a story about something that could maybe happen to Frank Iero after his band breaks up.*
Sam first notices the weird dinging noise in Paducah, and by the time they hit Kansas City, it’s a full-on clank and rattle, the car thumping rhythmically every time the engine turns over.*
Dom is forced to ask Brian for help when the consequences of his crimes come back to haunt him. A novel about love, loss, and redemption.*